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The Final Hours of #DestinySC2 on QuakeNet

Jun 3rd, 2012
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  1. Here's a condensed timeline of the final night of the #DestinySC2 channel on QuakeNet.
  2. All times are Eastern US, and I don't mark every time I edited the logs, to reach all the important points quickly. Spelling errors are left in place, and most names have been changed to protect the innocent.
  3.  
  4. ***
  5.  
  6. Sorcerer, QuakeNet maestro, arrives in #DestinySC2 on Saturday, June 2nd. He'd been asked to come by two days before by one of the channel mods, Speed112.
  7.  
  8. [19:04] <Sorcerer> hi
  9.  
  10. The feisty repartee catches his attention.
  11.  
  12. [19:29] <+S.O.B.> WHY DO YOU KEEP
  13. [19:29] <+S.O.B.> LINKING THIS
  14. [19:29] <+S.O.B.> YOU FUCKING TWAT
  15. [19:29] <HighDef> S.O.B. CHILL the uck out
  16. [19:29] <+S.O.B.> imad
  17. [19:29] <HighDef> hgoly shit
  18. [19:29] <Sorcerer> chill
  19.  
  20. Innocent_Victim gets caught up in the pointed banter that defines the #DestinySC2 channel, and starts to feel insulted.
  21.  
  22. [19:58] <+bullRod> maximusblack is black
  23. [19:58] <+Democracy> dem bjs
  24. [19:58] <+Me> Maximus black is 0.5 of WHEN CHEESE FAILS
  25. [19:58] <+S.O.B.> i knew
  26. [19:58] <@I'm_Not_A_Russian> I think it's because of all the dicks you deepthroated MoronMoronMoron
  27. [19:58] <+S.O.B.> there was giong to be a dick joke
  28. [19:58] <iGloo> He's entertaining, but no player
  29. [19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> "(Vayne) [00:14:02] : I HOPE YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED BY CANNIBALS"
  30. [19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> i uh
  31. [19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't think this vayne
  32. [19:58] <+Innocent_Victim> was very polite
  33. [19:58] <@I'm_Not_A_Russian> tone the dick-eating down and see if it helps
  34. [19:58] <+KeepOut> lol dat vayne
  35. [19:58] <+MoronMoronMoron> i cant help it TA
  36. [19:59] <+MoronMoronMoron> all the dicks
  37. [19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> they also started spamming "suck a dick faggot"
  38. [19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't think you should say "suck a dick faggot" like ten different times
  39. ...
  40. [19:59] <+Hyrule> EAT A DICK OLD MAN
  41. [19:59] <+Democracy> Innocent_Victim, why not
  42. [19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> well first off it loses its punch
  43. [19:59] <+MoronMoronMoron> oh the overtoad
  44. [19:59] <+Democracy> nvm i iforgot i'm asking a 16 year old
  45. [19:59] <+Innocent_Victim> /ignore
  46. [20:00] <+Me> You all talk about dick like it is a bad thing.
  47. [20:00] <+OverIoad> oh my friend want's to try ladder
  48. [20:00] <Ezrael> wuts TSMEvo?
  49. [20:00] <+Democracy> ./coolstorybro
  50. [20:00] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: Butt hurt
  51. [20:00] <+Innocent_Victim> no srsly deme
  52.  
  53. Innocent_Victim explains that he feels particularly sensitive and quick to take offense because he had been getting death threats at his house, because he's a Jew.
  54.  
  55. [20:08] <+Innocent_Victim> mainly because i've been getting death threats for like the past week so i don't need some shmuck in an irc chat giving me flak
  56. [20:08] <+Innocent_Victim> over nothing
  57. [20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> i got death threats like all of last week because apparently one of my neighbors doesn't like that i'm jewish
  58. [20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> and put a mezuzah
  59. [20:09] <+Innocent_Victim> on my door
  60. ...
  61. [20:10] <+KeepOut> my knowledge of jewish culture isnt up to the times
  62. [20:10] <+Innocent_Victim> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezuzah
  63. [20:10] <+FreeZero> a mezuzah is like a thing with 7 candles
  64. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> and sonny you seem pretty weird
  65. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> no that's a menorah
  66. [20:11] <+FreeZero> no wait, its a flatbread
  67. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> freet :<
  68. [20:11] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: How am i weird?
