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- Sparkling diamonds,
- their value running into millions,
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- are giving Hatton Garden sleepless nights.
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- 00:00:39,626 --> 00:00:41,626
- With London
- now a world centre for diamonds,
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- 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:43,959
- jewel bandits
- have made this city thoroughfare
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- 00:00:44,084 --> 00:00:45,209
- their favourite target.
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- 00:00:45,334 --> 00:00:47,376
- There have been widespread thefts
- of precious stones
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- 00:00:47,501 --> 00:00:49,209
- worth hundreds of thousands.
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- 00:00:49,751 --> 00:00:51,334
- To foil the thieves,
- Hatton Garden
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- 00:00:51,459 --> 00:00:53,251
- now has its own giant strong room,
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- 00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:56,042
- available to every jewel merchant
- in the district.
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- 00:00:56,334 --> 00:00:58,542
- What'cha Gonna Do About It
- 12
- 00:02:23,501 --> 00:02:26,417
- The problem with gold
- is the effect it has on people.
- 13
- 00:02:27,876 --> 00:02:29,959
- Drives them crazy.
- 14
- 00:02:30,834 --> 00:02:34,584
- I blame the Old Testament.
- 15
- 00:02:34,709 --> 00:02:36,626
- I've been stocktaking.
- 16
- 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:39,542
- Rounding up the scraps,
- putting them to good use.
- 17
- 00:02:39,667 --> 00:02:41,584
- I always find gold a bit vulgar.
- 18
- 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:44,209
- Silver's more discreet.
- 19
- 00:02:44,626 --> 00:02:46,667
- Let me tell you something: over the years,
- 20
- 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,751
- I have made more money out of gold
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- 00:02:49,876 --> 00:02:53,001
- than all the great train robbers
- put together.
- 22
- 00:02:54,626 --> 00:02:56,834
- I want you to stay out of mischief.
- 23
- 00:02:57,334 --> 00:02:59,001
- What have you got to prove?
- 24
- 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:05,042
- You remember when we used to meet
- at the Savoy?
- 25
- 00:03:05,876 --> 00:03:07,584
- Then we used to have dinner.
- 26
- 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,584
- On Jermyn Street at Wiltons.
- 27
- 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,334
- Frederick's.
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- 00:03:12,459 --> 00:03:14,376
- Le Gavroche.
- 29
- 00:03:14,751 --> 00:03:16,501
- All that green velvet.
- 30
- 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:18,417
- Ooh, I've got an idea.
- 31
- 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:21,251
- Why don't you have
- a lovely glass of white wine?
- 32
- 00:03:21,376 --> 00:03:23,001
- Just for old times' sake.
- 33
- 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,751
- Not for me.
- 34
- 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:29,001
- Thank you.
- 35
- 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:33,501
- I just want to keep fresh
- for the hospital tomorrow.
- 36
- 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:45,084
- That crème brûlée at Wiltons.
- 37
- 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,709
- That was like losing my virginity.
- 38
- 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:51,501
- I remember you losing your virginity.
- 39
- 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:55,459
- Like V-E Day.
- 40
- 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,709
- Thank you.
- 41
- 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:08,709
- Ooh.
- 42
- 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:10,501
- That's marvellous.
- 43
- 00:04:10,626 --> 00:04:12,167
- Good.
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- Sorry.
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- 00:04:21,751 --> 00:04:23,084
- I'll just be a moment.
- 46
- 00:04:23,209 --> 00:04:24,334
- All right?
- 47
- 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,292
- Yeah. Now,
- 48
- 00:05:05,751 --> 00:05:07,042
- you see, Terry,
- 49
- 00:05:07,167 --> 00:05:10,959
- that, believe it or not,
- is a Roman Candle.
- 50
- 00:05:13,459 --> 00:05:18,001
- Now, here we've got a load of
- what's known as cakes.
- 51
- 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:22,126
- This also includes Roman Candles.
- 52
- 00:05:22,376 --> 00:05:25,001
- Just say "fireworks, assorted, very loud".
- 53
- 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:28,251
- - Why complicate it?
- - It don't work like that no more, Terry.
- 54
- 00:05:28,376 --> 00:05:30,334
- Stuff used to fall off
- the back of a lorry.
- 55
- 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:33,001
- You could sell it on, no questions asked.
- 56
- 00:05:33,126 --> 00:05:37,042
- Nowadays everybody wants a guarantee.
- 57
- 00:05:37,584 --> 00:05:39,084
- Sell them on the internet.
- 58
- 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:42,126
- Terry, I'm having no truck
- with internet shopping.
- 59
- 00:05:42,251 --> 00:05:45,876
- How the fuck you supposed to fiddle
- somebody over the fucking internet?
- 60
- 00:05:46,001 --> 00:05:48,417
- If you can't hold it in your hand,
- it ain't worth nicking.
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- 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:51,209
- The trouble is, Terry,
- I've got no security.
- 62
- 00:05:51,334 --> 00:05:54,209
- What have I got to fall back on
- when I retire?
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- 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:57,251
- I haven't got a proper job like you have,
- Terry.
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- 00:06:01,876 --> 00:06:03,126
- Just do it, Terry!
- 65
- 00:06:03,251 --> 00:06:05,417
- It's really busy.
- I don't have time for this.
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- 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:10,001
- We take the matter of outstanding debt
- very seriously here.
- 67
- 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:11,167
- - So...
- - Yes.
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- 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:14,876
- I'm afraid if you can't guarantee you
- don't have outstanding loans elsewhere
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- 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:18,751
- or you can't guarantee that you'll
- pay us back, then I can't help.
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- 00:06:19,084 --> 00:06:20,542
- Well, I can.
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- 00:06:20,667 --> 00:06:22,292
- I can guarantee it.
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- What? That you'll pay it back
- or you don't have outstanding loans?
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- Both.
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- Neither.
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- Were you in here last week?
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- No. No.
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- 00:06:34,251 --> 00:06:35,626
- You look very familiar.
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- 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:37,792
- No, I can assure you, you don't know me.
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- 00:06:37,917 --> 00:06:41,626
- You've already applied for an account and
- we've turned you down. I remember you.
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- 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,084
- You know the trouble with people like you?
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- Tell me.
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- You're thieves.
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- - Really?
- - Mm.
- 84
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- I'll show meself out.
- 85
- 00:06:57,001 --> 00:06:58,792
- Have a nice day.
- 86
- 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:01,542
- What'cha Gonna Do
- 87
- 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:44,876
- The first job I got arrested for
- was a tin of peaches.
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- 00:07:46,126 --> 00:07:47,917
- - I was 13.
- - See?
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- 00:07:48,042 --> 00:07:49,709
- Always food.
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- Yeah.
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- 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:54,042
- You feel so guilty
- when the family finds out.
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- 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:55,709
- Nah, your old man was worse.
- 93
- 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:58,001
- No, no, but it never goes, does it, Ken?
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- 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:02,959
- I mean, you grow up, you have kids,
- so you feel guilty all over again.
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- 00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:05,792
- You paid the bills, Brian.
- You looked after everyone.
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- 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,292
- Yeah, look after yourself now.
- 97
- 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,251
- Yeah, I gotta find a hobby.
- 98
- 00:08:09,501 --> 00:08:11,292
- Yeah, find something
- you really like doing.
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- 00:08:12,584 --> 00:08:14,876
- - A guilty pleasure.
- - Yeah.
- 100
- 00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:19,876
- I heard a rumour they're closing down
- the post office in Great Portland Street.
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- Lovely big bureau de change.
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- 00:08:22,334 --> 00:08:24,417
- You wanna nip in there
- while they're winding it all up.
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- 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:27,126
- - Catch them with their trousers down.
- - Not that kind of hobby.
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- 00:08:27,251 --> 00:08:29,167
- She told me to stay out of trouble.
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- Thank you...
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- The Agricultural Bank of China
- in Pimlico.
- 107
- 00:08:37,626 --> 00:08:39,709
- Always fancied a crack at that.
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- If the Agricultural Bank of China
- doesn't do it for you, nothing will.
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- 00:08:43,751 --> 00:08:45,584
- Or Hatton Garden.
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- 00:08:45,709 --> 00:08:47,376
- We haven't talked about that for a while.
- 111
- 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:50,792
- Too many stairs for me at my age.
- I'm retired.
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- 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,417
- We could always install a stair-lift.
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- 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:54,751
- That's a lovely vault, that.
- 114
- 00:08:54,876 --> 00:08:58,292
- Yeah, there's something terribly
- reassuring about a nice vault.
- 115
- 00:08:58,751 --> 00:09:00,334
- Get some young blokes in.
- 116
- 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:04,334
- Danny Jones is still sniffing around
- for work. He's only 60.
- 117
- 00:09:04,459 --> 00:09:06,584
- Yeah, you can rely on Danny.
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- As straight as they come.
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- 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:10,292
- All right, mate.
- Mind your back there, governor.
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- 00:09:13,126 --> 00:09:14,542
- Whoop!
- 121
- 00:09:14,917 --> 00:09:16,084
- What's he up to?
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- 00:09:16,209 --> 00:09:18,751
- Where the fuck does he think he is,
- the fucking circus?
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- 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,001
- I'll have a word with him, calm him down.
- 124
- 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,251
- Has he no sense of occasion?
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- 00:09:26,917 --> 00:09:28,709
- Here we go.
- 126
- 00:09:29,501 --> 00:09:31,376
- All right, Danny boy?
- 127
- 00:09:31,959 --> 00:09:33,459
- - Hello, Terence.
- - Take him home.
- 128
- 00:09:33,584 --> 00:09:34,959
- Women like Danny.
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- 00:09:35,084 --> 00:09:36,501
- He's a shagger.
- 130
- 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,751
- Yeah, I had no truck with shaggers.
- 131
- 00:09:39,126 --> 00:09:41,209
- They can't keep their mouths shut.
- 132
- 00:09:46,751 --> 00:09:48,667
- I'm so sorry, Brian.
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- 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:49,917
- Thank you, Basil.
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- 00:09:50,042 --> 00:09:53,126
- Yeah, I only met her twice
- but she left a lasting impression.
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- She did.
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- She certainly did.
- 137
- 00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:59,792
- Security Express, Shoreditch,
- 138
- 00:09:59,917 --> 00:10:04,459
- the biggest cash robbery
- in the history of... cash robberies.
- 139
- 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:05,834
- And d'you know how?
- 140
- 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:08,667
- We used our brains. Psychological.
- 141
- 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,792
- Doused them in petrol,
- talked to them in Northern Irish accents.
- 142
- 00:10:11,917 --> 00:10:14,376
- They shit 'emselves
- that you was gonna blow 'em up.
- 143
- 00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,376
- Kicked 'em in the biscuits, pointed a gun,
- 144
- 00:10:16,501 --> 00:10:18,334
- kicked 'em in the cobblers,
- up the Aristotle.
- 145
- 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:21,292
- - But we never fucking hurt them.
- - No, we never.
- 146
- 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,792
- - Have you finished?
- - Yeah.
- 147
- 00:10:23,917 --> 00:10:26,959
- Stop talking shop.
- She'll turn in her grave.
- 148
- 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:30,042
- - You're right, Brian.
- - Yeah, cheers.
- 149
- 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,209
- Yeah.
- 150
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- Fucking hell.
- 151
- 00:10:53,084 --> 00:10:54,459
- Hi, Brian.
- 152
- 00:10:55,584 --> 00:10:57,334
- Come in.
- 153
- 00:11:03,209 --> 00:11:04,501
- Have I caught you at a bad time?
- 154
- 00:11:04,626 --> 00:11:06,376
- Nah, I'm not doing anything.
- 155
- 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,292
- Sweet Fanny Adams.
- 156
- 00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,667
- Certainly nice and quiet.
- 157
- 00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,251
- When somebody dies,
- 158
- 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:21,084
- nothing prepares you
- for the silence of an empty house.
- 159
- 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:34,542
- I, I, I can't believe that she's never
- ever gonna walk through the door again.
- 160
- 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:37,626
- Ever.
- 161
- 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,209
- - Brian, do you want me to mow the lawn?
- - No, the mower's broke.
- 162
- 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:50,126
- Oh. Built-in obsolescence.
- 163
- 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,959
- You want a cup of tea?
- 164
- 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,126
- Er...
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- 00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,751
- - You got anything to drink?
- - No, I'm on the water wagon.
- 166
- 00:11:57,876 --> 00:11:59,917
- I gave up alcohol when Lyn did.
- 167
- 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,709
- She, she couldn't even get a strong drink
- when she needed it.
- 168
- 00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:06,001
- Well, what about if you need it?
- 169
- 00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:08,209
- Well, I do as it happens.
- 170
- 00:12:12,292 --> 00:12:14,709
- So, what's going on?
- 171
- 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:18,876
- - Oh, this and that.
- - This? And that?
- 172
- 00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:20,376
- At once?
- 173
- 00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:21,959
- Well, that sounds tiring.
- 174
- 00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:23,959
- I've been working.
- 175
- 00:12:24,084 --> 00:12:26,667
- Wiring, you know. Various things.
- 176
- 00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,751
- Working, wiring, various things.
- 177
- 00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:32,626
- I can hardly stand
- the fucking excitement.
- 178
- 00:12:33,501 --> 00:12:35,001
- Yeah, no, I...
- 179
- 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:38,459
- I got into fibre optics,
- telecommunications.
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- 00:12:38,751 --> 00:12:40,834
- You haven't gone straight again,
- have you?
- 181
- 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,792
- I quite like working.
- 182
- 00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,292
- Quite good at it.
- 183
- 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:48,459
- I nearly went straight once after
- the Bond Street job went tits up.
- 184
- 00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:51,667
- I thought my time had come.
- 185
- 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:53,126
- Quit while you were ahead.
- 186
- 00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:54,709
- I wasn't ahead.
- 187
- 00:12:54,834 --> 00:12:56,251
- That was the trouble.
- 188
- 00:12:57,459 --> 00:12:59,584
- If you'd have been in, I might have been.
- 189
- 00:13:07,126 --> 00:13:09,042
- There was a bit of talk at the funeral.
- 190
- 00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,292
- No, there wasn't.
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- 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,126
- - Not at that funeral.
- - OK.
- 192
- 00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:22,626
- I haven't been to Hatton Garden
- in 25 years, son.
- 193
- 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:24,959
- Not since the glory days.
- 194
- 00:13:27,126 --> 00:13:29,417
- Well, if you don't have a go,
- somebody else will.
- 195
- 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:45,709
- Turns out I know someone
- who knows someone who has a key.
- 196
- 00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:47,959
- As it happens.
- 197
- 00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,001
- Someone in the business.
- 198
- 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,459
- Now you tell me.
- 199
- 00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:54,292
- Yeah, well, I only just thought of it.
- 200
- 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:57,751
- Oh, get over it. You've been
- wanting to tell me all evening.
- 201
- 00:13:58,376 --> 00:14:00,626
- That's why you offered to mow my lawn.
- 202
- 00:14:04,834 --> 00:14:06,876
- Why didn't you say so before?
