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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO]

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I'M MITCH STOVER,
INTERNATIONAL DIRECTOR

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OF THE CIVILIAN DEPARTMENT
OF UFOLOGY.

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WELL, AFTER
THE AIR FORCE TERMINATED
THE PROJECT BLUE BOOK,

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THERE WAS NO FORMAL GROUP
DEDICATED TO THE ALIEN
AND UFO PHENOMENON.

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SO IN SEPTEMBER, 1970,

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I FORMED THE CIVILIAN
DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY,

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A PRIVATELY-OWNED
AND OPERATED

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UFO RESEARCH AND INVESTIGATION
ORGANIZATION.

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THE C.D.U. RECEIVES OVER
5,000 UFO REPORTS A YEAR.

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90% OF THEM ARE MISIDENTIFIED
NATURAL PHENOMENON,

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MAN-MADE ACTIVITIES,
OR CLEVER HOAXES.

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10% OF THEM
ARE UNEXPLAINED,

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AND THAT'S WHERE
OUR UFOLOGISTS COME IN.

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TYPICALLY THEY WILL
HAVE A BACKGROUND IN MATH,
SCIENCE, OR PSYCHOLOGY,

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AS WELL AS A PROFOUND DESIRE
TO VOLUNTEER THEIR TIME

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TO INVESTIGATE UFO REPORTS.

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO]

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[MAN]
VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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YOU KNOW YOU COULD
GET ARRESTED FOR THAT.

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WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS PLACE, SKOT?

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WHOO!

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COME ON.

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UNBELIEVABLE.

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WHAT THE HECK
IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

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UH, MY NAME
IS SKOT WIMBY,

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AND I WAS
THE INVESTIGATOR TRAINEE

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UNDER VIC VAN SINGE

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ON CASE NUMBER CA-163115,

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OTHERWISE KNOWN
AS THE SKYFOREST INCIDENT.

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[MAN]
OKAY, SO TELL ME ABOUT
VIC SINGE.

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OH, YEAH, WELL,
VIC IS, UM...

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HE'S A VERY
INTERESTING GUY.

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AND, UH, YOU KNOW,
HE, UM, WELL...

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WE'RE ACTUALLY FRIENDS NOW.

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-OOH.
-[PHONE BEEPS]

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CALL CIVILIAN
DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY.

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-[PHONE BEEPS]
-[SIRI] CALLING CIVILIAN
DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY.

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YES, HI.
MY NAME IS SKOT WIMBY,

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I'M A TRAINEE
WITH YOUR ORGANIZATION.

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COULD YOU LOOK UP VIC SINGE,
AND-- SINGE.

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COULD YOU TELL ME IF
HE'S A REGISTERED UFOLOGIST
WITH YOU GUYS OR NOT?

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HE IS. OKAY, GOOD.

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WELL, HAS HE EVER BEEN
ARRESTED FOR ANYTHING?

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WELL, I'M DOCUMENTING A CASE
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO INVESTIGATE,

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AND I ASKED HIM TO PULL OVER
SO I COULD GET SOME
B-ROLL SHOTS,

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AND AS SOON AS
I GOT OUT OF THE CAR,
HE JUST TOOK OFF!

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I, UH, FIRST BECAME AWARE
OF MR. SINGE

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ABOUT EIGHT YEARS AGO

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WHEN IT WAS BROUGHT TO MY
ATTENTION THAT A NEW MEMBER
HAD TAKEN THE UFOLOGIST EXAM

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FIVE TIMES
BEFORE FINALLY PASSING IT.

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[MAN]
IS THAT UNUSUAL?

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IT'S AN OPEN-BOOK EXAM
YOU TAKE AT HOME.

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OKAY, WELL, IT'S BEEN
ALMOST AN HOUR.

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UM, I'D BETTER CALL A CAB
BEFORE MY BATTERY DIES.

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-[CAR HONKS]
-OH, WAIT, THERE HE IS!

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OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I GET TO THE CLIENT'S HOUSE.

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BYE, MOM.

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[VIC]
HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!

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[MAN]
HOW DID VIC SINGE END UP
WITH THE SKYFOREST CASE?

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UH, WELL, HE CERTAINLY WASN'T
MY FIRST CHOICE FOR THE CASE--

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ANY CASE, REALLY.

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BUT THE C.D.U. 24-HOUR HOTLINE

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RANDOMLY SELECTS
FROM A LIST OF INVESTIGATORS

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THAT HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO TAKE
UFO REPORTS AFTER HOURS.

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REGRETTABLY...

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MR. SINGE
WAS ON THAT LIST.

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[LINE RINGING]

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[VIC]
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?

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[WOMAN]
HI, YES, IS THIS
THE UFO HOTLINE?

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[VIC]
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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IT'S 4:00
IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.

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[WOMAN]
IT'S BEEN COMING AROUND
FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS

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-WATCHING ME.
-[VIC] WHAT?

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[WOMAN]
THE THING, THE UFO.

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I'M LOOKING AT IT THROUGH
MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW.

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[VIC]
LADY, IF YOU THINK THERE'S
A UFO OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW,

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WHY AREN'T YOU VIDEOTAPING
THE FUCKING THING?

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[WOMAN]
I DON'T OWN A VIDEO CAMERA.

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[VIC]
YOU'VE HAD A UFO
WATCHING YOU FOR MONTHS,

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AN OPPORTUNITY THAT
COULD HAVE EARTH-SHATTERING
HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE,

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AND YOU DON'T OWN
A GODDAMN VIDEO CAMERA?

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[WOMAN]
I DON'T WANT TO VIDEOTAPE
THE DAMN THING.

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-I JUST WANT IT TO GO AWAY.
-[VIC] OH, CHRIST.

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[WOMAN]
PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO
BELIEVE ME.

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I'VE TRIED CALLING
THE POLICE,

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BUT THEY WON'T TAKE ME
SERIOUSLY.

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-[VIC] NO SHIT.
-[WOMAN SCOFFS]

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WHAT THE HELL
KIND OF HOTLINE IS THIS?

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ARE YOU GONNA
HELP ME OR NOT?

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[VIC]
OH, CHRIST.
HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

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[WOMAN GASPS]
EXCUSE ME?

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[VIC]
ARE YOU THIN, FAT, WHAT?
COME ON.

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[WOMAN]
WELL, THIN TO AVERAGE,
I GUESS. WHY?

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[VIC]
OH, GOD.

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OKAY, FUCK IT.
WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?

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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO]

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[SKOT]
OKAY, I GOT IT.

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YOU CAN COME BACK
AND GET ME NOW.

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-[CAR HONKS]
-COME ON!

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OH, SURPRISE.
HE ACTUALLY CAME BACK.

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OH, LOOKS GOOD, VIC.

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BUT CAN YOU PULL UP
JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER?

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OH, OH, OH, OH!
TOO FAR, TOO FAR, TOO FAR.

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OKAY, BACK UP, BACK UP.

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[SCOFFS]
NEVER MIND.

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THIS GUY'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO WORK WITH.

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HELLO.
SKOT WIMBY VIDEO DIARY

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FOR THE CIVILIAN
DEPARTMENT OF UFOLOGY,

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CASE NUMBER CA-163115,

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LOCATION--
SKYFOREST, CALIFORNIA.

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LEAD UFOLOGIST
IS VIC VAN SINGE,

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AND I, SKOT WIMBY,
WILL BE DOUBLING AS
THE UFOLOGIST TRAINEE

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SLASH TECH MANAGER.

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NOW WE'RE HERE
AT THE CLIENT'S HOUSE,

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JESSA GWILLIAMS,

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WHO-- SHE CLAIMS THAT
UFOS HAVE BEEN WATCHING HER

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FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,

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-AND WE PLAN TO--
-[CAR HORN HONKS]

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OH, OKAY, I GOTTA GO.

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I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON.
OKAY, BYE.

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OH, JESUS. OH, FUCK.

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HELLO? MRS. UH--
FUCK, WHAT WAS IT?

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-MRS. UH...
-[SKOT] GWILLIAMS.
JESSA GWILLIAMS.

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RIGHT, YEAH. MRS. WILLIAMS?
MRS. WILLIAMS?

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-HELLO?
-[JESSA] IT'S GWILLIAMS.

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-MISS GWILLIAMS.
-HUH?

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[JESSA]
MY LAST NAME IS GWILLIAMS
WITH A "G"

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-AND I'M NOT MARRIED.
-OKAY, YEAH.

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I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.

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I'M WITH THE C.D.U.
WE TALKED ON THE PHONE.

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[JESSA]
COULD YOU TAKE OFF
YOUR SUNGLASSES?

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-WHAT?
-[JESSA] YOUR SUNGLASSES.
I DON'T LIKE THEM.

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-CAN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
-IS SHE FUCKING SERIOUS?

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THERE, HAPPY?

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AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PUT OUT THAT CIGARETTE, TOO.

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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY?
IT'S BEEN A LONG-ASS DRIVE

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AND I REALLY NEED
TO TAKE A SHIT,

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SO EITHER OPEN UP
THE GODDAMN DOOR

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AND LET ME USE
YOUR FUCKING TOILET,

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OR I'LL EVISCERATE
YOUR LITTLE FLOWER PATCH,

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GET IN MY FUCKING CAR,
AND LEAVE.

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WHAT'LL IT BE?

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-[SKOT] VIC, COME ON.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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-[LOCKS CLICKING]
-THAT'S A GIRL.

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-YEAH.
-HEY, NO, NO.
I NEED SOME ID.

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I AM THIS CLOSE TO COMMITTING
A FUCKING HATE CRIME.

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GODDAMMIT.

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FUCKING DOESN'T ANYBODY
TRUST A FUCKING...

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THERE YOU GO.

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YEAH. [SNIFFS]
ARE YOU FUCKING DRUNK?

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-NO.
-OKAY, SO WE'VE ESTABLISHED

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OUR CLIENT'S A FUCKING LIAR.

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-I AM NOT A LIAR.
-BULLSHIT.

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-GET OUT OF MY WAY.
-[SKOT] VIC!

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LIKE IT SAYS ON THE CARD--
SINGE, VIC SINGE.

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THIS GUY HERE,
HE'S, UH...

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-WHAT THE FUCK'S YOUR NAME?
-UH, SKOT.

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YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
SKOT WIMPY.

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HE'S MY MILDLY-AUTISTIC
INVESTIGATOR TRAINEE.

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[SKOT]
WIM-BY. SKOT WIMBY.

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-NICE TO MEET YOU.
-OKAY, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.

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I'M ABOUT TO LAY A MOUNTAIN
OF TOXICITY IN HERE.

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SO NOBODY LIGHT A MATCH
FOR THE NEXT 45 MINUTES.

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WHEN I'M DONE,
I WANT TO SEE ALL

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YOUR LITTLE FUCKING EVIDENCE,
OKAY, BABE?

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GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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OH, OKAY.

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[SKOT]
HERE'S MY ID.

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THIS IS FUCKING GORGEOUS.
YOU LANDSCAPE THIS YOURSELF?

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NOTHING'S GROWN HERE
IN A WHILE.

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I MEAN, AT LEAST NOT SINCE
I FIRST SAW THE... YOU KNOW.

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-[SKOT] THE UFO.
-YEAH.

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YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

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SO THEY WATCH YOU.
WHAT ELSE?

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WELL, THE LAST TIME
I SAW IT, I WAS, UM--

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I WAS LOOKING OUT
THAT WINDOW

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OVER THERE
AND IT WAS RIGHT HERE.

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YEAH, IS IT THE SAME UFO
THAT'S WATCHING YOU EVERY TIME?

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YEAH, IT'S ALWAYS
THE SAME ONE.

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WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?

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YOU KNOW, IT'S BIG
AND IT'S BLACK.

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SO'S MY FUCKING COCK.
WHAT ELSE?

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-I DON'T KNOW.
-OKAY, DID YOU SEE
THE GODDAMN THING?

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YES, I SAW IT.
IT HAS, UM, LIKE A--

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IT HAS A BLUE LIGHT
THAT SORT OF SPINS AROUND
THE MIDDLE,

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AND IT KIND OF LOOKS
LIKE A HAT.

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YOU KNOW, LIKE ONE OF
THOSE BOWLER HATS?

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-A FUCKING HAT.
-YEAH.

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THAT'S THE BEST DESCRIPTION
YOUR LIMITED VOCABULARY
CAN COME UP WITH?

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WOW, YOU GETTING THIS?

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WELL, IT DOESN'T
LOOK LIKE A PLANE

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OR A BLIMP OR A BALLOON

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OR ANYTHING ELSE I'VE EVER
SEEN BEFORE, YOU JERK.

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-WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
-[DEVICE HONKS]

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[SKOT] THIS?
OH, IT MEASURES UNCOMMON

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OR ANOMALOUS
ENERGY SIGNATURES.

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WHAT THE FUCK
DID YOU JUST SAY?

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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MY NEWEST INVENTION.

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THIS DEVICE CAN DISTINGUISH
COMMON FORMS OF ENERGY

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FOUND HERE ON EARTH
FROM MORE UNCOMMON SIGNATURES

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PRODUCED BY THINGS
LIKE ATMOSPHERIC IONIZATION,

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NEGATIVE MASS,
ZERO POINT ENERGY,

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AND ANTI-GRAVITY FIELDS--

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TYPES OF ENERGY SPECIFICALLY
ASSOCIATED WITH UFOS.

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I CALL IT THE U-METER.

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I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
WHAT YOU CALL IT.

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-IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.
-LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

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-I HEARD THAT, BITCH.
-I WASN'T WHISPERING, ASSHOLE.

210
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,272
-OOH, YOU WANNA GO?
-OOH.

211
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,708
-[DEVICE HONKING]
-OOH, IT WORKS.

212
00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,309
WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT DOES THAT--
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

213
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,478
DOES THAT MEAN IT'S BACK?
IS THAT WHAT IT MEANS?

214
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,180
[SKOT]
NO, NO, THE SIGNAL'S
PRETTY WEAK,

215
00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:22,182
BUT I AM DEFINITELY GETTING
SOME RESIDUAL ENERGY.

216
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,417
BULLSHIT. IT'S PROBABLY
THOSE FUCKING POWER LINES

217
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,486
OR SOME RADIOACTIVE
DINOSAUR SHIT.

218
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,956
-WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?
-[SKOT] NO, MY DEVICE
KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE

219
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,858
-BETWEEN--
-YOUR DEVICE CAN GO
FUCK ITSELF.

220
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,226
HAS HE EVER SEEN ANY EVIDENCE
THAT IMPRESSED HIM?

221
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,362
[SKOT] I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
I'VE EVER WORKED WITH HIM.

222
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:37,831
YOU KNOW WHAT, LADY?
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
IMPRESS ME?

223
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,867
IF THERE WAS A SPACESHIP
RIGHT THE FUCK THERE

224
00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:42,936
WITH LITTLE SPACE ALIENS
SELLING SPACE BURGERS
AT THE HELM.

225
00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,272
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU HAD PICTURES OF
THIS FUCKING FLYING HAT.

226
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,775
-I DO.
-WELL, THEN, WHY ARE YOU
SHOWING ME DIRT?

227
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,409
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME
SOME GODDAMN EVIDENCE?

228
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:52,245
-[SKOT] VIC!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
-FUCK YOU!

229
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,914
UH, SORRY.

230
00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,384
STRICT PROCEDURE,
AND A STRONG CODE OF ETHICS

231
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,354
ARE KEYS TO THE SUCCESS
OF ANY SCIENTIFIC ORGANIZATION

232
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,523
IN ITS GOAL
TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.

233
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,794
AND THAT IS WHY I CREATED
THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK.

234
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:09,096
[SKOT]
WHILE THE PRIMARY AIM
OF INVESTIGATION

235
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,398
IS GATHERING DATA
FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH,

236
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:15,936
THE WELFARE OF THE WITNESS
SHOULD BE TOP PRIORITY
FOR ALL UFOLOGISTS.

237
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:19,873
REMEMBER, THESE ARE PEOPLE
THAT RELY ON YOU FOR ANSWERS.

238
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,342
REFRAIN FROM ANY ACTION
OR ATTITUDE

239
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:27,380
THAT COULD CAUSE A WITNESS
CONCERN OR DISTRESS.

240
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,316
VIC.

241
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:32,319
[VIC]
BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT.
BULLSHIT.

242
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,987
FUCKING BULLSHIT.

243
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:35,856
WHAT THE FUCK? BULLSHIT.

244
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,092
BULLSH--
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

245
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,560
IF YOU TELL ME THIS IS
YOUR FUCKING ALIEN,

246
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,362
I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU
IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH.

247
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,364
NO, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THAT GOT IN THERE.

248
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,266
BULLSHIT.
MORE BULLSHIT.

249
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:49,302
THESE ARE NOT BULLSHIT.
I TOOK THEM MYSELF, YOU KNOW.

250
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,404
-STUPID BULLSHIT.
-OH, JESUS.

251
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,406
WHAT THE FUCK?
GREAT JOB.

252
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,943
YOU CAUGHT SOME
BLURRY SPECKS IN THE SKY
AND A FUCKING ELEPHANT.

253
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,377
LOOK, I KNOW HOW THIS
MUST SOUND,

254
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,446
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD,
I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.

255
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,181
AND WHO THE FUCK
USES FILM ANYMORE?

256
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,350
GET A FUCKING DIGITAL.
JESUS.

257
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,385
[SKOT]
UH, VIC, YOU KNOW
IT'S ACTUALLY HARDER

258
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,855
TO DOCTOR FILM PRINTS
THAN IT IS DIGITAL PHOTOS.

259
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:11,191
OH, REALLY?
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU,
DICKWAD?

260
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,460
AND HOW CAN YOU
AFFORD THIS CABIN?

261
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:16,129
-IT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
-WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW,

262
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,398
MY PARENTS LEFT IT TO ME
WHEN THEY DIED.

263
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,200
AWW.

264
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,836
AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD
FOR YOU NOW?

265
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,404
BOO FUCKING HOO.

266
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,140
DO YOU EVEN HAVE
A GODDAMN JOB?

267
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,508
YEAH, AROUND TOWN.

268
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,212
-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?
-I AM AN ARTIST.

269
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,614
-SO YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED?
-NO.

270
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,984
-IS THIS ONE OF YOURS?
-YES.

271
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,619
WOW, YOUR SISTER
GOT NO ARMS?

272
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,922
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?

273
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,024
-WHAT DO I DO?
-YEAH, WHAT DO YOU DO?

274
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,959
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DO.

275
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:49,897
I VOLUNTEER MY PRECIOUS TIME
TO INVESTIGATE BULLSHIT CLAIMS

276
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,332
OF OUT OF WORK NUTJOBS
WHO LIVE BY THEMSELVES

277
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,335
IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE
OF BUTTFUCK, USA,

278
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,037
SPENDING UNEMPLOYMENT CHECKS

279
00:13:57,070 --> 00:14:00,373
TO GET BOOZE AND GET SHITFACED
EVERY FUCKING NIGHT

280
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,476
AND HALLUCINATE
ABOUT SEEING UFOS,
THAT'S WHAT I DO.

281
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,644
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
-YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

282
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,246
-SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.
-FUCK.

283
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:08,215
YOU GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY HOUSE,
RIGHT NOW!

284
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,416
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M CONFUSED!

285
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,919
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
OR DO YOU WANT TO
KICK ME OUT?

286
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:12,986
-[SKOT] VIC!
-GET OUT OF HERE!

287
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,321
[SKOT] OKAY,
YOU CAN HIT MY FACE,

288
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,622
BUT NOT THE CAMERA,
NOT THE CAMERA! OW!

289
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,623
[VIC] OH, YEAH,
YOU'RE FANTASTIC.

290
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,158
GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR,

291
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,160
AND GET OFF MY PROPERTY
BEFORE I CALL THE COPS.

292
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,963
OH, YEAH, I'M SURE
THE COPS WILL RUSH RIGHT
THE FUCK OUT HERE

293
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,099
TO SEE WHAT THE CRAZY,
DRUNK UFO LADY WANTS.

294
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,401
WOW, WHAT A MESS.

295
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:30,303
[SKOT]
NICE WORK, VIC.

296
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,139
WAIT FOR IT.

297
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,575
ONE, TWO...

298
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,945
-THREE.
-[JENNA] WAIT.

299
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,384
LOOK, I DON'T--

300
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,654
I DON'T KNOW
WHO ELSE TO CALL, OKAY?

301
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,057
AND THERE'S
SOMETHING GOING ON HERE
THAT I CAN'T EXPLAIN,

302
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,492
BUT IF YOU STAY LONG ENOUGH
I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL
SEE SOMETHING.

