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- UPSTATE NEW YORK 1974
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- <i>♪ Said the night wind
- to the little lamb ♪</i>
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- 00:00:53,601 --> 00:00:56,284
- <i>♪ Do you see what I see? ♪</i>
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- DON'T COUNT ON IT
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- Thad, I said no toys
- at Grandfather's.
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- 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,985
- But it's Christmas.
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- Stop it!
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- 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:11,170
- - Hey! Dad!
- - Hey!
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- 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:14,926
- Thad, you can't go crying
- to other people all the time.
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- 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:18,824
- A man needs to know when
- to stand up for himself.
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- 00:01:19,494 --> 00:01:21,827
- Dear Magic-isn't-real Ball,
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- 00:01:22,154 --> 00:01:24,155
- will Thad ever be a man?
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- 00:01:27,971 --> 00:01:29,090
- Ouch.
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- 00:01:29,207 --> 00:01:31,224
- Outlook not so good.
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- 00:01:43,205 --> 00:01:44,761
- You broke it.
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- 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:47,374
- Dad?
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- 00:01:48,288 --> 00:01:49,304
- Sid?
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- 00:01:54,094 --> 00:01:55,316
- Someone help me!
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- Help!
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- 00:02:26,759 --> 00:02:27,783
- Hello?
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- 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,878
- Thaddeus Sivana.
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- 00:03:23,778 --> 00:03:25,127
- Who are you?
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- 00:03:26,134 --> 00:03:27,419
- How do you know my name?
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- 00:03:27,471 --> 00:03:30,606
- I am the last of the
- consul of wizards.
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- Sworn to protect realms
- from the Seven Deadly Sins.
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- For years have passed
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- and I have grown weak.
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- 00:03:44,809 --> 00:03:49,111
- That is why I seek a
- champion to inherit my magic.
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- 00:03:49,519 --> 00:03:52,210
- You want me to do magic?
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- With this,
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- all of my powers
- will become yours.
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- 00:04:03,812 --> 00:04:05,289
- But first,
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- 00:04:06,233 --> 00:04:09,106
- you must demonstrate that
- you're pure of heart
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- 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,093
- and strong in spirit.
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- 00:04:14,195 --> 00:04:16,369
- He lies.
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- Don't be his champion.
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- We can give you power.
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- 00:04:25,202 --> 00:04:27,678
- Search the eye.
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- Your father thinks you're weak.
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- Show him your power.
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- No!
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- What happened?
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- Only the purest of hearts
- can resist their temptations.
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- 00:05:02,429 --> 00:05:05,468
- But you,
- you will never be worthy.
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- 00:05:10,482 --> 00:05:12,681
- <i>♪ Do you know what I know? ♪</i>
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- 00:05:13,924 --> 00:05:15,073
- Wait.
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- I've telling you, I swear!
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- Put me back in!
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- - Put me back in!
- - Thad!
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- 00:05:21,072 --> 00:05:22,255
- Calm down.
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- 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,115
- Hey! I'm gonna kill you,
- you little punk!
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- Thad...
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- I... I was just there.
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- This man... this wizard...
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- He took me to a castle and...
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- Stop. Stop. Stop it!
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- 00:05:51,497 --> 00:05:54,608
- You miserable, whiny, little shit!
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- 00:05:54,785 --> 00:05:58,015
- You coulda killed us!
- Do you understand that?
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- <i>♪ Said the king to the
- people everywhere ♪</i>
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- 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,096
- <i>♪ Listen to what I say! ♪</i>
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- 00:06:13,499 --> 00:06:16,657
- <i>♪ He will bring us ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Goodness and light! ♪</i>
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- Dad?
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- Dad!
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- Dad?
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- You're okay.
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- You're gonna be okay.
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- You did this.
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- You did this!
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- No. Dad...
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- FIND US
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- Your magic grows weak.
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- 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:50,161
- Soon you won't be
- able to contain us.
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- 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,124
- Seeking spells!
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- Find me one soul who's worthy!
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- No matter how long it takes.
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- PHILADELPHIA PRESENT DAY
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- <i>♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪</i>
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- 00:08:28,356 --> 00:08:29,356
- <i>♪ Hey! ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
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- 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,548
- <i>♪ All my life, I've said
- I've said it ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ I'm gonna be one of the greats ♪</i>
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- 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:37,087
- <i>♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪</i>
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- Holy moley!
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- 00:08:48,022 --> 00:08:49,426
- The boys in blue!
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- 00:08:49,484 --> 00:08:51,254
- I'm sure glad to see you.
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- 00:08:51,304 --> 00:08:53,138
- I called as soon as I saw.
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- They're in there.
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- You stay here.
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- Police!
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- 00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:04,615
- I saw 'em hide back in there.
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- - Police, comin' in!
- - Police!
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- 00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:16,623
- - There's nobody here. It's a closet.
- - What do you mean?
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- You really bought that, huh?
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- 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,077
- <i>♪ Oh, it's the real thing ♪</i>
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- Hey, no, no, no!
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- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- Open this up right now, kid!
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- That's a federal offense, kid!
- You can't do that!
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- 00:09:31,276 --> 00:09:32,581
- Don't go in that car.
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- Come on, open the door, please.
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- Please, please, come on!
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- Open this door, right now!
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- Come on!
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- Very good, very funny.
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- Very funny. That's great.
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- That's hilarious, yeah.
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- Uh, dispatch, we need backup
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- at the Lower One
- shopping center, please.
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- Dispatch, cancel that request.
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- 00:09:56,256 --> 00:09:58,495
- Some kid stole our walkie-talkies.
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- <i>"Walkie-talkies"?
- How old are you?</i>
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- No, no, no, no.
- That's my lunch, kid!
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- 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:18,066
- Miss Batson, I, uh...
- I-I've been looking for you.
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- Ugh... No. Gosh.
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- It's me, it's Billy.
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- Ugh... okay.
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- I want the tiger.
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- I know, honey, I know.
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- 00:10:42,102 --> 00:10:44,855
- But Mom's not exactly
- going pro here.
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- We got one!
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- 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,508
- But I wanted a tiger!
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- 00:10:53,571 --> 00:10:56,317
- Oh, but this is the real prize, baby.
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- See?
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- You can use that
- your whole life.
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- You'll always find your way.
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- I can't find my way.
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- 00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,238
- Mom?
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- Mom!
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- Mom!
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- 00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:52,047
- Hey.
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- Who are you with, bud?
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- 00:11:56,021 --> 00:11:57,974
- Yeah, he says it's Billy Batson.
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- 00:11:59,703 --> 00:12:00,941
- Don't worry, kid.
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- 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,496
- I'm sure she'll come looking
- before too long, okay?
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- 00:12:03,712 --> 00:12:04,907
- They always do.
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- 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:16,105
- Mom, I'm home.
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- 00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:50,833
- Yes?
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- 00:12:51,678 --> 00:12:52,908
- Yeah, uh...
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- 00:12:53,084 --> 00:12:55,576
- Is this Rachel Batson?
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- Who's asking?
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- 00:12:57,021 --> 00:12:58,148
- Um...
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- 00:12:58,229 --> 00:12:59,711
- Yeah, see, the thing is...
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- 00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,058
- I think you're my mom.
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- 00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:08,152
- You sure about that?
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- 00:13:11,098 --> 00:13:12,757
- Sorry to bother you.
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- 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:20,275
- You just had to take
- my lunch, huh?
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- 00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,244
- You save me any fries?
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- 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:24,634
- Foster home in Pittsburgh
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- 00:13:24,659 --> 00:13:26,944
- reported you missing
- two weeks ago.
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- 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,725
- You sending me back?
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- 00:13:28,912 --> 00:13:30,039
- No.
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- 00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:32,162
- They don't want you.
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- 00:13:32,548 --> 00:13:33,556
- Harsh.
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- You laugh,
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- 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,174
- but you've run from foster homes
- in six counties, Mr. Batson.
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- 00:13:38,911 --> 00:13:42,651
- From good people...
- who want you,
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- 00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,976
- all in pursuit of someone
- who arguably does not.
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- 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,758
- It's time someone
- looked you in the eye
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- 00:13:49,782 --> 00:13:51,337
- and told it to you straight.
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- 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,391
- I don't need parents to
- play make-believe with.
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- 00:13:54,662 --> 00:13:55,828
- I got a mom.
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- Yes.
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- 00:13:57,368 --> 00:13:58,828
- You're some detective.
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- 73 Batsons,
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- between the ages of 28-40,
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- and you've crossed out every one.
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- 00:14:04,946 --> 00:14:06,494
- She's still out there.
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- 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:08,002
- I know it.
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- 00:14:16,547 --> 00:14:19,286
- There's a couple outside,
- Mr. Batson.
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- 00:14:19,388 --> 00:14:21,078
- They run a group home.
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- I can take care of myself.
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- When you're 18.
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- 00:14:25,794 --> 00:14:27,079
- Until then,
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- I won't have you
- living on the streets
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- 00:14:28,469 --> 00:14:31,182
- looking for someone
- who never looked for you.
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- 00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:33,695
- Give these people a chance.
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- 00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:35,852
- 'Cause that's what
- they're giving you.
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- 00:14:36,717 --> 00:14:38,114
- You're out of options.
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- 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,523
- All right, let's get the spiel.
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- Just stay with me and Rosa,
- we get it.
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- 00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:54,095
- We were foster kids
- back in the day.
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- 00:14:54,175 --> 00:14:55,548
- Ooh, back in the dark ages.
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- 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:56,809
- Girl!
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- 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,110
- I'm young at heart.
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- 00:14:58,361 --> 00:14:59,705
- Got my finger on the pulse.
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- 00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:02,743
- Yeah, that's a reference to his
- blood pressure because he's old.
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- 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,280
- Billy, do you have
- any food allergies?
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- 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,103
- Oh, wish you did.
- Darla's cookin'.
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- 00:15:06,144 --> 00:15:07,569
- - Oy, guerito!
- - What?
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- 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:12,052
- We know how overwhelming
- it can all be.
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- New house, new faces.
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- All up in your face.
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- 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,811
- Just...
- take it at your own speed.
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- 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,141
- Hello?
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- 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,688
- We're home!
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- 00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:36,814
- That's what happens
- when you suck!
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- 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,842
- So much for the welcome party.
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- 00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:43,003
- Yeah, that thing growing out
- of the couch would be Eugene.
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- 00:15:43,536 --> 00:15:44,806
- Is that him?
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- 00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,498
- Oh, my gosh! Billy!
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- 00:15:46,569 --> 00:15:47,990
- Whoa, slow down, slow down!
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- 00:15:48,143 --> 00:15:49,326
- Welcome home!
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- 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,238
- - And that's Darla.
- - I'm Darla.
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- 00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:52,277
- Big hugger.
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- 00:15:52,302 --> 00:15:53,315
- I noticed.
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- 00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:55,535
- Die! Die! Die!
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- 00:15:55,825 --> 00:15:57,927
- He doesn't mean that.
- It's the game.
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- 00:16:00,241 --> 00:16:01,373
- Hey.
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- 00:16:01,405 --> 00:16:03,272
- No sodas after dark, remember?
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- 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,845
- Whoa. When did it get dark?
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- 00:16:05,903 --> 00:16:08,443
- Oh, the poster. I made you one.
- Come look!
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- 00:16:08,865 --> 00:16:11,088
- Oh, no!
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- 00:16:11,217 --> 00:16:13,569
- Sorry, Pedro must've been
- working out.
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- 00:16:13,775 --> 00:16:15,875
- He was supposed to be at school.
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- 00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:18,385
- Oh.
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- 00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:19,673
- Here.
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- 00:16:20,976 --> 00:16:21,976
- Yes.
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- 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,285
- Exactly why your Math Department
- is so uniquely suited for me.
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- 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:28,277
- I can't, I can't even...
- with Eugene right now.
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- 00:16:28,444 --> 00:16:30,031
- Sorry. Mary. Hi.
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- College interview.
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- 00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:33,629
- - I'm Billy.
- - What am I most excited about?
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- 00:16:33,844 --> 00:16:34,852
- Oh.
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- 00:16:34,924 --> 00:16:37,805
- What a great question.
- I was hoping you'd ask.
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- 00:16:40,015 --> 00:16:42,674
- Mention you're a foster kid.
- Colleges eat that up.
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- 00:16:43,194 --> 00:16:45,051
- What I'm most excited about
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- is the campus experience.
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- 00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:48,449
- As a foster child,
- I'm a big believer
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- in finding family and
- friends in the most
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- 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:52,347
- unlikely of places.
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- 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:57,329
- Oh, I'm gonna miss
- that girl so much!
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- 00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,195
- It's Caltech,
- it's a very prestigious school.
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- 00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:01,204
- And also all the way
- in California.
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- 00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:03,445
- But we don't have to talk
- about that right now.
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- 00:17:03,509 --> 00:17:05,160
- It's a tough subject for me.
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- 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,447
- Do you like vegan food?
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- 00:17:06,494 --> 00:17:08,344
- - Mm-mm.
- - 'Cause, see, I love animals.
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- 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,064
- Oh, no! The tofurkey!
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- 00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:14,055
- Oh, no, we may have
- to eat a real turkey!
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- 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,792
- - Is that?
- - It's okay. Come, I'll show you your room.
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- 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:19,782
- It's a bit of a madhouse,
- I know, but,
- 244
- 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:21,098
- it's fun!
- 245
- 00:17:23,188 --> 00:17:24,251
- Watch the bumps there.
- 246
- 00:17:24,307 --> 00:17:26,688
- Pedro, mi amor, hola.
- 247
- 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:27,865
- Say hi to Billy.
- 248
- 00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:32,201
- Don't take it personally.
- He's like that with everyone.
- 249
- 00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:37,335
- Freddy.
- 250
- 00:17:38,461 --> 00:17:39,969
- This is Billy Batson.
- 251
- 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,789
- Make sure you make him
- feel at home, okay?
- 252
- 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,744
- Maybe don't say anything
- too weird?
- 253
- 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,013
- Oh, one weird thing is
- 254
- 00:17:46,038 --> 00:17:48,632
- you know the Romans used to
- brush their teeth with their urine?
- 255
- 00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:52,242
- Apparently, it-it works.
- 256
- 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,243
- Yup, um...
- 257
- 00:18:03,217 --> 00:18:05,351
- Oh, it's, uh...
- it's a long way down.
- 258
- 00:18:05,590 --> 00:18:08,240
- Trust me, I speak from experience.
- 259
- 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:13,286
- Victor pushed me.
- 260
- 00:18:13,817 --> 00:18:16,388
- They seem nice,
- but don't buy it.
- 261
- 00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:19,632
- It gets real Game of Thrones
- around here.
- 262
- 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,223
- What?
- 263
- 00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:25,939
- Dude, I'm... just messin' around.
- 264
- 00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:28,581
- It's um, it's terminal cancer, I...
- 265
- 00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:30,505
- I have three months.
- 266
- 00:18:31,752 --> 00:18:33,124
- Kidding, again!
- 267
- 00:18:33,149 --> 00:18:34,671
- You look at me and you're, like,
- "Why so dark?"
- 268
- 00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:37,147
- "You're a disabled foster kid,
- you've got it all." Right?
- 269
- 00:18:39,139 --> 00:18:41,806
- Oh, yeah, that's the, uh,
- the old batarang.
- 270
- 00:18:42,031 --> 00:18:43,618
- I mean, it's a replica, but...
- 271
- 00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,110
- Feel how sharp.
- 272
- 00:18:45,411 --> 00:18:47,230
- Could kill you in your sleep
- with that thing.
- 273
- 00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:49,827
- You ever a Supes guy?
- 274
- 00:18:50,317 --> 00:18:51,528
- Yeah, me too.
- 275
- 00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,194
- Behold, the holy grail.
- 276
- 00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,833
- One nine millimeter round
- shot at Superman himself.
- 277
- 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:58,023
- It's legit.
- 278
- 00:18:58,074 --> 00:19:00,789
- Probably worth, I dunno,
- $5-600, maybe more.
- 279
- 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:02,567
- What's in the bag?
- 280
- 00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:03,884
- Hey.
- 281
- 00:19:03,908 --> 00:19:06,202
- Hey, it's all good.
- It's good to maintain boundaries.
- 282
- 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,557
- You don't got to
- talk so much, you know.
- 283
- 00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:13,611
- I mean, this place is great.
- You're gonna love it.
- 284
- 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,127
- Dinner!
- 285
- 00:19:46,358 --> 00:19:48,088
- All hands on deck!
- 286
- 00:19:50,271 --> 00:19:51,446
- Sweet.
- 287
- 00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,112
- Thank you for this family.
- 288
- 00:19:53,162 --> 00:19:54,734
- Thank you for this day.
- 289
- 00:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,471
- Thank you for this food.
- 290
- 00:19:56,531 --> 00:19:58,333
- Even if it's not steak fillet.
- 291
- 00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:04,460
- Big school. 2,000 students,
- you might think,
- 292
- 00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:06,079
- "Wow, so many strangers."
- 293
- 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,716
- But not if you think of them as
- 294
- 00:20:07,757 --> 00:20:09,272
- possible for each friend then,
- 295
- 00:20:09,321 --> 00:20:10,809
- "Oh, so many friends."
- 296
- 00:20:11,259 --> 00:20:14,108
- The principal, her name's
- Shirley. She's the best.
- 297
- 00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:15,466
- Next.
- 298
- 00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,143
- This is our security scanner.
- 299
- 00:20:18,168 --> 00:20:20,310
- Like in an airport.
- It's totally safe.
- 300
- 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:21,985
- I know what it is.
- 301
- 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,820
- Does she always do this?
- 302
- 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,832
- Silence makes me uncomfortable.
- 303
- 00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:29,240
- She's almost never uncomfortable.
- 304
- 00:20:31,812 --> 00:20:33,447
- Have a good first day,
- big brother.
- 305
- 00:20:33,501 --> 00:20:35,454
- Look, you don't have
- to hug me all the time.
- 306
- 00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:37,899
- We're not actually
- brother and sister, so.
- 307
- 00:20:39,663 --> 00:20:41,004
- I'm sorry.
- 308
- 00:20:44,402 --> 00:20:46,521
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 309
- 00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:48,426
- I-I didn't mean to make her...
- 310
- 00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:53,784
- <i>I was overwhelmed, honestly.</i>
- 311
- 00:20:55,494 --> 00:20:58,391
- <i>He said I must be pure of heart.</i>
- 312
- 00:20:58,566 --> 00:21:01,249
- <i>He called himself a wizard.</i>
- 313
- 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,984
- <i>Just like a...</i>
- 314
- 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,777
- <i>a wizard from Harry Potter, some...</i>
- 315
- 00:21:06,924 --> 00:21:09,901
- <i>But y-you're saying that other
- people have experienced this?</i>
- 316
- 00:21:09,951 --> 00:21:11,435
- In a sense, yes.
- 317
- 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:14,181
- Do you remember
- what he said to you?
- 318
- 00:21:14,450 --> 00:21:16,394
- <i>He tested me.</i>
- 319
- 00:21:17,096 --> 00:21:19,691
- <i>There were these statues.</i>
- 320
- 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,853
- <i>Their eyes, it's like
- they were looking at me,</i>
- 321
- 00:21:21,892 --> 00:21:23,681
- <i>making me think things.</i>
- 322
- 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:25,340
- <i>Like, horrible things.</i>
- 323
- 00:21:25,668 --> 00:21:28,112
- And do these approximate
- what you saw?
- 324
- 00:21:29,558 --> 00:21:32,773
- <i>Yes. That's exactly
- how I remember it.</i>
- 325
- 00:21:33,055 --> 00:21:35,156
- <i>I-I don't understand.
- How do you know...?</i>
- 326
- 00:21:35,197 --> 00:21:37,158
- Recurring imagery has
- proven very common
- 327
- 00:21:37,183 --> 00:21:39,155
- in cases of mass hysteria.
- 328
- 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:40,630
- <i>"Mass hysteria"?</i>
- 329
- 00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:41,740
- I know.
- 330
- 00:21:41,764 --> 00:21:43,582
- The term's a bit theatrical.
- 331
- 00:21:43,607 --> 00:21:45,966
- But take UFO sightings,
- for example.