  69. [20:11] <+Democracy> because hes mad at you lfmao
  70. [20:11] <+FreeZero> wait no im wrong
  71. [20:11] <+Democracy> makes you weird
  72. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> well anyone who has to rail on someone on the internet
  73. [20:11] <+FreeZero> its one of those little hats
  74. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> is weird imo
  75. [20:11] <+S.O.B.> I'm not railing on anyone
  76. [20:11] <+Democracy> lmfao james
  77. [20:11] <+S.O.B.> but i'd like to rail you irl
  78. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> no th
  79. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> x
  80. [20:11] <+S.O.B.> just sayin
  81. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> that's weird
  82. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> to say that
  83. [20:11] <+Innocent_Victim> so
  84.  
  85. Innocent_Victim expands on his story. KeepOut sympathizes and suggests a direct approach.
  86.  
  87. [20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> and someone in my apartment complex
  88. [20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> doesn't like jews
  89. [20:12] <+KeepOut> go punch him in the fucking mouth then
  90. [20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> and has been leaving death threats in my mail or on my door
  91.  
  92. Innocent_Victim makes the sober and wise decision to involve the authorities. Sorceror tries to get the attention of the moderators.
  93.  
  94. [20:12] <+Innocent_Victim> no i just called the cops yesterday
  95. [20:12] <+KeepOut> INNOCENT
  96. [20:13] <+KeepOut> go punch him in the fucking face
  97. [20:13] <+Democracy> lmfao
  98. [20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> no
  99. [20:13] <+KeepOut> just do it
  100. [20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> i don't know
  101. [20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> who it is
  102. [20:13] <+Innocent_Victim> you idiot
  103. [20:13] <Sorcerer> Any channel admin awake?
  104. [20:13] * Sorcerer flaps Turtle Destiny TinyWilly Speed112 I'm_Not_A_Russian
  105. ...
  106. [20:15] <+Innocent_Victim> or i could just likeeeee let the cops deal with it???
  107. [20:15] <+FreeZero> everything i cared about is over
  108. [20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> seems easy to me man
  109. [20:16] <+Hyrule> 1hr stram pls
  110. [20:16] <+KeepOut> dont be a pussy dude
  111. [20:16] <+FreeZero> fuck
  112. [20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> no i'll be a pussy
  113. [20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> end of story
  114. [20:16] <+KeepOut> YOU GOT DIS
  115. [20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> sorry
  116. [20:16] <+Democracy> hes jewish
  117. [20:16] <+Democracy> hes not gonna do anything but keep his monies
  118. [20:16] <+Innocent_Victim> i would rather not risk 1. my life 2. jailtime
  119. [20:16] <+Democracy> ^
  120. [20:16] <+Me> Innocent_Victim yes - like I said, my mensch-bro: call the shit out of the cops
  121. [20:16] <+KeepOut> self defense bro
  122.  
  123. [20:18] <+FreeZero> is now a good time for jewish jokes? [Editor's note: It is a very, very bad time for Jewish jokes.]
  124.  
  125. [20:18] <+FreeZero> how do you make copper wire?
  126. [20:18] <+FreeZero> give 2 jews a penny
  127. [20:18] <Ezrael> LOL
  128. [20:18] <+MoronMoronMoron> otaku niggas
  129. [20:18] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehueheu
  130. [20:18] <+KeepOut> hue
  131. [20:19] <+Democracy> lfmao
  132. [20:19] <+Hyrule> get a baseball bat and roll your sleeves up like dat guy from dat tarintino movie
  133. [20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> okay seriously
  134. [20:19] <+KeepOut> use some dat dere celltech
  135. [20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> cut it the fuck out
  136. [20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> with that shit
  137. [20:19] <+Innocent_Victim> it's no longer funny
  138. [20:19] <+Democracy> ^
  139. [20:19] <+Democracy> lololol
  140. [20:19] <+FreeZero> oh god
  141. [20:19] <Sorcerer> where be the chanops
  142.  
  143. Sorceror speaks up.
  144.  
  145. [20:20] <+FreeZero> whats the difference between pizza and jews?