303
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,032
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

304
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,001
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
WHY DON'T YOU BE A GOOD
LITTLE MOUNTAIN MAMA

305
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,602
AND COOK US UP
SOME VITTLES?

306
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:08,375
[SKOT]
OKAY, SO THESE ARE
THE PICTURES THAT JESSA TOOK.

307
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,610
VIC FLIPPED THROUGH THEM
PRETTY QUICKLY EARLIER,

308
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,247
SO I WANTED TO GET A BETTER
DOCUMENTATION OF ALL OF THEM.

309
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,583
UM, ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU CAN SEE HERE,

310
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:20,253
THIS IS THE HAT-SHAPED UFO,
AS JESSA DESCRIBES IT,

311
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:24,191
THAT HAS BEEN WATCHING HER
FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS.

312
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:28,595
VERY INTERESTING,
AND THEY'RE QUITE CLEAR, TOO.
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

313
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,599
BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO TELL
EXACTLY WHAT THE OBJECT IS.

314
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,702
AND WITHOUT ANY REAL DATA,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

315
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,538
TO BE ABLE TO ASSESS
SIZE OR DISTANCE.

316
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,441
UM, I DON'T KNOW.

317
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,743
VIC SEEMS LIKE HE'S ALREADY
GOT HIS MIND MADE UP
ABOUT THIS CASE,

318
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:48,481
BUT I'D AT LEAST LIKE TO
STICK AROUND TILL TONIGHT
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

319
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,251
UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE SAYS
SOMETHING TO GET US KICKED OUT.

320
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,388
HMM.

321
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,524
VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I NEED YOU OVER BY JESSA.

322
00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,227
OH, IT'S ANOTHER
CHICK WITH NO ARMS.

323
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,029
-NICE TITS, THOUGH.
-[JESSA] VERY FUNNY.

324
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,463
[SKOT]
VIC, PLEASE,
IF YOU GO OVER THERE,

325
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,365
WE CAN ACTUALLY START.

326
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,300
OOH, A LOOK INTO
A CRAZY WOMAN'S MIND.

327
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,136
[JESSA]
COME ON, THAT'S MY SKETCHBOOK,

328
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,305
AND I DON'T WANT YOUR
GREASY FINGERS ALL OVER IT.

329
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,341
-WHAT'S THIS?
-DO YOU MIND?

330
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,309
-[SKOT] OKAY, JESSA.
-WHAT? NO.

331
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,577
[SKOT]
WE'RE JUST GONNA START.

332
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,246
JUST IGNORE HIM
AND HE'LL JOIN US.

333
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,613
SO LET'S JUST START.
IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.

334
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:24,584
-SO, GO AHEAD.
-OKAY.

335
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,654
SO THE, UM-- THE PICTURES OF
THE UFO THAT I SHOWED YOU?

336
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,756
RIGHT, RIGHT,
THE FLYING FUCKING HAT.

337
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,424
WHATEVER.

338
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,526
I USUALLY SEE IT OUT OF
THESE WINDOWS OVER HERE.

339
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,062
-I SEE IT OVER HERE A LOT.
-OVER THERE?

340
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,330
-MM-HMM.
-WOW.

341
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,665
DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

342
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,800
-NO.
-[VIC LAUGHS]

343
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,669
[SKOT]
IS THAT THE SAME DIRECTION
WHERE YOU SHOWED US OUTSIDE?

344
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,506
UH, NO, THAT WAS IN
THE BACKYARD IN THAT DIRECTION,

345
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,208
BUT I ONLY SAW IT
THAT ONE TIME,

346
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,676
AND I ONLY SEE IT
THAT CLOSE ONCE.

347
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,278
WHEN WAS YOUR LAST
EXPERIENCE IN HERE?

348
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,579
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

349
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,281
WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME I SAW THE UFO?

350
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,748
NO, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU FUCKED IN HERE?

351
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,617
[SKOT]
VIC, COME ON! JEEZ.

352
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,586
WHAT? IT'S A VALID QUESTION.
WE'RE IN THE BEDROOM.

353
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,454
ARE YOU EVEN
A LICENSED INVESTIGATOR?

354
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:06,093
YOU THINK THEY GIVE LICENSES
OUT TO INVESTIGATE UFOS?

355
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,129
THE C.D.U. WAS STARTED
IN SOME DUDE'S GARAGE,
FOR CHRISSAKE.

356
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,199
-WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
-LISTEN, IT ALL COMES
DOWN TO EVIDENCE,

357
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,201
AND EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN
GIVING US IS ANECDOTAL,

358
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:18,838
-AND DOESN'T MEAN SHIT.
-SO THIS VIC GUY, WOW.

359
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,208
I MEAN,
HE PEES EVERYWHERE,

360
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,409
AND EVERY OTHER WORD
OUT OF HIS MOUTH

361
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,244
IS "BLEEP THIS",
AND "BLEEP THAT",

362
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,845
AND "BLEEP YOU".

363
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:29,549
I GET THE IDEA OF BEING
A LITTLE SKEPTICAL,

364
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:33,486
BUT IT SAYS VERY CLEARLY
IN THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK,

365
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,854
THE WITNESS MUST BE ALLOWED

366
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,257
TO RECOUNT EVERYTHING
THEY'VE SEEN

367
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,592
WITHOUT INTERRUPTION
IN ORDER TO BEST INSURE

368
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,794
THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR A FULL ACCOUNT.

369
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,863
BUY, HEY, I UNDERSTAND.

370
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,733
THIS FIELD OF WORK CAN BE
REALLY FRUSTRATING.

371
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:51,238
I MEAN, THE ROSWELL CASE
WAS WHAT, 70 YEARS AGO?

372
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,541
AND WHAT PROOF DO WE HAVE
TODAY THAT ALIENS ARE REAL?

373
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,478
NADA. 70 YEARS.

374
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,715
MAN, THOUSANDS,
IF YOU BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE.

375
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,652
THIS IS MY 13TH CASE
IN TWO YEARS,

376
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,356
AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM
HAS TURNED UP NOTHING.

377
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:12,125
ALL OF THEM--
EITHER A HOAX,

378
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,361
MISIDENTIFIED
NATURAL PHENOMENON,

379
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:18,531
OR AN IDENTIFIED
FLYING OBJECT.

380
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,600
I JUST WISH
THAT AT SOME POINT,

381
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:24,371
ONE OF THESE WILL TURN UP
SOMETHING AUTHENTIC.

382
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,873
WELL, I NEED TO
GO AND GET SET UP

383
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:28,408
FOR MY FIRST NIGHT
OF INVESTIGATING.

384
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,411
SO WISH ME LUCK.

385
00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,715
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

386
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,456
ALL RIGHT, I'VE BEEN OUT HERE
A LITTLE WHILE NOW

387
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,693
AND HAVEN'T REALLY
SEEN ANYTHING,

388
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,561
JUST THE OCCASIONAL AIRPLANE,

389
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:52,465
HELICOPTER, OR SOMETIMES
EVEN A SATELLITE.

390
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,901
IT'S NICE OUT HERE, THOUGH.

391
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,304
VERY ISOLATED.

392
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,805
I CAN DEFINITELY SEE
HOW SOMEONE

393
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,808
MIGHT START IMAGINING THINGS,

394
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,277
WITH OR WITHOUT ALCOHOL.

395
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:08,681
OH, GOSH, VIC.
HE'S ASLEEP.

396
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,684
DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO COME OUT
AND INVESTIGATE WITH ME.

397
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,953
HE JUST THINKS
JESSA'S A LONELY WOMAN

398
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,588
WITH A DRINKING PROBLEM.

399
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,892
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

400
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,763
FOR THE RECORD, I REALLY DO
BELIEVE IN THIS STUFF.

401
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,400
I JOINED THE C.D.U.
BECAUSE I REALLY,

402
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,837
REALLY WANT TO SEE A UFO
WITH MY OWN EYES,

403
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,474
OR BETTER YET,
MEET AN ACTUAL ALIEN.

404
00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,680
IF YOU'RE OUT THERE
WATCHING,

405
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,916
LISTENING TO ME RIGHT NOW,

406
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:48,821
JUST KNOW THAT I WOULD
REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU,

407
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,524
AND THEN YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE AFRAID.

408
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,527
OKAY.

409
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,630
WELL...

410
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,499
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

411
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,645
[SKOT WHISTLING]

412
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,658
SO I JUST HEARD
JESSA SCREAM.

413
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,728
I THINK.

414
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,962
I GUESS I HAVE TO--

415
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,567
YEAH, I'LL GO CHECK IT OUT.

416
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,307
GETTING SOME
WEIRD INTERFERENCE.

417
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,643
-[BEEPING]
-WHOA, WHAT WAS THAT?

418
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:48,415
JESSA?
JESSA, ARE YOU IN HERE?

419
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:52,319
[BEEPING, STATIC]

420
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,853
VIC, ARE YOU AWAKE?

421
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,422
[VIC]
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

422
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,390
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
DOWN HERE!

423
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,625
[SKOT]
JESSA'S NOT IN HER ROOM.

424
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,460
DO YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?

425
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,061
[VIC]
I DON'T KNOW,
ON A BOOZE RUN?

426
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,497
HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?

427
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,834
[SKOT]
WHAT THE-- OH, MY GOD!

428
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,937
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!

429
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,840
VIC, GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW!
SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED!

430
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,575
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

431
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,976
[VIC] WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU TWO DOING UP HERE?

432
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,645
[SKOT] I JUST SAW JESSA!

433
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,682
I SAW-- JESSA WAS FLOATING!
JESSA WAS FLOATING!

434
00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,317
[VIC]
BULLSHIT.

435
00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:28,455
[SKOT]
NO! NO, TELL HIM,
JESSA. TELL--

436
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:33,025
[STUTTERING]
FOUR... LITTLE... THINGS.

437
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:36,463
[SKOT]
THINGS? WHAT THINGS? WHAT?

438
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,332
-THERE'S CATS. CAT.
-[SKOT] CATS?

439
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:42,369
[VIC]
DID SHE SAYS
"CATS" OR "HATS"?

440
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:46,105
THERE'S A CAT--
SOMETHING GRABBED MY ARM,

441
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,576
AND I STARTED RISING UP,
AND I FELT LIKE I COULDN'T--

442
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,511
[SKOT]
OKAY, WHICH ARM?

443
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,915
UM, MY LEFT ONE, I THINK.

444
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,550
[SKOT]
OKAY, CAN YOU
PULL YOUR SLEEVE BACK?

445
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:59,352
WHOA, WHAT IS THAT?
WHAT IS THAT?

446
00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:00,820
[VIC]
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU
PULLING THAT SHIT OUT?

447
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:01,954
[SKOT]
ALL RIGHT, IT'S JUST A LIGHT.

448
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,857
I JUST WANT
TO CHECK SOMETHING.

449
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,693
NO, NO, NO, NO!
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

450
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,361
[SKOT]
OKAY, OKAY.

451
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,463
HOW ABOUT IF YOU TAKE IT?

452
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,031
YOU TAKE IT, AND JUST
SHINE IT ON YOUR ARM

453
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,801
WHERE YOU THINK
THEY GRABBED YOU.

454
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:21,674
[RADIO STATIC]

455
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:26,946
OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT?

456
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,716
[SKOT]
FINGERPRINTS.

457
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,784
SO THEY WERE IN HERE.
THEY WERE--

458
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:32,952
THEY WERE IN HERE.

459
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,421
[VIC]
THEY WERE A NIGHTMARE,

460
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,488
JUST LIKE THE ONE
I'M GONNA HAVE

461
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,524
AFTER SEEING YOU
WITHOUT MAKEUP.

462
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:38,858
SHUT UP, VIC.

463
00:22:40,460 --> 00:22:41,494
WAIT, ARE YOU--

464
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:44,997
[SKOT]
VIC, SERIOUSLY?

465
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,900
WHAT? I SLEEP NAKED.
WHO GIVES A FUCK?

466
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,602
-[FARTS]
-[SKOT] UGH!

467
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,172
OKAY, SORRY IF
I'M A LITTLE JUMPY.

468
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,774
I DON'T EVEN KNOW.

469
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,643
I'M JUST TRYING TO WRAP MY MIND
AROUND WHAT I JUST SAW.

470
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,546
I AM PRETTY CERTAIN
THAT I JUST WALKED IN

471
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:02,649
ON JESSA BEING ABDUCTED.

472
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,517
SHE ALSO SAID
SOMETHING ABOUT--

473
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,120
ABOUT SEEING THESE CATS,
LIKE, FOUR CATS.

474
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:12,759
BUT I DON'T KNOW,
'CAUSE I'VE READ THAT ALIENS

475
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,594
CAN REPLACE THE IMAGE
OF WHAT PEOPLE

476
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,128
ARE SEEING WHEN
THEY ABDUCT THEM.

477
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,698
SO, OWLS ARE
THE MOST COMMON IMAGERY,

478
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,033
BUT JESSA SAID THAT SHE SAW...

479
00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:27,807
CATS.

480
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,743
CREEPY.

481
00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:33,112
I-- OH, GOSH,
I CAN'T SHAKE THE FEELING

482
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,782
THAT I'M BEING WATCHED.

483
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,117
AND NOT JUST
FROM ONE DIRECTION,

484
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,820
BUT FROM EVERYWHERE.

485
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:46,893
ANYWAY, I THINK THERE MIGHT
ACTUALLY BE SOMETHING

486
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,195
TO THIS CASE AFTER ALL,

487
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,731
AND IT'S ONLY
THE FIRST NIGHT.

488
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,099
WELL, GOSH, IT'S LATE.

489
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,968
I SHOULD REALLY
TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP.

490
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,070
I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE
ABLE TO AFTER THAT, THOUGH.

491
00:24:56,295 --> 00:25:00,166
SO VIC WANTS TO LEAVE.
HE THINKS JESSA'S CRAZY.

492
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:04,771
I GET IT, BUT HE DIDN'T SEE
WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT.

493
00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:07,206
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO.
WE CAN'T GO, NOT YET.

494
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,010
I MEAN, BECAUSE SOMETHING IS
DEFINITELY GOING ON HERE.

495
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,013
I MEAN, THESE ALIENS,
THEY WOULDN'T JUST
SHOW UP ON CUE

496
00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:17,316
LIKE THIS IS SOME MOVIE
OR TV SHOW.

497
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,786
WE NEED TO BE PATIENT.

498
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:24,190
AND JESSA EVEN PROMISED--
NOT SAID, BUT PROMISED

499
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,625
THAT IF WE WAIT LONG ENOUGH,

500
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,326
WE'LL DEFINITELY
SEE SOMETHING.

501
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,596
AND I ALREADY HAVE
IN ONE NIGHT!

502
00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:31,798
SO I THINK IF VIC JUST
WAITS A LITTLE MORE,

503
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:33,800
THEN HE'LL SEE SOMETHING, TOO,

504
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,635
AND IT'LL CHANGE EVERYTHING.

505
00:25:37,770 --> 00:25:39,806
YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH.

506
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:41,641
I'M GONNA GO SEE IF
I CAN'T CONVINCE HIM TO STAY

507
00:25:41,674 --> 00:25:43,643
JUST A LITTLE LONGER.

508
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:46,913
OKAY, OKAY, SO...

509
00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,915
SO VIC SAID HE'D STAY
FOR ONE MORE DAY.

510
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:51,784
SO I JUST HAD TO AGREE TO
VIDEOTAPE THESE REHEARSALS

511
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:55,121
FOR AN AIR GUITAR CONTEST THAT
HE'S COMPETING IN NEXT MONTH,

512
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:56,589
WHATEVER THAT IS.

513
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:01,661
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

514
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,676
[GUNSHOT]

515
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:17,677
[MUSIC STOPS]

516
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:18,745
[SKOT]
WHAT?

517
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,281
-[GUNSHOT]
-OH, FUCK. COME ON.

518
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,916
[SKOT]
WHAT IS THAT?

519
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,086
[GUNSHOT]

520
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,255
[JESSA]
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME,
YOU ASSHOLES!

521
00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:30,957
[SKOT]
OH, MY GOSH.

522
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,659
[VIC]
YO, PSYCHO-HOLIC,
WHAT THE--

523
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:33,826
-[GUNSHOT]
-WHOA!

524
00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:37,630
-OH, MY GOSH!
-SHIT. SORRY.

525
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,799
[VIC]
YOU ALMOST SHOT ME,
YOU CRAZY BITCH!

526
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,334
I SAW THEM AGAIN
RIGHT OVER THERE.

527
00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,336
FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS!

528
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,938
COME ON, LET'S FUCKING
GET OUT OF HERE.

529
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,406
[SKOT]
I'M FINE, VIC, THANKS.

530
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,275
-[JESSA] PLEASE.
-NO WAY, THE CASE IS CLOSED.

531
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:51,077
I'M FILING IT UNDER
"B" FOR "BULLSHIT."

532
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,779
BUT YOU CAN'T GO.
YOU CAN'T GO.

533
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:53,913
I NEED YOU GUYS.
I NEED YOU.

534
00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,281
NOT TO MENTION THIS--

535
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:57,817
YOU ALMOST SHOT OFF
THE KING OF GENITALIA.

536
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,720
I SAID I WAS SORRY,
BUT I SAW THEM!

537
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,221
I SAW THEM!
THEY WERE RIGHT THERE.

538
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,923
YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE YOU DID
AND MAYBE YOU DIDN'T,

539
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,792
BUT NO WONDER
NOBODY BELIEVES YOU.

540
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,860
YOU COMPLETELY
DISCREDIT YOURSELF,
YOU DRUNKEN WHORE.

541
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:11,898
HEY! HEY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IT'S LIKE!

542
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:16,302
NO IDEA!
IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING--

543
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,437
IF I DIDN'T DO SOMETHING
TO NUMB MYSELF,

544
00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:21,941
I WOULD HAVE KILLED
MYSELF BY NOW.

545
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:26,913
-NAH, TOO EASY.
-NO, NO, NO.

546
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,414
NO, NO, NO.
DON'T YOU GET IT?

547
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,082
DON'T YOU GET IT?
THEY WANT YOU GUYS TO LEAVE.

548
00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,218
THEY WANT YOU TO LEAVE
SO THAT THEY CAN TAKE ME.

549
00:27:32,251 --> 00:27:34,453
HAVE A NICE TRIP. DRIVE.

550
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,789
[SKOT]
THANKS FOR THE SANDWICHES,
MISS GWILLIAMS.

551
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,992
[VIC] HA, HA, HA!
LOOK AT THAT SHIT.

552
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,461
-[SKOT] VIC, COME ON.
-[VIC] TOODLEOO!

553
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,163
[HORN HONKS]

554
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,098
[SKOT]
WOW, THAT'S JUST KIND OF SAD.

555
00:27:46,132 --> 00:27:47,266
[VIC]
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

556
00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:51,237
[ROCK MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]

557
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,777
[SKOT]
YEAH, IT'S ON,
BUT WHY DON'T YOU

558
00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,478
-JUST LET ME SHOOT--
-[VIC] I GOT IT, COME ON.

559
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,213
-[SKOT] WHERE IS IT?
I DON'T SEE IT.
-[VIC] RIGHT THERE.

560
00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,949
IT WAS KIND OF MOVING IN
AND OUT OF THE CLOUDS.

561
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,450
I SWEAR TO CHRIST,
IT WAS FOLLOWING US.

562
00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,385
[SKOT]
OH, WOW, I SEE IT.

563
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:10,122
[VIC]
FUCK ME IF IT DOES KINDA
LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN HAT.

564
00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,257
[SKOT]
VIC, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE RECORDING?

565
00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,391
IS THE RED LIGHT ON?

566
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,160
[VIC]
YEAH, BUT-- SON OF A--

567
00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,195
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE FOCUS
ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT?

568
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,797
[SKOT]
NO! IT'S ON MANUAL!
HERE, LET ME.

569
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,199
-[VIC] HURRY UP, FOCUS IT!
-[SKOT] WHOA!

570
00:28:20,232 --> 00:28:22,201
-[RUMBLING]
-[VIC] JESUS!

571
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:23,970
[CAR DOORS SLAM]

572
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:33,145
-VIC, DID WE JUST--
-YEAH, I THINK
WE JUST FUCKING DID.

573
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,817
[BOTH LAUGHING, CHEERING]

574
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:40,186
I GUESS THIS MEANS
WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO JESSA'S.

575
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:44,190
THE RED LIGHT'S ON.

576
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:46,258
WHAT THE FUCK?
GOD DAMN.

577
00:28:46,292 --> 00:28:47,760
NOTE TO SKOT,

578
00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:49,195
NEXT TIME I WANT
MY OWN FUCKING CAMERA

579
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,930
THAT I CAN
JUST POINT AND SHOOT.

