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- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
- ON RADIO]
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- I'M MITCH STOVER,
- INTERNATIONAL DIRECTOR
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- OF THE CIVILIAN DEPARTMENT
- OF UFOLOGY.
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- 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:31,725
- WELL, AFTER
- THE AIR FORCE TERMINATED
- THE PROJECT BLUE BOOK,
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- 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:36,430
- THERE WAS NO FORMAL GROUP
- DEDICATED TO THE ALIEN
- AND UFO PHENOMENON.
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- 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:40,268
- SO IN SEPTEMBER, 1970,
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- 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,337
- I FORMED THE CIVILIAN
- DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY,
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- 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,206
- A PRIVATELY-OWNED
- AND OPERATED
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- 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:48,242
- UFO RESEARCH AND INVESTIGATION
- ORGANIZATION.
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- 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:52,880
- THE C.D.U. RECEIVES OVER
- 5,000 UFO REPORTS A YEAR.
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- 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:56,884
- 90% OF THEM ARE MISIDENTIFIED
- NATURAL PHENOMENON,
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- 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:59,620
- MAN-MADE ACTIVITIES,
- OR CLEVER HOAXES.
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- 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:01,922
- 10% OF THEM
- ARE UNEXPLAINED,
- 14
- 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:05,326
- AND THAT'S WHERE
- OUR UFOLOGISTS COME IN.
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- 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:09,563
- TYPICALLY THEY WILL
- HAVE A BACKGROUND IN MATH,
- SCIENCE, OR PSYCHOLOGY,
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- 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,766
- AS WELL AS A PROFOUND DESIRE
- TO VOLUNTEER THEIR TIME
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- 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,269
- TO INVESTIGATE UFO REPORTS.
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- 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,205
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
- ON RADIO]
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- 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:27,215
- [MAN]
- VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,517
- YOU KNOW YOU COULD
- GET ARRESTED FOR THAT.
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- 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:32,820
- WHAT THE FUCK
- IS THIS PLACE, SKOT?
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- 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:36,290
- WHOO!
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- 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,597
- COME ON.
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- 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,765
- UNBELIEVABLE.
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- 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,439
- WHAT THE HECK
- IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?
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- 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,744
- UH, MY NAME
- IS SKOT WIMBY,
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- 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,846
- AND I WAS
- THE INVESTIGATOR TRAINEE
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- 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,515
- UNDER VIC VAN SINGE
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- 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:04,952
- ON CASE NUMBER CA-163115,
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- 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,655
- OTHERWISE KNOWN
- AS THE SKYFOREST INCIDENT.
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- 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:10,524
- [MAN]
- OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT
- VIC SINGE.
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- 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:13,794
- OH, YEAH, WELL,
- VIC IS, UM...
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- 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,929
- HE'S A VERY
- INTERESTING GUY.
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- 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:20,601
- AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
- HE, UM, WELL...
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- 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,771
- WE'RE ACTUALLY FRIENDS NOW.
- 36
- 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,574
- -OOH.
- -[PHONE BEEPS]
- 37
- 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:29,510
- CALL CIVILIAN
- DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY.
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- 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:32,680
- -[PHONE BEEPS]
- -[SIRI] CALLING CIVILIAN
- DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY.
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- 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,848
- YES, HI.
- MY NAME IS SKOT WIMBY,
- 40
- 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,718
- I'M A TRAINEE
- WITH YOUR ORGANIZATION.
- 41
- 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:42,490
- COULD YOU LOOK UP VIC SINGE,
- AND-- SINGE.
- 42
- 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:46,894
- COULD YOU TELL ME IF
- HE'S A REGISTERED UFOLOGIST
- WITH YOU GUYS OR NOT?
- 43
- 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:50,731
- HE IS. OKAY, GOOD.
- 44
- 00:03:50,764 --> 00:03:53,000
- WELL, HAS HE EVER BEEN
- ARRESTED FOR ANYTHING?
- 45
- 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,869
- WELL, I'M DOCUMENTING A CASE
- WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO INVESTIGATE,
- 46
- 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,840
- AND I ASKED HIM TO PULL OVER
- SO I COULD GET SOME
- B-ROLL SHOTS,
- 47
- 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,010
- AND AS SOON AS
- I GOT OUT OF THE CAR,
- HE JUST TOOK OFF!
- 48
- 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:06,814
- I, UH, FIRST BECAME AWARE
- OF MR. SINGE
- 49
- 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,550
- ABOUT EIGHT YEARS AGO
- 50
- 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:14,788
- WHEN IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY
- ATTENTION THAT A NEW MEMBER
- HAD TAKEN THE UFOLOGIST EXAM
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- 00:04:14,822 --> 00:04:18,859
- FIVE TIMES
- BEFORE FINALLY PASSING IT.
- 52
- 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,761
- [MAN]
- IS THAT UNUSUAL?
- 53
- 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:24,598
- IT'S AN OPEN-BOOK EXAM
- YOU TAKE AT HOME.
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- 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,309
- OKAY, WELL, IT'S BEEN
- ALMOST AN HOUR.
- 55
- 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:37,811
- UM, I'D BETTER CALL A CAB
- BEFORE MY BATTERY DIES.
- 56
- 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,614
- -[CAR HONKS]
- -OH, WAIT, THERE HE IS!
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- 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,450
- OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
- I GET TO THE CLIENT'S HOUSE.
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- 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,817
- BYE, MOM.
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- 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,920
- [VIC]
- HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!
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- 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,823
- [MAN]
- HOW DID VIC SINGE END UP
- WITH THE SKYFOREST CASE?
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- 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:54,762
- UH, WELL, HE CERTAINLY WASN'T
- MY FIRST CHOICE FOR THE CASE--
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- 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,797
- ANY CASE, REALLY.
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- 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:59,467
- BUT THE C.D.U. 24-HOUR HOTLINE
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- 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,436
- RANDOMLY SELECTS
- FROM A LIST OF INVESTIGATORS
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- 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:06,006
- THAT HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO TAKE
- UFO REPORTS AFTER HOURS.
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- 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:08,542
- REGRETTABLY...
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- 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:12,346
- MR. SINGE
- WAS ON THAT LIST.
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- 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,582
- [LINE RINGING]
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- 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,456
- [VIC]
- WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?
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- 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,124
- [WOMAN]
- HI, YES, IS THIS
- THE UFO HOTLINE?
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- 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,559
- [VIC]
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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- 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,361
- IT'S 4:00
- IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
- 73
- 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,862
- [WOMAN]
- IT'S BEEN COMING AROUND
- FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS
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- 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,063
- -WATCHING ME.
- -[VIC] WHAT?
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- 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,032
- [WOMAN]
- THE THING, THE UFO.
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- 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,768
- I'M LOOKING AT IT THROUGH
- MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW.
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- 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,571
- [VIC]
- LADY, IF YOU THINK THERE'S
- A UFO OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW,
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- 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,773
- WHY AREN'T YOU VIDEOTAPING
- THE FUCKING THING?
- 79
- 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,475
- [WOMAN]
- I DON'T OWN A VIDEO CAMERA.
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- 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,611
- [VIC]
- YOU'VE HAD A UFO
- WATCHING YOU FOR MONTHS,
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- 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,013
- AN OPPORTUNITY THAT
- COULD HAVE EARTH-SHATTERING
- HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE,
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- 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,115
- AND YOU DON'T OWN
- A GODDAMN VIDEO CAMERA?
- 83
- 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,017
- [WOMAN]
- I DON'T WANT TO VIDEOTAPE
- THE DAMN THING.
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- 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,019
- -I JUST WANT IT TO GO AWAY.
- -[VIC] OH, CHRIST.
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- 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,154
- [WOMAN]
- PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO
- BELIEVE ME.
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- 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,689
- I'VE TRIED CALLING
- THE POLICE,
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- 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,625
- BUT THEY WON'T TAKE ME
- SERIOUSLY.
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- 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,026
- -[VIC] NO SHIT.
- -[WOMAN SCOFFS]
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- 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,061
- WHAT THE HELL
- KIND OF HOTLINE IS THIS?
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- 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,763
- ARE YOU GONNA
- HELP ME OR NOT?
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- 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,433
- [VIC]
- OH, CHRIST.
- HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?
- 92
- 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:08,402
- [WOMAN GASPS]
- EXCUSE ME?
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- 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,504
- [VIC]
- ARE YOU THIN, FAT, WHAT?
- COME ON.
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- 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:15,809
- [WOMAN]
- WELL, THIN TO AVERAGE,
- I GUESS. WHY?
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- 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,745
- [VIC]
- OH, GOD.
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- 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,748
- OKAY, FUCK IT.
- WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?
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- 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,821
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
- ON RADIO]
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- 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,060
- [SKOT]
- OKAY, I GOT IT.
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- 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,762
- YOU CAN COME BACK
- AND GET ME NOW.
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- 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,600
- -[CAR HONKS]
- -COME ON!
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- 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,672
- OH, SURPRISE.
- HE ACTUALLY CAME BACK.
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- 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,643
- OH, LOOKS GOOD, VIC.
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- 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:53,013
- BUT CAN YOU PULL UP
- JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER?
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- 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,848
- OH, OH, OH, OH!
- TOO FAR, TOO FAR, TOO FAR.
- 105
- 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,149
- OKAY, BACK UP, BACK UP.
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- 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,686
- [SCOFFS]
- NEVER MIND.
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- 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,220
- THIS GUY'S IMPOSSIBLE
- TO WORK WITH.
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- 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,023
- HELLO.
- SKOT WIMBY VIDEO DIARY
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- 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,925
- FOR THE CIVILIAN
- DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY,
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- 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:08,128
- CASE NUMBER CA-163115,
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- 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,864
- LOCATION--
- SKYFOREST, CALIFORNIA.
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- 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,767
- LEAD UFOLOGIST
- IS VIC VAN SINGE,
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- 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:18,472
- AND I, SKOT WIMBY,
- WILL BE DOUBLING AS
- THE UFOLOGIST TRAINEE
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- 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,173
- SLASH TECH MANAGER.
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- 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,476
- NOW WE'RE HERE
- AT THE CLIENT'S HOUSE,
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- 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,578
- JESSA GWILLIAMS,
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- 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:28,015
- WHO-- SHE CLAIMS THAT
- UFOS HAVE BEEN WATCHING HER
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- 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,517
- FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,
- 119
- 00:07:29,550 --> 00:07:31,151
- -AND WE PLAN TO--
- -[CAR HORN HONKS]
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- 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,620
- OH, OKAY, I GOTTA GO.
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- 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,222
- I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
- OKAY, BYE.
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- 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:38,592
- OH, JESUS. OH, FUCK.
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- 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,995
- HELLO? MRS. UH--
- FUCK, WHAT WAS IT?
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- 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,998
- -MRS. UH...
- -[SKOT] GWILLIAMS.
- JESSA GWILLIAMS.
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- 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:49,169
- RIGHT, YEAH. MRS. WILLIAMS?
- MRS. WILLIAMS?
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- 00:07:49,202 --> 00:07:51,639
- -HELLO?
- -[JESSA] IT'S GWILLIAMS.
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- 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,941
- -MISS GWILLIAMS.
- -HUH?
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- 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,976
- [JESSA]
- MY LAST NAME IS GWILLIAMS
- WITH A "G"
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- 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,277
- -AND I'M NOT MARRIED.
- -OKAY, YEAH.
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- 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,879
- I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
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- 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,814
- I'M WITH THE C.D.U.
- WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.
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- 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,950
- [JESSA]
- COULD YOU TAKE OFF
- YOUR SUNGLASSES?
- 133
- 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,885
- -WHAT?
- -[JESSA] YOUR SUNGLASSES.
- I DON'T LIKE THEM.
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- 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:08,088
- -CAN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
- -IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS?
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- 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,823
- THERE, HAPPY?
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- 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,559
- AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
- PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE, TOO.
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- 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:13,794
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY?
- IT'S BEEN A LONG-ASS DRIVE
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- 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,062
- AND I REALLY NEED
- TO TAKE A SHIT,
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- 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,664
- SO EITHER OPEN UP
- THE GODDAMN DOOR
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- 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,231
- AND LET ME USE
- YOUR FUCKING TOILET,
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- 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,300
- OR I'LL EVISCERATE
- YOUR LITTLE FLOWER PATCH,
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- 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,302
- GET IN MY FUCKING CAR,
- AND LEAVE.
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- 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,904
- WHAT'LL IT BE?
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- 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:26,173
- -[SKOT] VIC, COME ON.
- -SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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- 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,676
- -[LOCKS CLICKING]
- -THAT'S A GIRL.
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- 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,111
- -YEAH.
- -HEY, NO, NO.
- I NEED SOME ID.
- 147
- 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:35,148
- I AM THIS CLOSE TO COMMITTING
- A FUCKING HATE CRIME.
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- 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,150
- GODDAMMIT.
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- 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,987
- FUCKING DOESN'T ANYBODY
- TRUST A FUCKING...
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- 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,055
- THERE YOU GO.
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- 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,758
- YEAH. [SNIFFS]
- ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK?
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- 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,960
- -NO.
- -OKAY, SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED
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- 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,662
- OUR CLIENT'S A FUCKING LIAR.
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- 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:50,263
- -I AM NOT A LIAR.
- -BULLSHIT.
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- 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,299
- -GET OUT OF MY WAY.
- -[SKOT] VIC!
- 156
- 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:55,603
- LIKE IT SAYS ON THE CARD--
- SINGE, VIC SINGE.
- 157
- 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:57,638
- THIS GUY HERE,
- HE'S, UH...
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- 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,940
- -WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR NAME?
- -UH, SKOT.
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- 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,809
- YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
- SKOT WIMPY.
- 160
- 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,078
- HE'S MY MILDLY-AUTISTIC
- INVESTIGATOR TRAINEE.
- 161
- 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,947
- [SKOT]
- WIM-BY. SKOT WIMBY.
- 162
- 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,116
- -NICE TO MEET YOU.
- -OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
- 163
- 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,284
- I'M ABOUT TO LAY A MOUNTAIN
- OF TOXICITY IN HERE.
- 164
- 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:14,121
- SO NOBODY LIGHT A MATCH
- FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES.
- 165
- 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,723
- WHEN I'M DONE,
- I WANT TO SEE ALL
- 166
- 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,858
- YOUR LITTLE FUCKING EVIDENCE,
- OKAY, BABE?
- 167
- 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,727
- GO FUCK YOURSELF.
- 168
- 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,298
- OH, OKAY.
- 169
- 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,433
- [SKOT]
- HERE'S MY ID.
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- 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,606
- THIS IS FUCKING GORGEOUS.
- YOU LANDSCAPE THIS YOURSELF?
- 171
- 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,243
- NOTHING'S GROWN HERE
- IN A WHILE.
- 172
- 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:41,281
- I MEAN, AT LEAST NOT SINCE
- I FIRST SAW THE... YOU KNOW.
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- 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,617
- -[SKOT] THE UFO.
- -YEAH.
- 174
- 00:09:43,651 --> 00:09:45,152
- YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
- 175
- 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,887
- SO THEY WATCH YOU.
- WHAT ELSE?
- 176
- 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,724
- WELL, THE LAST TIME
- I SAW IT, I WAS, UM--
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- 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,727
- I WAS LOOKING OUT
- THAT WINDOW
- 178
- 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,329
- OVER THERE
- AND IT WAS RIGHT HERE.
- 179
- 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:59,399
- YEAH, IS IT THE SAME UFO
- THAT'S WATCHING YOU EVERY TIME?
- 180
- 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,769
- YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS
- THE SAME ONE.
- 181
- 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,136
- WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
- 182
- 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,273
- YOU KNOW, IT'S BIG
- AND IT'S BLACK.
- 183
- 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,275
- SO'S MY FUCKING COCK.
- WHAT ELSE?
- 184
- 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,277
- -I DON'T KNOW.
- -OKAY, DID YOU SEE
- THE GODDAMN THING?
- 185
- 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:13,213
- YES, I SAW IT.
- IT HAS, UM, LIKE A--
- 186
- 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,683
- IT HAS A BLUE LIGHT
- THAT SORT OF SPINS AROUND
- THE MIDDLE,
- 187
- 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,951
- AND IT KIND OF LOOKS
- LIKE A HAT.
- 188
- 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,419
- YOU KNOW, LIKE ONE OF
- THOSE BOWLER HATS?
- 189
- 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,789
- -A FUCKING HAT.
- -YEAH.
- 190
- 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:25,325
- THAT'S THE BEST DESCRIPTION
- YOUR LIMITED VOCABULARY
- CAN COME UP WITH?
- 191
- 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,427
- WOW, YOU GETTING THIS?
- 192
- 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,162
- WELL, IT DOESN'T
- LOOK LIKE A PLANE
- 193
- 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,131
- OR A BLIMP OR A BALLOON
- 194
- 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:34,334
- OR ANYTHING ELSE I'VE EVER
- SEEN BEFORE, YOU JERK.
- 195
- 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,936
- -WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
- -[DEVICE HONKS]
- 196
- 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:39,139
- [SKOT] THIS?
- OH, IT MEASURES UNCOMMON
- 197
- 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,974
- OR ANOMALOUS
- ENERGY SIGNATURES.
- 198
- 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,342
- WHAT THE FUCK
- DID YOU JUST SAY?
- 199
- 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,912
- ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
- MY NEWEST INVENTION.
- 200
- 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:48,081
- THIS DEVICE CAN DISTINGUISH
- COMMON FORMS OF ENERGY
- 201
- 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,918
- FOUND HERE ON EARTH
- FROM MORE UNCOMMON SIGNATURES
- 202
- 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:54,087
- PRODUCED BY THINGS
- LIKE ATMOSPHERIC IONIZATION,
- 203
- 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,790
- NEGATIVE MASS,
- ZERO POINT ENERGY,
- 204
- 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,992
- AND ANTI-GRAVITY FIELDS--
- 205
- 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:02,930
- TYPES OF ENERGY SPECIFICALLY
- ASSOCIATED WITH UFOS.
- 206
- 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,398
- I CALL IT THE U-METER.
- 207
- 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:07,000
- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
- WHAT YOU CALL IT.
- 208
- 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,969
- -IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.
- -LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
- 209
- 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,004
- -I HEARD THAT, BITCH.
- -I WASN'T WHISPERING, ASSHOLE.
- 210
- 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,272
- -OOH, YOU WANNA GO?
- -OOH.
- 211
- 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,708
- -[DEVICE HONKING]
- -OOH, IT WORKS.
- 212
- 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,309
- WAIT, WAIT.
- WHAT DOES THAT--
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- 213
- 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,478
- DOES THAT MEAN IT'S BACK?
- IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS?
- 214
- 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,180
- [SKOT]
- NO, NO, THE SIGNAL'S
- PRETTY WEAK,
- 215
- 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,182
- BUT I AM DEFINITELY GETTING
- SOME RESIDUAL ENERGY.
- 216
- 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,417
- BULLSHIT. IT'S PROBABLY
- THOSE FUCKING POWER LINES
- 217
- 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,486
- OR SOME RADIOACTIVE
- DINOSAUR SHIT.
- 218
- 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,956
- -WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?
- -[SKOT] NO, MY DEVICE
- KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE
- 219
- 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,858
- -BETWEEN--
- -YOUR DEVICE CAN GO
- FUCK ITSELF.
- 220
- 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,226
- HAS HE EVER SEEN ANY EVIDENCE
- THAT IMPRESSED HIM?
- 221
- 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,362
- [SKOT] I DON'T KNOW.
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
- I'VE EVER WORKED WITH HIM.
- 222
- 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,831
- YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY?
- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
- IMPRESS ME?
- 223
- 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,867
- IF THERE WAS A SPACESHIP
- RIGHT THE FUCK THERE
- 224
- 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,936
- WITH LITTLE SPACE ALIENS
- SELLING SPACE BURGERS
- AT THE HELM.
- 225
- 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,272
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
- YOU HAD PICTURES OF
- THIS FUCKING FLYING HAT.
- 226
- 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,775
- -I DO.
- -WELL, THEN, WHY ARE YOU
- SHOWING ME DIRT?
- 227
- 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,409
- WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME
- SOME GODDAMN EVIDENCE?
- 228
- 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,245
- -[SKOT] VIC!
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
- -FUCK YOU!
- 229
- 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,914
- UH, SORRY.
- 230
- 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,384
- STRICT PROCEDURE,
- AND A STRONG CODE OF ETHICS
- 231
- 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,354
- ARE KEYS TO THE SUCCESS
- OF ANY SCIENTIFIC ORGANIZATION
- 232
- 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,523
- IN ITS GOAL
- TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
- 233
- 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,794
- AND THAT IS WHY I CREATED
- THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK.
- 234
- 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,096
- [SKOT]
- WHILE THE PRIMARY AIM
- OF INVESTIGATION
- 235
- 00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,398
- IS GATHERING DATA
- FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH,
- 236
- 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,936
- THE WELFARE OF THE WITNESS
- SHOULD BE TOP PRIORITY
- FOR ALL UFOLOGISTS.
- 237
- 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,873
- REMEMBER, THESE ARE PEOPLE
- THAT RELY ON YOU FOR ANSWERS.
- 238
- 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,342
- REFRAIN FROM ANY ACTION
- OR ATTITUDE
- 239
- 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:27,380
- THAT COULD CAUSE A WITNESS
- CONCERN OR DISTRESS.
- 240
- 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,316
- VIC.
- 241
- 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,319
- [VIC]
- BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT.
- BULLSHIT.
- 242
- 00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,987
- FUCKING BULLSHIT.
- 243
- 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,856
- WHAT THE FUCK? BULLSHIT.
- 244
- 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,092
- BULLSH--
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
- 245
- 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,560
- IF YOU TELL ME THIS IS
- YOUR FUCKING ALIEN,
- 246
- 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,362
- I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU
- IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH.
- 247
- 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,364
- NO, I DON'T KNOW
- HOW THAT GOT IN THERE.
- 248
- 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,266
- BULLSHIT.
- MORE BULLSHIT.
- 249
- 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,302
- THESE ARE NOT BULLSHIT.
- I TOOK THEM MYSELF, YOU KNOW.
- 250
- 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,404
- -STUPID BULLSHIT.
- -OH, JESUS.
- 251
- 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,406
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- GREAT JOB.
- 252
- 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,943
- YOU CAUGHT SOME
- BLURRY SPECKS IN THE SKY
- AND A FUCKING ELEPHANT.
- 253
- 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,377
- LOOK, I KNOW HOW THIS
- MUST SOUND,
- 254
- 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,446
- BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,
- I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.
- 255
- 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,181
- AND WHO THE FUCK
- USES FILM ANYMORE?
- 256
- 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,350
- GET A FUCKING DIGITAL.