- 203
- 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:10,001
- I'm nervous about it.
- 204
- 00:14:12,542 --> 00:14:13,876
- So am I.
- 205
- 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,167
- Tell me about this friend of yours.
- 206
- 00:15:44,292 --> 00:15:46,126
- The one with the key.
- 207
- 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,334
- Her husband was in gold.
- 208
- 00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,792
- - He had an office in the building.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 209
- 00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:52,126
- I used to sell him the odd thing
- from time to time.
- 210
- 00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:54,084
- When he died, she asked me
- 211
- 00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:57,209
- if I could go into the office
- and clear it out, you know.
- 212
- 00:15:57,334 --> 00:15:59,459
- Get rid of anything
- that could be connected to her.
- 213
- 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,209
- She trusted you with the key?
- 214
- 00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,167
- Yeah, she couldn't go in herself,
- could she? It's too risky.
- 215
- 00:16:04,292 --> 00:16:06,084
- Risky?
- 216
- 00:16:06,209 --> 00:16:07,959
- Yeah, Brian.
- There's a lot of crooks about.
- 217
- 00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:10,167
- Oh, yeah, they're all bent down here.
- 218
- 00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:12,001
- Part of the mystique.
- 219
- 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:15,501
- Look, see this?
- 220
- 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:18,167
- E, D, F, that's a pure diamond.
- 221
- 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:21,334
- It's colourless,
- so it lets in the most light.
- 222
- 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,334
- Up there, X, Y, Z.
- 223
- 00:16:24,459 --> 00:16:27,126
- You cut that too shallow,
- you lose the light out of the bottom.
- 224
- 00:16:27,251 --> 00:16:30,459
- You cut it too deep,
- you lose the light out of the side.
- 225
- 00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:34,084
- FL, that's a flawless diamond.
- 226
- 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:39,334
- A flawless diamond,
- cut well, in the right light,
- 227
- 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:42,167
- is the strangest thing
- 228
- 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:45,417
- and the most beautiful thing
- you will ever see.
- 229
- 00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:47,792
- It's true.
- 230
- 00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:50,834
- They'll be in the vault
- over the weekend.
- 231
- 00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:56,042
- How much is a flawless
- six-carat diamond worth?
- 232
- 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,084
- A million quid to you.
- 233
- 00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:02,084
- How many of those are in the vault?
- 234
- 00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:03,834
- A few.
- 235
- 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,584
- You only need a few.
- 236
- 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,292
- One... three, nine.
- 237
- 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:28,876
- What's wrong?
- 238
- 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,042
- I'm just checking for wear on the pads.
- 239
- 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,709
- You can work out the code
- by identifying the most worn ones.
- 240
- 00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,917
- Oh, I see.
- 241
- 00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:38,626
- No.
- 242
- 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,417
- Take your own time, son.
- 243
- 00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:44,751
- It's just a process of elimination.
- 244
- 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,417
- No kidding.
- 245
- 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,501
- Yeah.
- 246
- 00:17:49,626 --> 00:17:51,042
- Cor blimey.
- 247
- 00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:54,959
- Right, that's the 60-second alarm.
- 248
- 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:59,209
- There's another in the vault with
- a GPS feed to a monitoring system.
- 249
- 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,334
- Does she know the code?
- 250
- 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:03,001
- No, I don't need the code.
- 251
- 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,292
- It's a 20-year-old wireless, unencrypted.
- 252
- 00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:10,626
- - You know what that means?
- - I don't as it happens.
- 253
- 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,501
- Unauthenticated signals.
- 254
- 00:18:23,292 --> 00:18:26,584
- You know this lift
- won't go down to the basement.
- 255
- 00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,334
- What? It's disabled?
- 256
- 00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:29,792
- Why would they do that?
- 257
- 00:18:29,917 --> 00:18:32,751
- Because the ride down
- takes you to the airlock,
- 258
- 00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:35,001
- where you can
- open the security gate.
- 259
- 00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:40,917
- Someone tried it, 20 years ago.
- 260
- 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:46,292
- Which is why the security company
- stopped it from going down.
- 261
- 00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,084
- But I got a better idea.
- 262
- 00:18:51,459 --> 00:18:54,709
- If we can stop this lift
- on the third floor,
- 263
- 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,376
- we can go down the shaft
- and the vault is ours.
- 264
- 00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:01,209
- Its a 20-foot drop.
- 265
- 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,626
- Don't sprain your ankle.
- 266
- 00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:06,876
- Well, how do we
- get through the vault door?
- 267
- 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,167
- We don't.
- We go through a hole in the wall.
- 268
- 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,209
- We drill as big a hole as possible
- 269
- 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:13,876
- and we look for the most
- undernourished thief we can find
- 270
- 00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,917
- and it's off to the races.
- 271
- 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,626
- Are you counting?
- 272
- 00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,542
- Counting?
- 273
- 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:32,542
- Yeah, aren't you supposed to be
- counting the cameras?
- 274
- 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,417
- Oh, yeah, five in the street.
- 275
- 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,376
- Two here in the lobby,
- two in the vault, two outside the vault.
- 276
- 00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:43,417
- One in the entrance and then
- whatever's on the upper floors.
- 277
- 00:19:43,626 --> 00:19:46,376
- Fucking hell, what about my privacy?
- 278
- 00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:51,584
- We take the gear in through the back door.
- 279
- 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:55,792
- It's Easter. They got two days
- before they raise the alarm.
- 280
- 00:19:55,917 --> 00:20:00,501
- And we can get the fuck out in 48 hours
- and fence the gems.
- 281
- 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:06,251
- Why are you smiling?
- 282
- 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:07,542
- I'm just excited.
- 283
- 00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:13,001
- If you enjoy this fucking job,
- you're not doing it properly.
- 284
- 00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,167
- All right.
- 285
- 00:20:16,292 --> 00:20:17,334
- You enjoy it.
- 286
- 00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:19,042
- Well, that's the point.
- 287
- 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,834
- I'm allowed.
- 288
- 00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:23,376
- Things like this give me purpose.
- 289
- 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:30,542
- You know what, Carl?
- 290
- 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:34,251
- Those lemon trees
- are not gonna survive the winter.
- 291
- 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,584
- That's a cheery thought.
- I didn't know that.
- 292
- 00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:39,751
- You gotta wrap your lemons
- against the cold, Carl.
- 293
- 00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:41,667
- Everybody knows that.
- 294
- 00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,876
- So what brings you out here, then, Brian?
- 295
- 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,251
- Have you lost weight?
- 296
- 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,876
- Just keeping fit sort of thing.
- 297
- 00:20:53,876 --> 00:20:55,626
- Can you lose some more?
- 298
- 00:20:56,501 --> 00:20:58,376
- What d'you mean?
- 299
- 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:01,001
- Well, a few more inches off your arse
- for a start.
- 300
- 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:03,209
- - What?
- - He said what?
- 301
- 00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:07,792
- Yeah, I'm sensitive about it
- cos I'm getting older.
- 302
- 00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,292
- - It's harder the older you get.
- - Yeah.
- 303
- 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:13,959
- I mean, I'm practically living
- hand-to-mouth at the minute.
- 304
- 00:21:14,584 --> 00:21:15,626
- Yeah?
- 305
- 00:21:15,751 --> 00:21:18,084
- I'm on bleeding disability now, you know.
- 306
- 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,834
- - What is it, your bowel?
- - No, they reckon it's a nervous thing.
- 307
- 00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:25,667
- Yeah, well, nerves and bowels
- go hand in hand, don't they?
- 308
- 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:30,209
- See, I don't, like, want,
- like, a lavish lifestyle.
- 309
- 00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:33,626
- - I don't have a lavish lifestyle.
- - What are you talking about?
- 310
- 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:37,126
- - You got a bungalow.
- - I deserve a fucking bungalow at my age.
- 311
- 00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:46,209
- Hello, Tel.
- 312
- 00:21:46,626 --> 00:21:48,501
- We're gonna take the Pentonville Road.
- 313
- 00:21:48,626 --> 00:21:50,251
- - Pentonville?
- - Pentonville.
- 314
- 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:52,459
- All right, please yourself.
- 315
- 00:21:52,834 --> 00:21:55,334
- - Is Carl with ya?
- - Yes, he is.
- 316
- 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:58,001
- - How's his arse?
- - I don't know, I'll ask him.
- 317
- 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,251
- How's your arse?
- 318
- 00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:01,792
- My arse?
- 319
- 00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,917
- It's pretty relaxed as it goes.
- 320
- 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:07,209
- He says his arse is relaxed.
- 321
- 00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:08,792
- What are you driving?
- 322
- 00:22:08,917 --> 00:22:11,459
- Not that fucking Mr Magoo football thing,
- are you?
- 323
- 00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,042
- Oh, fuck off.
- 324
- 00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:14,209
- What?
- 325
- 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,584
- He taking the piss
- out of your motor again, is he?
- 326
- 00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:18,209
- "Mr Fucking Magoo."
- 327
- 00:22:18,334 --> 00:22:21,167
- I had the Mini, the Grenada,
- the Ford Escort,
- 328
- 00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:24,167
- the Morris Marina van
- and the Astra Estate.
- 329
- 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:26,126
- I was on the run for 17 years.
- 330
- 00:22:26,251 --> 00:22:27,959
- What does he expect, a fucking E-type?
- 331
- 00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:32,292
- Steppin' Out
- 332
- 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:57,501
- - Fucking state of that.
- - It's a very nice motor, as it happens.
- 333
- 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,959
- Hatton Gardens.
- 334
- 00:22:59,084 --> 00:23:00,251
- Easter.
- 335
- 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:01,626
- Commercial company.
- 336
- 00:23:01,751 --> 00:23:03,084
- No-one at home.
- 337
- 00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:04,584
- No weapons.
- 338
- 00:23:04,709 --> 00:23:06,917
- - No shooter?
- - Well, that's a bit boring, innit?
- 339
- 00:23:07,042 --> 00:23:08,959
- It's not boring if you get caught.
- 340
- 00:23:09,084 --> 00:23:11,542
- It's 23 years for armed robbery.
- 341
- 00:23:11,667 --> 00:23:13,834
- Without a shooter, it's five.
- 342
- 00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,584
- Ain't a proper burglary if there's
- no-one there, though, is it?
- 343
- 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:19,709
- What are you... You like
- seeing people shit their self, you lads?
- 344
- 00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:22,334
- - I like the buzz.
- - Oh, there's monitored alarms
- 345
- 00:23:22,459 --> 00:23:25,542
- if you wanna shit yourself. My young
- friend with the key will deal with that.
- 346
- 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:26,792
- What's his story, Brian?
- 347
- 00:23:26,917 --> 00:23:30,334
- I mean, why's he wanna come in with us
- if he's got his own set of keys?
- 348
- 00:23:30,459 --> 00:23:31,584
- He wants muscle.
- 349
- 00:23:31,709 --> 00:23:33,584
- Barking up the wrong tree here,
- then, ain't he?
- 350
- 00:23:33,876 --> 00:23:37,001
- Yeah, well, I went after him
- for the Bond Street job
- 351
- 00:23:37,126 --> 00:23:39,542
- and he got cold feet at the last minute.
- 352
- 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:42,042
- - Well, he's no use to us, then, is he?
- - He's all we've got.
- 353
- 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:44,126
- I'm not waiting around
- for a load of Albanians
- 354
- 00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:45,959
- to come across from the Dartford Gap.
- 355
- 00:23:46,084 --> 00:23:47,334
- Or Poles.
- 356
- 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,334
- Poles?
- 357
- 00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:51,334
- I won't hear a word
- said against the Poles.
- 358
- 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:55,334
- You ever tried making a patio
- without Poles in this country?
- 359
- 00:23:55,459 --> 00:23:57,917
- Can they get me a nice diamond bit
- for my drill?
- 360
- 00:23:58,042 --> 00:23:59,834
- Someone on eBay'll have something.
- 361
- 00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:01,001
- Fuck off, eBay!
- 362
- 00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:02,959
- Don't even know how to get fucking eBay.
- 363
- 00:24:03,084 --> 00:24:05,917
- - You just get it up on your screen.
- - I don't have it on my computer.
- 364
- 00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,834
- Course you got it. What you mean
- you ain't got it on your computer?
- 365
- 00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:10,792
- I don't have the technology!
- 366
- 00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,709
- If you can find one, get one for us.
- 367
- 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,084
- Stop fannying about.
- 368
- 00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:18,334
- Anybody'd think the whole world
- revolved around the fucking internet.
- 369
- 00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:19,917
- Well, it fucking does!
- 370
- 00:24:35,876 --> 00:24:37,001
- Well, come on, son.
- 371
- 00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:39,084
- Get lively. Mingle.
- 372
- 00:24:39,209 --> 00:24:41,084
- All right, son?
- 373
- 00:24:41,209 --> 00:24:42,709
- Yeah, yeah, all right.
- 374
- 00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:45,417
- I call him Basil Brush
- cos he's a bit plummy.
- 375
- 00:24:45,542 --> 00:24:46,751
- Yeah.
- 376
- 00:24:50,751 --> 00:24:52,501
- He's a bloody good spark, though.
- 377
- 00:24:52,626 --> 00:24:54,834
- He rewired my whole house.
- 378
- 00:24:56,917 --> 00:24:58,292
- What's the matter with you?
- 379
- 00:24:58,417 --> 00:25:00,042
- Well, he, he doesn't like crowds.
- 380
- 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,459
- - Don't he?
- - No.
- 381
- 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,792
- What's up, son? Got cold feet?
- 382
- 00:25:06,167 --> 00:25:07,459
- - Have you?
- - What?
- 383
- 00:25:07,584 --> 00:25:08,667
- - Got cold feet.
- - No.
- 384
- 00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:10,292
- - Good.
- - You'll be all right.
- 385
- 00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:11,709
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 386
- 00:25:11,834 --> 00:25:13,001
- He'll be all right.
- 387
- 00:25:13,209 --> 00:25:16,084
- Right, obviously this is Hatton Garden
- here and here's the entrance.
- 388
- 00:25:16,209 --> 00:25:18,251
- We're gonna have an office
- over here for lookout.
- 389
- 00:25:18,376 --> 00:25:19,834
- And that's where you'll be, Kenny.
- 390
- 00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:24,751
- - What's going on?
- - 86 opens up at nine.
- 391
- 00:25:24,876 --> 00:25:26,876
- Danny, you're gonna go up
- to the first floor, call the lift.
- 392
- 00:25:27,209 --> 00:25:30,626
- Right, that's where you'll disable...
- That's the fuse box.
- 393
- 00:25:38,584 --> 00:25:40,459
- This is inconspicuous.
- 394
- 00:25:40,584 --> 00:25:42,501
- Like a liquorice fucking allsort.
- 395
- 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,209
- We could get a white van, like a gas man.
- 396
- 00:25:45,334 --> 00:25:47,376
- Nobody talks to a gas man.
- 397
- 00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:02,584
- Come on.