580
00:28:50,963 --> 00:28:54,400
NONE OF THIS MANUAL FOCUS
AND IRIS SHIT. GOT IT?

581
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,535
[SKOT]
THIS CAMERA ISN'T
THAT HARD TO USE.

582
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,170
FUCK YOU.

583
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,143
-[VIC] HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

584
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,079
ALCOHOL DELIVERY MAN.

585
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,483
FREE XANAX SAMPLES!

586
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,021
OOH.

587
00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:16,088
[SKOT]
OH, VIC, VIC,
I REALLY DON'T THINK

588
00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:18,024
WE SHOULD BE SNEAKING IN
THE HOUSE OF A DRUNK WOMAN

589
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:19,425
WHO HAD A GUN
THE LAST TIME WE SAW HER.

590
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,127
STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY.

591
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,494
SHE'S PROBABLY
PASSED OUT SOMEWHERE.

592
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,165
JEEZ.

593
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:29,235
GOT A LITTLE WHINY BABY
ON OUR HANDS.

594
00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,503
OOH. YEAH.

595
00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:36,342
AHH!

596
00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:38,244
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?

597
00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:42,281
OH, JUST LIKE I SAID.

598
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,117
SHE GOT A NICE ASS.

599
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,955
[SKOT]
VIC, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

600
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,056
[VIC]
SHUT THE FUCK UP.

601
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,163
IS IT STILL CONSIDERED RAPE
IF I YELL "SURPRISE"?

602
00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:58,230
[SKOT] VIC.

603
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,074
-STOP, STOP, STOP.
-SHUT THE FUCK UP.

604
00:30:17,516 --> 00:30:19,318
YOU'RE RECORDING,
RIGHT, BABY?

605
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:22,421
[SKOT]
YEAH, BUT I REALLY
DON'T THINK WE SHOULD--

606
00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,991
-[IMITATING LOUD ROCK MUSIC]
-[JESSA SCREAMING]

607
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,626
-OH, JESUS!
-NO! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

608
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,162
CALM THE FUCK DOWN! JESUS!

609
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:33,299
-CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.
-GO AWAY, GO AWAY!

610
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,168
-STOP IT, GODDAMMIT!
-[JESSA SCREAMING]

611
00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,436
STOP, STOP.

612
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,071
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF.

613
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,875
JESUS.

614
00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:47,113
-YEAH.
-IT'S YOU.

615
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:53,119
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LEFT.

616
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,187
YEAH, AND LIKE JESUS,
WE CAME BACK. FUCK.

617
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:56,588
[SKOT]
HEY, JESSA.

618
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,127
WHY? YOU MISS
MAKING FUN OF ME?

619
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,395
NO, I COULD HAVE
DONE THAT ON THE PHONE.

620
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:06,465
WE CAME BACK BECAUSE
WE SAW YOUR U.F.F.H.

621
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,535
MY WHAT?

622
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:12,304
UNIDENTIFIED
FUCKING FLYING HAT.

623
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,409
WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

624
00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:20,546
THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M SAYING I BELIEVE YOU,
YOU CRAZY BITCH.

625
00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:21,680
-YOU SAW IT?
-YEAH.

626
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,382
YOU SAW IT? IT'S REAL?

627
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:24,683
IT'S REAL? OH, MY GOD!

628
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,219
OH, MY GOD!
I'M NOT LOSING MY MIND.

629
00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:30,422
LET'S NOT GET AHEAD
OF OUR FUCKING SELVES.

630
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,658
I NEED A BEER.

631
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:34,660
GET THIS.

632
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:36,528
WE'RE HEADING
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN,

633
00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:41,333
AND VIC AND I HAD A CLOSE
ENCOUNTER OF THE FIRST KIND.

634
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,970
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

635
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:45,504
AFTER TWO YEARS
OF DOING THIS,

636
00:31:45,537 --> 00:31:49,075
I FINALLY SAW
MY VERY FIRST UFO.

637
00:31:49,108 --> 00:31:51,310
THE ONLY DRAWBACK IS
I LET VIC RUN THE CAMERA.

638
00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,212
HE SCREWED--
IT DOESN'T MATTER,

639
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:57,049
IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE
I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT I SAW.

640
00:31:57,083 --> 00:32:02,021
I MEAN,
I KNOW THE TRUTH NOW.

641
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,289
WE'RE NOT ALONE.

642
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:09,028
WOW. OH, AND
THE REALLY GOOD NEWS

643
00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:12,965
IS VIC IS TOTALLY IN
ON THIS CASE NOW.

644
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,536
ONE LAST THOUGHT.

645
00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:21,107
HAVING THE ANSWER
TO ONE OF HUMANITY'S
GREATEST QUESTIONS

646
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:24,443
IS ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARY,

647
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,347
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
THEY KNOW THAT I KNOW.

648
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,152
MAYBE THEY'LL COME
AND VISIT ME NOW.

649
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,955
MAYBE EVEN ABDUCT ME.

650
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,728
FINGERS CROSSED.

651
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:45,131
JULY 14TH WAS THE FIRST TIME

652
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,599
I BECAME AWARE
OF THE SKYFOREST CASE.

653
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:51,370
ACTUALLY, IT WAS
THE MORNING OF JULY 15TH--

654
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,774
VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING.

655
00:32:55,807 --> 00:32:59,145
I STILL HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MR. SINGE

656
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,513
GOT AHOLD OF MY PRIVATE
HOME PHONE NUMBER.

657
00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,049
YEAH, SHE WENT
ON A DRUNKEN RAGE,

658
00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,017
STARTED SHOOTING
AT THE SKY AND SHIT,

659
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:06,552
SO I GOT THE FUCK
OUT OF DODGE.

660
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,686
-[SKOT] OH, JEEZ.
-AND THAT'S WHEN

661
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,721
I SAW THE UFO
ON HIGHWAY 18.

662
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:12,191
[MITCH] WAIT, WHAT
IS THIS, A JOKE?

663
00:33:12,224 --> 00:33:14,260
NO IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.

664
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,462
BOTH SKOT AND I SAW
THE GODDAMN THING.

665
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:19,631
[MITCH]
OKAY, WELL-- WELL, LISTEN,
CAN THIS WAIT UNTIL MORNING?

666
00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,568
NO, I NEED EQUIPMENT
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

667
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,371
[MITCH]
UH, WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT?

668
00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:26,805
UH, WELL, FOR STARTERS,

669
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,807
I'D LIKE TO CANVAS
THIS WHOLE FUCKING TOWN

670
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,343
WITH AN ARMY OF CAMERAS
THAT RUN ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

671
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:33,612
[MITCH CHUCKLES]
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

672
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,447
JUST HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE, SON.

673
00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:36,682
WHAT?

674
00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,685
[MITCH] THIS IS
A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.

675
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:42,688
WE DON'T THE FINANCIAL RESOURCES
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

676
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:44,823
[VIC]
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

677
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,659
THIS IS THE WHOLE REASON
YOUR GODDAMN ORGANIZATION
EVEN FUCKING STARTED!

678
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,196
[MITCH]
WELL, YEAH, YEAH, BUT--
OKAY, FINE, LISTEN,

679
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,199
WHY DON'T YOU SEND ME A VIDEO
OF THE UFO YOU CAPTURED.

680
00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,201
THEN WE CAN TAKE IT
FROM THERE, OKAY?

681
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:57,369
OF COURSE YOU'D
FUCKING ASK ME THAT.

682
00:33:57,403 --> 00:33:58,404
[MITCH]
WHAT?

683
00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,839
WELL, THE CAMERA FUCKED UP

684
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,708
AND THE FOOTAGE
IS OUT OF FOCUS.

685
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,843
[MITCH]
HMM. I SEE.

686
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,379
NO, OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T
FUCKING SEE, ASSHOLE.

687
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,714
-[MITCH] WHAT?
-YOU KNOW WHAT?

688
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:11,217
FUCK THIS,
AND FUCK YOU, TOO.

689
00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,552
I'LL FINISH THIS
INVESTIGATION BY MYSELF.

690
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,853
[MITCH]
I APPROVED
YOUR INVESTIGATION--

691
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,223
-BON FUCKING VOYAGE!
-HELLO? HELLO?

692
00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,226
[TOILET FLUSHING]

693
00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:22,228
[MITCH] IN LIGHT
OF SUBSEQUENT EVENTS,

694
00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,564
I HAVE BEEN GREATLY CRITICIZED
BY THE UFO COMMUNITY

695
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:29,568
FOR FAILING TO PROVIDE MORE
SUPPORT FOR MISTER SINGE.

696
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,570
IN MY DEFENSE,

697
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:35,741
WE RECEIVE HUNDREDS
OF REPORTS EACH MONTH
OF UFO SIGHTINGS.

698
00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,876
UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE
A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION,

699
00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,578
AND SIMPLY DO NOT
HAVE THE FUNDS

700
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,414
TO PROVIDE SUPPORT
TO ALL OF THEM,

701
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:45,417
ESPECIALLY TO THE ONES
THAT DO NOT SUBMIT

702
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,120
CASE ASSESSMENT REPORTS

703
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:52,358
PRIOR TO THE START
OF THEIR INVESTIGATION.

704
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,626
[CRICKETS CHIRP]

705
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,844
[ELECTRONIC SQUEAKING
AND WHIRRING]

706
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:24,223
[NOISES CONTINUE]

707
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,320
[SKOT ON RECORDING]
OKAY.

708
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,955
WELL...

709
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,291
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.

710
00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:02,261
[NOISES CONTINUE]

711
00:36:06,898 --> 00:36:10,502
[SKOT]
DANG IT, WHERE DID--
HE WAS JUST HERE.

712
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:11,937
OH, HEY, VIC.

713
00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,939
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
PEEING OUTSIDE?

714
00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,841
WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE HOUSE
LIKE A CIVILIZED PERSON?

715
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,809
[VIC]
THIS WAS CLOSER, DICKWEED.

716
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,278
[SKOT]
I GOT YOU THE CAMERA
YOU WANTED.

717
00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:20,512
IT'S REAL SIMPLE.

718
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,248
I GOT TO DO ANY
FOCUSING OR IRIS SHIT?

719
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,816
[SKOT]
NO, BUT YOU DO
HAVE TO TURN IT ON.

720
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,785
[VIC]
WATCH IT, SMARTASS,
OR THE NEXT PLACE

721
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,555
I TAKE A PISS IS GONNA BE
ON YOUR FUCKING FACE.

722
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:33,592
SO I GAVE VIC ONE OF
MY SIMPLE CAMERAS TO USE

723
00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,862
TO CAPTURE ANY UFO ACTIVITY
HE MIGHT COME ACROSS UP HERE.

724
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:39,631
[VIC]
I HAD TO PUSH
THE FUCKING BUTTON.

725
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,634
HOW THE FUCK
DO I KNOW IF IT'S ON?

726
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:45,871
-SKOT!
-BUT OF COURSE,

727
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,239
WHAT DOES HE USE IT FOR?

728
00:36:47,273 --> 00:36:51,377
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

729
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,533
WHAT THE FUCK?

730
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,502
YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

731
00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,637
SERVES YOU RIGHT,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.

732
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,906
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT?

733
00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:23,675
I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT
IN MY ROOM VERY MUCH.

734
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:27,513
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SPEAK,
IT'S THE VERBAL EQUIVALENT
OF VAGINAL FLATULENCE?

735
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:31,417
[JESSA LAUGHS]
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

736
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,052
OH, MY GOD.

737
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,555
SO...

738
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,925
DO THEY REALLY CALL YOU
THE FINGER MASTER?

739
00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:42,761
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

740
00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:44,596
WHAT DO YOU
THINK I'M DOING?

741
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,865
I DON'T KNOW. I ASKED YOU.

742
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,737
I'M TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU,
YOU STUPID IDIOT.

743
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,606
-I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME.
-I DO.

744
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,943
BUT I ALSO HAVEN'T
HAD SEX IN, LIKE, TWO YEARS.

745
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,779
-NO SHIT?
-NO SHIT.

746
00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:05,016
WELL, OKAY,
LET'S SEE THE GOODS.

747
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,797
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

748
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,899
YEAH, WHAT THE FUCK?

749
00:38:25,871 --> 00:38:27,773
YEAH.

750
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,775
OOH, IS THAT THING ON?

751
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:30,909
NO.

752
00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,045
GET OVER HERE.

753
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:48,360
[RHYTHMIC SQUEAKING
AND THUMPING]

754
00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,397
SO I THINK VIC IS HAVING...

755
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,133
RELATIONS WITH JESSA.

756
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:59,838
[SQUEAKING CONTINUES]

757
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,007
THAT'S SO UNPROFESSIONAL.

758
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,076
"PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN
UFOLOGISTS AND WITNESSES

759
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:06,845
ARE NOT RECOMMENDED,

760
00:39:06,878 --> 00:39:08,747
AS THEY MAY TAINT
THE INVESTIGATION

761
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:11,149
AND COMPROMISE ITS VALIDITY."

762
00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:15,086
[SQUEAKING CONTINUES]

763
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:21,860
[BEEPING]

764
00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,795
IT'S 4:04 IN THE MORNING,

765
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:27,933
AND MY U-METER JUST
STARTED GOING OFF.

766
00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:32,871
-WHOA! LOOK AT THAT.
-[DOGS BARKING]

767
00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:34,172
THAT'S DEFINITELY
THE SAME UFO

768
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,708
VIC AND I SAW
THREE DAYS AGO.

769
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:38,009
WHOA!

770
00:39:38,043 --> 00:39:39,878
A LITTLE RED LIGHT
JUST SHOT OUT OF IT!

771
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,047
[BEEPING,
BARKING CONTINUE]

772
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,717
WEIRD. I FEEL LIKE
IT'S WATCHING ME.

773
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,987
WHAT IS THAT? OH, MY GOSH!

774
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:52,458
OH, I GOTTA TELL VIC!
I GOTTA-- OH, MY GOD.

775
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,992
OH, MY GOD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

776
00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:55,527
I'VE SEEN THE SAME UFO
A SECOND TIME.

777
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:58,163
A SECOND TIME.
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD!

778
00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:01,199
VIC, GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW.
WHAT?

779
00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,202
WHAT THE HECK
AM I LOOKING AT?

780
00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,738
VIC! VIC!

781
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:08,073
WHAT?

782
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,675
THE FUCK?

783
00:40:09,708 --> 00:40:10,909
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

784
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:13,579
[SKOT]
IT CAME OUT OF THE UFO.

785
00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:14,913
GET IT! GET IT, VIC!

786
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,915
[VIC]
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!

787
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:20,552
FUCK. JESUS.

788
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:23,088
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

789
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,691
[SKOT]
I DON'T KNOW.

790
00:40:25,724 --> 00:40:27,025
VIC?

791
00:40:27,058 --> 00:40:29,628
-LOOK AT JESSA.
-WHAT?

792
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,697
SHE DIDN'T EVEN WAKE UP.
IS SHE OKAY?

793
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,767
HEY, WAKE UP.

794
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,769
YO, SLEEPING UGLY,
WAKE THE FUCK UP.

795
00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,571
[SKOT]
WERE YOU GUYS DRINKING?

796
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:42,107
-YOO-HOO!
-IS SHE ASLEEP OR PASSED OUT?

797
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,576
-WAKE UP.
-MAYBE--

798
00:40:44,610 --> 00:40:46,712
MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL 911.

799
00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,580
NAW, I GOT IT.

800
00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:50,516
OW!

801
00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,519
AAH! THE FUCK?

802
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,054
[SKOT]
GUYS, GUYS!

803
00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:00,792
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT IS THAT THING?

804
00:41:00,826 --> 00:41:03,962
[VIC]
IT'S AN ORB.

805
00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:05,731
ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT THEM,

806
00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:08,634
BUT THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE EVER SEEN ONE.

807
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:11,136
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT 'EM ON
"COAST TO COAST" LAST WEEK.

808
00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:12,738
[SKOT]
HEY, I HEARD THAT ONE, TOO.

809
00:41:12,771 --> 00:41:15,073
THE GUY SAID THAT
THERE WERE TWO KINDS.

810
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,275
-YEAH, BLUE AND RED.
-YEP.

811
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,646
BLUE ORBS ARE HOW ALIENS
TRAVEL IN ENERGY FORM,

812
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,282
AND RED ORBS ARE LIKE
PROBES OR DRONES.

813
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,985
-DRONES?
-LIKE WHAT THE MILITARY USES.

814
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,087
REMOTE OBSERVATION DEVICES.

815
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:34,159
SO THEY ARE WATCHING ME.

816
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:39,230
WHY? VIC?

817
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:44,670
WHAT, NO SMARTASS
COMMENT THIS TIME?

818
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,772
VIC, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

819
00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,543
[SKOT]
THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME

820
00:41:51,577 --> 00:41:53,178
I'D EVER KNOWN VIC
TO BE SPEECHLESS.

821
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:56,014
I MEAN, NOT EVEN AN F-BOMB.

822
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:59,851
THAT ACTUALLY KIND
OF CREEPED ME OUT MORE
THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

823
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:04,255
WELL, EXCEPT MAYBE
FOR SEEING HIM NAKED...

824
00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:06,057
TWICE.

825
00:42:06,091 --> 00:42:08,193
I DON'T REMEMBER IF I WAS
FUCKING SPEECHLESS OR NOT,

826
00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:09,828
BUT I DO REMEMBER
THAT THAT'S WHEN THINGS

827
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,262
BECAME REAL FUCKING CLEAR

828
00:42:11,296 --> 00:42:12,864
THAT SOME REAL
FUCKING SHIT WAS AFOOT

829
00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,866
IN SKY FUCKING FOREST.

830
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:16,568
THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.

831
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:19,337
YET ANOTHER CRAZY NIGHT.

832
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:24,342
I JUST HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF
THE FIRST AND SECOND KIND.

833
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,712
OH, MY GOD. SO FIRST,

834
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:29,214
I SAW JESSA'S UFO AGAIN,
YOU KNOW,

835
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,216
THE SAME ONE VIC
AND I SAW EARLIER.

836
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:34,352
AND THEN I RAN DOWNSTAIRS
TO TELL VIC ABOUT IT,

837
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,188
AND THERE IT WAS
IN HIS ROOM--

838
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:39,758
A RED ORB.

839
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,359
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

840
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,062
I COULDN'T COMPREHEND
WHAT I WAS SEEING.

841
00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,064
IT WAS DEFINITELY
OTHERWORLDLY/

842
00:42:46,097 --> 00:42:49,735
AND IT WAS CRAZY,
IT MESSED WITH MY CAMERA.

843
00:42:49,768 --> 00:42:52,237
AND I COULD SEE IT,
AND FEEL IT,

844
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,239
AND THEN ALL OF
A SUDDEN, WHOOSH,

845
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,908
IT WAS GONE OUT THE WINDOW.

846
00:42:56,942 --> 00:42:58,910
AND THE WINDOW WAS CLOSED.

847
00:42:58,944 --> 00:43:03,915
ANYWAY, MY U-METER
IS GETTING SUCH A WORKOUT.

848
00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:05,383
I MEAN, THE MORE DATA
THAT IT COLLECTS,

849
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,085
THE MORE ACCURATE IT GETS.

850
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:10,756
AND IT IS SUCH A GOOD THING
THAT WE ARE HERE,

851
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:12,390
BECAUSE THOSE ALIENS
ARE DEFINITELY

852
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:15,994
INTERESTED IN JESSA
FOR WHATEVER REASON.

853
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:19,798
IT'S JUST UP TO US
TO TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHY.

854
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:20,866
OKAY.

855
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,305
SO I WAS ON MY WAY
TO THE BATHROOM

856
00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:28,940
AND I RAN INTO JESSA.

857
00:43:28,974 --> 00:43:30,676
SHE'S JUST STANDING
IN THE HALLWAY.

858
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:31,877
HERE, COME HERE.

859
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,113
THERE SHE IS.

860
00:43:37,683 --> 00:43:39,885
IT'S LIKE SHE'S IN SOME KIND
OF TRANCE OR SOMETHING.

861
00:43:44,990 --> 00:43:46,091
JESSA?

862
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,195
JESSA?

863
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,101
ARE YOU OKAY?

864
00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:01,139
JESSA, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

865
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,308
[JESSA WHISPERING]
DON'T TAKE MY BABY.

866
00:44:03,341 --> 00:44:05,977
-WHAT?
-...TAKE MY BABY.

867
00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:09,748
DON'T TAKE MY BABY.
DON'T TAKE MY BABY.

868
00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:10,716
JESSA?

869
00:44:14,452 --> 00:44:16,321
-JE-
-AAH!

870
00:44:16,354 --> 00:44:17,989
OH, GOD.

871
00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:21,159
OH, GOD.
YOU SCARED ME.