  146. [20:20] <+Terribad> ho boi
  147. [20:20] <+FreeZero> pizza doesnt scream in the oven
  148. [20:20] <+Terribad> whatrs going on o.O
  149. [20:20] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehue
  150. [20:20] <+Terribad> ?
  151. [20:20] <+Democracy> ahhahahahahhahah
  152. [20:21] <Sorcerer> FreeZero: Keep that shit to yourself
  153.  
  154. The exchange becomes more heated.
  155.  
  156. [20:23] <+Innocent_Victim> scrub
  157. [20:23] <+FreeZero> What do you call a Jewish paradox? free ham
  158. [20:23] <+FreeZero> huehuehuehuehue
  159. [20:23] <+Democracy> inb4 it's S.O.B. leaving him death threats on his door
  160. [20:23] <+S.O.B.> Innocent_Victim: Whoa you don't have to play internet tough guy
  161. [20:23] <+S.O.B.> Jesus christ
  162. [20:23] <+S.O.B.> I'm moving to orlando later this year
  163. [20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> cool story
  164. [20:24] <+KeepOut> FreeZero my hero
  165. [20:24] <+KeepOut> her0*
  166. [20:24] <+S.O.B.> damn Innocent_Victim, i was hoping you would suck my dick like a faggot
  167. [20:24] <+Democracy> i see what you did there
  168. [20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> don't say "hey let's meet" then "oh no i have to not do it"
  169. [20:24] <+Democracy> you used a zer0 like in his name DOHOHOHOO
  170. [20:24] <+S.O.B.> but now i don't think i want your jew mouth anywhere near my master race uncut cock
  171. [20:24] <+S.O.B.> :(
  172. [20:24] <+KeepOut> LOLOLOLLLO
  173. [20:24] <+FreeZero> so clever man
  174. [20:24] <+Hyrule> lol sonny
  175. [20:24] <+Democracy> lmao S.O.B.
  176. [20:24] <+Democracy> S.O.B.m
  177. [20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> you're like seriously
  178. [20:24] <+Democracy> ^
  179. [20:24] <+Innocent_Victim> mentally fucked up
  180.  
  181. The G-lining and kicking begins.
  182.  
  183. [20:25] * S.O.B. (~SOB@pouirytwpeor05876.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Keep that stuff of this network, thanks)))
  184. [20:29] * FreeZero (FreeZero@FreeZero.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Attention: Your Q account has been suspended. You are being disconnected.)))
  185. [20:29] * FreeZero (FreeZero@nrubpehyerdua.net) Quit (G-lined)
  186. [20:46] * Democracy (Democracy@Democracy.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Cut it)))
  187. [20:48] * KeepOut (~KO@robagaszasz.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Same goes for you)))
  188.  
  189. The chat notices and discusses the source of the bans, and Innocent_Victim graciously relents and restores peace.
  190.  
  191. [20:46] <Hyrule> whats with this Q kicks
  192. [20:47] <KeepOut> HEADSHOT
  193. [20:47] <Innocent_Victim> Hyrule the ZOG.
  194. [20:47] <Hyrule> i bet its Turtle :3
  195. [20:47] <Democracy> mods in here being butthurt
  196. [20:47] <Democracy> admin*
  197. [20:47] <Sprayonnaise> it said cut it
  198. [20:47] <Sprayonnaise> deme you have to cut it
  199. [20:47] <Democracy> what do I cut
  200. ...
  201. [20:49] <Democracy> KeepOut oh no, you got head shot as well?
  202. [20:49] <S.O.B.> Seriously, I post cute animal pictures.
  203. [20:49] <Innocent_Victim> anyways i am sorry for getting to that level of butthurt it has just been a very stressful week!
  204. [20:49] <S.O.B.> Yimi posts gore
  205. [20:49] <Sprayonnaise> my name is Innocent_Victim i spam post reddit huehuehue
  206. [20:49] <Innocent_Victim> so i am v. sorry
  207.  
  208. Finally, a channel moderator appears and...
  209.  
  210. [22:06] <@Turtle> hoooooooly fucking shit. We have a IRCop in here
  211. [22:06] <@Turtle> reading your guys' shit and banning people
  212. [22:06] <KeepOut> wait, what dharma?
  213.  
  214. Turtle has a moment of insight.
  215.  
