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Trick is in hab's office, both dicking around as well as actually getting a ton of work done. This man really can't do taxes for shit.
Parasight knocks on the door
<Trick>: "...Fuck."
<Trick>: "I MEAN COME IN, COME IN!"
Trick disguises himself as Habeus and clamors into the desk seat
Parasight opens the door, and peeks his head in
<Parasight>: Hello?
<Trick>: Helloooo! I'm Mr Honda, you can call me Theo if you'd like!
<Parasight>: Ah, yes, I am Lev Yakimov, I came here for counselling?
Trick is a somewhat short, pudgy ginger, hunched over as is pantomiming Habeus' massive frame
<Trick>: Ah, riiiight. You're new, yes?
<Parasight>: Yes, I am on exchange program, from the school of hard knocks, yes?
Parasight chuckles, revealing his rows upon rows of sharp teeth
Trick laughs with him, pulling up his information on the computer
<Trick>: Right, right. So I'm just gonna ask soem questions to get you all in the system and you should be good to go!
<Parasight>: Alright, sounds good to me
<Trick>: So, first: What are your powers, exactly?
<Parasight>: Well, I can suck, and steal energy from people, and things, and my blue little eyes here help me tell what is best to eat
<Trick>: Aaaah, wonderful! Do you think you'll be needing any special accommodations?
<Parasight>: Nothing too cramped, do not wanting to be waking next to a corpse, ya know?
Parasight laughs
Trick begins takking away on the keyboard
<Parasight>: Question for you?
<Trick>: Hah, I've had my own share of tricky situations. I'm a lawyer, y'know!
<Trick>: Ahahah. Not really. I never want to law school.
<Parasight>: Front desk said you would be taller...and scalier, yes?
Trick 's jovial laughter slowly transforms into a terrified silence
<Trick>: You can...
<Trick>: Ooooooooh fuck.
<Parasight>: Is something the matter?
<Parasight>: You turn into giant lizard, or something?
<Trick>: Yeah, hi, I'm Hebeus' apprentice, sorta. I've been... shadowing him, while he's gone for the day.
<Parasight>: Oh, that is good!
<Trick>: I have illusion powers, and I figured I could try to play his part for more authenticity.
<Parasight>: Ah, sorry, I did not mean to rain on parade
<Trick>: But, uh, this also works. My name is John, for real.
<Parasight>: I knew about your powers already anyways, John
<Parasight>: I have special eyes
<Parasight>: My brand]
<Trick>: Heh, you sly bastard.
<Trick>: Anyways, we should get you all put into the system.
<Trick>: You wanna be an S-Man, Lev?
<Parasight>: S-men?
<Parasight>: What is that?
<Trick>: Yeah! Resident superhero team. You're allowed to help keep crime down in the city and work with the police, put your powers to good use.
<Trick>: You'll see them on the news every now and then.
<Parasight>: Oh, I would like that, To be on tv, sounds fun, yes!
<Trick>: Alright, sweet! Lemme just give you a dorm, and we'll go the Haphazard room to test out your abilities.
<Trick>: Considering your powers, I'm gonna have to give you a solo room. School policy, y'know, about endangering others' during sleeping conditions.
<Parasight>: ...
<Parasight>: I was joking about the sucking thing
<Trick>: ...
<Parasight>: I am not good at the joking voice, am I?
<Trick>: ...Could use a /liiiiiittle/ bit of work. But you'll be fine. Gimme a sec while I look through the available spaces, then...
<Parasight>: Can do!
<Trick>: We haaaave... a room with a little shadow wizard boy who lives here on and off, and another wizard who's usually gone.
<Trick>: Aaaaaand, a room with a reality warper, and an archer.
<Parasight>: Either of them a good looking girl, eh?
Parasight laughs
<Trick>: Uh, no. They're all men's dorms.
<Trick>: Also, I'm putting you in the second one, I hope you like turtles.
<Parasight>: I can dig it!
<Trick>: So, now we're gonna go to the haphazard room to see how your powers work live.
<Trick>: After that I'll finish your paperwork and you'll be free to go.
<Parasight>: Alright!
<Parasight>: What is the room?
<Trick>: I'll show you the way!
Trick timeskips to them being in the Haphazard Room
<Trick>: Aaaand we're here!
<Parasight>: That was fast!
Trick goes over to the console and summons a few things. A building, some people, a brick wall, some birds
<Trick>: So, uh... tell me what you're seeing with your eyes, about these things?
<Trick>: That a normal person would not be seeing.
<Parasight>: Well, people are 17 gigacalories each, and the birds, are 5 gigacalories. The Wall has structural weakpoints, there, there, and there. Very good energy, yes
<Trick>: Interesting. The people and birds aren't real, feel free to... parasite, off of them.
<Parasight>: Ah, yes, electrical energy is alright, but not as good as real thing
<Trick>: Also try... punching things. Or doing anything a notable person can't do.
Parasight walks over to the bird, and grabs at it
<Trick>: A *normal person]
<Parasight>: Do I go full, or partial?
<Trick>: There's birds everywhere, knock yourself out.
<Parasight>: alright...
Parasight looks back to the bird
<Parasight>: Sorry Little burd
<Trick>: Also, feel free to ask me to summon anything you can demonstrate your abilities with.
<Trick>: Certain locations, or types of objects, whatever.