872
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:22,861
[SKOT]
YOU SCARED ME!

873
00:44:28,299 --> 00:44:29,434
WAIT.

874
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:36,374
-DID YOU GIVE ME THIS?
-WHAT?

875
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:40,478
-THIS.
-IS THAT AN ELEPHANT?

876
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:44,082
NO, NO, I'VE NEVER SEEN
THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

877
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,150
[JESSA] HUH.

878
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:50,055
THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR

879
00:44:50,088 --> 00:44:51,957
AROUND HERE ALL THE TIME.

880
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,261
[SKOT] WEIRD.

881
00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:02,801
-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
-[JESSA YELLS]

882
00:45:02,834 --> 00:45:04,302
[SKOT]
JESSA, ARE YOU OKAY?

883
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:06,204
SOMETHING'S WRONG, VIC.
UPSTAIRS.

884
00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:08,406
[VIC]
THE FUCK IS IT NOW?

885
00:45:08,439 --> 00:45:10,375
-[GROANING]
-[SKOT] OH, MY GOSH.

886
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:12,377
WHAT THE FUCK?
STOP THAT! STOP!

887
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:13,912
THERE'S SOMETHING BACK THERE.

888
00:45:13,945 --> 00:45:15,914
STOP PICKING AT IT.
LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

889
00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:17,916
JESUS CHRIST,
YOU FREDDIE KRUEGERED

890
00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,885
THE SHIT OUT
OF THE BACK OF YOUR EAR.

891
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,220
-WHAT IS IT?
-THERE'S SOMETHING
UNDER THE SKIN.

892
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:24,222
-[SKOT] IS IT AN IMPLANT?
-A WHAT?

893
00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:25,824
BEFORE WE JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS,

894
00:45:25,857 --> 00:45:27,225
WE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE
SOMEBODY TAKE A LOOK AT IT.

895
00:45:27,258 --> 00:45:28,794
YOU HAVE A DOCTOR
AROUND HERE?

896
00:45:28,827 --> 00:45:31,229
-YEAH, THERE'S ONE UP--
-[STATIC]

897
00:45:31,262 --> 00:45:32,430
[JESSA]
WHAT WAS THAT?

898
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,400
[VIC] HOLY SHIT,
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.

899
00:45:35,433 --> 00:45:37,235
[SKOT]
THE RADIO BLEW UP.

900
00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,438
ROCK AND ROLL.

901
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,241
WHAT WOULD
MAKE IT DO THAT?

902
00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,919
[MAN] YEAH, THERE'S
THE CULPRIT RIGHT THERE.

903
00:45:53,952 --> 00:45:56,087
DEFINITELY A FOREIGN BODY
BEHIND THE LEFT EAR.

904
00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,089
[JESSA]
WHAT IS IT?

905
00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,557
NORMALLY, I'D SAY IT'S SOME
SHRAPNEL YOU PICKED UP

906
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:02,260
WHILE WORKING IN THE KITCHEN
OR OUT IN THE YARD.

907
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,096
THEN I FOUND THIS
IN YOUR FILE.

908
00:46:05,130 --> 00:46:08,099
IT'S AN X-RAY MY DAD TOOK
WHEN YOU WERE 10 YEARS OLD.

909
00:46:08,133 --> 00:46:10,568
SAME OBJECT, SAME PLACE.

910
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,805
OH, MY GOD, IT'S BEEN
IN THERE ALL THIS TIME?

911
00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:17,575
APPARENTLY, YOUR MOTHER...

912
00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,577
BROUGHT YOU IN BECAUSE
YOU WERE COMPLAINING

913
00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,247
ABOUT A BEE STING
BEHIND YOUR LEFT EAR.

914
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,581
HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT
BE SOMETHING MORE,

915
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:26,417
SO HE TOOK AN X-RAY
JUST TO BE SURE.

916
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:28,920
FOUND A PIECE OF METAL
BEHIND YOUR LEFT EAR

917
00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:32,290
AND HAD IT REMOVED.
ANY OF THAT RING A BELL?

918
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,292
NO, I DON'T REMEMBER
ANY OF THAT.

919
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:36,962
[SKOT]
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE PIECE OF METAL?

920
00:46:36,995 --> 00:46:40,298
UM, DOESN'T SAY.
PROBABLY JUST TOSSED IT.

921
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,301
-CAN YOU TAKE THIS ONE OUT?
-SURE, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

922
00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:45,971
-NO. NO, I DON'T WANT TO.
-WHY THE FUCK NOT?

923
00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,472
THIS COULD BE
THE EVIDENCE WE NEED.

924
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:50,041
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO.

925
00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:52,510
-SAYS WHO?
-EVIDENCE FOR WHAT?

926
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:59,317
[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]s

927
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:02,453
-WHAT WAS THAT?
-LOOK AT THAT.

928
00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,992
WELL, EVERYTHING LOOKS
KIND OF NORMAL HERE.

929
00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:44,529
YOUR ELECTROLYTES
ARE UNUSUALLY LOW.

930
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:45,663
WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

931
00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,532
JESSA, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

932
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:49,367
[BOTH] WHAT?

933
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,369
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
WERE ON THE FUCKING PILL?

934
00:47:51,402 --> 00:47:53,371
NO, WELL.

935
00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:54,672
-THINK, MCFLY! ANYBODY HOME?
-STOP.

936
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:56,374
ARE YOU ON
THE FUCKING PILL OR NOT?

937
00:47:56,407 --> 00:47:58,376
-CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.
-THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

938
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,678
NOW THIS KIND OF NEWS CAN MAKE
FOR SOME TENSE MOMENTS

939
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,380
WITH UNSUSPECTING
YOUNG COUPLES.

940
00:48:02,413 --> 00:48:04,382
WE'RE NOT A FUCKING COUPLE.

941
00:48:04,415 --> 00:48:05,650
[SKOT]
CONGRATULATIONS, GUYS.

942
00:48:05,683 --> 00:48:08,219
FUCK YOU!
AND FUCK YOU, TOO.

943
00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,388
I WANT A SECOND OPINION
FROM A REAL DOCTOR.

944
00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,689
I CAN ASSURE YOU, SON,

945
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:14,692
THAT A BLOOD TEST
IS 100% ACCURATE.

946
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,394
FUCK ME.

947
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:18,563
WELL,
IF YOU'D HAVE DONE THAT,

948
00:48:18,596 --> 00:48:20,665
THEN SHE WOULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN PREGNANT THEN, HUH?

949
00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:23,001
HA HA.
REAL FUCKING FUNNY.

950
00:48:23,034 --> 00:48:25,236
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOUR--

951
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:29,074
YOUR FATHER TOLD ME WHEN
I WAS 16, IN THIS VERY ROOM,

952
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,676
THAT I WAS INFERTILE
AND THAT I COULD NEVER
HAVE CHILDREN.

953
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:34,412
ACCORDING TO YOUR
"HGC" LEVELS,

954
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,248
I'D SAY YOU'RE SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN 9 AND 12 WEEKS ALONG.

955
00:48:37,282 --> 00:48:38,516
-WHAT?
-MM-HMM.

956
00:48:38,549 --> 00:48:42,087
-WEEKS? PLURAL?
-THAT'S RIGHT.

957
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,422
SO SINCE SHE AND I
JUST STARTED FUCKING
A FEW DAYS AGO,

958
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:46,557
THERE'S NO WAY THIS KID
COULD BE MINE, RIGHT?

959
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,493
-NO, THAT DOESN'T--
-UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, NO.

960
00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:51,696
HA HA! I KNEW IT.
WOO-HOO!

961
00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:53,264
-YEAH!
-PLEASE, THAT DOESN'T
MAKE ANY SENSE.

962
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:56,434
[SINGING]

963
00:48:56,467 --> 00:48:58,269
VIC, WILL YOU
PLEASE SHUT UP?

964
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,438
-WHAT? THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
-MAYBE FOR YOU.

965
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:02,607
HOW COULD I NOT KNOW
THAT I WAS PREGNANT?

966
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,509
WELL, YOUR PERIODS HAVE
ALWAYS BEEN IRREGULAR,

967
00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,977
SO IT'S NO WONDER
YOU MISSED IT.

968
00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,212
NOT TO MENTION
ALL THE DRINKING.

969
00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:09,314
I SWEAR TO GOD, VIC,
SHUT UP.

970
00:49:09,347 --> 00:49:11,116
WHAT? IT'S A GREAT THING
WE CAME IN HERE

971
00:49:11,149 --> 00:49:13,151
OR YOU COULD HAVE HAD A BABY
IN THE TOILET OR SOMETHING.

972
00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:16,754
-OH, MY GOD.
-WHAT? THIS SHIT HAPPENS
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT, DOC?

973
00:49:16,787 --> 00:49:18,456
UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES,
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU

974
00:49:18,489 --> 00:49:20,291
DOWN TO COUNTY
AND GET AN ULTRASOUND,

975
00:49:20,325 --> 00:49:21,692
-SO WE CAN GET
A MORE ACCURATE--
-NO, NO, NO!

976
00:49:21,726 --> 00:49:23,628
YOU KNOW I HATE HOSPITALS.
YOU KNOW THAT.

977
00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:25,496
AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR TEST SAYS,

978
00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,198
I AM NOT PREGNANT.

979
00:49:27,232 --> 00:49:28,599
AND WOULD YOU
PLEASE STOP POINTING

980
00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,501
THAT GODDAMN THING AT ME?

981
00:49:30,535 --> 00:49:31,502
GET OUT OF THE WAY.

982
00:49:31,536 --> 00:49:33,304
[SKOT]
SORRY, JESSA.

983
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:42,213
[MITCH]
MY THOUGHTS ON THE DISCOVERY
AT THE HOSPITAL?

984
00:49:42,247 --> 00:49:44,049
WELL, THE X-RAY IS NICE,

985
00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:47,485
BUT THE IMPLANT ITSELF WOULD
HAVE BEEN IMMENSELY VALUABLE.

986
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:51,489
BEYOND THAT, THE ONLY
OTHER POSITIVE DISCOVERY,

987
00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:54,792
NOT TO DISHONOR
MISS GWILLIAMS IN ANY WAY,

988
00:49:54,825 --> 00:50:00,098
IS THAT THERE WILL BE NO
OFFSPRING FROM MISTER SINGE.

989
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,603
-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
-[CRICKETS CHIRP]

990
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:18,183
WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP?

991
00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:21,819
THANK YOU.

992
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,355
[SKOT]
UH, JESSA, YOU MIND IF
I ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS

993
00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:25,823
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE DOCTOR'S?

994
00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,359
YES, SKOT, I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.

995
00:50:28,393 --> 00:50:32,263
I JUST-- I JUST NEED
SOME TIME TO PROCESS IT.

996
00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:33,564
IF I KNEW YOU WERE
GONNA BE VIDEOTAPING ME

997
00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,300
EVERY GODDAMN
MINUTE OF MY LIFE,

998
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:36,667
I WOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT YOU.

999
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:39,304
[SKOT]
I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE THOROUGH.

1000
00:50:39,337 --> 00:50:41,772
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

1001
00:50:41,806 --> 00:50:44,542
WHAT, THE PERSON
THAT DRIVES RULES THE RADIO.

1002
00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,377
NOT WHERE I COME FROM.

1003
00:50:46,411 --> 00:50:48,213
WELL, WHERE I COME FROM,
IT DOES.

1004
00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:49,714
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WHERE YOU COME FROM

1005
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,382
OR WHAT THE FUCK
PEOPLE DO THERE.

1006
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:53,718
HOW OLD ARE YOU?

1007
00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:57,222
-I'M THIS MANY.
-UH-HUHR.

1008
00:50:57,255 --> 00:51:00,858
OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
OH, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.

1009
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,793
-WHAT'S HAPPENING? OH, FUCK.
-OH, CHRIST.

1010
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,729
DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST
RAN OUT OF FUCKING GAS.

1011
00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:07,232
HOW COULD I RUN OUT OF GAS?
IT'S YOUR CAR.

1012
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,101
-[ENGINE STALLS]
-SHIT. SHIT.

1013
00:51:10,135 --> 00:51:12,637
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHY ARE WE ON THIS ROAD?

1014
00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,205
I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE THE ONE
FUCKING DRIVING.

1015
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,606
NO, NO, NO.
THIS ISN'T THE WAY
TO MY HOUSE.

1016
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,741
WE SHOULDN'T BE
ON THIS ROAD.

1017
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,576
SHH, LISTEN.

1018
00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:19,744
[FART, BELCH]

1019
00:51:19,777 --> 00:51:21,879
SHIT, VIC,
IT'S NOT FUNNY.

1020
00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:23,881
WE SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS ROAD.
WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

1021
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,251
WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

1022
00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:27,418
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,

1023
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:28,586
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
OUT OF HERE.

1024
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:30,821
[ELECTRONIC HUMMING]

1025
00:51:35,626 --> 00:51:39,597
-[SKOT] WEIRD.
-JESSA? YOU OKAY?

1026
00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,267
[FINGERS SNAPPING]
YOU OKAY?

1027
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:44,435
[JESSA]
HEY, JIM.

1028
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:48,439
NO, MY CAR JUST DIED.

1029
00:51:48,473 --> 00:51:50,608
-JUST?
-YEAH.

1030
00:51:50,641 --> 00:51:52,610
I GOT A CALL DESCRIBING
THIS CAR IN THIS VERY LOCATION

1031
00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:53,911
ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.

1032
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:57,615
-WHAT?
-[SKOT] HOUR AND A HALF?

1033
00:51:57,648 --> 00:52:01,786
THEM PESKY ALIENS BOTHERING
YOU AGAIN, JESSA?

1034
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:03,221
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, JIM.

1035
00:52:03,254 --> 00:52:04,622
[SKOT] 8:41?
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.

1036
00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,191
NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT.

1037
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,625
SON, WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA?

1038
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:08,926
[SKOT]
OH, THIS CAMERA?

1039
00:52:08,959 --> 00:52:10,928
WELL, SEE,
I'M WITH THE CIVILIAN--

1040
00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,430
[COUGHING]

1041
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:14,932
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
A POSSIBLE--

1042
00:52:14,965 --> 00:52:17,635
-[VIC COUGHING]
-WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

1043
00:52:17,668 --> 00:52:19,404
Y'ALL MAKING
A PORNO OR SOMETHING?

1044
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,472
-OH, JIM, COME ON.
-[SKOT] NO, NO.

1045
00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:23,174
-[VIC] I WISH.
-YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.

1046
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:24,342
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA NEED YOU ALL

1047
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:25,810
TO EXIT THE VEHICLE
RIGHT NOW.

1048
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,478
SON, TURN THE CAMERA OFF,
GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE.

1049
00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:30,215
-LET'S GO. CAMERA OFF.
-JIM.

1050
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:34,485
SO, ONE SECOND
JESSA IS FREAKING OUT,

1051
00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:36,954
AND THEN THE NEXT
THE POLICE OFFICER

1052
00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,190
IS SHINING HIS LIGHT
IN THE CAR.

1053
00:52:39,224 --> 00:52:42,660
SO WE LEFT THE DOCTOR'S
OFFICE AT 6:15,

1054
00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:45,763
AND JESSA'S HOUSE
IS ONLY 20 MINUTES AWAY.

1055
00:52:45,796 --> 00:52:49,334
AND IT'S ONE ROAD,
SO SOMEHOW SHE GETS LOST?

1056
00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:52,503
YOU KNOW I'VE HEARD
THAT ALIENS WILL OFTEN

1057
00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:55,406
DIRECT PEOPLE OFF
INTO A SECLUDED PLACE

1058
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,675
WHEN THEY WANT TO
ABDUCT THEM.

1059
00:52:57,708 --> 00:53:02,713
BUT THEN, GET THIS,
IT WAS SUDDENLY 8:41.

1060
00:53:02,747 --> 00:53:06,917
6:15 TO 8:41.
WE LOST TWO HOURS.

1061
00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:09,854
SO I CALLED THE SKYFOREST
POLICE DEPARTMENT

1062
00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:13,991
TO TRY AND SPEAK
TO THE DEPUTY WHO FOUND US.

1063
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:16,694
HE'S NOT RETURNING
MY PHONE CALLS.

1064
00:53:16,727 --> 00:53:19,196
IT'S REALLY FRUSTRATING.

1065
00:53:21,732 --> 00:53:24,535
-WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE!
-CALM DOWN!

1066
00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:25,836
YOU GUYS HAVE TO
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

1067
00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:28,773
-CALM DOWN!
-GET ME OUT OF HERE!

1068
00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:35,212
[DISTORTED VOICES]

1069
00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:11,582
[DISTORTED]
WE SHOULDN'T BE ON THIS ROAD.
WE SHOULDN'T BE HERE.

1070
00:54:11,616 --> 00:54:13,751
WE SHOULD NOT BE HERE.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

1071
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:14,919
YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

1072
00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,287
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
OUT OF HERE.

1073
00:54:16,321 --> 00:54:18,556
[DISTORTION INTENSIFIES]

1074
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,942
[MAN]
SO, IN YOUR WORDS,

1075
00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:40,611
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?

1076
00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:43,448
WELL, AGAIN, I WAS THERE.

1077
00:54:43,481 --> 00:54:45,616
I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

1078
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:47,418
JESSA WAS ABDUCTED.

1079
00:54:52,823 --> 00:54:54,091
IF YOU DON'T
FUCKING BELIEVE IT,

1080
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,093
THEN FIRST OF ALL,
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

1081
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,463
BUT SECOND OF ALL,
WE LATER FOUND OUT THE REASON

1082
00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,631
SHERIFF ROSCOE P. COLTRANE

1083
00:55:00,665 --> 00:55:04,034
OR WHATEVER
THE FUCK HIS NAME WAS
LEFT IN SUCH A HURRY

1084
00:55:04,068 --> 00:55:05,970
WAS BECAUSE THERE WAS
A SHITLOAD OF POLICE ACTIVITY

1085
00:55:06,003 --> 00:55:08,473
GOING DOWN THAT NIGHT
ACROSS SEVERAL COUNTIES,

1086
00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:10,808
COMPLETELY BACKING UP
WHAT HAPPENED TO US,

1087
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,477
WHICH I'M SURE YOU
WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE,

1088
00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:15,646
SO, BILL, BACK TO YOU
IN THE STUDIO.

1089
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,582
[BELCHES]

1090
00:55:17,615 --> 00:55:20,818
[DISPATCH]
UH, WE JUST RECEIVED
A CALL FROM CEDAR GLEN.

1091
00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:23,053
APPARENTLY AN OFFICER THERE
WITNESSED A FLYING OBJECT

1092
00:55:23,087 --> 00:55:26,491
OVER THE VICINITY
OF SKYFOREST.

1093
00:55:26,524 --> 00:55:28,493
[OFFICER]
DID YOU SAY, "FLYING OBJECT"?

1094
00:55:28,526 --> 00:55:30,027
[DISPATCH]
AFFIRMATIVE.

1095
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,997
THEY DESCRIBED IT AS BEING
DOME-SHAPED, RATHER LARGE,

1096
00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:34,999
NO ILLUMINATION,
AND IT WAS LAST SEEN

1097
00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:38,503
MOVING WEST
PARALLEL TO HIGHWAY 18.

1098
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:41,439
[OFFICER]
I'M RIGHT THERE.
I'LL HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

1099
00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,678
BE ADVISED, I SEE SOMETHING
COMING OVER THE TREES NOW.

1100
00:55:47,712 --> 00:55:51,416
-[RADIO STATIC]
-WHAT IS THAT THING?

1101
00:55:51,449 --> 00:55:54,151
OH, MY G--

1102
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:58,889
[DISPATCH] OFFICER?
OFFICER, DO YOU READ?

1103
00:55:58,923 --> 00:56:02,527
[OFFICER]
MY VEHICLE JUST WENT
HAYWIRE ON ME!

1104
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:03,794
[DISPATCH]
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?

1105
00:56:03,828 --> 00:56:05,430
[OFFICER]
THE HELL IF I KNOW.

1106
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,164
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.

1107
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:10,535
[DISPATCH]
OKAY, I'M REALLY
FREAKED OUT RIGHT NOW.

1108
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:13,037
[OFFICER]
BETTER CALL EDWARDS,
THEN CONTACT ARROWHEAD P.D.

1109
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,540
THEIR GUYS SHOULD BE ABLE TO
SEE THIS THING BY NOW.

1110
00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,174
[ARROWHEAD OFFICER]
25-50, I SEE SOMETHING
TO THE SOUTH,

1111
00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:19,544
BUT I COULDN'T TELL
YOU WHAT IT IS.

1112
00:56:19,577 --> 00:56:21,612
[DISPATCH]
WELL, WHAT'S IT DOING NOW?