- 332
- 00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:48,438
- Lights in the sky,
- flying saucers.
- 333
- 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:51,851
- Isolated incidents of people
- who do not know each other...
- 334
- 00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,164
- Symbols.
- 335
- 00:21:57,114 --> 00:21:58,676
- Ask her about the symbols.
- 336
- 00:21:59,725 --> 00:22:01,431
- Sorry, Ms. Kwan.
- 337
- 00:22:01,582 --> 00:22:04,225
- But as an example of
- recurring imagery,
- 338
- 00:22:04,389 --> 00:22:06,237
- maybe you recall seeing
- 339
- 00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:09,000
- these symbols before
- the alleged abduction?
- 340
- 00:22:09,798 --> 00:22:12,219
- <i>Don't remember any symbols, no.</i>
- 341
- 00:22:12,530 --> 00:22:16,244
- <i>I think I caught it on video.
- There was something, um...</i>
- 342
- 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,935
- <i>I remember the numbers on
- my alarm clock, they kept</i>
- 343
- 00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:20,942
- <i>shifting.</i>
- 344
- 00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:22,048
- Video?
- 345
- 00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:25,491
- Show me the video.
- 346
- 00:22:25,736 --> 00:22:28,395
- Uh, Ms. Kwan,
- this is Dr. Sivana.
- 347
- 00:22:28,589 --> 00:22:31,470
- <i>Um, one moment, I can send it.</i>
- 348
- 00:22:32,749 --> 00:22:33,749
- <i>Hello?</i>
- 349
- 00:22:34,445 --> 00:22:36,595
- <i>Oh, my God! Who's there?</i>
- 350
- 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,511
- <i>Hello?</i>
- 351
- 00:22:38,536 --> 00:22:40,568
- <i>What's going on?
- What's happening?</i>
- 352
- 00:22:42,136 --> 00:22:44,255
- <i>I'm-I'm going
- to call the police.</i>
- 353
- 00:22:45,645 --> 00:22:48,248
- <i>Then this blinding light
- all around me.</i>
- 354
- 00:22:48,406 --> 00:22:51,231
- <i>And I felt like I was
- getting pulled down...</i>
- 355
- 00:22:51,314 --> 00:22:54,220
- <i>Like a temple
- carved inside a mountain...</i>
- 356
- 00:22:54,296 --> 00:22:57,195
- <i>Exactly what you'd expect from
- a guy who call himself a wizard.</i>
- 357
- 00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:59,528
- <i>Brought there to save the world.</i>
- 358
- 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,469
- Dr. Sivana!
- 359
- 00:23:04,035 --> 00:23:06,693
- I appreciate your enthusiasm.
- 360
- 00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,178
- But you're funding my project.
- 361
- 00:23:09,202 --> 00:23:12,196
- And when I'm interviewing,
- I don't wanna be interrupted.
- 362
- 00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:14,484
- 56 reported abductions.
- 363
- 00:23:14,509 --> 00:23:16,367
- - I never saw it.
- - Saw what?
- 364
- 00:23:32,148 --> 00:23:33,854
- Doctor, what is all this?
- 365
- 00:23:34,375 --> 00:23:36,438
- All these years...
- 366
- 00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:39,944
- I was convinced
- 367
- 00:23:40,004 --> 00:23:42,619
- I had the incorrect sequence.
- 368
- 00:23:42,674 --> 00:23:44,261
- Or perhaps...
- 369
- 00:23:44,419 --> 00:23:47,935
- the wrong symbols
- to open the door.
- 370
- 00:23:49,147 --> 00:23:51,567
- But on that woman's alarm clock,
- 371
- 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,316
- the seven symbols.
- 372
- 00:23:55,064 --> 00:23:56,842
- The sequence
- 373
- 00:23:57,278 --> 00:23:58,945
- repeating itself
- 374
- 00:23:59,476 --> 00:24:01,222
- seven times.
- 375
- 00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:04,266
- That's the difference.
- 376
- 00:24:04,316 --> 00:24:06,117
- Is this some sort of joke?
- 377
- 00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:08,013
- It may seem that way to you.
- 378
- 00:24:08,326 --> 00:24:10,620
- Because we're not, in actuality,
- 379
- 00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:12,573
- studying mass hysteria.
- 380
- 00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:14,724
- What all these people have seen,
- 381
- 00:24:15,363 --> 00:24:17,395
- every single one of them,
- 382
- 00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:19,196
- is absolutely real.
- 383
- 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:22,231
- An alarm clock malfunctions,
- 384
- 00:24:22,256 --> 00:24:25,304
- and your first thought is
- it's proof of a wizard?
- 385
- 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:27,562
- Come on, Dr. Sivana.
- 386
- 00:24:27,592 --> 00:24:30,060
- You can't believe
- any of this is real.
- 387
- 00:24:43,008 --> 00:24:44,412
- Why, yes.
- 388
- 00:24:50,351 --> 00:24:51,549
- Yes, I do.
- 389
- 00:25:30,309 --> 00:25:32,915
- I've been waiting
- for this moment
- 390
- 00:25:33,010 --> 00:25:34,319
- for so long.
- 391
- 00:25:36,191 --> 00:25:37,628
- And now, here we are.
- 392
- 00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,144
- You don't remember me, do you?
- 393
- 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:48,896
- I remember you.
- 394
- 00:25:50,294 --> 00:25:51,858
- You were a boy.
- 395
- 00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,104
- Now, you dare intrude
- in my kingdom.
- 396
- 00:25:54,128 --> 00:25:56,071
- Do you know what it's like
- for a child to be told,
- 397
- 00:25:56,095 --> 00:25:57,968
- "You'll never be good enough"?
- 398
- 00:25:58,046 --> 00:25:59,372
- No, you don't.
- 399
- 00:25:59,996 --> 00:26:02,345
- What you said to me
- all those years ago
- 400
- 00:26:02,451 --> 00:26:04,880
- made me realize
- who I really was.
- 401
- 00:26:04,983 --> 00:26:06,674
- And you know something?
- 402
- 00:26:09,138 --> 00:26:10,979
- I am not pure of heart.
- 403
- 00:26:11,502 --> 00:26:16,335
- The wizard is too weak
- to stop us.
- 404
- 00:26:18,820 --> 00:26:19,883
- No.
- 405
- 00:26:20,216 --> 00:26:21,272
- No!
- 406
- 00:26:30,231 --> 00:26:33,509
- You never found your champion.
- 407
- 00:26:34,324 --> 00:26:37,665
- But we found ours.
- 408
- 00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:56,176
- You are the true champion.
- 409
- 00:27:27,964 --> 00:27:29,282
- They're using you.
- 410
- 00:27:29,686 --> 00:27:31,948
- You're nothing to them
- but a means of escape.
- 411
- 00:27:38,455 --> 00:27:41,972
- Through you, they'll spread the
- poison to everything they touch!
- 412
- 00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:45,004
- Make mankind turn into them.
- 413
- 00:27:46,026 --> 00:27:48,326
- You seek a pure soul, old man.
- 414
- 00:27:48,674 --> 00:27:50,305
- But no one's worthy.
- 415
- 00:28:00,703 --> 00:28:02,362
- Flight or invisibility?
- 416
- 00:28:03,416 --> 00:28:04,908
- If you could have
- one superpower,
- 417
- 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:06,662
- flight or invisibility,
- what would you pick?
- 418
- 00:28:07,004 --> 00:28:09,996
- Everybody chooses flight.
- You know why?
- 419
- 00:28:10,078 --> 00:28:11,808
- So they can fly away
- from this conversation?
- 420
- 00:28:11,851 --> 00:28:13,144
- No, 'cause heroes fly.
- 421
- 00:28:13,177 --> 00:28:15,202
- Who doesn't want people to
- think they're a hero, right?
- 422
- 00:28:15,226 --> 00:28:18,599
- But-But invisibility, no way,
- I mean, that's perfect.
- 423
- 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:20,651
- Spying around on people who
- don't even know you're there.
- 424
- 00:28:20,675 --> 00:28:21,816
- Sneaking around everywhere.
- 425
- 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,517
- It's a total villain power, right?
- 426
- 00:28:30,613 --> 00:28:32,486
- Then they did this study,
- and this is a real thing.
- 427
- 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:33,686
- They asked people
- the same question,
- 428
- 00:28:33,710 --> 00:28:35,242
- You know, what power
- do you want? But this time,
- 429
- 00:28:35,266 --> 00:28:36,866
- they made it so the
- answers were anonymous.
- 430
- 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:38,930
- And-And most people, since
- they knew that it was secret,
- 431
- 00:28:38,954 --> 00:28:40,120
- said invisibility.
- 432
- 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,341
- And I think that's
- 'cause most people
- 433
- 00:28:41,365 --> 00:28:43,889
- don't feel like heroes
- on the inside, deep down.
- 434
- 00:28:44,067 --> 00:28:45,384
- You're gonna run away.
- 435
- 00:28:46,323 --> 00:28:48,235
- I mean, you stole my
- Superman bullet.
- 436
- 00:28:48,755 --> 00:28:50,644
- Dude, I get it, I get it.
- 437
- 00:28:50,754 --> 00:28:52,457
- You've been screwed over
- way too many times.
- 438
- 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,759
- You don't trust anyone.
- 439
- 00:28:54,075 --> 00:28:56,122
- But that's the thing
- about invisibility.
- 440
- 00:28:56,756 --> 00:28:58,364
- You handle it by yourself.
- 441
- 00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,791
- I didn't steal your dumb bullet.
- 442
- 00:29:06,829 --> 00:29:09,138
- Hey, how was it today?
- 443
- 00:29:09,842 --> 00:29:11,414
- That good, huh?
- 444
- 00:29:14,569 --> 00:29:15,617
- Whoa!
- 445
- 00:29:17,004 --> 00:29:18,517
- Oh, my God! Freddy!
- 446
- 00:29:18,596 --> 00:29:19,968
- You okay?
- 447
- 00:29:22,656 --> 00:29:23,728
- What the hell?
- 448
- 00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:25,419
- What is wrong with you two?
- 449
- 00:29:25,936 --> 00:29:29,003
- - No way that's gonna buff out.
- - You gonna pay for that thing?
- 450
- 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,733
- For the dent you made
- almost hitting me?
- 451
- 00:29:30,779 --> 00:29:33,851
- Yeah, sure, um,
- do you guys take these?
- 452
- 00:29:37,134 --> 00:29:38,341
- Brett, stop!
- 453
- 00:29:39,841 --> 00:29:41,254
- Don't touch my brother!
- 454
- 00:29:41,286 --> 00:29:43,626
- What, you need your fake
- family to stand up for you?
- 455
- 00:29:43,651 --> 00:29:45,313
- - Stand up for yourself, man.
- - Yeah, huh?
- 456
- 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:47,736
- Here, stand up.
- Stand up for yourself.
- 457
- 00:29:47,921 --> 00:29:49,917
- What are you gonna do?
- Go home, cry to mommy?
- 458
- 00:29:50,006 --> 00:29:52,125
- Oh, yeah, you don't
- have a mommy.
- 459
- 00:29:52,995 --> 00:29:54,045
- Stop hurting him!
- 460
- 00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:55,143
- Hey!
- 461
- 00:29:57,850 --> 00:29:59,533
- Man, sorry about that.
- 462
- 00:29:59,557 --> 00:30:00,690
- That wasn't fair, but,
- 463
- 00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:02,455
- then again,
- you don't play fair, so.
- 464
- 00:30:07,210 --> 00:30:10,464
- Back off, assbags, I know
- how to use these things!
- 465
- 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,471
- Oh!
- 466
- 00:30:16,256 --> 00:30:17,327
- Hey!
- 467
- 00:30:18,486 --> 00:30:20,182
- Freddy, you okay?
- 468
- 00:30:32,753 --> 00:30:33,999
- Nowhere to run!
- 469
- 00:30:34,952 --> 00:30:36,514
- - Go, go, go!
- - Grab him!
- 470
- 00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:38,135
- Get out of the way!
- 471
- 00:30:39,365 --> 00:30:40,468
- Whoa!
- 472
- 00:30:41,733 --> 00:30:42,860
- No, no, no, no!
- 473
- 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:44,948
- You're dead, kid!
- 474
- 00:30:44,972 --> 00:30:46,640
- Yeah, you think you're funny?
- 475
- 00:30:46,719 --> 00:30:48,529
- I know where you
- go to school, right!
- 476
- 00:30:50,862 --> 00:30:53,512
- <i>Next stop, 30th Street Station.</i>
- 477
- 00:30:53,599 --> 00:30:56,139
- <i>Change for the Regional Rail Line.</i>
- 478
- 00:31:14,917 --> 00:31:16,306
- Hello?
- 479
- 00:31:16,845 --> 00:31:18,147
- What's going on?
- 480
- 00:31:32,578 --> 00:31:33,763
- Help!
- 481
- 00:32:05,225 --> 00:32:06,534
- Holy moley.
- 482
- 00:32:22,973 --> 00:32:24,045
- Hello?
- 483
- 00:32:39,034 --> 00:32:40,352
- What the hell?
- 484
- 00:32:40,553 --> 00:32:42,576
- Who-Who's doing this?!
- 485
- 00:33:14,164 --> 00:33:15,847
- Hi, um...
- 486
- 00:33:16,282 --> 00:33:19,084
- I was supposed
- to get off at 30th.
- 487
- 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,537
- Billy Batson.
- 488
- 00:33:21,072 --> 00:33:22,731
- How'd you know my name?
- 489
- 00:33:22,779 --> 00:33:26,374
- I am the last of the
- consul of wizards.
- 490
- 00:33:26,809 --> 00:33:29,468
- Keeper of the Rock of Eternity.
- 491
- 00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,263
- Oh.
- 492
- 00:33:31,524 --> 00:33:33,391
- You're
- 493
- 00:33:33,473 --> 00:33:34,827
- that guy.
- 494
- 00:33:35,019 --> 00:33:36,610
- Listen, I don't have any money.
- 495
- 00:33:36,717 --> 00:33:39,098
- Do not patronize me, boy!
- 496
- 00:33:41,049 --> 00:33:44,731
- You are standing
- in the source of all magic.
- 497
- 00:33:44,918 --> 00:33:46,951
- The Rock of Eternity.
- 498
- 00:33:47,030 --> 00:33:49,944
- Seven foes, seven wizards.
- 499
- 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:53,500
- But long ago,
- we chose a champion.
- 500
- 00:33:53,579 --> 00:33:55,862
- And we chose recklessly.
- 501
- 00:33:58,486 --> 00:34:01,718
- He used his power for revenge.
- 502
- 00:34:02,346 --> 00:34:06,288
- Releasing the Seven Deadly
- Sins into the world.
- 503
- 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,455
- Millions of lives were lost.
- 504
- 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:17,598
- Entire civilizations
- erased from existence.
- 505
- 00:34:21,005 --> 00:34:24,605
- That is why I vowed
- never to pass on my magic
- 506
- 00:34:24,708 --> 00:34:29,381
- until I find one
- truly good person.
- 507
- 00:34:29,911 --> 00:34:31,482
- Strong in spirit.
- 508
- 00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:33,418
- Pure in heart.
- 509
- 00:34:34,438 --> 00:34:38,366
- Look, man, maybe this is magic.
- 510
- 00:34:38,498 --> 00:34:40,530
- I-I don't know, but,
- 511
- 00:34:40,674 --> 00:34:43,890
- the people you're looking for,
- good, pure people...
- 512
- 00:34:43,961 --> 00:34:45,688
- I'm not one of them.
- 513
- 00:34:45,963 --> 00:34:48,771
- I-I don't know if anyone is, really.
- 514
- 00:34:48,982 --> 00:34:54,030
- You, Billy Batson, are all I have.
- 515
- 00:34:54,150 --> 00:34:56,713
- All the world has.
- 516
- 00:34:58,386 --> 00:35:00,743
- Lay your hands on this staff.
- 517
- 00:35:00,829 --> 00:35:01,900
- Gross.
- 518
- 00:35:01,996 --> 00:35:05,115
- And say my name so my
- powers may flow through you.
- 519
- 00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:08,800
- I open my heart to
- you, Billy Batson.
- 520
- 00:35:08,913 --> 00:35:13,040
- And in so doing,
- choose you as champion.
- 521
- 00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:15,765
- Thanks. Don't scream
- at me, mister, but
- 522
- 00:35:15,789 --> 00:35:17,272
- I really got to get going.
- 523
- 00:35:17,443 --> 00:35:20,998
- My brothers and sisters
- were slain by the sins.
- 524
- 00:35:21,154 --> 00:35:24,186
- Their thrones lie empty!
- 525
- 00:35:24,464 --> 00:35:26,948
- My magic must be passed on.
- 526
- 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,293
- Now...
- 527
- 00:35:28,507 --> 00:35:30,380
- Speak my name!
- 528
- 00:35:30,657 --> 00:35:32,321
- I-I don't know your name, sir.
- 529
- 00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:33,528
- We just met.
- 530
- 00:35:33,645 --> 00:35:36,510
- My name is...
- 531
- 00:35:36,596 --> 00:35:38,239
- Shazam.
- 532
- 00:35:40,641 --> 00:35:41,720
- Wait, for real?
- 533
- 00:35:41,745 --> 00:35:43,473
- - Say it!
- - Okay.
- 534
- 00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:44,998
- Jeez.
- 535
- 00:35:56,129 --> 00:35:57,438
- Should I say it?
- 536
- 00:35:57,728 --> 00:35:58,906
- Like,
- 537
- 00:35:59,207 --> 00:36:00,413
- Shazam?
- 538
- 00:36:01,430 --> 00:36:02,493
- Yes!
- 539
- 00:36:02,517 --> 00:36:03,813
- Carry my name
- 540
- 00:36:03,854 --> 00:36:05,928
- and with it, you
- carry all of my powers.
- 541
- 00:36:06,066 --> 00:36:07,356
- The wisdom of Solomon!
- 542
- 00:36:07,439 --> 00:36:08,756
- The strength of Hercules!
- 543
- 00:36:08,798 --> 00:36:10,360
- The stamina of Atlas!
- 544
- 00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:12,090
- The power of Zeus!
- 545
- 00:36:12,216 --> 00:36:13,762
- The courage of Achilles!
- 546
- 00:36:13,914 --> 00:36:15,875
- And speed of Mercury!
- 547
- 00:36:26,014 --> 00:36:28,212
- What happened to me?
- Why am I...?
- 548
- 00:36:28,236 --> 00:36:30,393
- W-W-What did you do to me?
- What did you do to my voice?
- 549
- 00:36:30,417 --> 00:36:34,486
- You have been transformed to
- your full potential, Billy Batson.
- 550
- 00:36:35,842 --> 00:36:39,128
- With your heart,
- unlock your greatest power.
- 551
- 00:36:39,474 --> 00:36:42,299
- The thrones of our brothers
- and sisters await!
- 552
- 00:36:48,657 --> 00:36:50,483
- Huh! Oh!
- 553
- 00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:55,858
- Get me outta here!
- 554
- 00:36:58,370 --> 00:37:00,235
- Dope!
- 555
- 00:37:01,531 --> 00:37:04,475
- My brother,
- I applaud your choices today.
- 556
- 00:37:04,534 --> 00:37:06,891
- Gold shoes, gold belt,
- white cape!
- 557
- 00:37:06,953 --> 00:37:10,439
- It shouldn't work,
- but, hot damn, it does!
- 558
- 00:37:31,489 --> 00:37:34,934
- Yes, officer, I'm aware
- he's run away in the past, I...
- 559
- 00:37:35,475 --> 00:37:36,919
- 23 times?
- 560
- 00:37:37,450 --> 00:37:39,212
- Guy's got no social
- media presence.
- 561
- 00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:40,934
- At all.
- 562
- 00:37:41,132 --> 00:37:43,156
- The guy's a ghost.
- 563
- 00:38:05,703 --> 00:38:07,584
- You know guys,
- I'm happy to look for Billy.
- 564
- 00:38:07,782 --> 00:38:09,012
- More than happy.
- 565
- 00:38:09,049 --> 00:38:11,541
- Then you got to wash the dishes,
- that's what's more important.