- 398
- 00:26:05,876 --> 00:26:07,751
- Think I've done my knee pinging that door.
- 399
- 00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:09,167
- Put your ointment on it.
- 400
- 00:26:09,292 --> 00:26:10,959
- It's not that kind of ointment.
- 401
- 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,001
- There you go, son.
- 402
- 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,834
- The hole that we're gonna drill
- is gonna be here.
- 403
- 00:26:31,251 --> 00:26:33,292
- Probably have to drill
- three holes back to back.
- 404
- 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,917
- Takes 30 minutes each one.
- 405
- 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:37,209
- That's an hour and a half
- of pure drilling.
- 406
- 00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:40,376
- Your body'll go through
- but your fucking head won't.
- 407
- 00:26:40,501 --> 00:26:41,709
- Once we've drilled the holes,
- 408
- 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,459
- all we're gonna see
- is the backside of one of the cabinets.
- 409
- 00:26:44,584 --> 00:26:46,667
- We've gotta ram and we can move it.
- 410
- 00:26:52,209 --> 00:26:53,626
- Come on.
- 411
- 00:27:17,959 --> 00:27:19,501
- Is that corned beef?
- 412
- 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:21,834
- Yeah, and a Thermos.
- 413
- 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:24,042
- How's your new hip going, Ken?
- 414
- 00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,126
- Ken?
- 415
- 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:28,042
- Ken?
- 416
- 00:27:28,709 --> 00:27:30,584
- He's deaf as a post.
- 417
- 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,251
- Ken!
- 418
- 00:27:34,376 --> 00:27:35,709
- Your new hip, is it all right?
- 419
- 00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:37,001
- Oh, yeah, lovely.
- 420
- 00:27:37,126 --> 00:27:38,334
- Yeah, handsome.
- 421
- 00:27:39,001 --> 00:27:40,292
- What's that?
- 422
- 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,501
- You type 2?
- 423
- 00:27:42,001 --> 00:27:43,751
- - What?
- - Your diabetes.
- 424
- 00:27:43,876 --> 00:27:45,584
- - Are you type 2?
- - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 425
- 00:27:45,709 --> 00:27:48,334
- - Type 2, yeah. You?
- - Yeah, I'm type 2 too.
- 426
- 00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:49,667
- 20 pills a day.
- 427
- 00:27:49,792 --> 00:27:51,959
- Three insulin injections
- or I'm Andy Pandy.
- 428
- 00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:55,209
- Straight up. I go all floppy.
- 429
- 00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:57,626
- You should take
- a couple of days' supply with ya.
- 430
- 00:27:57,751 --> 00:27:59,876
- I have to, or I'm a dead duck.
- 431
- 00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,751
- What have you done to your barnet?
- 432
- 00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:48,459
- I'm in disguise.
- 433
- 00:28:48,584 --> 00:28:50,501
- There's cameras everywhere.
- 434
- 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,792
- That's a proper fright wig, that is.
- 435
- 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:08,167
- That's a proper "Uncle Fester
- 436
- 00:29:08,292 --> 00:29:12,209
- send-in-the-clowns, whoops-a-daisy,
- have-an-away-day", that is.
- 437
- 00:29:14,292 --> 00:29:16,417
- You're not a fucking mod, are you?
- 438
- 00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:22,251
- All ashore that's going ashore.
- 439
- 00:29:38,459 --> 00:29:40,876
- Here he is. Digital Boy Wonder.
- 440
- 00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:43,959
- - It's a nice little syrup you got there.
- - No.
- 441
- 00:29:44,084 --> 00:29:46,876
- What are you, Sugar Plum Fairy?
- Are you on the pull or something?
- 442
- 00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:49,584
- - Don't touch. I don't like being touched.
- - I'll do whatever I like
- 443
- 00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:51,459
- and you'll enjoy it.
- 444
- 00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:01,042
- Bloody hell.
- 445
- 00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:22,001
- That one, Brian.
- 446
- 00:30:23,626 --> 00:30:25,001
- Get chiselling.
- 447
- 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:35,626
- All yours.
- 448
- 00:30:38,501 --> 00:30:40,001
- Here.
- 449
- 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:45,084
- Why am I doing the dangerous bits?
- 450
- 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,459
- You're the youngest.
- 451
- 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:58,834
- All right?
- 452
- 00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:00,334
- Fuck me.
- 453
- 00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:03,292
- Come on.
- 454
- 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:04,792
- Easy, easy.
- 455
- 00:31:05,501 --> 00:31:07,501
- You've done this before, son.
- 456
- 00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:09,167
- All right?
- 457
- 00:31:22,501 --> 00:31:23,834
- OK, it's in, it's in, it's in.
- 458
- 00:31:23,959 --> 00:31:26,417
- All right, remember,
- once the alarm goes,
- 459
- 00:31:26,834 --> 00:31:29,167
- we got 60 seconds
- before the monitored feed kicks in.
- 460
- 00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:32,209
- If we don't get in there and stop it,
- they'll be on to us.
- 461
- 00:31:32,334 --> 00:31:34,001
- Come on, then.
- 462
- 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,584
- Well done, mate.
- 463
- 00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:06,334
- Fuck...
- 464
- 00:32:26,251 --> 00:32:27,376
- All right.
- 465
- 00:32:29,542 --> 00:32:31,501
- Hello.
- 466
- 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:33,417
- Basil.
- 467
- 00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:42,126
- What's that little red light blinking for?
- 468
- 00:32:55,709 --> 00:32:57,209
- Is it going off now?
- 469
- 00:32:57,334 --> 00:32:59,542
- Yeah, I think it probably is somewhere,
- yeah.
- 470
- 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:01,751
- What do you propose to do about that?
- 471
- 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:04,917
- Kenny?
- 472
- 00:33:05,042 --> 00:33:06,959
- Come in, Kenny.
- 473
- 00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:13,917
- Ken?
- 474
- 00:33:14,042 --> 00:33:15,084
- Kenny?
- 475
- 00:33:15,209 --> 00:33:17,292
- Kenny, there's an alarm.
- 476
- 00:33:17,417 --> 00:33:19,167
- I need you to respond appropriately.
- 477
- 00:33:28,751 --> 00:33:31,292
- Kenny! Wake up, you fucking wally.
- We triggered an alarm.
- 478
- 00:33:31,417 --> 00:33:33,126
- What the fuck
- d'you want me to do about it?
- 479
- 00:33:33,251 --> 00:33:35,334
- Just stay awake.
- 480
- 00:33:36,626 --> 00:33:38,376
- Right, well, just keep your eyes skinned.
- 481
- 00:33:38,501 --> 00:33:40,584
- And sort out your hearing aid.
- 482
- 00:33:52,126 --> 00:33:53,459
- Excuse me, are you a member?
- 483
- 00:33:53,584 --> 00:33:55,667
- Fucking am now.
- 484
- 00:33:59,376 --> 00:34:00,376
- There and there.
- 485
- 00:34:02,292 --> 00:34:03,959
- Now let it go, let it go.
- 486
- 00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,334
- Here we go.
- 487
- 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:16,751
- That's it, I'll hold it.
- 488
- 00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,251
- Water, Carl.
- 489
- 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:07,626
- Trouble up at mill, lads.
- 490
- 00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:11,709
- Security. White Astra.
- 491
- 00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:13,626
- Uniform.
- 492
- 00:35:13,751 --> 00:35:15,834
- Definitely casing us.
- 493
- 00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:20,501
- Either he's responding to the alarm
- 494
- 00:35:21,334 --> 00:35:24,459
- or it's a coincidence
- and he's just being nosy.
- 495
- 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,334
- He's gone round the side.
- 496
- 00:35:29,459 --> 00:35:31,292
- Yeah.
- 497
- 00:35:31,417 --> 00:35:34,084
- Yeah, I can't see him. I can't. He's...
- 498
- 00:35:37,709 --> 00:35:39,792
- Yeah, he's coming back. There he is.
- 499
- 00:35:41,001 --> 00:35:42,584
- Oh, he's...
- 500
- 00:35:42,709 --> 00:35:44,251
- Oh, I think he's trying to get in.
- 501
- 00:35:44,376 --> 00:35:46,459
- Fuck.
- 502
- 00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:50,584
- Hang on. He's not trying very hard.
- 503
- 00:35:51,709 --> 00:35:54,001
- Yeah. He's going.
- 504
- 00:35:55,001 --> 00:35:57,084
- He's going.
- 505
- 00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,542
- He's effed off.
- 506
- 00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:04,042
- Yeah, lovely.
- 507
- 00:36:04,626 --> 00:36:06,334
- Thank Gawd for that.
- 508
- 00:36:06,459 --> 00:36:07,834
- That was a close one, chaps.
- 509
- 00:36:07,959 --> 00:36:10,209
- Carry on. Carry on working.
- 510
- 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,334
- Terry...
- 511
- 00:36:56,459 --> 00:36:57,709
- Terence.
- 512
- 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,834
- You all right, Tel?
- 513
- 00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:07,084
- You all right? All right?
- 514
- 00:37:07,209 --> 00:37:08,959
- Bit wobbly.
- 515
- 00:37:10,209 --> 00:37:11,292
- How you doing, Carl?
- 516
- 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,417
- Get on there, Carl.
- 517
- 00:37:14,792 --> 00:37:16,292
- He's a bit...
- 518
- 00:37:19,334 --> 00:37:21,167
- Oh.
- 519
- 00:37:22,126 --> 00:37:24,001
- Oh, fuck me.
- 520
- 00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:26,959
- I saw it fall off.
- 521
- 00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:31,709
- On there, yeah, on there.
- 522
- 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,209
- - Which one?
- - Ow.
- 523
- 00:37:34,167 --> 00:37:35,876
- Put it over your, oh, cor blimey!
- 524
- 00:37:36,001 --> 00:37:37,542
- All right.
- 525
- 00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:44,834
- Get out the fucking way, get out the way.
- Get out the way.
- 526
- 00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:48,042
- Look, look, look. Look, gentle. Gentle.
- 527
- 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:52,126
- All right? It ain't a fucking hammer.
- 528
- 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,626
- I've got it, Tel. Yep.
- 529
- 00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:19,126
- Right.
- 530
- 00:38:19,334 --> 00:38:21,876
- - There you go.
- - That's the back of the cabinet.
- 531
- 00:38:22,459 --> 00:38:23,709
- - That's it.
- - Look at that.
- 532
- 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:26,626
- All right, let's knock this fucker down.
- Give us the bracket.
- 533
- 00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,792
- All right.
- 534
- 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:32,917
- Sort the space...
- 535
- 00:38:35,709 --> 00:38:37,501
- Looking good. Looking good!
- 536
- 00:38:39,834 --> 00:38:41,417
- There you go.
- 537
- 00:38:41,542 --> 00:38:43,209
- All right, Dan?
- 538
- 00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:45,167
- - We in?
- - Yeah, that lot can go.
- 539
- 00:38:45,292 --> 00:38:46,626
- All right, here we go.
- 540
- 00:38:52,084 --> 00:38:54,084
- - Give it some.
- - I am giving it some.
- 541
- 00:38:56,876 --> 00:38:59,876
- I don't think it's moving. That cabinet
- must be bolted to the floor.
- 542
- 00:39:00,084 --> 00:39:01,917
- I think you're right.
- 543
- 00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:03,876
- You said it would move.
- 544
- 00:39:04,251 --> 00:39:06,084
- I never said it would move.
- 545
- 00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:08,376
- I said, you gotta move it.
- 546
- 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:11,876
- Go on. Go on.
- 547
- 00:39:16,334 --> 00:39:17,751
- Ah, shit! Shit!
- 548
- 00:39:17,876 --> 00:39:19,667
- Fuck me!
- 549
- 00:39:19,792 --> 00:39:22,501
- - Oh, I don't believe it.
- - All over my nuts.
- 550
- 00:39:22,709 --> 00:39:24,167
- Fuck me.
- 551
- 00:39:24,292 --> 00:39:26,459
- - What's it say on that?
- - It's got to be perpendicular.
- 552
- 00:39:26,584 --> 00:39:29,001
- - That's got to be perpendicular?
- - It is perpendicular.
- 553
- 00:39:29,126 --> 00:39:30,959
- - Got to be exactly...
- - Perpendicular to what?
- 554
- 00:39:31,084 --> 00:39:32,459
- - The wall.
- - It's got to be bang on.
- 555
- 00:39:32,584 --> 00:39:35,751
- It can't be slightly perpendicular
- or vaguely perpendicular.
- 556
- 00:39:35,876 --> 00:39:38,376
- - You said you could do this.
- - I said I could get through the hole.
- 557
- 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,917
- - I didn't say anything about all this.
- - Get through a hole?
- 558
- 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:44,501
- - Is that the limit of your expertise?
- - You get through the bleedin' hole, then!
- 559
- 00:39:44,626 --> 00:39:47,917
- That's destroyed. That's unfixable.
- You have to get another one.
- 560
- 00:39:48,042 --> 00:39:51,834
- - I thought you could fix anything.
- - Anything electrical. Anything but this.
- 561
- 00:39:51,959 --> 00:39:54,876
- - This and alarms.
- - No, I deactivated the live alarm.
- 562
- 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:56,542
- It was the GPS that confused me.
- 563
- 00:39:56,667 --> 00:39:59,084
- In this game, there's what you know
- and what you don't know.
- 564
- 00:39:59,209 --> 00:40:02,792
- If you don't even fucking know what
- you don't know, you know fuck all!
- 565
- 00:40:03,542 --> 00:40:05,167
- Well, that's great, innit?
- 566
- 00:40:05,292 --> 00:40:07,209
- - What are we gonna do now?
- - Fuck it.
- 567
- 00:40:10,376 --> 00:40:12,709
- Stay here and I'll come back
- in the morning with a new one.
- 568
- 00:40:12,834 --> 00:40:15,709
- I ain't staying down here all night
- with you lot farting and snoring!
- 569
- 00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:18,459
- No, I ain't sleeping down here
- with all this dust and shit.
- 570
- 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:21,126
- Make a bed in the corner
- out of old newspapers and stuff.
- 571
- 00:40:21,251 --> 00:40:23,376
- Bed in the corner?
- What am I, an Aborigine?
- 572
- 00:40:23,501 --> 00:40:25,959
- I'll make you a nice little bed
- in the corner, Terry,
- 573
- 00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:27,376
- tuck you up good and proper.
- 574
- 00:40:27,501 --> 00:40:30,126
- Yeah, Dan, you tuck me up.
- I'll enjoy that.
- 575
- 00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:33,459
- It's like waiting
- for a fucking egg to boil.
- 576
- 00:40:33,584 --> 00:40:36,001
- - Who got you this job, your caseworker?
- - Piss off.
- 577
- 00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:39,001
- I did. And you know it.
- 578
- 00:40:39,126 --> 00:40:41,292
- You're a piss-poor judge of character,
- ain't you, Brian?
- 579
- 00:40:41,459 --> 00:40:44,292
- "Oh, I'm so rotten, I'm a piss-poor
- judge of character."
