The Final Hours of #DestinySC2 on QuakeNet

Here's a condensed timeline of the final night of the #DestinySC2 channel on QuakeNet.
All times are Eastern US, and I don't mark every time I edited the logs, to reach all the important points quickly. Spelling errors are left in place, and most names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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Sorcerer, QuakeNet maestro, arrives in #DestinySC2 on Saturday, June 2nd. He'd been asked to come by two days before by one of the channel mods, Speed112.

[19:04] <Sorcerer> hi

The feisty repartee catches his attention.

[19:29] <+S.O.B.> WHY DO YOU KEEP
[19:29] <+S.O.B.> LINKING THIS
[19:29] <+S.O.B.> YOU FUCKING TWAT
[19:29] <HighDef> S.O.B. CHILL the uck out
[19:29] <+S.O.B.> imad
[19:29] <HighDef> hgoly shit
[19:29] <Sorcerer> chill

Innocent_Victim gets caught up in the pointed banter that defines the #DestinySC2 channel, and starts to feel insulted.

[19:58] <+bullRod> maximusblack is black
[19:58] <+Democracy> dem bjs
[19:58] <+Me> Maximus black is 0.5 of WHEN CHEESE FAILS
[19:58] <+S.O.B.> i knew
[19:58] <@I'm_Not_A_Russian> I think it's because of all the dicks you deepthroated MoronMoronMoron
[19:58] <+S.O.B.> there was giong to be a dick joke
[19:58] <iGloo> He's entertaining, but no player
[19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> "(Vayne) [00:14:02] : I HOPE YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED BY CANNIBALS"
[19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> i uh
[19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't think this vayne
[19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> was very polite
[19:58] <@I'm_Not_A_Russian> tone the dick-eating down and see if it helps
[19:58] <+KeepOut> lol dat vayne
[19:58] <+MoronMoronMoron> i cant help it TA
[19:59] <+MoronMoronMoron> all the dicks
[19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> they also started spamming "suck a dick faggot"
[19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't think you should say "suck a dick faggot" like ten different times
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[19:59] <+Hyrule> EAT A DICK OLD MAN
[19:59] <+Democracy> Innocent_Victim, why not
[19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> well first off it loses its punch
[19:59] <+MoronMoronMoron> oh the overtoad
[19:59] <+Democracy> nvm i iforgot i'm asking a 16 year old
[19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> /ignore
[20:00] <+Me> You all talk about dick like it is a bad thing.
[20:00] <+OverIoad> oh my friend want's to try ladder
[20:00] <Ezrael> wuts TSMEvo?
[20:00] <+Democracy> ./coolstorybro
[20:00] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: Butt hurt
[20:00] <+Innocent_Victim> no srsly deme

Innocent_Victim explains that he feels particularly sensitive and quick to take offense because he had been getting death threats at his house, because he's a Jew.

[20:08] <+Innocent_Victim> mainly because i've been getting death threats for like the past week so i don't need some shmuck in an irc chat giving me flak
[20:08] <+Innocent_Victim> over nothing
[20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> i got death threats like all of last week because apparently one of my neighbors doesn't like that i'm jewish
[20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> and put a mezuzah
[20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> on my door
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[20:10] <+KeepOut> my knowledge of jewish culture isnt up to the times
[20:10] <+Innocent_Victim> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah
[20:10] <+FreeZero> a mezuzah is like a thing with 7 candles
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> and sonny you seem pretty weird
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> no that's a menorah
[20:11] <+FreeZero> no wait, its a flatbread
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> freet :<
[20:11] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: How am i weird?
[20:11] <+Democracy> because hes mad at you lfmao
[20:11] <+FreeZero> wait no im wrong
[20:11] <+Democracy> makes you weird
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> well anyone who has to rail on someone on the internet
[20:11] <+FreeZero> its one of those little hats
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> is weird imo
[20:11] <+S.O.B.> I'm not railing on anyone
[20:11] <+Democracy> lmfao james
[20:11] <+S.O.B.> but i'd like to rail  you irl
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> no th
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> x
[20:11] <+S.O.B.> just sayin
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> that's weird
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> to say that
[20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> so

Innocent_Victim expands on his story. KeepOut sympathizes and suggests a direct approach.

