AnonBU: Dreamwidth edition

// ==UserScript==
// @name         All Dreamwidth Anonymous Are ANBU
// @namespace    http://tampermonkey.net/
// @version      1.0
// @description  Turns Anonymous posters into ANBU <randomly chosen animal>
// @author       MeatcarpetPrincess
// @match        https://*.dreamwidth.org/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==
//
//

function capitalizeFirstLetter(string) {
    return string.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + string.slice(1);
}


var animals = ['alligator', 'anteater', 'armadillo', 'auroch', 'axolotl', 'badger',
               'bat', 'bear', 'beaver', 'blobfish', 'buffalo', 'camel', 'chameleon',
               'cheetah', 'chipmunk', 'chinchilla', 'chupacabra', 'cormorant', 'coyote',
               'crow', 'dingo', 'dinosaur', 'dog', 'dolphin', 'dragon', 'duck', 'dumbo octopus',
               'elephant', 'ferret', 'fox', 'frog', 'giraffe', 'goose', 'gopher', 'grizzly',
               'hamster', 'hedgehog', 'hippo', 'hyena', 'jackal', 'jackalope', 'ibex',
               'ifrit', 'iguana', 'kangaroo', 'kiwi', 'koala', 'kraken', 'lemur',
               'leopard', 'liger', 'lion', 'llama', 'manatee', 'mink', 'monkey',
               'moose', 'narwhal', 'nyan cat', 'orangutan', 'otter', 'panda', 'penguin',
               'platypus', 'python', 'pumpkin', 'quagga', 'quokka', 'rabbit', 'raccoon',
               'rhino', 'sheep', 'shrew', 'skunk', 'slow loris', 'squirrel', 'tiger',
               'turtle', 'unicorn', 'walrus', 'wolf', 'wolverine', 'wombat']

var special = document.querySelectorAll( "span.anonymous" );
special.forEach(function (currentValue, currentIndex, listObj){
    currentValue.innerText = "(ANBU " + capitalizeFirstLetter(animals[Math.floor((Math.random() * animals.length - 1) + 0)]) + ")";
});