- JESUS.
- 257
- 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,385
- [SKOT]
- UH, VIC, YOU KNOW
- IT'S ACTUALLY HARDER
- 258
- 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,855
- TO DOCTOR FILM PRINTS
- THAN IT IS DIGITAL PHOTOS.
- 259
- 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,191
- OH, REALLY?
- WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU,
- DICKWAD?
- 260
- 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,460
- AND HOW CAN YOU
- AFFORD THIS CABIN?
- 261
- 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,129
- -IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
- -WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,
- 262
- 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,398
- MY PARENTS LEFT IT TO ME
- WHEN THEY DIED.
- 263
- 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,200
- AWW.
- 264
- 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,836
- AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD
- FOR YOU NOW?
- 265
- 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,404
- BOO FUCKING HOO.
- 266
- 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,140
- DO YOU EVEN HAVE
- A GODDAMN JOB?
- 267
- 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,508
- YEAH, AROUND TOWN.
- 268
- 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,212
- -WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?
- -I AM AN ARTIST.
- 269
- 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,614
- -SO YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED?
- -NO.
- 270
- 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,984
- -IS THIS ONE OF YOURS?
- -YES.
- 271
- 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,619
- WOW, YOUR SISTER
- GOT NO ARMS?
- 272
- 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,922
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?
- 273
- 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,024
- -WHAT DO I DO?
- -YEAH, WHAT DO YOU DO?
- 274
- 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,959
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO.
- 275
- 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,897
- I VOLUNTEER MY PRECIOUS TIME
- TO INVESTIGATE BULLSHIT CLAIMS
- 276
- 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,332
- OF OUT OF WORK NUTJOBS
- WHO LIVE BY THEMSELVES
- 277
- 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,335
- IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE
- OF BUTTFUCK, USA,
- 278
- 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,037
- SPENDING UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS
- 279
- 00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,373
- TO GET BOOZE AND GET SHITFACED
- EVERY FUCKING NIGHT
- 280
- 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,476
- AND HALLUCINATE
- ABOUT SEEING UFOS,
- THAT'S WHAT I DO.
- 281
- 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,644
- -YOU KNOW WHAT?
- -YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
- 282
- 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,246
- -SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.
- -FUCK.
- 283
- 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,215
- YOU GET THE HELL
- OUT OF MY HOUSE,
- RIGHT NOW!
- 284
- 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,416
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
- I'M CONFUSED!
- 285
- 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,919
- DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
- OR DO YOU WANT TO
- KICK ME OUT?
- 286
- 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:12,986
- -[SKOT] VIC!
- -GET OUT OF HERE!
- 287
- 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,321
- [SKOT] OKAY,
- YOU CAN HIT MY FACE,
- 288
- 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,622
- BUT NOT THE CAMERA,
- NOT THE CAMERA! OW!
- 289
- 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,623
- [VIC] OH, YEAH,
- YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
- 290
- 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,158
- GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR,
- 291
- 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,160
- AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY
- BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.
- 292
- 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,963
- OH, YEAH, I'M SURE
- THE COPS WILL RUSH RIGHT
- THE FUCK OUT HERE
- 293
- 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,099
- TO SEE WHAT THE CRAZY,
- DRUNK UFO LADY WANTS.
- 294
- 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,401
- WOW, WHAT A MESS.
- 295
- 00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,303
- [SKOT]
- NICE WORK, VIC.
- 296
- 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,139
- WAIT FOR IT.
- 297
- 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,575
- ONE, TWO...
- 298
- 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,945
- -THREE.
- -[JENNA] WAIT.
- 299
- 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,384
- LOOK, I DON'T--
- 300
- 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,654
- I DON'T KNOW
- WHO ELSE TO CALL, OKAY?
- 301
- 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,057
- AND THERE'S
- SOMETHING GOING ON HERE
- THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN,
- 302
- 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,492
- BUT IF YOU STAY LONG ENOUGH
- I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL
- SEE SOMETHING.
- 303
- 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,032
- I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
- 304
- 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,001
- BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
- WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD
- LITTLE MOUNTAIN MAMA
- 305
- 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,602
- AND COOK US UP
- SOME VITTLES?
- 306
- 00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,375
- [SKOT]
- OKAY, SO THESE ARE
- THE PICTURES THAT JESSA TOOK.
- 307
- 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,610
- VIC FLIPPED THROUGH THEM
- PRETTY QUICKLY EARLIER,
- 308
- 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,247
- SO I WANTED TO GET A BETTER
- DOCUMENTATION OF ALL OF THEM.
- 309
- 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,583
- UM, ALL RIGHT,
- SO YOU CAN SEE HERE,
- 310
- 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,253
- THIS IS THE HAT-SHAPED UFO,
- AS JESSA DESCRIBES IT,
- 311
- 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,191
- THAT HAS BEEN WATCHING HER
- FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS.
- 312
- 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:28,595
- VERY INTERESTING,
- AND THEY'RE QUITE CLEAR, TOO.
- THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
- 313
- 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,599
- BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL
- EXACTLY WHAT THE OBJECT IS.
- 314
- 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,702
- AND WITHOUT ANY REAL DATA,
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
- 315
- 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,538
- TO BE ABLE TO ASSESS
- SIZE OR DISTANCE.
- 316
- 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,441
- UM, I DON'T KNOW.
- 317
- 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,743
- VIC SEEMS LIKE HE'S ALREADY
- GOT HIS MIND MADE UP
- ABOUT THIS CASE,
- 318
- 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:48,481
- BUT I'D AT LEAST LIKE TO
- STICK AROUND TILL TONIGHT
- AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- 319
- 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,251
- UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE SAYS
- SOMETHING TO GET US KICKED OUT.
- 320
- 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,388
- HMM.
- 321
- 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524
- VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I NEED YOU OVER BY JESSA.
- 322
- 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,227
- OH, IT'S ANOTHER
- CHICK WITH NO ARMS.
- 323
- 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,029
- -NICE TITS, THOUGH.
- -[JESSA] VERY FUNNY.
- 324
- 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,463
- [SKOT]
- VIC, PLEASE,
- IF YOU GO OVER THERE,
- 325
- 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,365
- WE CAN ACTUALLY START.
- 326
- 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,300
- OOH, A LOOK INTO
- A CRAZY WOMAN'S MIND.
- 327
- 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,136
- [JESSA]
- COME ON, THAT'S MY SKETCHBOOK,
- 328
- 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,305
- AND I DON'T WANT YOUR
- GREASY FINGERS ALL OVER IT.
- 329
- 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,341
- -WHAT'S THIS?
- -DO YOU MIND?
- 330
- 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,309
- -[SKOT] OKAY, JESSA.
- -WHAT? NO.
- 331
- 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,577
- [SKOT]
- WE'RE JUST GONNA START.
- 332
- 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,246
- JUST IGNORE HIM
- AND HE'LL JOIN US.
- 333
- 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,613
- SO LET'S JUST START.
- IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
- 334
- 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,584
- -SO, GO AHEAD.
- -OKAY.
- 335
- 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,654
- SO THE, UM-- THE PICTURES OF
- THE UFO THAT I SHOWED YOU?
- 336
- 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,756
- RIGHT, RIGHT,
- THE FLYING FUCKING HAT.
- 337
- 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,424
- WHATEVER.
- 338
- 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,526
- I USUALLY SEE IT OUT OF
- THESE WINDOWS OVER HERE.
- 339
- 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,062
- -I SEE IT OVER HERE A LOT.
- -OVER THERE?
- 340
- 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,330
- -MM-HMM.
- -WOW.
- 341
- 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,665
- DO YOU SEE IT NOW?
- 342
- 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,800
- -NO.
- -[VIC LAUGHS]
- 343
- 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,669
- [SKOT]
- IS THAT THE SAME DIRECTION
- WHERE YOU SHOWED US OUTSIDE?
- 344
- 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,506
- UH, NO, THAT WAS IN
- THE BACKYARD IN THAT DIRECTION,
- 345
- 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,208
- BUT I ONLY SAW IT
- THAT ONE TIME,
- 346
- 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,676
- AND I ONLY SEE IT
- THAT CLOSE ONCE.
- 347
- 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,278
- WHEN WAS YOUR LAST
- EXPERIENCE IN HERE?
- 348
- 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,579
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- 349
- 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,281
- WHEN WAS THE LAST
- TIME I SAW THE UFO?
- 350
- 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,748
- NO, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
- YOU FUCKED IN HERE?
- 351
- 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,617
- [SKOT]
- VIC, COME ON! JEEZ.
- 352
- 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,586
- WHAT? IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
- WE'RE IN THE BEDROOM.
- 353
- 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,454
- ARE YOU EVEN
- A LICENSED INVESTIGATOR?
- 354
- 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:06,093
- YOU THINK THEY GIVE LICENSES
- OUT TO INVESTIGATE UFOS?
- 355
- 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,129
- THE C.D.U. WAS STARTED
- IN SOME DUDE'S GARAGE,
- FOR CHRISSAKE.
- 356
- 00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,199
- -WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
- -LISTEN, IT ALL COMES
- DOWN TO EVIDENCE,
- 357
- 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,201
- AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN
- GIVING US IS ANECDOTAL,
- 358
- 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:18,838
- -AND DOESN'T MEAN SHIT.
- -SO THIS VIC GUY, WOW.
- 359
- 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,208
- I MEAN,
- HE PEES EVERYWHERE,
- 360
- 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,409
- AND EVERY OTHER WORD
- OUT OF HIS MOUTH
- 361
- 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,244
- IS "BLEEP THIS",
- AND "BLEEP THAT",
- 362
- 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,845
- AND "BLEEP YOU".
- 363
- 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,549
- I GET THE IDEA OF BEING
- A LITTLE SKEPTICAL,
- 364
- 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:33,486
- BUT IT SAYS VERY CLEARLY
- IN THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK,
- 365
- 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,854
- THE WITNESS MUST BE ALLOWED
- 366
- 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,257
- TO RECOUNT EVERYTHING
- THEY'VE SEEN
- 367
- 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,592
- WITHOUT INTERRUPTION
- IN ORDER TO BEST INSURE
- 368
- 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,794
- THE OPPORTUNITY
- FOR A FULL ACCOUNT.
- 369
- 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,863
- BUY, HEY, I UNDERSTAND.
- 370
- 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,733
- THIS FIELD OF WORK CAN BE
- REALLY FRUSTRATING.
- 371
- 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:51,238
- I MEAN, THE ROSWELL CASE
- WAS WHAT, 70 YEARS AGO?
- 372
- 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,541
- AND WHAT PROOF DO WE HAVE
- TODAY THAT ALIENS ARE REAL?
- 373
- 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,478
- NADA. 70 YEARS.
- 374
- 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,715
- MAN, THOUSANDS,
- IF YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE.
- 375
- 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,652
- THIS IS MY 13TH CASE
- IN TWO YEARS,
- 376
- 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,356
- AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
- HAS TURNED UP NOTHING.
- 377
- 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,125
- ALL OF THEM--
- EITHER A HOAX,
- 378
- 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,361
- MISIDENTIFIED
- NATURAL PHENOMENON,
- 379
- 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:18,531
- OR AN IDENTIFIED
- FLYING OBJECT.
- 380
- 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,600
- I JUST WISH
- THAT AT SOME POINT,
- 381
- 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,371
- ONE OF THESE WILL TURN UP
- SOMETHING AUTHENTIC.
- 382
- 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,873
- WELL, I NEED TO
- GO AND GET SET UP
- 383
- 00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,408
- FOR MY FIRST NIGHT
- OF INVESTIGATING.
- 384
- 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,411
- SO WISH ME LUCK.
- 385
- 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,715
- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- 386
- 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,456
- ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN OUT HERE
- A LITTLE WHILE NOW
- 387
- 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,693
- AND HAVEN'T REALLY
- SEEN ANYTHING,
- 388
- 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,561
- JUST THE OCCASIONAL AIRPLANE,
- 389
- 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,465
- HELICOPTER, OR SOMETIMES
- EVEN A SATELLITE.
- 390
- 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,901
- IT'S NICE OUT HERE, THOUGH.
- 391
- 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,304
- VERY ISOLATED.
- 392
- 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,805
- I CAN DEFINITELY SEE
- HOW SOMEONE
- 393
- 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,808
- MIGHT START IMAGINING THINGS,
- 394
- 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,277
- WITH OR WITHOUT ALCOHOL.
- 395
- 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:08,681
- OH, GOSH, VIC.
- HE'S ASLEEP.
- 396
- 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,684
- DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO COME OUT
- AND INVESTIGATE WITH ME.
- 397
- 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,953
- HE JUST THINKS
- JESSA'S A LONELY WOMAN
- 398
- 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,588
- WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM.
- 399
- 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,892
- MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
- 400
- 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,763
- FOR THE RECORD, I REALLY DO
- BELIEVE IN THIS STUFF.
- 401
- 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,400
- I JOINED THE C.D.U.
- BECAUSE I REALLY,
- 402
- 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,837
- REALLY WANT TO SEE A UFO
- WITH MY OWN EYES,
- 403
- 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,474
- OR BETTER YET,
- MEET AN ACTUAL ALIEN.
- 404
- 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,680
- IF YOU'RE OUT THERE
- WATCHING,
- 405
- 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,916
- LISTENING TO ME RIGHT NOW,
- 406
- 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:48,821
- JUST KNOW THAT I WOULD
- REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU,
- 407
- 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,524
- AND THEN YOU DON'T
- HAVE TO BE AFRAID.
- 408
- 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,527
- OKAY.
- 409
- 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,630
- WELL...
- 410
- 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,499
- YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
- 411
- 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,645
- [SKOT WHISTLING]
- 412
- 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,658
- SO I JUST HEARD
- JESSA SCREAM.
- 413
- 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,728
- I THINK.
- 414
- 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,962
- I GUESS I HAVE TO--
- 415
- 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,567
- YEAH, I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.
- 416
- 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,307
- GETTING SOME
- WEIRD INTERFERENCE.
- 417
- 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,643
- -[BEEPING]
- -WHOA, WHAT WAS THAT?
- 418
- 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,415
- JESSA?
- JESSA, ARE YOU IN HERE?
- 419
- 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:52,319
- [BEEPING, STATIC]
- 420
- 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,853
- VIC, ARE YOU AWAKE?
- 421
- 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,422
- [VIC]
- SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- 422
- 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,390
- I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
- DOWN HERE!
- 423
- 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,625
- [SKOT]
- JESSA'S NOT IN HER ROOM.
- 424
- 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,460
- DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
- 425
- 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,061
- [VIC]
- I DON'T KNOW,
- ON A BOOZE RUN?
- 426
- 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,497
- HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?
- 427
- 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,834
- [SKOT]
- WHAT THE-- OH, MY GOD!
- 428
- 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,937
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD!
- 429
- 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,840
- VIC, GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!
- SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!
- 430
- 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,575
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- 431
- 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,976
- [VIC] WHAT THE FUCK
- ARE YOU TWO DOING UP HERE?
- 432
- 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,645
- [SKOT] I JUST SAW JESSA!
- 433
- 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,682
- I SAW-- JESSA WAS FLOATING!
- JESSA WAS FLOATING!
- 434
- 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,317
- [VIC]
- BULLSHIT.
- 435
- 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:28,455
- [SKOT]
- NO! NO, TELL HIM,
- JESSA. TELL--
- 436
- 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:33,025
- [STUTTERING]
- FOUR... LITTLE... THINGS.
- 437
- 00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,463
- [SKOT]
- THINGS? WHAT THINGS? WHAT?
- 438
- 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,332
- -THERE'S CATS. CAT.
- -[SKOT] CATS?
- 439
- 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,369
- [VIC]
- DID SHE SAYS
- "CATS" OR "HATS"?
- 440
- 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:46,105
- THERE'S A CAT--
- SOMETHING GRABBED MY ARM,
- 441
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,576
- AND I STARTED RISING UP,
- AND I FELT LIKE I COULDN'T--
- 442
- 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,511
- [SKOT]
- OKAY, WHICH ARM?
- 443
- 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,915
- UM, MY LEFT ONE, I THINK.
- 444
- 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,550
- [SKOT]
- OKAY, CAN YOU
- PULL YOUR SLEEVE BACK?
- 445
- 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,352
- WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?
- WHAT IS THAT?
- 446
- 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,820
- [VIC]
- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU
- PULLING THAT SHIT OUT?
- 447
- 00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,954
- [SKOT]
- ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST A LIGHT.
- 448
- 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,857
- I JUST WANT
- TO CHECK SOMETHING.
- 449
- 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,693
- NO, NO, NO, NO!
- GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
- 450
- 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,361
- [SKOT]
- OKAY, OKAY.
- 451
- 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,463
- HOW ABOUT IF YOU TAKE IT?
- 452
- 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,031
- YOU TAKE IT, AND JUST
- SHINE IT ON YOUR ARM
- 453
- 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,801
- WHERE YOU THINK
- THEY GRABBED YOU.
- 454
- 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,674
- [RADIO STATIC]
- 455
- 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,946
- OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT?
- 456
- 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,716
- [SKOT]
- FINGERPRINTS.
- 457
- 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,784
- SO THEY WERE IN HERE.
- THEY WERE--
- 458
- 00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:32,952
- THEY WERE IN HERE.
- 459
- 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,421
- [VIC]
- THEY WERE A NIGHTMARE,
- 460
- 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,488
- JUST LIKE THE ONE
- I'M GONNA HAVE
- 461
- 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,524
- AFTER SEEING YOU
- WITHOUT MAKEUP.
- 462
- 00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,858
- SHUT UP, VIC.
- 463
- 00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,494
- WAIT, ARE YOU--
- 464
- 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,997
- [SKOT]
- VIC, SERIOUSLY?
- 465
- 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,900
- WHAT? I SLEEP NAKED.
- WHO GIVES A FUCK?
- 466
- 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,602
- -[FARTS]
- -[SKOT] UGH!
- 467
- 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,172
- OKAY, SORRY IF
- I'M A LITTLE JUMPY.
- 468
- 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,774
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- 469
- 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,643
- I'M JUST TRYING TO WRAP MY MIND
- AROUND WHAT I JUST SAW.
- 470
- 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,546
- I AM PRETTY CERTAIN
- THAT I JUST WALKED IN
- 471
- 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,649
- ON JESSA BEING ABDUCTED.
- 472
- 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,517
- SHE ALSO SAID
- SOMETHING ABOUT--
- 473
- 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,120
- ABOUT SEEING THESE CATS,
- LIKE, FOUR CATS.
- 474
- 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:12,759
- BUT I DON'T KNOW,
- 'CAUSE I'VE READ THAT ALIENS
- 475
- 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,594
- CAN REPLACE THE IMAGE
- OF WHAT PEOPLE
- 476
- 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,128
- ARE SEEING WHEN
- THEY ABDUCT THEM.
- 477
- 00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,698
- SO, OWLS ARE
- THE MOST COMMON IMAGERY,
- 478
- 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,033
- BUT JESSA SAID THAT SHE SAW...
- 479
- 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,807
- CATS.
- 480
- 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,743
- CREEPY.
- 481
- 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,112
- I-- OH, GOSH,
- I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING
- 482
- 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,782
- THAT I'M BEING WATCHED.
- 483
- 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,117
- AND NOT JUST
- FROM ONE DIRECTION,
- 484
- 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,820
- BUT FROM EVERYWHERE.
- 485
- 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:46,893
- ANYWAY, I THINK THERE MIGHT
- ACTUALLY BE SOMETHING
- 486
- 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,195
- TO THIS CASE AFTER ALL,
- 487
- 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,731
- AND IT'S ONLY
- THE FIRST NIGHT.
- 488
- 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,099
- WELL, GOSH, IT'S LATE.
- 489
- 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,968
- I SHOULD REALLY
- TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP.
- 490
- 00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,070
- I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE
- ABLE TO AFTER THAT, THOUGH.
- 491
- 00:24:56,295 --> 00:25:00,166
- SO VIC WANTS TO LEAVE.
- HE THINKS JESSA'S CRAZY.
- 492
- 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:04,771
- I GET IT, BUT HE DIDN'T SEE
- WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT.
- 493
- 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,206
- YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO.
- WE CAN'T GO, NOT YET.
- 494
- 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,010
- I MEAN, BECAUSE SOMETHING IS
- DEFINITELY GOING ON HERE.
- 495
- 00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,013
- I MEAN, THESE ALIENS,
- THEY WOULDN'T JUST
- SHOW UP ON CUE
- 496
- 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:17,316
- LIKE THIS IS SOME MOVIE
- OR TV SHOW.
- 497
- 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,786
- WE NEED TO BE PATIENT.
- 498
- 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:24,190
- AND JESSA EVEN PROMISED--
- NOT SAID, BUT PROMISED
- 499
- 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,625
- THAT IF WE WAIT LONG ENOUGH,
- 500
- 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,326
- WE'LL DEFINITELY
- SEE SOMETHING.
- 501
- 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,596
- AND I ALREADY HAVE
- IN ONE NIGHT!
- 502
- 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,798
- SO I THINK IF VIC JUST
- WAITS A LITTLE MORE,
- 503
- 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,800
- THEN HE'LL SEE SOMETHING, TOO,
- 504
- 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,635
- AND IT'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING.
- 505
- 00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,806
- YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH.
- 506
- 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,641
- I'M GONNA GO SEE IF
- I CAN'T CONVINCE HIM TO STAY
- 507
- 00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,643
- JUST A LITTLE LONGER.
- 508
- 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,913
- OKAY, OKAY, SO...
- 509
- 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,915
- SO VIC SAID HE'D STAY
- FOR ONE MORE DAY.
- 510
- 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,784
- SO I JUST HAD TO AGREE TO
- VIDEOTAPE THESE REHEARSALS
- 511
- 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:55,121
- FOR AN AIR GUITAR CONTEST THAT
- HE'S COMPETING IN NEXT MONTH,
- 512
- 00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,589
- WHATEVER THAT IS.
- 513
- 00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,661
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- 514
- 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,676
- [GUNSHOT]
- 515
- 00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,677
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- 516
- 00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,745
- [SKOT]
- WHAT?
- 517
- 00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,281
- -[GUNSHOT]
- -OH, FUCK. COME ON.
- 518
- 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,916
- [SKOT]
- WHAT IS THAT?
- 519
- 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,086
- [GUNSHOT]
- 520
- 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,255
- [JESSA]
- YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME,
- YOU ASSHOLES!
- 521
- 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,957
- [SKOT]
- OH, MY GOSH.
- 522
- 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,659
- [VIC]
- YO, PSYCHO-HOLIC,
- WHAT THE--
- 523
- 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:33,826
- -[GUNSHOT]
- -WHOA!
