mcdonald’s methods | @sbclit

This method will save you hundreds or even thousands of dollars/pounds if you travel a lot so feel free to show your gratitude in BTC: 16rzMpoEzE68V4tEpz57SzULVsF1gKUx2T

So the first method is as follows for you broke/jewish boys,

Step 1: Stroll in McDonalds during busy hours or even if it's quiet and swipe a receipt or two from an uncleared table or from the top of the bin if it's super full and hope there are items on there that you like, the best way of making this not look suspicious to any employees is to carry a pen and jot down a few numbers on it as soon as you pick it up, it will also stop anyone watching thinking you're up to something.

Step 2: Make up an issue with the food, I like to say stuff like "The burger looked like Stevie Wonder had put it together then Mike Tyson had punched it a few times" but be careful if it's a local store you do not want to be memorable at all so you can rinse the method again and again, so simple things like it was missing pickles, or you only got 3/5 selects you paid for, or the fries weren't salted and were cold, use your imagination.

Step 3: Call the number for the resteurant on the receipt and ask for the manager (you're probably already on the phone to him/her), explain that you came in and took the food away, and had an issue with your food, explain your issue with the food you bought, if they ask for the food say "Well I still ate it, I was starving to death", they will offer to replace all of the items you had an issue with, or they may offer you a meal instead. If they don't offer a meal you can push for it and just say "Could I just have a free meal instead?" which is likely to be much higher in value than the items you're already social engineering a replacement for.

Step 4: The manager will ask for your name and give you a code to redeem the items in store (you will need to ask for the manager when you redeem the code) and there you go you just got free food whenever you want.

The other method is exactly the same as the above, except you call using your own receipt, and you can get replacements for your favourite foods simply by making up shit about the quality of the food not being quite up to the standard you've become acustom to. I hate to point out the obvious but use different names, try to be less memorable as you can, don't stroll in wearing the same bright green yeeezys every time. You might only be saving $8 at a time, but it all adds up over years.

As a side note, social engineering is about confidence and about how you carry yourself, you need to convince yourself that you have a geniuine issue with the food, and thusly you will sound genuine. Sounding slightly pissed off is always good, but do NOT make it personal with the manager.

Stay hustling homies.