1113
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:24,482
[ARROWHEAD OFFICER]
IT'S MOVING WEST,
STRAIGHT FOR TWIN PEAKS.

1114
00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,183
[RADIO STATIC]

1115
00:56:26,216 --> 00:56:28,553
[TWIN PEAKS OFFICER]
YEAH, I SEE SOMETHING
APPROACHING.

1116
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,421
COULD BE A BLIMP, MAYBE.

1117
00:56:30,455 --> 00:56:32,557
OH, HOLD ON. SOMETHING--

1118
00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:34,725
THERE'S SOME KIND OF
BLUE LIGHT ON THE BOTTOM.

1119
00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,061
WHOA! HOLY SHINOLA!

1120
00:56:37,094 --> 00:56:39,163
THAT THING JUST SHOT UP
LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL!

1121
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,566
-RIGHT UP INTO THE SKY!
-[PHONES RINGING]

1122
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,834
[DISPATCH]
OH, BOY, HERE WE GO.

1123
00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:01,752
"IN THE EVENT OF A WITNESS
CLAIMING MISSING TIME,

1124
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:03,153
THE USE OF REGRESSION HYPNOSIS

1125
00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:06,090
HAS BECOME A SIGNIFICANT
TOOL OF UFOLOGY,

1126
00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:08,593
BUT SHOULD ONLY BE CONDUCTED

1127
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:11,696
BY A MEDICALLY-TRAINED
PRACTITIONER."

1128
00:57:11,729 --> 00:57:13,097
I JUST LEFT A MESSAGE

1129
00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,232
WITH A HYPNOTIC
REGRESSION SPECIALIST,

1130
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:16,767
DOCTOR FELINDA WASCO,

1131
00:57:16,801 --> 00:57:18,603
TO SEE IF SHE'LL COME HELP US

1132
00:57:18,636 --> 00:57:20,170
TRY AND FIGURE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED.

1133
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:24,141
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

1134
00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:27,878
I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING ON THE ROOF.

1135
00:57:27,912 --> 00:57:31,949
[THUMPING]

1136
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,785
OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY GOSH.

1137
00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,787
[THUMPING CONTINUES]

1138
00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,956
OH, NO.

1139
00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:40,625
I THINK IT'S OUTSIDE THE DOOR.

1140
00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:42,026
OH, GOD.

1141
00:57:45,162 --> 00:57:47,632
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

1142
00:57:47,665 --> 00:57:50,501
-[GASPING]
-[DOOR CREAKING]

1143
00:57:50,535 --> 00:57:52,570
[SKOT GASPING]

1144
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,914
[DOOR CREAKS]

1145
00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:06,917
OH, MY GOD. OH, NO.

1146
00:58:09,186 --> 00:58:12,923
[SKOT GASPING]

1147
00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,727
[DOOR CLOSES]

1148
00:58:24,034 --> 00:58:27,104
[SKOT SIGHS]

1149
00:58:27,137 --> 00:58:31,842
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT AN ALIEN
WAS JUST IN MY ROOM,

1150
00:58:31,876 --> 00:58:37,848
AND I'M EMBARRASSED TO SAY
THAT I GOT SCARED.

1151
00:58:37,882 --> 00:58:40,317
GOD, I'M SO STUPID.

1152
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:45,856
I HAD A CHANCE
TO FINALLY SEE ONE AND--

1153
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,693
WHAT WAS I THINKING?

1154
00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:52,697
I GUESS THE REALIZATION
THAT THEY'RE REAL,

1155
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:55,332
THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY REAL

1156
00:58:55,365 --> 00:59:00,337
AND WERE RIGHT HERE
IN MY ROOM--

1157
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,039
OH, GOD, THE THOUGHT
OF IT EVEN NOW

1158
00:59:02,072 --> 00:59:04,141
JUST FREAKS ME OUT.

1159
00:59:07,912 --> 00:59:10,715
I HOPE THEY COME BACK.

1160
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,349
I HOPE THEY GIVE ME
ANOTHER CHANCE

1161
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:14,151
AND COME BACK.

1162
00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:22,059
SON OF A BITCH!

1163
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:24,061
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME YOU CALLED HER, MAN?

1164
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:26,731
[SKOT]
YOU GUYS WERE, YOU KNOW,
IN THE BEDROOM.

1165
00:59:26,764 --> 00:59:29,233
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?
DID YOU TELL HER I WAS HERE?

1166
00:59:29,266 --> 00:59:31,235
[SKOT]
YEAH, I TOLD HER I WAS
ASSISTING YOU ON A CASE.

1167
00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,070
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING?

1168
00:59:33,103 --> 00:59:34,739
[SKOT]
SHE SEEMED TO KNOW
WHO YOU WERE/

1169
00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,373
AS SOON AS I MENTIONED
YOUR NAME,

1170
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,609
SHE ASKED FOR THE ADDRESS
AND SAID SHE'D BE RIGHT UP.

1171
00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:41,078
-FUCK!
-[JESSA] WHO IS THAT?

1172
00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,246
ARE YOU GUYS
EXPECTING SOMEONE?

1173
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:43,380
-NO.
-WHAT'S GOING ON VIC?

1174
00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:44,915
THANKS TO SKOT.

1175
00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:46,083
[SKOT]
WELL, HOW WAS
I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

1176
00:59:46,116 --> 00:59:47,752
DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YOU?

1177
00:59:47,785 --> 00:59:49,386
DO NOT MENTION THAT YOU AND I
ARE FUCKING, OKAY?

1178
00:59:49,419 --> 00:59:51,255
-WHY?
-IT'S COMPLICATED.

1179
00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:53,090
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

1180
00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:54,925
IS THIS WOMAN YOUR
GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING?

1181
00:59:54,959 --> 00:59:56,761
-NO, NO, NO, IT'S JUST--
-WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

1182
00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:57,695
CALM DOWN.

1183
00:59:59,129 --> 01:00:01,766
WELL, IF IT AIN'T
HOUDINI HIM SELF!

1184
01:00:01,799 --> 01:00:04,769
-HEH.
-HEY, FENDY.

1185
01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:07,772
AH, SO THIS IS WHERE
YOUR HAIRY ASS DISAPPEARED TO.

1186
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,107
-YEAH.
-HMM.

1187
01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,276
WELL, I KNOW
WE AIN'T EXCLUSIVE YET, HON,

1188
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:14,411
BUT YOU CAN RETURN
A DAMN PHONE CALL, CAN'T YOU?

1189
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,947
WELL, I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON A FUCKING CASE.

1190
01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:19,784
I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS
ABOUT SOME SORRY-ASS CASE.

1191
01:00:19,817 --> 01:00:23,420
I AIN'T SOME TOILET YOU DO
YOUR BUSINESS IN AND LEAVE.

1192
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:26,791
I DONE GAVE YOU
THE MOST PRECIOUS GIFT A WOMAN
COULD EVER GIVE A MAN.

1193
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:29,927
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER,
FOR FUCK'S SAKE?

1194
01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:41,138
I'M DRIVING,
AND THE CAR JUST DIES.

1195
01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:44,675
IT JUST DIES,
AND THAT'S WHEN I GET
REALLY SCARED.

1196
01:00:44,709 --> 01:00:46,143
AND WHAT ARE
YOU SCARED OF, BABY?

1197
01:00:46,176 --> 01:00:47,978
THE TAKERS.

1198
01:00:48,012 --> 01:00:49,847
-THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL 'EM?
-MM-HMM.

1199
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,149
SO THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME
THEY'VE COME FOR YOU?

1200
01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:55,352
UNH-UH.
THEY'VE COME FOR ME
LOTS OF TIMES.

1201
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:58,088
[VIC FARTS]

1202
01:00:58,122 --> 01:00:59,456
[JESSA]
I'M PARALYZED. I CAN'T MOVE,

1203
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,991
I CAN'T MOVE
AND I'M GOING UP.

1204
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:03,160
OH, GOD, I FEEL DIZZY.

1205
01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:05,162
THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THE CLOUDS.

1206
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:07,464
IT'S REALLY BIG,
LIKE A HOUSE,

1207
01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:10,167
AND THERE'S THIS BRIGHT
BLUE LIGHT SHINING UNDERNEATH.

1208
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,337
AND THERE'S
NO DOOR OR ANYTHING.

1209
01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:16,841
IT'S JUST GLOWING,
AND I JUST PASS
RIGHT THROUGH IT,

1210
01:01:16,874 --> 01:01:19,810
I JUST PASS RIGHT THROUGH IT.
AND I DON'T-- I DON'T--

1211
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,712
GOD, I HATE THIS PLACE.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.

1212
01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:23,247
-I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
-SO YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE?

1213
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,149
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
LOTS OF TIMES.

1214
01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:28,018
THEY PUT ME
ON A TABLE IN A ROOM

1215
01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:29,186
THAT HAS ALL THESE SHELVES

1216
01:01:29,219 --> 01:01:32,089
AND THESE, UM, INSTRUMENTS.

1217
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,024
[MUTTERING]

1218
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,360
-WHAT ARE UP TO NOW, GIRL?
-THEY KEEP--

1219
01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:38,028
THE LITTLE ONES KEEP TRYING
TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF,

1220
01:01:38,062 --> 01:01:39,363
AND I TELL HIM THAT
I DON'T WANT TO.

1221
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,865
BUT THEY KEEP
TELLING ME TO RELAX,

1222
01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:42,833
THAT EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE,

1223
01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:45,035
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.

1224
01:01:45,069 --> 01:01:46,303
OH, SHIT.

1225
01:01:48,906 --> 01:01:51,308
THE TALL ONE IS HERE.

1226
01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:54,144
HE'S SO TALL
HE HAS TO CROUCH DOWN TO
GET THROUGH THE DOOR.

1227
01:02:00,084 --> 01:02:00,985
IT'S WILLIAM.

1228
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,955
-WILLIAM?
-MM-HMM.

1229
01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:08,525
HE WANTS TO KNOW
IF I LIKE THE PICTURE.

1230
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,896
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S TALKING--

1231
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:16,066
OH. THE ELEPHANT.

1232
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:20,004
HE KNOWS HOW MUCH
I LIKE ELEPHANTS.

1233
01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:23,073
OKAY, NOW THAT'S
FUCKING WEIRD.

1234
01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:26,543
SO YOU'VE KNOWN
WILLIAM FOR A WHILE?

1235
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:29,079
MM-HMM.

1236
01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:31,916
I GUESS I FORGOT,
BUT I REMEMBER.

1237
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:34,418
I KNOW HIM.

1238
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:36,753
I'VE KNOWN HIM
MY WHOLE LIFE.

1239
01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:41,992
CAN YOU DESCRIBE WILLIAM
TO ME A LITTLE BIT?

1240
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:47,097
HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE US--

1241
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:51,869
HUMAN...
BUT MORE LIKE THEM.

1242
01:02:53,838 --> 01:02:55,906
GRAYISH WHITE SKIN,

1243
01:02:55,940 --> 01:03:00,577
EYES BLACK.

1244
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:03,013
[SKOT]
EARLY STAGE HYBRID.

1245
01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,952
HE SITS TO MY RIGHT
AND TOUCHES MY HEAD

1246
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:11,455
AND LOOKS INTO MY EYES.

1247
01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:16,026
I MEAN, HE'S LIKE...
RIGHT HERE.

1248
01:03:16,060 --> 01:03:18,462
"REPORTS SUGGEST
THAT ALIENS HAVE

1249
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:21,966
THE RATHER DISTURBING
ABILITY TO CONTROL HUMANS

1250
01:03:21,999 --> 01:03:24,268
USING A MIND-SCAN PROCEDURE.

1251
01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,971
BY LOOKING DIRECTLY
INTO AN ABDUCTEE'S EYES,

1252
01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:29,239
THE ALIEN JOINS
WITH THEIR NEURAL PATHWAY,

1253
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:34,078
MAKING THEM THINK, FEEL,
VISUALIZE, REMEMBER,

1254
01:03:34,111 --> 01:03:36,580
OR DO WHATEVER THEY WANT."

1255
01:03:36,613 --> 01:03:39,917
[FELINDA]
ARE YOU FRIGHTENED WHEN
HE LOOKS IN YOUR EYES?

1256
01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:45,189
AT FIRST, YEAH,

1257
01:03:45,222 --> 01:03:48,492
BUT THEN, NO.

1258
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:53,330
HIS EYES ARE SO... DEEP.

1259
01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:56,500
WHEN I LOOK IN THEM,
I FEEL BETTER.

1260
01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,936
I'M HERE TO HELP HIM.

1261
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:03,007
I WANT TO HELP HIM.

1262
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,175
[FELINDA]
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS
FOR WILLIAM?

1263
01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:08,012
YES.

1264
01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:09,579
HE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.

1265
01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:15,019
WAIT.

1266
01:04:15,052 --> 01:04:17,354
WAIT, HE'S--
HE'S DOING SOMETHING,

1267
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:21,025
I'M SEEING SOMETHING
IN MY HEAD.

1268
01:04:23,393 --> 01:04:27,531
SEVEN CHILDREN,
DIFFERENT AGES--

1269
01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:30,600
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE HIM.

1270
01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:36,540
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ME, TOO.
OH, MY GOD.

1271
01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:41,545
OH, MY GOD,
HE'S SHOWING ME OUR CHILDREN.

1272
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,380
I'M BEGGING HIM
AND I'M BEGGING HIM

1273
01:04:43,413 --> 01:04:45,215
NOT TO TAKE
MY BABY THIS TIME

1274
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,684
AND LET ME KEEP THIS ONE,
BUT HE SAYS NO.

1275
01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:51,221
HE SAYS, NO, THAT ALL
OF THE BABIES BELONG TO HIM

1276
01:04:51,255 --> 01:04:52,622
AND SO DO I.

1277
01:04:54,591 --> 01:04:59,063
[MOANING]

1278
01:04:59,096 --> 01:05:01,265
I CAN FEEL HIM
INSIDE ME NOW.

1279
01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,067
WHOA, IS THIS
ASSHOLE FUCKING YOU?

1280
01:05:03,100 --> 01:05:05,402
NO, IT'S AN INSTRUMENT.

1281
01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:07,938
-HE'S EXAMINING YOU?
-UH-HUH.

1282
01:05:07,972 --> 01:05:10,240
BUT SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG.

1283
01:05:10,274 --> 01:05:15,245
HE'S USUALLY VERY SWEET,
BUT HE'S-- HE'S REALLY UPSET.

1284
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:18,548
HE'S REALLY UPSET.
I'VE NEVER FELT THIS
FROM HIM BEFORE.

1285
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:21,418
-HE'S JEALOUS.
-WHY IS WILLIAM JEALOUS?

1286
01:05:21,451 --> 01:05:23,420
OH, MY GOD,
HE'S REALLY ANGRY WITH ME.

1287
01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,589
HE'S REALLY MAD.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
LIKE THIS BEFORE.

1288
01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:27,257
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.

1289
01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:29,426
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT OF HERE.

1290
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:32,096
WE HAVE TO GET OUT.
WE HAVE TO GET OUT.

1291
01:05:32,129 --> 01:05:34,431
-YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT!
-YOU ARE CALMING DOWN.

1292
01:05:34,464 --> 01:05:37,267
-I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
-MY HAND IS ON YOUR FOREHEAD

1293
01:05:37,301 --> 01:05:40,104
AND YOU ARE CALMING DOWN.

1294
01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,139
NOW WHY IS WILLIAM SO UPSET?

1295
01:05:44,474 --> 01:05:47,111
HE DOESN'T WANT ME HAVING
SEX WITH VIC ANYMORE.

1296
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:50,080
-HE SAYS IF I DON'T STOP--
-OOH!

1297
01:05:51,781 --> 01:05:55,752
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

1298
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:59,123
SAY SAYONARA TO THIS HERE
MAGIC PUSSY, ASSHOLE,

1299
01:05:59,156 --> 01:06:01,291
BECAUSE THE BEST FRIEND
YOUR DICK EVER HAD

1300
01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:02,759
HAS CLOSED UP FOR BUSINESS,

1301
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:04,561
YOU CHEATING-ASS
SON OF A BITCH!

1302
01:06:04,594 --> 01:06:06,363
-FUCK YOU.
-DROVE MY ASS UP HERE

1303
01:06:06,396 --> 01:06:07,631
FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS,

1304
01:06:07,664 --> 01:06:09,133
AND HE'S UP HERE CHEATING...

1305
01:06:09,166 --> 01:06:10,634
FUCK OFF.

1306
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:13,303
GET THAT COUNTRY-ASS BITCH
OFF MY TABLE!

1307
01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:14,404
[SKOT] OKAY.

1308
01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,142
JESSA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

1309
01:06:18,175 --> 01:06:19,643
[SNIFFLES]

1310
01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:24,381
I'M NOT CRAZY.
I'M NOT CRAZY.

1311
01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:25,715
"RECALLING ABDUCTION MEMORIES

1312
01:06:25,749 --> 01:06:28,352
CAN BE BOTH DANGEROUS
AND DIFFICULT,

1313
01:06:28,385 --> 01:06:30,454
BECAUSE ABDUCTEES AREN'T
SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER

1314
01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,156
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.

1315
01:06:32,189 --> 01:06:35,559
THE PURPOSE IS TO KEEP
THE ABDUCTION PROGRAM A SECRET,

1316
01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:38,795
AND THIS METHOD HAS
BEEN EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL...

1317
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:41,198
FOR THE ALIENS,

1318
01:06:41,231 --> 01:06:44,168
BUT OFTEN TRAUMATIC
FOR THEIR SUBJECTS."

1319
01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:51,075
HEY, JESSA?

1320
01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:56,280
CAN YOU TALK ABOUT
HOW YOU'RE FEELING?

1321
01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,818
ALONE.

1322
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,287
TERRIFIED.

1323
01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:09,126
FALLING APART.

1324
01:07:14,398 --> 01:07:19,369
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS KNEW
THAT THERE WERE GAPS OF TIME
MISSING FROM MY LIFE.

1325
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:20,470
YOU KNOW, LIKE...

1326
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,142
I GUESS I JUST LEARNED
TO ACCEPT IT.

1327
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:28,812
[SKOT]
WHAT WAS THE EARLIEST
RECOLLECTION

1328
01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:31,781
YOU HAVE OF THEM
COMING FOR YOU?

1329
01:07:34,751 --> 01:07:39,489
I DON'T REALLY
REMEMBER THEM...

1330
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,291
SO MUCH AS THE FEAR...

1331
01:07:43,827 --> 01:07:46,563
BEING DEATHLY
AFRAID OF THE DARK.

1332
01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:57,341
I REMEMBER MONSTERS

1333
01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:58,808
COMING TO VISIT
MY ROOM AT NIGHT.

1334
01:08:00,610 --> 01:08:04,181
BUT MY PARENTS DIDN'T
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

1335
01:08:04,214 --> 01:08:07,551
THEY JUST SAID I HAD
AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.

1336
01:08:09,619 --> 01:08:11,355
MY FRIENDS MADE FUN OF ME.

1337
01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:16,693
SO I LEARNED
NOT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT
WAS HAPPENING TO ME.

1338
01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:20,364
[SKOT]
LIKE WHAT?

1339
01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:27,704
UM, I WAS 16...

1340
01:08:29,306 --> 01:08:34,611
AND I-- I WOKE UP
OUT IN THE YARD.

1341
01:08:34,644 --> 01:08:38,415
I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS LIKE,
FOUR IN THE MORNING

1342
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:42,219
AND ALL THE DOORS
AND WINDOWS WERE LOCKED.

1343
01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:50,294
I JUST REMEMBER
FEELING SO HOPELESS,

1344
01:08:50,327 --> 01:08:52,462
BECAUSE I KNEW I HAD
NO ACCEPTABLE EXPLANATION

1345
01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:55,532
FOR HOW I GOT THERE.

1346
01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,838
SO WHEN I FINALLY DID
RING THE DOORBELL,

1347
01:09:01,871 --> 01:09:03,173
MY MOM ANSWERED THE DOOR,

1348
01:09:03,207 --> 01:09:04,574
AND SHE WAS UPSET,
OF COURSE.

1349
01:09:08,512 --> 01:09:11,581
SHE THOUGHT I HAD SNUCK OUT
TO MEET A BOY.

1350
01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:16,753
GOD, HOW I WISH
THAT WERE TRUE.

1351
01:09:18,988 --> 01:09:22,326
SO I TOLD HER
I WAS SLEEPWALKING
OR SOMETHING,

1352
01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:25,429
AND SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME,
SO I WAS GROUNDED FOR WEEKS.

1353
01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:36,773
I GUESS I JUST ACCEPTED IT
LIKE IT WAS NORMAL.