[20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> and someone in my apartment complex
[20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> doesn't like jews
[20:12] <+KeepOut> go punch him in the fucking mouth then
[20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> and has been leaving death threats in my mail or on my door

Innocent_Victim makes the sober and wise decision to involve the authorities. Sorceror tries to get the attention of the moderators.

[20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> no i just called the cops yesterday
[20:12] <+KeepOut> INNOCENT
[20:13] <+KeepOut> go punch him in the fucking face
[20:13] <+Democracy> lmfao
[20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> no
[20:13] <+KeepOut> just do it
[20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't know
[20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> who it is
[20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> you idiot
[20:13] <Sorcerer> Any channel admin awake?
[20:13] * Sorcerer flaps Turtle Destiny TinyWilly Speed112 I'm_Not_A_Russian
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[20:15] <+Innocent_Victim> or i could just likeeeee let the cops deal with it???
[20:15] <+FreeZero> everything i cared about is over
[20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> seems easy to me man
[20:16] <+Hyrule> 1hr stram pls
[20:16] <+KeepOut> dont be a pussy dude
[20:16] <+FreeZero> fuck
[20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> no i'll be a pussy
[20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> end of story
[20:16] <+KeepOut> YOU GOT DIS
[20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> sorry
[20:16] <+Democracy> hes jewish
[20:16] <+Democracy> hes not gonna do anything but keep his monies
[20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> i would rather not risk 1. my life 2. jailtime
[20:16] <+Democracy> ^
[20:16] <+Me> Innocent_Victim yes - like I said, my mensch-bro: call the shit out of the cops
[20:16] <+KeepOut> self defense bro

[20:18] <+FreeZero> is now a good time for jewish jokes? [Editor's note: It is a very, very bad time for Jewish jokes.]

[20:18] <+FreeZero> how do you make copper wire?
[20:18] <+FreeZero> give 2 jews a penny
[20:18] <Ezrael> LOL
[20:18] <+MoronMoronMoron> otaku niggas
[20:18] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehueheu
[20:18] <+KeepOut> hue
[20:19] <+Democracy> lfmao
[20:19] <+Hyrule> get a baseball bat and roll your sleeves up like dat guy from dat tarintino movie
[20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> okay seriously
[20:19] <+KeepOut> use some dat dere celltech
[20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> cut it the fuck out
[20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> with that shit
[20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> it's no longer funny
[20:19] <+Democracy> ^
[20:19] <+Democracy> lololol
[20:19] <+FreeZero> oh god
[20:19] <Sorcerer> where be the chanops

Sorceror speaks up.

[20:20] <+FreeZero> whats the difference between pizza and jews?
[20:20] <+Terribad> ho boi
[20:20] <+FreeZero> pizza doesnt scream in the oven
[20:20] <+Terribad> whatrs going on o.O
[20:20] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehue
[20:20] <+Terribad> ?
[20:20] <+Democracy> ahhahahahahhahah
[20:21] <Sorcerer> FreeZero: Keep that shit to yourself

The exchange becomes more heated.

[20:23] <+Innocent_Victim> scrub
[20:23] <+FreeZero> What do you call a Jewish paradox? free ham
[20:23] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehue
[20:23] <+Democracy> inb4 it's S.O.B. leaving him death threats on his door
[20:23] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: Whoa you don't have to play internet tough guy
[20:23] <+S.O.B.> Jesus christ
[20:23] <+S.O.B.> I'm moving to orlando later this year
[20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> cool story
[20:24] <+KeepOut> FreeZero my hero
[20:24] <+KeepOut> her0*
[20:24] <+S.O.B.> damn Innocent_Victim, i was hoping you would suck my dick like a faggot
[20:24] <+Democracy> i see what you did there
[20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> don't say "hey let's meet" then "oh no i have to not do it"
[20:24] <+Democracy> you used a zer0 like in his name DOHOHOHOO
[20:24] <+S.O.B.> but now i don't think i want your jew mouth anywhere near my master race uncut cock
[20:24] <+S.O.B.> :(
[20:24] <+KeepOut> LOLOLOLLLO
[20:24] <+FreeZero> so clever man
[20:24] <+Hyrule> lol sonny
[20:24] <+Democracy> lmao S.O.B.
[20:24] <+Democracy> S.O.B.m
[20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> you're like seriously
[20:24] <+Democracy> ^
[20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> mentally fucked up

The G-lining and kicking begins.