- 566
- 00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:14,056
- What are you gonna do, Freddy?
- Run after him? Ha-ha-ha!
- 567
- 00:38:14,134 --> 00:38:15,441
- Very funny!
- 568
- 00:38:17,236 --> 00:38:18,482
- No, wait, don't scream.
- 569
- 00:38:18,556 --> 00:38:20,342
- Uh, Victor! Victor! Victor!
- 570
- 00:38:20,459 --> 00:38:22,149
- It's me! It's Billy! It's Billy!
- 571
- 00:38:22,364 --> 00:38:24,557
- You asked me,
- "Flight or invisibility?"
- 572
- 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:26,377
- I thought that was stupid,
- but now I look like this
- 573
- 00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:27,846
- and I need your help!
- 574
- 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:29,792
- Meet me back here
- after lights out?
- 575
- 00:38:31,490 --> 00:38:33,046
- What's up, bud? You all right?
- 576
- 00:38:33,150 --> 00:38:34,904
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 577
- 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:36,407
- I'm just...
- 578
- 00:38:36,612 --> 00:38:38,644
- I'm really... sad.
- 579
- 00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:40,144
- Because Billy's gone.
- 580
- 00:38:40,186 --> 00:38:41,336
- And you know,
- 581
- 00:38:41,392 --> 00:38:43,486
- maybe it's my fault.
- Maybe I did it.
- 582
- 00:38:43,511 --> 00:38:45,218
- Uh, you know, maybe I-I snore.
- 583
- 00:38:45,264 --> 00:38:48,182
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Not your fault, son, all right?
- 584
- 00:38:48,854 --> 00:38:50,402
- We'll find him, 'kay?
- 585
- 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:52,864
- You don't snore that bad.
- 586
- 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:55,654
- But you kinda smell.
- 587
- 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:07,188
- Oh, oh, oh, my God!
- 588
- 00:39:07,585 --> 00:39:09,411
- Hey, stop right there.
- 589
- 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:12,196
- How do I know you're not a
- supervillain using telepathic abilities
- 590
- 00:39:12,221 --> 00:39:14,090
- to make me believe
- that you're Billy, huh?
- 591
- 00:39:14,174 --> 00:39:16,389
- All I have to do is
- press dial on this thing.
- 592
- 00:39:16,462 --> 00:39:19,002
- No, no, I have proof,
- I have proof, here.
- 593
- 00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:21,811
- Look, I lied, okay?
- I took your bullet.
- 594
- 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,447
- - Oop! No, no, no! No!
- - No! No!
- 595
- 00:39:25,172 --> 00:39:26,902
- Stupid adult hands!
- 596
- 00:39:27,011 --> 00:39:28,781
- But you saw it.
- You saw it, right?
- 597
- 00:39:28,887 --> 00:39:31,419
- Look, Freddy,
- I swear it's me, okay?
- 598
- 00:39:31,581 --> 00:39:33,327
- Look, I know we're not really
- close friends or anything,
- 599
- 00:39:33,351 --> 00:39:34,557
- but you're the only
- person that I know
- 600
- 00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,627
- that knows anything about
- this Caped Crusader stuff.
- 601
- 00:39:36,693 --> 00:39:38,765
- - That's Batman.
- - What?
- 602
- 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:40,694
- Forget it.
- 603
- 00:39:42,121 --> 00:39:43,224
- Can I...?
- 604
- 00:39:44,932 --> 00:39:46,075
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 605
- 00:39:54,257 --> 00:39:55,304
- Oh!
- 606
- 00:39:55,455 --> 00:39:57,122
- Oh, my God!
- 607
- 00:39:57,949 --> 00:39:59,203
- It's crazy, right?
- 608
- 00:39:59,932 --> 00:40:01,369
- What are your superpowers?
- 609
- 00:40:01,586 --> 00:40:04,340
- Superpowers? Dude, I don't even
- know how to pee in this thing!
- 610
- 00:40:04,419 --> 00:40:06,197
- Okay, c-can you fly?
- 611
- 00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:10,426
- Okay, let's do this.
- 612
- 00:40:11,123 --> 00:40:12,298
- How do we do this?
- 613
- 00:40:12,589 --> 00:40:14,875
- Just, um, just like Superman it.
- 614
- 00:40:15,063 --> 00:40:16,167
- Pkkwwff.
- 615
- 00:40:17,654 --> 00:40:18,686
- Pkkwf.
- 616
- 00:40:18,934 --> 00:40:20,490
- Obviously, you have to jump.
- 617
- 00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:21,768
- Come on.
- 618
- 00:40:21,856 --> 00:40:23,427
- How is that even obvious?
- 619
- 00:40:23,738 --> 00:40:24,794
- Okay.
- 620
- 00:40:25,206 --> 00:40:28,055
- Try, uh, t-to believe
- that you can fly.
- 621
- 00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:31,027
- Okay, I read this deep dive in the
- pyramid studies of superpowers
- 622
- 00:40:31,060 --> 00:40:33,552
- and in 6 out of 10,
- belief is the key.
- 623
- 00:40:33,843 --> 00:40:35,913
- Belief, belief, belief.
- Okay, okay.
- 624
- 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:37,937
- I believe I can fly.
- I believe I...
- 625
- 00:40:38,717 --> 00:40:39,982
- I believe I can fly.
- 626
- 00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:41,408
- I...
- 627
- 00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,001
- Did you believe?
- 628
- 00:40:54,505 --> 00:40:55,553
- Yeah.
- 629
- 00:40:55,807 --> 00:40:57,132
- You wanna try invisibility?
- 630
- 00:40:58,739 --> 00:40:59,850
- How do I do...?
- 631
- 00:40:59,921 --> 00:41:02,739
- You... Forget it. You know.
- Okay, okay, okay.
- 632
- 00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:08,417
- Oh, my God! It worked!
- 633
- 00:41:08,813 --> 00:41:09,987
- Where'd you go?
- 634
- 00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,754
- I'm right here.
- You can't see me?
- 635
- 00:41:12,976 --> 00:41:14,127
- Where?
- 636
- 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:16,153
- I'm invisible!
- 637
- 00:41:16,178 --> 00:41:17,867
- I'm right here. I'm over here.
- 638
- 00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:20,819
- I'm invisible!
- 639
- 00:41:20,962 --> 00:41:21,964
- I'm invisible!
- 640
- 00:41:21,988 --> 00:41:24,401
- Hey! Nice outfit, dipshit!
- 641
- 00:41:26,158 --> 00:41:27,277
- I-I might have
- 642
- 00:41:27,357 --> 00:41:30,414
- been testing invisibility and super
- intelligence at the same time.
- 643
- 00:41:30,781 --> 00:41:32,860
- Freeman, I'm gonna come
- over there and beat you.
- 644
- 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,211
- Oh, my God!
- 645
- 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:45,306
- The lightning, it was staring us
- right in the face the whole time!
- 646
- 00:41:46,509 --> 00:41:47,604
- Literally!
- 647
- 00:41:55,831 --> 00:41:56,871
- Okay, okay.
- 648
- 00:41:56,910 --> 00:41:58,925
- Billy, we got to give you a
- lightning-themed superhero name.
- 649
- 00:41:58,949 --> 00:41:59,997
- Yeah.
- 650
- 00:42:11,314 --> 00:42:12,187
- Oh, right.
- 651
- 00:42:12,234 --> 00:42:13,695
- Hey, you, back...
- 652
- 00:42:15,313 --> 00:42:16,321
- off.
- 653
- 00:42:16,483 --> 00:42:18,388
- Hyperspeed, check!
- 654
- 00:42:20,067 --> 00:42:21,885
- I... I'm sorry-I'm so sorry.
- 655
- 00:42:21,910 --> 00:42:23,496
- I thought you were the
- one who was screaming.
- 656
- 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,281
- I doused him with pepper spray.
- 657
- 00:42:25,872 --> 00:42:27,277
- Smart move.
- 658
- 00:42:27,301 --> 00:42:28,507
- Yeah, hey, get up,
- mister mugger guy!
- 659
- 00:42:28,531 --> 00:42:30,260
- Give the old lady
- her purse back.
- 660
- 00:42:30,284 --> 00:42:31,800
- Um, I'm your age.
- 661
- 00:42:31,825 --> 00:42:34,588
- And he didn't get a chance to take
- it 'cause I didn't let him take it.
- 662
- 00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:37,659
- Good, yeah, good.
- You're really on top of this stuff.
- 663
- 00:42:37,702 --> 00:42:39,496
- And that should teach
- you that old ladies,
- 664
- 00:42:39,521 --> 00:42:41,497
- regular-aged ladies
- like yourself
- 665
- 00:42:41,521 --> 00:42:43,194
- don't need your protecting.
- 666
- 00:42:43,279 --> 00:42:44,644
- Right? So get off, bro.
- 667
- 00:42:44,707 --> 00:42:46,405
- I'm sorry, who are you?
- 668
- 00:42:46,493 --> 00:42:49,113
- His name is Thundercrack!
- 669
- 00:42:49,332 --> 00:42:50,744
- Hero to the people.
- 670
- 00:42:50,808 --> 00:42:53,006
- With the power and speed
- of lightning all in one.
- 671
- 00:42:53,047 --> 00:42:54,674
- Dude, that sounds
- like a butt thing.
- 672
- 00:42:56,431 --> 00:42:59,113
- - Mr. Philadelphia!
- - That's a cream cheese thing, dude!
- 673
- 00:42:59,140 --> 00:43:00,680
- Powerboy,
- 'cause he's got all the powers.
- 674
- 00:43:00,704 --> 00:43:03,489
- 'Cause sometimes pepper spray
- can't protect against evil.
- 675
- 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:06,198
- Powerboy, do you know this child?
- 676
- 00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,489
- Like, like a teeny little bit.
- 677
- 00:43:09,514 --> 00:43:10,586
- I don't really know...
- 678
- 00:43:10,619 --> 00:43:12,875
- Yeah, he's, like, my manager.
- He's like a miniature manager.
- 679
- 00:43:12,899 --> 00:43:14,645
- - I'm his manager.
- - And uh, you know.
- 680
- 00:43:14,669 --> 00:43:17,223
- Powerboy's not gonna work either,
- okay? So work on something else...
- 681
- 00:43:17,247 --> 00:43:18,787
- Hey, hey, hey...
- 682
- 00:43:23,732 --> 00:43:27,002
- Electricity manipulation,
- hyperspeed, super strength!
- 683
- 00:43:27,058 --> 00:43:28,185
- Dude, you're stacked!
- 684
- 00:43:28,258 --> 00:43:30,496
- You're as cool as Superman!
- Almost.
- 685
- 00:43:30,679 --> 00:43:32,631
- I didn't see you
- or what's happened here.
- 686
- 00:43:32,761 --> 00:43:34,281
- I don't wanna know.
- Just don't hurt me.
- 687
- 00:43:34,318 --> 00:43:36,104
- - Oh, no, no, I'm not gonna hurt you.
- - Thank you for your kind donation.
- 688
- 00:43:36,128 --> 00:43:37,557
- No, no, no, but if you
- need any more help,
- 689
- 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:40,231
- just look for the superhero
- that still can't fly.
- 690
- 00:43:40,609 --> 00:43:43,315
- Forget flying, man,
- we just made 73 bucks!
- 691
- 00:43:43,763 --> 00:43:44,826
- 73 bucks?
- 692
- 00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:46,866
- Come on!
- 693
- 00:43:47,838 --> 00:43:48,902
- Hey, wait a minute.
- 694
- 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:51,115
- I just got an idea.
- 695
- 00:43:51,988 --> 00:43:54,623
- I'd like to purchase some
- of your finest beer, please.
- 696
- 00:44:13,799 --> 00:44:16,609
- I don't know about this.
- I mean, we don't have a fake ID.
- 697
- 00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:18,481
- Freddy, would you relax?
- 698
- 00:44:18,585 --> 00:44:20,173
- Look at me, I am the fake ID.
- 699
- 00:44:20,978 --> 00:44:23,042
- Everything from the register!
- Go! Go!
- 700
- 00:44:23,216 --> 00:44:24,822
- Now! Come on!
- 701
- 00:44:24,847 --> 00:44:26,656
- I don't have much time!
- Let's go! Move!
- 702
- 00:44:26,834 --> 00:44:28,287
- I want it all! Hurry!
- 703
- 00:44:28,358 --> 00:44:29,501
- This is your chance.
- 704
- 00:44:29,914 --> 00:44:31,350
- Oh! I... okay.
- 705
- 00:44:32,835 --> 00:44:34,621
- Come on, come on, let's do this!
- 706
- 00:44:38,658 --> 00:44:39,746
- Gentlemen!
- 707
- 00:44:39,825 --> 00:44:42,658
- Why use guns when we can
- handle this like real men?
- 708
- 00:44:44,996 --> 00:44:46,091
- Billy, look out!
- 709
- 00:44:58,984 --> 00:45:01,770
- Bullet immunity.
- You have bullet immunity!
- 710
- 00:45:01,931 --> 00:45:03,090
- I'm bulletproof.
- 711
- 00:45:04,918 --> 00:45:07,021
- Today is December 8th,
- 712
- 00:45:07,045 --> 00:45:09,690
- and this is video proof
- of authenticity.
- 713
- 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:11,451
- Shoot him again.
- 714
- 00:45:11,563 --> 00:45:13,118
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Here, here.
- 715
- 00:45:13,165 --> 00:45:15,173
- Go, both of you, come on.
- Go to town.
- 716
- 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,513
- W-W-W-Wait!
- 717
- 00:45:23,537 --> 00:45:26,728
- We still don't know if the suit
- is bulletproof or if you are.
- 718
- 00:45:28,465 --> 00:45:29,465
- Shoot him in the face.
- 719
- 00:45:29,490 --> 00:45:31,084
- Shoot me in the... in the face?
- 720
- 00:45:39,061 --> 00:45:40,339
- It kinda tickles.
- 721
- 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:42,799
- You're dead.
- 722
- 00:45:48,393 --> 00:45:50,472
- - Sorry about your window.
- - Have a good night.
- 723
- 00:45:50,497 --> 00:45:52,147
- But you're welcome
- for not getting robbed!
- 724
- 00:45:52,402 --> 00:45:53,442
- Come on!
- 725
- 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:54,736
- Let's get outta here!
- 726
- 00:45:55,661 --> 00:45:56,724
- Hey.
- 727
- 00:45:57,034 --> 00:45:58,439
- - To fighting bad guys.
- - Yup.
- 728
- 00:46:03,928 --> 00:46:05,674
- That tastes like actual vomit.
- 729
- 00:46:07,406 --> 00:46:08,558
- You know,
- 730
- 00:46:08,583 --> 00:46:10,556
- habanero jerky,
- if you eat enough of it,
- 731
- 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,206
- it could burn a hole
- in your stomach.
- 732
- 00:46:12,499 --> 00:46:14,054
- - Worth it.
- - Yeah.
- 733
- 00:46:14,078 --> 00:46:16,562
- Probably not you though.
- Probably got stomach superpowers.
- 734
- 00:46:16,587 --> 00:46:17,412
- Probably.
- 735
- 00:46:17,436 --> 00:46:19,348
- Oh, hey, what's up?
- I'm a superhero.
- 736
- 00:46:19,438 --> 00:46:20,962
- Yeah, his name is, uh,
- 737
- 00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:22,567
- Captain Sparkle Fingers.
- 738
- 00:46:22,592 --> 00:46:24,804
- No it's not. No it's not!
- It's not my name!
- 739
- 00:46:24,828 --> 00:46:26,788
- Hey, we should hang out.
- We're like, the same age.
- 740
- 00:46:26,865 --> 00:46:28,492
- Ho! Po-po. I'm out.
- 741
- 00:46:28,848 --> 00:46:30,213
- Hey, wait up!
- 742
- 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:38,662
- I mean, it's a pretty sick view.
- 743
- 00:46:39,242 --> 00:46:42,393
- I totally get why Rocky was
- training so hard to get up here.
- 744
- 00:46:44,694 --> 00:46:47,307
- I like you like this.
- This is so cool.
- 745
- 00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,025
- I mean, no offense, but like,
- 746
- 00:46:50,055 --> 00:46:53,040
- Like, at first, you were kinda
- like the opposite of how
- 747
- 00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,552
- of how Darla is.
- 748
- 00:46:56,348 --> 00:46:57,459
- A dick?
- 749
- 00:46:57,546 --> 00:46:59,386
- Your words, not mine.
- 750
- 00:46:59,624 --> 00:47:00,768
- But yeah.
- 751
- 00:47:02,706 --> 00:47:04,277
- All right, well,
- I feel like every criminal
- 752
- 00:47:04,301 --> 00:47:06,206
- was either on drugs
- or asleep by now.
- 753
- 00:47:06,654 --> 00:47:07,802
- Wanna head home?
- 754
- 00:47:08,935 --> 00:47:10,112
- Looking like this?
- 755
- 00:47:10,183 --> 00:47:12,133
- Yeah. I mean,
- 756
- 00:47:12,157 --> 00:47:14,751
- usually we'd have
- a lair to go back to, but
- 757
- 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,213
- that's long term.
- 758
- 00:47:16,725 --> 00:47:18,359
- Right now you have a bunk bed.
- 759
- 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:25,887
- Just scares me thinking of
- him out there all alone.
- 760
- 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,069
- This is what he does, Rosa.
- 761
- 00:47:29,383 --> 00:47:31,542
- Difference is when
- they find him,
- 762
- 00:47:31,676 --> 00:47:33,561
- we'll be the first
- to take him back.
- 763
- 00:47:33,982 --> 00:47:35,563
- With open arms.
- 764
- 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:40,640
- Didn't even make it two days.
- Not even two days.
- 765
- 00:47:40,697 --> 00:47:43,261
- Baby, we did our fair share
- of running off back then.
- 766
- 00:47:43,355 --> 00:47:45,014
- At least, I did.
- 767
- 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,862
- Even Mary did it, twice.
- 768
- 00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:53,038
- That second time she ran off,
- 769
- 00:47:53,209 --> 00:47:55,320
- you said something
- that I'll never forget.
- 770
- 00:47:55,982 --> 00:47:57,181
- You said,
- 771
- 00:47:57,277 --> 00:47:59,206
- "It's not a home till
- you call it a home."
- 772
- 00:47:59,684 --> 00:48:01,292
- "It's something you choose."
- 773
- 00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:07,071
- All we can do is
- give him a place full of love.
- 774
- 00:48:07,805 --> 00:48:09,798
- Whether he chooses
- to call it a home,
- 775
- 00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:11,280
- that's up to him.
- 776
- 00:48:16,446 --> 00:48:18,034
- Gonna help me with this tree?
- 777
- 00:48:19,217 --> 00:48:21,120
- This tree's so sad.
- 778
- 00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:24,118
- H-Hello?
- 779
- 00:48:24,496 --> 00:48:26,205
- Just got done in the bathroom.
- 780
- 00:48:26,609 --> 00:48:28,482
- Oh, okay, Freddy,
- sweetie, goodnight!
- 781
- 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,180
- - Night.
- - Night.
- 782
- 00:48:32,013 --> 00:48:33,184
- Freddy, who was that?
- 783
- 00:48:33,256 --> 00:48:36,510
- It's Billy, he's just really tired
- and he has laryngitis.
- 784
- 00:48:36,534 --> 00:48:38,485
- - What? Laryngitis?
- - I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding.
- 785
- 00:48:38,509 --> 00:48:40,328
- He's really, really tired and he
- wants to go beddy bye.
- 786
- 00:48:40,352 --> 00:48:42,349
- - Beddy bye? What's beddy bye?
- - Just hide, hide.
- 787
- 00:48:42,373 --> 00:48:43,913
- Billy, you're back!
- Let us see you!
- 788
- 00:48:44,709 --> 00:48:46,662
- We're so worried about you.
- 789
- 00:48:47,460 --> 00:48:49,111
- I told you this was a bad idea!
- 790
- 00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:50,626
- Freddy?
- 791
- 00:48:50,888 --> 00:48:52,618
- Hey, what happened
- to the stairs?
- 792
- 00:48:54,919 --> 00:48:56,492
- Hey, covering her mouth
- like you're gonna kidnap her
- 793
- 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,507
- is not gonna make her
- less scared, okay?