1354
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:42,812
BUT I KNEW WHEN I ASKED
THE OTHER KIDS AT SCHOOL...

1355
01:09:45,715 --> 01:09:47,784
THIS WASN'T HAPPENING TO THEM.

1356
01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:54,791
THEY WERE SLEEPING THROUGH
THE NIGHT PEACEFULLY.

1357
01:09:58,962 --> 01:10:00,397
WHY?

1358
01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:05,635
WHY DID THEY
HAVE TO PICK ME?

1359
01:10:17,414 --> 01:10:19,749
WHERE IS ALL THIS DAMN
CANDY COMING FROM?

1360
01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,385
[SKOT] SORRY.

1361
01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,553
AFTER JESSA'S
HYPNOTIC REGRESSION,

1362
01:10:23,587 --> 01:10:25,555
SHE MADE ALL THESE SKETCHES.

1363
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:27,023
THESE ARE THINGS
THAT SHE BELIEVES

1364
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,293
HAVE BEEN HAPPENING TO HER
SINCE SHE WAS A KID.

1365
01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:31,395
LOOK AT THAT.

1366
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,563
IF THEY REALLY
ARE HER MEMORIES,

1367
01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:37,734
THEN SHE HAS ACTUALLY
BEEN INSIDE A UFO.

1368
01:10:37,767 --> 01:10:39,803
I WISH THEY'D TAKE ME
INTO THEIR SHIP.

1369
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:42,038
IT MUST BE SO COOL.

1370
01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:43,973
THERE'S WILLIAM.

1371
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,911
DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE
AN ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRID--

1372
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:52,749
EARLY STAGE, JUDGING BY
THE ABNORMALLY LONG LIMBS
AND BIZARRE FEATURES.

1373
01:10:52,782 --> 01:10:55,485
DON'T THINK
I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY.

1374
01:10:55,519 --> 01:10:59,756
THE GRAYS ARE VERY CLINICAL,
AND THEY HAVE NO EMOTION.

1375
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,292
THEY ACT ACCORDING TO
A WELL-DEFINED HIERARCHY,

1376
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:04,861
AND THEY'RE CONSIDERED MORE
PROFESSIONAL, PREDICTABLE.

1377
01:11:04,894 --> 01:11:07,297
THE HYBRIDS,
ON THE OTHER HAND,

1378
01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,599
WE DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT,

1379
01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:12,001
BUT WE DO KNOW
THEY EXPERIENCE EMOTION

1380
01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:14,371
THE WAY THE GRAYS DO NOT.

1381
01:11:14,404 --> 01:11:17,607
THEY'VE BEEN KNOWN TO
LAUGH, CRY,

1382
01:11:17,641 --> 01:11:21,445
APPEAR SAD, ANGRY, HAPPY,

1383
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:24,614
AND SO FORTH-- JEALOUS.

1384
01:11:24,648 --> 01:11:28,885
IN ESSENCE,
IT'S THEIR VERY HUMANNESS

1385
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:31,421
THAT MAKES THEM
UNPREDICTABLE.

1386
01:11:34,391 --> 01:11:36,493
WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION,

1387
01:11:36,526 --> 01:11:39,062
ARE THEY THE MONSTERS

1388
01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:40,597
OR ARE WE?

1389
01:11:42,098 --> 01:11:44,734
[CLATTER]

1390
01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,576
[VIC]
YO, ANY IDEA HOW MUCH LONGER
YOU'RE GONNA BE DEPRESSED?

1391
01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:56,880
FUCK.

1392
01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:00,650
WENT AND GOT YOU
A COUPLE THINGS.

1393
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,352
GOT YOU A BOOK--

1394
01:12:02,386 --> 01:12:06,356
"HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF
AGAINST ALIEN ABDUCTIONS."

1395
01:12:06,390 --> 01:12:07,457
RIGHT.

1396
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,761
TA-DA!

1397
01:12:11,795 --> 01:12:14,464
COME ON, YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH IT IS AGAINST
VIC SINGE'S CODE

1398
01:12:14,498 --> 01:12:16,933
TO BUY PINK SHIT.

1399
01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:19,536
GIVE ME A SMILE,
WOULD YOU?

1400
01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:23,807
UNH, UNH! YEAH!

1401
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,942
THAT'S MY GIRL.

1402
01:12:27,544 --> 01:12:28,978
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

1403
01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:31,515
[SKOT]
I'M JUST TRYING TO DOCUMENT

1404
01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:33,149
-WHAT JESSA'S GOING THROUGH.
-WELL, DOCUMENT THIS

1405
01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:34,851
WITH A LITTLE
"FUCK YOU" SAUCE.

1406
01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:36,520
[SKOT]
NO, WAIT, WAIT. VIC!
VIC, WAIT.

1407
01:12:36,553 --> 01:12:38,522
I THINK WHAT'S HAPPENING
TO HER IS AMAZING.

1408
01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:40,156
I MEAN, WHY DO YOU THINK
I JOINED THE C.D.U.?

1409
01:12:40,189 --> 01:12:42,692
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO
MEET AN ALIEN FACE TO FACE,

1410
01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:45,395
TO KNOW WITHOUT
A DOUBT THAT THEY EXIST.

1411
01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:47,030
I THINK SHE'S LUCKY.

1412
01:12:47,063 --> 01:12:47,964
LUCKY?

1413
01:12:49,566 --> 01:12:51,134
LUCKY?

1414
01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:54,037
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

1415
01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,706
THESE ARE NOT
THE FRIENDLY LITTLE E.T.'S

1416
01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,808
YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH
AS A KID, SKOT.

1417
01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:00,444
THESE ARE MONSTERS.

1418
01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:03,813
THESE ARE MONSTERS
THAT HAVE BEEN STEALING ME,

1419
01:13:03,847 --> 01:13:07,116
STEALING MY BODY
AND MOMENTS OF MY LIFE

1420
01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:09,653
THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
EXISTED UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO.

1421
01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:10,954
AND LOOK AT ME.

1422
01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:13,156
LOOK AT ME,
THEY'RE USING ME,

1423
01:13:13,189 --> 01:13:15,759
MY BODY, LIKE SOME KIND
OF GODDAMN INCUBATOR

1424
01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:17,594
FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT.

1425
01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:19,829
AND I AM BARELY
HUMAN ANYMORE.

1426
01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:22,198
-YOU THINK I'M LUCKY, SKOT?
-[SKOT] I'M SORRY, JESSA.

1427
01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,467
I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.

1428
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,502
THINK ABOUT IT.
USE YOUR BRAIN.

1429
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:27,637
HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN
ABOUT ALIENS, HUH?

1430
01:13:27,671 --> 01:13:28,972
HOW LONG?

1431
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,139
IF THEY WERE REALLY
HERE TO HELP US,

1432
01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:31,908
THEY WOULD HAVE DONE
IT BY NOW.

1433
01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:33,209
[SKOT]
YEAH, I GUESS
I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

1434
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:34,611
NO, YOU DON'T SEE.

1435
01:13:34,644 --> 01:13:36,045
YOU DON'T SEE, SKOT.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

1436
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:37,814
YOU DON'T SEE
THAT THEY ARE SNEAKY,

1437
01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:39,182
AND THEY ARE SELFISH,

1438
01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:41,985
AND THEY ARE USING US
TO HELP THEMSELVES.

1439
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:45,054
[SKOT STUTTERS]
WAS, UH--

1440
01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:46,189
DID YOU DOCUMENT
THAT, DUMBASS?

1441
01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:47,223
[SKOT]
SHUT UP.

1442
01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,592
I CONSIDER MISS GWILLIAMS

1443
01:13:48,625 --> 01:13:50,594
TO BE A VICTIM IN ALL THIS.

1444
01:13:50,627 --> 01:13:53,597
WHAT HE DID WAS
UNDENIABLY INAPPROPRIATE

1445
01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:54,964
AND AGAINST
THE CODE OF ETHICS

1446
01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:57,601
OUTLINED IN
THE UFOLOGIST'S HANDBOOK.

1447
01:13:57,634 --> 01:13:59,503
[MAN]
THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP?

1448
01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:02,772
IF YOU'RE ASKING ME TO ANSWER
FROM A POSITION OF EMPATHY,

1449
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:06,543
YES, I FIND THE OUTCOME
OF THE EVENTS AT SKYFOREST

1450
01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,513
TO BE TRULY SADDENING.

1451
01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,548
AND UNLIKELY AS IT MAY SEEM,

1452
01:14:11,581 --> 01:14:15,251
IT APPEARS THAT MISTER SINGE

1453
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,755
DEVELOPED GENUINE FEELINGS
FOR MISS GWILLIAMS.

1454
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,257
EVEN MORE UNLIKELY,

1455
01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,893
SHE DEVELOPED FEELINGS
FOR HIM.

1456
01:14:37,206 --> 01:14:42,111
YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY
UNDERSTOOD THE HORRORS

1457
01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:47,216
OF WHAT JESSA'S BEEN
GOING THROUGH UNTIL NOW.

1458
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,921
I THINK IT FINALLY
JUST HIT ME

1459
01:14:51,955 --> 01:14:54,658
THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING TO HER

1460
01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:58,762
AND TO US IS REAL,

1461
01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:00,997
AND NOT IN
SOME MIRACULOUS WAY.

1462
01:15:01,030 --> 01:15:05,869
THIS ISN'T A GAME
OR A FUN LITTLE ADVENTURE.

1463
01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:09,706
A PERSON'S LIFE AND
WELL-BEING ARE AT STAKE HERE.

1464
01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,777
I MEAN, THESE ALIENS ARE
USING THIS POOR WOMAN'S BODY

1465
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:18,548
TO GROW BABIES,
AND THEN JUST TAKING THEM.

1466
01:15:20,216 --> 01:15:22,952
AND EVEN THOUGH THEY'VE BEEN
ERASING HER MEMORIES

1467
01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:26,155
OF ALL THESE EXPERIENCES,

1468
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:30,860
I THINK STILL
SOMEHOW SHE KNOWS.

1469
01:15:30,894 --> 01:15:36,700
AND THAT IS WHAT
HAS TORTURED HER ALL HER LIFE.

1470
01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,235
I'M STARTING TO THINK
THAT MORE QUALIFIED PEOPLE

1471
01:15:39,268 --> 01:15:42,171
SHOULD BE HERE HELPING HER.

1472
01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:46,643
YOU KNOW, THE WORLD
REALLY NEEDS TO START TAKING
THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY

1473
01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:48,978
AND PRESSURE THE GOVERNMENT
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

1474
01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:52,181
TO HELP PROTECT
PEOPLE LIKE JESSA.

1475
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:55,652
BUT I GUESS
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

1476
01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,120
YOU TELL ANYONE
ABOUT THIS STUFF,

1477
01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:59,923
THE POLICE, THE GOVERNMENT,

1478
01:15:59,956 --> 01:16:02,692
AND THEY JUST THINK
YOU'RE CRAZY.

1479
01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:09,833
OR MAYBE-- MAYBE
THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING

1480
01:16:09,866 --> 01:16:11,100
BECAUSE THEY KNOW
THEY CAN'T CONTROL

1481
01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,336
TECHNOLOGICALLY
SUPERIOR BEINGS.

1482
01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:17,240
[DOGS BARKING]

1483
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:21,645
WHOA. THE DOGS
ARE BARKING AGAIN.

1484
01:16:21,678 --> 01:16:27,383
[BARKING CONTINUES]

1485
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,786
THE DOGS ARE REALLY BARKING.

1486
01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:31,320
I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING OUT THERE.

1487
01:16:40,864 --> 01:16:41,931
[GASPS]

1488
01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,935
OH, THEY'RE BACK.

1489
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:49,138
OKAY, OKAY,
DON'T BE AFRAID.

1490
01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:50,406
THIS ISN'T
ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.

1491
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,877
THIS IS ABOUT JESSA.

1492
01:16:53,910 --> 01:16:57,947
IF IT'S A GRAY,
MAYBE I CAN CONVINCE THEM
TO LEAVE HER ALONE.

1493
01:16:57,981 --> 01:17:00,083
MAYBE I CAN REASON WITH THEM.

1494
01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:06,890
OKAY. HERE GOES.

1495
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,063
[BARKING CONTINUES]

1496
01:17:32,181 --> 01:17:37,353
-[MOANING]
-[BED SQUEAKING]

1497
01:17:37,386 --> 01:17:38,988
REALLY?

1498
01:17:39,022 --> 01:17:40,824
[SIGHS]

1499
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,993
[VIC]
YEAH! WHOO!

1500
01:17:44,027 --> 01:17:46,462
[SQUEAKING CONTINUES]

1501
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:49,265
-[CLATTER]
-[SKOT] WHOA.

1502
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:51,968
WHAT THE HECK?

1503
01:17:56,472 --> 01:17:59,008
OH, JEEZ.

1504
01:17:59,042 --> 01:18:01,210
WHY AM I DOING THIS ALONE?

1505
01:18:01,244 --> 01:18:03,112
WHY AM I DOING
THIS ALONE?

1506
01:18:05,114 --> 01:18:07,283
HELLO?

1507
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:08,451
WHERE DID YOU GO?

1508
01:18:12,255 --> 01:18:13,723
LITTLE BUDDY?

1509
01:18:16,259 --> 01:18:17,794
OH, JEEZ.

1510
01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,364
HELLO?

1511
01:18:21,397 --> 01:18:24,200
OH, MY GOD,
I JUST SAW IT!
I JUST SAW IT!

1512
01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:26,870
THERE WAS A FREAKING ALIEN
RIGHT THERE!

1513
01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:29,072
HOLY MOLY!
THIS IS NUTS!

1514
01:18:29,105 --> 01:18:30,239
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M CHASING AFTER

1515
01:18:30,273 --> 01:18:32,175
A REAL LIVE
EXTRATERRESTRIAL!

1516
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,043
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD!

1517
01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:38,281
WHERE'D YOU GO?
WHOA. WHAT WAS THAT?

1518
01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:40,316
THIS IS CRAZY.
THIS IS CRAZY.

1519
01:18:40,349 --> 01:18:42,886
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.

1520
01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:45,221
HELLO?

1521
01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:47,857
HELLO?

1522
01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,394
I GOT YOU NOW.

1523
01:18:57,433 --> 01:18:59,135
JEEZ. JERK!

1524
01:18:59,168 --> 01:19:01,037
WHAT-- OH, MY GOSH.

1525
01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,906
WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING?

1526
01:19:02,939 --> 01:19:04,774
I HAVE TO GET
A SHOT OF THIS GUY.

1527
01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:05,942
IT'LL BE HISTORIC.

1528
01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,312
OKAY, OKAY.

1529
01:19:09,345 --> 01:19:12,015
I CAN DO THIS.
I CAN DO THIS.

1530
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:14,450
COME ON, SKOT.
DON'T BE A WIMP.

1531
01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:16,019
YOU CAN DO IT.

1532
01:19:17,954 --> 01:19:22,358
HE'S DEFINITELY IN THERE.
HELLO?

1533
01:19:22,391 --> 01:19:24,994
UH, CAN YOU COME OUT?

1534
01:19:27,964 --> 01:19:31,901
HELLO?
I COME IN PEACE.

1535
01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,437
-DO YOU?
-[HISSES]

1536
01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:35,571
[SCREAMING]

1537
01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:37,941
[LAUGHS]
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD!

1538
01:19:37,974 --> 01:19:40,443
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
WHAT? OH!

1539
01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:43,446
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

1540
01:19:43,479 --> 01:19:45,514
OH, COME ON! DON'T GO.

1541
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,885
[SIGHS]

1542
01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:54,290
I THINK JESSA'S RIGHT.

1543
01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,292
I DON'T THINK THESE ALIENS
WANT TO BE OUR FRIENDS.

1544
01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:57,894
THEY'RE ALWAYS SNEAKING AROUND

1545
01:19:57,927 --> 01:20:00,496
OR FLYING OFF WHENEVER
THINGS GET INTERESTING.

1546
01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:02,899
TO USE VIC'S VERNACULAR,

1547
01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:05,301
I THINK THESE ALIENS
JUST LIKE FUCKING WITH US.

1548
01:20:10,606 --> 01:20:12,075
HERE WE GO.

1549
01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,409
-RIGHT THERE.
-I GOT IT.

1550
01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:14,911
READ IT OUT LOUD.

1551
01:20:14,944 --> 01:20:17,613
DON'T TELL ME
WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.

1552
01:20:17,646 --> 01:20:21,617
"STOLEN BABIES ARE VERY COMMON
AMONG FEMALE ABDUCTEES."

1553
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:23,953
FUCK SHIT, FUCK SHIT.

1554
01:20:23,987 --> 01:20:25,989
"WITHOUT EXPLANATION,
A WOMAN WILL BE PREGNANT ONE DAY

1555
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,157
AND NOT PREGNANT THE NEXT--
NO SIGNS OF MISCARRIAGE

1556
01:20:28,191 --> 01:20:29,859
OR FETAL ABSORPTION,

1557
01:20:29,893 --> 01:20:32,161
NO HEAVY BLEEDING
OR DISCHARGE.

1558
01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:33,897
THE FETUS IS SIMPLY GONE.

1559
01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,131
THIS ALMOST ALWAYS HAPPENS

1560
01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:38,101
AT THE END OF
THE FIRST TRIMESTER,

1561
01:20:38,134 --> 01:20:40,169
THE 12TH WEEK OF PREGNANCY."

1562
01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,370
[SKOT]
DIDN'T DOCTOR REUBEN SAY

1563
01:20:41,404 --> 01:20:43,206
SHE WAS BETWEEN 9
AND 11 WEEKS?

1564
01:20:43,239 --> 01:20:45,108
YEAH, BUT THAT'S A PRETTY
WIDE FUCKING MARGIN.

1565
01:20:45,141 --> 01:20:46,575
[SKOT] EXACTLY,

1566
01:20:46,609 --> 01:20:49,178
WHICH MEANS SHE COULD BE
11 WEEKS ALONG, OR EVEN 12,

1567
01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:51,247
AND THAT WOULD EXPLAIN
WHY THEY'VE BEEN AROUND
SO MUCH LATELY.

1568
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:53,649
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
JESSA'S ALREADY HANGING
BY A THREAD AS IT IS.

1569
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:57,086
MORE NEWS LIKE THAT,
AND SNIP.

1570
01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:58,187
FUCK.

1571
01:21:01,057 --> 01:21:03,659
-HE'S NOT TAKING MY BABY.
-[VIC] WAIT A FUCK.

1572
01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,194
WHATEVER'S GROWING
INSIDE OF YOU

1573
01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:06,395
SURE AS SHIT AIN'T YOURS.

1574
01:21:06,429 --> 01:21:09,532
IT SURE AS SHIT IS.

1575
01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:12,201
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
TAKEN FROM ME, VIC.

1576
01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:13,569
YOU CAN BE GODDAMN SURE

1577
01:21:13,602 --> 01:21:15,071
I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT SON OF A BITCH

1578
01:21:15,104 --> 01:21:17,373
TAKE ANYTHING
FROM ME EVER AGAIN.

1579
01:21:17,406 --> 01:21:19,142
[VIC]
THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?

1580
01:21:19,175 --> 01:21:20,143
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING?

1581
01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:21,377
[SKOT] VIC.

1582
01:21:21,410 --> 01:21:22,545
[VIC] WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING, JESSA?

1583
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,047
OPEN UP THIS FUCKING DOOR.

1584
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:25,949
-[JESSA] GO AWAY, VIC.
-WHAT THE FUCK?

1585
01:21:25,982 --> 01:21:27,550
OH, SHIT.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GUN?

1586
01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:29,552
[SKOT]
I DON'T KNOW.

1587
01:21:29,585 --> 01:21:32,155
OPEN UP THIS GODDAMN DOOR!

1588
01:21:32,188 --> 01:21:34,123
[SKOT] VIC, VIC!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1589
01:21:34,157 --> 01:21:36,525
COME ON, PLEASE!
JESSA, TALK TO ME!

1590
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:39,228
JESSA! I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.
VIC, WHAT IS SHE DOING?

1591
01:21:39,262 --> 01:21:40,696
COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

1592
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:43,232
OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT.
OPEN THE DOOR, COME ON!

1593
01:21:43,266 --> 01:21:45,668
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT THE FUCK?

1594
01:21:45,701 --> 01:21:50,139
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JESSA?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

1595
01:21:52,508 --> 01:21:54,343
I DON'T KNOW.

1596
01:21:56,145 --> 01:21:59,415
-CALM DOWN.
-I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.

1597
01:22:04,153 --> 01:22:07,490
WHY IS THIS
HAPPENING TO ME?

1598
01:22:07,523 --> 01:22:11,027
YOU'RE OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.