- 524
- 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,630
- -OH, MY GOSH!
- -SHIT. SORRY.
- 525
- 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,799
- [VIC]
- YOU ALMOST SHOT ME,
- YOU CRAZY BITCH!
- 526
- 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,334
- I SAW THEM AGAIN
- RIGHT OVER THERE.
- 527
- 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,336
- FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS!
- 528
- 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,938
- COME ON, LET'S FUCKING
- GET OUT OF HERE.
- 529
- 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,406
- [SKOT]
- I'M FINE, VIC, THANKS.
- 530
- 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,275
- -[JESSA] PLEASE.
- -NO WAY, THE CASE IS CLOSED.
- 531
- 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,077
- I'M FILING IT UNDER
- "B" FOR "BULLSHIT."
- 532
- 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,779
- BUT YOU CAN'T GO.
- YOU CAN'T GO.
- 533
- 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:53,913
- I NEED YOU GUYS.
- I NEED YOU.
- 534
- 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,281
- NOT TO MENTION THIS--
- 535
- 00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,817
- YOU ALMOST SHOT OFF
- THE KING OF GENITALIA.
- 536
- 00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,720
- I SAID I WAS SORRY,
- BUT I SAW THEM!
- 537
- 00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,221
- I SAW THEM!
- THEY WERE RIGHT THERE.
- 538
- 00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,923
- YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE YOU DID
- AND MAYBE YOU DIDN'T,
- 539
- 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,792
- BUT NO WONDER
- NOBODY BELIEVES YOU.
- 540
- 00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,860
- YOU COMPLETELY
- DISCREDIT YOURSELF,
- YOU DRUNKEN WHORE.
- 541
- 00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,898
- HEY! HEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
- WHAT IT'S LIKE!
- 542
- 00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:16,302
- NO IDEA!
- IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING--
- 543
- 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,437
- IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING
- TO NUMB MYSELF,
- 544
- 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,941
- I WOULD HAVE KILLED
- MYSELF BY NOW.
- 545
- 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:26,913
- -NAH, TOO EASY.
- -NO, NO, NO.
- 546
- 00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,414
- NO, NO, NO.
- DON'T YOU GET IT?
- 547
- 00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,082
- DON'T YOU GET IT?
- THEY WANT YOU GUYS TO LEAVE.
- 548
- 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,218
- THEY WANT YOU TO LEAVE
- SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE ME.
- 549
- 00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,453
- HAVE A NICE TRIP. DRIVE.
- 550
- 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,789
- [SKOT]
- THANKS FOR THE SANDWICHES,
- MISS GWILLIAMS.
- 551
- 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,992
- [VIC] HA, HA, HA!
- LOOK AT THAT SHIT.
- 552
- 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,461
- -[SKOT] VIC, COME ON.
- -[VIC] TOODLEOO!
- 553
- 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,163
- [HORN HONKS]
- 554
- 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,098
- [SKOT]
- WOW, THAT'S JUST KIND OF SAD.
- 555
- 00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:47,266
- [VIC]
- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- 556
- 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,237
- [ROCK MUSIC
- PLAYING ON RADIO]
- 557
- 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,777
- [SKOT]
- YEAH, IT'S ON,
- BUT WHY DON'T YOU
- 558
- 00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,478
- -JUST LET ME SHOOT--
- -[VIC] I GOT IT, COME ON.
- 559
- 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,213
- -[SKOT] WHERE IS IT?
- I DON'T SEE IT.
- -[VIC] RIGHT THERE.
- 560
- 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,949
- IT WAS KIND OF MOVING IN
- AND OUT OF THE CLOUDS.
- 561
- 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,450
- I SWEAR TO CHRIST,
- IT WAS FOLLOWING US.
- 562
- 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,385
- [SKOT]
- OH, WOW, I SEE IT.
- 563
- 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:10,122
- [VIC]
- FUCK ME IF IT DOES KINDA
- LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN HAT.
- 564
- 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,257
- [SKOT]
- VIC, ARE YOU SURE
- YOU'RE RECORDING?
- 565
- 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,391
- IS THE RED LIGHT ON?
- 566
- 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,160
- [VIC]
- YEAH, BUT-- SON OF A--
- 567
- 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,195
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FOCUS
- ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT?
- 568
- 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,797
- [SKOT]
- NO! IT'S ON MANUAL!
- HERE, LET ME.
- 569
- 00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,199
- -[VIC] HURRY UP, FOCUS IT!
- -[SKOT] WHOA!
- 570
- 00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,201
- -[RUMBLING]
- -[VIC] JESUS!
- 571
- 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,970
- [CAR DOORS SLAM]
- 572
- 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:33,145
- -VIC, DID WE JUST--
- -YEAH, I THINK
- WE JUST FUCKING DID.
- 573
- 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,817
- [BOTH LAUGHING, CHEERING]
- 574
- 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,186
- I GUESS THIS MEANS
- WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO JESSA'S.
- 575
- 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:44,190
- THE RED LIGHT'S ON.
- 576
- 00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,258
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- GOD DAMN.
- 577
- 00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,760
- NOTE TO SKOT,
- 578
- 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,195
- NEXT TIME I WANT
- MY OWN FUCKING CAMERA
- 579
- 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,930
- THAT I CAN
- JUST POINT AND SHOOT.
- 580
- 00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,400
- NONE OF THIS MANUAL FOCUS
- AND IRIS SHIT. GOT IT?
- 581
- 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,535
- [SKOT]
- THIS CAMERA ISN'T
- THAT HARD TO USE.
- 582
- 00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,170
- FUCK YOU.
- 583
- 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,143
- -[VIC] HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?
- -[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 584
- 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,079
- ALCOHOL DELIVERY MAN.
- 585
- 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,483
- FREE XANAX SAMPLES!
- 586
- 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,021
- OOH.
- 587
- 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,088
- [SKOT]
- OH, VIC, VIC,
- I REALLY DON'T THINK
- 588
- 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,024
- WE SHOULD BE SNEAKING IN
- THE HOUSE OF A DRUNK WOMAN
- 589
- 00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:19,425
- WHO HAD A GUN
- THE LAST TIME WE SAW HER.
- 590
- 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,127
- STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.
- 591
- 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,494
- SHE'S PROBABLY
- PASSED OUT SOMEWHERE.
- 592
- 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,165
- JEEZ.
- 593
- 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:29,235
- GOT A LITTLE WHINY BABY
- ON OUR HANDS.
- 594
- 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,503
- OOH. YEAH.
- 595
- 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,342
- AHH!
- 596
- 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,244
- WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?
- 597
- 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:42,281
- OH, JUST LIKE I SAID.
- 598
- 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,117
- SHE GOT A NICE ASS.
- 599
- 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,955
- [SKOT]
- VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- 600
- 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,056
- [VIC]
- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- 601
- 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,163
- IS IT STILL CONSIDERED RAPE
- IF I YELL "SURPRISE"?
- 602
- 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,230
- [SKOT] VIC.
- 603
- 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,074
- -STOP, STOP, STOP.
- -SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- 604
- 00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,318
- YOU'RE RECORDING,
- RIGHT, BABY?
- 605
- 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:22,421
- [SKOT]
- YEAH, BUT I REALLY
- DON'T THINK WE SHOULD--
- 606
- 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,991
- -[IMITATING LOUD ROCK MUSIC]
- -[JESSA SCREAMING]
- 607
- 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,626
- -OH, JESUS!
- -NO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!
- 608
- 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,162
- CALM THE FUCK DOWN! JESUS!
- 609
- 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:33,299
- -CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.
- -GO AWAY, GO AWAY!
- 610
- 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,168
- -STOP IT, GODDAMMIT!
- -[JESSA SCREAMING]
- 611
- 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,436
- STOP, STOP.
- 612
- 00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,071
- GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.
- 613
- 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,875
- JESUS.
- 614
- 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,113
- -YEAH.
- -IT'S YOU.
- 615
- 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,119
- I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LEFT.
- 616
- 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,187
- YEAH, AND LIKE JESUS,
- WE CAME BACK. FUCK.
- 617
- 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,588
- [SKOT]
- HEY, JESSA.
- 618
- 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,127
- WHY? YOU MISS
- MAKING FUN OF ME?
- 619
- 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,395
- NO, I COULD HAVE
- DONE THAT ON THE PHONE.
- 620
- 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:06,465
- WE CAME BACK BECAUSE
- WE SAW YOUR U.F.F.H.
- 621
- 00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,535
- MY WHAT?
- 622
- 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:12,304
- UNIDENTIFIED
- FUCKING FLYING HAT.
- 623
- 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,409
- WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
- 624
- 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:20,546
- THAT'S RIGHT,
- I'M SAYING I BELIEVE YOU,
- YOU CRAZY BITCH.
- 625
- 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:21,680
- -YOU SAW IT?
- -YEAH.
- 626
- 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,382
- YOU SAW IT? IT'S REAL?
- 627
- 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:24,683
- IT'S REAL? OH, MY GOD!
- 628
- 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,219
- OH, MY GOD!
- I'M NOT LOSING MY MIND.
- 629
- 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,422
- LET'S NOT GET AHEAD
- OF OUR FUCKING SELVES.
- 630
- 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,658
- I NEED A BEER.
- 631
- 00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,660
- GET THIS.
- 632
- 00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:36,528
- WE'RE HEADING
- DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,
- 633
- 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:41,333
- AND VIC AND I HAD A CLOSE
- ENCOUNTER OF THE FIRST KIND.
- 634
- 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,970
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
- 635
- 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,504
- AFTER TWO YEARS
- OF DOING THIS,
- 636
- 00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,075
- I FINALLY SAW
- MY VERY FIRST UFO.
- 637
- 00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,310
- THE ONLY DRAWBACK IS
- I LET VIC RUN THE CAMERA.
- 638
- 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,212
- HE SCREWED--
- IT DOESN'T MATTER,
- 639
- 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:57,049
- IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE
- I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT I SAW.
- 640
- 00:31:57,083 --> 00:32:02,021
- I MEAN,
- I KNOW THE TRUTH NOW.
- 641
- 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,289
- WE'RE NOT ALONE.
- 642
- 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:09,028
- WOW. OH, AND
- THE REALLY GOOD NEWS
- 643
- 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:12,965
- IS VIC IS TOTALLY IN
- ON THIS CASE NOW.
- 644
- 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,536
- ONE LAST THOUGHT.
- 645
- 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:21,107
- HAVING THE ANSWER
- TO ONE OF HUMANITY'S
- GREATEST QUESTIONS
- 646
- 00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,443
- IS ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARY,
- 647
- 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,347
- BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
- THEY KNOW THAT I KNOW.
- 648
- 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,152
- MAYBE THEY'LL COME
- AND VISIT ME NOW.
- 649
- 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,955
- MAYBE EVEN ABDUCT ME.
- 650
- 00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,728
- FINGERS CROSSED.
- 651
- 00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,131
- JULY 14TH WAS THE FIRST TIME
- 652
- 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,599
- I BECAME AWARE
- OF THE SKYFOREST CASE.
- 653
- 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:51,370
- ACTUALLY, IT WAS
- THE MORNING OF JULY 15TH--
- 654
- 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,774
- VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING.
- 655
- 00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,145
- I STILL HAVE NO IDEA
- HOW MR. SINGE
- 656
- 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,513
- GOT AHOLD OF MY PRIVATE
- HOME PHONE NUMBER.
- 657
- 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,049
- YEAH, SHE WENT
- ON A DRUNKEN RAGE,
- 658
- 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,017
- STARTED SHOOTING
- AT THE SKY AND SHIT,
- 659
- 00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,552
- SO I GOT THE FUCK
- OUT OF DODGE.
- 660
- 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,686
- -[SKOT] OH, JEEZ.
- -AND THAT'S WHEN
- 661
- 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,721
- I SAW THE UFO
- ON HIGHWAY 18.
- 662
- 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,191
- [MITCH] WAIT, WHAT
- IS THIS, A JOKE?
- 663
- 00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,260
- NO IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
- 664
- 00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,462
- BOTH SKOT AND I SAW
- THE GODDAMN THING.
- 665
- 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,631
- [MITCH]
- OKAY, WELL-- WELL, LISTEN,
- CAN THIS WAIT UNTIL MORNING?
- 666
- 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,568
- NO, I NEED EQUIPMENT
- RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
- 667
- 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,371
- [MITCH]
- UH, WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT?
- 668
- 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:26,805
- UH, WELL, FOR STARTERS,
- 669
- 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,807
- I'D LIKE TO CANVAS
- THIS WHOLE FUCKING TOWN
- 670
- 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,343
- WITH AN ARMY OF CAMERAS
- THAT RUN ALL DAY AND NIGHT.
- 671
- 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:33,612
- [MITCH CHUCKLES]
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- 672
- 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,447
- JUST HOLD IT
- RIGHT THERE, SON.
- 673
- 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,682
- WHAT?
- 674
- 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,685
- [MITCH] THIS IS
- A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.
- 675
- 00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,688
- WE DON'T THE FINANCIAL RESOURCES
- FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
- 676
- 00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,823
- [VIC]
- ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
- 677
- 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,659
- THIS IS THE WHOLE REASON
- YOUR GODDAMN ORGANIZATION
- EVEN FUCKING STARTED!
- 678
- 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,196
- [MITCH]
- WELL, YEAH, YEAH, BUT--
- OKAY, FINE, LISTEN,
- 679
- 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,199
- WHY DON'T YOU SEND ME A VIDEO
- OF THE UFO YOU CAPTURED.
- 680
- 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,201
- THEN WE CAN TAKE IT
- FROM THERE, OKAY?
- 681
- 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,369
- OF COURSE YOU'D
- FUCKING ASK ME THAT.
- 682
- 00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:58,404
- [MITCH]
- WHAT?
- 683
- 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,839
- WELL, THE CAMERA FUCKED UP
- 684
- 00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,708
- AND THE FOOTAGE
- IS OUT OF FOCUS.
- 685
- 00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,843
- [MITCH]
- HMM. I SEE.
- 686
- 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,379
- NO, OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T
- FUCKING SEE, ASSHOLE.
- 687
- 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,714
- -[MITCH] WHAT?
- -YOU KNOW WHAT?
- 688
- 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,217
- FUCK THIS,
- AND FUCK YOU, TOO.
- 689
- 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,552
- I'LL FINISH THIS
- INVESTIGATION BY MYSELF.
- 690
- 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,853
- [MITCH]
- I APPROVED
- YOUR INVESTIGATION--
- 691
- 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,223
- -BON FUCKING VOYAGE!
- -HELLO? HELLO?
- 692
- 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,226
- [TOILET FLUSHING]
- 693
- 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,228
- [MITCH] IN LIGHT
- OF SUBSEQUENT EVENTS,
- 694
- 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,564
- I HAVE BEEN GREATLY CRITICIZED
- BY THE UFO COMMUNITY
- 695
- 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,568
- FOR FAILING TO PROVIDE MORE
- SUPPORT FOR MISTER SINGE.
- 696
- 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,570
- IN MY DEFENSE,
- 697
- 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:35,741
- WE RECEIVE HUNDREDS
- OF REPORTS EACH MONTH
- OF UFO SIGHTINGS.
- 698
- 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,876
- UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE
- A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION,
- 699
- 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,578
- AND SIMPLY DO NOT
- HAVE THE FUNDS
- 700
- 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,414
- TO PROVIDE SUPPORT
- TO ALL OF THEM,
- 701
- 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:45,417
- ESPECIALLY TO THE ONES
- THAT DO NOT SUBMIT
- 702
- 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,120
- CASE ASSESSMENT REPORTS
- 703
- 00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:52,358
- PRIOR TO THE START
- OF THEIR INVESTIGATION.
- 704
- 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,626
- [CRICKETS CHIRP]
- 705
- 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,844
- [ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING
- AND WHIRRING]
- 706
- 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,223
- [NOISES CONTINUE]
- 707
- 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,320
- [SKOT ON RECORDING]
- OKAY.
- 708
- 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,955
- WELL...
- 709
- 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,291
- YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
- 710
- 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,261
- [NOISES CONTINUE]
- 711
- 00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:10,502
- [SKOT]
- DANG IT, WHERE DID--
- HE WAS JUST HERE.
- 712
- 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,937
- OH, HEY, VIC.
- 713
- 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,939
- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
- PEEING OUTSIDE?
- 714
- 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,841
- WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE HOUSE
- LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON?
- 715
- 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,809
- [VIC]
- THIS WAS CLOSER, DICKWEED.
- 716
- 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,278
- [SKOT]
- I GOT YOU THE CAMERA
- YOU WANTED.
- 717
- 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,512
- IT'S REAL SIMPLE.
- 718
- 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,248
- I GOT TO DO ANY
- FOCUSING OR IRIS SHIT?
- 719
- 00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,816
- [SKOT]
- NO, BUT YOU DO
- HAVE TO TURN IT ON.
- 720
- 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,785
- [VIC]
- WATCH IT, SMARTASS,
- OR THE NEXT PLACE
- 721
- 00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,555
- I TAKE A PISS IS GONNA BE
- ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.
- 722
- 00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:33,592
- SO I GAVE VIC ONE OF
- MY SIMPLE CAMERAS TO USE
- 723
- 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,862
- TO CAPTURE ANY UFO ACTIVITY
- HE MIGHT COME ACROSS UP HERE.
- 724
- 00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,631
- [VIC]
- I HAD TO PUSH
- THE FUCKING BUTTON.
- 725
- 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,634
- HOW THE FUCK
- DO I KNOW IF IT'S ON?
- 726
- 00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,871
- -SKOT!
- -BUT OF COURSE,
- 727
- 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,239
- WHAT DOES HE USE IT FOR?
- 728
- 00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:51,377
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- 729
- 00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,533
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- 730
- 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,502
- YOU SCARED
- THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
- 731
- 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,637
- SERVES YOU RIGHT,
- YOU SON OF A BITCH.
- 732
- 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,906
- WHAT THE HELL
- DO YOU WANT?
- 733
- 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:23,675
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT
- IN MY ROOM VERY MUCH.
- 734
- 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:27,513
- YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SPEAK,
- IT'S THE VERBAL EQUIVALENT
- OF VAGINAL FLATULENCE?
- 735
- 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:31,417
- [JESSA LAUGHS]
- THAT'S VERY FUNNY.
- 736
- 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,052
- OH, MY GOD.
- 737
- 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,555
- SO...
- 738
- 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,925
- DO THEY REALLY CALL YOU
- THE FINGER MASTER?
- 739
- 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,761
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- 740
- 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,596
- WHAT DO YOU
- THINK I'M DOING?
- 741
- 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,865
- I DON'T KNOW. I ASKED YOU.
- 742
- 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,737
- I'M TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU,
- YOU STUPID IDIOT.
- 743
- 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,606
- -I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME.
- -I DO.
- 744
- 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,943
- BUT I ALSO HAVEN'T
- HAD SEX IN, LIKE, TWO YEARS.
- 745
- 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,779
- -NO SHIT?
- -NO SHIT.
- 746
- 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:05,016
- WELL, OKAY,
- LET'S SEE THE GOODS.
- 747
- 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,797
- SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
- 748
- 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,899
- YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK?
- 749
- 00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,773
- YEAH.
- 750
- 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,775
- OOH, IS THAT THING ON?
- 751
- 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,909
- NO.
- 752
- 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,045
- GET OVER HERE.
- 753
- 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:48,360
- [RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING
- AND THUMPING]
- 754
- 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,397
- SO I THINK VIC IS HAVING...
- 755
- 00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,133
- RELATIONS WITH JESSA.
- 756
- 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:59,838
- [SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
- 757
- 00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,007
- THAT'S SO UNPROFESSIONAL.
- 758
- 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,076
- "PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN
- UFOLOGISTS AND WITNESSES
- 759
- 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,845
- ARE NOT RECOMMENDED,
- 760
- 00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,747
- AS THEY MAY TAINT
- THE INVESTIGATION
- 761
- 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,149
- AND COMPROMISE ITS VALIDITY."
- 762
- 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,086
- [SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
- 763
- 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,860
- [BEEPING]
- 764
- 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,795
- IT'S 4:04 IN THE MORNING,
- 765
- 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:27,933
- AND MY U-METER JUST
- STARTED GOING OFF.
- 766
- 00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:32,871
- -WHOA! LOOK AT THAT.
- -[DOGS BARKING]
- 767
- 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,172
- THAT'S DEFINITELY
- THE SAME UFO
- 768
- 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,708
- VIC AND I SAW
- THREE DAYS AGO.
- 769
- 00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,009
- WHOA!
- 770
- 00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,878
- A LITTLE RED LIGHT
- JUST SHOT OUT OF IT!
- 771
- 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,047
- [BEEPING,
- BARKING CONTINUE]
- 772
- 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,717
- WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE
- IT'S WATCHING ME.
- 773
- 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,987
- WHAT IS THAT? OH, MY GOSH!
- 774
- 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,458
- OH, I GOTTA TELL VIC!
- I GOTTA-- OH, MY GOD.
- 775
- 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,992
- OH, MY GOD,
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- 776
- 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,527
- I'VE SEEN THE SAME UFO
- A SECOND TIME.
- 777
- 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,163
- A SECOND TIME.
- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!
- 778
- 00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,199
- VIC, GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW.
- WHAT?
- 779
- 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,202
- WHAT THE HECK
- AM I LOOKING AT?
- 780
- 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,738
- VIC! VIC!
- 781
- 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,073
- WHAT?
- 782
- 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,675
- THE FUCK?
- 783
- 00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:10,909
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
- 784
- 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:13,579
- [SKOT]
- IT CAME OUT OF THE UFO.
- 785
- 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:14,913
- GET IT! GET IT, VIC!
- 786
- 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,915
- [VIC]
- GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!
- 787
- 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:20,552
- FUCK. JESUS.
- 788
- 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:23,088
- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
- 789
- 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,691
- [SKOT]
- I DON'T KNOW.
- 790
- 00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,025
- VIC?
- 791
- 00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,628
- -LOOK AT JESSA.
- -WHAT?
- 792
- 00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,697
- SHE DIDN'T EVEN WAKE UP.
- IS SHE OKAY?
- 793
- 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,767
- HEY, WAKE UP.
- 794
- 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,769
- YO, SLEEPING UGLY,
- WAKE THE FUCK UP.
- 795
- 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,571
- [SKOT]
- WERE YOU GUYS DRINKING?
- 796
- 00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:42,107
- -YOO-HOO!
- -IS SHE ASLEEP OR PASSED OUT?
- 797
- 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,576
- -WAKE UP.
- -MAYBE--
- 798
- 00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,712
- MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL 911.
- 799
- 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,580
- NAW, I GOT IT.
- 800
- 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:50,516
- OW!
