Horse Play has just turned five, and is getting ready for bed. "Finish Up Cam!" he hears as he is playing with his newest mcdonalds happy meal toy. He is tucked into bed, his bed is shaped like a McDonalds happy meal box. He has his burger burglar night light. Right before Horse Play goes to sleep he hears a terrifying scream. It's his mom. He doesn't know what to do. But before doing anything he sneaks out his window and goes to McDonalds. After a five course meal, he heads back home. Upon entering his house he sees his mothers corpse and the words on the wall "Burger King Was Here". Horse play is fucking pissed. He screams, "I WILL FIND YOU BURGER KING! But first, let me eat my big mac I got to go."


After one and a half years, Horse Play finally tracks down the Dairy Queen. "Hello, Dairy Queen" horse play says. "Why hello there you really fat baby doll" Dairy Queen responds. "I need your help. Burger King brutally murdered my mom. I need to hunt him down!" Horse Play says. Dairy Queen agrees and says "Well honey I'll do anything to teach that darn burger king a lesson y'all" Horse play gets excited! "I just need to get a few more people on board!" However, Popeye's overheard the conversation. Popeye is good friends with Burger King. He calls up burger king and says "Sup homie yo theres this nigga horse play huntin you down and tryina drop your ass you feel me?" "Thou art very loyal to Burger King. Burger King will brutally fucking destroy Horse Play. Thank Thou."

Meanwhile,

"Listen you fucking bitch, we've been together for so long and you're breaking up with me now?" Arby Screams! "It's not you, it's me" Wendy tries to say, but Arby hangs up. Horse Play walks in. Wendy shits her pants. "Oh my you scared me! I mean you look like a really fat zombie." Horse Play laughs and says, "Well, Wendy. I need your help. I'm trying to find Burger King. You probably slept with him a few times, so, where does he live?" Wendy screams, "Oh! So you think I'm just a slut that sleeps with everyone? Really? Well. I did, but that was a while ago. He has moved since then. What do you need him for anyway?" "Well, he brutally murdered my mom and I need revenge." Horse Play replies. "Oh okay, but you might need help from the Colonel if you're going to try to kill Burger King. He is very strong." Wendy Says. "Well, did you sleep with the colonel?" horse play asks. Wendy pauses for a moment. "Fuck you, I'll give you his location."


The Colonel, commanding blacks to make chicken for his restaurants. "Hey, you're not black!" The Colonel screams. "I know, I need your help!" Horse Play says. "With what?" "The burger king brutally murdered my mom and I want to kick his ass. The Dairy Queen is already on board." Horse Play says. "Hmmm. I can help you with this! I'll get my army of blacks and the burger king is done. Here's his location, get the dairy queen."

Meanwhile, The Whopper ettes break into Dairy Queens house. "Halla! Oh shit!" Dairy Queen screams. They break Dairy Queens arms and legs. Dairy Queen tries to summon a blizzard, but she is too weak. "Where is horse play!" they scream, "I don't know honey!" Dairy Queen says. "Fuck this!" They say and stab dairy queen eight times. About an hour later, horse play walks in to find the gruesome scene. "Oh no! Dairy Queen, not you too!" Horse Play cries. "I will avenge you dairy queen. I. Will. Avenge. You."

Horse Play returns to the colonel, "Where is dairy queen?" The Colonel asks. "She's dead." horse play says. "Oh no. We need to go now." The Colonel gets his tank and army of blacks and heads to the Burger King castle. They see whopper ette guards. They don't know what to do. So they send the army of niggers to sneak in, since they are invisible at night. They take out the front guards and break in. They walk into the throne room to find wendy fucking burger king violently. "Oh come on, he paid me $25!" Wendy screams. She quickly dips the fuck outta there. "I've been expecting thou." The Burger King says, as he is putting his clothes on. "Cut the bullshit king act" The Colonel screams "Alright homie just makin sure man them commercials get to my head ya feel me?" burger gangsta says. He gets his army of whopper ettes and the blacks clash. Its a vicious fight. It's a draw. It's just the burger king, the colonel and horse play. "Alright fuck this" Burger Gangsta screams and he grabs his glock and shoots the colonel in the chest. "Any last words my nigga horse play?" the burger gangsta screams. When suddenly, a invisible black sneaks in and stabs the burger gangsta. He falls to the ground. Horse Play walks up to him at his dying breath. "Why did you kill my mother?" he screams. "I didn't my nigga, it was ronald." The Burger Gangsta bleeds out. Ronald McDonald comes out of the darkness clapping. "You finally figured out it was me?" he says. "Why Ronald Why? After so much?" horse play asks. "You were a threat. You couldve replaced me. Think about it. Ronald McHorse Play." he says, "I didn't mean to kill your mom. I wanted to kill you... but you were missing." Horse play is enraged, with his fury he grows six times his size and goes on a rampage. He eats Ronald McDonald whole and runs out of the room. He goes to every mcdonalds he sees viciously eating the building and killing everyone inside.

And then, all the mcdonalds are destroyed. But, before destroying them, he got the big mac recipe. He now has unlimited big macs.