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  3. INDOXXI
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  5.  
  6. 1
  7. 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,950
  8. - [birds chirping]
  9. - [Katie sighs]
  10.  
  11. 2
  12. 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,423
  13. - [bike bell ringing]
  14. - [kids giggling]
  15.  
  16. 3
  17. 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:26,024
  18. Hey, kids.
  19.  
  20. 4
  21. 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,163
  22. What's wrong?
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:32,597
  26. Nothing, I just,
  27. I still feel like this
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,733
  31. is a lot of house
  32. for two people.
  33.  
  34. 7
  35. 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:37,869
  36. Well, who says it only
  37. has to be the two of us.
  38.  
  39. 8
  40. 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,838
  41. - [upbeat music]
  42. - Let's get started.
  43.  
  44. 9
  45. 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,440
  46. [Katie giggling]
  47.  
  48. 10
  49. 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,662
  50. [Katie] John.
  51.  
  52. 11
  53. 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:48,667
  54. Yeah?
  55.  
  56. 12
  57. 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,702
  58. Come in here.
  59.  
  60. 13
  61. 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:53,572
  62. Okay, be right there.
  63.  
  64. 14
  65. 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,722
  66. I think this batch
  67. is contaminated
  68.  
  69. 15
  70. 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,023
  71. with a wild yeast infection.
  72.  
  73. 16
  74. 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,025
  75. Oh, I'll give you
  76. a wild yeast inf-- no.
  77.  
  78. 17
  79. 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,093
  80. I think you did one time.
  81.  
  82. 18
  83. 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:18,597
  84. Here we go.
  85. Come on.
  86.  
  87. 19
  88. 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,131
  89. Is this one of these
  90. blue plus things?
  91.  
  92. 20
  93. 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,068
  94. No, it's one of
  95. the digital ones.
  96.  
  97. 21
  98. 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,736
  99. [test beeping]
  100.  
  101. 22
  102. 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:28,139
  103. [Katie sighs]
  104.  
  105. 23
  106. 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,642
  107. It's okay.
  108. It's okay.
  109.  
  110. 24
  111. 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:31,810
  112. It's no big deal.
  113.  
  114. 25
  115. 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,645
  116. Look,
  117. we're gonna get pregnant.
  118.  
  119. 26
  120. 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,348
  121. I know it.
  122. I can feel it.
  123.  
  124. 27
  125. 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:37,949
  126. - I promise you, all right?
  127. - Mm-hmm.
  128.  
  129. 28
  130. 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:41,086
  131. - I love you.
  132. - I love you, too.
  133.  
  134. 29
  135. 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:43,021
  136. And look at the bright side,
  137. you get to get hammered at the wedding.
  138.  
  139. 30
  140. 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,056
  141. - Oh.
  142. - [doorbell ringing]
  143.  
  144. 31
  145. 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,858
  146. Yeah, that's almost
  147. exactly the same.
  148.  
  149. 32
  150. 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,794
  151. So, tell me the good news.
  152.  
  153. 33
  154. 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:51,096
  155. Negative.
  156.  
  157. 34
  158. 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,631
  159. What?
  160.  
  161. 35
  162. 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:53,999
  163. [organ music]
  164.  
  165. 36
  166. 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,700
  167. [John] Did you tell
  168. your mother
  169.  
  170. 37
  171. 00:03:55,702 --> 00:03:57,168
  172. you're taking
  173. a pregnancy test?
  174.  
  175. 38
  176. 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,837
  177. [Katie] She memorized
  178. my ovulation schedule.
  179.  
  180. 39
  181. 00:03:58,839 --> 00:03:59,871
  182. [John] Oh, yeah, sure,
  183. that's normal.
  184.  
  185. 40
  186. 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:00,905
  187. Again?
  188.  
  189. 41
  190. 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,741
  191. How is that possible?
  192.  
  193. 42
  194. 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:05,110
  195. Oh, my God, I don't
  196. wanna talk about it.
  197.  
  198. 43
  199. 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,180
  200. Are you using the ovulation
  201. strips that I bought you?
  202.  
  203. 44
  204. 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,116
  205. Okay, not here.
  206.  
  207. 45
  208. 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:12,984
  209. I just want you to know that
  210.  
  211. 46
  212. 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:16,154
  213. I've been praying to
  214. St. Rita for you both.
  215.  