- 794
- 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,543
- Darla, it's me, it's Billy.
- 795
- 00:49:02,589 --> 00:49:04,565
- I know I don't look like me.
- A wizard made me look like this.
- 796
- 00:49:04,589 --> 00:49:05,684
- Maybe don't start with wizard,
- 797
- 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:06,975
- it's just gonna make
- her more confused.
- 798
- 00:49:06,999 --> 00:49:08,687
- Some old guy brought
- me to a temple
- 799
- 00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:10,170
- and he made me say "Shazam"...
- 800
- 00:49:11,737 --> 00:49:12,951
- Rosa!
- 801
- 00:49:13,441 --> 00:49:15,782
- Verbally-triggered body
- manipulation properties!
- 802
- 00:49:15,807 --> 00:49:17,647
- You can switch
- by saying "Shazam!"
- 803
- 00:49:19,969 --> 00:49:21,755
- Baby, was that you?
- Are you okay?
- 804
- 00:49:22,193 --> 00:49:23,240
- Um...
- 805
- 00:49:23,764 --> 00:49:25,788
- I-I was screwing in a bulb.
- 806
- 00:49:26,434 --> 00:49:29,149
- Listen to me, Darla. You cannot
- tell anybody about this, all right?
- 807
- 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,152
- But it's Billy, he's a hero.
- 808
- 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:32,557
- But if a supervillain
- finds out that he's a hero,
- 809
- 00:49:32,581 --> 00:49:34,121
- that endangers us, okay?
- 810
- 00:49:34,146 --> 00:49:36,893
- A hero's loved ones are, like,
- a perfect bad guy target.
- 811
- 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:38,960
- I-Is she good
- at keeping secrets?
- 812
- 00:49:38,984 --> 00:49:40,024
- Moderate.
- 813
- 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:42,101
- - No.
- - Oh, God.
- 814
- 00:49:42,183 --> 00:49:43,563
- Okay, listen to me.
- 815
- 00:49:43,587 --> 00:49:46,492
- You cannot tell a single soul
- about this all right? Please.
- 816
- 00:49:46,571 --> 00:49:48,809
- Why? What if it's
- people we trust?
- 817
- 00:49:52,008 --> 00:49:54,119
- 'Cause good sisters
- don't tell secrets.
- 818
- 00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,723
- - I'm a good sister.
- - Yeah, you are.
- 819
- 00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:58,352
- You know what would make
- you an even better sister?
- 820
- 00:49:58,376 --> 00:50:00,860
- Is when you fix the-
- the doorknob for us.
- 821
- 00:50:00,884 --> 00:50:01,891
- Sweet dreams.
- 822
- 00:50:01,972 --> 00:50:03,002
- Sweet dreams, goodnight.
- 823
- 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:04,233
- Good night.
- 824
- 00:50:09,754 --> 00:50:11,452
- Hello, sir, how may I help you?
- 825
- 00:50:11,617 --> 00:50:12,911
- Hi, sir.
- 826
- 00:50:13,805 --> 00:50:15,091
- Sir, you can't go in there.
- 827
- 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,210
- Excuse me!
- You cannot go in there!
- 828
- 00:50:22,514 --> 00:50:23,637
- Sorry I'm late.
- 829
- 00:50:24,662 --> 00:50:27,147
- Thad, this is for
- board members only.
- 830
- 00:50:27,243 --> 00:50:28,727
- I'm aware of that, Father.
- 831
- 00:50:32,259 --> 00:50:33,458
- Now...
- 832
- 00:50:34,353 --> 00:50:37,076
- That night, in the car...
- 833
- 00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:39,396
- I swore to you I saw something
- 834
- 00:50:39,554 --> 00:50:41,253
- but you never believed me.
- 835
- 00:50:41,534 --> 00:50:44,574
- So much easier to blame
- me, wasn't it?
- 836
- 00:50:45,473 --> 00:50:48,045
- And say that if I hadn't
- screamed that night,
- 837
- 00:50:48,107 --> 00:50:49,591
- you'd still have your legs.
- 838
- 00:50:50,556 --> 00:50:52,532
- Well, now, I have proof.
- 839
- 00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:57,121
- That's enough, Thad.
- 840
- 00:50:57,146 --> 00:50:58,504
- Dear Sid.
- 841
- 00:50:58,947 --> 00:51:00,153
- You think?
- 842
- 00:51:01,176 --> 00:51:04,065
- You know,
- even before the accident,
- 843
- 00:51:04,168 --> 00:51:05,396
- you belittled me.
- 844
- 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:07,914
- Don't make me throw you
- out of here, Thad.
- 845
- 00:51:08,419 --> 00:51:10,498
- You don't need to make a scene.
- 846
- 00:51:10,731 --> 00:51:12,112
- Oh, brother...
- 847
- 00:51:12,161 --> 00:51:13,669
- The scene
- 848
- 00:51:13,748 --> 00:51:15,216
- has only just begun.
- 849
- 00:51:18,172 --> 00:51:20,236
- Ask that if you can
- throw me out.
- 850
- 00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:21,372
- What?
- 851
- 00:51:21,397 --> 00:51:23,951
- Ask the ball if you're man enough
- to throw me out of this room.
- 852
- 00:51:28,147 --> 00:51:29,576
- Let me spoil it for you.
- 853
- 00:51:38,227 --> 00:51:39,465
- Outlook...
- 854
- 00:51:40,036 --> 00:51:41,528
- not so good.
- 855
- 00:51:43,503 --> 00:51:46,480
- I've come here during
- the season of giving
- 856
- 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,196
- to give you...
- 857
- 00:51:51,705 --> 00:51:53,403
- what you deserve.
- 858
- 00:52:50,441 --> 00:52:51,568
- Oh, my God!
- 859
- 00:52:51,672 --> 00:52:53,823
- No! No!
- 860
- 00:52:54,116 --> 00:52:55,155
- No!
- 861
- 00:53:10,127 --> 00:53:11,278
- Help!
- 862
- 00:53:11,757 --> 00:53:13,368
- Somebody!
- 863
- 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,148
- Help me!
- 864
- 00:53:16,554 --> 00:53:18,911
- You can't go crying to
- other people all the time.
- 865
- 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,076
- What sin best befits
- you, Father? Hmm?
- 866
- 00:53:24,203 --> 00:53:25,981
- I'll give you anything.
- 867
- 00:53:26,276 --> 00:53:27,427
- Money...
- 868
- 00:53:27,816 --> 00:53:29,808
- The company?
- You want the company?
- 869
- 00:53:30,255 --> 00:53:31,803
- There it is.
- 870
- 00:53:33,249 --> 00:53:34,439
- Greed.
- 871
- 00:53:35,995 --> 00:53:37,940
- Do you honestly think
- 872
- 00:53:38,648 --> 00:53:40,522
- all this
- 873
- 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,661
- material you've accumulated
- 874
- 00:53:44,073 --> 00:53:46,573
- amounts to actual power?
- 875
- 00:53:48,722 --> 00:53:51,999
- This... is power.
- 876
- 00:53:53,203 --> 00:53:55,338
- More than you ever had.
- 877
- 00:53:55,876 --> 00:53:57,829
- More than anyone has.
- 878
- 00:53:58,976 --> 00:54:01,984
- There is one more powerful.
- 879
- 00:54:02,302 --> 00:54:06,676
- The wizard found his champion.
- 880
- 00:54:06,794 --> 00:54:08,778
- Kill the champion
- 881
- 00:54:08,833 --> 00:54:12,515
- before he learns
- his true potential.
- 882
- 00:54:12,539 --> 00:54:15,376
- Or he will defeat you.
- 883
- 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:17,475
- Show me where to find him.
- 884
- 00:54:32,463 --> 00:54:34,511
- Oh, Greed...
- 885
- 00:54:35,883 --> 00:54:37,272
- you can have him.
- 886
- 00:54:38,623 --> 00:54:39,623
- No.
- 887
- 00:54:41,773 --> 00:54:42,781
- No!
- 888
- 00:54:43,997 --> 00:54:45,140
- No!
- 889
- 00:54:46,114 --> 00:54:47,177
- No!
- 890
- 00:55:04,823 --> 00:55:08,521
- <i>Family is more than just a word.</i>
- 891
- 00:55:12,074 --> 00:55:13,265
- <i>This is family.</i>
- 892
- 00:55:37,175 --> 00:55:39,120
- Uh, Burke?
- 893
- 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:42,871
- Where's the truck?
- 894
- 00:55:52,164 --> 00:55:53,466
- I can hear it.
- 895
- 00:56:03,285 --> 00:56:06,388
- - Oh, my God!
- - My truck!
- 896
- 00:56:06,922 --> 00:56:08,982
- - My truck!
- - Are you kidding?
- 897
- 00:56:09,512 --> 00:56:10,679
- You know, guys...
- 898
- 00:56:11,336 --> 00:56:12,979
- I don't think that's
- gonna buff out.
- 899
- 00:56:22,807 --> 00:56:25,450
- Making the cripple kid
- do the dirty work, wow.
- 900
- 00:56:25,515 --> 00:56:27,760
- I'm a better lookout.
- I can play innocent.
- 901
- 00:56:27,785 --> 00:56:29,102
- And I can't?
- 902
- 00:56:30,192 --> 00:56:31,969
- Your face gives off
- a very strong vibe
- 903
- 00:56:31,994 --> 00:56:33,684
- of someone who's
- hatching schemes.
- 904
- 00:56:33,877 --> 00:56:36,472
- - M-My face? This face?
- - Yeah!
- 905
- 00:56:36,584 --> 00:56:37,734
- Okay.
- 906
- 00:56:43,514 --> 00:56:45,022
- You boys got a hall pass?
- 907
- 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,831
- Oh, us? Yeah. Always.
- 908
- 00:56:48,513 --> 00:56:49,640
- You.
- 909
- 00:56:52,564 --> 00:56:54,048
- You look like
- you're up to somethin'.
- 910
- 00:56:54,135 --> 00:56:56,532
- Me? Up to something? No. Never.
- 911
- 00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:57,781
- I'm not up to something.
- 912
- 00:56:57,836 --> 00:56:59,415
- Our dad's picking us up.
- 913
- 00:56:59,494 --> 00:57:02,016
- He, uh, he got held up at the...
- the business
- 914
- 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:03,049
- office.
- 915
- 00:57:03,074 --> 00:57:04,850
- The business office, huh?
- 916
- 00:57:04,973 --> 00:57:06,060
- Sure, kid.
- 917
- 00:57:06,085 --> 00:57:07,164
- Look.
- 918
- 00:57:07,189 --> 00:57:10,799
- Parents or guardians
- must appear physically
- 919
- 00:57:10,823 --> 00:57:12,489
- to check out students.
- 920
- 00:57:12,513 --> 00:57:13,814
- Gotcha.
- 921
- 00:57:13,981 --> 00:57:15,894
- Okay, well, uh,
- you hear that, Dad?
- 922
- 00:57:16,301 --> 00:57:17,444
- - Hey.
- - Shazam!
- 923
- 00:57:17,965 --> 00:57:19,457
- Oh, hey, there, son!
- 924
- 00:57:19,496 --> 00:57:21,758
- Oh, hey, there, other son
- that I also have that's related
- 925
- 00:57:21,790 --> 00:57:23,527
- to that son I just
- passed in the hallway.
- 926
- 00:57:23,605 --> 00:57:26,226
- I'm so sorry I'm late,
- I got held up
- 927
- 00:57:26,251 --> 00:57:28,414
- at the business office.
- 928
- 00:57:28,572 --> 00:57:29,874
- Doing all the work stuff.
- 929
- 00:57:29,944 --> 00:57:33,839
- This is the-the security guard
- all the kids admire so much.
- 930
- 00:57:33,878 --> 00:57:34,887
- Oh.
- 931
- 00:57:34,943 --> 00:57:36,583
- That's the other one.
- This one sucks.
- 932
- 00:57:36,805 --> 00:57:38,996
- This is... that's not funny.
- 933
- 00:57:39,070 --> 00:57:42,181
- I got to talk to him about that.
- I apologize.
- 934
- 00:57:42,205 --> 00:57:43,761
- Anyway, this is me
- appearing physically
- 935
- 00:57:43,786 --> 00:57:45,420
- to check my sons out of school.
- 936
- 00:57:45,444 --> 00:57:47,363
- So, thank you so much
- for keeping them safe,
- 937
- 00:57:47,479 --> 00:57:49,543
- Detective Moron.
- 938
- 00:57:49,726 --> 00:57:52,750
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- 939
- 00:57:52,801 --> 00:57:53,888
- It's Moran.
- 940
- 00:57:53,913 --> 00:57:54,974
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- 941
- 00:57:54,999 --> 00:57:56,161
- - Ready?
- - Algebra!
- 942
- 00:57:56,185 --> 00:57:57,676
- <i>♪ 'Cause I'm havin' a good time ♪</i>
- 943
- 00:57:57,701 --> 00:57:58,768
- Science!
- 944
- 00:57:58,952 --> 00:58:00,074
- <i>♪ I'm a shooting star ♪</i>
- 945
- 00:58:00,157 --> 00:58:01,896
- <i>♪ Leaping through the sky ♪</i>
- English!
- 946
- 00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,072
- <i>♪ Like a tiger ♪</i>
- 947
- 00:58:03,135 --> 00:58:06,617
- <i>♪ Defying the laws of gravity ♪</i>
- Ho!
- 948
- 00:58:06,669 --> 00:58:09,118
- <i>♪ I'm a racing car passing by ♪</i>
- 949
- 00:58:09,196 --> 00:58:10,949
- <i>♪ Like Lady Godiva ♪</i>
- 950
- 00:58:11,006 --> 00:58:13,160
- <i>♪ I'm gonna go, go, go ♪</i>
- 951
- 00:58:13,322 --> 00:58:15,533
- <i>♪ There's no stopping me ♪</i>
- Strength Test 1
- 952
- 00:58:15,889 --> 00:58:18,811
- <i>♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪</i>
- Oh!
- 953
- 00:58:19,086 --> 00:58:20,308
- <i>♪ Two hundred degrees ♪</i>
- 954
- 00:58:20,476 --> 00:58:23,557
- <i>♪ That's why they call me
- Mister Fahrenheit ♪</i>
- 955
- 00:58:23,853 --> 00:58:26,460
- <i>♪ I'm traveling
- at the speed of light ♪</i>
- 956
- 00:58:26,617 --> 00:58:29,351
- <i>♪ I wanna make a supersonic
- man out of you ♪</i>
- 957
- 00:58:29,424 --> 00:58:30,559
- Flight Test 2.
- 958
- 00:58:30,584 --> 00:58:32,550
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- 959
- 00:58:32,619 --> 00:58:34,524
- <i>♪ I'm having such a good time ♪</i>
- 960
- 00:58:34,715 --> 00:58:36,571
- <i>♪ I'm havin' a ball ♪</i>
- 961
- 00:58:36,867 --> 00:58:38,739
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- You okay?
- 962
- 00:58:38,763 --> 00:58:40,723
- <i>♪ If you wanna have a good time ♪</i>
- 963
- 00:58:40,872 --> 00:58:42,658
- <i>♪ Just give me a call ♪</i>
- 964
- 00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:44,141
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- 965
- 00:58:44,173 --> 00:58:45,529
- <i>♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪</i>
- 966
- 00:58:45,728 --> 00:58:47,551
- <i>♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪</i>
- 967
- 00:58:47,585 --> 00:58:49,075
- Laser Eyes Test 1.
- 968
- 00:58:50,018 --> 00:58:52,771
- <i>♪ I'm a rocket ship
- on my way to Mars ♪</i>
- 969
- 00:58:52,819 --> 00:58:54,636
- <i>♪ On a collision course ♪</i>
- 970
- 00:58:54,692 --> 00:58:56,428
- <i>♪ I am a satellite ♪</i>
- 971
- 00:58:56,452 --> 00:58:57,929
- <i>♪ I'm out of control ♪</i>
- Teleportation Test 1
- 972
- 00:58:57,953 --> 00:59:00,809
- <i>♪ I am a sex machine
- ready to reload ♪</i>
- 973
- 00:59:00,865 --> 00:59:02,362
- <i>♪ Like an atom bomb ♪</i>
- 974
- 00:59:02,387 --> 00:59:06,581
- <i>♪ About to oh, oh, oh, oh,
- oh, explode ♪</i>
- 975
- 00:59:07,056 --> 00:59:10,365
- <i>♪ I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah ♪</i>
- 976
- 00:59:10,439 --> 00:59:11,622
- <i>♪ Two hundred degrees ♪</i>
- 977
- 00:59:11,646 --> 00:59:14,574
- <i>♪ That's why they call me
- Mister Fahrenheit ♪</i>
- 978
- 00:59:14,660 --> 00:59:16,751
- <i>♪ I'm travelin' at the speed of light ♪</i>
- 979
- 00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,214
- I'm so... Stop!
- 980
- 00:59:18,238 --> 00:59:20,612
- <i>♪ I wanna make a
- supersonic woman of you ♪</i>
- 981
- 00:59:21,318 --> 00:59:23,355
- <i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me,
- don't stop me ♪</i>
- 982
- 00:59:23,379 --> 00:59:24,497
- <i>♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪</i>
- 983
- 00:59:24,522 --> 00:59:26,942
- <i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
- Ooh ooh ooh ♪</i>
- 984
- 00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:28,220
- <i>♪ I like it ♪</i>
- 985
- 00:59:28,304 --> 00:59:30,542
- <i>♪ Have a good time, good time ♪</i>
- 986
- 00:59:30,811 --> 00:59:33,242
- <i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
- Ooh ooh ooh ♪</i>
- 987
- 00:59:33,298 --> 00:59:34,584
- <i>♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪</i>
- 988
- 00:59:34,633 --> 00:59:36,627
- <i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
- Have a good time, good time ♪</i>
- 989
- 00:59:36,651 --> 00:59:39,754
- <i>♪ Don't stop me, don't stop me
- Oh! ♪</i>
- 990
- 00:59:41,450 --> 00:59:43,046
- More powerful than a locomotive.
- 991
- 00:59:43,115 --> 00:59:45,750
- Locomo...? What are you?
- An old prospector?
- 992
- 00:59:46,531 --> 00:59:48,634
- Can leap tall buildings
- in a single bound.
- 993
- 00:59:52,976 --> 00:59:54,381
- Single bound.
- 994
- 00:59:59,001 --> 01:00:00,755
- I'm so sorry!
- I'm sorry, people! Hi!
- 995
- 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:02,010
- Your phone's charged.
- 996
- 01:00:02,087 --> 01:00:03,389
- Your phone's charged.
- 997
- 01:00:03,822 --> 01:00:04,933
- Your phone's charged.
- 998
- 01:00:05,012 --> 01:00:06,254
- You know what?
- You really need like a,
- 999
- 01:00:06,278 --> 01:00:08,476
- like a mic-drop catchphrase
- after you do somethin' cool.
- 1000
- 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:09,666
- I've been thinkin' about that.
- 1001
- 01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:10,792
- I was thinking, what about,
- what about this,
- 1002
- 01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:13,260
- "That's why you don't
- mess with electricity."
- 1003
- 01:00:13,859 --> 01:00:16,113
- Catchphrases, obviously, aren't
- one of your superpowers.
- 1004
- 01:00:16,144 --> 01:00:17,580
- And your phone's charged.
- 1005
- 01:00:17,605 --> 01:00:19,206
- Well, you think
- you could do better?
- 1006
- 01:00:19,230 --> 01:00:20,378
- What the hell?
- 1007
- 01:00:20,403 --> 01:00:22,249
- Let there be light.
- 1008
- 01:00:24,783 --> 01:00:25,878
- Come on!
- 1009
- 01:00:27,765 --> 01:00:29,208
- <i>♪ Just give me a call ♪</i>
- 1010
- 01:00:29,233 --> 01:00:30,541
- <i>♪ Don't stop me now ♪</i>
- 1011
- 01:00:30,565 --> 01:00:32,631
- <i>♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪</i>
- 1012
- 01:00:32,678 --> 01:00:34,138
- How do I? Never mind.