- 801
- 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,519
- AAH! THE FUCK?
- 802
- 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,054
- [SKOT]
- GUYS, GUYS!
- 803
- 00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:00,792
- OH, MY GOD,
- WHAT IS THAT THING?
- 804
- 00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:03,962
- [VIC]
- IT'S AN ORB.
- 805
- 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,731
- ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT THEM,
- 806
- 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:08,634
- BUT THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
- I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.
- 807
- 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:11,136
- THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 'EM ON
- "COAST TO COAST" LAST WEEK.
- 808
- 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,738
- [SKOT]
- HEY, I HEARD THAT ONE, TOO.
- 809
- 00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:15,073
- THE GUY SAID THAT
- THERE WERE TWO KINDS.
- 810
- 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,275
- -YEAH, BLUE AND RED.
- -YEP.
- 811
- 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,646
- BLUE ORBS ARE HOW ALIENS
- TRAVEL IN ENERGY FORM,
- 812
- 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,282
- AND RED ORBS ARE LIKE
- PROBES OR DRONES.
- 813
- 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,985
- -DRONES?
- -LIKE WHAT THE MILITARY USES.
- 814
- 00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,087
- REMOTE OBSERVATION DEVICES.
- 815
- 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:34,159
- SO THEY ARE WATCHING ME.
- 816
- 00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:39,230
- WHY? VIC?
- 817
- 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,670
- WHAT, NO SMARTASS
- COMMENT THIS TIME?
- 818
- 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,772
- VIC, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- 819
- 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,543
- [SKOT]
- THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME
- 820
- 00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:53,178
- I'D EVER KNOWN VIC
- TO BE SPEECHLESS.
- 821
- 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:56,014
- I MEAN, NOT EVEN AN F-BOMB.
- 822
- 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:59,851
- THAT ACTUALLY KIND
- OF CREEPED ME OUT MORE
- THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
- 823
- 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:04,255
- WELL, EXCEPT MAYBE
- FOR SEEING HIM NAKED...
- 824
- 00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:06,057
- TWICE.
- 825
- 00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,193
- I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS
- FUCKING SPEECHLESS OR NOT,
- 826
- 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,828
- BUT I DO REMEMBER
- THAT THAT'S WHEN THINGS
- 827
- 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,262
- BECAME REAL FUCKING CLEAR
- 828
- 00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:12,864
- THAT SOME REAL
- FUCKING SHIT WAS AFOOT
- 829
- 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,866
- IN SKY FUCKING FOREST.
- 830
- 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,568
- THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.
- 831
- 00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,337
- YET ANOTHER CRAZY NIGHT.
- 832
- 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:24,342
- I JUST HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF
- THE FIRST AND SECOND KIND.
- 833
- 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,712
- OH, MY GOD. SO FIRST,
- 834
- 00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:29,214
- I SAW JESSA'S UFO AGAIN,
- YOU KNOW,
- 835
- 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,216
- THE SAME ONE VIC
- AND I SAW EARLIER.
- 836
- 00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:34,352
- AND THEN I RAN DOWNSTAIRS
- TO TELL VIC ABOUT IT,
- 837
- 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,188
- AND THERE IT WAS
- IN HIS ROOM--
- 838
- 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,758
- A RED ORB.
- 839
- 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,359
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
- WHAT TO DO.
- 840
- 00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,062
- I COULDN'T COMPREHEND
- WHAT I WAS SEEING.
- 841
- 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,064
- IT WAS DEFINITELY
- OTHERWORLDLY/
- 842
- 00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:49,735
- AND IT WAS CRAZY,
- IT MESSED WITH MY CAMERA.
- 843
- 00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,237
- AND I COULD SEE IT,
- AND FEEL IT,
- 844
- 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,239
- AND THEN ALL OF
- A SUDDEN, WHOOSH,
- 845
- 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,908
- IT WAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW.
- 846
- 00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,910
- AND THE WINDOW WAS CLOSED.
- 847
- 00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:03,915
- ANYWAY, MY U-METER
- IS GETTING SUCH A WORKOUT.
- 848
- 00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:05,383
- I MEAN, THE MORE DATA
- THAT IT COLLECTS,
- 849
- 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,085
- THE MORE ACCURATE IT GETS.
- 850
- 00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:10,756
- AND IT IS SUCH A GOOD THING
- THAT WE ARE HERE,
- 851
- 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,390
- BECAUSE THOSE ALIENS
- ARE DEFINITELY
- 852
- 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,994
- INTERESTED IN JESSA
- FOR WHATEVER REASON.
- 853
- 00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:19,798
- IT'S JUST UP TO US
- TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHY.
- 854
- 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:20,866
- OKAY.
- 855
- 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,305
- SO I WAS ON MY WAY
- TO THE BATHROOM
- 856
- 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:28,940
- AND I RAN INTO JESSA.
- 857
- 00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:30,676
- SHE'S JUST STANDING
- IN THE HALLWAY.
- 858
- 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,877
- HERE, COME HERE.
- 859
- 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,113
- THERE SHE IS.
- 860
- 00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:39,885
- IT'S LIKE SHE'S IN SOME KIND
- OF TRANCE OR SOMETHING.
- 861
- 00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,091
- JESSA?
- 862
- 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,195
- JESSA?
- 863
- 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,101
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- 864
- 00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:01,139
- JESSA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- 865
- 00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,308
- [JESSA WHISPERING]
- DON'T TAKE MY BABY.
- 866
- 00:44:03,341 --> 00:44:05,977
- -WHAT?
- -...TAKE MY BABY.
- 867
- 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:09,748
- DON'T TAKE MY BABY.
- DON'T TAKE MY BABY.
- 868
- 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:10,716
- JESSA?
- 869
- 00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,321
- -JE-
- -AAH!
- 870
- 00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,989
- OH, GOD.
- 871
- 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:21,159
- OH, GOD.
- YOU SCARED ME.
- 872
- 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,861
- [SKOT]
- YOU SCARED ME!
- 873
- 00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:29,434
- WAIT.
- 874
- 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,374
- -DID YOU GIVE ME THIS?
- -WHAT?
- 875
- 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:40,478
- -THIS.
- -IS THAT AN ELEPHANT?
- 876
- 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:44,082
- NO, NO, I'VE NEVER SEEN
- THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
- 877
- 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,150
- [JESSA] HUH.
- 878
- 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:50,055
- THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR
- 879
- 00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,957
- AROUND HERE ALL THE TIME.
- 880
- 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,261
- [SKOT] WEIRD.
- 881
- 00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:02,801
- -[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- -[JESSA YELLS]
- 882
- 00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,302
- [SKOT]
- JESSA, ARE YOU OKAY?
- 883
- 00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,204
- SOMETHING'S WRONG, VIC.
- UPSTAIRS.
- 884
- 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,406
- [VIC]
- THE FUCK IS IT NOW?
- 885
- 00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:10,375
- -[GROANING]
- -[SKOT] OH, MY GOSH.
- 886
- 00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,377
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- STOP THAT! STOP!
- 887
- 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,912
- THERE'S SOMETHING BACK THERE.
- 888
- 00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:15,914
- STOP PICKING AT IT.
- LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
- 889
- 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,916
- JESUS CHRIST,
- YOU FREDDIE KRUEGERED
- 890
- 00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,885
- THE SHIT OUT
- OF THE BACK OF YOUR EAR.
- 891
- 00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,220
- -WHAT IS IT?
- -THERE'S SOMETHING
- UNDER THE SKIN.
- 892
- 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:24,222
- -[SKOT] IS IT AN IMPLANT?
- -A WHAT?
- 893
- 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,824
- BEFORE WE JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,
- 894
- 00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,225
- WE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE
- SOMEBODY TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
- 895
- 00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:28,794
- YOU HAVE A DOCTOR
- AROUND HERE?
- 896
- 00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:31,229
- -YEAH, THERE'S ONE UP--
- -[STATIC]
- 897
- 00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:32,430
- [JESSA]
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- 898
- 00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,400
- [VIC] HOLY SHIT,
- TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
- 899
- 00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,235
- [SKOT]
- THE RADIO BLEW UP.
- 900
- 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,438
- ROCK AND ROLL.
- 901
- 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,241
- WHAT WOULD
- MAKE IT DO THAT?
- 902
- 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,919
- [MAN] YEAH, THERE'S
- THE CULPRIT RIGHT THERE.
- 903
- 00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:56,087
- DEFINITELY A FOREIGN BODY
- BEHIND THE LEFT EAR.
- 904
- 00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,089
- [JESSA]
- WHAT IS IT?
- 905
- 00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,557
- NORMALLY, I'D SAY IT'S SOME
- SHRAPNEL YOU PICKED UP
- 906
- 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,260
- WHILE WORKING IN THE KITCHEN
- OR OUT IN THE YARD.
- 907
- 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,096
- THEN I FOUND THIS
- IN YOUR FILE.
- 908
- 00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:08,099
- IT'S AN X-RAY MY DAD TOOK
- WHEN YOU WERE 10 YEARS OLD.
- 909
- 00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:10,568
- SAME OBJECT, SAME PLACE.
- 910
- 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,805
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEEN
- IN THERE ALL THIS TIME?
- 911
- 00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:17,575
- APPARENTLY, YOUR MOTHER...
- 912
- 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,577
- BROUGHT YOU IN BECAUSE
- YOU WERE COMPLAINING
- 913
- 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,247
- ABOUT A BEE STING
- BEHIND YOUR LEFT EAR.
- 914
- 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,581
- HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT
- BE SOMETHING MORE,
- 915
- 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,417
- SO HE TOOK AN X-RAY
- JUST TO BE SURE.
- 916
- 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,920
- FOUND A PIECE OF METAL
- BEHIND YOUR LEFT EAR
- 917
- 00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:32,290
- AND HAD IT REMOVED.
- ANY OF THAT RING A BELL?
- 918
- 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,292
- NO, I DON'T REMEMBER
- ANY OF THAT.
- 919
- 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:36,962
- [SKOT]
- WHAT HAPPENED TO
- THE PIECE OF METAL?
- 920
- 00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,298
- UM, DOESN'T SAY.
- PROBABLY JUST TOSSED IT.
- 921
- 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,301
- -CAN YOU TAKE THIS ONE OUT?
- -SURE, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.
- 922
- 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,971
- -NO. NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
- -WHY THE FUCK NOT?
- 923
- 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,472
- THIS COULD BE
- THE EVIDENCE WE NEED.
- 924
- 00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,041
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.
- 925
- 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,510
- -SAYS WHO?
- -EVIDENCE FOR WHAT?
- 926
- 00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,317
- [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]s
- 927
- 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:02,453
- -WHAT WAS THAT?
- -LOOK AT THAT.
- 928
- 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,992
- WELL, EVERYTHING LOOKS
- KIND OF NORMAL HERE.
- 929
- 00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:44,529
- YOUR ELECTROLYTES
- ARE UNUSUALLY LOW.
- 930
- 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:45,663
- WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
- 931
- 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,532
- JESSA, YOU'RE PREGNANT.
- 932
- 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:49,367
- [BOTH] WHAT?
- 933
- 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,369
- I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
- WERE ON THE FUCKING PILL?
- 934
- 00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:53,371
- NO, WELL.
- 935
- 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:54,672
- -THINK, MCFLY! ANYBODY HOME?
- -STOP.
- 936
- 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:56,374
- ARE YOU ON
- THE FUCKING PILL OR NOT?
- 937
- 00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,376
- -CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.
- -THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
- 938
- 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,678
- NOW THIS KIND OF NEWS CAN MAKE
- FOR SOME TENSE MOMENTS
- 939
- 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,380
- WITH UNSUSPECTING
- YOUNG COUPLES.
- 940
- 00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,382
- WE'RE NOT A FUCKING COUPLE.
- 941
- 00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,650
- [SKOT]
- CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.
- 942
- 00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:08,219
- FUCK YOU!
- AND FUCK YOU, TOO.
- 943
- 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,388
- I WANT A SECOND OPINION
- FROM A REAL DOCTOR.
- 944
- 00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,689
- I CAN ASSURE YOU, SON,
- 945
- 00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,692
- THAT A BLOOD TEST
- IS 100% ACCURATE.
- 946
- 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,394
- FUCK ME.
- 947
- 00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,563
- WELL,
- IF YOU'D HAVE DONE THAT,
- 948
- 00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,665
- THEN SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
- GOTTEN PREGNANT THEN, HUH?
- 949
- 00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:23,001
- HA HA.
- REAL FUCKING FUNNY.
- 950
- 00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,236
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOUR--
- 951
- 00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:29,074
- YOUR FATHER TOLD ME WHEN
- I WAS 16, IN THIS VERY ROOM,
- 952
- 00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,676
- THAT I WAS INFERTILE
- AND THAT I COULD NEVER
- HAVE CHILDREN.
- 953
- 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:34,412
- ACCORDING TO YOUR
- "HGC" LEVELS,
- 954
- 00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,248
- I'D SAY YOU'RE SOMEWHERE
- BETWEEN 9 AND 12 WEEKS ALONG.
- 955
- 00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:38,516
- -WHAT?
- -MM-HMM.
- 956
- 00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:42,087
- -WEEKS? PLURAL?
- -THAT'S RIGHT.
- 957
- 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,422
- SO SINCE SHE AND I
- JUST STARTED FUCKING
- A FEW DAYS AGO,
- 958
- 00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,557
- THERE'S NO WAY THIS KID
- COULD BE MINE, RIGHT?
- 959
- 00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,493
- -NO, THAT DOESN'T--
- -UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, NO.
- 960
- 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:51,696
- HA HA! I KNEW IT.
- WOO-HOO!
- 961
- 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,264
- -YEAH!
- -PLEASE, THAT DOESN'T
- MAKE ANY SENSE.
- 962
- 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:56,434
- [SINGING]
- 963
- 00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:58,269
- VIC, WILL YOU
- PLEASE SHUT UP?
- 964
- 00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,438
- -WHAT? THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
- -MAYBE FOR YOU.
- 965
- 00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,607
- HOW COULD I NOT KNOW
- THAT I WAS PREGNANT?
- 966
- 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,509
- WELL, YOUR PERIODS HAVE
- ALWAYS BEEN IRREGULAR,
- 967
- 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,977
- SO IT'S NO WONDER
- YOU MISSED IT.
- 968
- 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,212
- NOT TO MENTION
- ALL THE DRINKING.
- 969
- 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:09,314
- I SWEAR TO GOD, VIC,
- SHUT UP.
- 970
- 00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,116
- WHAT? IT'S A GREAT THING
- WE CAME IN HERE
- 971
- 00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:13,151
- OR YOU COULD HAVE HAD A BABY
- IN THE TOILET OR SOMETHING.
- 972
- 00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:16,754
- -OH, MY GOD.
- -WHAT? THIS SHIT HAPPENS
- ALL THE TIME, RIGHT, DOC?
- 973
- 00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,456
- UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
- I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU
- 974
- 00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,291
- DOWN TO COUNTY
- AND GET AN ULTRASOUND,
- 975
- 00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:21,692
- -SO WE CAN GET
- A MORE ACCURATE--
- -NO, NO, NO!
- 976
- 00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,628
- YOU KNOW I HATE HOSPITALS.
- YOU KNOW THAT.
- 977
- 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,496
- AND I DON'T CARE
- WHAT YOUR TEST SAYS,
- 978
- 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,198
- I AM NOT PREGNANT.
- 979
- 00:49:27,232 --> 00:49:28,599
- AND WOULD YOU
- PLEASE STOP POINTING
- 980
- 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,501
- THAT GODDAMN THING AT ME?
- 981
- 00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:31,502
- GET OUT OF THE WAY.
- 982
- 00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,304
- [SKOT]
- SORRY, JESSA.
- 983
- 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,213
- [MITCH]
- MY THOUGHTS ON THE DISCOVERY
- AT THE HOSPITAL?
- 984
- 00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:44,049
- WELL, THE X-RAY IS NICE,
- 985
- 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:47,485
- BUT THE IMPLANT ITSELF WOULD
- HAVE BEEN IMMENSELY VALUABLE.
- 986
- 00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:51,489
- BEYOND THAT, THE ONLY
- OTHER POSITIVE DISCOVERY,
- 987
- 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:54,792
- NOT TO DISHONOR
- MISS GWILLIAMS IN ANY WAY,
- 988
- 00:49:54,825 --> 00:50:00,098
- IS THAT THERE WILL BE NO
- OFFSPRING FROM MISTER SINGE.
- 989
- 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,603
- -[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- -[CRICKETS CHIRP]
- 990
- 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:18,183
- WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP?
- 991
- 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:21,819
- THANK YOU.
- 992
- 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,355
- [SKOT]
- UH, JESSA, YOU MIND IF
- I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS
- 993
- 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,823
- ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
- AT THE DOCTOR'S?
- 994
- 00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,359
- YES, SKOT, I DON'T WANT
- TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- 995
- 00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:32,263
- I JUST-- I JUST NEED
- SOME TIME TO PROCESS IT.
- 996
- 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:33,564
- IF I KNEW YOU WERE
- GONNA BE VIDEOTAPING ME
- 997
- 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,300
- EVERY GODDAMN
- MINUTE OF MY LIFE,
- 998
- 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,667
- I WOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT YOU.
- 999
- 00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,304
- [SKOT]
- I'M JUST TRYING
- TO BE THOROUGH.
- 1000
- 00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:41,772
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- 1001
- 00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,542
- WHAT, THE PERSON
- THAT DRIVES RULES THE RADIO.
- 1002
- 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,377
- NOT WHERE I COME FROM.
- 1003
- 00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:48,213
- WELL, WHERE I COME FROM,
- IT DOES.
- 1004
- 00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:49,714
- I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
- WHERE YOU COME FROM
- 1005
- 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,382
- OR WHAT THE FUCK
- PEOPLE DO THERE.
- 1006
- 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,718
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- 1007
- 00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:57,222
- -I'M THIS MANY.
- -UH-HUHR.
- 1008
- 00:50:57,255 --> 00:51:00,858
- OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
- OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
- 1009
- 00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,793
- -WHAT'S HAPPENING? OH, FUCK.
- -OH, CHRIST.
- 1010
- 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,729
- DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST
- RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS.
- 1011
- 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:07,232
- HOW COULD I RUN OUT OF GAS?
- IT'S YOUR CAR.
- 1012
- 00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,101
- -[ENGINE STALLS]
- -SHIT. SHIT.
- 1013
- 00:51:10,135 --> 00:51:12,637
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
- WHY ARE WE ON THIS ROAD?
- 1014
- 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,205
- I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE
- FUCKING DRIVING.
- 1015
- 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,606
- NO, NO, NO.
- THIS ISN'T THE WAY
- TO MY HOUSE.
- 1016
- 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,741
- WE SHOULDN'T BE
- ON THIS ROAD.
- 1017
- 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,576
- SHH, LISTEN.
- 1018
- 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:19,744
- [FART, BELCH]
- 1019
- 00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,879
- SHIT, VIC,
- IT'S NOT FUNNY.
- 1020
- 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,881
- WE SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS ROAD.
- WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
- 1021
- 00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,251
- WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
- YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
- 1022
- 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,418
- YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,
- 1023
- 00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,586
- YOU HAVE TO GET ME
- OUT OF HERE.
- 1024
- 00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,821
- [ELECTRONIC HUMMING]
- 1025
- 00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:39,597
- -[SKOT] WEIRD.
- -JESSA? YOU OKAY?
- 1026
- 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,267
- [FINGERS SNAPPING]
- YOU OKAY?
- 1027
- 00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,435
- [JESSA]
- HEY, JIM.
- 1028
- 00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:48,439
- NO, MY CAR JUST DIED.
- 1029
- 00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:50,608
- -JUST?
- -YEAH.
- 1030
- 00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:52,610
- I GOT A CALL DESCRIBING
- THIS CAR IN THIS VERY LOCATION
- 1031
- 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,911
- ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.
- 1032
- 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:57,615
- -WHAT?
- -[SKOT] HOUR AND A HALF?
- 1033
- 00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:01,786
- THEM PESKY ALIENS BOTHERING
- YOU AGAIN, JESSA?
- 1034
- 00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,221
- THAT'S NOT FUNNY, JIM.
- 1035
- 00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:04,622
- [SKOT] 8:41?
- THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
- 1036
- 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,191
- NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- 1037
- 00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,625
- SON, WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA?
- 1038
- 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:08,926
- [SKOT]
- OH, THIS CAMERA?
- 1039
- 00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,928
- WELL, SEE,
- I'M WITH THE CIVILIAN--
- 1040
- 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,430
- [COUGHING]
- 1041
- 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,932
- WE'RE INVESTIGATING
- A POSSIBLE--
- 1042
- 00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,635
- -[VIC COUGHING]
- -WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- 1043
- 00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:19,404
- Y'ALL MAKING
- A PORNO OR SOMETHING?
- 1044
- 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,472
- -OH, JIM, COME ON.
- -[SKOT] NO, NO.
- 1045
- 00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:23,174
- -[VIC] I WISH.
- -YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.
- 1046
- 00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,342
- ALL RIGHT,
- I'M GONNA NEED YOU ALL
- 1047
- 00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,810
- TO EXIT THE VEHICLE
- RIGHT NOW.
- 1048
- 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,478
- SON, TURN THE CAMERA OFF,
- GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE.
- 1049
- 00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:30,215
- -LET'S GO. CAMERA OFF.
- -JIM.
- 1050
- 00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:34,485
- SO, ONE SECOND
- JESSA IS FREAKING OUT,
- 1051
- 00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,954
- AND THEN THE NEXT
- THE POLICE OFFICER
- 1052
- 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,190
- IS SHINING HIS LIGHT
- IN THE CAR.
- 1053
- 00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:42,660
- SO WE LEFT THE DOCTOR'S
- OFFICE AT 6:15,
- 1054
- 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:45,763
- AND JESSA'S HOUSE
- IS ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY.
- 1055
- 00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:49,334
- AND IT'S ONE ROAD,
- SO SOMEHOW SHE GETS LOST?
- 1056
- 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:52,503
- YOU KNOW I'VE HEARD
- THAT ALIENS WILL OFTEN
- 1057
- 00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:55,406
- DIRECT PEOPLE OFF
- INTO A SECLUDED PLACE
- 1058
- 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,675
- WHEN THEY WANT TO
- ABDUCT THEM.
- 1059
- 00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:02,713
- BUT THEN, GET THIS,
- IT WAS SUDDENLY 8:41.
- 1060
- 00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:06,917
- 6:15 TO 8:41.
- WE LOST TWO HOURS.
- 1061
- 00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,854
- SO I CALLED THE SKYFOREST
- POLICE DEPARTMENT
- 1062
- 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:13,991
- TO TRY AND SPEAK
- TO THE DEPUTY WHO FOUND US.
