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Dagger of Amon Ra: Ankh Responses

Sep 15th, 2025
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  1. Yvette (asking): Ze ankh, eet ees ze Egyptian jewelry, no? Doctor Smeeth wears one around hees neck.
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  3. Yvette (showing): Merci, but I theenk zat ankh, eet ees Doctor Smeeth's sort of jewelry.
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  5. Ziggy (asking): Well, Madamoyzl, ankhs is like anxiety or noivusness. Like, "I'm feeling a lotta ankhs about going back inna slammer." See?
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  7. Ziggy (showing): I'm not takin' anything from YOU, lady. Why, this thing could be stolen!
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  9. Carrington (asking): Ah, yes, you'll see that symbol throughout our Egyptian exhibit. It seems to be a staple of Ancient Egyptian theology and philosophy.
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  11. Carrington (showing): No, thank you, Miss Bow. I never wear jewelry.
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  13. Countess (asking): Why, isn't that one of those DAHLING little Egyptian thingies?
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  15. Countess (showing): No, thank you, Miss Bow. It's not quite my style, you know.
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  17. O’Riley (asking): You wouldn't be disturbing the evidence at the crime scenes now, would you, lass? I certainly hope not, because I'd have to be putting you away for tampering with evidence.
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  19. O’Riley (showing): I don't wear jewelry, lassie. I think it's a wee bit... peculiar, if you know what I mean.
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  21. Olympia (asking): Oh, you have an ankh. The Egyptian symbol of life. Well, to each her own, I suppose. I don't much care for the things myself. Oh, wait, is that a spot of blood on the little thing? Ah, that makes it different! Charming, charming!
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  23. Olympia (showing): Lovely workmanship, my dear.
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  25. Wolf (asking): Zat iss an Egyptian symbol, Miss Bow. Vere did you zee it? Haff you been znooping around ze museeum? HAF YOU?
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  27. Wolf (showing): Vere did you get zat? Zat is not yours. YOU ARE AN ART THIEF, ARE YOU NOT?!? CONFESS!
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  29. Ernie (asking): I'm not sure, but I think it's one of those Egyptian symbols. They've got a million of 'em.
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  31. Ernie (showing): Now, that's a pretty thing. Looks Egyptian.
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  33. Najeer (asking): The ankh? Ah yeth, the ankh ith the Egyptian thymbol of eternal life. It ith a holy thymbol to many of our people.
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  35. Najeer (showing): It ith motht beautiful, Mith Bow. You mutht be certain to return it to it'th rightful owner. I'm thure he would be motht grateful.
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