  216. 47
  217. 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,857
  218. Do you know who
  219. St. Rita is, Johnny?
  220.  
  221. 48
  222. 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,659
  223. Hm?
  224.  
  225. 49
  226. 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,093
  227. No, I don't know who that is.
  228.  
  229. 50
  230. 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,030
  231. She's the patron
  232. saint of impotence.
  233.  
  234. 51
  235. 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,734
  236. - What now?
  237. - Impotence.
  238.  
  239. 52
  240. 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,069
  241. Jeez.
  242.  
  243. 53
  244. 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,738
  245. - Okay.
  246. - Bird, I am not impotent.
  247.  
  248. 54
  249. 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,041
  250. - Okay.
  251. - Never have been, I never will be.
  252.  
  253. 55
  254. 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,744
  255. - Rock hard, every time.
  256. - Oh, take it down, please
  257.  
  258. 56
  259. 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,013
  260. That's the problem because
  261. I have to take it down.
  262.  
  263. 57
  264. 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,182
  265. - It's always up.
  266. - Okay. She's my mother and--
  267.  
  268. 58
  269. 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:46,951
  270. - Can you tell her?
  271. - Yeah, rock hard, every time.
  272.  
  273. 59
  274. 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:50,155
  275. St. Rita is the patron saint
  276.  
  277. 60
  278. 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,223
  279. of infertility, not impotence.
  280.  
  281. 61
  282. 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:55,160
  283. Anyway, just remember that your
  284. dad, God rest his gentle soul,
  285.  
  286. 62
  287. 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,997
  288. you know, he died
  289. without ever knowing
  290.  
  291. 63
  292. 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,932
  293. if his bloodline would continue.
  294.  
  295. 64
  296. 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,902
  297. That is a terrible
  298. thing to say.
  299.  
  300. 65
  301. 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,071
  302. I just wanna be able to hold a
  303. grandchild
  304.  
  305. 66
  306. 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,239
  307. - before I die, that's it.
  308. - Okay, well, look...
  309.  
  310. 67
  311. 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:12,210
  312. [organ music]
  313.  
  314. 68
  315. 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,451
  316. Where does she think she is?
  317.  
  318. 69
  319. 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,453
  320. [John] Is she chewing gum?
  321.  
  322. 70
  323. 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:24,889
  324. Yikers, aye,
  325. what is she wearing?
  326.  
  327. 71
  328. 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:27,726
  329. Oh, a tip I forgot
  330. to give you earlier.
  331.  
  332. 72
  333. 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:31,162
  334. Next time after
  335. you're done, um, performing
  336.  
  337. 73
  338. 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,233
  339. you should raise
  340. Katie's hips in the air.
  341.  
  342. 74
  343. 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,036
  344. That's what I did.
  345. That's how she was conceived,
  346.  
  347. 75
  348. 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:41,239
  349. 'cause we raised my hips in
  350. the air and then that way
  351.  
  352. 76
  353. 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:44,209
  354. gravity pulled his semen
  355. right into my uterus.
  356.  
  357. 77
  358. 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,944
  359. - All right, thank you, Bird.
  360. - Oh, my God.
  361.  
  362. 78
  363. 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,946
  364. We'll just have her do
  365. a handstand, how's that?
  366.  
  367. 79
  368. 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,348
  369. Well, it's just helpful.
  370. It's just a helpful thing.
  371.  
  372. 80
  373. 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,518
  374. Looks like Uncle
  375. Paulie is going
  376.  
  377. 81
  378. 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,186
  379. to kill somebody right now.
  380.  
  381. 82
  382. 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,790
  383. Actually, I think he's doing
  384. pretty well...
  385.  
  386. 83
  387. 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,960
  388. considering her situation.
  389.  
  390. 84
  391. 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:06,164
  392. - What situation?
  393. - Come on, you heard.
  394.  
  395. 85
  396. 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:09,000
  397. Young couple, short engagement.
  398.  
  399. 86
  400. 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,836
  401. [humming]
  402.  
  403. 87
  404. 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,172
  405. She's pregnant?!
  406.  
  407. 88
  408. 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,548
  409. So now you know.
  410.  
  411. 89
  412. 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,350
  413. [upbeat music]
  414.  
  415. 90
  416. 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,156
  417. I used to babysit Jill.
  418.  