1599
01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:13,396
I WANT TO GO BACK
TO BEING CRAZY.

1600
01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,198
I WANT TO GO BACK TO
JUST BEING CRAZY.

1601
01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,366
CAN I PLEASE GO
BACK TO BEING CRAZY?

1602
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:21,270
WAS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?

1603
01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:25,274
SKOT AND I,
WE'VE SEEN SHIT, TOO, OKAY?

1604
01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:28,544
FUCKING LIKE IT OR NOT,
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

1605
01:22:28,577 --> 01:22:31,214
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

1606
01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:35,118
I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
I CAN'T DO IT.

1607
01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,020
IT'S TOO MUCH AND I CANNOT--

1608
01:22:37,053 --> 01:22:40,156
BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT!

1609
01:22:40,189 --> 01:22:44,327
IF ANYONE CAN STAND UP TO
THIS ALIEN ASSHOLE, IT'S YOU.

1610
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:47,263
HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS,

1611
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,999
WHENEVER HE WANTS TO ME,

1612
01:22:50,033 --> 01:22:52,501
THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE.

1613
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:58,241
HE'S TAKEN SEVEN BABIES.

1614
01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:05,481
SEVEN BABIES
AND A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES.

1615
01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:09,552
AND I'M SO CONFUSED!
I'M SO CONFUSED.

1616
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:12,155
I HAVE THESE FEELINGS FOR HIM,

1617
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:14,223
AND I HAVE
THESE FEELINGS FOR YOU,

1618
01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,592
AND I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S REAL.

1619
01:23:16,625 --> 01:23:18,661
JESSA, I DON'T KNOW IF I--

1620
01:23:21,064 --> 01:23:23,666
LOOK, I'VE NEVER
FELT BEFORE, OKAY?

1621
01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:29,038
I MAY HAVE
A LONG TIME AGO, BUT--

1622
01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:31,574
LOOK, IF YOU'VE GOT
FEELINGS FOR ME,

1623
01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:35,578
IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF SOME
ALIEN MIND TRICK I'VE PULLED.

1624
01:23:35,611 --> 01:23:38,614
IT'S BECAUSE OF MY AWESOME
FUCKING PERSONALITY

1625
01:23:38,647 --> 01:23:40,383
AND MY GIANT HUMAN COCK.

1626
01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:42,218
SO, LISTEN,
IF YOU WANT TO--

1627
01:23:42,251 --> 01:23:45,321
IF YOU WANT TO KEEP WHATEVER'S
GROWING INSIDE OF YOU,

1628
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,190
THEN FUCK IT.

1629
01:23:47,223 --> 01:23:48,791
WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

1630
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:51,794
TO STOP THIS ALIEN ASSHOLE
FROM TAKING IT, OKAY?

1631
01:23:58,801 --> 01:24:00,336
HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

1632
01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:02,371
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW YET.

1633
01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:04,707
BUT I'M A UFOLOGIST,
GODDAMMIT,

1634
01:24:04,740 --> 01:24:06,309
AND I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

1635
01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:12,348
-[LAUGHING]
-WHAT?

1636
01:24:12,381 --> 01:24:14,783
-WHAT?
-OKAY.

1637
01:24:14,817 --> 01:24:17,720
-OKAY?
-OKAY.

1638
01:24:17,753 --> 01:24:19,655
-OKAY.
-ALL RIGHT.

1639
01:24:22,258 --> 01:24:24,327
-YEAH.
-MMM.

1640
01:24:30,499 --> 01:24:34,370
COME ON,
MY ANGRY LITTLE UFOLOGIST.

1641
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:35,804
LET'S GO GIVE
THIS ASSHOLE SOMETHING

1642
01:24:35,838 --> 01:24:38,241
HE CAN REALLY
GET JEALOUS ABOUT.

1643
01:24:38,274 --> 01:24:39,775
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

1644
01:24:39,808 --> 01:24:41,177
[SKOT]
YOU GUYS THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?

1645
01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:42,678
FUCKING'S ALWAYS
A GOOD IDEA.

1646
01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:44,547
WHY DON'T YOU GO
MASTURBATE OR SOMETHING?

1647
01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:50,453
[VIC AND JESSA MOANING]

1648
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:54,457
-[MOANING CONTINUES]
-[BED SQUEAKING]

1649
01:25:06,802 --> 01:25:10,373
[BELCHES]
I THINK I JUST
HEARD SOMETHING.

1650
01:25:10,406 --> 01:25:12,608
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

1651
01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,243
'COURSE NOT.

1652
01:25:15,644 --> 01:25:17,613
WHAT NOW?

1653
01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,748
OOH, NICE TOUCH, ASSHOLES.

1654
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,450
-FUCK!
-[ALARM CLOCK BLARES]

1655
01:25:21,484 --> 01:25:23,219
-[ALARM STOPS]
-REAL FUCKING FUNNY.

1656
01:25:27,723 --> 01:25:31,694
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON
OUT THERE? HEY!

1657
01:25:31,727 --> 01:25:32,861
[BELCHES]

1658
01:25:34,497 --> 01:25:36,532
WHO THE FUCK'S OUT THERE?

1659
01:25:40,336 --> 01:25:42,471
-[DOORKNOB RATTLES]
-WHAT'S THE MATTER?

1660
01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:46,275
CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN
A FUCKING DOOR, DUMBASSES?

1661
01:25:46,309 --> 01:25:50,513
HELLO?
YOU COMING IN OR WHAT?

1662
01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:54,250
OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT.
IT'S GO TIME.

1663
01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,487
PEEKABOO!

1664
01:25:58,521 --> 01:26:00,756
[BELCHES]

1665
01:26:00,789 --> 01:26:05,394
OKAY, WHERE ARE YOU,
YOU LITTLE FUCKING
SONS OF BITCHES?

1666
01:26:05,428 --> 01:26:08,664
[DOOR CREAKING]

1667
01:26:08,697 --> 01:26:10,366
CHRIST!

1668
01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:12,835
[MAN ON TV]
...MY POWER NOW,
CITIZENS OF EARTH.

1669
01:26:12,868 --> 01:26:16,672
[VIC]
AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING
FOLLOW YOU NOW?

1670
01:26:18,474 --> 01:26:22,511
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT.
NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.

1671
01:26:22,545 --> 01:26:25,481
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
ASSHOLES ARE, HUH?

1672
01:26:29,385 --> 01:26:30,353
[BELCHES]

1673
01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:32,221
FUCK.

1674
01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,528
SHIT, IT'S COLD OUT HERE.

1675
01:26:39,562 --> 01:26:41,897
I THINK MY DICK
IS SHRINKING.

1676
01:26:45,401 --> 01:26:46,469
[BELCHES]

1677
01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:56,812
OKAY, I'M HERE NOW.
WHAT THE FUCK?

1678
01:26:58,581 --> 01:27:00,249
[ELECTRONIC BEEPING
AND WHIRRING]

1679
01:27:00,283 --> 01:27:02,685
WHOO, MY SKIN IS BUZZING!

1680
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:04,653
[LAUGHS]

1681
01:27:04,687 --> 01:27:05,954
WHAT THE FUCK?

1682
01:27:07,590 --> 01:27:12,428
OH, SHIT. AAH!

1683
01:27:21,069 --> 01:27:23,506
WHAT THE FUCK?

1684
01:27:41,089 --> 01:27:42,725
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK,

1685
01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:44,993
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

1686
01:27:45,027 --> 01:27:47,430
FUCK!

1687
01:27:47,463 --> 01:27:49,932
I THINK I WAS JUST
AB-FUCKING-DUCTED.

1688
01:27:49,965 --> 01:27:52,935
-WHAT?
-YEAH.

1689
01:27:52,968 --> 01:27:54,937
ONE SECOND
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,

1690
01:27:54,970 --> 01:27:57,940
AND THEN BOOM, NEXT THING
I KNOW IT'S FUCKING MORNING.

1691
01:27:57,973 --> 01:28:00,943
[SKOT]
VIC, HOW MANY OF THOSE
YOU GONNA DRINK?

1692
01:28:00,976 --> 01:28:02,745
YOU'RE GONNA HURT YOURSELF.

1693
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:07,716
VIC, STOP.
VIC, PLEASE STOP. STOP.

1694
01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:10,553
OH.

1695
01:28:12,655 --> 01:28:14,890
LOOK AT MY HAND.
IT'S SHAKING LIKE CRAZY.

1696
01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:18,093
-[SKOT] WHOA.
-OH, SHIT.

1697
01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:20,028
THERE BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN
ANY ASSFUCKERY UP THERE.

1698
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,697
-ZOOM IN!
-WHAT ARE YOU-- NO, WHAT?

1699
01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,065
DO YOU SEE ANY
MARKS ON MY ASSHOLE?

1700
01:28:23,098 --> 01:28:24,767
VIC, I AM NOT
FILMING YOUR BUTT.

1701
01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:26,469
-LOOK AT MY O-RING!
-NO!

1702
01:28:26,502 --> 01:28:27,970
WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS GOING ON IN HERE?

1703
01:28:28,003 --> 01:28:29,838
[SKOT]
OH, THIS IS NOT
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

1704
01:28:29,872 --> 01:28:32,107
DON'T YOU COME NEAR ME.

1705
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,576
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, VIC?

1706
01:28:33,609 --> 01:28:35,411
[VIC]
STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

1707
01:28:37,012 --> 01:28:40,916
-WHY?
-I DON'T KNOW.

1708
01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,118
SO, YEAH,

1709
01:28:43,151 --> 01:28:46,121
I HAD TO GET AWAY FROM
THE CABIN FOR A BIT.

1710
01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:48,691
THERE'S BEEN SO MANY
STRANGE ENCOUNTERS

1711
01:28:48,724 --> 01:28:50,726
OVER THE PAST
COUPLE OF WEEKS,

1712
01:28:50,759 --> 01:28:52,561
IT'S STARTING TO GET
A LITTLE OVERWHELMING.

1713
01:28:52,595 --> 01:28:54,897
FIRST THING THIS MORNING,
VIC BUSTS INTO MY ROOM,

1714
01:28:54,930 --> 01:28:59,134
YELLING, "AAH, I WAS JUST
AB-EFFING-DUCTED."

1715
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:00,903
I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED,

1716
01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:02,838
BUT I SAW THE FOOTAGE
FROM HIS CAMERA.

1717
01:29:02,871 --> 01:29:04,840
IT'S REALLY CRAZY STUFF.

1718
01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:08,444
SOMETHING DEFINITELY
WENT DOWN LAST NIGHT.

1719
01:29:08,477 --> 01:29:10,813
AND TODAY, ANY TIME
JESSA GOES NEAR VIC,

1720
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,881
HE TOTALLY FREAKS OUT.

1721
01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:17,119
HE BASICALLY MADE HER
SPEND ALL MORNING OUTSIDE.

1722
01:29:17,152 --> 01:29:21,156
I KEEP GOING OVER IT
AND OVER IT IN MY HEAD.

1723
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:23,592
WHY WAS VIC ABDUCTED
AND NOT ME?

1724
01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:25,160
I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE

1725
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,164
WILLIAM DOESN'T
LIKE VIC AND JESSA...

1726
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,699
YOU KNOW.

1727
01:29:30,733 --> 01:29:34,169
HE DID SOMETHING TO VIC
TO MAKE HIM STOP.

1728
01:29:34,202 --> 01:29:36,405
AND, WELL, TONIGHT,
VIC AND JESSA

1729
01:29:36,439 --> 01:29:38,541
ARE SUPPOSED TO GO ON
THIS BIG DATE OR SOMETHING,

1730
01:29:38,574 --> 01:29:41,109
ASSUMING VIC WILL EVEN
LET HER SIT NEXT TO HIM
AT THE SAME TABLE,

1731
01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:42,878
BUT I DON'T KNOW,
I'VE GOT THIS FEELING

1732
01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:45,113
THAT THIS IS ALL
LEADING UP TO SOMETHING.

1733
01:29:47,082 --> 01:29:50,118
SOMETHING BAD,
AND, WELL, I--

1734
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,188
I THINK THERE'S
REALLY ONLY ONE PERSON

1735
01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:57,159
WHO CAN HELP US OUT
WITH ALL OF THIS.

1736
01:29:57,192 --> 01:29:59,061
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1737
01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:01,063
THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE

1738
01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,198
IS TO HEAR WITH
MY OWN EARS HOW THEM E.T.'S

1739
01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:05,734
SHOVED SOMETHING UP
THAT FOOL'S STANK ASS.

1740
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:17,580
[VIC]
OKAY, NOW THAT
WAS FUCKING WEIRD.

1741
01:30:17,613 --> 01:30:19,214
I'M ON A TABLE
IN A WHITE ROOM

1742
01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:22,084
AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
HOW I GOT HERE.

1743
01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,186
WHOA!

1744
01:30:24,219 --> 01:30:27,222
THERE'S A TALL FUCKING MUTANT
COMING IN THROUGH THE DOOR.

1745
01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:29,592
IT LOOKS LIKE A BUG.

1746
01:30:29,625 --> 01:30:32,160
I THINK IT'S
THAT WILLIAM ASSHOLE.

1747
01:30:32,194 --> 01:30:34,930
HE'S PISSED.

1748
01:30:34,963 --> 01:30:38,867
HE SAYS MY SPERM'S CONTAMINATING
HIS BREEDING PRESERVE.

1749
01:30:38,901 --> 01:30:40,803
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

1750
01:30:40,836 --> 01:30:42,738
WHOA, YOU'D BETTER
NOT TOUCH MY COCK, ASSHOLE!

1751
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,072
[FELINDA]
WHAT DID HE SAY?

1752
01:30:44,106 --> 01:30:45,608
HE'LL REMOVE
MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

1753
01:30:45,641 --> 01:30:47,943
IF I CONTINUE FUCKING JESSA.
AND I SAY,

1754
01:30:47,976 --> 01:30:50,479
"YOU LOOKING FOR
AN UPGRADE THERE, ASSHOLE?

1755
01:30:50,513 --> 01:30:53,949
DO YOU GUYS EVEN HAVE A COCK,
OR AN ASS FOR THAT MATTER?

1756
01:30:53,982 --> 01:30:57,019
HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS
SHIT OR PISS ANYWAYS?"

1757
01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:58,987
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

1758
01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:00,222
WERE YOU DRUNK OR
SOMETHING THAT NIGHT?

1759
01:31:00,255 --> 01:31:03,191
[VIC BELCHES]
UH-HUH. YEAH, I WAS.

1760
01:31:03,225 --> 01:31:06,194
LORD, THIS IS
A NEW ONE FOR ME.

1761
01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:09,798
HE SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME DO
ANYTHING HE WANTS.

1762
01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:12,635
THEN HE GRABS MY HEAD
WITH HIS LONG FUCKING FINGERS

1763
01:31:12,668 --> 01:31:14,837
AND LOOKS INTO MY EYES.

1764
01:31:14,870 --> 01:31:17,973
I CAN HEAR HIM IN MY HEAD.

1765
01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:23,546
HE SAYS,
"STAY AWAY FROM JESSA!"

1766
01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:26,281
[LAUGHS]

1767
01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:28,283
YEAH, NICE TRY THERE,
FUCKLESS.

1768
01:31:28,316 --> 01:31:29,818
AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

1769
01:31:29,852 --> 01:31:31,987
-[SHOUTING]
-[FELINDA] WHAT HAPPENED?

1770
01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:33,789
[VIC]
HE'S SQUEEZING MY HEAD!

1771
01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:35,658
HE'S HAVING TROUBLE
CONTROLLING YOU, AIN'T HE?

1772
01:31:35,691 --> 01:31:37,292
I GUESS,
AND HE'S ALSO WONDERING

1773
01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:39,828
WHY I USE THE WORD
"FUCK" SO MUCH.

1774
01:31:39,862 --> 01:31:43,031
AND I SAY, "'CAUSE
I'M FUCK NORRIS, ASSHOLE!

1775
01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:46,168
AND THESE ARE
MY TWO NINJA SIDEKICKS,
FUCK AND YOU!"

1776
01:31:46,201 --> 01:31:48,571
AND I START CHOPPING
AWAY AT HIM.

1777
01:31:48,604 --> 01:31:50,172
HAI!

1778
01:31:50,205 --> 01:31:52,608
OH, SHIT.
TWO OF THE LITTLE ONES
JUST WALKED IN.

1779
01:31:52,641 --> 01:31:56,244
OH, I THINK THEY'RE
PISSED OFF AT OLD WILLIE.

1780
01:31:56,278 --> 01:31:58,146
I THINK THEY'RE HIS BOSSES.

1781
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:01,850
THEY START SAYING THAT
HE'S JEOPARDIZING THE PROGRAM.

1782
01:32:01,884 --> 01:32:04,687
THEN WILLIE STARTS--

1783
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:07,155
WILLIE STARTS
THROWING A TANTRUM.

1784
01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:09,692
HE STARTS BANGING HIS FISTS
AGAINST THE CEILING.

1785
01:32:09,725 --> 01:32:11,960
JESUS, THIS FUCKER'S NUTS.

1786
01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,698
OH, SHIT.
THE TWO LITTLE ONES
ARE COMING OVER TO ME NOW.

1787
01:32:15,731 --> 01:32:20,035
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
THEIR LITTLE BALD HEADS
GET ME A LITTLE HARD.

1788
01:32:20,068 --> 01:32:21,870
THEY LOOK LIKE BOOBIES
WITHOUT NIPPLES.

1789
01:32:21,904 --> 01:32:23,338
HE IS SUCH A PERVERT.

1790
01:32:23,371 --> 01:32:25,040
[VIC]
ONE'S GRABBING MY HEAD

1791
01:32:25,073 --> 01:32:27,876
AND THE OTHER ONE'S
STARING INTO MY EYES.

1792
01:32:27,910 --> 01:32:30,713
WILLIE'S LOOKING AT ME
FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.

1793
01:32:30,746 --> 01:32:34,016
HE'S TRYING TO
TELL ME SOMETHING THAT
I NEED TO REMEMBER.

1794
01:32:34,049 --> 01:32:36,885
OH, I'M BACK OUTSIDE.

1795
01:32:36,919 --> 01:32:40,222
-WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?
-HE TOLD ME-- HE TOLD ME--

1796
01:32:40,255 --> 01:32:43,058
[COUGHING]

1797
01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:45,127
[SKOT]
WHOA, SHOULD WE CALL 911?

1798
01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:50,232
NO, HE SAID--
HE SAID HE'S COMING.

1799
01:32:50,265 --> 01:32:54,903
-WHEN?
-[ELECTRONIC SCREECH]

1800
01:32:54,937 --> 01:32:56,905
TONIGHT?
WELL, WHEN TONIGHT?

1801
01:32:56,939 --> 01:32:58,907
[SKOT]
WHO'S COMING?

1802
01:32:58,941 --> 01:33:01,243
[MAN ON TV]
...TAKES LONGER TO PRODUCE
THAN ANY OTHER MAMMAL,

1803
01:33:01,276 --> 01:33:03,245
-ALMOST TWO YEARS.
-HELL, NO.

1804
01:33:03,278 --> 01:33:05,080
THIS IS GETTING WAY
TO FREAKY FOR ME.

1805
01:33:05,113 --> 01:33:07,950
AND YOU CAN KEEP THE DAMN TABLE.
I'LL GET A NEW ONE.

1806
01:33:07,983 --> 01:33:09,251
[SKOT]
NO, MISS WASCO.
WAIT, WAIT!

1807
01:33:09,284 --> 01:33:10,719
JESSA, SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH VIC.

1808
01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:12,087
VIC? VIC?

1809
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,089
THE SON OF A BITCH
TRIED TO BRAINWASH ME

1810
01:33:14,122 --> 01:33:16,324
-AND KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU.
-OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

1811
01:33:16,358 --> 01:33:19,728
IT'S OKAY, VIC. LOOK AT ME.

1812
01:33:19,762 --> 01:33:22,397
[SKOT]
WOW.

1813
01:33:22,430 --> 01:33:24,933
-WHAT WAS THAT?
-[DOGS BARKING]

1814
01:33:24,967 --> 01:33:26,034
ARE YOU OKAY?

1815
01:33:28,303 --> 01:33:29,705
WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

1816
01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:31,239
WHAT?

1817
01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:33,408
THAT SON OF A BITCH IS
COMING AFTER YOUR FUCKING KID.

1818
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,777
[SKOT]
WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

1819
01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:36,411
[VIC]
LET'S GO.

1820
01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:38,647
[SKOT]
VIC, WILL YOU TELL US
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1821
01:33:38,681 --> 01:33:40,282
[VIC]
YOU HEARD ME! HE'S COMING
FOR THE FUCKING KID!