- 580
- 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:46,459
- Didn't your Lyn never teach you nothing?
- 581
- 00:40:46,584 --> 00:40:48,751
- Leave her out of it.
- 582
- 00:40:48,876 --> 00:40:50,792
- I can't believe she stayed with you.
- 583
- 00:40:51,834 --> 00:40:54,084
- What's the matter with you, Terry?
- 584
- 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,126
- Still bitter?
- 585
- 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,542
- Still got an axe to grind
- after all these years?
- 586
- 00:40:59,876 --> 00:41:03,709
- If I had an axe to grind, Brian,
- you'd be the first to know about it.
- 587
- 00:41:03,834 --> 00:41:05,709
- Don't try and bully me, son.
- 588
- 00:41:06,459 --> 00:41:08,459
- I know how to treat bullies.
- 589
- 00:41:09,251 --> 00:41:11,376
- I'll have you in fucking chunks.
- 590
- 00:41:12,709 --> 00:41:14,334
- Come on, then.
- 591
- 00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:16,376
- Have a chunk.
- 592
- 00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:19,292
- You can tuck me up while you're about it.
- 593
- 00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:21,334
- Whoa, whoa, turn it in.
- 594
- 00:41:26,709 --> 00:41:29,876
- We're supposed to be working. Stop puffing
- your chests out and take it seriously.
- 595
- 00:41:30,001 --> 00:41:33,042
- - What the fuck is going on?
- - Fuck off, Basil.
- 596
- 00:41:33,167 --> 00:41:35,584
- Yeah, fuck off, son. Leave it to me.
- 597
- 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:40,376
- Everything tickety-boo down there?
- 598
- 00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:44,292
- Dig a grave.
- 599
- 00:41:44,417 --> 00:41:45,626
- They're fucking killing me.
- 600
- 00:41:50,417 --> 00:41:52,292
- We're coming back tonight.
- 601
- 00:42:04,376 --> 00:42:07,584
- Good morning and welcome to
- a special Easter edition of the show...
- 602
- 00:42:07,709 --> 00:42:09,334
- Special Easter edition.
- 603
- 00:42:09,459 --> 00:42:10,792
- It's all right for some.
- 604
- 00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:13,084
- Yeah, some of us
- have to work for a living.
- 605
- 00:42:40,709 --> 00:42:43,501
- Desperate for a piss.
- 606
- 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:10,417
- Fuck off!
- 607
- 00:43:15,209 --> 00:43:17,209
- Fucking hell.
- 608
- 00:43:29,751 --> 00:43:34,334
- Er, Brian, yeah.
- Well, this is Milly's brother Billy.
- 609
- 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:37,792
- Milly's brother Billy?
- 610
- 00:43:38,251 --> 00:43:39,667
- Fuck off.
- 611
- 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:40,959
- Billy Lincoln.
- 612
- 00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:42,751
- Billy the Fish.
- 613
- 00:43:42,876 --> 00:43:44,626
- Billy the bloody Fish?
- 614
- 00:43:44,751 --> 00:43:46,167
- What kind of name's that?
- 615
- 00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:48,834
- Well, he works at
- Billingsgate Fish Market.
- 616
- 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:50,667
- He's brung you a present.
- 617
- 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:52,167
- See, he's a fence.
- 618
- 00:43:52,501 --> 00:43:55,584
- Well, he was gonna help us out
- moving the goods.
- 619
- 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:58,042
- Not today he ain't.
- 620
- 00:43:58,167 --> 00:44:00,542
- Well, I thought we could use
- an extra pair of hands.
- 621
- 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,459
- How much does he know?
- 622
- 00:44:02,584 --> 00:44:04,126
- And what about the others?
- 623
- 00:44:04,459 --> 00:44:07,334
- I was gonna tell them gradual.
- 624
- 00:44:07,751 --> 00:44:08,876
- Gradual?
- 625
- 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:13,334
- You wanna tell Terry Perkins "gradual"
- and see what he makes of it?
- 626
- 00:44:13,459 --> 00:44:14,917
- Eh?
- 627
- 00:44:15,042 --> 00:44:17,292
- This'll put the kibosh on everything.
- 628
- 00:44:18,751 --> 00:44:24,376
- And you, you tell a single soul about this
- and I'll cut your balls off.
- 629
- 00:44:25,459 --> 00:44:27,667
- That makes no difference to me.
- 630
- 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,917
- You fat cunt.
- 631
- 00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:33,167
- I'm out and I'm not coming back.
- 632
- 00:44:34,376 --> 00:44:36,376
- Nice bloke.
- 633
- 00:44:37,126 --> 00:44:38,584
- Yeah, that's right, Danny.
- 634
- 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:40,834
- He says he's out
- and he's not coming back.
- 635
- 00:44:40,959 --> 00:44:43,042
- Hold on.
- 636
- 00:44:43,167 --> 00:44:45,417
- Reader's lost his arsehole.
- 637
- 00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:47,501
- Fuck's sake.
- 638
- 00:44:47,626 --> 00:44:48,876
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- 639
- 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:52,292
- Listen, Ken,
- let me talk to Terry, all right?
- 640
- 00:44:56,251 --> 00:44:59,417
- I ain't being funny,
- and I don't mean to be rude.
- 641
- 00:44:59,542 --> 00:45:02,459
- But fuck Brian and fuck his old woman,
- God bless her.
- 642
- 00:45:03,792 --> 00:45:06,501
- I'm not doing this for them,
- I'm doing it for me.
- 643
- 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:09,001
- He did fuck all down there last night.
- 644
- 00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:12,834
- And I ain't in the business of
- encouraging some old man's vanity.
- 645
- 00:45:14,542 --> 00:45:15,792
- Do you think he's frit?
- 646
- 00:45:17,334 --> 00:45:19,542
- Well, in our world
- you either stay or you go.
- 647
- 00:45:20,126 --> 00:45:23,542
- You don't spend all day pissing on
- like a leaky colostomy bag, do you?
- 648
- 00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:25,417
- It's pure cowardice.
- 649
- 00:45:25,542 --> 00:45:27,792
- He don't wanna help his friends, Dan,
- that's his problem.
- 650
- 00:45:27,917 --> 00:45:29,251
- No, that's the point, Terry.
- 651
- 00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:31,667
- He ain't got no friends.
- 652
- 00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:44,584
- All he did was put it together.
- 653
- 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:48,126
- Yeah, well, technically he put it
- together. Morally he fucked it up again.
- 654
- 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,834
- Where's Basil in all this?
- 655
- 00:45:51,959 --> 00:45:53,417
- Taking off his make-up?
- 656
- 00:45:53,542 --> 00:45:54,751
- What, you think he's a poof?
- 657
- 00:45:54,876 --> 00:45:56,459
- He sounds like one.
- 658
- 00:45:56,584 --> 00:45:58,334
- Nah, I just think he talks proper.
- 659
- 00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:01,376
- He's probably from West London.
- You know what they're like.
- 660
- 00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,917
- - Some fucker's locked it!
- - There might be someone in there.
- 661
- 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:24,126
- If this is a fit-up,
- I'm gonna do my canister.
- 662
- 00:46:24,251 --> 00:46:26,709
- I'll lose my loaf,
- I'm fucking telling you now.
- 663
- 00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:28,292
- Where the fuck is Basil?
- 664
- 00:46:32,459 --> 00:46:34,709
- Everyone thinks you've lost your nerve.
- 665
- 00:46:36,542 --> 00:46:37,834
- Crooks are like boxers.
- 666
- 00:46:37,959 --> 00:46:41,376
- They lose their legs first.
- 667
- 00:46:41,501 --> 00:46:43,751
- Then they lose their reflexes.
- 668
- 00:46:43,876 --> 00:46:45,667
- Then they lose their friends.
- 669
- 00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:48,251
- Yeah.
- 670
- 00:46:49,959 --> 00:46:51,542
- It's just that...
- 671
- 00:46:53,167 --> 00:46:54,376
- ...that hole's there.
- 672
- 00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,251
- Take my advice, son.
- 673
- 00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:01,167
- Run for your fucking life.
- 674
- 00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:06,084
- I don't think I can.
- 675
- 00:47:07,667 --> 00:47:09,251
- Hold up one minute.
- 676
- 00:47:10,376 --> 00:47:11,792
- Where's my phone?
- 677
- 00:47:13,584 --> 00:47:15,876
- He won't answer that.
- He reckons it's all traceable.
- 678
- 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:19,126
- Can't trace it till Tuesday.
- 679
- 00:47:19,251 --> 00:47:21,292
- - Why's that?
- - It's Easter weekend.
- 680
- 00:47:21,417 --> 00:47:22,501
- Don't work Easter.
- 681
- 00:47:23,042 --> 00:47:25,334
- What are you talking about?
- They staff it from Bangalore.
- 682
- 00:47:25,459 --> 00:47:27,001
- It ain't Easter out there, is it?
- 683
- 00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:29,876
- - Could be Easter there.
- - It's fucking India.
- 684
- 00:47:30,001 --> 00:47:31,792
- It's Easter everywhere, isn't it?
- 685
- 00:47:33,709 --> 00:47:37,042
- He ain't answering. What you wanna do?
- 686
- 00:47:37,417 --> 00:47:39,709
- You tell me what to do.
- What to look for.
- 687
- 00:47:40,834 --> 00:47:42,876
- I'll give you 50%.
- 688
- 00:47:43,209 --> 00:47:44,626
- Of anything I get.
- 689
- 00:47:51,376 --> 00:47:52,876
- All right, son.
- 690
- 00:47:54,584 --> 00:47:56,459
- 50% it is.
- 691
- 00:48:01,751 --> 00:48:05,584
- These boxes are the traders
- I have done business with.
- 692
- 00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,334
- And that's where
- you'll find the best stuff.
- 693
- 00:48:12,084 --> 00:48:14,417
- - Fucking hell.
- - Yeah, fucking hell.
- 694
- 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:17,876
- I'm starting to panic now.
- 695
- 00:48:18,001 --> 00:48:19,292
- I'm really starting to go.
- 696
- 00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:21,626
- I'm so keyed up,
- I'll go fucking ping in a minute.
- 697
- 00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:24,251
- We're all keyed up, Carl.
- We're burglars.
- 698
- 00:48:24,376 --> 00:48:26,876
- Yeah, but I got problems.
- I've got my mum to think about.
- 699
- 00:48:27,001 --> 00:48:28,876
- She's got bleeding Alzheimer's.
- 700
- 00:48:29,001 --> 00:48:30,959
- Kenny and Brian are practically dead.
- 701
- 00:48:31,084 --> 00:48:33,376
- You don't hear them fucking complaining.
- 702
- 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:35,626
- You know what your problem is, don't you?
- 703
- 00:48:35,751 --> 00:48:37,126
- You give it too much of that.
- 704
- 00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:38,876
- You're a chatterbox, a blabbermouth.
- 705
- 00:48:39,001 --> 00:48:40,251
- Are you saying I talk too much?
- 706
- 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:42,459
- Listen, if you're too scared to stay,
- just go.
- 707
- 00:48:42,584 --> 00:48:44,917
- Don't make a meal of it.
- Don't piss down my leg.
- 708
- 00:48:45,209 --> 00:48:50,126
- Bowels or no bowels, son,
- if you wanna go, fuck off.
- 709
- 00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:56,459
- Now, remember this.
- 710
- 00:48:56,584 --> 00:48:59,959
- Anything with an FL is flawless.
- 711
- 00:49:00,709 --> 00:49:04,251
- Anything with a red dot is dross.
- 712
- 00:49:05,501 --> 00:49:08,792
- - Are we gonna be able to shift all this?
- - We're gonna meet my fence in Margate,
- 713
- 00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:12,001
- then we're gonna get on a ferry at Dover
- and get the fuck out of here.
- 714
- 00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:14,667
- Oh.
- 715
- 00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:16,792
- We have to leave the country?
- 716
- 00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:19,501
- Well, if you carry this off,
- 717
- 00:49:19,626 --> 00:49:22,876
- every scumbag, chiseller
- and ne'er-do-well,
- 718
- 00:49:23,376 --> 00:49:25,334
- whoever used that vault,
- 719
- 00:49:26,626 --> 00:49:28,459
- is gonna wanna kill you.
- 720
- 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:32,292
- With a spoon.
- 721
- 00:49:46,459 --> 00:49:48,584
- What sort of time d'you call this,
- you cunt?
- 722
- 00:49:48,709 --> 00:49:51,501
- Where you been? Doing your hair?
- 723
- 00:49:51,626 --> 00:49:53,459
- What happened to Carl?
- 724
- 00:50:01,751 --> 00:50:03,834
- - Here we go.
- - Yeah.
- 725
- 00:50:07,626 --> 00:50:08,792
- Yeah.
- 726
- 00:50:13,334 --> 00:50:14,876
- That's it.
- 727
- 00:50:15,584 --> 00:50:17,334
- Now.
- 728
- 00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,292
- There. There you go.
- 729
- 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:44,376
- Fuck me.
- 730
- 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,251
- Go on, son.
- 731
- 00:50:55,709 --> 00:50:56,876
- OK, up we go.
- 732
- 00:50:57,001 --> 00:50:58,459
- Get me in, get me in.
- 733
- 00:50:58,584 --> 00:51:00,667
- - Go on.
- - Fucking hell.
- 734
- 00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:04,126
- Go on! You're doing well.
- 735
- 00:51:04,251 --> 00:51:06,334
- - Here we go.
- - Oi, turn me, turn me.
- 736
- 00:51:06,751 --> 00:51:08,334
- Fuck me sideways.
- 737
- 00:51:08,459 --> 00:51:10,542
- All right?
- 738
- 00:51:11,376 --> 00:51:13,459
- Jesus Christ.
- 739
- 00:51:15,876 --> 00:51:18,126
- - All right?
- - That's it. Go on, son.
- 740
- 00:51:18,751 --> 00:51:20,251
- Well done, mate.
- 741
- 00:51:22,501 --> 00:51:24,584
- All right?
- 742
- 00:51:24,834 --> 00:51:27,709
- Don't eat anything while you're in there,
- will ya?
- 743
- 00:51:47,042 --> 00:51:48,167
- That's it.
- 744
- 00:51:59,876 --> 00:52:01,251
- Readies, Tel?
- 745
- 00:52:13,459 --> 00:52:14,709
- You ready?
- 746
- 00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:23,084
- Start loading it, Tel.
- 747
- 00:52:25,084 --> 00:52:26,626
- Readies. That's one for Mum.
- 748
- 00:52:28,709 --> 00:52:30,084
- Don't believe these.
- 749
- 00:52:33,459 --> 00:52:35,334
- Gonna buy a nice little place in Portugal.
- 750
- 00:52:35,459 --> 00:52:36,959
- Eat a lot of fish.
- 751
- 00:52:37,084 --> 00:52:39,584
- In the season, rent it out,
- charge a monkey a week.
- 752
- 00:52:39,709 --> 00:52:40,751
- Seven grand a year.