  419. 91
  420. 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:33,558
  421. Babysit her.
  422.  
  423. 92
  424. 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,061
  425. And now she's pregnant before me.
  426. I just...
  427.  
  428. 93
  429. 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:42,133
  430. Oh, forget it.
  431.  
  432. 94
  433. 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,968
  434. - Sorry, um.
  435. - No.
  436.  
  437. 95
  438. 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,204
  439. Just tell me something good.
  440.  
  441. 96
  442. 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:50,241
  443. Well, for one,
  444. you're super hot.
  445.  
  446. 97
  447. 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:54,112
  448. You looked beautiful tonight.
  449.  
  450. 98
  451. 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:58,983
  452. And second... I stole three
  453. bottles of champagne
  454.  
  455. 99
  456. 00:06:58,985 --> 00:07:01,586
  457. - from the bar.
  458. - Ooh.
  459.  
  460. 100
  461. 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,888
  462. [groovy music]
  463.  
  464. 101
  465. 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:11,396
  466. Don't touch my stuff.
  467.  
  468. 102
  469. 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,376
  470. What the...
  471.  
  472. 103
  473. 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:28,913
  474. [thudding]
  475.  
  476. 104
  477. 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,348
  478. Hey, hey.
  479.  
  480. 105
  481. 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:35,153
  482. Could your kids maybe not
  483. break everything in my garage?
  484.  
  485. 106
  486. 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,855
  487. Oh. Kids, knock it off.
  488.  
  489. 107
  490. 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,257
  491. [speaking Spanish]
  492.  
  493. 108
  494. 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,195
  495. What they'd say?
  496.  
  497. 109
  498. 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,265
  499. Uh... He said he's very sorry
  500.  
  501. 110
  502. 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:50,168
  503. and she said
  504. she loves her uncle very much.
  505.  
  506. 111
  507. 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:52,170
  508. You have no idea
  509. what they said, do you?
  510.  
  511. 112
  512. 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,872
  513. No.
  514.  
  515. 113
  516. 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,874
  517. [Maria] I feel terrible.
  518.  
  519. 114
  520. 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,976
  521. We're totally invading
  522. your house, aren't we?
  523.  
  524. 115
  525. 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,211
  526. - Huh?
  527. - We're ruining your cozy Sunday.
  528.  
  529. 116
  530. 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,881
  531. Oh stop it, we love it
  532. when you guys come visit.
  533.  
  534. 117
  535. 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,884
  536. Say, how's the
  537. software update comin'?
  538.  
  539. 118
  540. 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:08,353
  541. That's why you're here,
  542.  
  543. 119
  544. 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,355
  545. - you're checking up on me.
  546. - What?
  547.  
  548. 120
  549. 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:13,358
  550. No. Just making small talk
  551. with my little bro
  552.  
  553. 121
  554. 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,393
  555. and getting a lot of
  556. heat from the higher ups.
  557.  
  558. 122
  559. 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:18,396
  560. You know, we've presold a lot
  561. of this software John, so.
  562.  
  563. 123
  564. 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:21,199
  565. I got a few more tweaks to make,
  566. and then I'll give it to you, all right?
  567.  
  568. 124
  569. 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,234
  570. All right.
  571.  
  572. 125
  573. 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,903
  574. What the hell are you
  575. wearing, by the way?
  576.  
  577. 126
  578. 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:27,105
  579. Right?
  580. My new motorcycle jacket.
  581.  
  582. 127
  583. 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,307
  584. - You love it.
  585. - I don't.
  586.  
  587. 128
  588. 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:31,175
  589. - You don't own a motorcycle.
  590. - Not yet.
  591.  
  592. 129
  593. 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,278
  594. But after this month's
  595. commission check I will.
  596.  
  597. 130
  598. 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,948
  599. Gordon, you had training
  600. wheels until you were 13.
  601.  
  602. 131
  603. 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:39,117
  604. John, don't worry
  605. about me, bro.
  606.  
  607. 132
  608. 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:41,185
  609. Huh, I got the best
  610. helmet money can buy
  611.  
  612. 133
  613. 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,388
  614. and I gotta take a state
  615. mandated safety course.
  616.  
  617. 134
  618. 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:47,058
  619. You gotta see this hog I got.
  620. Loud pipes save lives.
  621.  
  622. 135
  623. 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,961
  624. I hate motorcycles.
  625. I hate everything about them.
  626.  