- 1013
- 01:00:34,266 --> 01:00:35,480
- Shazam!
- 1014
- 01:00:35,576 --> 01:00:38,683
- <i>♪ I don't want to stop at all ♪</i>
- 1015
- 01:00:39,430 --> 01:00:40,700
- Shazam!
- 1016
- 01:00:43,104 --> 01:00:44,453
- <i>♪ Alright ♪</i>
- 1017
- 01:00:49,637 --> 01:00:51,337
- What'd you see? What'd you see?
- Were there boobies?
- 1018
- 01:00:51,361 --> 01:00:52,367
- You see nipples?
- 1019
- 01:00:52,423 --> 01:00:53,685
- Why aren't you talking?
- 1020
- 01:00:55,620 --> 01:00:56,969
- We're gonna need more money.
- 1021
- 01:00:56,994 --> 01:00:58,432
- Wow, you were in there for,
- like, five minutes.
- 1022
- 01:00:58,456 --> 01:00:59,868
- Dude, they were very convincing.
- 1023
- 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:03,254
- <i>♪ That's why they call me
- Mister Fahrenheit ♪</i>
- 1024
- 01:01:03,726 --> 01:01:05,885
- <i>♪ I'm travelin' at the speed of light ♪</i>
- 1025
- 01:01:06,306 --> 01:01:07,640
- That's money... nice, nice...
- 1026
- 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,337
- Go, go, go.
- 1027
- 01:01:12,203 --> 01:01:14,338
- <i>♪ If you wanna have a good time ♪</i>
- 1028
- 01:01:14,866 --> 01:01:15,985
- No!
- 1029
- 01:01:16,891 --> 01:01:18,026
- Stop, no!
- 1030
- 01:01:18,068 --> 01:01:19,457
- - I'm not even looking.
- - Stop. Stop.
- 1031
- 01:01:19,481 --> 01:01:20,567
- I'm not even looking.
- 1032
- 01:01:20,614 --> 01:01:21,644
- Oh!
- 1033
- 01:01:21,671 --> 01:01:23,378
- - Oh, and done!
- - What?
- 1034
- 01:01:23,694 --> 01:01:24,904
- Finished him!
- 1035
- 01:01:28,910 --> 01:01:30,441
- A lair?
- 1036
- 01:01:30,568 --> 01:01:31,575
- Yes.
- 1037
- 01:01:31,599 --> 01:01:32,687
- And obviously,
- we're gonna have to be
- 1038
- 01:01:32,711 --> 01:01:34,694
- making this purchase
- anonymously.
- 1039
- 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,166
- Obviously.
- 1040
- 01:01:36,191 --> 01:01:38,472
- And um, if you have a location,
- 1041
- 01:01:38,496 --> 01:01:40,868
- like, on a cliff, like
- a castle-esque type thing.
- 1042
- 01:01:40,893 --> 01:01:42,011
- Overlooking some water.
- 1043
- 01:01:42,035 --> 01:01:43,760
- Over some water, seas below it.
- 1044
- 01:01:43,785 --> 01:01:45,863
- - Rough, you know.
- - Like waterfall, so you can, like...
- 1045
- 01:01:45,887 --> 01:01:48,181
- Waterfall! Yeah,
- if you have water... Yeah.
- 1046
- 01:01:48,243 --> 01:01:50,621
- Look, Maximum... Voltage, is it?
- 1047
- 01:01:50,661 --> 01:01:52,193
- You can call me Max.
- 1048
- 01:01:52,478 --> 01:01:53,597
- Look, Max.
- 1049
- 01:01:53,634 --> 01:01:54,760
- Why don't you just
- 1050
- 01:01:54,785 --> 01:01:56,722
- start with how many
- bedrooms you're looking for?
- 1051
- 01:01:56,746 --> 01:01:57,817
- - One.
- - Seven.
- 1052
- 01:01:57,842 --> 01:01:58,881
- - One?
- - Seven?
- 1053
- 01:01:58,906 --> 01:02:01,133
- What? Am I runnin'
- a foster home now?
- 1054
- 01:02:12,323 --> 01:02:14,478
- See the one where he throws
- the football into space?
- 1055
- 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:15,536
- So dope.
- 1056
- 01:02:15,561 --> 01:02:17,513
- Hey, you know, you guys got to
- wonder who's filming those, right?
- 1057
- 01:02:17,537 --> 01:02:19,283
- I mean, that's bravery
- in and of itself.
- 1058
- 01:02:19,974 --> 01:02:21,220
- I mean, is it though?
- 1059
- 01:02:21,245 --> 01:02:23,548
- Yeah. I'd actually argue
- maybe even more brave.
- 1060
- 01:02:23,718 --> 01:02:25,012
- Holding a camera?
- 1061
- 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,449
- Staring in the face of danger.
- 1062
- 01:02:27,802 --> 01:02:29,541
- Like some weirdo fanboy.
- 1063
- 01:02:30,606 --> 01:02:31,891
- Hey, Freeman.
- 1064
- 01:02:32,058 --> 01:02:33,653
- I-I wouldn't do that
- if I were you.
- 1065
- 01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:36,577
- What, is your bestie gonna hit
- us with a wheelchair this time?
- 1066
- 01:02:36,611 --> 01:02:38,635
- No, maybe not him but I
- have another best friend.
- 1067
- 01:02:38,725 --> 01:02:40,678
- Who might hunt you down
- and destroy both of you.
- 1068
- 01:02:41,298 --> 01:02:43,235
- - Okay, Freddy.
- - You may have heard of him.
- 1069
- 01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:45,585
- Uh, uh, the Human Powerstorm.
- 1070
- 01:02:45,659 --> 01:02:47,659
- Frequency Flinger,
- Sir-Zaps-A-Lot.
- 1071
- 01:02:47,898 --> 01:02:49,676
- Yeah, he's a man of many names.
- 1072
- 01:02:49,782 --> 01:02:51,861
- You know the Red Cyclone? You?
- 1073
- 01:02:51,923 --> 01:02:53,632
- Huh. My ass, you do.
- 1074
- 01:02:53,712 --> 01:02:55,616
- Oh, we're a lot
- closer than you think.
- 1075
- 01:02:55,793 --> 01:02:57,531
- Maybe even at this very moment.
- 1076
- 01:02:57,852 --> 01:02:58,884
- Prove it.
- 1077
- 01:02:58,909 --> 01:03:02,010
- I will tomorrow. Tomorrow
- he's gonna come to lunch and...
- 1078
- 01:03:02,073 --> 01:03:03,249
- R-Right, Billy?
- 1079
- 01:03:03,306 --> 01:03:04,420
- Oh, yeah, and then Superman's
- 1080
- 01:03:04,444 --> 01:03:06,522
- gonna be bringing us
- dessert, right?
- 1081
- 01:03:09,038 --> 01:03:11,061
- Tomorrow, at lunch. You'll see.
- 1082
- 01:03:11,130 --> 01:03:13,201
- And when he doesn't show, then
- 1083
- 01:03:13,232 --> 01:03:14,613
- we'll kick your ass.
- 1084
- 01:03:17,340 --> 01:03:18,848
- So wait, my identity's a secret
- 1085
- 01:03:18,873 --> 01:03:20,681
- so no one I know can get hurt.
- 1086
- 01:03:21,104 --> 01:03:22,721
- Except when it makes
- you look cool, then
- 1087
- 01:03:22,745 --> 01:03:24,143
- then it's all good.
- 1088
- 01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:25,686
- Billy, it's not like
- they're supervillains
- 1089
- 01:03:25,710 --> 01:03:27,003
- they're just super douchebags.
- 1090
- 01:03:27,719 --> 01:03:29,727
- So you're breaking your own rule?
- 1091
- 01:03:30,023 --> 01:03:31,182
- Got it.
- 1092
- 01:03:31,835 --> 01:03:34,343
- This thing is as much as
- mine as it is yours.
- 1093
- 01:03:35,695 --> 01:03:37,735
- I'm starting to think you
- think it's all your thing.
- 1094
- 01:03:38,133 --> 01:03:39,973
- Billy, you're still gonna
- do it, though, right?
- 1095
- 01:03:40,552 --> 01:03:42,404
- I mean, what would
- a good brother do?
- 1096
- 01:03:44,408 --> 01:03:45,804
- All hands on deck!
- 1097
- 01:03:49,365 --> 01:03:52,119
- Thank you for this family.
- Thank you for this day.
- 1098
- 01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:53,748
- Thank you for this food.
- 1099
- 01:03:53,803 --> 01:03:55,899
- Sorry Billy's hand's on vacay.
- 1100
- 01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,424
- Big news in Philly.
- They found a costumed hero.
- 1101
- 01:04:02,941 --> 01:04:04,179
- He's doing good.
- 1102
- 01:04:04,415 --> 01:04:06,042
- Yeah, but is he, though?
- 1103
- 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:08,327
- Oooh, controversy.
- 1104
- 01:04:08,352 --> 01:04:09,361
- Into it.
- 1105
- 01:04:09,385 --> 01:04:12,207
- Share with us your
- perspective, Eugene.
- 1106
- 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,569
- Just saying, he's what?
- Charging people's phones?
- 1107
- 01:04:15,642 --> 01:04:18,721
- So what? I can charge a phone...
- with a plug.
- 1108
- 01:04:18,754 --> 01:04:20,000
- Preach.
- 1109
- 01:04:20,249 --> 01:04:22,471
- Pedro, any thoughts?
- 1110
- 01:04:23,038 --> 01:04:24,474
- Costume's stupid?
- 1111
- 01:04:26,118 --> 01:04:28,634
- Big white cape like, he's
- getting married or something.
- 1112
- 01:04:28,841 --> 01:04:30,921
- What if he didn't get
- to pick his costume?
- 1113
- 01:04:30,991 --> 01:04:32,825
- Ever think about that?
- 1114
- 01:04:33,275 --> 01:04:35,196
- You're a specialist, Freddy.
- What do you think?
- 1115
- 01:04:35,283 --> 01:04:36,870
- Yeah, Freddy, let's
- 1116
- 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,704
- manage to see the positive.
- 1117
- 01:04:38,889 --> 01:04:41,001
- Okay, well, I think
- it looks like
- 1118
- 01:04:41,113 --> 01:04:43,208
- he doesn't have gratitude
- for what he's been given.
- 1119
- 01:04:43,501 --> 01:04:45,874
- Very specific. All right.
- 1120
- 01:04:45,941 --> 01:04:47,100
- Maybe to this superhero,
- 1121
- 01:04:47,125 --> 01:04:49,132
- gratitude doesn't mean
- having to be clingy.
- 1122
- 01:04:49,227 --> 01:04:50,719
- "Clingy", wow, interesting take.
- 1123
- 01:04:50,796 --> 01:04:53,097
- You know, maybe sometimes
- a superhero just
- 1124
- 01:04:53,121 --> 01:04:54,669
- wants a little me time.
- 1125
- 01:04:54,694 --> 01:04:56,792
- You know, me time can
- also be construed as
- 1126
- 01:04:56,816 --> 01:04:58,037
- pushing away his family.
- 1127
- 01:04:58,062 --> 01:05:00,175
- Family. Is that
- what they are now?
- 1128
- 01:05:00,255 --> 01:05:02,025
- It's a classic symptom of
- superhero syndrome
- 1129
- 01:05:02,055 --> 01:05:04,301
- coined by German psychologist
- 1130
- 01:05:04,325 --> 01:05:06,261
- Heinrich de Von...
- German something, where
- 1131
- 01:05:06,324 --> 01:05:08,907
- superpowers become an
- all-consuming narcotic.
- 1132
- 01:05:10,622 --> 01:05:12,408
- Son, we're still eating dinner.
- 1133
- 01:05:12,459 --> 01:05:14,038
- What he needs is a sidekick.
- 1134
- 01:05:14,085 --> 01:05:16,140
- Name one cool sidekick.
- 1135
- 01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:19,299
- Darla, why are you so
- quiet over there, baby?
- 1136
- 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,233
- You're never
- at a loss for words.
- 1137
- 01:05:21,535 --> 01:05:23,043
- I'm eating.
- 1138
- 01:05:34,046 --> 01:05:35,625
- Why am I still doing this?
- 1139
- 01:05:36,476 --> 01:05:38,190
- Billy, you can't skip every day.
- 1140
- 01:05:38,286 --> 01:05:39,492
- Not at your age.
- 1141
- 01:05:40,548 --> 01:05:41,850
- I'm not your age anymore.
- 1142
- 01:05:42,852 --> 01:05:44,773
- But I can go with you,
- we just got to
- 1143
- 01:05:44,838 --> 01:05:46,656
- trick the guard out,
- you know, and then...
- 1144
- 01:05:46,718 --> 01:05:48,544
- Billy, where are you going?
- 1145
- 01:05:48,715 --> 01:05:50,440
- You're still gonna have
- lunch with me, right?
- 1146
- 01:05:50,464 --> 01:05:51,623
- Billy?
- 1147
- 01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:54,750
- Sir-Zaps-A-Lot's still gonna
- eat in the cafeteria, right?
- 1148
- 01:06:00,898 --> 01:06:02,281
- <i>♪ Here we go now ♪</i>
- 1149
- 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:03,567
- <i>♪ Holla if ya hear me though ♪</i>
- 1150
- 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:04,805
- <i>♪ Come and feel me flow ♪</i>
- 1151
- 01:06:04,829 --> 01:06:06,289
- All right!
- 1152
- 01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,854
- Did you check it?
- 1153
- 01:06:08,314 --> 01:06:11,901
- People typically, like, give me
- a little money, you know, to...
- 1154
- 01:06:12,048 --> 01:06:14,318
- You're a sweet couple,
- you guys have a good day.
- 1155
- 01:06:26,088 --> 01:06:27,326
- Oh, my God.
- 1156
- 01:06:27,351 --> 01:06:29,128
- Mary, Mary, are you okay?
- 1157
- 01:06:29,312 --> 01:06:30,462
- How do you know my name?
- 1158
- 01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,017
- Uh, how do I know
- your name, uh...
- 1159
- 01:06:33,168 --> 01:06:35,629
- Uh, one of my superpowers
- is name-guessing.
- 1160
- 01:06:36,044 --> 01:06:37,878
- Which is really weird, I bet.
- 1161
- 01:06:37,902 --> 01:06:40,204
- Uh, it's not as cool as super
- strength or super speed
- 1162
- 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:42,769
- but it's really helpful
- when I meet new people.
- 1163
- 01:06:43,575 --> 01:06:44,908
- Are you hurt?
- 1164
- 01:06:45,082 --> 01:06:47,479
- No, I'm... I'm okay.
- 1165
- 01:06:47,510 --> 01:06:49,058
- Thank you, um...
- 1166
- 01:06:50,789 --> 01:06:52,559
- I just need a second to think.
- 1167
- 01:06:53,261 --> 01:06:54,698
- This has been such a weird day.
- 1168
- 01:06:54,804 --> 01:06:58,954
- Um, using my powers
- of super observation,
- 1169
- 01:06:58,977 --> 01:07:01,887
- I see that you're holding
- a letter from a college
- 1170
- 01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:05,292
- in your hand. Are you upset
- because you didn't get in?
- 1171
- 01:07:08,957 --> 01:07:10,251
- I got in.
- 1172
- 01:07:12,325 --> 01:07:14,786
- Uh... well, now my
- superpowers are failing me
- 1173
- 01:07:14,848 --> 01:07:16,606
- and I'm very confused.
- 1174
- 01:07:17,590 --> 01:07:19,336
- Yeah, me too.
- 1175
- 01:07:20,284 --> 01:07:22,793
- I don't know. I know I should be
- excited 'cause this is my dream
- 1176
- 01:07:22,817 --> 01:07:25,093
- and I worked really,
- really hard for this.
- 1177
- 01:07:25,914 --> 01:07:27,240
- But it's like...
- 1178
- 01:07:29,855 --> 01:07:32,506
- I don't know, leaving my family
- does not feel fun, you know?
- 1179
- 01:07:32,595 --> 01:07:35,261
- Can I-Can I-Can I give you
- a little piece of advice?
- 1180
- 01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:37,366
- Don't be worried about
- everybody else.
- 1181
- 01:07:37,399 --> 01:07:39,192
- Always look out for number one.
- 1182
- 01:07:39,281 --> 01:07:41,448
- - Gandhi said that.
- - I don't think he said that.
- 1183
- 01:07:41,509 --> 01:07:43,317
- - Yeah, he did.
- - Gandhi did not say that.
- 1184
- 01:07:43,341 --> 01:07:45,095
- - Somebody like Gandhi said that.
- - Take care of number one?
- 1185
- 01:07:45,119 --> 01:07:47,286
- It was a really wi...
- It might have been Yoda.
- 1186
- 01:07:47,315 --> 01:07:48,561
- - Listen.
- - I'm sorry, no.
- 1187
- 01:07:48,586 --> 01:07:50,474
- Agree to disagree.
- The point is...
- 1188
- 01:07:50,528 --> 01:07:52,854
- You do you, you know?
- You got to look out for you.
- 1189
- 01:07:52,903 --> 01:07:55,474
- And get as far away from
- this place as you can.
- 1190
- 01:07:57,352 --> 01:07:58,829
- I don't know if I want to.
- 1191
- 01:07:58,854 --> 01:08:00,441
- Of course you do.
- What are you gonna do?
- 1192
- 01:08:00,465 --> 01:08:02,825
- You're gonna live in a group
- home for the rest of your life?
- 1193
- 01:08:04,263 --> 01:08:06,494
- Look, families are for people who
- can't take care of themselves.
- 1194
- 01:08:06,518 --> 01:08:08,478
- Okay? So.
- 1195
- 01:08:09,326 --> 01:08:11,634
- And you know, y-you can take
- care of yourself, you know.
- 1196
- 01:08:11,658 --> 01:08:13,634
- Also, look both ways
- when you cross the street.
- 1197
- 01:08:18,582 --> 01:08:20,074
- I'll just call him.
- 1198
- 01:08:24,030 --> 01:08:25,205
- It's ringing.
- 1199
- 01:08:27,683 --> 01:08:29,675
- Red Cyclone! Hey!
- Hey, what's goin' on?
- 1200
- 01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:32,312
- Oh, that's crazy.
- Yeah, it's Freddy, by the way.
- 1201
- 01:08:32,336 --> 01:08:33,668
- Yeah, it's crazy. That is...
- 1202
- 01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:34,906
- Great story.
- 1203
- 01:08:35,884 --> 01:08:37,146
- He's not talking.
- 1204
- 01:08:38,847 --> 01:08:40,537
- I was! I was!
- 1205
- 01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,238
- We're friends. I know him. I do.
- 1206
- 01:08:42,341 --> 01:08:43,587
- I know... I know...
- 1207
- 01:08:48,235 --> 01:08:49,267
- Shit.
- 1208
- 01:08:53,563 --> 01:08:54,737
- Come on, now.
- 1209
- 01:08:54,959 --> 01:08:57,951
- ♪ Hands. Lightning with my hands. ♪
- 1210
- 01:08:58,182 --> 01:08:59,801
- ♪ Lightning with my hands. ♪
- 1211
- 01:09:00,282 --> 01:09:02,480
- ♪ Lightning with my hands. ♪
- 1212
- 01:09:02,504 --> 01:09:04,339
- Hey! Hey!
- 1213
- 01:09:04,402 --> 01:09:05,680
- Hey, young man.
- 1214
- 01:09:05,713 --> 01:09:06,870
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- 1215
- 01:09:06,895 --> 01:09:08,493
- I'm in the middle
- of a show right now.
- 1216
- 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:09,804
- How can I help you?
- 1217
- 01:09:09,829 --> 01:09:12,558
- I just wanna say thank you
- for showing up to lunch today.
- 1218
- 01:09:12,822 --> 01:09:16,083
- Yeah, I got a little something
- called a suitcase wedgie, right?
- 1219
- 01:09:16,107 --> 01:09:17,782
- I don't know if you've ever
- heard of it, but it's when
- 1220
- 01:09:17,806 --> 01:09:19,817
- someone grabs your
- underwear like that
- 1221
- 01:09:19,841 --> 01:09:21,047
- and hold you like a suitcase,
- 1222
- 01:09:21,072 --> 01:09:22,662
- walks you down the hallway.