- 753
- 00:52:40,876 --> 00:52:44,001
- That's my pension, thank you very much.
- That's my nest egg.
- 754
- 00:52:54,001 --> 00:52:55,501
- How's it going?
- 755
- 00:52:59,917 --> 00:53:01,584
- Bit more coming.
- 756
- 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:32,751
- Readies!
- 757
- 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:39,876
- Danny.
- 758
- 00:53:58,042 --> 00:53:59,751
- Do you think he's dead?
- 759
- 00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:04,834
- Oi.
- 760
- 00:54:05,584 --> 00:54:09,459
- - Let's go, leave him to pay.
- - Yeah.
- 761
- 00:54:11,626 --> 00:54:13,959
- Let me tell you something about
- the Governor.
- 762
- 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,417
- The master safe cracker.
- 763
- 00:54:15,542 --> 00:54:16,751
- The master criminal.
- 764
- 00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,417
- The king of thieves.
- 765
- 00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:20,376
- He's lost his arsehole.
- 766
- 00:54:20,501 --> 00:54:21,917
- Lost his arsehole. Exactly.
- 767
- 00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:23,667
- Carl lost his arsehole an' all.
- 768
- 00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:26,084
- Yeah, well,
- that's two lost arseholes right there.
- 769
- 00:54:26,209 --> 00:54:28,709
- Well, there you go.
- The Dance of the Sugar Plum Arseholes.
- 770
- 00:54:28,834 --> 00:54:29,959
- See?
- 771
- 00:54:30,084 --> 00:54:31,334
- I don't care about Carl.
- 772
- 00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:34,209
- Carl's a mushroom,
- Carl likes it in the dark.
- 773
- 00:54:34,334 --> 00:54:37,417
- If fucking Reader had have been there,
- we'd have been cake-o bake-o.
- 774
- 00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:39,959
- You're right, Dan.
- He's cost us money when you think of it.
- 775
- 00:54:40,084 --> 00:54:41,751
- How much has he cost us?
- Work it out.
- 776
- 00:54:41,876 --> 00:54:43,459
- Well, work out the fucking VAT alone.
- 777
- 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:44,709
- Yeah.
- 778
- 00:54:45,042 --> 00:54:48,001
- - I'm a better man than he ever was.
- - Yeah.
- 779
- 00:54:48,126 --> 00:54:49,667
- I'm the fucking Guv now.
- 780
- 00:54:55,584 --> 00:54:57,251
- "I'll have you in chunks."
- 781
- 00:56:51,042 --> 00:56:52,959
- This is the Margate train.
- 782
- 00:56:53,084 --> 00:56:55,751
- Stopping at Stratford, Ebbsfleet,
- 783
- 00:56:55,876 --> 00:56:57,084
- Canterbury West,
- 784
- 00:56:57,209 --> 00:56:59,667
- and terminating at Margate.
- 785
- 00:57:00,834 --> 00:57:03,959
- They were obviously highly intelligent
- with great strength and stamina.
- 786
- 00:57:04,084 --> 00:57:05,376
- A highly organised outfit.
- 787
- 00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:07,751
- - So not English in other words?
- - Next?
- 788
- 00:57:08,917 --> 00:57:10,792
- The overall value of the haul
- may never be known
- 789
- 00:57:10,917 --> 00:57:14,751
- but early reports put it
- as high as 300 million pounds.
- 790
- 00:57:14,876 --> 00:57:18,334
- That would make it the biggest robbery
- in British criminal history.
- 791
- 00:57:18,917 --> 00:57:21,209
- This is a very
- highly sophisticated robbery.
- 792
- 00:57:21,334 --> 00:57:24,042
- Professional team. There aren't
- that many about nowadays.
- 793
- 00:57:24,167 --> 00:57:25,542
- So it will narrow the field down
- 794
- 00:57:25,667 --> 00:57:29,667
- from the intelligence that the Flying
- Squad will have back at Scotland Yard.
- 795
- 00:57:29,792 --> 00:57:33,917
- Is the crime a metaphor for the
- decline of British ingenuity and skill?
- 796
- 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:37,167
- Do we now need to import
- not only our plumbers,
- 797
- 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:40,542
- IT technicians, doctors, nurses
- and footballers
- 798
- 00:57:40,667 --> 00:57:42,584
- but our criminals as well?
- 799
- 00:57:43,459 --> 00:57:44,959
- That's Albanians.
- 800
- 00:57:45,084 --> 00:57:48,334
- My own speculation is that
- unless they're complete idiots,
- 801
- 00:57:48,459 --> 00:57:50,376
- the jewels must have
- already left the country.
- 802
- 00:57:51,084 --> 00:57:54,209
- And I say this just because
- the UK market's not big enough
- 803
- 00:57:54,334 --> 00:57:57,167
- to absorb such a vast quantity
- of stolen gems.
- 804
- 00:57:57,334 --> 00:57:58,709
- They could never sell them.
- 805
- 00:57:58,834 --> 00:58:01,626
- Police have confirmed there
- was a substantial amount of gold bullion
- 806
- 00:58:01,751 --> 00:58:03,251
- stored in the vault
- 807
- 00:58:03,376 --> 00:58:05,459
- along with hundreds of these brifkas.
- 808
- 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:10,667
- One of these could be worth
- as much as five million pounds.
- 809
- 00:58:32,459 --> 00:58:33,876
- Don't open them.
- 810
- 00:58:34,001 --> 00:58:36,792
- Look, the envelope tells you the value.
- 811
- 00:58:38,501 --> 00:58:43,459
- Oh, yeah, we'll count the envelopes
- and divide 'em up equally.
- 812
- 00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:46,792
- Billy, he'll take the heavy stuff
- away to store,
- 813
- 00:58:46,917 --> 00:58:50,626
- and when we've got somebody
- to evaluate everything,
- 814
- 00:58:50,751 --> 00:58:52,876
- he'll bring it all back. Won't you, son?
- 815
- 00:58:53,001 --> 00:58:55,126
- Yes, all right, lads. I'll do that, yeah.
- 816
- 00:58:55,251 --> 00:58:56,292
- Yeah, good man.
- 817
- 00:58:56,417 --> 00:58:58,001
- Sorry.
- 818
- 00:58:58,126 --> 00:59:00,084
- What if I don't trust him
- to bring it back?
- 819
- 00:59:00,209 --> 00:59:01,959
- Sorry, you might not have a choice, mate.
- 820
- 00:59:02,084 --> 00:59:04,292
- Sorry, but I haven't spent my life
- robbing banks
- 821
- 00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:06,417
- to be left with no fucking choice.
- 822
- 00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:07,834
- Settle down, Terence.
- 823
- 00:59:07,959 --> 00:59:09,709
- Slow and steady wins the race.
- 824
- 00:59:09,834 --> 00:59:13,417
- Yeah, you're right, Ken. I mean,
- all that rushing and bing-bonging about.
- 825
- 00:59:13,542 --> 00:59:15,751
- I mean, it's not our style, is it, mate?
- 826
- 00:59:15,876 --> 00:59:17,751
- Not remotely, Daniel.
- 827
- 00:59:17,876 --> 00:59:19,626
- Not remotely.
- 828
- 00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:22,667
- Here you are, one for you, Ken.
- 829
- 00:59:23,001 --> 00:59:24,959
- One for Terry, one for me,
- 830
- 00:59:25,084 --> 00:59:27,126
- one for Terry, one for me.
- 831
- 00:59:27,251 --> 00:59:30,001
- Just a minute, it needs to be
- an equal split, don't you think?
- 832
- 00:59:30,959 --> 00:59:32,417
- One for me.
- 833
- 00:59:32,542 --> 00:59:34,667
- - No.
- - One for Terry.
- 834
- 00:59:34,792 --> 00:59:37,292
- Danny, it needs to be equal,
- don't you think?
- 835
- 00:59:37,417 --> 00:59:40,376
- Yeah, look. I'll get you in a minute, son.
- Don't worry about it.
- 836
- 00:59:40,501 --> 00:59:42,626
- - I mean, I'm just saying that we need...
- - Me...
- 837
- 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,626
- We need to work out exactly what's here
- 838
- 00:59:45,751 --> 00:59:48,584
- and then we need to divide it
- exactly by five.
- 839
- 00:59:50,084 --> 00:59:51,459
- Absolutely, son.
- 840
- 00:59:51,876 --> 00:59:56,376
- When the dust settles, we'll get
- round a smelter and do the gold.
- 841
- 00:59:56,501 --> 00:59:59,251
- No, no. I'm not talking about the gold,
- Kenny. I'm talk...
- 842
- 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,001
- all this.
- 843
- 01:00:01,126 --> 01:00:02,417
- I mean, look at it.
- 844
- 01:00:03,126 --> 01:00:04,751
- I mean, where do we even start?
- 845
- 01:00:05,334 --> 01:00:07,417
- How do we know what's here?
- We hav...
- 846
- 01:00:07,542 --> 01:00:09,626
- No, hold on a second.
- 847
- 01:00:11,334 --> 01:00:12,876
- We have to get hold of Brian.
- 848
- 01:00:14,042 --> 01:00:17,334
- This was his idea. Technically
- this is his intellectual property.
- 849
- 01:00:17,876 --> 01:00:20,751
- - What are you talking about?
- - Yeah. No, we need to get hold of Brian
- 850
- 01:00:20,876 --> 01:00:22,959
- and bring him back here,
- give him his share.
- 851
- 01:00:23,084 --> 01:00:24,709
- Or give him your share. How's that sound?
- 852
- 01:00:27,459 --> 01:00:29,876
- Well, that sounds like
- a bit of a shafting.
- 853
- 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,251
- I think you like a bit of a shafting,
- don't you, son?
- 854
- 01:00:32,376 --> 01:00:33,417
- What?
- 855
- 01:00:33,542 --> 01:00:35,042
- No.
- 856
- 01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:37,209
- Why would I like that?
- 857
- 01:00:37,334 --> 01:00:41,834
- Well, you like wearing funny clothes.
- Silly hats and fucking wigs. You do.
- 858
- 01:00:41,959 --> 01:00:44,001
- If dressing up's your thing, I don't mind.
- 859
- 01:00:44,126 --> 01:00:45,876
- - I don't mind.
- - But if that's what you like,
- 860
- 01:00:46,001 --> 01:00:49,959
- why don't you take this fucking cheap,
- nasty jewellery off our hands?
- 861
- 01:00:50,084 --> 01:00:52,167
- Put it in your dressing-up box,
- find a use for it.
- 862
- 01:00:52,292 --> 01:00:53,792
- And leave the grown-up stuff with us.
- 863
- 01:00:53,917 --> 01:00:55,709
- Well, hold on a second. I got you in.
- 864
- 01:00:56,667 --> 01:00:59,709
- Now, I handled the keys and the alarms.
- You wouldn't have been able to do
- 865
- 01:00:59,834 --> 01:01:02,001
- - any of this without me.
- - You invited us.
- 866
- 01:01:02,584 --> 01:01:04,917
- No, look,
- I was hired to facilitate a burglary.
- 867
- 01:01:05,042 --> 01:01:06,709
- A burglary?
- 868
- 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,792
- - I don't think it was a burglary.
- - No.
- 869
- 01:01:08,917 --> 01:01:10,292
- - I thought it was a party.
- - Yeah.
- 870
- 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,126
- A what d'you call it,
- a rave, weren't it?
- 871
- 01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:15,001
- Yeah, a rave. You know,
- you were there with the keys.
- 872
- 01:01:15,126 --> 01:01:17,459
- We turned up, livened things up a bit.
- 873
- 01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:20,251
- You know, if things went wrong,
- well, that's down to you.
- 874
- 01:01:20,376 --> 01:01:22,626
- That's your responsibility.
- 875
- 01:01:22,751 --> 01:01:25,959
- You shouldn't have let us in
- in the fucking first place.
- 876
- 01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:29,042
- Go on, off you go.
- 877
- 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:31,792
- - Jog on.
- - Go on, run along.
- 878
- 01:01:31,917 --> 01:01:34,834
- We'll give you a tinkle
- when it's all divvied up.
- 879
- 01:01:38,626 --> 01:01:42,084
- Steady on, old son. That's French oak.
- 880
- 01:01:44,709 --> 01:01:46,292
- Look, Terence,
- 881
- 01:01:46,417 --> 01:01:50,167
- he, he's got about
- 80 grand in front of him.
- 882
- 01:01:50,292 --> 01:01:53,626
- Give him his whack.
- He'll forget about it by tomorrow.
- 883
- 01:01:53,751 --> 01:01:55,334
- He's right, Tel.
- 884
- 01:01:57,584 --> 01:01:59,292
- How's that sound, son?
- 885
- 01:02:38,792 --> 01:02:41,501
- Right, that's one for Terry,
- and one for me.
- 886
- 01:02:44,376 --> 01:02:46,459
- No, no, no.
- 887
- 01:02:47,167 --> 01:02:49,834
- You'll get your drink
- when you bring our things back.
- 888
- 01:02:51,626 --> 01:02:53,626
- Oh, yeah.
- 889
- 01:02:57,167 --> 01:02:59,251
- Happy Together
- 890
- 01:03:23,334 --> 01:03:24,792
- Here you are, Bill.
- 891
- 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:27,626
- Oh, thank you very much.
- 892
- 01:03:46,709 --> 01:03:49,959
- The problem with Brian is that he didn't
- foresee what would happen to the loot.
- 893
- 01:03:50,084 --> 01:03:52,667
- Well, the prick didn't think about
- fencing it, did he?
- 894
- 01:03:52,792 --> 01:03:55,251
- And now we're stuck with
- Billy the bleeding Fish.
- 895
- 01:03:55,376 --> 01:03:57,917
- I bet you Kenny's given Billy the Fish
- a nice little drink.
- 896
- 01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:00,501
- Well, there's fuck all
- we can do about that.
- 897
- 01:04:01,709 --> 01:04:03,834
- If anyone's the weak link, it's Brian.
- 898
- 01:04:04,792 --> 01:04:06,126
- Brian and Kenny.
- 899
- 01:04:06,251 --> 01:04:08,334
- Yeah. Brian and Kenny.
- 900
- 01:04:08,959 --> 01:04:10,459
- And Billy.
- 901
- 01:04:10,584 --> 01:04:12,667
- Brian and Kenny and Billy.
- 902
- 01:04:13,209 --> 01:04:14,334
- And Carl.
- 903
- 01:04:20,209 --> 01:04:23,667
- Our problem is, too many people know.
- 904
- 01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:26,292
- And you know
- how I feel about blabbermouths.
- 905
- 01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:30,084
- - You weren't even there, were ya?
- - No, I was here digging me bulbs.
- 906
- 01:04:32,167 --> 01:04:33,792
- Put it away, Tel.
- 907
- 01:04:33,917 --> 01:04:36,751
- I nearly had a heart attack.
- I feel like I've been run over by a bus.
- 908
- 01:04:36,876 --> 01:04:38,001
- That could be arranged.