  627. 136
  628. 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,363
  629. I mean, he's really
  630. gonna do that though?
  631.  
  632. 137
  633. 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,266
  634. I dunno, I guess.
  635.  
  636. 138
  637. 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:58,436
  638. Didn't he somehow break
  639. a leg playing poker.
  640.  
  641. 139
  642. 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:03,041
  643. Last month he found
  644. a gray peepee hair.
  645.  
  646. 140
  647. 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,010
  648. Every since, he's been
  649. acting really crazy.
  650.  
  651. 141
  652. 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,212
  653. Just wanna back up,
  654. a peepee hair?
  655.  
  656. 142
  657. 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,948
  658. Yeah,
  659. let's not talk about it.
  660.  
  661. 143
  662. 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,282
  663. This big... oh, I can't.
  664.  
  665. 144
  666. 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,284
  667. It's weird that I can
  668. picture that
  669.  
  670. 145
  671. 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,019
  672. - more than the motorcycle riding.
  673. - Yeah, I know.
  674.  
  675. 146
  676. 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:16,421
  677. Look, I'm not trying
  678. to stress you out,
  679.  
  680. 147
  681. 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,222
  682. but you're the best
  683. developer we've got, John.
  684.  
  685. 148
  686. 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:21,326
  687. - What is that?
  688. - This is my new India Pale Ale.
  689.  
  690. 149
  691. 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,362
  692. Took me a few batches,
  693. but I think I got it.
  694.  
  695. 150
  696. 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,364
  697. This IPA is gonna
  698. be the premier beer
  699.  
  700. 151
  701. 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:27,565
  702. when I open up the brewery.
  703.  
  704. 152
  705. 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,371
  706. - What do you think?
  707. - No.
  708.  
  709. 153
  710. 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,506
  711. What do you mean no?
  712. What's the problem?
  713.  
  714. 154
  715. 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,976
  716. The flavor's weak.
  717. How many IBUs is this?
  718.  
  719. 155
  720. 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,478
  721. - 65.
  722. - Oh.
  723.  
  724. 156
  725. 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,181
  726. You look so cute in your little pink
  727. nighty, like a little baby girl.
  728.  
  729. 157
  730. 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,316
  731. It's supposed to be between
  732. 80 and 100 IBUs, man.
  733.  
  734. 158
  735. 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,385
  736. I'm trying to
  737. make session beers.
  738.  
  739. 159
  740. 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,721
  741. I'm trying to make beers that
  742. people can drink and enjoy and
  743.  
  744. 160
  745. 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,090
  746. have maybe more than one
  747. without their faces melting off.
  748.  
  749. 161
  750. 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,125
  751. People want hoppy IPAs, John.
  752.  
  753. 162
  754. 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,160
  755. - West coast style, that's what sells
  756. - Oh, yeah?
  757.  
  758. 163
  759. 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,529
  760. You know what,
  761. those people are morons.
  762.  
  763. 164
  764. 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:02,333
  765. I should be happy
  766. for Jill, but I'm-- I can't,
  767.  
  768. 165
  769. 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,102
  770. I'm just, I'm so jealous.
  771.  
  772. 166
  773. 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,737
  774. I hate that about myself.
  775.  
  776. 167
  777. 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,039
  778. You just need to relax.
  779.  
  780. 168
  781. 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:11,209
  782. You're never gonna get pregnant
  783. if you're stressed out.
  784.  
  785. 169
  786. 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,544
  787. You need a vacation.
  788.  
  789. 170
  790. 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,113
  791. You should go camping.
  792.  
  793. 171
  794. 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,548
  795. Camping's pretty stressful.
  796.  
  797. 172
  798. 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,083
  799. I mean, that feels like
  800. a really stressful...
  801.  
  802. 173
  803. 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,785
  804. Camping.
  805.  
  806. 174
  807. 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,487
  808. That's a sleeping bag baby?
  809.  
  810. 175
  811. 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,789
  812. Perfect butterfly.
  813.  
  814. 176
  815. 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:29,160
  816. - [kids screaming]
  817. - [speaking Spanish]
  818.  
  819. 177
  820. 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,331
  821. [Maria groaning]
  822.  
  823. 178
  824. 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,166
  825. - Here.
  826. - No, I'm so, I'm so--
  827.  
