I edited lyrics to Hercule's 'The Gospel Truth' (link here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq7lLawQB4). It tells the tale of JonTron. I can't sing it myself, but if anyone wants to do it, be my guest!

'The Gamer Truth'
Back when the world was new
The gamer race was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Journos ran amok

It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and cis-hate and pandering never slept

And then along came Jon

His cyborg bird attacked
He struck!
Left the Journo’s plans in cracks!

They're fucked!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gamer truth
The guy was too type "A" to just relax

And that's the world's first dish
Jon screwed the sites while still in his youth
Though, honey, it may needs disclaimers
That's the gamer truth

On InfiniteChan life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may need disclaimers
That's the gamer truth