- 909
- 01:04:43,126 --> 01:04:45,709
- The way I see it, Dan,
- we're the only ones who ain't bent.
- 910
- 01:04:45,834 --> 01:04:47,292
- Well, you speak for yourself, Tel.
- 911
- 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,876
- You know what I mean?
- I mean, how can we know?
- 912
- 01:04:50,709 --> 01:04:52,251
- You could give me your word.
- 913
- 01:04:52,376 --> 01:04:54,167
- Well, I suppose I could.
- 914
- 01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:55,501
- Well, go on, then.
- 915
- 01:04:56,501 --> 01:04:58,584
- All right, Tel, all right.
- 916
- 01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:01,001
- Well, give me your word.
- 917
- 01:05:01,292 --> 01:05:02,542
- I give you my word.
- 918
- 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:04,917
- Oh, fucking hell, say it like you mean it.
- 919
- 01:05:05,709 --> 01:05:07,459
- - You happy now?
- - No.
- 920
- 01:05:07,792 --> 01:05:09,751
- So you don't trust me, Tel.
- 921
- 01:05:44,584 --> 01:05:46,084
- God bless ya.
- 922
- 01:05:50,584 --> 01:05:53,834
- You're telling me
- that they stitched you up?
- 923
- 01:05:55,584 --> 01:05:57,167
- How much?
- 924
- 01:05:59,209 --> 01:06:01,292
- I got about 80 grand.
- 925
- 01:06:01,751 --> 01:06:03,876
- I had to beg for that.
- 926
- 01:06:04,001 --> 01:06:06,501
- - 80?
- - Yeah.
- 927
- 01:06:10,751 --> 01:06:12,376
- Haven't you forgotten something?
- 928
- 01:06:15,084 --> 01:06:16,834
- You're supposed to split it with me.
- 929
- 01:06:18,959 --> 01:06:21,042
- You want half of 80 grand?
- 930
- 01:06:22,709 --> 01:06:25,709
- Yeah, go on, then, all right,
- I'll put it in the post, shall I?
- 931
- 01:06:28,959 --> 01:06:30,626
- Just a minute.
- 932
- 01:06:30,751 --> 01:06:32,834
- Wish I hadn't come now.
- 933
- 01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:35,334
- Why did ya?
- 934
- 01:06:35,459 --> 01:06:37,542
- I don't know. Out of respect?
- 935
- 01:06:39,251 --> 01:06:43,376
- You didn't set aside a little something
- for yourself, like a good, honest crook?
- 936
- 01:06:43,501 --> 01:06:45,167
- - Eh?
- - No, don't do...
- 937
- 01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:47,292
- Face it, Brian.
- All right, your legs went.
- 938
- 01:06:48,167 --> 01:06:50,251
- Your friends went
- and you lost your arsehole.
- 939
- 01:06:52,584 --> 01:06:54,626
- Don't look at me like that.
- 940
- 01:06:54,751 --> 01:06:56,084
- Like what?
- 941
- 01:06:56,209 --> 01:06:58,376
- Like I'm old and you pity me.
- 942
- 01:07:01,959 --> 01:07:03,542
- I'm sorry if I let you down.
- 943
- 01:07:04,917 --> 01:07:07,042
- - Wait a minute, son.
- - No, don't. Stop calling me that.
- 944
- 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:09,292
- I'm not your son.
- 945
- 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,251
- I'll walk with you, all right?
- 946
- 01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:14,584
- Come on.
- 947
- 01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:20,501
- Well, here we are.
- 948
- 01:07:21,834 --> 01:07:23,751
- Two run-of-the-mill thieves
- 949
- 01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:26,542
- in a shitty B&B
- 950
- 01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,459
- in a cruddy seaside town
- 951
- 01:07:29,459 --> 01:07:31,667
- bickering over crumbs.
- 952
- 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:35,751
- Tell you what I think.
- 953
- 01:07:36,042 --> 01:07:39,876
- I think they don't know what they've got.
- They don't know what it's worth,
- 954
- 01:07:40,001 --> 01:07:43,042
- how to fence it,
- and they've no idea what to do about it.
- 955
- 01:07:43,167 --> 01:07:45,251
- Those fucking dingbats!
- 956
- 01:07:45,501 --> 01:07:47,376
- They've fucked this all up.
- 957
- 01:07:48,084 --> 01:07:49,584
- You know what this means?
- 958
- 01:07:50,584 --> 01:07:54,542
- This means that I am the only one
- who will get nothing.
- 959
- 01:07:58,626 --> 01:07:59,917
- Still,
- 960
- 01:08:01,167 --> 01:08:03,751
- might as well be
- hung for a sheep as a lamb.
- 961
- 01:08:04,876 --> 01:08:06,251
- What does that mean?
- 962
- 01:08:06,709 --> 01:08:08,334
- I want what is mine.
- 963
- 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,084
- Yeah, so do I.
- 964
- 01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:13,792
- I want that tom
- before it's returned to sender.
- 965
- 01:08:14,459 --> 01:08:16,542
- Run like the wind, you said.
- 966
- 01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:19,459
- - Eh? Know when to quit.
- - Not now.
- 967
- 01:08:19,584 --> 01:08:21,667
- Look where it's got us.
- 968
- 01:08:21,917 --> 01:08:25,251
- - We've nothing to lose now.
- - Yeah, I suppose you're right.
- 969
- 01:08:25,376 --> 01:08:28,042
- I am gonna get what is due to me.
- 970
- 01:08:28,542 --> 01:08:30,876
- Even if it fucking kills me!
- 971
- 01:10:39,084 --> 01:10:42,209
- You see,
- what Brian doesn't comprehend, Billy,
- 972
- 01:10:42,334 --> 01:10:45,709
- is that I've actually saved our necks.
- 973
- 01:10:46,209 --> 01:10:48,376
- - It's all about the fence.
- - Well, he says it himself,
- 974
- 01:10:48,501 --> 01:10:50,917
- getting rid of it, that's the hard part.
- 975
- 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:52,917
- Delegating.
- 976
- 01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:56,876
- You see, Brian, he has to be the boss.
- 977
- 01:10:57,626 --> 01:11:01,334
- Has to be the Guv.
- But he's lost his desire, Billy.
- 978
- 01:11:01,459 --> 01:11:03,084
- He doesn't have the heart no more.
- 979
- 01:11:03,209 --> 01:11:05,626
- All the more for us.
- 980
- 01:11:05,751 --> 01:11:08,876
- I bet... I mean...
- Sorry to say this, Billy, old fruit,
- 981
- 01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:10,876
- but you've hit the nail on the head there.
- 982
- 01:11:11,001 --> 01:11:13,042
- Well, I think so.
- 983
- 01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:14,751
- You're the Guv now.
- 984
- 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:16,876
- Tell you what, Billy.
- 985
- 01:11:17,001 --> 01:11:19,042
- - I reckon I must be.
- - Yeah.
- 986
- 01:11:21,334 --> 01:11:23,417
- Ooh.
- 987
- 01:11:24,792 --> 01:11:26,042
- Better out than in.
- 988
- 01:11:45,501 --> 01:11:47,334
- - There you go, son.
- - Cheers, Dan.
- 989
- 01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:50,209
- Kenny.
- 990
- 01:11:50,334 --> 01:11:52,834
- He's a thick, wombat-headed old cunt.
- 991
- 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:54,834
- Now, what's he up to, Tel?
- 992
- 01:11:55,084 --> 01:11:56,376
- He's devious.
- 993
- 01:11:56,501 --> 01:11:58,459
- Devious, yeah.
- That's exactly what he is.
- 994
- 01:11:58,584 --> 01:12:00,167
- He's so fucking two-faced.
- 995
- 01:12:00,292 --> 01:12:01,292
- Yeah, he's two-faced.
- 996
- 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,126
- I hate him, Dan. Drives me mad.
- 997
- 01:12:03,251 --> 01:12:04,626
- I fucking hate him too.
- 998
- 01:12:04,751 --> 01:12:05,959
- Hello, lads.
- 999
- 01:12:06,084 --> 01:12:08,417
- - Hello, Ken.
- - Hello, Kenny, old son.
- 1000
- 01:12:08,542 --> 01:12:10,376
- Yeah, who's getting them in?
- 1001
- 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,876
- Yeah, I'll get you a drink.
- What you want?
- 1002
- 01:12:13,501 --> 01:12:15,042
- Er, a drop of vodka.
- 1003
- 01:12:15,167 --> 01:12:16,501
- - Double?
- - Why not?
- 1004
- 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,376
- What were you thinking, Ken?
- 1005
- 01:13:29,959 --> 01:13:31,251
- Well, I wasn't thinking.
- 1006
- 01:13:31,376 --> 01:13:33,959
- - You went behind our backs.
- - Yeah, you did.
- 1007
- 01:13:35,667 --> 01:13:36,959
- Talking to Billy.
- 1008
- 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:40,501
- Because Brian left us in the lurch, Terry.
- 1009
- 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:43,334
- He's a very selfish,
- self-serving man is Brian.
- 1010
- 01:13:43,459 --> 01:13:45,376
- I do not trust him one little bit.
- 1011
- 01:13:45,876 --> 01:13:48,251
- Why don't you tell him
- to his fucking face, then?
- 1012
- 01:13:49,917 --> 01:13:51,542
- He'll take it coming from you.
- 1013
- 01:13:52,126 --> 01:13:53,542
- I'm going to.
- 1014
- 01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,084
- Don't you worry.
- 1015
- 01:13:55,209 --> 01:13:58,209
- I'll have it out with him
- the first fucking chance I get.
- 1016
- 01:14:00,751 --> 01:14:02,542
- - All right?
- - Yeah, all right.
- 1017
- 01:14:02,667 --> 01:14:04,167
- D'you want a top-up, Ken?
- 1018
- 01:14:04,292 --> 01:14:05,834
- No, I'm all right.
- 1019
- 01:15:02,126 --> 01:15:04,584
- Come on, sweetie.
- It's not bedtime yet, Tallulah.
- 1020
- 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:12,251
- Christ.
- 1021
- 01:15:14,959 --> 01:15:17,709
- - Ooh. Fucking hell.
- - Hello, Ken.
- 1022
- 01:15:19,209 --> 01:15:20,751
- You're out late.
- 1023
- 01:15:21,167 --> 01:15:23,626
- What're you sitting in the dark for,
- Brian?
- 1024
- 01:15:24,042 --> 01:15:25,917
- Frightened me to death.
- 1025
- 01:15:26,542 --> 01:15:28,626
- I prefer the dark.
- 1026
- 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:31,792
- People are frightened in the dark.
- Makes them wanna talk.
- 1027
- 01:15:34,917 --> 01:15:37,001
- Brian.
- 1028
- 01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:40,584
- - Brian.
- - Yeah?
- 1029
- 01:15:41,584 --> 01:15:45,626
- The last thing I want is to upset you,
- old son.
- 1030
- 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,292
- We need you back in the fold.
- 1031
- 01:15:48,709 --> 01:15:50,792
- I know you do.
- 1032
- 01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:54,751
- Basil said you hadn't counted it yet.
- 1033
- 01:15:55,584 --> 01:15:57,126
- And you believed him?
- 1034
- 01:15:57,251 --> 01:15:59,834
- - What do you mean?
- - Well, he got a drink.
- 1035
- 01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:02,334
- He went through a hole.
- And he got a drink.
- 1036
- 01:16:02,959 --> 01:16:04,334
- He got a drink?
- 1037
- 01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:08,042
- Yeah, he got a ton and he had gold.
- 1038
- 01:16:08,626 --> 01:16:09,876
- Gold?
- 1039
- 01:16:10,876 --> 01:16:12,501
- He never told me he had gold.
- 1040
- 01:16:12,626 --> 01:16:15,126
- Yeah, Barney Rubble, that boy.
- 1041
- 01:16:16,376 --> 01:16:18,417
- What about the rest of the stuff?
- 1042
- 01:16:18,542 --> 01:16:20,376
- Well, you see, Brian,
- 1043
- 01:16:20,501 --> 01:16:24,251
- I've lodged the heavy stuff with Billy,
- 1044
- 01:16:24,376 --> 01:16:25,751
- just while the heat's on.
- 1045
- 01:16:25,876 --> 01:16:27,876
- I warned you about Billy.
- 1046
- 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:30,251
- You did, Brian. You did.
- 1047
- 01:16:30,376 --> 01:16:32,042
- But I've had it out with him.
- 1048
- 01:16:32,167 --> 01:16:34,834
- I've told him it is nothing to do with him
- 1049
- 01:16:34,959 --> 01:16:37,417
- and to keep his nose out of it.
- 1050
- 01:16:37,917 --> 01:16:40,042
- What about the other stuff?
- 1051
- 01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:43,584
- Yeah, well, he's very naughty is Terry.
- 1052
- 01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:46,167
- Very, what's the word?
- 1053
- 01:16:47,417 --> 01:16:49,667
- Very duplicitous.
- 1054
- 01:16:50,834 --> 01:16:52,542
- So, we all took a bit to look after.
- 1055
- 01:16:52,667 --> 01:16:55,667
- We're gonna bring it all back
- and get round the smelter.
- 1056
- 01:16:58,251 --> 01:17:02,459
- Danny and Terry, they're staunch?
- 1057
- 01:17:03,417 --> 01:17:05,167
- Danny, good as gold.
- 1058
- 01:17:05,292 --> 01:17:08,042
- Good as gold. But if only
- 1059
- 01:17:08,167 --> 01:17:10,376
- I could say the same for Terry.
- 1060
- 01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:14,709
- You see, he's so unpredictable, Brian.
- 1061
- 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:19,292
- I mean, he's a bit of a fucking old
- psychopath is Terry, sometimes.
- 1062
- 01:17:19,417 --> 01:17:22,542
- - If you're asking me.
- - I go back a long way with Terry.
- 1063
- 01:17:24,751 --> 01:17:30,501
- Which is why I think Danny,
- he's probably the trouble-maker.
- 1064
- 01:17:30,834 --> 01:17:33,084
- You know, if you're asking me.
- 1065
- 01:17:33,209 --> 01:17:35,292
- I am fucking asking you.
- 1066
- 01:17:36,334 --> 01:17:39,792
- I can only tell it like I see it.
- 1067
- 01:17:41,667 --> 01:17:43,751
- Not as it is.
- 1068
- 01:17:45,751 --> 01:17:48,042
- That's it. Look behind you.
- 1069
- 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:49,792
- And roll and...
- 1070
- 01:17:49,917 --> 01:17:51,417
- Thanks, Grandpa.
- 1071
- 01:17:51,542 --> 01:17:54,876
- Yeah, he's a very two-faced,
- very weak man.
- 1072
- 01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:58,334
- Now it suits him to stroll back in,
- 1073
- 01:17:58,459 --> 01:18:00,667
- he don't care whose feelings he hurts.
- 1074
- 01:18:01,834 --> 01:18:03,501
- Here we go, stretch those feet.