- 1063
- 00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:16,694
- HE'S NOT RETURNING
- MY PHONE CALLS.
- 1064
- 00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:19,196
- IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING.
- 1065
- 00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:24,535
- -WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE!
- -CALM DOWN!
- 1066
- 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:25,836
- YOU GUYS HAVE TO
- GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- 1067
- 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,773
- -CALM DOWN!
- -GET ME OUT OF HERE!
- 1068
- 00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:35,212
- [DISTORTED VOICES]
- 1069
- 00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,582
- [DISTORTED]
- WE SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS ROAD.
- WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
- 1070
- 00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:13,751
- WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
- YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
- 1071
- 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:14,919
- YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
- 1072
- 00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,287
- YOU HAVE TO GET ME
- OUT OF HERE.
- 1073
- 00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:18,556
- [DISTORTION INTENSIFIES]
- 1074
- 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,942
- [MAN]
- SO, IN YOUR WORDS,
- 1075
- 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,611
- WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
- 1076
- 00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:43,448
- WELL, AGAIN, I WAS THERE.
- 1077
- 00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:45,616
- I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
- 1078
- 00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,418
- JESSA WAS ABDUCTED.
- 1079
- 00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,091
- IF YOU DON'T
- FUCKING BELIEVE IT,
- 1080
- 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,093
- THEN FIRST OF ALL,
- GO FUCK YOURSELF.
- 1081
- 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,463
- BUT SECOND OF ALL,
- WE LATER FOUND OUT THE REASON
- 1082
- 00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,631
- SHERIFF ROSCOE P. COLTRANE
- 1083
- 00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:04,034
- OR WHATEVER
- THE FUCK HIS NAME WAS
- LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY
- 1084
- 00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:05,970
- WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS
- A SHITLOAD OF POLICE ACTIVITY
- 1085
- 00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,473
- GOING DOWN THAT NIGHT
- ACROSS SEVERAL COUNTIES,
- 1086
- 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:10,808
- COMPLETELY BACKING UP
- WHAT HAPPENED TO US,
- 1087
- 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,477
- WHICH I'M SURE YOU
- WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE,
- 1088
- 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:15,646
- SO, BILL, BACK TO YOU
- IN THE STUDIO.
- 1089
- 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,582
- [BELCHES]
- 1090
- 00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:20,818
- [DISPATCH]
- UH, WE JUST RECEIVED
- A CALL FROM CEDAR GLEN.
- 1091
- 00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:23,053
- APPARENTLY AN OFFICER THERE
- WITNESSED A FLYING OBJECT
- 1092
- 00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:26,491
- OVER THE VICINITY
- OF SKYFOREST.
- 1093
- 00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:28,493
- [OFFICER]
- DID YOU SAY, "FLYING OBJECT"?
- 1094
- 00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,027
- [DISPATCH]
- AFFIRMATIVE.
- 1095
- 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,997
- THEY DESCRIBED IT AS BEING
- DOME-SHAPED, RATHER LARGE,
- 1096
- 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,999
- NO ILLUMINATION,
- AND IT WAS LAST SEEN
- 1097
- 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:38,503
- MOVING WEST
- PARALLEL TO HIGHWAY 18.
- 1098
- 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,439
- [OFFICER]
- I'M RIGHT THERE.
- I'LL HAVE A LOOK AROUND.
- 1099
- 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,678
- BE ADVISED, I SEE SOMETHING
- COMING OVER THE TREES NOW.
- 1100
- 00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:51,416
- -[RADIO STATIC]
- -WHAT IS THAT THING?
- 1101
- 00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:54,151
- OH, MY G--
- 1102
- 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:58,889
- [DISPATCH] OFFICER?
- OFFICER, DO YOU READ?
- 1103
- 00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:02,527
- [OFFICER]
- MY VEHICLE JUST WENT
- HAYWIRE ON ME!
- 1104
- 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,794
- [DISPATCH]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
- 1105
- 00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,430
- [OFFICER]
- THE HELL IF I KNOW.
- 1106
- 00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,164
- NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
- LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
- 1107
- 00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,535
- [DISPATCH]
- OKAY, I'M REALLY
- FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
- 1108
- 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:13,037
- [OFFICER]
- BETTER CALL EDWARDS,
- THEN CONTACT ARROWHEAD P.D.
- 1109
- 00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,540
- THEIR GUYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO
- SEE THIS THING BY NOW.
- 1110
- 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,174
- [ARROWHEAD OFFICER]
- 25-50, I SEE SOMETHING
- TO THE SOUTH,
- 1111
- 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,544
- BUT I COULDN'T TELL
- YOU WHAT IT IS.
- 1112
- 00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:21,612
- [DISPATCH]
- WELL, WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?
- 1113
- 00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:24,482
- [ARROWHEAD OFFICER]
- IT'S MOVING WEST,
- STRAIGHT FOR TWIN PEAKS.
- 1114
- 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,183
- [RADIO STATIC]
- 1115
- 00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:28,553
- [TWIN PEAKS OFFICER]
- YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING
- APPROACHING.
- 1116
- 00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,421
- COULD BE A BLIMP, MAYBE.
- 1117
- 00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,557
- OH, HOLD ON. SOMETHING--
- 1118
- 00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:34,725
- THERE'S SOME KIND OF
- BLUE LIGHT ON THE BOTTOM.
- 1119
- 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,061
- WHOA! HOLY SHINOLA!
- 1120
- 00:56:37,094 --> 00:56:39,163
- THAT THING JUST SHOT UP
- LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!
- 1121
- 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,566
- -RIGHT UP INTO THE SKY!
- -[PHONES RINGING]
- 1122
- 00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,834
- [DISPATCH]
- OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.
- 1123
- 00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:01,752
- "IN THE EVENT OF A WITNESS
- CLAIMING MISSING TIME,
- 1124
- 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,153
- THE USE OF REGRESSION HYPNOSIS
- 1125
- 00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:06,090
- HAS BECOME A SIGNIFICANT
- TOOL OF UFOLOGY,
- 1126
- 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:08,593
- BUT SHOULD ONLY BE CONDUCTED
- 1127
- 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:11,696
- BY A MEDICALLY-TRAINED
- PRACTITIONER."
- 1128
- 00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:13,097
- I JUST LEFT A MESSAGE
- 1129
- 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,232
- WITH A HYPNOTIC
- REGRESSION SPECIALIST,
- 1130
- 00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,767
- DOCTOR FELINDA WASCO,
- 1131
- 00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,603
- TO SEE IF SHE'LL COME HELP US
- 1132
- 00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,170
- TRY AND FIGURE OUT
- WHAT HAPPENED.
- 1133
- 00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:24,141
- [CRICKETS CHIRPING]
- 1134
- 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:27,878
- I THINK THERE'S
- SOMETHING ON THE ROOF.
- 1135
- 00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:31,949
- [THUMPING]
- 1136
- 00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,785
- OH, MY GOSH.
- OH, MY GOSH.
- 1137
- 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,787
- [THUMPING CONTINUES]
- 1138
- 00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,956
- OH, NO.
- 1139
- 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:40,625
- I THINK IT'S OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
- 1140
- 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:42,026
- OH, GOD.
- 1141
- 00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:47,632
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- 1142
- 00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:50,501
- -[GASPING]
- -[DOOR CREAKING]
- 1143
- 00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:52,570
- [SKOT GASPING]
- 1144
- 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,914
- [DOOR CREAKS]
- 1145
- 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,917
- OH, MY GOD. OH, NO.
- 1146
- 00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,923
- [SKOT GASPING]
- 1147
- 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,727
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- 1148
- 00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:27,104
- [SKOT SIGHS]
- 1149
- 00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:31,842
- I'M PRETTY SURE THAT AN ALIEN
- WAS JUST IN MY ROOM,
- 1150
- 00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:37,848
- AND I'M EMBARRASSED TO SAY
- THAT I GOT SCARED.
- 1151
- 00:58:37,882 --> 00:58:40,317
- GOD, I'M SO STUPID.
- 1152
- 00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:45,856
- I HAD A CHANCE
- TO FINALLY SEE ONE AND--
- 1153
- 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,693
- WHAT WAS I THINKING?
- 1154
- 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:52,697
- I GUESS THE REALIZATION
- THAT THEY'RE REAL,
- 1155
- 00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:55,332
- THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY REAL
- 1156
- 00:58:55,365 --> 00:59:00,337
- AND WERE RIGHT HERE
- IN MY ROOM--
- 1157
- 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,039
- OH, GOD, THE THOUGHT
- OF IT EVEN NOW
- 1158
- 00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:04,141
- JUST FREAKS ME OUT.
- 1159
- 00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,715
- I HOPE THEY COME BACK.
- 1160
- 00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,349
- I HOPE THEY GIVE ME
- ANOTHER CHANCE
- 1161
- 00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,151
- AND COME BACK.
- 1162
- 00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,059
- SON OF A BITCH!
- 1163
- 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:24,061
- WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU
- TELL ME YOU CALLED HER, MAN?
- 1164
- 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,731
- [SKOT]
- YOU GUYS WERE, YOU KNOW,
- IN THE BEDROOM.
- 1165
- 00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,233
- WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
- DID YOU TELL HER I WAS HERE?
- 1166
- 00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,235
- [SKOT]
- YEAH, I TOLD HER I WAS
- ASSISTING YOU ON A CASE.
- 1167
- 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,070
- DID SHE SAY ANYTHING?
- 1168
- 00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:34,739
- [SKOT]
- SHE SEEMED TO KNOW
- WHO YOU WERE/
- 1169
- 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,373
- AS SOON AS I MENTIONED
- YOUR NAME,
- 1170
- 00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,609
- SHE ASKED FOR THE ADDRESS
- AND SAID SHE'D BE RIGHT UP.
- 1171
- 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:41,078
- -FUCK!
- -[JESSA] WHO IS THAT?
- 1172
- 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,246
- ARE YOU GUYS
- EXPECTING SOMEONE?
- 1173
- 00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,380
- -NO.
- -WHAT'S GOING ON VIC?
- 1174
- 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,915
- THANKS TO SKOT.
- 1175
- 00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:46,083
- [SKOT]
- WELL, HOW WAS
- I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
- 1176
- 00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:47,752
- DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?
- 1177
- 00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:49,386
- DO NOT MENTION THAT YOU AND I
- ARE FUCKING, OKAY?
- 1178
- 00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,255
- -WHY?
- -IT'S COMPLICATED.
- 1179
- 00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,090
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
- 1180
- 00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:54,925
- IS THIS WOMAN YOUR
- GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING?
- 1181
- 00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,761
- -NO, NO, NO, IT'S JUST--
- -WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
- 1182
- 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:57,695
- CALM DOWN.
- 1183
- 00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:01,766
- WELL, IF IT AIN'T
- HOUDINI HIM SELF!
- 1184
- 01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:04,769
- -HEH.
- -HEY, FENDY.
- 1185
- 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,772
- AH, SO THIS IS WHERE
- YOUR HAIRY ASS DISAPPEARED TO.
- 1186
- 01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,107
- -YEAH.
- -HMM.
- 1187
- 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,276
- WELL, I KNOW
- WE AIN'T EXCLUSIVE YET, HON,
- 1188
- 01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,411
- BUT YOU CAN RETURN
- A DAMN PHONE CALL, CAN'T YOU?
- 1189
- 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,947
- WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING
- ON A FUCKING CASE.
- 1190
- 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:19,784
- I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
- ABOUT SOME SORRY-ASS CASE.
- 1191
- 01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:23,420
- I AIN'T SOME TOILET YOU DO
- YOUR BUSINESS IN AND LEAVE.
- 1192
- 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:26,791
- I DONE GAVE YOU
- THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT A WOMAN
- COULD EVER GIVE A MAN.
- 1193
- 01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:29,927
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER,
- FOR FUCK'S SAKE?
- 1194
- 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:41,138
- I'M DRIVING,
- AND THE CAR JUST DIES.
- 1195
- 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:44,675
- IT JUST DIES,
- AND THAT'S WHEN I GET
- REALLY SCARED.
- 1196
- 01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,143
- AND WHAT ARE
- YOU SCARED OF, BABY?
- 1197
- 01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,978
- THE TAKERS.
- 1198
- 01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:49,847
- -THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL 'EM?
- -MM-HMM.
- 1199
- 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,149
- SO THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
- THEY'VE COME FOR YOU?
- 1200
- 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:55,352
- UNH-UH.
- THEY'VE COME FOR ME
- LOTS OF TIMES.
- 1201
- 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:58,088
- [VIC FARTS]
- 1202
- 01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,456
- [JESSA]
- I'M PARALYZED. I CAN'T MOVE,
- 1203
- 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,991
- I CAN'T MOVE
- AND I'M GOING UP.
- 1204
- 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:03,160
- OH, GOD, I FEEL DIZZY.
- 1205
- 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:05,162
- THERE'S SOMETHING
- IN THE CLOUDS.
- 1206
- 01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:07,464
- IT'S REALLY BIG,
- LIKE A HOUSE,
- 1207
- 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,167
- AND THERE'S THIS BRIGHT
- BLUE LIGHT SHINING UNDERNEATH.
- 1208
- 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,337
- AND THERE'S
- NO DOOR OR ANYTHING.
- 1209
- 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:16,841
- IT'S JUST GLOWING,
- AND I JUST PASS
- RIGHT THROUGH IT,
- 1210
- 01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,810
- I JUST PASS RIGHT THROUGH IT.
- AND I DON'T-- I DON'T--
- 1211
- 01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,712
- GOD, I HATE THIS PLACE.
- I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
- 1212
- 01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:23,247
- -I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
- -SO YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
- 1213
- 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,149
- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
- LOTS OF TIMES.
- 1214
- 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:28,018
- THEY PUT ME
- ON A TABLE IN A ROOM
- 1215
- 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,186
- THAT HAS ALL THESE SHELVES
- 1216
- 01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:32,089
- AND THESE, UM, INSTRUMENTS.
- 1217
- 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,024
- [MUTTERING]
- 1218
- 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,360
- -WHAT ARE UP TO NOW, GIRL?
- -THEY KEEP--
- 1219
- 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,028
- THE LITTLE ONES KEEP TRYING
- TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF,
- 1220
- 01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,363
- AND I TELL HIM THAT
- I DON'T WANT TO.
- 1221
- 01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,865
- BUT THEY KEEP
- TELLING ME TO RELAX,
- 1222
- 01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:42,833
- THAT EVERYTHING'S
- GONNA BE FINE,
- 1223
- 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:45,035
- EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
- 1224
- 01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:46,303
- OH, SHIT.
- 1225
- 01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:51,308
- THE TALL ONE IS HERE.
- 1226
- 01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:54,144
- HE'S SO TALL
- HE HAS TO CROUCH DOWN TO
- GET THROUGH THE DOOR.
- 1227
- 01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:00,985
- IT'S WILLIAM.
- 1228
- 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,955
- -WILLIAM?
- -MM-HMM.
- 1229
- 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:08,525
- HE WANTS TO KNOW
- IF I LIKE THE PICTURE.
- 1230
- 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,896
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
- HE'S TALKING--
- 1231
- 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:16,066
- OH. THE ELEPHANT.
- 1232
- 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:20,004
- HE KNOWS HOW MUCH
- I LIKE ELEPHANTS.
- 1233
- 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:23,073
- OKAY, NOW THAT'S
- FUCKING WEIRD.
- 1234
- 01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:26,543
- SO YOU'VE KNOWN
- WILLIAM FOR A WHILE?
- 1235
- 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,079
- MM-HMM.
- 1236
- 01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,916
- I GUESS I FORGOT,
- BUT I REMEMBER.
- 1237
- 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,418
- I KNOW HIM.
- 1238
- 01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,753
- I'VE KNOWN HIM
- MY WHOLE LIFE.
- 1239
- 01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:41,992
- CAN YOU DESCRIBE WILLIAM
- TO ME A LITTLE BIT?
- 1240
- 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:47,097
- HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE US--
- 1241
- 01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:51,869
- HUMAN...
- BUT MORE LIKE THEM.
- 1242
- 01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:55,906
- GRAYISH WHITE SKIN,
- 1243
- 01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:00,577
- EYES BLACK.
- 1244
- 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,013
- [SKOT]
- EARLY STAGE HYBRID.
- 1245
- 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,952
- HE SITS TO MY RIGHT
- AND TOUCHES MY HEAD
- 1246
- 01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:11,455
- AND LOOKS INTO MY EYES.
- 1247
- 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:16,026
- I MEAN, HE'S LIKE...
- RIGHT HERE.
- 1248
- 01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:18,462
- "REPORTS SUGGEST
- THAT ALIENS HAVE
- 1249
- 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:21,966
- THE RATHER DISTURBING
- ABILITY TO CONTROL HUMANS
- 1250
- 01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:24,268
- USING A MIND-SCAN PROCEDURE.
- 1251
- 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,971
- BY LOOKING DIRECTLY
- INTO AN ABDUCTEE'S EYES,
- 1252
- 01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,239
- THE ALIEN JOINS
- WITH THEIR NEURAL PATHWAY,
- 1253
- 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:34,078
- MAKING THEM THINK, FEEL,
- VISUALIZE, REMEMBER,
- 1254
- 01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:36,580
- OR DO WHATEVER THEY WANT."
- 1255
- 01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:39,917
- [FELINDA]
- ARE YOU FRIGHTENED WHEN
- HE LOOKS IN YOUR EYES?
- 1256
- 01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:45,189
- AT FIRST, YEAH,
- 1257
- 01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:48,492
- BUT THEN, NO.
- 1258
- 01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:53,330
- HIS EYES ARE SO... DEEP.
- 1259
- 01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:56,500
- WHEN I LOOK IN THEM,
- I FEEL BETTER.
- 1260
- 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,936
- I'M HERE TO HELP HIM.
- 1261
- 01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:03,007
- I WANT TO HELP HIM.
- 1262
- 01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,175
- [FELINDA]
- DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS
- FOR WILLIAM?
- 1263
- 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:08,012
- YES.
- 1264
- 01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:09,579
- HE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.
- 1265
- 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:15,019
- WAIT.
- 1266
- 01:04:15,052 --> 01:04:17,354
- WAIT, HE'S--
- HE'S DOING SOMETHING,
- 1267
- 01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:21,025
- I'M SEEING SOMETHING
- IN MY HEAD.
- 1268
- 01:04:23,393 --> 01:04:27,531
- SEVEN CHILDREN,
- DIFFERENT AGES--
- 1269
- 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:30,600
- THEY ALL LOOK LIKE HIM.
- 1270
- 01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:36,540
- THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ME, TOO.
- OH, MY GOD.
- 1271
- 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:41,545
- OH, MY GOD,
- HE'S SHOWING ME OUR CHILDREN.
- 1272
- 01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,380
- I'M BEGGING HIM
- AND I'M BEGGING HIM
- 1273
- 01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,215
- NOT TO TAKE
- MY BABY THIS TIME
- 1274
- 01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,684
- AND LET ME KEEP THIS ONE,
- BUT HE SAYS NO.
- 1275
- 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:51,221
- HE SAYS, NO, THAT ALL
- OF THE BABIES BELONG TO HIM
- 1276
- 01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,622
- AND SO DO I.
- 1277
- 01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:59,063
- [MOANING]
- 1278
- 01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,265
- I CAN FEEL HIM
- INSIDE ME NOW.
- 1279
- 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,067
- WHOA, IS THIS
- ASSHOLE FUCKING YOU?
- 1280
- 01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,402
- NO, IT'S AN INSTRUMENT.
- 1281
- 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:07,938
- -HE'S EXAMINING YOU?
- -UH-HUH.
- 1282
- 01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:10,240
- BUT SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG.
- 1283
- 01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:15,245
- HE'S USUALLY VERY SWEET,
- BUT HE'S-- HE'S REALLY UPSET.
- 1284
- 01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:18,548
- HE'S REALLY UPSET.
- I'VE NEVER FELT THIS
- FROM HIM BEFORE.
- 1285
- 01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:21,418
- -HE'S JEALOUS.
- -WHY IS WILLIAM JEALOUS?
- 1286
- 01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:23,420
- OH, MY GOD,
- HE'S REALLY ANGRY WITH ME.
- 1287
- 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,589
- HE'S REALLY MAD.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
- LIKE THIS BEFORE.
- 1288
- 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:27,257
- YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
- TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
- 1289
- 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:29,426
- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
- YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.
- 1290
- 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:32,096
- WE HAVE TO GET OUT.
- WE HAVE TO GET OUT.
- 1291
- 01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,431
- -YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT!
- -YOU ARE CALMING DOWN.
- 1292
- 01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:37,267
- -I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
- -MY HAND IS ON YOUR FOREHEAD
- 1293
- 01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:40,104
- AND YOU ARE CALMING DOWN.
- 1294
- 01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,139
- NOW WHY IS WILLIAM SO UPSET?
- 1295
- 01:05:44,474 --> 01:05:47,111
- HE DOESN'T WANT ME HAVING
- SEX WITH VIC ANYMORE.
- 1296
- 01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:50,080
- -HE SAYS IF I DON'T STOP--
- -OOH!
- 1297
- 01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:55,752
- I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
- I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
- 1298
- 01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,123
- SAY SAYONARA TO THIS HERE
- MAGIC PUSSY, ASSHOLE,
- 1299
- 01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,291
- BECAUSE THE BEST FRIEND
- YOUR DICK EVER HAD
- 1300
- 01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:02,759
- HAS CLOSED UP FOR BUSINESS,
- 1301
- 01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,561
- YOU CHEATING-ASS
- SON OF A BITCH!
- 1302
- 01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:06,363
- -FUCK YOU.
- -DROVE MY ASS UP HERE
- 1303
- 01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,631
- FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS,
- 1304
- 01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,133
- AND HE'S UP HERE CHEATING...
- 1305
- 01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,634
- FUCK OFF.
- 1306
- 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:13,303
- GET THAT COUNTRY-ASS BITCH
- OFF MY TABLE!
- 1307
- 01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:14,404
- [SKOT] OKAY.
- 1308
- 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,142
- JESSA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- 1309
- 01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:19,643
- [SNIFFLES]
- 1310
- 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:24,381
- I'M NOT CRAZY.
- I'M NOT CRAZY.
- 1311
- 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:25,715
- "RECALLING ABDUCTION MEMORIES
- 1312
- 01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:28,352
- CAN BE BOTH DANGEROUS
- AND DIFFICULT,
- 1313
- 01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:30,454
- BECAUSE ABDUCTEES AREN'T
- SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER
- 1314
- 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,156
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.