  216. [22:07] <Turtle> I wonder if that means I can make "nigger" a bannable word now
  217.  
  218. So does TinyWilly.
  219.  
  220. [22:19] <@TinyWilly> no wonder i couldnt kick that guy
  221. [22:19] * Q sets mode: +o Sorcerer
  222. [22:20] <S.O.B.> The only thing that's going to be annoying about Sorcerer being here, is everyone asking why Sorcerer has mod.
  223.  
  224. The chat poses as a team, because shit just got real.
  225.  
  226. [22:21] <Innocent_Victim> sorcerer is an IRC Operator
  227. [22:21] <Innocent_Victim> he helps admin the whole irc server
  228. [22:21] <Avish> who is he? he started to come to this channel?
  229. [22:21] <BritishJerk> Why is he here? lol
  230. [22:21] <Innocent_Victim> he's the littlebill and I'm_Not_A_Russian of quakenet
  231. [22:21] <Avish> well he can fuck off
  232. [22:21] <Avish> being a faggot
  233. [22:21] <@TinyWilly> guess he expanded us mods to be offended by what was being said
  234. [22:21] <@TinyWilly> and ban people
  235. [22:21] <S.O.B.> lol avish
  236. [22:21] <@TinyWilly> expaected
  237. [22:21] <@TinyWilly> expected
  238. [22:21] <@TinyWilly> dsfgsdf
  239. [22:21] <Lightning_Count> shit mang he's even got a cool mysterious nick "sorcerer" spooky
  240. [22:21] <sLAVICbOOBS> lololololo
  241. [22:21] <Hyrule> :(
  242. [22:22] <KeepOut> does he realize who's chat this is?
  243.  
  244. I think he's about to find out.
  245.  
  246. [22:37] <soultrant> is sorc a fan of destiny? [Editor's note: This seems unlikely.]
  247. [22:37] <@Sorcerer> chanlev #destinysc2 #sorcerer -amno
  248. [22:37] <Lightning_Count> O__o
  249. [22:37] <S.O.B.> He can't even unOP himself
  250. [22:37] <@Sorcerer> fail
  251. [22:37] <BritishJerk> OH SHIT
  252. [22:38] <BritishJerk> HE'S FIRING BACK
  253. [22:38] <@Sorcerer> need less boss
  254. [22:38] <ArchAsshole> lol
  255. [22:38] <Yimi> OH SHIT GUYS HE HAS AMMO
  256. [22:38] <Xswordy> !whois Sorcerer
  257. [22:38] <S.O.B.> Sorcerer: Will you explain
  258. [22:38] <13@BillBot> Sorcerer is authed as Sorcerer
  259. [22:38] <S.O.B.> what you're doing here
  260. [22:38] <Xswordy> who is this faggot?
  261. [22:38] <KeepOut> DUCK AND COVER
  262. [22:38] <sLAVICbOOBS> bah,fucking S
  263. [22:38] <S.O.B.> and why this channel is now the worst channel on quakenet?
  264. [22:38] <ArchAsshole> Sorcerer how long you been "working" as an admin?
  265. [22:38] <S.O.B.> Sorcerer: Do an AMA please
  266. [22:38] <13Sorcerer> im not here
  267. [22:38] <13Sorcerer> bai [Sorcerer goes invisible.]
  268. [22:38] <+S.O.B.> get out
  269. [22:38] <+S.O.B.> pls
  270. [22:38] <+KeepOut> go
  271. [22:38] <+Lightning_Count> oh shit, ghost mod
  272. [22:38] <+ArchAsshole> wow
  273. [22:38] <Sorcerer> S.O.B.: stop being a tool, thx
  274.  
  275. [22:44] * KeepOut (~Kellen@streborailuj.net) Quit (Killed (*.quakenet.org (Attention: Your Q account has been suspended. You are being disconnected.)))
  276.  
  277. After some consultation, Turtle has this to say.
  278.  
  279. [01:16] <@Turtle> It's nothing personal to do with Sorcerer. The entire channel is threatened with a ban unless some things change.