- 1223
- 01:09:22,886 --> 01:09:25,156
- And this was my underwear.
- 1224
- 01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:29,022
- Gross.
- 1225
- 01:09:29,421 --> 01:09:30,630
- You said you'd come.
- 1226
- 01:09:30,654 --> 01:09:32,690
- You said I will come,
- I never said I was...
- 1227
- 01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:34,520
- I'm a superhero, dude.
- 1228
- 01:09:34,582 --> 01:09:36,050
- Well, you're acting real heroic.
- 1229
- 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:37,844
- How much are people
- paying you today?
- 1230
- 01:09:38,845 --> 01:09:42,162
- Listen, I have serious
- responsibilities now, okay?
- 1231
- 01:09:42,233 --> 01:09:44,495
- But that's cool because I can
- carry that burden with my...
- 1232
- 01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:47,141
- ♪ hands. Lightning with my hands. ♪
- 1233
- 01:10:13,222 --> 01:10:14,500
- Holy moley.
- 1234
- 01:10:16,666 --> 01:10:18,015
- Don't move!
- 1235
- 01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,529
- Nobody move!
- 1236
- 01:10:28,076 --> 01:10:29,306
- Oh, no.
- 1237
- 01:10:29,536 --> 01:10:31,132
- No, no, no, no, no. Stay, stay.
- 1238
- 01:10:31,234 --> 01:10:33,061
- Stay. Stay. Stay.
- 1239
- 01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:42,459
- Oh.
- 1240
- 01:10:42,879 --> 01:10:44,402
- Oh, that looked like it hurts.
- 1241
- 01:10:44,549 --> 01:10:45,803
- It's him!
- 1242
- 01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:47,540
- It's the superhero guy!
- 1243
- 01:10:48,386 --> 01:10:49,553
- Save us!
- 1244
- 01:10:50,393 --> 01:10:51,528
- Come on.
- 1245
- 01:10:53,438 --> 01:10:54,580
- Come...
- 1246
- 01:10:56,359 --> 01:10:58,430
- What's he doing?
- What's going on?
- 1247
- 01:11:07,566 --> 01:11:08,574
- What?
- 1248
- 01:11:16,061 --> 01:11:18,307
- Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
- Please don't make me do this.
- 1249
- 01:11:18,636 --> 01:11:20,334
- That is the worst idea ever!
- 1250
- 01:11:30,110 --> 01:11:32,706
- Oho! Oh, I did it!
- 1251
- 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:33,905
- I did it!
- 1252
- 01:11:33,969 --> 01:11:36,096
- I got the bus! I got the bus.
- 1253
- 01:11:36,289 --> 01:11:37,511
- Nobody move in there!
- 1254
- 01:11:37,814 --> 01:11:40,134
- I got to put this thing down,
- I got to put this thing down.
- 1255
- 01:11:45,727 --> 01:11:48,435
- No, no, no, doggie, doggie,
- you have to move. Move!
- 1256
- 01:11:48,459 --> 01:11:49,609
- Shoo! Shoo!
- 1257
- 01:11:49,634 --> 01:11:51,466
- Please be a good dog. Good dog!
- 1258
- 01:11:51,490 --> 01:11:53,047
- Ooh, you're being a bad dog.
- 1259
- 01:11:53,072 --> 01:11:54,501
- Go! Go!
- 1260
- 01:11:55,322 --> 01:11:56,893
- Please go. Please move.
- 1261
- 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,722
- Yes, thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- 1262
- 01:12:00,253 --> 01:12:01,372
- Thank you.
- 1263
- 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,424
- Yeah.
- 1264
- 01:12:18,621 --> 01:12:20,566
- Yeah, no, no, no, my f...
- 1265
- 01:12:20,597 --> 01:12:22,726
- I was in the neighborhood,
- you know, so I thought...
- 1266
- 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:23,829
- Thank you, thank you.
- 1267
- 01:12:23,854 --> 01:12:25,924
- You know, it's kinda
- my fault, anyway.
- 1268
- 01:12:28,716 --> 01:12:32,279
- So, it seems Philadelphia has
- gotten an early Christmas present
- 1269
- 01:12:32,312 --> 01:12:36,156
- in the form of
- its very own superhero.
- 1270
- 01:12:36,222 --> 01:12:37,698
- And we're out.
- 1271
- 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:39,936
- - Hey, thank you very much.
- - Oh, of course, yeah.
- 1272
- 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:42,302
- Dude! Dude, dude!
- Dude, did you see that?
- 1273
- 01:12:42,534 --> 01:12:45,725
- Yeah, you electrocuted a bus
- and almost killed these people.
- 1274
- 01:12:45,902 --> 01:12:47,687
- And then I caught it!
- 1275
- 01:12:47,937 --> 01:12:51,342
- Freddy! I caught a bus
- with my bare hands, man!
- 1276
- 01:12:51,366 --> 01:12:53,694
- I caught a bus like people
- catch fly balls, like...
- 1277
- 01:12:53,718 --> 01:12:54,987
- Who does that? I do that.
- 1278
- 01:12:55,011 --> 01:12:56,671
- Billy, you do nothing, you...
- 1279
- 01:12:56,743 --> 01:12:59,378
- you take selfies and
- make people pay you.
- 1280
- 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:00,564
- You know what, forget it.
- 1281
- 01:13:00,589 --> 01:13:02,875
- I can't really talk to you
- when you look like this.
- 1282
- 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,477
- You just wish it was you.
- 1283
- 01:13:05,378 --> 01:13:06,521
- No shit.
- 1284
- 01:13:07,125 --> 01:13:08,172
- You think?
- 1285
- 01:13:08,197 --> 01:13:10,260
- I would kill to have
- what you have.
- 1286
- 01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:12,430
- 'Cause everything I do
- 1287
- 01:13:12,494 --> 01:13:14,169
- is like, some-some
- desperate attempt
- 1288
- 01:13:14,208 --> 01:13:15,969
- to get people to notice me.
- 1289
- 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:17,585
- To not feel sorry for me.
- 1290
- 01:13:17,904 --> 01:13:19,379
- I mean, look at me. Look at me.
- 1291
- 01:13:19,404 --> 01:13:20,835
- Do you even see me?
- 1292
- 01:13:21,255 --> 01:13:22,906
- 'Cause most people don't.
- 1293
- 01:13:23,733 --> 01:13:25,098
- 'Cause they don't want to.
- 1294
- 01:13:25,895 --> 01:13:27,221
- And you don't either.
- 1295
- 01:13:28,199 --> 01:13:29,889
- I mean, you think
- this is who you are?
- 1296
- 01:13:30,454 --> 01:13:32,016
- I mean, Billy, you're 14.
- 1297
- 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:33,826
- And now you're no
- better than the Breyers.
- 1298
- 01:13:34,462 --> 01:13:36,139
- All this power,
- 1299
- 01:13:36,186 --> 01:13:39,154
- and all you did was turn
- into a showoff and a bully.
- 1300
- 01:13:41,704 --> 01:13:42,831
- Whatever, kid.
- 1301
- 01:13:42,919 --> 01:13:44,339
- I do what I want!
- 1302
- 01:13:46,110 --> 01:13:48,411
- And I'm like mid-20s, probably.
- 1303
- 01:13:49,485 --> 01:13:51,032
- Maybe even, like, 30.
- 1304
- 01:13:54,774 --> 01:13:56,139
- Chosen one.
- 1305
- 01:13:59,651 --> 01:14:01,738
- The so-called perfect man.
- 1306
- 01:14:03,202 --> 01:14:04,503
- Pure of heart.
- 1307
- 01:14:05,725 --> 01:14:07,551
- Flawless in every way.
- 1308
- 01:14:10,127 --> 01:14:11,770
- What made you so worthy?
- 1309
- 01:14:11,883 --> 01:14:13,867
- I'm sorry, can I help...
- can I help...?
- 1310
- 01:14:13,985 --> 01:14:15,493
- Do you want a autograph
- or somethin'?
- 1311
- 01:14:15,518 --> 01:14:16,852
- Give me your power.
- 1312
- 01:14:19,484 --> 01:14:20,690
- Or die.
- 1313
- 01:14:20,738 --> 01:14:22,246
- Oh, snap.
- 1314
- 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,313
- You're like a bad guy, right?
- 1315
- 01:14:24,355 --> 01:14:25,369
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- 1316
- 01:14:25,393 --> 01:14:27,409
- Look, before this gets
- really stupid for you,
- 1317
- 01:14:27,489 --> 01:14:29,465
- you should know that
- I'm basically invincible.
- 1318
- 01:14:38,333 --> 01:14:41,129
- The weapons of man draw
- no blood from our kind.
- 1319
- 01:14:41,153 --> 01:14:42,173
- This is the...
- 1320
- 01:14:43,351 --> 01:14:46,462
- The only thing that
- extinguishes magic
- 1321
- 01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:47,930
- is magic.
- 1322
- 01:14:49,227 --> 01:14:51,442
- Time to transfer
- your power to me.
- 1323
- 01:14:54,282 --> 01:14:57,774
- Oho, you did not see that one
- coming, did you, grandpa?
- 1324
- 01:14:57,958 --> 01:14:59,426
- Them's street rules!
- 1325
- 01:15:09,094 --> 01:15:10,411
- Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
- 1326
- 01:15:10,436 --> 01:15:12,402
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1327
- 01:15:12,438 --> 01:15:14,139
- I never should've punched
- you in the nuts like that.
- 1328
- 01:15:14,163 --> 01:15:15,386
- That was totally my bad.
- 1329
- 01:15:15,449 --> 01:15:16,758
- We can talk about this.
- 1330
- 01:15:16,886 --> 01:15:18,259
- You grovel like a child.
- 1331
- 01:15:18,294 --> 01:15:20,555
- That's because I am one.
- I-I'm a kid.
- 1332
- 01:15:20,579 --> 01:15:22,023
- You don't want to
- hurt a kid, do you?
- 1333
- 01:15:25,031 --> 01:15:26,150
- I believe I can fly!
- 1334
- 01:15:26,174 --> 01:15:27,795
- I believe I can fly! I can fly!
- 1335
- 01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:29,229
- Freddy said if I believe,
- I can fly!
- 1336
- 01:15:29,254 --> 01:15:30,809
- Then I can fly, so I believe!
- 1337
- 01:15:30,897 --> 01:15:32,127
- I believe, oh, please!
- 1338
- 01:15:32,177 --> 01:15:33,709
- Okay! Superman!
- 1339
- 01:15:33,733 --> 01:15:36,136
- Superman! What arm is it?!
- 1340
- 01:15:36,206 --> 01:15:37,698
- Why am I not flying?!
- 1341
- 01:15:37,722 --> 01:15:39,585
- Please, I don't wanna die!
- 1342
- 01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:56,815
- Oh.
- 1343
- 01:15:58,767 --> 01:15:59,814
- Whoa.
- 1344
- 01:16:00,110 --> 01:16:01,189
- Whoa.
- 1345
- 01:16:01,823 --> 01:16:03,442
- I'm floating!
- 1346
- 01:16:16,756 --> 01:16:18,129
- I can fly!
- 1347
- 01:16:24,176 --> 01:16:25,318
- Billy?
- 1348
- 01:16:26,664 --> 01:16:28,449
- Freddy! I need your help!
- 1349
- 01:16:28,623 --> 01:16:29,901
- You can fly?
- 1350
- 01:16:38,091 --> 01:16:39,416
- Who's the other guy?
- 1351
- 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,140
- Santa!
- 1352
- 01:16:43,998 --> 01:16:47,786
- So, like, what you and Mrs.
- Claus do in the summertime?
- 1353
- 01:16:47,981 --> 01:16:50,442
- Well, in some ways,
- 1354
- 01:16:50,584 --> 01:16:52,457
- Santa's always here for you.
- 1355
- 01:16:57,300 --> 01:16:58,403
- Oh, help!
- 1356
- 01:16:59,593 --> 01:17:00,966
- Help Santa!
- 1357
- 01:17:01,295 --> 01:17:03,192
- Santa needs help!
- 1358
- 01:17:03,846 --> 01:17:05,211
- Give us a shout if you need us.
- 1359
- 01:17:12,035 --> 01:17:15,067
- I'm just gonna chill in here for
- a little while, if that's okay.
- 1360
- 01:17:18,452 --> 01:17:19,579
- This is crazy!
- 1361
- 01:17:19,898 --> 01:17:21,446
- This is crazy. You don't
- have to fight this guy.
- 1362
- 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:23,516
- This isn't your job.
- You can run, right?
- 1363
- 01:17:23,672 --> 01:17:26,076
- Yes! You can run. Awesome.
- 1364
- 01:17:34,432 --> 01:17:35,654
- Get back!
- 1365
- 01:17:35,717 --> 01:17:37,407
- Just get... Get away!
- 1366
- 01:17:39,363 --> 01:17:41,442
- <i>I'm Batman.</i> Get him, Batman!
- 1367
- 01:18:11,489 --> 01:18:12,656
- Come on!
- 1368
- 01:18:38,167 --> 01:18:40,119
- Sh... Shazam!
- 1369
- 01:19:10,086 --> 01:19:11,277
- Billy!
- 1370
- 01:19:12,233 --> 01:19:13,487
- Billy!
- 1371
- 01:19:15,050 --> 01:19:16,296
- Billy, where are you?
- 1372
- 01:19:19,587 --> 01:19:20,642
- Billy!
- 1373
- 01:19:21,879 --> 01:19:23,157
- Where are you, Billy?
- 1374
- 01:19:27,623 --> 01:19:28,766
- Billy, come on!
- 1375
- 01:19:31,788 --> 01:19:32,891
- Billy.
- 1376
- 01:19:33,782 --> 01:19:36,012
- - Where is he?
- - Um, supervillain.
- 1377
- 01:19:36,482 --> 01:19:38,728
- Supervillain! Supervillain!
- 1378
- 01:19:39,860 --> 01:19:41,034
- Worse.
- 1379
- 01:19:41,446 --> 01:19:42,676
- Much worse.
- 1380
- 01:19:42,926 --> 01:19:44,291
- Radioactive anthromorph.
- 1381
- 01:19:44,331 --> 01:19:46,140
- Psychic energy manipulator.
- 1382
- 01:19:46,435 --> 01:19:47,688
- I won't let you read my mind.
- 1383
- 01:19:47,713 --> 01:19:49,840
- My mind is blank.
- You can't get in.
- 1384
- 01:19:49,864 --> 01:19:51,493
- I don't need to read your mind.
- 1385
- 01:19:52,066 --> 01:19:54,043
- Because you are going to tell me.
- 1386
- 01:19:54,655 --> 01:19:56,036
- Where is he?
- 1387
- 01:20:08,372 --> 01:20:09,714
- Oh, my God, are you okay?
- 1388
- 01:20:10,951 --> 01:20:11,959
- You okay?
- 1389
- 01:20:12,482 --> 01:20:13,807
- What happened? Are you hurt?
- 1390
- 01:20:13,904 --> 01:20:15,055
- Come inside.
- 1391
- 01:20:15,166 --> 01:20:16,340
- We need to have a talk.
- 1392
- 01:20:17,788 --> 01:20:19,423
- Just don't be too
- hard on him, okay?
- 1393
- 01:20:25,877 --> 01:20:28,425
- Running out on us. Lying.
- 1394
- 01:20:28,580 --> 01:20:29,992
- Then I get a call
- from the school
- 1395
- 01:20:30,017 --> 01:20:31,937
- telling me you've
- been cutting class.
- 1396
- 01:20:32,193 --> 01:20:33,470
- Getting in fights.
- 1397
- 01:20:39,752 --> 01:20:41,688
- Whoa, is that...?
- 1398
- 01:20:44,007 --> 01:20:46,277
- What's Freddy doing
- with a superhero?
- 1399
- 01:20:49,604 --> 01:20:52,827
- What's this superhero
- doing with Freddy?
- 1400
- 01:20:56,298 --> 01:20:57,703
- You remember dinner?
- 1401
- 01:20:57,727 --> 01:20:59,758
- When Billy and
- Freddy were arguing
- 1402
- 01:20:59,825 --> 01:21:01,555
- like an old married
- couple like this?
- 1403
- 01:21:02,891 --> 01:21:05,565
- When he rescued me, he
- knew I lived in a group home.
- 1404
- 01:21:05,596 --> 01:21:07,652
- He knew my name.
- He called me Mary.
- 1405
- 01:21:16,138 --> 01:21:17,217
- Wait.
- 1406
- 01:21:17,242 --> 01:21:19,646
- Are you saying Billy's
- the Human Powerstorm?
- 1407
- 01:21:19,695 --> 01:21:21,520
- Yes! You guys figured it out!
- 1408
- 01:21:21,594 --> 01:21:23,188
- All on your own. I didn't help.
- 1409
- 01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:24,490
- I didn't break any promises.
- 1410
- 01:21:24,515 --> 01:21:25,685
- You knew?
- 1411
- 01:21:25,764 --> 01:21:27,359
- I'm a good sister!
- 1412
- 01:21:31,564 --> 01:21:32,961
- I mean, what were you thinking?
- 1413
- 01:21:34,182 --> 01:21:35,762
- Then you bring Freddy into it.
- 1414
- 01:21:41,779 --> 01:21:44,692
- Give him some space, guys.
- He's a little upset. Okay?
- 1415
- 01:21:54,801 --> 01:21:55,880
- Billy?
- 1416
- 01:22:00,982 --> 01:22:02,300
- You're him.
- 1417
- 01:22:03,362 --> 01:22:04,791
- You're the hero.
- 1418
- 01:22:05,953 --> 01:22:08,334
- Yeah, well, not anymore, so.
- 1419
- 01:22:12,447 --> 01:22:14,288
- Why do you have my notebook?
- 1420
- 01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:18,985
- Eugene finished you search.
- 1421
- 01:22:19,647 --> 01:22:21,853
- Look, I'm not a hacker, okay?
- 1422
- 01:22:22,086 --> 01:22:24,530
- But I have played
- Watchdogs and Uplink.
- 1423
- 01:22:24,595 --> 01:22:26,729
- And maybe I did
- pick up a few skills
- 1424
- 01:22:26,762 --> 01:22:28,842
- which maybe did get me
- into federal databases
- 1425
- 01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:30,130
- most people can't get into, but...
- 1426
- 01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:31,932
- Good for you, but I'm gonna go.
- 1427
- 01:22:32,307 --> 01:22:35,489
- Your parents' names
- are Marilyn and C.C. Batson.
- 1428
- 01:22:41,007 --> 01:22:42,094
- What?
- 1429
- 01:22:42,261 --> 01:22:44,206
- You were born in
- Zumbrota, Minnesota.
- 1430
- 01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:46,177
- They divorced when
- you were three.
- 1431
- 01:22:46,424 --> 01:22:47,861
- Your mom moved here that year.
- 1432
- 01:22:48,108 --> 01:22:49,886
- 20 months later, you got lost.
- 1433
- 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:53,168
- You never found them 'cause
- your dad's been in prison
- 1434
- 01:22:53,192 --> 01:22:54,715
- in Florida for 10 years.
- 1435
- 01:22:54,916 --> 01:22:56,273
- And your mom's...
- 1436
- 01:22:58,069 --> 01:22:59,100
- What?
- 1437
- 01:23:00,655 --> 01:23:01,742
- Is she dead?
- 1438
- 01:23:02,357 --> 01:23:04,485
- She's two subway stops away.
- 1439
- 01:23:05,468 --> 01:23:06,492
- What?
- 1440
- 01:23:07,502 --> 01:23:08,510
- You know, you didn't find her
- 1441
- 01:23:08,534 --> 01:23:10,805
- because she reverted
- to her maiden name.
- 1442
- 01:23:15,063 --> 01:23:17,460
- Hey, Billy! Billy!
- 1443
- 01:23:20,671 --> 01:23:22,107
- Victor, get the keys.
- 1444
- 01:23:22,131 --> 01:23:24,305
- Kids, stay here,
- in case Billy comes back.
- 1445
- 01:23:32,564 --> 01:23:34,230
- Get inside. Let's go.