- 1315
- 01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:35,559
- THE PURPOSE IS TO KEEP
- THE ABDUCTION PROGRAM A SECRET,
- 1316
- 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:38,795
- AND THIS METHOD HAS
- BEEN EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL...
- 1317
- 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,198
- FOR THE ALIENS,
- 1318
- 01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:44,168
- BUT OFTEN TRAUMATIC
- FOR THEIR SUBJECTS."
- 1319
- 01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:51,075
- HEY, JESSA?
- 1320
- 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:56,280
- CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
- HOW YOU'RE FEELING?
- 1321
- 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,818
- ALONE.
- 1322
- 01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,287
- TERRIFIED.
- 1323
- 01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:09,126
- FALLING APART.
- 1324
- 01:07:14,398 --> 01:07:19,369
- YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS KNEW
- THAT THERE WERE GAPS OF TIME
- MISSING FROM MY LIFE.
- 1325
- 01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:20,470
- YOU KNOW, LIKE...
- 1326
- 01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,142
- I GUESS I JUST LEARNED
- TO ACCEPT IT.
- 1327
- 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:28,812
- [SKOT]
- WHAT WAS THE EARLIEST
- RECOLLECTION
- 1328
- 01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:31,781
- YOU HAVE OF THEM
- COMING FOR YOU?
- 1329
- 01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:39,489
- I DON'T REALLY
- REMEMBER THEM...
- 1330
- 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,291
- SO MUCH AS THE FEAR...
- 1331
- 01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,563
- BEING DEATHLY
- AFRAID OF THE DARK.
- 1332
- 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:57,341
- I REMEMBER MONSTERS
- 1333
- 01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:58,808
- COMING TO VISIT
- MY ROOM AT NIGHT.
- 1334
- 01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:04,181
- BUT MY PARENTS DIDN'T
- TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
- 1335
- 01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:07,551
- THEY JUST SAID I HAD
- AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.
- 1336
- 01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,355
- MY FRIENDS MADE FUN OF ME.
- 1337
- 01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:16,693
- SO I LEARNED
- NOT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT
- WAS HAPPENING TO ME.
- 1338
- 01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:20,364
- [SKOT]
- LIKE WHAT?
- 1339
- 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:27,704
- UM, I WAS 16...
- 1340
- 01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:34,611
- AND I-- I WOKE UP
- OUT IN THE YARD.
- 1341
- 01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:38,415
- I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS LIKE,
- FOUR IN THE MORNING
- 1342
- 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:42,219
- AND ALL THE DOORS
- AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED.
- 1343
- 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:50,294
- I JUST REMEMBER
- FEELING SO HOPELESS,
- 1344
- 01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:52,462
- BECAUSE I KNEW I HAD
- NO ACCEPTABLE EXPLANATION
- 1345
- 01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,532
- FOR HOW I GOT THERE.
- 1346
- 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,838
- SO WHEN I FINALLY DID
- RING THE DOORBELL,
- 1347
- 01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,173
- MY MOM ANSWERED THE DOOR,
- 1348
- 01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:04,574
- AND SHE WAS UPSET,
- OF COURSE.
- 1349
- 01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:11,581
- SHE THOUGHT I HAD SNUCK OUT
- TO MEET A BOY.
- 1350
- 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,753
- GOD, HOW I WISH
- THAT WERE TRUE.
- 1351
- 01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:22,326
- SO I TOLD HER
- I WAS SLEEPWALKING
- OR SOMETHING,
- 1352
- 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:25,429
- AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME,
- SO I WAS GROUNDED FOR WEEKS.
- 1353
- 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:36,773
- I GUESS I JUST ACCEPTED IT
- LIKE IT WAS NORMAL.
- 1354
- 01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:42,812
- BUT I KNEW WHEN I ASKED
- THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOL...
- 1355
- 01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,784
- THIS WASN'T HAPPENING TO THEM.
- 1356
- 01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:54,791
- THEY WERE SLEEPING THROUGH
- THE NIGHT PEACEFULLY.
- 1357
- 01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,397
- WHY?
- 1358
- 01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:05,635
- WHY DID THEY
- HAVE TO PICK ME?
- 1359
- 01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,749
- WHERE IS ALL THIS DAMN
- CANDY COMING FROM?
- 1360
- 01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,385
- [SKOT] SORRY.
- 1361
- 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,553
- AFTER JESSA'S
- HYPNOTIC REGRESSION,
- 1362
- 01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:25,555
- SHE MADE ALL THESE SKETCHES.
- 1363
- 01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:27,023
- THESE ARE THINGS
- THAT SHE BELIEVES
- 1364
- 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,293
- HAVE BEEN HAPPENING TO HER
- SINCE SHE WAS A KID.
- 1365
- 01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:31,395
- LOOK AT THAT.
- 1366
- 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,563
- IF THEY REALLY
- ARE HER MEMORIES,
- 1367
- 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:37,734
- THEN SHE HAS ACTUALLY
- BEEN INSIDE A UFO.
- 1368
- 01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,803
- I WISH THEY'D TAKE ME
- INTO THEIR SHIP.
- 1369
- 01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:42,038
- IT MUST BE SO COOL.
- 1370
- 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,973
- THERE'S WILLIAM.
- 1371
- 01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,911
- DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE
- AN ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRID--
- 1372
- 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:52,749
- EARLY STAGE, JUDGING BY
- THE ABNORMALLY LONG LIMBS
- AND BIZARRE FEATURES.
- 1373
- 01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,485
- DON'T THINK
- I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY.
- 1374
- 01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:59,756
- THE GRAYS ARE VERY CLINICAL,
- AND THEY HAVE NO EMOTION.
- 1375
- 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,292
- THEY ACT ACCORDING TO
- A WELL-DEFINED HIERARCHY,
- 1376
- 01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,861
- AND THEY'RE CONSIDERED MORE
- PROFESSIONAL, PREDICTABLE.
- 1377
- 01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:07,297
- THE HYBRIDS,
- ON THE OTHER HAND,
- 1378
- 01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,599
- WE DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT,
- 1379
- 01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:12,001
- BUT WE DO KNOW
- THEY EXPERIENCE EMOTION
- 1380
- 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:14,371
- THE WAY THE GRAYS DO NOT.
- 1381
- 01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:17,607
- THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO
- LAUGH, CRY,
- 1382
- 01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:21,445
- APPEAR SAD, ANGRY, HAPPY,
- 1383
- 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:24,614
- AND SO FORTH-- JEALOUS.
- 1384
- 01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:28,885
- IN ESSENCE,
- IT'S THEIR VERY HUMANNESS
- 1385
- 01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:31,421
- THAT MAKES THEM
- UNPREDICTABLE.
- 1386
- 01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:36,493
- WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION,
- 1387
- 01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:39,062
- ARE THEY THE MONSTERS
- 1388
- 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:40,597
- OR ARE WE?
- 1389
- 01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:44,734
- [CLATTER]
- 1390
- 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,576
- [VIC]
- YO, ANY IDEA HOW MUCH LONGER
- YOU'RE GONNA BE DEPRESSED?
- 1391
- 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:56,880
- FUCK.
- 1392
- 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,650
- WENT AND GOT YOU
- A COUPLE THINGS.
- 1393
- 01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,352
- GOT YOU A BOOK--
- 1394
- 01:12:02,386 --> 01:12:06,356
- "HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF
- AGAINST ALIEN ABDUCTIONS."
- 1395
- 01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,457
- RIGHT.
- 1396
- 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,761
- TA-DA!
- 1397
- 01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:14,464
- COME ON, YOU KNOW
- HOW MUCH IT IS AGAINST
- VIC SINGE'S CODE
- 1398
- 01:12:14,498 --> 01:12:16,933
- TO BUY PINK SHIT.
- 1399
- 01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:19,536
- GIVE ME A SMILE,
- WOULD YOU?
- 1400
- 01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:23,807
- UNH, UNH! YEAH!
- 1401
- 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,942
- THAT'S MY GIRL.
- 1402
- 01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:28,978
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- 1403
- 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:31,515
- [SKOT]
- I'M JUST TRYING TO DOCUMENT
- 1404
- 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,149
- -WHAT JESSA'S GOING THROUGH.
- -WELL, DOCUMENT THIS
- 1405
- 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,851
- WITH A LITTLE
- "FUCK YOU" SAUCE.
- 1406
- 01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:36,520
- [SKOT]
- NO, WAIT, WAIT. VIC!
- VIC, WAIT.
- 1407
- 01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:38,522
- I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING
- TO HER IS AMAZING.
- 1408
- 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:40,156
- I MEAN, WHY DO YOU THINK
- I JOINED THE C.D.U.?
- 1409
- 01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,692
- I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO
- MEET AN ALIEN FACE TO FACE,
- 1410
- 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:45,395
- TO KNOW WITHOUT
- A DOUBT THAT THEY EXIST.
- 1411
- 01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,030
- I THINK SHE'S LUCKY.
- 1412
- 01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:47,964
- LUCKY?
- 1413
- 01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:51,134
- LUCKY?
- 1414
- 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:54,037
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
- 1415
- 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,706
- THESE ARE NOT
- THE FRIENDLY LITTLE E.T.'S
- 1416
- 01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,808
- YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH
- AS A KID, SKOT.
- 1417
- 01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:00,444
- THESE ARE MONSTERS.
- 1418
- 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:03,813
- THESE ARE MONSTERS
- THAT HAVE BEEN STEALING ME,
- 1419
- 01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:07,116
- STEALING MY BODY
- AND MOMENTS OF MY LIFE
- 1420
- 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:09,653
- THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
- EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.
- 1421
- 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:10,954
- AND LOOK AT ME.
- 1422
- 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:13,156
- LOOK AT ME,
- THEY'RE USING ME,
- 1423
- 01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,759
- MY BODY, LIKE SOME KIND
- OF GODDAMN INCUBATOR
- 1424
- 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:17,594
- FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT.
- 1425
- 01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:19,829
- AND I AM BARELY
- HUMAN ANYMORE.
- 1426
- 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:22,198
- -YOU THINK I'M LUCKY, SKOT?
- -[SKOT] I'M SORRY, JESSA.
- 1427
- 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,467
- I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.
- 1428
- 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,502
- THINK ABOUT IT.
- USE YOUR BRAIN.
- 1429
- 01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:27,637
- HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN
- ABOUT ALIENS, HUH?
- 1430
- 01:13:27,671 --> 01:13:28,972
- HOW LONG?
- 1431
- 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,139
- IF THEY WERE REALLY
- HERE TO HELP US,
- 1432
- 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:31,908
- THEY WOULD HAVE DONE
- IT BY NOW.
- 1433
- 01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:33,209
- [SKOT]
- YEAH, I GUESS
- I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.
- 1434
- 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,611
- NO, YOU DON'T SEE.
- 1435
- 01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:36,045
- YOU DON'T SEE, SKOT.
- THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
- 1436
- 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:37,814
- YOU DON'T SEE
- THAT THEY ARE SNEAKY,
- 1437
- 01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:39,182
- AND THEY ARE SELFISH,
- 1438
- 01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:41,985
- AND THEY ARE USING US
- TO HELP THEMSELVES.
- 1439
- 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:45,054
- [SKOT STUTTERS]
- WAS, UH--
- 1440
- 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,189
- DID YOU DOCUMENT
- THAT, DUMBASS?
- 1441
- 01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:47,223
- [SKOT]
- SHUT UP.
- 1442
- 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,592
- I CONSIDER MISS GWILLIAMS
- 1443
- 01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,594
- TO BE A VICTIM IN ALL THIS.
- 1444
- 01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:53,597
- WHAT HE DID WAS
- UNDENIABLY INAPPROPRIATE
- 1445
- 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:54,964
- AND AGAINST
- THE CODE OF ETHICS
- 1446
- 01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:57,601
- OUTLINED IN
- THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK.
- 1447
- 01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:59,503
- [MAN]
- THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
- ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP?
- 1448
- 01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:02,772
- IF YOU'RE ASKING ME TO ANSWER
- FROM A POSITION OF EMPATHY,
- 1449
- 01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:06,543
- YES, I FIND THE OUTCOME
- OF THE EVENTS AT SKYFOREST
- 1450
- 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,513
- TO BE TRULY SADDENING.
- 1451
- 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,548
- AND UNLIKELY AS IT MAY SEEM,
- 1452
- 01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:15,251
- IT APPEARS THAT MISTER SINGE
- 1453
- 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,755
- DEVELOPED GENUINE FEELINGS
- FOR MISS GWILLIAMS.
- 1454
- 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,257
- EVEN MORE UNLIKELY,
- 1455
- 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,893
- SHE DEVELOPED FEELINGS
- FOR HIM.
- 1456
- 01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:42,111
- YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY
- UNDERSTOOD THE HORRORS
- 1457
- 01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:47,216
- OF WHAT JESSA'S BEEN
- GOING THROUGH UNTIL NOW.
- 1458
- 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,921
- I THINK IT FINALLY
- JUST HIT ME
- 1459
- 01:14:51,955 --> 01:14:54,658
- THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER
- 1460
- 01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:58,762
- AND TO US IS REAL,
- 1461
- 01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:00,997
- AND NOT IN
- SOME MIRACULOUS WAY.
- 1462
- 01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:05,869
- THIS ISN'T A GAME
- OR A FUN LITTLE ADVENTURE.
- 1463
- 01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:09,706
- A PERSON'S LIFE AND
- WELL-BEING ARE AT STAKE HERE.
- 1464
- 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,777
- I MEAN, THESE ALIENS ARE
- USING THIS POOR WOMAN'S BODY
- 1465
- 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:18,548
- TO GROW BABIES,
- AND THEN JUST TAKING THEM.
- 1466
- 01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,952
- AND EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN
- ERASING HER MEMORIES
- 1467
- 01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:26,155
- OF ALL THESE EXPERIENCES,
- 1468
- 01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:30,860
- I THINK STILL
- SOMEHOW SHE KNOWS.
- 1469
- 01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:36,700
- AND THAT IS WHAT
- HAS TORTURED HER ALL HER LIFE.
- 1470
- 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,235
- I'M STARTING TO THINK
- THAT MORE QUALIFIED PEOPLE
- 1471
- 01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:42,171
- SHOULD BE HERE HELPING HER.
- 1472
- 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:46,643
- YOU KNOW, THE WORLD
- REALLY NEEDS TO START TAKING
- THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY
- 1473
- 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,978
- AND PRESSURE THE GOVERNMENT
- TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
- 1474
- 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:52,181
- TO HELP PROTECT
- PEOPLE LIKE JESSA.
- 1475
- 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:55,652
- BUT I GUESS
- THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
- 1476
- 01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,120
- YOU TELL ANYONE
- ABOUT THIS STUFF,
- 1477
- 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:59,923
- THE POLICE, THE GOVERNMENT,
- 1478
- 01:15:59,956 --> 01:16:02,692
- AND THEY JUST THINK
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
- 1479
- 01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:09,833
- OR MAYBE-- MAYBE
- THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING
- 1480
- 01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,100
- BECAUSE THEY KNOW
- THEY CAN'T CONTROL
- 1481
- 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,336
- TECHNOLOGICALLY
- SUPERIOR BEINGS.
- 1482
- 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:17,240
- [DOGS BARKING]
- 1483
- 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:21,645
- WHOA. THE DOGS
- ARE BARKING AGAIN.
- 1484
- 01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:27,383
- [BARKING CONTINUES]
- 1485
- 01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,786
- THE DOGS ARE REALLY BARKING.
- 1486
- 01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:31,320
- I THINK THERE'S
- SOMETHING OUT THERE.
- 1487
- 01:16:40,864 --> 01:16:41,931
- [GASPS]
- 1488
- 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,935
- OH, THEY'RE BACK.
- 1489
- 01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:49,138
- OKAY, OKAY,
- DON'T BE AFRAID.
- 1490
- 01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:50,406
- THIS ISN'T
- ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.
- 1491
- 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,877
- THIS IS ABOUT JESSA.
- 1492
- 01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:57,947
- IF IT'S A GRAY,
- MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE THEM
- TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
- 1493
- 01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:00,083
- MAYBE I CAN REASON WITH THEM.
- 1494
- 01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:06,890
- OKAY. HERE GOES.
- 1495
- 01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,063
- [BARKING CONTINUES]
- 1496
- 01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:37,353
- -[MOANING]
- -[BED SQUEAKING]
- 1497
- 01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:38,988
- REALLY?
- 1498
- 01:17:39,022 --> 01:17:40,824
- [SIGHS]
- 1499
- 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,993
- [VIC]
- YEAH! WHOO!
- 1500
- 01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:46,462
- [SQUEAKING CONTINUES]
- 1501
- 01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,265
- -[CLATTER]
- -[SKOT] WHOA.
- 1502
- 01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:51,968
- WHAT THE HECK?
- 1503
- 01:17:56,472 --> 01:17:59,008
- OH, JEEZ.
- 1504
- 01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,210
- WHY AM I DOING THIS ALONE?
- 1505
- 01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,112
- WHY AM I DOING
- THIS ALONE?
- 1506
- 01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,283
- HELLO?
- 1507
- 01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:08,451
- WHERE DID YOU GO?
- 1508
- 01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:13,723
- LITTLE BUDDY?
- 1509
- 01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,794
- OH, JEEZ.
- 1510
- 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,364
- HELLO?
- 1511
- 01:18:21,397 --> 01:18:24,200
- OH, MY GOD,
- I JUST SAW IT!
- I JUST SAW IT!
- 1512
- 01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:26,870
- THERE WAS A FREAKING ALIEN
- RIGHT THERE!
- 1513
- 01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:29,072
- HOLY MOLY!
- THIS IS NUTS!
- 1514
- 01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:30,239
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
- I'M CHASING AFTER
- 1515
- 01:18:30,273 --> 01:18:32,175
- A REAL LIVE
- EXTRATERRESTRIAL!
- 1516
- 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,043
- OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD!
- 1517
- 01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:38,281
- WHERE'D YOU GO?
- WHOA. WHAT WAS THAT?
- 1518
- 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,316
- THIS IS CRAZY.
- THIS IS CRAZY.
- 1519
- 01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:42,886
- I CAN'T BELIEVE
- THIS IS HAPPENING.
- 1520
- 01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:45,221
- HELLO?
- 1521
- 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:47,857
- HELLO?
- 1522
- 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,394
- I GOT YOU NOW.
- 1523
- 01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:59,135
- JEEZ. JERK!
- 1524
- 01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:01,037
- WHAT-- OH, MY GOSH.
- 1525
- 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,906
- WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING?
- 1526
- 01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,774
- I HAVE TO GET
- A SHOT OF THIS GUY.
- 1527
- 01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:05,942
- IT'LL BE HISTORIC.
- 1528
- 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,312
- OKAY, OKAY.
- 1529
- 01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:12,015
- I CAN DO THIS.
- I CAN DO THIS.
- 1530
- 01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,450
- COME ON, SKOT.
- DON'T BE A WIMP.
- 1531
- 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:16,019
- YOU CAN DO IT.
- 1532
- 01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:22,358
- HE'S DEFINITELY IN THERE.
- HELLO?
- 1533
- 01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:24,994
- UH, CAN YOU COME OUT?
- 1534
- 01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:31,901
- HELLO?
- I COME IN PEACE.
- 1535
- 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,437
- -DO YOU?
- -[HISSES]
- 1536
- 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,571
- [SCREAMING]
- 1537
- 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,941
- [LAUGHS]
- OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!
- 1538
- 01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:40,443
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT? OH!
- 1539
- 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:43,446
- [ELECTRONIC BEEPING]
- 1540
- 01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,514
- OH, COME ON! DON'T GO.
- 1541
- 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,885
- [SIGHS]
- 1542
- 01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:54,290
- I THINK JESSA'S RIGHT.
- 1543
- 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,292
- I DON'T THINK THESE ALIENS
- WANT TO BE OUR FRIENDS.
- 1544
- 01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:57,894
- THEY'RE ALWAYS SNEAKING AROUND
- 1545
- 01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:00,496
- OR FLYING OFF WHENEVER
- THINGS GET INTERESTING.
- 1546
- 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,899
- TO USE VIC'S VERNACULAR,
- 1547
- 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:05,301
- I THINK THESE ALIENS
- JUST LIKE FUCKING WITH US.
- 1548
- 01:20:10,606 --> 01:20:12,075
- HERE WE GO.
- 1549
- 01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,409
- -RIGHT THERE.
- -I GOT IT.
- 1550
- 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:14,911
- READ IT OUT LOUD.
- 1551
- 01:20:14,944 --> 01:20:17,613
- DON'T TELL ME
- WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.
- 1552
- 01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:21,617
- "STOLEN BABIES ARE VERY COMMON
- AMONG FEMALE ABDUCTEES."
- 1553
- 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,953
- FUCK SHIT, FUCK SHIT.
- 1554
- 01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,989
- "WITHOUT EXPLANATION,
- A WOMAN WILL BE PREGNANT ONE DAY
- 1555
- 01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,157
- AND NOT PREGNANT THE NEXT--
- NO SIGNS OF MISCARRIAGE
- 1556
- 01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:29,859
- OR FETAL ABSORPTION,
- 1557
- 01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:32,161
- NO HEAVY BLEEDING
- OR DISCHARGE.
- 1558
- 01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:33,897
- THE FETUS IS SIMPLY GONE.
- 1559
- 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,131
- THIS ALMOST ALWAYS HAPPENS
- 1560
- 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:38,101
- AT THE END OF
- THE FIRST TRIMESTER,
- 1561
- 01:20:38,134 --> 01:20:40,169
- THE 12TH WEEK OF PREGNANCY."
- 1562
- 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,370
- [SKOT]
- DIDN'T DOCTOR REUBEN SAY
- 1563
- 01:20:41,404 --> 01:20:43,206
- SHE WAS BETWEEN 9
- AND 11 WEEKS?
- 1564
- 01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:45,108
- YEAH, BUT THAT'S A PRETTY
- WIDE FUCKING MARGIN.
- 1565
- 01:20:45,141 --> 01:20:46,575
- [SKOT] EXACTLY,
- 1566
- 01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:49,178
- WHICH MEANS SHE COULD BE
- 11 WEEKS ALONG, OR EVEN 12,
- 1567
- 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:51,247
- AND THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
- WHY THEY'VE BEEN AROUND
- SO MUCH LATELY.
- 1568
- 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,649
- SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- JESSA'S ALREADY HANGING
- BY A THREAD AS IT IS.
- 1569
- 01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:57,086
- MORE NEWS LIKE THAT,
- AND SNIP.
- 1570
- 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,187
- FUCK.
- 1571
- 01:21:01,057 --> 01:21:03,659
- -HE'S NOT TAKING MY BABY.
- -[VIC] WAIT A FUCK.