Parasight concentrates, as he begins to siphon the energy out of the bird, at full voume, turning it into a withered husk
<Parasight>: Mmmmmmm
<Parasight>: That is good
<Parasight>: Should keep me good until dinner
Trick nods
<Trick>: So you can siphon off of energy sources?
<Parasight>: Of all kinds, human, animal, plants, electrical, and, most importantly, sexual energy
Parasight laughs
<Trick>: Hilarious. Lemme give you some to demonstrate with.
<Doppler>: ["bring in the holographic hookers"]
Trick creates a large oak tree, a generator, and a mutant with the ability to create pencils with their mind
<Trick>: Can you put these different energies to use?
<Parasight>: Put to use?
<Parasight>: Well, I could eat tree, and, help a little, machine will give me a pick me up, like energy drink, but, pencil neck over there...
<Parasight>: Let me try
<Trick>: Y'know, like... if you were to take in a ton of electrical energy, could you zap someone?
Parasight walks over, and grabs at the mutant, sticxking his black claws into his face, and concentrates
<Parasight>: So, now this
Parasight lets go, and begins to summon pencils with his mind
Trick tries to remember he's dealing with a good guy here
<Trick>: Huh. Neat.
Trick dispels all the hardlight constructs
<Parasight>: Yes, but, I show neater. This man's name, is Andy Verdun, yes?
<Trick>: Uh, it was randomly generated, but probably.
<Parasight>: Well, I get some brain stuff up here too, but, best thing I can do
<Parasight>: You can make thing appear, yes?
<Trick>: Illusions, yeah.
<Parasight>: Summon Sword?
<Trick>: ...What?
<Parasight>: Watch, summon sword!
<Trick>: A real one or an illusion one?
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<Parasight>: Real, I can handle real
Trick presses a few buttons and a broadsword plops on the ground next to Parasight
<Parasight>: are you ready?
<Parasight>: This is big show stopper back home!
Parasight picks up the sword
<Trick>: Ready when you are, you know my powers.
Parasight raises it above his head, and begins to lower it down his throat, slowly
Trick watches
Parasight lets go of the sword, and does a full circle around, before pulling out the sword
<Parasight>: Ta dah!
Parasight bows, wiping the sword on his tracksuit
<Trick>: ...Right.
<Parasight>: Is big trick back home, got many applause!
<Trick>: Hah, I can see why.
<Trick>: So, if we're done here, I think I can get your paperwork done and you can go meet your roommates.
<Parasight>: Alright, you need anymore questions?
Trick shrugs
<Doppler>: [usually background checking]
<Doppler>: [hint hint]
<Trick>: Uh... background check?
<Trick>: [I assumed most schools had that on record]
<Doppler>: [always helps to hear first haaaaand]
<Parasight>: Oh, you wish to know history little old me?
<Parasight>: It's how hab does it, Trick ]
<Parasight>: get ta know the kids first hand]
<Parasight>: Ya gotta step it up, hab is on a family day break[
<Trick>: Sure. Get to know you firsthand, and all the jazz.
<Parasight>: one of em strange canaidna holidays]
<Parasight>: Whatcha wanna know?
<Parasight>: Can you make chair?
<Trick>: ...Sure.
Trick presses a button and a replica of hab's office is created in the room
Trick goes back to the desk
Parasight sits down on the chair
<Parasight>: So, ask away?
<Parasight>: Just, talk, I guess?
<Trick>: Where are you from?
<Parasight>: Oh, I am from the Circus!
<Trick>: Oh?
<Parasight>: Yes, I have been in circus ever since I was born
<Parasight>: and so have my parents, and parent's parents, and parent's parent's parents, and so
Trick pulls out a bowl of candy
<Parasight>: Oh, delicious!
Parasight grabs a handful, and pops them in his mouth
<Parasight>: So, we travel a lot, cannot give definite answerr
<Trick>: Ah, that's fine. So, do you have any hobbies?
<Parasight>: Well, aside from swallowing swords, I like to swallow, and make the foods
<Parasight>: And, I do enjoy being ahtletic
<Trick>: Aaaah, I see.
<Parasight>: Aaaaaaaaand, I do enjoy the drinking, but, I am too young in the U S of A, yes?
<Trick>: Hah, aren't we all.
<Parasight>: Oh, and reading, could not get enough back home, too heavy to carry many books on road
<Parasight>: but, yeah
<Parasight>: That is about it
<Trick>: We have a library here at the school! It's full of interesting, rare books
<Trick>: And, uh
Trick takes a slip of paper out of his pocket and writes down an address
<Trick>: here's a bar that doesn't card, in town
<Parasight>: Oh ho ho
Parasight pulls out a badge]
<Parasight>: underaged drinking is a crime, sir. You're going to jail]
Trick murders Parasight right then and there]
<Parasight>: I do enjoy that, yes
Parasight pockets the address
<Trick>: Well, that's all I have on the agenda. If you wanna talk, you can go to any of the guidance counselors at any time.
<Parasight>: Alright, thank you, Mister John
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Trick stands up and throws a book at the console, successfully turning the constructs all off
<Trick>: See you 'round, Lev
Trick takes his leave
<Parasight>: Can do!
Parasight takes his Lev
<Trick>: [I hate you]
<Parasight>: : D]
Trick later fills out all the paperwork and thanks god he even got through that without somehow getting suspended
<Trick>: [GOOD END]
<Parasight>: why was he there in the first place again?]
Trick works in mysterious ways]
<Parasight>: got logs?]
<Trick>: ahaha nope]