1822
01:33:40,315 --> 01:33:43,418
JUST KEEP THAT CAMERA RUNNING,
YOU HEAR ME?

1823
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:44,753
[SKOT]
YOU REALLY WERE ABDUCTED!

1824
01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:45,954
[VIC]
NO, SHIT! GET INSIDE.

1825
01:33:45,988 --> 01:33:47,122
COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!

1826
01:33:47,155 --> 01:33:48,791
[JESSA]
DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?

1827
01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:50,292
[VIC]
JUST GET THE FUCKING
CAR STARTED.

1828
01:33:50,325 --> 01:33:53,128
SKOT, MOVE YOUR ASS.
GET BACK THERE.

1829
01:33:53,161 --> 01:33:54,963
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
START THE GODDAMN CAR.

1830
01:33:54,997 --> 01:33:57,099
[JESSA]
IT WON'T START!
IT WON'T START!

1831
01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,701
[SKOT]
COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

1832
01:33:58,734 --> 01:33:59,668
LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

1833
01:33:59,702 --> 01:34:03,438
[VIC]
FELINDA? FELINDA!
FUCK! GODDAMMIT.

1834
01:34:03,471 --> 01:34:05,741
[SKOT]
UH-OH.

1835
01:34:05,774 --> 01:34:07,442
- [U-METER BUZZING]
-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

1836
01:34:07,475 --> 01:34:08,977
- [HORN HONKS]
- [SKOT] IT MEANS THEY'RE HERE.

1837
01:34:09,011 --> 01:34:10,946
I DON'T THINK
I CAN HANDLE THIS.

1838
01:34:10,979 --> 01:34:12,815
[VIC]
HOLY SHIT.

1839
01:34:12,848 --> 01:34:15,317
[SKOT] WHAT?
VIC, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
IS IT THE UFO?

1840
01:34:15,350 --> 01:34:17,419
IT'S A BUNCH OF
FUCKING BLUE ORBS.

1841
01:34:17,452 --> 01:34:19,922
[SKOT]
ORBS? HOW MANY?

1842
01:34:19,955 --> 01:34:22,324
A LOT! COME ON,
WE GOTTA GET BACK INSIDE.

1843
01:34:22,357 --> 01:34:23,992
GET THE FUCK OUT OF
THE CAR, GUYS, COME ON!

1844
01:34:24,026 --> 01:34:26,161
[SKOT]
I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.

1845
01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:28,463
[JESSA]
OH, MY GOD.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1846
01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:32,000
[SKOT]
OH, MY GOD.
VIC, IS THIS AN INVASION?

1847
01:34:32,034 --> 01:34:35,170
[VIC]
LOOKS LIKE IT.
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! COME ON.

1848
01:34:35,203 --> 01:34:36,939
[SKOT]
WAIT UP! DON'T LEAVE ME!

1849
01:34:36,972 --> 01:34:38,440
[VIC]
QUIT CRYING, SKOT.
MOVE YOUR ASS.

1850
01:34:38,473 --> 01:34:40,175
[SKOT]
I AM! I AM!

1851
01:34:40,208 --> 01:34:41,910
[VIC]
THIS AIN'T A TRAINING
EXERCISE.

1852
01:34:41,944 --> 01:34:43,445
LOCK EVERYTHING THAT LOCKS!

1853
01:34:43,478 --> 01:34:44,980
[JESSA]
OH, MY GOD,
THIS CAN'T BE REAL.

1854
01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,315
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

1855
01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:48,851
-[VIC] SHIT.
-[JESSA] VIC.

1856
01:34:48,884 --> 01:34:50,719
[VIC]
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

1857
01:34:50,753 --> 01:34:52,187
[JESSA] OH, MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL ARE
THOSE THINGS?

1858
01:34:52,220 --> 01:34:54,089
[SKOT]
THEY'RE ALIENS IN
ENERGY FORM.

1859
01:34:54,122 --> 01:34:56,859
[VIC]
REAL FUCKING FUNNY, ASSHOLE.

1860
01:34:56,892 --> 01:34:59,027
[JESSA]
OH, JUST GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

1861
01:34:59,061 --> 01:35:01,196
[VIC]
LOOK AT ALL OF 'EM!

1862
01:35:01,229 --> 01:35:03,031
[SKOT] MY GOD!
IT IS AN INVASION!

1863
01:35:03,065 --> 01:35:04,499
WE'RE FUCKING SURROUNDED.

1864
01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:07,369
[SKOT]
WHAT DO WE DO?
WHERE DO WE GO?

1865
01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:09,204
THE BACK DOOR!
THE BACK DOOR! IT'S OPEN.

1866
01:35:09,237 --> 01:35:10,438
[VIC]
NO, JESSA, DON'T GO
BACK THERE.

1867
01:35:10,472 --> 01:35:12,507
[SKOT]
LOOK!

1868
01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,209
[VIC]
HOLY SHIT!

1869
01:35:14,242 --> 01:35:17,379
[ALL SHOUTING]

1870
01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:22,751
TELL ME YOU GOT
THAT ASSHOLE ON CAMERA!

1871
01:35:22,785 --> 01:35:25,387
[SKOT]
I GOT HIM, ALL RIGHT.
VIC, THE DOORKNOB!

1872
01:35:25,420 --> 01:35:27,389
[VIC]
FUCK OFF, WILLIAM!

1873
01:35:27,422 --> 01:35:29,224
GO AWAY!
YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS ONE!

1874
01:35:29,257 --> 01:35:31,259
JUST GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

1875
01:35:31,293 --> 01:35:35,530
-YOU AIN'T GETTING
SHIT, ASSHOLE!
-LEAVE ME ALONE!

1876
01:35:35,563 --> 01:35:37,232
[VIC]
WHAT THE FUCK?
WHERE'D IT GO?

1877
01:35:37,265 --> 01:35:38,901
THE FUCKING CLOSET.

1878
01:35:38,934 --> 01:35:41,536
[SKOT]
WHAT'S IN THERE?
IS IT HIM?

1879
01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:44,106
[VIC]
YOU WANT A FUCKING SHOWDOWN,
YOU FUCKING FREAK?

1880
01:35:44,139 --> 01:35:45,273
YOU GOT ONE!

1881
01:35:47,275 --> 01:35:48,376
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY.

1882
01:35:48,410 --> 01:35:50,813
[SKOT]
VIC, REALLY?

1883
01:35:50,846 --> 01:35:53,248
THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S
ABOUT TO GET SINGED.

1884
01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:56,018
[SKOT]
NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING VIC?
DON'T, DON'T.

1885
01:35:56,051 --> 01:35:58,086
VIC, VIC, HE'S IN THERE.

1886
01:35:58,120 --> 01:36:00,088
NO, NO, NO, DON'T.
NO, STOP, STOP.

1887
01:36:00,122 --> 01:36:03,859
STOP COUNTING.
DON'T OPEN--

1888
01:36:03,892 --> 01:36:05,427
[ALL SHOUTING]

1889
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:07,429
[VIC]
GODDAMN.

1890
01:36:07,462 --> 01:36:10,565
GO AWAY, WILLIAM!
YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BABY!

1891
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,434
[SKOT]
VIC, I DROPPED THE CAMERA!

1892
01:36:12,467 --> 01:36:14,269
[VIC]
I DROPPED THE FUCKING GUN!

1893
01:36:14,302 --> 01:36:16,438
-[SKOT] WHAT DO WE DO?
-OH, NO, VIC!

1894
01:36:16,471 --> 01:36:18,273
HE'S IN MY HEAD.
HE'S INSIDE MY HEAD!

1895
01:36:18,306 --> 01:36:22,878
[ALL SHOUTING]

1896
01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:28,116
[VIC]
CAN'T LET HIM
LEAVE THIS ROOM!

1897
01:36:28,150 --> 01:36:29,952
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!

1898
01:36:29,985 --> 01:36:32,287
[WILLIAM ROARS]

1899
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:35,057
CAN'T HOLD HIM MUCH LONGER!

1900
01:36:36,992 --> 01:36:39,127
VIC, GO FOR HIS EYES!

1901
01:36:39,161 --> 01:36:42,397
-[VIC SHOUTS]
-[WILLIAM ROARS]

1902
01:36:45,333 --> 01:36:48,603
[SKOT]
WHAT'S HE DOING?
WHAT IS THAT?

1903
01:36:48,636 --> 01:36:51,306
[VIC]
FUCK YOU ALIENS IN
THE FUCKING--

1904
01:36:51,339 --> 01:36:53,141
[SKOT]
VIC, WE GOTTA GET
OUT OF HERE!

1905
01:36:53,175 --> 01:36:54,376
HE LOOKS REALLY PISSED OFF.

1906
01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:56,544
[VIC] FUCK.
THAT MAKES TWO OF US.

1907
01:37:03,018 --> 01:37:04,619
[WILLIAM]
FUCK YOU.

1908
01:37:04,652 --> 01:37:06,088
[VIC]
YOU MOTHERFUCK--

1909
01:37:06,121 --> 01:37:07,622
-[SKOT] VIC, NO!
-[WILLIAM LAUGHING]

1910
01:37:07,655 --> 01:37:09,424
YOU'RE GOING TO START
AN INTERGALACTIC WAR!

1911
01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:13,996
-DIE!
-VIC, STOP! STOP!

1912
01:37:14,029 --> 01:37:17,632
WHAT THE--
WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?

1913
01:37:17,665 --> 01:37:20,168
-WERE WE JUST ABDUCTED?
-I DON'T KNOW.

1914
01:37:20,202 --> 01:37:22,170
WELL COME ON, VIC,
WHAT TIME IS IT?

1915
01:37:22,204 --> 01:37:24,506
IT'S-- I DON'T OWN
A FUCKING WATCH, MAN!

1916
01:37:24,539 --> 01:37:26,508
[SKOT]
WELL, I CHANGED MY MIND!
I DON'T WANT TO BE ABDUCTED!

1917
01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:28,376
-I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN!
-SHUT THE FUCK UP!

1918
01:37:28,410 --> 01:37:30,245
DON'T POINT THE GUN AT ME!
DON'T POINT THE GUN AT ME!

1919
01:37:30,278 --> 01:37:33,181
-SHUT THE FUCK UP!
-OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

1920
01:37:36,051 --> 01:37:40,956
JESSA!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

1921
01:37:40,989 --> 01:37:44,126
[BEEPING]

1922
01:37:44,159 --> 01:37:46,361
[SKOT]
WAIT A SEC.
NO, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

1923
01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,364
YOU CAN USE IT. LISTEN.

1924
01:37:49,397 --> 01:37:54,302
[BEEPING SPEEDS UP]

1925
01:37:57,405 --> 01:37:59,474
THIS WAY, COME ON.

1926
01:38:01,543 --> 01:38:03,678
JESSA, WHERE ARE YOU?

1927
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:07,215
-SAY SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT.
-JESSA!

1928
01:38:07,249 --> 01:38:10,685
YOUR FUCK METER LED US IN
THE GODDAMN WRONG DIRECTION.

1929
01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:13,221
-[JESSA] VIC!
-[SKOT] THAT WAS HER.

1930
01:38:13,255 --> 01:38:15,223
JESSA, KEEP YELLING!
WHERE ARE YOU?

1931
01:38:15,257 --> 01:38:16,691
-[JESSA] VIC, HELP ME!
-[SKOT] JESSA?

1932
01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:21,396
JESSA? HOLY SHIT.

1933
01:38:21,429 --> 01:38:23,165
[SKOT]
WHAT? WHAT?

1934
01:38:24,432 --> 01:38:28,170
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THAT!

1935
01:38:31,273 --> 01:38:32,674
OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

1936
01:38:32,707 --> 01:38:34,276
OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

1937
01:38:34,309 --> 01:38:37,079
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT
I'M SEEING!

1938
01:38:37,112 --> 01:38:40,715
-[JESSA SHOUTING]
-GODDAMMIT.

1939
01:38:40,748 --> 01:38:43,151
[SKOT]
VIC, VIC, WAIT!

1940
01:38:43,185 --> 01:38:44,552
VIC, WAIT!

1941
01:38:44,586 --> 01:38:46,254
[VIC]
KEEP YELLING, JESSA!

1942
01:38:46,288 --> 01:38:49,257
-[JESSA] VIC, WHERE ARE YOU?
-JESSA!

1943
01:38:49,291 --> 01:38:51,426
[JESSA SCREAMING]

1944
01:38:51,459 --> 01:38:53,095
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

1945
01:38:53,128 --> 01:38:54,729
[SKOT]
I DON'T KNOW.

1946
01:38:54,762 --> 01:38:57,599
WOW.

1947
01:38:57,632 --> 01:39:00,102
VIC?
VIC, WHERE ARE YOU?

1948
01:39:00,135 --> 01:39:02,737
[VIC]
JESSA, KEEP YELLING!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?

1949
01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:05,107
[SKOT]
VIC, WAIT! WAIT!

1950
01:39:05,140 --> 01:39:07,542
[VIC]
GODDAMMIT!

1951
01:39:07,575 --> 01:39:10,945
[SKOT] VIC?
OH, MY GOD IS THAT--

1952
01:39:14,316 --> 01:39:16,384
[VIC]
THEY DIDN'T COME
FOR THE FUCKING BABY.

1953
01:39:19,654 --> 01:39:21,556
THEY CAME FOR HER.

1954
01:39:24,492 --> 01:39:27,229
[SKOT]
OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GONE?

1955
01:39:28,496 --> 01:39:33,235
[U-METER BEEPING SLOWLY]

1956
01:40:16,378 --> 01:40:19,181
[MAN]
VIC, DO YOU STAND BY YOUR
INVESTIGATIVE PROCEDURE?

1957
01:40:19,214 --> 01:40:23,118
JESUS CHRIST,
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE
KEEP ASKING ME THAT?

1958
01:40:24,219 --> 01:40:26,188
IT'S NOT BRAIN SURGERY.

1959
01:40:26,221 --> 01:40:27,522
I GOT THE REPORT,

1960
01:40:27,555 --> 01:40:29,357
I INTERVIEWED
THE FUCKING WITNESS.

1961
01:40:29,391 --> 01:40:30,825
I LOOKED AT
THE FUCKING EVIDENCE,

1962
01:40:30,858 --> 01:40:33,195
AND I GATHERED SUPPORTING
FUCKING EVIDENCE

1963
01:40:33,228 --> 01:40:35,697
AND THEN DEVELOPED
A FUCKING CONCLUSION.

1964
01:40:35,730 --> 01:40:38,533
THAT'S HOW YOU INVESTIGATE.

1965
01:40:38,566 --> 01:40:40,835
[MAN]
AND WHAT DID YOU CONCLUDE?

1966
01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:43,838
WHAT DID I CONCLUDE?

1967
01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:46,841
THAT A FUCKING ALIEN
TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND.

1968
01:40:46,874 --> 01:40:48,610
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

1969
01:40:48,643 --> 01:40:50,545
[MAN]
SO, VIC, WHY DID YOU
BECOME A UFOLOGIST?

1970
01:40:50,578 --> 01:40:53,848
BECAUSE UFO SHIT
INTERESTS ME.

1971
01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,250
[MAN]
AND HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE

1972
01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:57,385
YOUR HANDLING OF
THE SKYFOREST INCIDENT?

1973
01:40:57,419 --> 01:40:59,854
FUCKING STELLAR.

1974
01:40:59,887 --> 01:41:01,389
[MAN]
DID YOU HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO

1975
01:41:01,423 --> 01:41:03,558
WITH JESSA GWILLIAMS'
DISAPPEARANCE?

1976
01:41:03,591 --> 01:41:05,393
NO, ASSHOLE.

1977
01:41:05,427 --> 01:41:06,861
[MAN]
DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?

1978
01:41:06,894 --> 01:41:09,497
YES, ASSHOLE.

1979
01:41:09,531 --> 01:41:10,732
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

1980
01:41:10,765 --> 01:41:12,367
[MAN]
SO IF YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS,

1981
01:41:12,400 --> 01:41:14,236
DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE HERE
TO HELP US OR HURT US?

1982
01:41:14,269 --> 01:41:15,570
WELL, THEY AIN'T
FUCKING HERE TO HELP US,

1983
01:41:15,603 --> 01:41:17,339
THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE.

1984
01:41:17,372 --> 01:41:19,407
THESE ARE REAL SONS OF BITCHES
WE'RE DEALING WITH.

1985
01:41:19,441 --> 01:41:21,576
THEY COME DOWN HERE,
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT,

1986
01:41:21,609 --> 01:41:24,512
AND THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T
DO SHIT TO STOP IT.

1987
01:41:24,546 --> 01:41:25,880
[MAN]
SO, DO YOU THINK
THE GOVERNMENT'S

1988
01:41:25,913 --> 01:41:28,750
ACTUALLY COVERING UP
THE EXISTENCE OF ALIENS?

1989
01:41:28,783 --> 01:41:32,687
OH, COME ON.
THE GOVERNMENT'S TOO STUPID
TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT.

1990
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:34,456
THE ONLY CONSPIRACY
THEY'RE INVOLVED IN

1991
01:41:34,489 --> 01:41:38,426
IS LETTING IDIOTS
AND MORONS RUN SHIT.

1992
01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:40,262
[MAN]
SO YOU'RE SAYING
THERE'S NO WAY

1993
01:41:40,295 --> 01:41:42,397
TO STOP THESE ALIENS
FROM DOING WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

1994
01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:44,899
NO, I'M SAYING IT'S UP
TO PRIVATE ORGANIZATIONS

1995
01:41:44,932 --> 01:41:47,569
LIKE THE C.D.U.
AND UFOLOGISTS LIKE MYSELF

1996
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:49,271
TO GET TO
THE BOTTOM OF SHIT.

1997
01:41:49,304 --> 01:41:51,473
AND I FOR ONE KNOW
THAT THESE FUCKERS ARE REAL,

1998
01:41:51,506 --> 01:41:53,208
THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD,
AND GODDAMMIT,

1999
01:41:53,241 --> 01:41:55,710
I'M GONNA KEEP INVESTIGATING
UNTIL I FIND HER!

2000
01:41:58,813 --> 01:42:00,615
I MEAN "THEM",

2001
01:42:00,648 --> 01:42:02,717
WHATEVER THE FUCK
THESE BASTARDS ARE UP TO.

2002
01:42:06,654 --> 01:42:10,358
[MAN]
YOU REALLY DID LOVE HER,
DIDN'T YOU?

2003
01:42:12,327 --> 01:42:14,562
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

2004
01:42:14,596 --> 01:42:16,564
* FUCK YOU

2005
01:42:16,598 --> 01:42:19,467
* YOU DIDN'T EVEN
BOTHER TO FUCK *

2006
01:42:19,501 --> 01:42:22,404
* BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKING
KNOCKED MY GIRL UP *

2007
01:42:22,437 --> 01:42:27,642
* NOW SHE'S HEAVY
WITH YOUR ALIEN CHILD *

2008
01:42:27,675 --> 01:42:31,313
* GONNA SEE ME
GET UP AND RILED *

2009
01:42:31,346 --> 01:42:34,182
* YOU BITCH YOU MISSED
GETTING IN TOUCH *

2010
01:42:34,216 --> 01:42:36,951
* LISTEN CLOSELY
TO ALL YOU JUST HEARD *

2011
01:42:36,984 --> 01:42:41,956
* IT'S THE LAST THING
YOU'RE BOUND TO HEAR *

2012
01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:44,959
* GONNA GET YOU
WHEN I FINISH MY BEER *

2013
01:42:44,992 --> 01:42:47,762
[ANNOUNCER]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

2014
01:42:47,795 --> 01:42:51,199
FINGER MASTER!

2015
01:42:51,233 --> 01:42:53,635
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]

2016
01:42:53,668 --> 01:42:57,439
[CROWD CHEERING]

2017
01:43:18,826 --> 01:43:21,696
* SO FUCK YOU

2018
01:43:21,729 --> 01:43:24,866
* A FUCKING ALIEN

2019
01:43:24,899 --> 01:43:27,735
* TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND

2020
01:43:27,769 --> 01:43:33,575
* AND THAT SLIMY PIECE
OF SHIT IS GONNA DIE *

2021
01:43:33,608 --> 01:43:36,544
* A FUCKING ALIEN

2022
01:43:36,578 --> 01:43:39,581
* TOOK MY GIRLFRIEND

2023
01:43:39,614 --> 01:43:41,416
* I'VE JUST GOTTA FUCKING

2024
01:43:41,449 --> 01:43:42,417
[FARTS]

2025
01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:46,521
* ASK MYSELF WHY

2026
01:43:46,554 --> 01:43:49,491
* RIGHT BEFORE
I FUCKING MAKE HIM FRY *

2027
01:43:55,763 --> 01:43:57,832
* YOU GONNA DIE