- 1572
- 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,194
- WHATEVER'S GROWING
- INSIDE OF YOU
- 1573
- 01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:06,395
- SURE AS SHIT AIN'T YOURS.
- 1574
- 01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:09,532
- IT SURE AS SHIT IS.
- 1575
- 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:12,201
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH
- TAKEN FROM ME, VIC.
- 1576
- 01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:13,569
- YOU CAN BE GODDAMN SURE
- 1577
- 01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:15,071
- I'M NOT GONNA LET
- THAT SON OF A BITCH
- 1578
- 01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:17,373
- TAKE ANYTHING
- FROM ME EVER AGAIN.
- 1579
- 01:21:17,406 --> 01:21:19,142
- [VIC]
- THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
- 1580
- 01:21:19,175 --> 01:21:20,143
- WHAT THE FUCK
- ARE YOU DOING?
- 1581
- 01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:21,377
- [SKOT] VIC.
- 1582
- 01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,545
- [VIC] WHAT THE FUCK
- ARE YOU DOING, JESSA?
- 1583
- 01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,047
- OPEN UP THIS FUCKING DOOR.
- 1584
- 01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,949
- -[JESSA] GO AWAY, VIC.
- -WHAT THE FUCK?
- 1585
- 01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,550
- OH, SHIT.
- WHERE'S THE FUCKING GUN?
- 1586
- 01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,552
- [SKOT]
- I DON'T KNOW.
- 1587
- 01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:32,155
- OPEN UP THIS GODDAMN DOOR!
- 1588
- 01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:34,123
- [SKOT] VIC, VIC!
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- 1589
- 01:21:34,157 --> 01:21:36,525
- COME ON, PLEASE!
- JESSA, TALK TO ME!
- 1590
- 01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:39,228
- JESSA! I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
- VIC, WHAT IS SHE DOING?
- 1591
- 01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,696
- COME ON, COME ON,
- COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
- 1592
- 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:43,232
- OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT.
- OPEN THE DOOR, COME ON!
- 1593
- 01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:45,668
- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- 1594
- 01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:50,139
- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JESSA?
- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- 1595
- 01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,343
- I DON'T KNOW.
- 1596
- 01:21:56,145 --> 01:21:59,415
- -CALM DOWN.
- -I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
- 1597
- 01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:07,490
- WHY IS THIS
- HAPPENING TO ME?
- 1598
- 01:22:07,523 --> 01:22:11,027
- YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.
- 1599
- 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:13,396
- I WANT TO GO BACK
- TO BEING CRAZY.
- 1600
- 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,198
- I WANT TO GO BACK TO
- JUST BEING CRAZY.
- 1601
- 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,366
- CAN I PLEASE GO
- BACK TO BEING CRAZY?
- 1602
- 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:21,270
- WAS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?
- 1603
- 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:25,274
- SKOT AND I,
- WE'VE SEEN SHIT, TOO, OKAY?
- 1604
- 01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:28,544
- FUCKING LIKE IT OR NOT,
- WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
- 1605
- 01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,214
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- 1606
- 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:35,118
- I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
- I CAN'T DO IT.
- 1607
- 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,020
- IT'S TOO MUCH AND I CANNOT--
- 1608
- 01:22:37,053 --> 01:22:40,156
- BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT!
- 1609
- 01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:44,327
- IF ANYONE CAN STAND UP TO
- THIS ALIEN ASSHOLE, IT'S YOU.
- 1610
- 01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:47,263
- HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS,
- 1611
- 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,999
- WHENEVER HE WANTS TO ME,
- 1612
- 01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:52,501
- THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE.
- 1613
- 01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:58,241
- HE'S TAKEN SEVEN BABIES.
- 1614
- 01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:05,481
- SEVEN BABIES
- AND A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES.
- 1615
- 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:09,552
- AND I'M SO CONFUSED!
- I'M SO CONFUSED.
- 1616
- 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:12,155
- I HAVE THESE FEELINGS FOR HIM,
- 1617
- 01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:14,223
- AND I HAVE
- THESE FEELINGS FOR YOU,
- 1618
- 01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,592
- AND I JUST DON'T KNOW
- WHAT'S REAL.
- 1619
- 01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,661
- JESSA, I DON'T KNOW IF I--
- 1620
- 01:23:21,064 --> 01:23:23,666
- LOOK, I'VE NEVER
- FELT BEFORE, OKAY?
- 1621
- 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,038
- I MAY HAVE
- A LONG TIME AGO, BUT--
- 1622
- 01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:31,574
- LOOK, IF YOU'VE GOT
- FEELINGS FOR ME,
- 1623
- 01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:35,578
- IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF SOME
- ALIEN MIND TRICK I'VE PULLED.
- 1624
- 01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:38,614
- IT'S BECAUSE OF MY AWESOME
- FUCKING PERSONALITY
- 1625
- 01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,383
- AND MY GIANT HUMAN COCK.
- 1626
- 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,218
- SO, LISTEN,
- IF YOU WANT TO--
- 1627
- 01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:45,321
- IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WHATEVER'S
- GROWING INSIDE OF YOU,
- 1628
- 01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,190
- THEN FUCK IT.
- 1629
- 01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,791
- WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
- 1630
- 01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:51,794
- TO STOP THIS ALIEN ASSHOLE
- FROM TAKING IT, OKAY?
- 1631
- 01:23:58,801 --> 01:24:00,336
- HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
- 1632
- 01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:02,371
- I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YET.
- 1633
- 01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:04,707
- BUT I'M A UFOLOGIST,
- GODDAMMIT,
- 1634
- 01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,309
- AND I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
- 1635
- 01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:12,348
- -[LAUGHING]
- -WHAT?
- 1636
- 01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,783
- -WHAT?
- -OKAY.
- 1637
- 01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:17,720
- -OKAY?
- -OKAY.
- 1638
- 01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:19,655
- -OKAY.
- -ALL RIGHT.
- 1639
- 01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:24,327
- -YEAH.
- -MMM.
- 1640
- 01:24:30,499 --> 01:24:34,370
- COME ON,
- MY ANGRY LITTLE UFOLOGIST.
- 1641
- 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,804
- LET'S GO GIVE
- THIS ASSHOLE SOMETHING
- 1642
- 01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:38,241
- HE CAN REALLY
- GET JEALOUS ABOUT.
- 1643
- 01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:39,775
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
- 1644
- 01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:41,177
- [SKOT]
- YOU GUYS THINK
- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
- 1645
- 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,678
- FUCKING'S ALWAYS
- A GOOD IDEA.
- 1646
- 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,547
- WHY DON'T YOU GO
- MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING?
- 1647
- 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:50,453
- [VIC AND JESSA MOANING]
- 1648
- 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:54,457
- -[MOANING CONTINUES]
- -[BED SQUEAKING]
- 1649
- 01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:10,373
- [BELCHES]
- I THINK I JUST
- HEARD SOMETHING.
- 1650
- 01:25:10,406 --> 01:25:12,608
- DID YOU HEAR THAT?
- 1651
- 01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,243
- 'COURSE NOT.
- 1652
- 01:25:15,644 --> 01:25:17,613
- WHAT NOW?
- 1653
- 01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,748
- OOH, NICE TOUCH, ASSHOLES.
- 1654
- 01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,450
- -FUCK!
- -[ALARM CLOCK BLARES]
- 1655
- 01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,219
- -[ALARM STOPS]
- -REAL FUCKING FUNNY.
- 1656
- 01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:31,694
- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
- OUT THERE? HEY!
- 1657
- 01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:32,861
- [BELCHES]
- 1658
- 01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:36,532
- WHO THE FUCK'S OUT THERE?
- 1659
- 01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:42,471
- -[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
- -WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- 1660
- 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:46,275
- CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN
- A FUCKING DOOR, DUMBASSES?
- 1661
- 01:25:46,309 --> 01:25:50,513
- HELLO?
- YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?
- 1662
- 01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:54,250
- OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
- IT'S GO TIME.
- 1663
- 01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,487
- PEEKABOO!
- 1664
- 01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:00,756
- [BELCHES]
- 1665
- 01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:05,394
- OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU,
- YOU LITTLE FUCKING
- SONS OF BITCHES?
- 1666
- 01:26:05,428 --> 01:26:08,664
- [DOOR CREAKING]
- 1667
- 01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,366
- CHRIST!
- 1668
- 01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:12,835
- [MAN ON TV]
- ...MY POWER NOW,
- CITIZENS OF EARTH.
- 1669
- 01:26:12,868 --> 01:26:16,672
- [VIC]
- AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING
- FOLLOW YOU NOW?
- 1670
- 01:26:18,474 --> 01:26:22,511
- THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
- NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
- 1671
- 01:26:22,545 --> 01:26:25,481
- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
- ASSHOLES ARE, HUH?
- 1672
- 01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:30,353
- [BELCHES]
- 1673
- 01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:32,221
- FUCK.
- 1674
- 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,528
- SHIT, IT'S COLD OUT HERE.
- 1675
- 01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:41,897
- I THINK MY DICK
- IS SHRINKING.
- 1676
- 01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,469
- [BELCHES]
- 1677
- 01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:56,812
- OKAY, I'M HERE NOW.
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- 1678
- 01:26:58,581 --> 01:27:00,249
- [ELECTRONIC BEEPING
- AND WHIRRING]
- 1679
- 01:27:00,283 --> 01:27:02,685
- WHOO, MY SKIN IS BUZZING!
- 1680
- 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,653
- [LAUGHS]
- 1681
- 01:27:04,687 --> 01:27:05,954
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- 1682
- 01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:12,428
- OH, SHIT. AAH!
- 1683
- 01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:23,506
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- 1684
- 01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,725
- FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
- FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
- 1685
- 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,993
- FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
- 1686
- 01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:47,430
- FUCK!
- 1687
- 01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:49,932
- I THINK I WAS JUST
- AB-FUCKING-DUCTED.
- 1688
- 01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,935
- -WHAT?
- -YEAH.
- 1689
- 01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:54,937
- ONE SECOND
- IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
- 1690
- 01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,940
- AND THEN BOOM, NEXT THING
- I KNOW IT'S FUCKING MORNING.
- 1691
- 01:27:57,973 --> 01:28:00,943
- [SKOT]
- VIC, HOW MANY OF THOSE
- YOU GONNA DRINK?
- 1692
- 01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,745
- YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF.
- 1693
- 01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:07,716
- VIC, STOP.
- VIC, PLEASE STOP. STOP.
- 1694
- 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,553
- OH.
- 1695
- 01:28:12,655 --> 01:28:14,890
- LOOK AT MY HAND.
- IT'S SHAKING LIKE CRAZY.
- 1696
- 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:18,093
- -[SKOT] WHOA.
- -OH, SHIT.
- 1697
- 01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:20,028
- THERE BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN
- ANY ASSFUCKERY UP THERE.
- 1698
- 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,697
- -ZOOM IN!
- -WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, WHAT?
- 1699
- 01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,065
- DO YOU SEE ANY
- MARKS ON MY ASSHOLE?
- 1700
- 01:28:23,098 --> 01:28:24,767
- VIC, I AM NOT
- FILMING YOUR BUTT.
- 1701
- 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,469
- -LOOK AT MY O-RING!
- -NO!
- 1702
- 01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:27,970
- WHAT IN THE WORLD
- IS GOING ON IN HERE?
- 1703
- 01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:29,838
- [SKOT]
- OH, THIS IS NOT
- WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
- 1704
- 01:28:29,872 --> 01:28:32,107
- DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME.
- 1705
- 01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,576
- WHAT'S THE MATTER
- WITH YOU, VIC?
- 1706
- 01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:35,411
- [VIC]
- STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
- 1707
- 01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:40,916
- -WHY?
- -I DON'T KNOW.
- 1708
- 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,118
- SO, YEAH,
- 1709
- 01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:46,121
- I HAD TO GET AWAY FROM
- THE CABIN FOR A BIT.
- 1710
- 01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:48,691
- THERE'S BEEN SO MANY
- STRANGE ENCOUNTERS
- 1711
- 01:28:48,724 --> 01:28:50,726
- OVER THE PAST
- COUPLE OF WEEKS,
- 1712
- 01:28:50,759 --> 01:28:52,561
- IT'S STARTING TO GET
- A LITTLE OVERWHELMING.
- 1713
- 01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,897
- FIRST THING THIS MORNING,
- VIC BUSTS INTO MY ROOM,
- 1714
- 01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:59,134
- YELLING, "AAH, I WAS JUST
- AB-EFFING-DUCTED."
- 1715
- 01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:00,903
- I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN
- REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED,
- 1716
- 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,838
- BUT I SAW THE FOOTAGE
- FROM HIS CAMERA.
- 1717
- 01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:04,840
- IT'S REALLY CRAZY STUFF.
- 1718
- 01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:08,444
- SOMETHING DEFINITELY
- WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT.
- 1719
- 01:29:08,477 --> 01:29:10,813
- AND TODAY, ANY TIME
- JESSA GOES NEAR VIC,
- 1720
- 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,881
- HE TOTALLY FREAKS OUT.
- 1721
- 01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:17,119
- HE BASICALLY MADE HER
- SPEND ALL MORNING OUTSIDE.
- 1722
- 01:29:17,152 --> 01:29:21,156
- I KEEP GOING OVER IT
- AND OVER IT IN MY HEAD.
- 1723
- 01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:23,592
- WHY WAS VIC ABDUCTED
- AND NOT ME?
- 1724
- 01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:25,160
- I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE
- 1725
- 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,164
- WILLIAM DOESN'T
- LIKE VIC AND JESSA...
- 1726
- 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,699
- YOU KNOW.
- 1727
- 01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:34,169
- HE DID SOMETHING TO VIC
- TO MAKE HIM STOP.
- 1728
- 01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:36,405
- AND, WELL, TONIGHT,
- VIC AND JESSA
- 1729
- 01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:38,541
- ARE SUPPOSED TO GO ON
- THIS BIG DATE OR SOMETHING,
- 1730
- 01:29:38,574 --> 01:29:41,109
- ASSUMING VIC WILL EVEN
- LET HER SIT NEXT TO HIM
- AT THE SAME TABLE,
- 1731
- 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:42,878
- BUT I DON'T KNOW,
- I'VE GOT THIS FEELING
- 1732
- 01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:45,113
- THAT THIS IS ALL
- LEADING UP TO SOMETHING.
- 1733
- 01:29:47,082 --> 01:29:50,118
- SOMETHING BAD,
- AND, WELL, I--
- 1734
- 01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,188
- I THINK THERE'S
- REALLY ONLY ONE PERSON
- 1735
- 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:57,159
- WHO CAN HELP US OUT
- WITH ALL OF THIS.
- 1736
- 01:29:57,192 --> 01:29:59,061
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- 1737
- 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,063
- THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE
- 1738
- 01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,198
- IS TO HEAR WITH
- MY OWN EARS HOW THEM E.T.'S
- 1739
- 01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:05,734
- SHOVED SOMETHING UP
- THAT FOOL'S STANK ASS.
- 1740
- 01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,580
- [VIC]
- OKAY, NOW THAT
- WAS FUCKING WEIRD.
- 1741
- 01:30:17,613 --> 01:30:19,214
- I'M ON A TABLE
- IN A WHITE ROOM
- 1742
- 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:22,084
- AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
- HOW I GOT HERE.
- 1743
- 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,186
- WHOA!
- 1744
- 01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:27,222
- THERE'S A TALL FUCKING MUTANT
- COMING IN THROUGH THE DOOR.
- 1745
- 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:29,592
- IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG.
- 1746
- 01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:32,160
- I THINK IT'S
- THAT WILLIAM ASSHOLE.
- 1747
- 01:30:32,194 --> 01:30:34,930
- HE'S PISSED.
- 1748
- 01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:38,867
- HE SAYS MY SPERM'S CONTAMINATING
- HIS BREEDING PRESERVE.
- 1749
- 01:30:38,901 --> 01:30:40,803
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
- 1750
- 01:30:40,836 --> 01:30:42,738
- WHOA, YOU'D BETTER
- NOT TOUCH MY COCK, ASSHOLE!
- 1751
- 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,072
- [FELINDA]
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- 1752
- 01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:45,608
- HE'LL REMOVE
- MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN
- 1753
- 01:30:45,641 --> 01:30:47,943
- IF I CONTINUE FUCKING JESSA.
- AND I SAY,
- 1754
- 01:30:47,976 --> 01:30:50,479
- "YOU LOOKING FOR
- AN UPGRADE THERE, ASSHOLE?
- 1755
- 01:30:50,513 --> 01:30:53,949
- DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE A COCK,
- OR AN ASS FOR THAT MATTER?
- 1756
- 01:30:53,982 --> 01:30:57,019
- HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS
- SHIT OR PISS ANYWAYS?"
- 1757
- 01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:58,987
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
- 1758
- 01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,222
- WERE YOU DRUNK OR
- SOMETHING THAT NIGHT?
- 1759
- 01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:03,191
- [VIC BELCHES]
- UH-HUH. YEAH, I WAS.
- 1760
- 01:31:03,225 --> 01:31:06,194
- LORD, THIS IS
- A NEW ONE FOR ME.
- 1761
- 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:09,798
- HE SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME DO
- ANYTHING HE WANTS.
- 1762
- 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:12,635
- THEN HE GRABS MY HEAD
- WITH HIS LONG FUCKING FINGERS
- 1763
- 01:31:12,668 --> 01:31:14,837
- AND LOOKS INTO MY EYES.
- 1764
- 01:31:14,870 --> 01:31:17,973
- I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY HEAD.
- 1765
- 01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:23,546
- HE SAYS,
- "STAY AWAY FROM JESSA!"
- 1766
- 01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:26,281
- [LAUGHS]
- 1767
- 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:28,283
- YEAH, NICE TRY THERE,
- FUCKLESS.
- 1768
- 01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,818
- AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
- 1769
- 01:31:29,852 --> 01:31:31,987
- -[SHOUTING]
- -[FELINDA] WHAT HAPPENED?
- 1770
- 01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:33,789
- [VIC]
- HE'S SQUEEZING MY HEAD!
- 1771
- 01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:35,658
- HE'S HAVING TROUBLE
- CONTROLLING YOU, AIN'T HE?
- 1772
- 01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,292
- I GUESS,
- AND HE'S ALSO WONDERING
- 1773
- 01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:39,828
- WHY I USE THE WORD
- "FUCK" SO MUCH.
- 1774
- 01:31:39,862 --> 01:31:43,031
- AND I SAY, "'CAUSE
- I'M FUCK NORRIS, ASSHOLE!
- 1775
- 01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:46,168
- AND THESE ARE
- MY TWO NINJA SIDEKICKS,
- FUCK AND YOU!"
- 1776
- 01:31:46,201 --> 01:31:48,571
- AND I START CHOPPING
- AWAY AT HIM.
- 1777
- 01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:50,172
- HAI!
- 1778
- 01:31:50,205 --> 01:31:52,608
- OH, SHIT.
- TWO OF THE LITTLE ONES
- JUST WALKED IN.
- 1779
- 01:31:52,641 --> 01:31:56,244
- OH, I THINK THEY'RE
- PISSED OFF AT OLD WILLIE.
- 1780
- 01:31:56,278 --> 01:31:58,146
- I THINK THEY'RE HIS BOSSES.
- 1781
- 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:01,850
- THEY START SAYING THAT
- HE'S JEOPARDIZING THE PROGRAM.
- 1782
- 01:32:01,884 --> 01:32:04,687
- THEN WILLIE STARTS--
- 1783
- 01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:07,155
- WILLIE STARTS
- THROWING A TANTRUM.
- 1784
- 01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:09,692
- HE STARTS BANGING HIS FISTS
- AGAINST THE CEILING.
- 1785
- 01:32:09,725 --> 01:32:11,960
- JESUS, THIS FUCKER'S NUTS.
- 1786
- 01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,698
- OH, SHIT.
- THE TWO LITTLE ONES
- ARE COMING OVER TO ME NOW.
- 1787
- 01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:20,035
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
- THEIR LITTLE BALD HEADS
- GET ME A LITTLE HARD.
- 1788
- 01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:21,870
- THEY LOOK LIKE BOOBIES
- WITHOUT NIPPLES.
- 1789
- 01:32:21,904 --> 01:32:23,338
- HE IS SUCH A PERVERT.
- 1790
- 01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:25,040
- [VIC]
- ONE'S GRABBING MY HEAD
- 1791
- 01:32:25,073 --> 01:32:27,876
- AND THE OTHER ONE'S
- STARING INTO MY EYES.
- 1792
- 01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:30,713
- WILLIE'S LOOKING AT ME
- FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.
- 1793
- 01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:34,016
- HE'S TRYING TO
- TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
- I NEED TO REMEMBER.
- 1794
- 01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,885
- OH, I'M BACK OUTSIDE.
- 1795
- 01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:40,222
- -WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
- -HE TOLD ME-- HE TOLD ME--
- 1796
- 01:32:40,255 --> 01:32:43,058
- [COUGHING]
- 1797
- 01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:45,127
- [SKOT]
- WHOA, SHOULD WE CALL 911?
- 1798
- 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:50,232
- NO, HE SAID--
- HE SAID HE'S COMING.
- 1799
- 01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:54,903
- -WHEN?
- -[ELECTRONIC SCREECH]
- 1800
- 01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:56,905
- TONIGHT?
- WELL, WHEN TONIGHT?
- 1801
- 01:32:56,939 --> 01:32:58,907
- [SKOT]
- WHO'S COMING?
- 1802
- 01:32:58,941 --> 01:33:01,243
- [MAN ON TV]
- ...TAKES LONGER TO PRODUCE
- THAN ANY OTHER MAMMAL,
- 1803
- 01:33:01,276 --> 01:33:03,245
- -ALMOST TWO YEARS.
- -HELL, NO.
- 1804
- 01:33:03,278 --> 01:33:05,080
- THIS IS GETTING WAY
- TO FREAKY FOR ME.
- 1805
- 01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:07,950
- AND YOU CAN KEEP THE DAMN TABLE.
- I'LL GET A NEW ONE.
- 1806
- 01:33:07,983 --> 01:33:09,251
- [SKOT]
- NO, MISS WASCO.
- WAIT, WAIT!
- 1807
- 01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:10,719
- JESSA, SOMETHING'S
- WRONG WITH VIC.
- 1808
- 01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,087
- VIC? VIC?
- 1809
- 01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,089
- THE SON OF A BITCH
- TRIED TO BRAINWASH ME
- 1810
- 01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:16,324
- -AND KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU.
- -OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
- 1811
- 01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:19,728
- IT'S OKAY, VIC. LOOK AT ME.
- 1812
- 01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:22,397
- [SKOT]
- WOW.
- 1813
- 01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:24,933
- -WHAT WAS THAT?