- 1446
- 01:23:42,646 --> 01:23:45,558
- Wait. I thought we were
- running after Billy?
- 1447
- 01:23:45,737 --> 01:23:48,340
- No, we're gonna
- wait here for now.
- 1448
- 01:23:51,804 --> 01:23:52,963
- Billy?
- 1449
- 01:23:55,855 --> 01:23:56,919
- Freddy?
- 1450
- 01:24:01,215 --> 01:24:03,048
- Oh, how quaint.
- 1451
- 01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:08,386
- Actually, I take that back.
- 1452
- 01:24:10,250 --> 01:24:11,877
- What a shithole.
- 1453
- 01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:56,615
- Just a second.
- 1454
- 01:25:01,253 --> 01:25:02,737
- Hey, look, I'm late for
- work already, all right?
- 1455
- 01:25:02,761 --> 01:25:04,919
- We don't need any
- magazines or whatever.
- 1456
- 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:06,522
- Oh, I'm not.
- 1457
- 01:25:07,668 --> 01:25:09,383
- You probably don't
- recognize me, but.
- 1458
- 01:25:11,409 --> 01:25:12,964
- I found my way home.
- 1459
- 01:25:14,411 --> 01:25:15,427
- Mom.
- 1460
- 01:25:17,357 --> 01:25:18,492
- It's me.
- 1461
- 01:25:19,866 --> 01:25:20,905
- Oh, God.
- 1462
- 01:25:22,506 --> 01:25:23,530
- Is it?
- 1463
- 01:25:26,140 --> 01:25:27,965
- Um, hang on.
- 1464
- 01:25:29,734 --> 01:25:31,011
- Who's at the door?
- 1465
- 01:25:32,257 --> 01:25:33,432
- It's um...
- 1466
- 01:25:34,097 --> 01:25:35,867
- It's no one, Travis.
- 1467
- 01:25:40,751 --> 01:25:42,251
- That wasn't Dad, was it?
- 1468
- 01:25:43,317 --> 01:25:44,531
- No, I...
- 1469
- 01:25:45,344 --> 01:25:48,074
- Listen, it's um...
- 1470
- 01:25:50,054 --> 01:25:51,228
- It's really you, huh?
- 1471
- 01:25:53,691 --> 01:25:55,254
- I didn't mean to run away.
- 1472
- 01:25:56,126 --> 01:25:57,420
- You know that, right?
- 1473
- 01:25:58,124 --> 01:26:00,798
- I let go but it was by
- accident, I...
- 1474
- 01:26:00,909 --> 01:26:02,599
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- 1475
- 01:26:03,203 --> 01:26:05,005
- I saw you.
- 1476
- 01:26:06,018 --> 01:26:07,026
- What?
- 1477
- 01:26:10,401 --> 01:26:12,076
- I saw you after.
- 1478
- 01:26:14,660 --> 01:26:17,350
- So, it was never your fault.
- 1479
- 01:26:18,893 --> 01:26:20,798
- I was 17.
- 1480
- 01:26:21,355 --> 01:26:23,061
- And my dad, he kicked me out.
- 1481
- 01:26:23,436 --> 01:26:25,412
- And your dad just...
- 1482
- 01:26:25,547 --> 01:26:27,919
- decided not to be
- a part of anything.
- 1483
- 01:26:28,463 --> 01:26:31,423
- And I was hurting
- and I was screwed up.
- 1484
- 01:26:33,682 --> 01:26:34,698
- I wanted the tiger.
- 1485
- 01:26:34,723 --> 01:26:36,992
- I know, I know, honey, but.
- 1486
- 01:26:37,297 --> 01:26:39,424
- Mom's not exactly going pro
- here, okay?
- 1487
- 01:26:42,483 --> 01:26:43,603
- Billy?
- 1488
- 01:26:44,349 --> 01:26:45,468
- Billy!
- 1489
- 01:26:46,422 --> 01:26:47,597
- Billy!
- 1490
- 01:26:48,097 --> 01:26:50,375
- Jesus Christ, Billy,
- this isn't funny!
- 1491
- 01:26:51,098 --> 01:26:52,098
- Here you go, buddy.
- 1492
- 01:26:58,072 --> 01:27:00,969
- But it's just once
- I saw you with the police,
- 1493
- 01:27:01,373 --> 01:27:02,988
- I realized that
- 1494
- 01:27:03,099 --> 01:27:06,527
- they could do a better job taking
- care of you than I ever will.
- 1495
- 01:27:11,693 --> 01:27:13,185
- But you're good, right?
- 1496
- 01:27:14,860 --> 01:27:16,767
- I mean you landed on your feet.
- 1497
- 01:27:17,942 --> 01:27:19,418
- 'Cause, I mean, you look real good.
- 1498
- 01:27:22,121 --> 01:27:23,573
- It's just...
- 1499
- 01:27:25,425 --> 01:27:28,472
- Now is not a really
- good time for me, Billy.
- 1500
- 01:27:32,962 --> 01:27:35,089
- All I wanted to do was
- 1501
- 01:27:36,450 --> 01:27:38,315
- let you know
- I'm doing good, but...
- 1502
- 01:27:39,745 --> 01:27:42,475
- I have to get back
- to my real family, so.
- 1503
- 01:27:44,617 --> 01:27:45,807
- Here.
- 1504
- 01:27:49,454 --> 01:27:50,764
- What's this?
- 1505
- 01:27:51,233 --> 01:27:53,972
- Marilyn! What's
- going on out there?
- 1506
- 01:27:54,637 --> 01:27:56,240
- You might need it more than me.
- 1507
- 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:16,635
- Freddy, you were right.
- Sorry I yelled at you.
- 1508
- 01:28:17,087 --> 01:28:18,570
- <i>Come home, Billy.</i>
- 1509
- 01:28:19,218 --> 01:28:20,663
- <i>Come home.</i>
- 1510
- 01:28:20,829 --> 01:28:23,979
- <i>Billy! Supervillain!
- Supervillain!</i>
- 1511
- 01:28:40,527 --> 01:28:41,535
- Shazam!
- 1512
- 01:28:55,465 --> 01:28:57,790
- Who are you? What do you want?
- 1513
- 01:28:57,982 --> 01:28:59,379
- What do I want?
- 1514
- 01:29:00,277 --> 01:29:01,523
- I want...
- 1515
- 01:29:06,541 --> 01:29:07,811
- That.
- 1516
- 01:29:08,703 --> 01:29:09,997
- Whoa.
- 1517
- 01:29:13,602 --> 01:29:14,912
- Kick his ass, Billy!
- 1518
- 01:29:17,746 --> 01:29:18,754
- Oh, God.
- 1519
- 01:29:18,779 --> 01:29:19,890
- Yes, Billy.
- 1520
- 01:29:20,153 --> 01:29:21,630
- Try it, by all means.
- 1521
- 01:29:22,225 --> 01:29:23,868
- Let them go and I'll come inside.
- 1522
- 01:29:24,207 --> 01:29:26,326
- Oh, first you come inside,
- 1523
- 01:29:26,389 --> 01:29:28,317
- then maybe I'll let them go.
- 1524
- 01:29:45,111 --> 01:29:46,587
- Good boy.
- 1525
- 01:29:49,055 --> 01:29:51,055
- 'Cause that's all you are, isn't it?
- 1526
- 01:29:51,863 --> 01:29:53,180
- How old are you?
- 1527
- 01:29:53,457 --> 01:29:55,886
- - Basically, 15.
- - Hmm.
- 1528
- 01:29:57,645 --> 01:29:59,264
- When I was a child,
- 1529
- 01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,463
- the old man told me
- I wasn't good enough.
- 1530
- 01:30:01,541 --> 01:30:02,954
- And here you are,
- 1531
- 01:30:03,351 --> 01:30:04,827
- a coward.
- 1532
- 01:30:05,587 --> 01:30:06,988
- Run from me?
- 1533
- 01:30:07,434 --> 01:30:09,656
- And that wizard chooses you.
- You're not a hero.
- 1534
- 01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:13,000
- But I'm gonna give you
- the opportunity to be one.
- 1535
- 01:30:13,635 --> 01:30:15,444
- Give me the power of a champion.
- 1536
- 01:30:15,581 --> 01:30:17,144
- No, don't do it, Billy!
- 1537
- 01:30:33,809 --> 01:30:35,135
- Give me the power
- 1538
- 01:30:35,629 --> 01:30:36,676
- and I'll let them go.
- 1539
- 01:30:36,700 --> 01:30:37,929
- Darla, no.
- 1540
- 01:30:38,011 --> 01:30:39,701
- Don't, don't go, Billy!
- 1541
- 01:30:39,861 --> 01:30:41,972
- Don't go! Don't go, Billy!
- 1542
- 01:30:42,067 --> 01:30:44,122
- No, no, I-I have to,
- I have to, it's...
- 1543
- 01:30:44,452 --> 01:30:47,468
- It's what a good brother
- would do, right?
- 1544
- 01:30:52,101 --> 01:30:53,291
- Billy.
- 1545
- 01:31:19,629 --> 01:31:22,288
- I dedicated my life
- to getting here.
- 1546
- 01:31:23,563 --> 01:31:24,968
- I scoured the earth.
- 1547
- 01:31:25,515 --> 01:31:26,873
- No one believed me.
- 1548
- 01:31:27,925 --> 01:31:29,028
- No one helped.
- 1549
- 01:31:30,013 --> 01:31:31,013
- Not the wizard.
- 1550
- 01:31:32,441 --> 01:31:33,679
- Not my family.
- 1551
- 01:31:35,635 --> 01:31:37,215
- I only had myself.
- 1552
- 01:31:37,971 --> 01:31:39,090
- I get it.
- 1553
- 01:31:40,527 --> 01:31:41,876
- I get what that's like.
- 1554
- 01:31:43,961 --> 01:31:45,644
- Feeling like you're
- all alone in the world.
- 1555
- 01:31:45,802 --> 01:31:46,881
- Stand.
- 1556
- 01:31:47,517 --> 01:31:50,279
- Feeling like there's that one
- thing, if you could just find it.
- 1557
- 01:31:50,409 --> 01:31:52,153
- Then you'd finally
- be good enough.
- 1558
- 01:31:52,249 --> 01:31:53,392
- Stand.
- 1559
- 01:31:55,611 --> 01:31:57,381
- The champion's name.
- 1560
- 01:31:58,865 --> 01:32:00,000
- Say it.
- 1561
- 01:32:27,319 --> 01:32:28,477
- Look, no offense, mister,
- 1562
- 01:32:28,501 --> 01:32:31,540
- but I don't think these things
- have your best interest at heart.
- 1563
- 01:32:31,846 --> 01:32:34,965
- Don't listen to this child.
- 1564
- 01:32:35,214 --> 01:32:37,285
- Take the staff.
- 1565
- 01:32:37,668 --> 01:32:42,772
- Hold it and say
- the champion's name.
- 1566
- 01:32:42,862 --> 01:32:44,323
- They're using you.
- 1567
- 01:32:44,926 --> 01:32:47,489
- You have to see that.
- That they are using you.
- 1568
- 01:32:47,541 --> 01:32:48,875
- Say your name.
- 1569
- 01:32:52,324 --> 01:32:53,649
- His name...
- 1570
- 01:32:54,283 --> 01:32:56,387
- is Captain Sparklefingers.
- 1571
- 01:32:56,446 --> 01:32:58,056
- And we're gonna
- keep throwing things
- 1572
- 01:32:58,089 --> 01:33:00,208
- at your big, fat, ugly ass head
- 1573
- 01:33:00,302 --> 01:33:02,230
- until you let our brother go.
- 1574
- 01:33:27,314 --> 01:33:29,346
- Boy, am I glad I didn't
- sell that batarang.
- 1575
- 01:33:29,530 --> 01:33:30,784
- Pedro, is that a lamp?
- 1576
- 01:33:30,865 --> 01:33:33,048
- - It's an ugly one.
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- 1577
- 01:33:33,171 --> 01:33:35,298
- Guys, I appreciate the
- thought, I really do.
- 1578
- 01:33:35,337 --> 01:33:36,956
- But I don't think your
- weapons are gonna help.
- 1579
- 01:33:36,980 --> 01:33:38,503
- You can put 'em down now.
- 1580
- 01:33:39,888 --> 01:33:41,325
- The door was right here.
- 1581
- 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:42,680
- Billy, how do we
- get out of here?
- 1582
- 01:33:42,900 --> 01:33:44,695
- What, you think I know?
- I don't know.
- 1583
- 01:33:45,458 --> 01:33:46,489
- This way!
- 1584
- 01:33:46,609 --> 01:33:48,680
- Go, go, go, go, go with Darla.
- Good job, Darla!
- 1585
- 01:33:48,745 --> 01:33:49,960
- Go, go, go, go!
- 1586
- 01:33:50,023 --> 01:33:51,047
- Kids?
- 1587
- 01:33:52,324 --> 01:33:53,546
- Why is this open?
- 1588
- 01:33:53,725 --> 01:33:55,011
- Freddy?
- 1589
- 01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:56,375
- Mary?
- 1590
- 01:34:01,343 --> 01:34:02,938
- Freddy, Freddy, keep up.
- 1591
- 01:34:04,012 --> 01:34:05,234
- Darla, stay in front.
- 1592
- 01:34:06,139 --> 01:34:07,242
- We got to hurry.
- 1593
- 01:34:31,010 --> 01:34:32,478
- - Whoa.
- - Whoa.
- 1594
- 01:34:33,321 --> 01:34:35,036
- So many doors.
- 1595
- 01:34:35,791 --> 01:34:38,276
- One of these has to be
- a way out, right?
- 1596
- 01:34:38,444 --> 01:34:39,872
- Yeah, I would hope so.
- 1597
- 01:34:56,910 --> 01:34:58,100
- Not this one.
- 1598
- 01:35:11,663 --> 01:35:12,790
- Okay, no more doors.
- 1599
- 01:35:12,815 --> 01:35:14,110
- Nobody open any more doors.
- 1600
- 01:35:14,134 --> 01:35:16,061
- Come on, Billy,
- what are we gonna do?
- 1601
- 01:35:16,127 --> 01:35:17,191
- Darla, I don't know.
- 1602
- 01:35:16,685 --> 01:35:18,011
- Billy, yes, you do,
- just-just think.
- 1603
- 01:35:18,035 --> 01:35:19,257
- How'd you get out last time?
- 1604
- 01:35:19,282 --> 01:35:20,464
- Well, uh, l-last time I
- thought about the subway
- 1605
- 01:35:20,488 --> 01:35:21,488
- and I was on the subway.
- 1606
- 01:35:21,958 --> 01:35:24,037
- Then Billy, look,
- think about the subway.
- 1607
- 01:35:24,062 --> 01:35:26,320
- Think about any place
- except for here, okay?
- 1608
- 01:35:48,728 --> 01:35:49,822
- Come on, come on, come on.
- 1609
- 01:35:49,846 --> 01:35:51,298
- Why are you covering my eyes?
- 1610
- 01:35:51,689 --> 01:35:54,397
- Really? This is the first place
- you think of? Wow!
- 1611
- 01:35:54,421 --> 01:35:55,532
- You're welcome.
- 1612
- 01:35:55,557 --> 01:35:57,157
- Why can't I see what's inside?
- 1613
- 01:35:57,228 --> 01:35:58,688
- You are not old enough.
- 1614
- 01:35:58,785 --> 01:36:01,087
- Old enough to know
- that was great music.
- 1615
- 01:36:01,365 --> 01:36:02,451
- Not my thing.
- 1616
- 01:36:02,475 --> 01:36:03,643
- Where's Freddy?
- 1617
- 01:36:03,668 --> 01:36:04,994
- Yeah, you too, Sriracha, hey,
- 1618
- 01:36:05,018 --> 01:36:06,629
- have a holly, jolly Christmas.
- 1619
- 01:36:06,774 --> 01:36:08,092
- Freddy, what are you doing?
- 1620
- 01:36:08,141 --> 01:36:09,736
- Ah, it's nice people.
- 1621
- 01:36:09,792 --> 01:36:11,157
- - Nice pe...? Come on.
- - Is that glitter?
- 1622
- 01:36:11,181 --> 01:36:12,736
- They have glitter.
- Can I get glitter?
- 1623
- 01:36:12,761 --> 01:36:14,586
- - No, not from them.
- - Please?
- 1624
- 01:36:24,001 --> 01:36:25,485
- Go, go, go, go! Everybody go!
- 1625
- 01:36:25,902 --> 01:36:27,180
- Freddy, Freddy, Freddy.
- 1626
- 01:36:27,276 --> 01:36:28,943
- One, two, three, hold onto me.
- 1627
- 01:36:37,342 --> 01:36:39,054
- Carnival. Go, go, go. Mary, go.
- 1628
- 01:36:39,093 --> 01:36:40,228
- Go. Come on, Pedro.
- 1629
- 01:36:40,252 --> 01:36:41,269
- Come on.
- 1630
- 01:36:53,238 --> 01:36:54,908
- Walk, just be cool,
- act naturally,
- 1631
- 01:36:54,932 --> 01:36:57,114
- like kids naturally act
- in a carnival.
- 1632
- 01:36:57,237 --> 01:36:58,641
- - He's not gonna look for you...
- - Is that him?
- 1633
- 01:36:58,665 --> 01:36:59,990
- Oh, my God, guys.
- 1634
- 01:37:00,287 --> 01:37:01,318
- Hey, Powerboy.
- 1635
- 01:37:01,342 --> 01:37:02,364
- He's an impersonator, okay?
- 1636
- 01:37:02,388 --> 01:37:04,326
- I'm an impersonator.
- I'm a fake version of myself.
- 1637
- 01:37:04,350 --> 01:37:05,556
- Don't take pictures...
- 1638
- 01:37:07,430 --> 01:37:08,621
- Shazam!
- 1639
- 01:37:15,892 --> 01:37:17,082
- Hey, where'd he go?
- 1640
- 01:37:25,766 --> 01:37:28,480
- Oh, man, oh, man,
- I just spit on a baby!
- 1641
- 01:37:30,174 --> 01:37:31,642
- Yo, what is that?
- 1642
- 01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:38,892
- Champion!
- 1643
- 01:37:41,833 --> 01:37:43,651
- You don't deserve that name.
- 1644
- 01:37:48,053 --> 01:37:51,577
- Hiding behind innocent people
- who will now die.
- 1645
- 01:37:53,360 --> 01:37:57,685
- Because deep down, you're
- still just a scared, little boy.
- 1646
- 01:37:59,435 --> 01:38:01,102
- Oh, no.
- 1647
- 01:38:02,070 --> 01:38:03,486
- Run!
- 1648
- 01:38:03,882 --> 01:38:05,080
- Run!
- 1649
- 01:38:18,471 --> 01:38:20,336
- - What do we do? What do we do?
- - Hold on!
- 1650
- 01:38:20,388 --> 01:38:22,110
- - To what?
- - The bar, you idiot!
- 1651
- 01:38:31,061 --> 01:38:32,831
- Well, you wanted me to be a hero.
- 1652
- 01:38:33,109 --> 01:38:34,191
- Are you kidding?
- 1653
- 01:38:34,341 --> 01:38:35,492
- Okay, no. Old guy's up there
- 1654
- 01:38:35,516 --> 01:38:37,263
- harboring multiple
- spiritual entities,
- 1655
- 01:38:37,408 --> 01:38:38,868
- plus, I mean, he has
- the same powers as you,
- 1656
- 01:38:38,892 --> 01:38:41,211
- plus, you know, a-and
- he knows what he's doing,
- 1657
- 01:38:41,266 --> 01:38:43,512
- plus, you're my best friend,
- I don't want you to die.
- 1658
- 01:38:44,985 --> 01:38:47,224
- If a superhero
- can't save his family,
- 1659
- 01:38:48,647 --> 01:38:50,028
- he's not much of a hero.
- 1660
- 01:38:54,421 --> 01:38:55,960
- That was a decent catchphrase.
- 1661
- 01:38:56,866 --> 01:38:58,001
- Shazam!
- 1662
- 01:39:06,986 --> 01:39:08,772
- Now let's try this again.
- 1663
- 01:39:23,017 --> 01:39:24,700
- Or try that again.