  280. [01:16] <HarshLanguage> O.o what... why
  281. [01:16] <buk> dat random zombie aggro
  282. [01:16] <Innocent_Victim> bean what
  283. [01:16] <HarshLanguage> wait wat
  284. [01:17] <@Turtle> It's nothing personal to do with Sorcerer. The entire channel is threatened with a ban unless some things change.
  285. [01:17] <@Turtle> k?
  286.  
  287. There is denial...
  288.  
  289. [01:17] <HarshLanguage> this has to be a troll
  290.  
  291. ...anger...
  292.  
  293. [01:14] <RancorousC> Sorcerer is a faggot
  294.  
  295. ...bargaining...
  296.  
  297. [01:17] <HarshLanguage> what are we doing wrong? besides talking about nonsene all day and calling steven a faggot?
  298.  
  299. ...depression...
  300.  
  301. [01:38] <HarshLanguage> man this whole discussion on chats and words and shit is depressing the fuck out of me, I'm going back to Qi. someone ping me when the world has stopped taking everything so fucking lterally and gotten past the fucking definition we gave words decades ago. FUCK
  302.  
  303. ...and finally, acceptance.
  304.  
  305. [02:18] <AIDSCOCK> atleast we'll always have cumguzzling shitdick
  306.  
  307. Some of the users turn to religion for comfort.
  308.  
  309. [04:48] <Ghoasts> Suffering under the pharoah
  310. [04:48] <Ghoasts> Then we'll have our 40 years in the desert looking for a penny
  311.  
  312. At 04:48, Sunday, July 3rd, everyone still in the #DestinySC2 channel was G-lined from QuakeNet.
  313.  
  314. [04:48] <imbacruelworld> =(
  315. [04:48] <NeoTempest> wait why wouldn't it ban opped users
  316. [04:48] * TinyWilly sets mode: -bbb+b *!*@ROOTBROO.users.quakenet.org *!*@Tassadar.users.quakenet.org *!*@goatsnarfer.users.quakenet.org *!*@*.users.quakenet.org [Editor's note: This must have been one of the Qnet ops.]
  317.  
  318. A partial roll call of the fallen:
  319.  
  320. [04:48] * hollowicious was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  321. [04:48] * MikeMacMan was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  322. [04:48] * Matt438 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  323. [04:48] * t1m0they was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  324. [04:48] * Incognetus was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  325. [04:48] * zerglolz was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  326. [04:48] * androx|off was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  327. [04:48] * tbuck521 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  328. [04:48] * SolidSparkle was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  329. [04:48] * Eladari was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  330. [04:48] * Democracy was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  331. [04:48] * Nornagest was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  332. [04:48] * andrew_asdf was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  333. [04:48] * adrenaL was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  334. [04:48] * ESCbutton was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  335. [04:48] * Catreina was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  336. [04:48] * Ricercar was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  337. [04:48] * King-in-Yellow was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  338. [04:48] * jonney was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  339. [04:48] * BillBot was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  340. [04:48] * NarvisIA was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  341. [04:48] * surd was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  342. [04:48] * [VGS]Shazbot was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  343. [04:48] * cgibbard was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  344. [04:48] * Filth was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  345. [04:48] * foxx1338 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  346. [04:48] * outIaw was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  347. [04:48] * Tossie was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  348. [04:48] * clickMixup was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  349. [04:48] * HarshLanguage was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  350. [04:48] * TinyWilly was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  351. [04:48] * PP|Gfx was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  352. [04:48] * Spooony was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  353. [04:48] * Sardistic was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  354. [04:48] * Hans was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  355. [04:48] * n0face was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  356. [04:48] * qualitYaw was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  357. [04:48] * Brohemoth was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  358. [04:48] * CockRoach|42 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  359. [04:48] * Malarkus was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  360. [04:48] * RancorousC was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  361. [04:48] * baizon was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  362. [04:48] * Noobity was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  363. [04:48] * Photex was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  364. [04:48] * GFishy was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  365. [04:48] * Swiptah[AWAY] was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  366. [04:48] * Buffer was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  367. [04:48] * Ezrael was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  368. [04:48] * GoodDoppel was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  369. [04:48] * Assmonkey3443 was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  370. [04:48] * upyrjin was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  371. [04:48] * Hearn was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  372. [04:48] * jaymik was kicked by Q (Banned.)
  373. [04:48] * You were kicked by Q (Banned.)
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