  828. 179
  829. 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,101
  830. - Take it.
  831. - Okay.
  832.  
  833. 180
  834. 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:40,238
  835. - You use hop oil?
  836. - No, I did not use hop oil.
  837.  
  838. 181
  839. 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:44,042
  840. You're kid-- You need
  841. hop oil for an IPA, John.
  842.  
  843. 182
  844. 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,277
  845. No, it's against the laws,
  846. everybody knows that.
  847.  
  848. 183
  849. 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,346
  850. - Says who?
  851. - The Reinheitsgrebot!
  852.  
  853. 184
  854. 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:52,283
  855. Those are 500 year old
  856. German beer laws, who cares?
  857.  
  858. 185
  859. 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,786
  860. The laws state
  861. the proper techniques
  862.  
  863. 186
  864. 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,788
  865. and ingredients
  866. to ensure quality.
  867.  
  868. 187
  869. 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,357
  870. Unless it follows the law,
  871. it's technically not a beer.
  872.  
  873. 188
  874. 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,526
  875. Well, you're
  876. technically a dork.
  877.  
  878. 189
  879. 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:05,496
  880. I mean, I love you, but you're a dork.
  881. I'm not drinkin' that.
  882.  
  883. 190
  884. 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,498
  885. As a women, this is the
  886. one thing I'm supposed
  887.  
  888. 191
  889. 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,834
  890. to be able to do
  891. and I can't do it.
  892.  
  893. 192
  894. 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,136
  895. I mean, that need to
  896. nurture, to be a mother.
  897.  
  898. 193
  899. 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:14,372
  900. That is, that's something...
  901. God,
  902.  
  903. 194
  904. 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,340
  905. it's something I've
  906. wanted my entire live.
  907.  
  908. 195
  909. 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,242
  910. Have you thought
  911. about adoption?
  912.  
  913. 196
  914. 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,311
  915. Yeah, we're on a list,
  916. but I dunno,
  917.  
  918. 197
  919. 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,480
  920. it'll be years before
  921. there's an opening.
  922.  
  923. 198
  924. 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,116
  925. And plus, we're just, we're
  926. not ready to stop trying.
  927.  
  928. 199
  929. 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,518
  930. Have you seen a
  931. fertility doctor?
  932.  
  933. 200
  934. 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,421
  935. Those procedures
  936. seem so... invasive.
  937.  
  938. 201
  939. 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:33,124
  940. You're just afraid of
  941. getting a shot, you big baby.
  942.  
  943. 202
  944. 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:37,128
  945. No, that's, that's,
  946. that's very true. Ew.
  947.  
  948. 203
  949. 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,330
  950. So, go see a doctor and
  951. if it doesn't work out,
  952.  
  953. 204
  954. 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,833
  955. - I'll give you one of my kids.
  956. - Oh okay.
  957.  
  958. 205
  959. 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,168
  960. - She up for grabs?
  961. - Not her,
  962.  
  963. 206
  964. 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:46,437
  965. but I could get you
  966. a sweet deal on Dougie.
  967.  
  968. 207
  969. 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,873
  970. [kids yelling]
  971.  
  972. 208
  973. 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,343
  974. [Katie] Ooh, hard pass.
  975.  
  976. 209
  977. 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,449
  978. Whatcha doin'?
  979.  
  980. 210
  981. 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,384
  982. [John] Oh, just finishing up some work.
  983. What's goin' on?
  984.  
  985. 211
  986. 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,253
  987. I wanna go to a
  988. fertility doctor.
  989.  
  990. 212
  991. 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,557
  992. Oh, now?
  993.  
  994. 213
  995. 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,227
  996. - I think they might be closed.
  997. - Okay.
  998.  
  999. 214
  1000. 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,195
  1001. No, I've been doing some
  1002. research and I really think
  1003.  
  1004. 215
  1005. 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,598
  1006. this is the answer
  1007. we've been looking for.
  1008.  
  1009. 216
  1010. 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,333
  1011. Are you serious?
  1012.  
  1013. 217
  1014. 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,501
  1015. Yeah, I found this doctor
  1016.  
  1017. 218
  1018. 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,469
  1019. and he's supposed
  1020. to be the best.
  1021.  
  1022. 219
  1023. 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,139
  1024. Well, does our
  1025. insurance cover it?
  1026.  