- 1075
- 01:18:03,626 --> 01:18:05,167
- It does hurt my feelings
- 1076
- 01:18:05,292 --> 01:18:07,334
- to hear all this, Ken,
- to be honest with ya.
- 1077
- 01:18:07,626 --> 01:18:11,084
- Cos when I was a lad, Brian
- was someone I genuinely looked up to.
- 1078
- 01:18:11,209 --> 01:18:12,959
- D'you know what I'm saying?
- 1079
- 01:18:13,084 --> 01:18:15,709
- It's just so disappointing
- when people stoop to backstabbing.
- 1080
- 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,584
- Well, he doesn't have the passion no more.
- 1081
- 01:18:17,709 --> 01:18:19,626
- You and me, Terence,
- we still have the passion.
- 1082
- 01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,292
- Crime is about passion.
- 1083
- 01:18:22,501 --> 01:18:23,959
- Hold on.
- 1084
- 01:18:24,084 --> 01:18:25,667
- Is that Frankie the Fence?
- 1085
- 01:18:25,792 --> 01:18:27,501
- Yeah, his daughter's in the class an' all.
- 1086
- 01:18:27,626 --> 01:18:30,084
- I thought we could have a word
- while we're here.
- 1087
- 01:18:30,209 --> 01:18:31,501
- Just don't tell Brian.
- 1088
- 01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:34,834
- Nah, he'll be ringing up next.
- 1089
- 01:18:34,959 --> 01:18:37,209
- Wanting to meet us, see the loot.
- 1090
- 01:18:38,126 --> 01:18:41,251
- - Mark my words.
- - Yeah, not on your fucking life, son.
- 1091
- 01:18:42,501 --> 01:18:44,334
- I won't even answer the phone.
- 1092
- 01:18:44,917 --> 01:18:46,251
- That's it.
- 1093
- 01:18:46,376 --> 01:18:48,251
- Little steps.
- 1094
- 01:18:48,376 --> 01:18:50,126
- Hello, Frankie, how are ya?
- 1095
- 01:18:53,709 --> 01:18:56,001
- Brian. Me old mucker.
- 1096
- 01:18:56,126 --> 01:18:58,542
- It's time to open the fucking kimono, Ken.
- 1097
- 01:18:59,209 --> 01:19:00,834
- Tell the others I wanna meet.
- 1098
- 01:19:00,959 --> 01:19:02,001
- Tonight.
- 1099
- 01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:04,084
- I'm gonna sort this mess out.
- 1100
- 01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:52,334
- Try not to be distracted by a perfectly
- ordinary woman with a biro.
- 1101
- 01:19:53,042 --> 01:19:54,834
- And focus on the job in hand.
- 1102
- 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,001
- Now,
- 1103
- 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:01,709
- let's talk about Basil.
- 1104
- 01:20:01,834 --> 01:20:03,376
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
- 1105
- 01:20:03,501 --> 01:20:05,959
- How much did he really walk off with, eh?
- 1106
- 01:20:06,417 --> 01:20:10,709
- Well, you know, like I said, Brian,
- we gave him a drink.
- 1107
- 01:20:11,459 --> 01:20:13,542
- You said gold.
- 1108
- 01:20:14,292 --> 01:20:17,167
- How much really? Hm?
- 1109
- 01:20:22,667 --> 01:20:23,792
- Danny?
- 1110
- 01:20:24,292 --> 01:20:26,084
- What, you wanna know the exact amount?
- 1111
- 01:20:27,334 --> 01:20:29,792
- He never said anything to me about gold.
- 1112
- 01:20:30,292 --> 01:20:32,584
- Oh, and you believe him?
- 1113
- 01:20:32,709 --> 01:20:34,376
- You trust him before you trust us?
- 1114
- 01:20:34,501 --> 01:20:36,126
- Is that what you're fucking saying?
- 1115
- 01:20:46,959 --> 01:20:49,959
- So, what's Billy got?
- 1116
- 01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:56,209
- Oh, I'm having a fucking nightmare
- with old Billy, Brian.
- 1117
- 01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:59,584
- To be honest, he's proving
- very difficult to work with.
- 1118
- 01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:01,459
- Very difficult indeed.
- 1119
- 01:21:01,584 --> 01:21:02,917
- What's the matter with him?
- 1120
- 01:21:03,042 --> 01:21:06,751
- Well, half the trouble, Brian,
- is that Billy is incontinent.
- 1121
- 01:21:06,876 --> 01:21:10,001
- I'll be incontinent
- if this goes on much longer.
- 1122
- 01:21:10,126 --> 01:21:14,126
- If he gets pinched, he's gonna say he's
- got disabilities and they might not look.
- 1123
- 01:21:14,251 --> 01:21:15,876
- "It wasn't us, Officer.
- 1124
- 01:21:16,001 --> 01:21:17,501
- We're not capable."
- 1125
- 01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:21,042
- Bunch of harmless old raspberries
- in the rub-a-dub.
- 1126
- 01:21:21,167 --> 01:21:23,001
- Who's gonna suspect us of being crooks?
- 1127
- 01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:24,917
- All the other fucking crooks for starters.
- 1128
- 01:21:25,042 --> 01:21:26,917
- We've stolen their pensions.
- 1129
- 01:21:27,042 --> 01:21:29,917
- So that's how they see us, is it?
- The Lavender Hill Mob?
- 1130
- 01:21:30,584 --> 01:21:33,876
- A load of cuddly old crooks,
- just having a laugh?
- 1131
- 01:21:36,001 --> 01:21:38,084
- What are you gonna say in the dock?
- 1132
- 01:21:38,209 --> 01:21:40,834
- "Oh, I've had two hip replacements.
- 1133
- 01:21:40,959 --> 01:21:42,751
- I've got diabetes.
- 1134
- 01:21:42,876 --> 01:21:44,584
- We were confused."
- 1135
- 01:21:45,251 --> 01:21:47,834
- You think they won't put you in jail
- in case you suffer?
- 1136
- 01:21:49,334 --> 01:21:51,417
- They want you to suffer.
- 1137
- 01:21:52,084 --> 01:21:54,876
- - You should be proud of us.
- - I'm not fucking proud.
- 1138
- 01:21:55,001 --> 01:21:56,626
- You could have been famous, Brian.
- 1139
- 01:21:56,751 --> 01:21:59,001
- I don't wanna be fucking famous.
- 1140
- 01:22:00,542 --> 01:22:01,792
- Just get hold of Billy Lincoln.
- 1141
- 01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:04,334
- When you've made the call,
- get it all together,
- 1142
- 01:22:04,459 --> 01:22:07,417
- we'll meet in my garage,
- chop it up, get out.
- 1143
- 01:22:12,959 --> 01:22:15,042
- Dinner's on me.
- 1144
- 01:22:19,084 --> 01:22:21,167
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- 1145
- 01:22:21,584 --> 01:22:23,917
- Here you go.
- 1146
- 01:22:25,417 --> 01:22:27,917
- No problemo, Brian,
- we'll just pop round your garage,
- 1147
- 01:22:28,042 --> 01:22:31,001
- give you all our sparkly stuff
- and you can add it to your collection.
- 1148
- 01:22:31,126 --> 01:22:32,792
- It's disrespectful, Terence.
- 1149
- 01:22:32,917 --> 01:22:35,542
- His oldest friends and he treats us
- like fucking navvies.
- 1150
- 01:22:35,667 --> 01:22:37,459
- He's getting a bit saucy, I'm telling ya.
- 1151
- 01:22:37,584 --> 01:22:39,292
- He needs a fucking slap.
- 1152
- 01:22:39,417 --> 01:22:41,126
- We're playing by my rules now, Danny boy.
- 1153
- 01:22:41,251 --> 01:22:43,001
- Ken. Get hold of Billy.
- 1154
- 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:45,251
- We'll meet in the car park,
- get the heavy stuff back.
- 1155
- 01:22:45,376 --> 01:22:47,292
- Give him the arse,
- tell him to fuck off proper,
- 1156
- 01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:49,001
- and we'll get round the smelter.
- 1157
- 01:22:49,126 --> 01:22:51,459
- - What, in the fucking car park?
- - I'll show you where, Dan.
- 1158
- 01:22:51,584 --> 01:22:52,834
- Don't worry your pretty little head.
- 1159
- 01:22:53,209 --> 01:22:54,542
- I'll pick you up in the morning.
- 1160
- 01:22:54,667 --> 01:22:57,209
- Bring everything you've got.
- We'll put it on the table.
- 1161
- 01:22:58,126 --> 01:22:59,542
- And you, Ken.
- 1162
- 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:00,917
- Look at me, Ken.
- 1163
- 01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:02,501
- Look at me, Ken.
- 1164
- 01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,709
- No squirrelling it away for a rainy day,
- eh?
- 1165
- 01:23:07,292 --> 01:23:08,792
- Or you know what'll happen.
- 1166
- 01:23:24,751 --> 01:23:25,792
- Hi, Brian.
- 1167
- 01:23:25,917 --> 01:23:28,917
- I just treated
- those old bastards to dinner.
- 1168
- 01:23:29,709 --> 01:23:34,084
- And they told me
- that you got your whack after all.
- 1169
- 01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,209
- Well, they would say that,
- wouldn't they?
- 1170
- 01:23:40,876 --> 01:23:42,959
- What else didn't you tell me?
- 1171
- 01:23:47,084 --> 01:23:50,209
- Why would I come all the way to Margate
- if I was bullshitting you?
- 1172
- 01:23:50,334 --> 01:23:53,001
- - Because you're greedy.
- - They're lying, Brian.
- 1173
- 01:23:53,667 --> 01:23:54,917
- I know they are,
- 1174
- 01:23:55,042 --> 01:23:59,334
- and I also know that those boxes
- I gave you were all opened.
- 1175
- 01:24:00,917 --> 01:24:05,209
- I warned you what those crooks
- would do if you pulled this off.
- 1176
- 01:24:06,001 --> 01:24:10,376
- You better pray they find you
- before I fucking do.
- 1177
- 01:24:31,209 --> 01:24:33,292
- Excuse me.
- 1178
- 01:27:08,959 --> 01:27:11,709
- - Have you been to Portugal, Grandpa?
- - Oh, yeah, darling. I have.
- 1179
- 01:27:11,834 --> 01:27:13,292
- Yeah, you'll love it.
- 1180
- 01:27:13,417 --> 01:27:14,959
- - Oh, is that for me?
- - Yeah.
- 1181
- 01:27:15,084 --> 01:27:16,251
- Is that my birthday present?
- 1182
- 01:27:16,376 --> 01:27:17,626
- It suits you, Grandpa.
- 1183
- 01:27:19,542 --> 01:27:22,126
- You gonna be all right with the injections
- and everything?
- 1184
- 01:27:22,251 --> 01:27:23,751
- Got someone to do it in your bum?
- 1185
- 01:27:23,876 --> 01:27:25,334
- Who can I get to do it in my bum?
- 1186
- 01:27:25,459 --> 01:27:27,917
- - Kenny'll understand.
- - Kenny's busy.
- 1187
- 01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:29,417
- What's he up to?
- 1188
- 01:27:29,542 --> 01:27:33,126
- Reckons he's done some silly burglary,
- don't he? Over Easter or something.
- 1189
- 01:27:33,251 --> 01:27:35,959
- Well, he's bored, ain't he?
- At his age he's got nothing else to do.
- 1190
- 01:27:37,001 --> 01:27:39,459
- Keeps trying to get me involved.
- Mad bastard.
- 1191
- 01:27:39,584 --> 01:27:42,959
- You keep away from that Kenneth. He's
- up to something. He'll lead you astray.
- 1192
- 01:27:43,084 --> 01:27:45,001
- Can I borrow your house while you're away?
- 1193
- 01:27:45,917 --> 01:27:47,376
- What are you up to?
- 1194
- 01:27:47,667 --> 01:27:49,084
- I'm your father.
- 1195
- 01:27:51,209 --> 01:27:53,292
- I'll pay ya.
- 1196
- 01:28:10,084 --> 01:28:12,709
- - Is that it?
- - There you go. One smelter.
- 1197
- 01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:14,167
- All right, Dan?
- 1198
- 01:28:14,292 --> 01:28:16,334
- Well, seeing I'm the fucking Joey
- on the firm.
- 1199
- 01:28:16,709 --> 01:28:18,626
- Fuck's sake.
- 1200
- 01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:20,876
- - There you go.
- - Right, cheers.
- 1201
- 01:28:22,626 --> 01:28:24,917
- Frankie, I wanna show you something.
- Come here.
- 1202
- 01:28:25,709 --> 01:28:27,084
- Have a look at that.
- 1203
- 01:28:27,584 --> 01:28:29,084
- What's it say?
- 1204
- 01:28:29,584 --> 01:28:32,751
- It says it's small,
- yellow and highly flawed.
- 1205
- 01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:35,501
- What's it worth?
- 1206
- 01:28:35,626 --> 01:28:36,876
- Nah, nothing, mate.
- 1207
- 01:28:37,917 --> 01:28:40,251
- Maybe come back
- when you're serious, yeah?
- 1208
- 01:28:40,376 --> 01:28:41,959
- Fuck.
- 1209
- 01:28:42,917 --> 01:28:44,751
- Well, that's another fucker that knows.
- 1210
- 01:28:45,376 --> 01:28:46,959
- You didn't tell him anything, did ya?
- 1211
- 01:28:47,084 --> 01:28:51,251
- - What kind of arsehole d'you take me for?
- - Just get in the fucking car and drive.
- 1212
- 01:28:51,376 --> 01:28:53,376
- - Someone's tired.
- - Fuck off.
- 1213
- 01:29:24,626 --> 01:29:27,792
- I blame Brian for all these
- negative feelings I've been having.
- 1214
- 01:29:28,459 --> 01:29:31,626
- Have you got negative feelings,
- then, have you, Terence?
- 1215
- 01:29:31,751 --> 01:29:33,792
- Oh, we all do, don't we?
- 1216
- 01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:35,751
- The fear.
- 1217
- 01:29:35,876 --> 01:29:38,334
- The paranoia and the loneliness and that.
- 1218
- 01:29:39,042 --> 01:29:41,751
- Nah, he's insecure.
- 1219
- 01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:47,667
- He's a very insecure,
- undependable human being.
- 1220
- 01:29:48,667 --> 01:29:50,417
- I'm not insecure myself.
- 1221
- 01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:53,667
- But I do wonder why the whole
- entire fucking world is our enemy
- 1222
- 01:29:53,792 --> 01:29:55,917
- and against us all the fucking time.
- 1223
- 01:29:56,042 --> 01:29:57,167
- Sometimes.
- 1224
- 01:30:05,876 --> 01:30:07,959
- Oh, here he comes.
- 1225
- 01:30:08,334 --> 01:30:10,292
- The dog's a better driver than he is.
- 1226
- 01:30:13,084 --> 01:30:14,959
- Fuck me, it's Lewis Hamilton, ain't it?
- 1227
- 01:30:23,667 --> 01:30:25,376
- Terry Perkins is a convicted armed robber
- 1228
- 01:30:25,501 --> 01:30:27,292
- and a bit of a sadist
- when he wants to be.