[20:25] * S.O.B. (~SOB@pouirytwpeor05876.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Keep that stuff of this network, thanks)))
[20:29] * FreeZero (FreeZero@FreeZero.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Attention: Your Q account has been suspended. You are being disconnected.)))
[20:29] * FreeZero (FreeZero@nrubpehyerdua.net) Quit (G-lined)
[20:46] * Democracy (Democracy@Democracy.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Cut it)))
[20:48] * KeepOut (~KO@robagaszasz.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Same goes for you)))

The chat notices and discusses the source of the bans, and Innocent_Victim graciously relents and restores peace.

[20:46] <Hyrule> whats with this Q kicks
[20:47] <KeepOut> HEADSHOT
[20:47] <Innocent_Victim> Hyrule the ZOG.
[20:47] <Hyrule> i bet its Turtle :3
[20:47] <Democracy> mods in here being butthurt
[20:47] <Democracy> admin*
[20:47] <Sprayonnaise> it said cut it
[20:47] <Sprayonnaise> deme you have to cut it
[20:47] <Democracy> what do I cut
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[20:49] <Democracy> KeepOut oh no, you got head shot as well?
[20:49] <S.O.B.> Seriously, I post cute animal pictures.
[20:49] <Innocent_Victim> anyways i am sorry for getting to that level of butthurt it has just been a very stressful week!
[20:49] <S.O.B.> Yimi posts gore
[20:49] <Sprayonnaise> my name is Innocent_Victim i spam post reddit huehuehue
[20:49] <Innocent_Victim> so i am v. sorry

Finally, a channel moderator appears and...

[22:06] <@Turtle> hoooooooly fucking shit. We have a IRCop in here
[22:06] <@Turtle> reading your guys' shit and banning people
[22:06] <KeepOut> wait, what dharma?

Turtle has a moment of insight.

[22:07] <Turtle> I wonder if that means I can make "nigger" a bannable word now

So does TinyWilly.

[22:19] <@TinyWilly> no wonder i couldnt kick that guy
[22:19] * Q sets mode: +o Sorcerer
[22:20] <S.O.B.> The only thing that's going to be annoying about Sorcerer being here, is everyone asking why Sorcerer has mod.

The chat poses as a team, because shit just got real.

[22:21] <Innocent_Victim> sorcerer is an IRC Operator
[22:21] <Innocent_Victim> he helps admin the whole irc server
[22:21] <Avish> who is he? he started to come to this channel?
[22:21] <BritishJerk> Why is he here? lol
[22:21] <Innocent_Victim> he's the littlebill and I'm_Not_A_Russian of quakenet
[22:21] <Avish> well he can fuck off
[22:21] <Avish> being a faggot
[22:21] <@TinyWilly> guess he expanded us mods to be offended by what was being said
[22:21] <@TinyWilly> and ban people
[22:21] <S.O.B.> lol avish
[22:21] <@TinyWilly> expaected
[22:21] <@TinyWilly> expected
[22:21] <@TinyWilly> dsfgsdf
[22:21] <Lightning_Count> shit mang he's even got a cool mysterious nick "sorcerer" spooky
[22:21] <sLAVICbOOBS> lololololo
[22:21] <Hyrule> :(
[22:22] <KeepOut> does he realize who's chat this is?

I think he's about to find out.

