BuyYourBra

**DATE:** 10/16/2017
**MY NAME:** Londa

11:42 AM <BuyYourBra> Hiya
11:42 AM <Londa> howdy friend
11:42 AM <BuyYourBra> How are you
11:42 AM <Londa> i am good how are you friend
11:42 AM <BuyYourBra> Good thanks
11:43 AM <BuyYourBra> 28 m USA, you?
11:43 AM <Londa> 24 F USA
11:43 AM <BuyYourBra> Tell me about yourself
11:44 AM <Londa> Well im blonde skinny, and im into anal, BDSM
11:44 AM <Londa> oh and killing animals
11:44 AM <BuyYourBra> Interesting
11:44 AM <Londa> what about you?
11:45 AM <BuyYourBra> Tall blonde skinny. Into buying girls used bras
11:45 AM <Londa> lol strange
11:45 AM <Londa> so like, you just like the transation itself
11:45 AM <Londa> and u like throw the bra away
11:45 AM <Londa> you just like spending money on them?
11:45 AM <BuyYourBra> No I keep the bras
11:46 AM <Londa> holy heck
11:46 AM <Londa> how much do you spend
11:46 AM <Londa> i mean
11:46 AM <BuyYourBra> Depends on the bra hehe
11:46 AM <Londa> banhahww
11:46 AM <Londa> how much do  i get
11:46 AM <Londa> ok
11:46 AM <Londa> i ha e
11:46 AM <Londa> So can you give me a range
11:46 AM <BuyYourBra> What size do you wear
11:46 AM <Londa> E
11:47 AM <Londa> do you mind if they have a bit of animal blood on them
11:47 AM <BuyYourBra> 100 to 200 depending on a few things
11:47 AM <Londa> wew
11:47 AM <BuyYourBra> I'd prefer no blood haha
11:47 AM <Londa> ok ok
11:47 AM <Londa> so like i am a real fat lady
11:47 AM <Londa> i am like 400 pounds
11:48 AM <Londa> so the bra may be a bit stretched
11:48 AM <BuyYourBra> No worries
11:48 AM <Londa> i said i was skinny earlier
11:48 AM <Londa> bc i feel skinny
11:48 AM <Londa> no fat shame pls
11:48 AM <BuyYourBra> I'd never
11:48 AM <Londa> good
11:48 AM <Londa> do u like having sex with whales then?
11:48 AM <BuyYourBra> Sure
11:48 AM <Londa> i like kiling whales lmao
11:49 AM <Londa> alright
11:49 AM <Londa> so i can sell
11:49 AM <BuyYourBra> What colors do you have
11:49 AM <Londa> i have yellow only
11:49 AM <Londa> it represents my positivity torwards my body type
11:50 AM <BuyYourBra> Interesting
11:51 AM <Londa> one moment
11:51 AM <BuyYourBra> K
11:54 AM <Londa> alright i am back
11:55 AM <BuyYourBra> Hi
11:55 AM <Londa> ok so i am thinking i will give you one for 69.99
11:55 AM <Londa> IF
11:55 AM <Londa> you send me a picture of your penis
11:55 AM <Londa> or a small animal
11:55 AM <Londa> either will do
11:56 AM <BuyYourBra> Do you want a penis picture before or after I get your bra
11:56 AM <Londa> before pls
11:57 AM <Londa> btw have yuo ever killed an animal
11:57 AM <BuyYourBra> Or I could send you before and after hehe
11:57 AM <Londa> oh that sounds nice ;)
11:57 AM <BuyYourBra> You could see me put it to use hehe
11:58 AM <Londa> you mean like...excreting your man yogurt?
11:58 AM <Londa> YOu know what ill just give it to you for 69.99
11:58 AM <Londa> no penis needed
11:59 AM <BuyYourBra> You don't want a fashion show after I get it
12:00 PM <Londa> alright so what if i send you a bra and a pint of menstrual blood
12:01 PM <BuyYourBra> I'm good on blood haha
12:01 PM <Londa> alright i think i got a couple pints laying around
New messages since you tabbed out
12:01 PM <BuyYourBra> Yuck

got bored so i left

Found him again on 10/23/2017. He didn't recognize me.