- -[DOGS BARKING]
- 1814
- 01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:26,034
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- 1815
- 01:33:28,303 --> 01:33:29,705
- WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
- 1816
- 01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:31,239
- WHAT?
- 1817
- 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,408
- THAT SON OF A BITCH IS
- COMING AFTER YOUR FUCKING KID.
- 1818
- 01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,777
- [SKOT]
- WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- 1819
- 01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:36,411
- [VIC]
- LET'S GO.
- 1820
- 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,647
- [SKOT]
- VIC, WILL YOU TELL US
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- 1821
- 01:33:38,681 --> 01:33:40,282
- [VIC]
- YOU HEARD ME! HE'S COMING
- FOR THE FUCKING KID!
- 1822
- 01:33:40,315 --> 01:33:43,418
- JUST KEEP THAT CAMERA RUNNING,
- YOU HEAR ME?
- 1823
- 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,753
- [SKOT]
- YOU REALLY WERE ABDUCTED!
- 1824
- 01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:45,954
- [VIC]
- NO, SHIT! GET INSIDE.
- 1825
- 01:33:45,988 --> 01:33:47,122
- COME ON,
- COME ON, COME ON!
- 1826
- 01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,791
- [JESSA]
- DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?
- 1827
- 01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:50,292
- [VIC]
- JUST GET THE FUCKING
- CAR STARTED.
- 1828
- 01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:53,128
- SKOT, MOVE YOUR ASS.
- GET BACK THERE.
- 1829
- 01:33:53,161 --> 01:33:54,963
- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
- START THE GODDAMN CAR.
- 1830
- 01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:57,099
- [JESSA]
- IT WON'T START!
- IT WON'T START!
- 1831
- 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,701
- [SKOT]
- COME ON, COME ON,
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
- 1832
- 01:33:58,734 --> 01:33:59,668
- LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
- 1833
- 01:33:59,702 --> 01:34:03,438
- [VIC]
- FELINDA? FELINDA!
- FUCK! GODDAMMIT.
- 1834
- 01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,741
- [SKOT]
- UH-OH.
- 1835
- 01:34:05,774 --> 01:34:07,442
- - [U-METER BUZZING]
- -WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- 1836
- 01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:08,977
- - [HORN HONKS]
- - [SKOT] IT MEANS THEY'RE HERE.
- 1837
- 01:34:09,011 --> 01:34:10,946
- I DON'T THINK
- I CAN HANDLE THIS.
- 1838
- 01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:12,815
- [VIC]
- HOLY SHIT.
- 1839
- 01:34:12,848 --> 01:34:15,317
- [SKOT] WHAT?
- VIC, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- IS IT THE UFO?
- 1840
- 01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:17,419
- IT'S A BUNCH OF
- FUCKING BLUE ORBS.
- 1841
- 01:34:17,452 --> 01:34:19,922
- [SKOT]
- ORBS? HOW MANY?
- 1842
- 01:34:19,955 --> 01:34:22,324
- A LOT! COME ON,
- WE GOTTA GET BACK INSIDE.
- 1843
- 01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:23,992
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF
- THE CAR, GUYS, COME ON!
- 1844
- 01:34:24,026 --> 01:34:26,161
- [SKOT]
- I DON'T BELIEVE
- THIS IS HAPPENING.
- 1845
- 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:28,463
- [JESSA]
- OH, MY GOD.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- 1846
- 01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:32,000
- [SKOT]
- OH, MY GOD.
- VIC, IS THIS AN INVASION?
- 1847
- 01:34:32,034 --> 01:34:35,170
- [VIC]
- LOOKS LIKE IT.
- MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! COME ON.
- 1848
- 01:34:35,203 --> 01:34:36,939
- [SKOT]
- WAIT UP! DON'T LEAVE ME!
- 1849
- 01:34:36,972 --> 01:34:38,440
- [VIC]
- QUIT CRYING, SKOT.
- MOVE YOUR ASS.
- 1850
- 01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:40,175
- [SKOT]
- I AM! I AM!
- 1851
- 01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,910
- [VIC]
- THIS AIN'T A TRAINING
- EXERCISE.
- 1852
- 01:34:41,944 --> 01:34:43,445
- LOCK EVERYTHING THAT LOCKS!
- 1853
- 01:34:43,478 --> 01:34:44,980
- [JESSA]
- OH, MY GOD,
- THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
- 1854
- 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,315
- THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
- 1855
- 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:48,851
- -[VIC] SHIT.
- -[JESSA] VIC.
- 1856
- 01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:50,719
- [VIC]
- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
- 1857
- 01:34:50,753 --> 01:34:52,187
- [JESSA] OH, MY GOD!
- WHAT THE HELL ARE
- THOSE THINGS?
- 1858
- 01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,089
- [SKOT]
- THEY'RE ALIENS IN
- ENERGY FORM.
- 1859
- 01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:56,859
- [VIC]
- REAL FUCKING FUNNY, ASSHOLE.
- 1860
- 01:34:56,892 --> 01:34:59,027
- [JESSA]
- OH, JUST GO AWAY! GO AWAY!
- 1861
- 01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:01,196
- [VIC]
- LOOK AT ALL OF 'EM!
- 1862
- 01:35:01,229 --> 01:35:03,031
- [SKOT] MY GOD!
- IT IS AN INVASION!
- 1863
- 01:35:03,065 --> 01:35:04,499
- WE'RE FUCKING SURROUNDED.
- 1864
- 01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:07,369
- [SKOT]
- WHAT DO WE DO?
- WHERE DO WE GO?
- 1865
- 01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:09,204
- THE BACK DOOR!
- THE BACK DOOR! IT'S OPEN.
- 1866
- 01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:10,438
- [VIC]
- NO, JESSA, DON'T GO
- BACK THERE.
- 1867
- 01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,507
- [SKOT]
- LOOK!
- 1868
- 01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,209
- [VIC]
- HOLY SHIT!
- 1869
- 01:35:14,242 --> 01:35:17,379
- [ALL SHOUTING]
- 1870
- 01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:22,751
- TELL ME YOU GOT
- THAT ASSHOLE ON CAMERA!
- 1871
- 01:35:22,785 --> 01:35:25,387
- [SKOT]
- I GOT HIM, ALL RIGHT.
- VIC, THE DOORKNOB!
- 1872
- 01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:27,389
- [VIC]
- FUCK OFF, WILLIAM!
- 1873
- 01:35:27,422 --> 01:35:29,224
- GO AWAY!
- YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS ONE!
- 1874
- 01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,259
- JUST GO AWAY
- AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
- 1875
- 01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:35,530
- -YOU AIN'T GETTING
- SHIT, ASSHOLE!
- -LEAVE ME ALONE!
- 1876
- 01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,232
- [VIC]
- WHAT THE FUCK?
- WHERE'D IT GO?
- 1877
- 01:35:37,265 --> 01:35:38,901
- THE FUCKING CLOSET.
- 1878
- 01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:41,536
- [SKOT]
- WHAT'S IN THERE?
- IS IT HIM?
- 1879
- 01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:44,106
- [VIC]
- YOU WANT A FUCKING SHOWDOWN,
- YOU FUCKING FREAK?
- 1880
- 01:35:44,139 --> 01:35:45,273
- YOU GOT ONE!
- 1881
- 01:35:47,275 --> 01:35:48,376
- GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY.
- 1882
- 01:35:48,410 --> 01:35:50,813
- [SKOT]
- VIC, REALLY?
- 1883
- 01:35:50,846 --> 01:35:53,248
- THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S
- ABOUT TO GET SINGED.
- 1884
- 01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:56,018
- [SKOT]
- NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING VIC?
- DON'T, DON'T.
- 1885
- 01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:58,086
- VIC, VIC, HE'S IN THERE.
- 1886
- 01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,088
- NO, NO, NO, DON'T.
- NO, STOP, STOP.
- 1887
- 01:36:00,122 --> 01:36:03,859
- STOP COUNTING.
- DON'T OPEN--
- 1888
- 01:36:03,892 --> 01:36:05,427
- [ALL SHOUTING]
- 1889
- 01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:07,429
- [VIC]
- GODDAMN.
- 1890
- 01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:10,565
- GO AWAY, WILLIAM!
- YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BABY!
- 1891
- 01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,434
- [SKOT]
- VIC, I DROPPED THE CAMERA!
- 1892
- 01:36:12,467 --> 01:36:14,269
- [VIC]
- I DROPPED THE FUCKING GUN!
- 1893
- 01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:16,438
- -[SKOT] WHAT DO WE DO?
- -OH, NO, VIC!
- 1894
- 01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:18,273
- HE'S IN MY HEAD.
- HE'S INSIDE MY HEAD!
- 1895
- 01:36:18,306 --> 01:36:22,878
- [ALL SHOUTING]
- 1896
- 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:28,116
- [VIC]
- CAN'T LET HIM
- LEAVE THIS ROOM!
- 1897
- 01:36:28,150 --> 01:36:29,952
- LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
- 1898
- 01:36:29,985 --> 01:36:32,287
- [WILLIAM ROARS]
- 1899
- 01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,057
- CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER!
- 1900
- 01:36:36,992 --> 01:36:39,127
- VIC, GO FOR HIS EYES!
- 1901
- 01:36:39,161 --> 01:36:42,397
- -[VIC SHOUTS]
- -[WILLIAM ROARS]
- 1902
- 01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:48,603
- [SKOT]
- WHAT'S HE DOING?
- WHAT IS THAT?
- 1903
- 01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:51,306
- [VIC]
- FUCK YOU ALIENS IN
- THE FUCKING--
- 1904
- 01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:53,141
- [SKOT]
- VIC, WE GOTTA GET
- OUT OF HERE!
- 1905
- 01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:54,376
- HE LOOKS REALLY PISSED OFF.
- 1906
- 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:56,544
- [VIC] FUCK.
- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
- 1907
- 01:37:03,018 --> 01:37:04,619
- [WILLIAM]
- FUCK YOU.
- 1908
- 01:37:04,652 --> 01:37:06,088
- [VIC]
- YOU MOTHERFUCK--
- 1909
- 01:37:06,121 --> 01:37:07,622
- -[SKOT] VIC, NO!
- -[WILLIAM LAUGHING]
- 1910
- 01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:09,424
- YOU'RE GOING TO START
- AN INTERGALACTIC WAR!
- 1911
- 01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:13,996
- -DIE!
- -VIC, STOP! STOP!
- 1912
- 01:37:14,029 --> 01:37:17,632
- WHAT THE--
- WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?
- 1913
- 01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:20,168
- -WERE WE JUST ABDUCTED?
- -I DON'T KNOW.
- 1914
- 01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:22,170
- WELL COME ON, VIC,
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- 1915
- 01:37:22,204 --> 01:37:24,506
- IT'S-- I DON'T OWN
- A FUCKING WATCH, MAN!
- 1916
- 01:37:24,539 --> 01:37:26,508
- [SKOT]
- WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND!
- I DON'T WANT TO BE ABDUCTED!
- 1917
- 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,376
- -I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN!
- -SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- 1918
- 01:37:28,410 --> 01:37:30,245
- DON'T POINT THE GUN AT ME!
- DON'T POINT THE GUN AT ME!
- 1919
- 01:37:30,278 --> 01:37:33,181
- -SHUT THE FUCK UP!
- -OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- 1920
- 01:37:36,051 --> 01:37:40,956
- JESSA!
- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
- 1921
- 01:37:40,989 --> 01:37:44,126
- [BEEPING]
- 1922
- 01:37:44,159 --> 01:37:46,361
- [SKOT]
- WAIT A SEC.
- NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
- 1923
- 01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,364
- YOU CAN USE IT. LISTEN.
- 1924
- 01:37:49,397 --> 01:37:54,302
- [BEEPING SPEEDS UP]
- 1925
- 01:37:57,405 --> 01:37:59,474
- THIS WAY, COME ON.
- 1926
- 01:38:01,543 --> 01:38:03,678
- JESSA, WHERE ARE YOU?
- 1927
- 01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:07,215
- -SAY SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT.
- -JESSA!
- 1928
- 01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:10,685
- YOUR FUCK METER LED US IN
- THE GODDAMN WRONG DIRECTION.
- 1929
- 01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:13,221
- -[JESSA] VIC!
- -[SKOT] THAT WAS HER.
- 1930
- 01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:15,223
- JESSA, KEEP YELLING!
- WHERE ARE YOU?
- 1931
- 01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:16,691
- -[JESSA] VIC, HELP ME!
- -[SKOT] JESSA?
- 1932
- 01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:21,396
- JESSA? HOLY SHIT.
- 1933
- 01:38:21,429 --> 01:38:23,165
- [SKOT]
- WHAT? WHAT?
- 1934
- 01:38:24,432 --> 01:38:28,170
- OH, MY GOD.
- LOOK AT THAT!
- 1935
- 01:38:31,273 --> 01:38:32,674
- OH, MY GOD!
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- 1936
- 01:38:32,707 --> 01:38:34,276
- OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
- I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
- 1937
- 01:38:34,309 --> 01:38:37,079
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
- I'M SEEING!
- 1938
- 01:38:37,112 --> 01:38:40,715
- -[JESSA SHOUTING]
- -GODDAMMIT.
- 1939
- 01:38:40,748 --> 01:38:43,151
- [SKOT]
- VIC, VIC, WAIT!
- 1940
- 01:38:43,185 --> 01:38:44,552
- VIC, WAIT!
- 1941
- 01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:46,254
- [VIC]
- KEEP YELLING, JESSA!
- 1942
- 01:38:46,288 --> 01:38:49,257
- -[JESSA] VIC, WHERE ARE YOU?
- -JESSA!
- 1943
- 01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:51,426
- [JESSA SCREAMING]
- 1944
- 01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:53,095
- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
- 1945
- 01:38:53,128 --> 01:38:54,729
- [SKOT]
- I DON'T KNOW.
- 1946
- 01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:57,599
- WOW.
- 1947
- 01:38:57,632 --> 01:39:00,102
- VIC?
- VIC, WHERE ARE YOU?
- 1948
- 01:39:00,135 --> 01:39:02,737
- [VIC]
- JESSA, KEEP YELLING!
- WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
- 1949
- 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,107
- [SKOT]
- VIC, WAIT! WAIT!
- 1950
- 01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:07,542
- [VIC]
- GODDAMMIT!
- 1951
- 01:39:07,575 --> 01:39:10,945
- [SKOT] VIC?
- OH, MY GOD IS THAT--
- 1952
- 01:39:14,316 --> 01:39:16,384
- [VIC]
- THEY DIDN'T COME
- FOR THE FUCKING BABY.
- 1953
- 01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,556
- THEY CAME FOR HER.
- 1954
- 01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:27,229
- [SKOT]
- OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GONE?
- 1955
- 01:39:28,496 --> 01:39:33,235
- [U-METER BEEPING SLOWLY]
- 1956
- 01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:19,181
- [MAN]
- VIC, DO YOU STAND BY YOUR
- INVESTIGATIVE PROCEDURE?
- 1957
- 01:40:19,214 --> 01:40:23,118
- JESUS CHRIST,
- WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE
- KEEP ASKING ME THAT?
- 1958
- 01:40:24,219 --> 01:40:26,188
- IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY.
- 1959
- 01:40:26,221 --> 01:40:27,522
- I GOT THE REPORT,
- 1960
- 01:40:27,555 --> 01:40:29,357
- I INTERVIEWED
- THE FUCKING WITNESS.
- 1961
- 01:40:29,391 --> 01:40:30,825
- I LOOKED AT
- THE FUCKING EVIDENCE,
- 1962
- 01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:33,195
- AND I GATHERED SUPPORTING
- FUCKING EVIDENCE
- 1963
- 01:40:33,228 --> 01:40:35,697
- AND THEN DEVELOPED
- A FUCKING CONCLUSION.
- 1964
- 01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:38,533
- THAT'S HOW YOU INVESTIGATE.
- 1965
- 01:40:38,566 --> 01:40:40,835
- [MAN]
- AND WHAT DID YOU CONCLUDE?
- 1966
- 01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:43,838
- WHAT DID I CONCLUDE?
- 1967
- 01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:46,841
- THAT A FUCKING ALIEN
- TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND.
- 1968
- 01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,610
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- 1969
- 01:40:48,643 --> 01:40:50,545
- [MAN]
- SO, VIC, WHY DID YOU
- BECOME A UFOLOGIST?
- 1970
- 01:40:50,578 --> 01:40:53,848
- BECAUSE UFO SHIT
- INTERESTS ME.
- 1971
- 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,250
- [MAN]
- AND HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
- 1972
- 01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:57,385
- YOUR HANDLING OF
- THE SKYFOREST INCIDENT?
- 1973
- 01:40:57,419 --> 01:40:59,854
- FUCKING STELLAR.
- 1974
- 01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:01,389
- [MAN]
- DID YOU HAVE
- ANYTHING TO DO
- 1975
- 01:41:01,423 --> 01:41:03,558
- WITH JESSA GWILLIAMS'
- DISAPPEARANCE?
- 1976
- 01:41:03,591 --> 01:41:05,393
- NO, ASSHOLE.
- 1977
- 01:41:05,427 --> 01:41:06,861
- [MAN]
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
- 1978
- 01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:09,497
- YES, ASSHOLE.
- 1979
- 01:41:09,531 --> 01:41:10,732
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- 1980
- 01:41:10,765 --> 01:41:12,367
- [MAN]
- SO IF YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS,
- 1981
- 01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,236
- DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE HERE
- TO HELP US OR HURT US?
- 1982
- 01:41:14,269 --> 01:41:15,570
- WELL, THEY AIN'T
- FUCKING HERE TO HELP US,
- 1983
- 01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,339
- THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE.
- 1984
- 01:41:17,372 --> 01:41:19,407
- THESE ARE REAL SONS OF BITCHES
- WE'RE DEALING WITH.
- 1985
- 01:41:19,441 --> 01:41:21,576
- THEY COME DOWN HERE,
- DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT,
- 1986
- 01:41:21,609 --> 01:41:24,512
- AND THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T
- DO SHIT TO STOP IT.
- 1987
- 01:41:24,546 --> 01:41:25,880
- [MAN]
- SO, DO YOU THINK
- THE GOVERNMENT'S
- 1988
- 01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:28,750
- ACTUALLY COVERING UP
- THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS?
- 1989
- 01:41:28,783 --> 01:41:32,687
- OH, COME ON.
- THE GOVERNMENT'S TOO STUPID
- TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.
- 1990
- 01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,456
- THE ONLY CONSPIRACY
- THEY'RE INVOLVED IN
- 1991
- 01:41:34,489 --> 01:41:38,426
- IS LETTING IDIOTS
- AND MORONS RUN SHIT.
- 1992
- 01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:40,262
- [MAN]
- SO YOU'RE SAYING
- THERE'S NO WAY
- 1993
- 01:41:40,295 --> 01:41:42,397
- TO STOP THESE ALIENS
- FROM DOING WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
- 1994
- 01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:44,899
- NO, I'M SAYING IT'S UP
- TO PRIVATE ORGANIZATIONS
- 1995
- 01:41:44,932 --> 01:41:47,569
- LIKE THE C.D.U.
- AND UFOLOGISTS LIKE MYSELF
- 1996
- 01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,271
- TO GET TO
- THE BOTTOM OF SHIT.
- 1997
- 01:41:49,304 --> 01:41:51,473
- AND I FOR ONE KNOW
- THAT THESE FUCKERS ARE REAL,
- 1998
- 01:41:51,506 --> 01:41:53,208
- THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD,
- AND GODDAMMIT,
- 1999
- 01:41:53,241 --> 01:41:55,710
- I'M GONNA KEEP INVESTIGATING
- UNTIL I FIND HER!
- 2000
- 01:41:58,813 --> 01:42:00,615
- I MEAN "THEM",
- 2001
- 01:42:00,648 --> 01:42:02,717
- WHATEVER THE FUCK
- THESE BASTARDS ARE UP TO.
- 2002
- 01:42:06,654 --> 01:42:10,358
- [MAN]
- YOU REALLY DID LOVE HER,
- DIDN'T YOU?
- 2003
- 01:42:12,327 --> 01:42:14,562
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
- 2004
- 01:42:14,596 --> 01:42:16,564
- * FUCK YOU
- 2005
- 01:42:16,598 --> 01:42:19,467
- * YOU DIDN'T EVEN
- BOTHER TO FUCK *
- 2006
- 01:42:19,501 --> 01:42:22,404
- * BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKING
- KNOCKED MY GIRL UP *
- 2007
- 01:42:22,437 --> 01:42:27,642
- * NOW SHE'S HEAVY
- WITH YOUR ALIEN CHILD *
- 2008
- 01:42:27,675 --> 01:42:31,313
- * GONNA SEE ME
- GET UP AND RILED *
- 2009
- 01:42:31,346 --> 01:42:34,182
- * YOU BITCH YOU MISSED
- GETTING IN TOUCH *
- 2010
- 01:42:34,216 --> 01:42:36,951
- * LISTEN CLOSELY
- TO ALL YOU JUST HEARD *
- 2011
- 01:42:36,984 --> 01:42:41,956
- * IT'S THE LAST THING
- YOU'RE BOUND TO HEAR *
- 2012
- 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:44,959
- * GONNA GET YOU
- WHEN I FINISH MY BEER *
- 2013
- 01:42:44,992 --> 01:42:47,762
- [ANNOUNCER]
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
- 2014
- 01:42:47,795 --> 01:42:51,199
- FINGER MASTER!
- 2015
- 01:42:51,233 --> 01:42:53,635
- [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
- 2016
- 01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:57,439
- [CROWD CHEERING]
- 2017
- 01:43:18,826 --> 01:43:21,696
- * SO FUCK YOU
- 2018
- 01:43:21,729 --> 01:43:24,866
- * A FUCKING ALIEN
- 2019
- 01:43:24,899 --> 01:43:27,735
- * TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND
- 2020
- 01:43:27,769 --> 01:43:33,575
- * AND THAT SLIMY PIECE
- OF SHIT IS GONNA DIE *
- 2021
- 01:43:33,608 --> 01:43:36,544
- * A FUCKING ALIEN
- 2022
- 01:43:36,578 --> 01:43:39,581
- * TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND
- 2023
- 01:43:39,614 --> 01:43:41,416
- * I'VE JUST GOTTA FUCKING
- 2024
- 01:43:41,449 --> 01:43:42,417
- [FARTS]
- 2025
- 01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:46,521
- * ASK MYSELF WHY
- 2026
- 01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:49,491
- * RIGHT BEFORE
- I FUCKING MAKE HIM FRY *
- 2027
- 01:43:55,763 --> 01:43:57,832
- * YOU GONNA DIE
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