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- They left without saying another word.
- Why does this pineapple taste weirdly of coconut?
- I dropped it and the flange snapped off. I can probably fix it though.
- I told her I was sorry, but I lied.
- They fabricated some story about a plumber and a hippo.
- The whole thing about suicidal lemmings was a big fat fib.
- I play a lot of video games. Don’t judge me.
- You just follow the recipe – it’ll turn out fine as long as you do what it says.
- Maybe we could just forget about it and carry on.
- I can smell smoke – is something on fire? Fire is bad, right?
- I ran out of coffee this morning. I am not myself right now.
- After they spoke, they went their separate ways and never saw each other again.
- Spiders shedding their skins is one of the most horrifying things you can watch.
- He spilled tea everywhere and it’s ruined my break.
- I told him he could have as much cake as he wanted and he called me a filthy enabler.
- I don’t suppose you could write that down for them?
- It was possibly the most beautiful sunset I had ever seen.
- There is no point in being reckless now.
- Give it a go – it might work out perfectly.
- It says it’s loading, but I think it’s actually stuck.
- Can you call the physiotherapist and ask for an appointment?
- There was a big frosted glass vase in the middle of the room.
- They bumped into each other at the bus stop.
- A fog drifted in as night fell.
- The heating always goes on the fritz on the coldest day of winter.
- Miriam likes raspberries in her apple pies.
- My poodle refuses to even try a tutu on.
- I’ve never met a chihuahua that didn’t try to bite me.
- It’s one of my favourite franchises.
- The candles filled the room with a heady fragrance.
- I lost it… or I put it in the bin, I can’t remember.
- It was set in Renaissance Italy and was absolutely beautiful.
- These pies have no filling in them.
- I bought you this – it was half price at the pound shop.
- I bought a new duvet cover and the ink ran when I washed it.
- These pigeons are my only friends.
- I’m still slightly weirded out by how everything has a camera on it.
- You don’t see many butterflies around these days and it’s a shame.
- The locker was full of brightly coloured sponges.
- They think I’m emo, but actually I just messed up my eyeliner today.
- They had been using my email address the whole time.
- It was a pretty sketchy looking place, to be fair.
- I tore along the perforations, but the whole thing ripped.
- Can you write me a cheque?
- The avocados and grapes were ok, but the tomatoes were crushed.
- Like as not and happen as maybe.
- There is enough there to cobble dogs with.
- It’s a lithium ion battery so don’t let it go flat too often.
- Xylitol is a good artificial sweetener, but it’s bad for dogs.
- Peanut butter chocolate is the best chocolate.
- The collective noun for goldfinches is a charm.
- Parliament closes over summer and they all go on holiday.
- Cartographers create accurate maps so that I can misread them with distinctive flair.
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