- 1229
- 01:30:27,417 --> 01:30:30,209
- Collins has a slightly bigger brain
- but he's had two hip replacements,
- 1230
- 01:30:30,334 --> 01:30:31,751
- so he's not going anywhere in a hurry.
- 1231
- 01:30:31,876 --> 01:30:34,042
- But be very careful of Danny Jones.
- 1232
- 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:36,751
- Previous for resisting arrest
- and always happy to mix it up
- 1233
- 01:30:36,876 --> 01:30:38,667
- unless he's completely outnumbered.
- 1234
- 01:30:43,542 --> 01:30:45,334
- Hello, mate.
- 1235
- 01:30:45,459 --> 01:30:47,251
- How are you? Let's have a drink, then.
- 1236
- 01:30:47,376 --> 01:30:50,292
- There are CCTV cameras in pubs now, Billy.
- 1237
- 01:30:50,417 --> 01:30:51,542
- Can't be too careful.
- 1238
- 01:30:51,667 --> 01:30:53,167
- Look, there's one up there, innit?
- 1239
- 01:30:53,292 --> 01:30:54,876
- Your eyesight's better than mine.
- 1240
- 01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:56,834
- - Shit, yeah, let's get on with it.
- - Right.
- 1241
- 01:30:56,959 --> 01:30:59,376
- The real supremo is Brian Reader.
- 1242
- 01:31:00,126 --> 01:31:01,667
- He may seem like a sad old man
- 1243
- 01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:04,667
- but he's capable of severe nastiness
- when he's cornered.
- 1244
- 01:31:05,376 --> 01:31:08,167
- He's implicated
- in the murder of a police officer.
- 1245
- 01:31:09,792 --> 01:31:11,876
- He doesn't like us.
- 1246
- 01:31:13,251 --> 01:31:15,334
- And we don't like him.
- 1247
- 01:31:16,834 --> 01:31:18,334
- There you go.
- 1248
- 01:31:18,459 --> 01:31:20,417
- Yeah, there you go. Right.
- 1249
- 01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:21,917
- - All right, mate.
- - See you, Billy.
- 1250
- 01:31:22,042 --> 01:31:23,876
- I'm gonna have a pint in here, all right?
- 1251
- 01:31:24,209 --> 01:31:26,292
- It's the blind leading the deaf.
- 1252
- 01:31:27,126 --> 01:31:29,376
- - Where's he going?
- - He's going for a drink.
- 1253
- 01:31:29,501 --> 01:31:32,126
- - And a piss.
- - Not necessarily in that order.
- 1254
- 01:31:35,667 --> 01:31:38,042
- What a soppy old cunt.
- 1255
- 01:31:38,792 --> 01:31:42,126
- Banging about in his nutty white jam jar
- 1256
- 01:31:42,917 --> 01:31:46,084
- with that stupid poncey dog.
- 1257
- 01:31:47,751 --> 01:31:50,334
- Yeah, you treacherous pair of slags.
- 1258
- 01:31:51,084 --> 01:31:53,126
- I've got you by the cobblers now.
- 1259
- 01:31:55,667 --> 01:31:58,167
- Surveillance is all over them.
- Armed Response are ready.
- 1260
- 01:31:58,292 --> 01:32:00,417
- I just need to catch them red-handed.
- 1261
- 01:32:35,292 --> 01:32:37,376
- Yours feels a bit light.
- 1262
- 01:32:38,209 --> 01:32:39,626
- So does yours.
- 1263
- 01:32:41,626 --> 01:32:43,251
- How do I know you haven't switched 'em?
- 1264
- 01:32:43,376 --> 01:32:46,376
- Taken all the good big ones out
- and left the little yellow ones in?
- 1265
- 01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:48,417
- How do I know you ain't?
- 1266
- 01:32:53,751 --> 01:32:55,834
- Where the fuck's Kenny?
- 1267
- 01:33:56,001 --> 01:33:58,167
- Here you are.
- 1268
- 01:34:01,667 --> 01:34:03,751
- Took your fucking time, Ken.
- 1269
- 01:34:03,876 --> 01:34:05,459
- Where the fuck you been?
- 1270
- 01:34:06,542 --> 01:34:08,626
- I haven't had a piss since Sunday.
- 1271
- 01:34:11,834 --> 01:34:13,917
- - Fucking old cunt!
- - A bit fucking light.
- 1272
- 01:34:14,042 --> 01:34:15,959
- Are they? Is this everything?
- 1273
- 01:34:16,876 --> 01:34:18,834
- Where's all the big ones?
- 1274
- 01:34:18,959 --> 01:34:21,834
- Where's the fucking big 'uns?
- Where's the big 'uns?
- 1275
- 01:34:23,042 --> 01:34:26,751
- - I reckon he's switched 'em.
- - No, no, no, no, no, no.
- 1276
- 01:34:26,876 --> 01:34:29,042
- I mean, what a cheek. What a cheek.
- 1277
- 01:34:29,167 --> 01:34:31,876
- And severe fucking badness.
- 1278
- 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:34,251
- Such unprof...
- 1279
- 01:34:34,876 --> 01:34:36,917
- Unprofessionalism.
- 1280
- 01:34:37,042 --> 01:34:38,334
- Fuck!
- 1281
- 01:34:39,584 --> 01:34:41,334
- You fucking old thief.
- 1282
- 01:34:41,459 --> 01:34:44,126
- You fucker. You fucker.
- 1283
- 01:34:50,001 --> 01:34:51,126
- What's wrong?
- 1284
- 01:34:53,417 --> 01:34:54,917
- This is Brian's doing.
- 1285
- 01:34:55,209 --> 01:34:57,792
- He's made us all fucking paranoid.
- 1286
- 01:34:57,917 --> 01:35:02,209
- That man, he's so...
- He's so manipulative.
- 1287
- 01:35:13,209 --> 01:35:15,126
- Let's have a look, shall we?
- 1288
- 01:35:15,251 --> 01:35:16,917
- Have a look at the gold.
- 1289
- 01:35:18,084 --> 01:35:20,167
- See what's left.
- 1290
- 01:35:21,417 --> 01:35:22,626
- Yeah?
- 1291
- 01:35:22,751 --> 01:35:24,834
- What you fucking done with it?
- 1292
- 01:35:28,542 --> 01:35:30,626
- Er...
- 1293
- 01:35:31,084 --> 01:35:33,417
- H-Hold on, Danny.
- 1294
- 01:35:36,626 --> 01:35:39,709
- What the fucking fuck are you up to?
- 1295
- 01:35:40,084 --> 01:35:43,001
- The place is crawling with cozzers.
- 1296
- 01:35:43,126 --> 01:35:47,084
- - Oh, fuck. He saw us.
- - What? You think we stitched you up?
- 1297
- 01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:49,959
- No. I think
- you were waiting for me to die.
- 1298
- 01:35:50,084 --> 01:35:52,167
- - Put Terry on.
- - Yeah, here you are.
- 1299
- 01:35:52,292 --> 01:35:54,126
- Er, Terry. Terry.
- 1300
- 01:35:55,334 --> 01:35:59,126
- I'll be under the sod soon enough.
- You know that.
- 1301
- 01:36:00,959 --> 01:36:04,376
- But I will be fucking waiting for you.
- 1302
- 01:36:05,251 --> 01:36:07,417
- And I can wait, Terry.
- 1303
- 01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:09,292
- You know I fucking can.
- 1304
- 01:37:06,292 --> 01:37:07,959
- Fuck. Get...
- 1305
- 01:37:12,876 --> 01:37:14,417
- - Go, go, go, go!
- - Armed police!
- 1306
- 01:37:14,751 --> 01:37:17,251
- Armed police! Stay where you are!
- Don't move!
- 1307
- 01:37:17,376 --> 01:37:18,917
- Stay where you are!
- 1308
- 01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:20,709
- Stay where you are!
- 1309
- 01:37:23,084 --> 01:37:24,126
- Armed police!
- 1310
- 01:37:24,251 --> 01:37:26,667
- Put your hands up. Now! Now!
- 1311
- 01:37:26,792 --> 01:37:28,251
- - Stay where you are.
- - Stay still.
- 1312
- 01:37:28,376 --> 01:37:32,001
- Clear! Clear! Move! Move! Come on.
- 1313
- 01:37:32,126 --> 01:37:34,626
- - Get down.
- - You fucking wanker, get down!
- 1314
- 01:37:34,751 --> 01:37:36,626
- - Get down!
- - Get down now!
- 1315
- 01:37:36,751 --> 01:37:38,417
- - Turn around!
- - Move! Come on!
- 1316
- 01:37:38,542 --> 01:37:39,792
- Move! Move!
- 1317
- 01:37:39,917 --> 01:37:42,001
- Don't even look at me.
- 1318
- 01:37:42,334 --> 01:37:44,417
- - Don't move.
- - You're done now, Jonesy.
- 1319
- 01:37:54,542 --> 01:37:56,626
- Any chance of a cup of tea?
- 1320
- 01:38:17,417 --> 01:38:19,459
- Armed police! Show me your hands!
- 1321
- 01:38:21,042 --> 01:38:23,667
- Keep them in the air.
- Walk slowly towards me.
- 1322
- 01:38:26,792 --> 01:38:29,834
- You do not have to say anything
- but it may harm your defence
- 1323
- 01:38:29,959 --> 01:38:34,251
- if you do not mention when questioned
- something you later rely on in court.
- 1324
- 01:38:44,542 --> 01:38:45,792
- Hands in front of you.
- 1325
- 01:38:47,459 --> 01:38:50,542
- - Hang on.
- - Hang on a minute.
- 1326
- 01:38:50,667 --> 01:38:52,126
- Hey, take it easy, will you?
- 1327
- 01:38:52,251 --> 01:38:54,084
- Oh, God.
- 1328
- 01:38:54,667 --> 01:38:57,876
- I had nothing to do with this business,
- you know?
- 1329
- 01:40:24,584 --> 01:40:26,709
- How old do you think I look, Ken?
- 1330
- 01:40:26,834 --> 01:40:30,251
- I mean, because, you know,
- I don't think I'm that old.
- 1331
- 01:40:30,376 --> 01:40:32,376
- Well, I don't think I'm old.
- 1332
- 01:40:32,501 --> 01:40:35,501
- No-one thinks they're old. Not even
- old people think they're old.
- 1333
- 01:40:36,042 --> 01:40:40,084
- The "old" business, it never works.
- I mean, I've been trying it on for years.
- 1334
- 01:40:40,209 --> 01:40:42,959
- Yeah, you're in trouble if it backfires,
- though.
- 1335
- 01:40:43,084 --> 01:40:47,292
- Yeah, when you're young,
- they egg you on if you're bent.
- 1336
- 01:40:48,584 --> 01:40:50,709
- When you're old, they resent ya.
- 1337
- 01:40:51,084 --> 01:40:54,167
- The older you get, the more dangerous
- you get as far as they're concerned.
- 1338
- 01:40:54,292 --> 01:40:56,417
- I feel 23 inside.
- 1339
- 01:40:56,542 --> 01:40:58,626
- You know, the thing that worries me
- is that they...
- 1340
- 01:40:58,751 --> 01:41:02,459
- - Think you're young?
- - Nah, they think I've still got a future.
- 1341
- 01:41:02,584 --> 01:41:05,084
- Well, that's the one thing
- you don't wanna tell them.
- 1342
- 01:41:05,209 --> 01:41:07,209
- That you've got a future.
- 1343
- 01:41:07,334 --> 01:41:09,334
- None of us have got a future.
- 1344
- 01:41:09,459 --> 01:41:10,917
- That's the point.
- 1345
- 01:41:11,042 --> 01:41:12,626
- You just tell 'em you're dying.
- 1346
- 01:41:12,751 --> 01:41:14,917
- Not far off.
- 1347
- 01:41:15,042 --> 01:41:17,042
- I could work on my limp.
- 1348
- 01:41:17,167 --> 01:41:19,334
- - I've got Crohn's disease.
- - Yeah, you know,
- 1349
- 01:41:19,459 --> 01:41:21,167
- there's diabetes, depression.
- 1350
- 01:41:21,292 --> 01:41:23,542
- Personality disorder's always a good one.
- 1351
- 01:41:24,001 --> 01:41:25,542
- Everybody, list your ailments.
- 1352
- 01:41:25,667 --> 01:41:27,292
- Get certificates.
- 1353
- 01:41:27,417 --> 01:41:29,626
- We want 'em to treat us gently.
- 1354
- 01:41:29,751 --> 01:41:31,501
- No, you fucking don't.
- 1355
- 01:41:31,626 --> 01:41:33,917
- - Why not?
- - Because apart from anything else,
- 1356
- 01:41:34,042 --> 01:41:36,167
- it's too fucking patronising.
- 1357
- 01:41:39,917 --> 01:41:41,167
- - You ready?
- - Yep.
- 1358
- 01:41:42,251 --> 01:41:44,334
- Let's go.
- 1359
- 01:42:09,251 --> 01:42:11,501
- What with all these fucking villains
- running about,
- 1360
- 01:42:11,626 --> 01:42:13,209
- best place for us now is in the boob.
- 1361
- 01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:14,917
- No way.
- 1362
- 01:42:15,042 --> 01:42:17,251
- At my age I'll do anything to avoid jail.
- 1363
- 01:42:17,376 --> 01:42:19,084
- Well, at least you get
- a decent cup of tea.
- 1364
- 01:42:19,209 --> 01:42:21,626
- Yeah, at least you can relax,
- you know, put your feet up.
- 1365
- 01:42:21,751 --> 01:42:23,376
- See a doctor when you need one.
- 1366
- 01:42:23,501 --> 01:42:25,709
- No, no, I can't go through all that again.
- 1367
- 01:42:25,834 --> 01:42:28,167
- - My kids'll kill me.
- - It's my mum I'm worried about.
- 1368
- 01:42:28,292 --> 01:42:30,501
- - She ain't getting any younger.
- - Yeah, well,
- 1369
- 01:42:30,626 --> 01:42:34,001
- my Lyn'll be spinning in her grave
- if I go back inside.
- 1370
- 01:42:34,584 --> 01:42:36,584
- - I promised her.
- - Never told us that.
- 1371
- 01:42:36,709 --> 01:42:38,167
- Well, I never told anyone.
- 1372
- 01:42:38,292 --> 01:42:39,792
- I'm supposed to be going straight.
- 1373
- 01:42:39,917 --> 01:42:43,334
- Yeah, well, prison life gets easier
- as you get older, you know.
- 1374
- 01:42:43,459 --> 01:42:45,126
- Not so many urges.
- 1375
- 01:42:45,251 --> 01:42:47,834
- I don't care about prison life.
- 1376
- 01:42:48,292 --> 01:42:50,042
- It's the afterlife that worries me.
- 1377
- 01:43:38,376 --> 01:43:40,459
- The Man
- 1378
- 01:47:24,334 --> 01:47:26,417
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