And then Philip said  “Hi Brad wanna have sex?” Brad stared at him quizzically stroking his beard.

“Wait that ‘And then’ makes no sense the story shouldn’t start there.” Brad stated while moving his hoof down to his belly.
“Whatever Zac just sucks at exposition. Speaking of suck do my dick.” Philip said and pointed at his penis.
“Okay…” Said Brad as he sucked on his phallus.
“Oh yeah work your tongue around my phallus!” Philip screamed. “Oh my Celestia I’m gonna cum out my phallus!” He began wiggling around and then he came inside Brad’s mouth.

“Ew your phallus tastes like semen and shit now.” Brad said and then threw up all over Philip’s phallus. “Okay we’re even now please suck my phallus.” He then said and then Philip sucked on his phallus. “Oh god Pip Imma cum and you should swallow it all!”
“Okay.” Said Pip and then he swallowed the gooey salty white yummy thick bodily fluid. Wow I know a lot of adjectives don’t I? Anyways I am now Brad. Pip wants me to stick my phallus inside his anus and fuck him but that’s gay so I let him do it to me instead. He humped my sweet candy ass and then his phallus throbbed and then my ass clenched and then he came into my rectum. And then the next day he said I was preggo and I was like “lolwut how do u no” and then he said he has AIDS that let hime see into the future and then he said I have AIDS too. Well fuck.