11:11	BuyYourBra	Hiya
11:11	Londa	howdy
11:11	BuyYourBra	How are you
11:11	Londa	good how are you
11:11	BuyYourBra	Doing well thanks
11:11	Londa	do u buy bras
11:12	BuyYourBra	I try hehe
11:12	Londa	how about kippahs
11:13	BuyYourBra	Not sure what that is hehe
11:14	Londa	its a jew hat
11:15	BuyYourBra	Probably not hehe
11:16	Londa	whatare you some kind of naziracist
11:16	BuyYourBra	Nope just not into hats haha
11:17	Londa	oh ok
11:17	Londa	so how about i sell you a bra and throw in 2 kippahs for half price
11:17	BuyYourBra	No thanks
11:18	Londa	alright alright i will sell you a bra for say....
11:18	Londa	50$?
11:18	Londa	you can choose the color and fabric
11:18	BuyYourBra	What size
11:18	Londa	32C
11:19	BuyYourBra	What colors do you have available
11:20	Londa	Blue, Black, and red. I can get some of other colors if you want
11:20	BuyYourBra	Pink is my favorite
11:20	Londa	I can get a pink oe
11:20	Londa	one
11:21	Londa	so would you pay $50
11:21	BuyYourBra	Excellent
11:22	Londa	how about this, you pay $60 and ill throw in three kippah
11:22	BuyYourBra	How long would you wear it before I get it
11:22	Londa	a week
11:23	BuyYourBra	How about you throw in some panties hehe
11:23	Londa	so the one bra two kippah deal will be called the mama londa deal
11:23	Londa	i migth be able to do that
11:23	Londa	i will throw those in for...say....$24.38
11:23	BuyYourBra	How old are you
11:23	Londa	24
11:24	BuyYourBra	Lovely
11:24	Londa	so will you take the big mama londa deal?
11:24	Londa	i do 2 kippah, panties, and bra
11:25	BuyYourBra	And what am I to do with kippab haha
11:25	Londa	whatever you want ;)
11:25	Londa	maybe if your a Jew you can wear it and think of me
11:26	BuyYourBra	That was my plan for the bra and panties haha
11:26	Londa	you were going to wear them?
11:26	BuyYourBra	Yes
11:26	Londa	oh you are a crossdresser?
11:26	Londa	a trap?
11:26	BuyYourBra	Just your run of the mill weirdo haha
11:26	Londa	oh alright then
11:27	Londa	but promise to wear the kippah too
11:27	Londa	ooo and put a tampon in your anus
11:27	Londa	i have a fetish for that
11:27	BuyYourBra	Oh that's different
11:27	Londa	The kippah or the tampon
11:28	BuyYourBra	Both
11:28	Londa	oh rip
11:28	Londa	you see i put tampons in my anus once a month
11:28	BuyYourBra	Why?
11:29	Londa	because...welll...im not actually a woman but i identify as one. putting tampons in my anus makes me feel female you know
11:29	Londa	i just pretend the poop is blood
11:29	BuyYourBra	Interesting
11:29	Londa	turned into a sexual thing
11:29	Londa	i wear the big bra because i don't like the flat one
11:30	Londa	so would you do that for me/
11:30	Londa	if you do i will give you discounting
11:32	Londa	hello?
11:32	BuyYourBra	Not sure
11:32	Londa	oh
11:32	Londa	I will throw in a kippah for free
11:34	Londa	u must respond quicker!
11:34	BuyYourBra	Don't think I'd put things in my tush haha
11:34	Londa	you seem like a gay man im sure you will be ok
11:35	BuyYourBra	Not at all
11:35	Londa	put you are a trpa
11:35	Londa	a trap
11:35	BuyYourBra	Not sure what that means
11:35	Londa	you are a crossdresser
11:36	BuyYourBra	Just a little
11:36	Londa	oh alright then
11:36	Londa	so if you do that
11:36	Londa	i will throw in 2 kippah for free and give you 50% discount
11:36	Londa	how does that sound
11:37	BuyYourBra	No deal hehe
11:38	Londa	ok six kippah and you only have to pay 10$
11:38	Londa	plus the big mama londa deal
11:38	Londa	2 kippah a bra and panties
11:39	BuyYourBra	See I am looking for women's bras
11:40	Londa	do not be transphobic to me!
11:40	Londa	i am woman
11:40	Londa	look this is my final offer
11:40	Londa	I will give you bra, panties, AND TWENTY KIPPAH for only 5$
11:40	BuyYourBra	Not going to work
11:40	Londa	if you post pic of a tampon in your anus
11:40	Londa	but why
11:41	BuyYourBra	You're not a lady
11:41	Londa	b-but i identify as one
11:42	Londa	come on brother im basically giving you 20 kippahs for free
11:42	BuyYourBra	Yeah doesn't really count for me
11:43	Londa	plus the bra and panties for only 5$
11:43	BuyYourBra	But the no lady thing is a deal breaker
11:44	Londa	yea but what if you just pretend
11:45	BuyYourBra	I can't,haha
11:46	Londa	so i have a total of 43 kippahs in my house
11:46	Londa	i can give you all of them
11:46	Londa	for only 5$
11:46	Londa	how does that sound
11:46	BuyYourBra	No thanks
11:46	Londa	you can like wear them on your man boob right?
11:46	Londa	they are like bras
11:46	Londa	fine. You win.