[22:37] <soultrant> is sorc a fan of destiny? [Editor's note: This seems unlikely.]
[22:37] <@Sorcerer> chanlev #destinysc2 #sorcerer -amno
[22:37] <Lightning_Count> O__o
[22:37] <S.O.B.> He can't even unOP himself
[22:37] <@Sorcerer> fail
[22:37] <BritishJerk> OH SHIT
[22:38] <BritishJerk> HE'S FIRING BACK
[22:38] <@Sorcerer> need less boss
[22:38] <ArchAsshole> lol
[22:38] <Yimi> OH SHIT GUYS HE HAS AMMO
[22:38] <Xswordy> !whois Sorcerer
[22:38] <S.O.B.> Sorcerer: Will you explain
[22:38] <13@BillBot> Sorcerer is authed as Sorcerer
[22:38] <S.O.B.> what you're doing here
[22:38] <Xswordy> who is this faggot?
[22:38] <KeepOut> DUCK AND COVER
[22:38] <sLAVICbOOBS> bah,fucking S
[22:38] <S.O.B.> and why this channel is now the worst channel on quakenet?
[22:38] <ArchAsshole> Sorcerer how long you been "working" as an admin?
[22:38] <S.O.B.> Sorcerer: Do an AMA please
[22:38] <13Sorcerer> im not here
[22:38] <13Sorcerer> bai [Sorcerer goes invisible.]
[22:38] <+S.O.B.> get out
[22:38] <+S.O.B.> pls
[22:38] <+KeepOut> go
[22:38] <+Lightning_Count> oh shit, ghost mod
[22:38] <+ArchAsshole> wow
[22:38] <Sorcerer> S.O.B.: stop being a tool, thx

[22:44] * KeepOut (~Kellen@streborailuj.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Attention: Your Q account has been suspended. You are being disconnected.)))

After some consultation, Turtle has this to say.

[01:16] <@Turtle> It's nothing personal to do with Sorcerer. The entire channel is threatened with a ban unless some things change.
[01:16] <HarshLanguage> O.o what... why
[01:16] <buk> dat random zombie aggro
[01:16] <Innocent_Victim> bean what
[01:16] <HarshLanguage> wait wat
[01:17] <@Turtle> It's nothing personal to do with Sorcerer. The entire channel is threatened with a ban unless some things change.
[01:17] <@Turtle> k?

There is denial...

[01:17] <HarshLanguage> this has to be a troll

...anger...

[01:14] <RancorousC> Sorcerer is a faggot

...bargaining...

[01:17] <HarshLanguage> what are we doing wrong? besides talking about nonsene all day and calling steven a faggot?

...depression...

[01:38] <HarshLanguage> man this whole discussion on chats and words and shit is depressing the fuck out of me, I'm going back to Qi. someone ping me when the world has stopped taking everything so fucking lterally and gotten past the fucking definition we gave words decades ago. FUCK

...and finally, acceptance.

[02:18] <AIDSCOCK> atleast we'll always have cumguzzling shitdick

Some of the users turn to religion for comfort.

[04:48] <Ghoasts> Suffering under the pharoah
[04:48] <Ghoasts> Then we'll have our 40 years in the desert looking for a penny

At 04:48, Sunday, July 3rd, everyone still in the #DestinySC2 channel was G-lined from QuakeNet.

[04:48] <imbacruelworld> =(
[04:48] <NeoTempest> wait why wouldn't it ban opped users
[04:48] * TinyWilly sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@ROOTBROO.users.quakenet.org *!*@Tassadar.users.quakenet.org *!*@goatsnarfer.users.quakenet.org *!*@*.users.quakenet.org [Editor's note: This must have been one of the Qnet ops.]

A partial roll call of the fallen:

[04:48] * hollowicious was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * MikeMacMan was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Matt438 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * t1m0they was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Incognetus was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * zerglolz was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * androx|off was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * tbuck521 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * SolidSparkle was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Eladari was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Democracy was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Nornagest was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * andrew_asdf was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * adrenaL was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * ESCbutton was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Catreina was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Ricercar was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * King-in-Yellow was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * jonney was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * BillBot was kicked by Q (Banned.)
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[04:48] * surd was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * [VGS]Shazbot was kicked by Q (Banned.)
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[04:48] * clickMixup was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * HarshLanguage was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * TinyWilly was kicked by Q (Banned.)
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[04:48] * Hans was kicked by Q (Banned.)
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[04:48] * Buffer was kicked by Q (Banned.)
[04:48] * Ezrael was kicked by Q (Banned.)
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[04:48] * You were kicked by Q (Banned.)