- 1664
- 01:39:32,591 --> 01:39:34,091
- Billy, look out!
- 1665
- 01:39:36,599 --> 01:39:37,711
- Laser eyes?
- 1666
- 01:39:37,806 --> 01:39:39,139
- Guys, he's got laser eyes!
- 1667
- 01:39:39,197 --> 01:39:41,332
- Too bad your aim sucks balls!
- 1668
- 01:39:51,164 --> 01:39:52,323
- His power matrix.
- 1669
- 01:39:52,474 --> 01:39:53,656
- His what what?
- 1670
- 01:39:53,778 --> 01:39:56,222
- When the demon guys leave
- his eye, he loses his powers.
- 1671
- 01:39:57,185 --> 01:39:58,796
- That's why the
- batarang hurt him.
- 1672
- 01:40:00,116 --> 01:40:02,592
- Hey, over here!
- 1673
- 01:40:03,214 --> 01:40:04,215
- W-What are you doing?
- 1674
- 01:40:04,240 --> 01:40:05,286
- Trust me. Divide and conquer.
- 1675
- 01:40:05,310 --> 01:40:07,670
- We separate the sins from the
- eye, and he's just an old man.
- 1676
- 01:40:08,059 --> 01:40:09,496
- Gather the mutts.
- 1677
- 01:40:47,512 --> 01:40:50,314
- Here, take it.
- Take it, it's for you.
- 1678
- 01:40:51,191 --> 01:40:52,350
- Hold it tight.
- 1679
- 01:40:52,904 --> 01:40:54,158
- Close your eyes.
- 1680
- 01:40:54,949 --> 01:40:57,123
- Everything's gonna be okay.
- Okay?
- 1681
- 01:40:58,301 --> 01:40:59,373
- Okay.
- 1682
- 01:41:22,910 --> 01:41:23,950
- Get up.
- 1683
- 01:41:39,824 --> 01:41:40,856
- Shazam!
- 1684
- 01:42:09,634 --> 01:42:11,230
- Playtime's over, boy.
- 1685
- 01:42:12,454 --> 01:42:14,176
- Your friends can't
- help you anymore.
- 1686
- 01:42:19,927 --> 01:42:20,958
- Hey!
- 1687
- 01:42:47,659 --> 01:42:48,865
- Shazam!
- 1688
- 01:43:13,632 --> 01:43:14,711
- Nice trick.
- 1689
- 01:43:15,195 --> 01:43:16,338
- Catchy.
- 1690
- 01:43:16,845 --> 01:43:18,456
- One simple word.
- 1691
- 01:43:19,266 --> 01:43:20,655
- I have a better trick.
- 1692
- 01:43:21,649 --> 01:43:22,792
- Four words.
- 1693
- 01:43:24,203 --> 01:43:25,623
- Kill the little girl.
- 1694
- 01:43:26,761 --> 01:43:28,198
- - No, please!
- - No!
- 1695
- 01:43:31,813 --> 01:43:33,178
- Stop!
- 1696
- 01:43:48,574 --> 01:43:51,717
- Billy, there's one more
- demon guy in his eye!
- 1697
- 01:43:51,774 --> 01:43:53,440
- You got to just
- rip it out of his face...
- 1698
- 01:43:53,761 --> 01:43:55,253
- It's where he gets his power.
- 1699
- 01:43:59,455 --> 01:44:00,653
- Reach for it.
- 1700
- 01:44:02,438 --> 01:44:03,731
- I dare you.
- 1701
- 01:44:12,465 --> 01:44:13,712
- Wise decision.
- 1702
- 01:44:16,131 --> 01:44:17,607
- Hands on the staff.
- 1703
- 01:44:18,970 --> 01:44:20,462
- Billy, don't do this. Billy!
- 1704
- 01:44:20,598 --> 01:44:22,511
- - Billy!
- - Don't do it, Billy!
- 1705
- 01:44:42,325 --> 01:44:43,595
- Say my name
- 1706
- 01:44:43,620 --> 01:44:46,159
- so my power may
- flow through you.
- 1707
- 01:44:46,345 --> 01:44:49,242
- I open my heart to you,
- Billy Batson.
- 1708
- 01:44:49,393 --> 01:44:50,980
- And in so doing,
- 1709
- 01:44:51,005 --> 01:44:53,647
- choose you as champion.
- 1710
- 01:44:53,986 --> 01:44:57,716
- With your heart,
- unlock your greatest power.
- 1711
- 01:44:57,822 --> 01:45:00,521
- The thrones of our
- brothers and sisters await!
- 1712
- 01:45:08,687 --> 01:45:10,155
- All hands on deck.
- 1713
- 01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:17,012
- Say my name.
- 1714
- 01:45:18,431 --> 01:45:19,606
- Billy!
- 1715
- 01:45:19,855 --> 01:45:20,934
- No, not my name. No.
- 1716
- 01:45:20,959 --> 01:45:23,196
- Say the name that I say
- to turn into this guy.
- 1717
- 01:45:24,058 --> 01:45:25,359
- Shazam!
- 1718
- 01:46:03,741 --> 01:46:05,059
- Guys.
- 1719
- 01:46:06,475 --> 01:46:07,856
- What's happening?
- 1720
- 01:46:12,269 --> 01:46:13,745
- I can fly!
- 1721
- 01:46:18,420 --> 01:46:19,579
- Guys.
- 1722
- 01:46:19,832 --> 01:46:21,372
- Check out these guns.
- 1723
- 01:46:22,756 --> 01:46:23,986
- No.
- 1724
- 01:46:24,963 --> 01:46:26,543
- It's not possible!
- 1725
- 01:46:28,478 --> 01:46:30,915
- Gee whiz, mister.
- Sorry I took your game.
- 1726
- 01:46:30,987 --> 01:46:32,765
- You want it back?
- 1727
- 01:46:34,643 --> 01:46:36,738
- Guys, I don't believe in violence,
- 1728
- 01:46:36,827 --> 01:46:40,168
- but I think we should kick this
- guy's butt, like, really hard.
- 1729
- 01:46:51,636 --> 01:46:53,168
- Guys, I think I can move really
- 1730
- 01:46:54,303 --> 01:46:55,358
- fast.
- 1731
- 01:46:55,806 --> 01:46:57,043
- Hyperspeed!
- 1732
- 01:46:57,075 --> 01:46:58,195
- Check!
- 1733
- 01:47:06,917 --> 01:47:08,108
- Billy!
- 1734
- 01:47:08,298 --> 01:47:09,465
- The eye.
- 1735
- 01:47:16,803 --> 01:47:17,938
- Look out!
- 1736
- 01:47:20,094 --> 01:47:21,213
- Whoa!
- 1737
- 01:47:22,763 --> 01:47:23,763
- What?
- 1738
- 01:47:27,718 --> 01:47:29,123
- You almost exploded me!
- 1739
- 01:48:15,366 --> 01:48:17,321
- Dude, I've studied
- the fighting techniques
- 1740
- 01:48:17,346 --> 01:48:18,882
- of every single superhero.
- 1741
- 01:48:20,272 --> 01:48:21,550
- What do you got?
- 1742
- 01:48:25,254 --> 01:48:26,690
- Well, that's terrifying.
- 1743
- 01:49:00,818 --> 01:49:03,024
- Enough games, boy.
- 1744
- 01:49:03,853 --> 01:49:05,615
- You think a pack of children can...
- 1745
- 01:49:08,680 --> 01:49:09,720
- Wait, what?!
- 1746
- 01:49:09,839 --> 01:49:12,271
- You will beg for mercy
- 1747
- 01:49:12,358 --> 01:49:14,295
- as I feast on your heart.
- 1748
- 01:49:15,251 --> 01:49:16,323
- Slow...
- 1749
- 01:49:17,776 --> 01:49:19,871
- Are you making
- some big, evil guy
- 1750
- 01:49:19,895 --> 01:49:21,457
- speech right now or something?
- 1751
- 01:49:21,482 --> 01:49:23,779
- You're like, a mile
- away from me right now.
- 1752
- 01:49:23,803 --> 01:49:25,115
- There's cars and trucks...
- 1753
- 01:49:25,140 --> 01:49:27,909
- I will have the world eating
- out of the palm of my hand...
- 1754
- 01:49:27,996 --> 01:49:30,599
- All I see is mouth moving.
- I don't hear any...
- 1755
- 01:49:30,631 --> 01:49:32,378
- Only I
- 1756
- 01:49:32,449 --> 01:49:34,501
- have the power to unleash...
- 1757
- 01:49:35,854 --> 01:49:37,029
- Oh, whatever, screw it.
- 1758
- 01:50:08,171 --> 01:50:09,496
- Oh, my gosh, those people!
- 1759
- 01:50:17,533 --> 01:50:18,621
- Hi!
- 1760
- 01:50:19,359 --> 01:50:20,582
- I caught you!
- 1761
- 01:50:31,689 --> 01:50:32,705
- I got it!
- 1762
- 01:50:33,380 --> 01:50:34,396
- I got it!
- 1763
- 01:50:39,916 --> 01:50:41,440
- Oh, my God, I do got it.
- 1764
- 01:50:57,941 --> 01:50:59,337
- You're not gonna believe this,
- 1765
- 01:50:59,362 --> 01:51:01,522
- but you're actually the
- first villain I've ever fought.
- 1766
- 01:51:01,734 --> 01:51:03,806
- It's, like, kind of
- a huge deal for me.
- 1767
- 01:51:18,840 --> 01:51:20,268
- Somebody help!
- 1768
- 01:51:29,217 --> 01:51:30,463
- Hadouken!
- 1769
- 01:51:34,895 --> 01:51:35,895
- Hi!
- 1770
- 01:51:35,919 --> 01:51:37,347
- Wow, it's really you.
- 1771
- 01:51:39,026 --> 01:51:41,801
- My name is Darla
- and I've been really good!
- 1772
- 01:51:42,152 --> 01:51:43,180
- What?
- 1773
- 01:51:46,885 --> 01:51:48,338
- Oh, crap.
- 1774
- 01:51:49,855 --> 01:51:51,498
- No, no, no, no. No, no!
- 1775
- 01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:20,560
- Oh, my God!
- 1776
- 01:52:20,585 --> 01:52:22,155
- I'm giving you suitcase wedgies!
- 1777
- 01:52:59,306 --> 01:53:01,544
- So this is about your
- Seven Deadly Sins, right?
- 1778
- 01:53:02,411 --> 01:53:04,697
- I mean, I've never been
- great at math, but uh...
- 1779
- 01:53:05,033 --> 01:53:07,420
- The big, angry one,
- that's Wrath, yeah?
- 1780
- 01:53:07,804 --> 01:53:10,082
- And then Gluttony, obvi.
- 1781
- 01:53:10,854 --> 01:53:11,934
- Pride.
- 1782
- 01:53:12,388 --> 01:53:14,879
- Greed and Sloth, Lust, who
- 1783
- 01:53:14,929 --> 01:53:18,104
- I thought was gonna be
- way hotter, if I'm being honest.
- 1784
- 01:53:18,489 --> 01:53:21,402
- But that's only six. Where's...
- Where's lucky number seven?
- 1785
- 01:53:21,774 --> 01:53:23,694
- Where's little man?
- Where's Envy?
- 1786
- 01:53:23,896 --> 01:53:26,744
- Is he just scared of me and my
- family 'cause we're so awesome?
- 1787
- 01:53:26,769 --> 01:53:28,101
- 'Cause I get that.
- 1788
- 01:53:28,287 --> 01:53:30,438
- Like, the other sins, they
- get to come out and fight
- 1789
- 01:53:30,644 --> 01:53:32,295
- 'cause they're big
- and strong and scary.
- 1790
- 01:53:32,593 --> 01:53:33,854
- But Envy,
- 1791
- 01:53:34,917 --> 01:53:36,353
- he's just a runt.
- 1792
- 01:53:48,939 --> 01:53:50,265
- And that's why
- all the other sins
- 1793
- 01:53:50,290 --> 01:53:52,265
- never invite him
- out to play, man.
- 1794
- 01:53:52,359 --> 01:53:53,915
- 'Cause they all know who'd win.
- 1795
- 01:53:54,919 --> 01:53:56,129
- And it's not weak,
- 1796
- 01:53:56,172 --> 01:53:58,700
- worthless, ugly.
- 1797
- 01:53:58,803 --> 01:54:00,117
- Envy.
- 1798
- 01:54:05,010 --> 01:54:07,003
- No!
- 1799
- 01:54:26,201 --> 01:54:27,352
- Gotcha.
- 1800
- 01:54:28,153 --> 01:54:29,351
- Shazam!
- 1801
- 01:54:36,610 --> 01:54:37,658
- Shazam!
- 1802
- 01:54:48,336 --> 01:54:50,082
- Ready to go
- round up your buddies?
- 1803
- 01:55:19,305 --> 01:55:20,535
- No.
- 1804
- 01:55:21,355 --> 01:55:22,402
- No!
- 1805
- 01:55:52,336 --> 01:55:54,185
- Here's the thing about power.
- 1806
- 01:55:54,385 --> 01:55:55,964
- What good's power
- 1807
- 01:55:56,034 --> 01:55:57,971
- if you got nobody
- to share it with?
- 1808
- 01:55:59,662 --> 01:56:01,384
- - Nice.
- - Ta-da.
- 1809
- 01:56:01,409 --> 01:56:02,558
- That's disgusting.
- 1810
- 01:56:02,582 --> 01:56:03,796
- Fatality.
- 1811
- 01:56:05,259 --> 01:56:06,393
- I got the voice.
- 1812
- 01:56:10,174 --> 01:56:11,452
- What's that?
- 1813
- 01:56:16,974 --> 01:56:18,895
- I can have anything
- I've ever wanted?
- 1814
- 01:56:22,701 --> 01:56:23,898
- Billy, no.
- 1815
- 01:56:23,954 --> 01:56:25,374
- No, no, no, no!
- 1816
- 01:56:31,461 --> 01:56:33,074
- - You should hear yourself.
- - That's not funny.
- 1817
- 01:56:33,098 --> 01:56:35,251
- What, you think I'm gonna
- put a demon ball in my head?
- 1818
- 01:56:35,303 --> 01:56:36,501
- That's disgusting.
- 1819
- 01:56:36,568 --> 01:56:38,370
- - It's not funny.
- - Pretty funny. You got me going.
- 1820
- 01:56:38,394 --> 01:56:40,378
- Uh, guys, guys.
- 1821
- 01:56:43,487 --> 01:56:44,606
- What?
- 1822
- 01:56:46,155 --> 01:56:47,735
- Oh, hey.
- 1823
- 01:56:47,965 --> 01:56:49,100
- Oh, wow.
- 1824
- 01:56:51,634 --> 01:56:52,974
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
- 1825
- 01:56:58,107 --> 01:56:59,543
- All right, we did it!
- 1826
- 01:56:59,885 --> 01:57:01,591
- - Whoo!
- - All right! Yeah!
- 1827
- 01:57:02,367 --> 01:57:03,454
- Thank you!
- 1828
- 01:57:04,727 --> 01:57:06,092
- We did it!
- 1829
- 01:57:07,412 --> 01:57:10,134
- Yeah, you guys are all safe.
- There's no more danger.
- 1830
- 01:57:24,163 --> 01:57:25,838
- You sure this is gonna work?
- 1831
- 01:57:27,492 --> 01:57:28,738
- Told ya.
- 1832
- 01:57:47,815 --> 01:57:49,776
- You guys know
- what this place is, right?
- 1833
- 01:57:49,867 --> 01:57:52,272
- A dark, haunted cave
- with demon statues.
- 1834
- 01:57:52,550 --> 01:57:55,431
- Well, yes, but also...
- 1835
- 01:57:58,285 --> 01:57:59,396
- Lair!
- 1836
- 01:57:59,586 --> 01:58:01,046
- We got a lair!
- 1837
- 01:58:01,217 --> 01:58:02,408
- Lair.
- 1838
- 01:58:03,074 --> 01:58:04,900
- - Lair.
- - We got a lair.
- 1839
- 01:58:07,206 --> 01:58:08,611
- What's a lair?
- 1840
- 01:58:09,187 --> 01:58:11,092
- And thanks to six superheroes,
- 1841
- 01:58:11,163 --> 01:58:12,996
- citizens are back in their homes
- 1842
- 01:58:13,077 --> 01:58:14,911
- safe again with their families.
- 1843
- 01:58:15,212 --> 01:58:17,712
- And here with an eyewitness
- account of the events...
- 1844
- 01:58:17,754 --> 01:58:20,016
- It was f♪♪♪ing crazy, man!
- 1845
- 01:58:20,176 --> 01:58:22,295
- Creatures from f♪♪♪ing hell!
- 1846
- 01:58:22,352 --> 01:58:24,987
- Lightning coming out of
- everyone's f♪♪♪ing everything.
- 1847
- 01:58:25,118 --> 01:58:27,515
- And that is not f♪♪♪ing cool, man!
- 1848
- 01:58:28,351 --> 01:58:29,637
- I'm tired of it.
- 1849
- 01:58:32,248 --> 01:58:33,426
- <i>♪ This will be ♪</i>
- 1850
- 01:58:34,256 --> 01:58:35,606
- <i>♪ An everlasting love ♪</i>
- 1851
- 01:58:37,147 --> 01:58:38,282
- Guys,
- 1852
- 01:58:38,647 --> 01:58:40,020
- all hands on deck.
- 1853
- 01:58:40,046 --> 01:58:41,046
- Oh!
- 1854
- 01:58:43,145 --> 01:58:44,502
- W-W-W-Wait!
- 1855
- 01:58:44,564 --> 01:58:45,596
- Wait.
- 1856
- 01:58:46,020 --> 01:58:47,543
- Thank you for this food.
- 1857
- 01:58:47,796 --> 01:58:49,304
- Thank you for this day.
- 1858
- 01:58:49,780 --> 01:58:51,209
- Thank you for this family.
- 1859
- 01:58:51,994 --> 01:58:54,449
- I thought maybe
- this time I'd stay.
- 1860
- 01:58:55,461 --> 01:58:58,073
- I mean, after all,
- 1861
- 01:58:58,128 --> 01:58:59,523
- I'm home.
- 1862
- 01:59:36,565 --> 01:59:37,566
- Nope.
- 1863
- 01:59:39,966 --> 01:59:41,038
- Okay.
- 1864
- 01:59:44,384 --> 01:59:45,633
- What are you doin'?
- 1865
- 01:59:46,081 --> 01:59:48,386
- Waiting for your
- imaginary BFF to show up?
- 1866
- 01:59:57,997 --> 01:59:59,188
- What are you guys doing here?
- 1867
- 01:59:59,394 --> 02:00:00,902
- Well, we're having lunch with you.
- 1868
- 02:00:01,084 --> 02:00:02,766
- But you guys have
- different lunch periods.
- 1869
- 02:00:02,856 --> 02:00:05,125
- Well, we made a very
- special arrangement.
- 1870
- 02:00:06,208 --> 02:00:07,763
- Darla, what's going on?
- 1871
- 02:00:07,833 --> 02:00:09,294
- Why are you asking me?
- 1872
- 02:00:09,654 --> 02:00:11,091
- Freddy Freeman!
- 1873
- 02:00:13,074 --> 02:00:14,835
- This guy...
- 1874
- 02:00:14,866 --> 02:00:17,995
- taught me everything I know
- about being a dope superhero.
- 1875
- 02:00:18,019 --> 02:00:20,323
- True story, you should
- get some pointers
- 1876
- 02:00:20,348 --> 02:00:22,467
- from him. What's goin' on,
- 1877
- 02:00:22,495 --> 02:00:25,296
- my best bud...
- in the whole world?
- 1878
- 02:00:25,350 --> 02:00:28,572
- And also new kids that I'm
- meeting for the first time
- 1879
- 02:00:28,596 --> 02:00:30,153
- but seem very cool?
- 1880
- 02:00:30,178 --> 02:00:31,212
- Uh... huh,
- 1881
- 02:00:31,237 --> 02:00:34,009
- I invited another friend,
- I hope that's okay.
- 1882
- 02:00:40,836 --> 02:00:41,915
- Huh!
- 1883
- 02:00:43,623 --> 02:00:45,671
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