  1027. 220
  1028. 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,340
  1029. Yeah.
  1030.  
  1031. 221
  1032. 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,242
  1033. - Is it safe?
  1034. - Yeah.
  1035.  
  1036. 222
  1037. 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,344
  1038. I mean, look, I'm not thrilled
  1039. about this either,
  1040.  
  1041. 223
  1042. 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,678
  1043. but we've gotta
  1044. face the facts.
  1045.  
  1046. 224
  1047. 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,747
  1048. What we've been doing,
  1049. it's not working.
  1050.  
  1051. 225
  1052. 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,617
  1053. Do you think we've
  1054. been doing it wrong?
  1055.  
  1056. 226
  1057. 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,353
  1058. You know, we should
  1059. try reverse cowgirl.
  1060.  
  1061. 227
  1062. 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,622
  1063. I think that might help us
  1064. and solve all of our problems.
  1065.  
  1066. 228
  1067. 00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,624
  1068. - I'm being serious.
  1069. - I am, too.
  1070.  
  1071. 229
  1072. 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,926
  1073. - Don't you still want a baby?
  1074. - Yes, of course I do.
  1075.  
  1076. 230
  1077. 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,528
  1078. Okay, then I think
  1079. this is our last chance.
  1080.  
  1081. 231
  1082. 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,364
  1083. I'm gonna turn 35
  1084. this year and my uterus
  1085.  
  1086. 232
  1087. 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,933
  1088. is gonna shut down
  1089. like Chernobyl.
  1090.  
  1091. 233
  1092. 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,468
  1093. No, it's not.
  1094.  
  1095. 234
  1096. 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,669
  1097. We've been trying
  1098. to get pregnant
  1099.  
  1100. 235
  1101. 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,404
  1102. since we got married.
  1103. That's--
  1104.  
  1105. 236
  1106. 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,672
  1107. that's five years
  1108. without so much as a blip.
  1109.  
  1110. 237
  1111. 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,374
  1112. What if there's
  1113. something wrong with me?
  1114.  
  1115. 238
  1116. 00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,508
  1117. There's nothing
  1118. wrong with you.
  1119.  
  1120. 239
  1121. 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,644
  1122. You don't know that.
  1123.  
  1124. 240
  1125. 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,246
  1126. Come on, this is
  1127. really important to me.
  1128.  
  1129. 241
  1130. 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,714
  1131. I need you to get on board.
  1132.  
  1133. 242
  1134. 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,618
  1135. Okay.
  1136.  
  1137. 243
  1138. 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,288
  1139. - All right.
  1140. Make the appointment. -Okay.
  1141.  
  1142. 244
  1143. 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,656
  1144. We'll hear what the
  1145. doctor has to say.
  1146.  
  1147. 245
  1148. 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,192
  1149. This amazing doctor.
  1150.  
  1151. 246
  1152. 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:16,527
  1153. And then if it doesn't work we
  1154. really need to try reverse cowgirl.
  1155.  
  1156. 247
  1157. 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,296
  1158. Are you really hung up
  1159. on this reverse cowgirl?
  1160.  
  1161. 248
  1162. 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,431
  1163. - I don't why you
  1164. - I think it's great.
  1165.  
  1166. 249
  1167. 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,267
  1168. You're facing north,
  1169. I'm facing north,
  1170.  
  1171. 250
  1172. 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,669
  1173. but you're going in front of me.
  1174.  
  1175. 251
  1176. 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,437
  1177. [Katie] I don't wanna
  1178. look at your feet.
  1179.  
  1180. 252
  1181. 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:27,972
  1182. - [John] Look up.
  1183. - [Katie] I can't look up,
  1184.  
  1185. 253
  1186. 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:30,241
  1187. I'll lose my focus and I could--
  1188. I could hurt you.
  1189.  
  1190. 254
  1191. 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,278
  1192. As you're both
  1193. very much aware,
  1194.  
  1195. 255
  1196. 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,680
  1197. there are limits
  1198. to manual conception.
  1199.  
  1200. 256
  1201. 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:38,683
  1202. Nature is a capricious,
  1203. often times,
  1204.  
  1205. 257
  1206. 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,618
  1207. perplexing force
  1208. that can benefit
  1209.  
  1210. 258
  1211. 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,687
  1212. from the helping hand
  1213. of modern science.
  1214.  
  1215. 259
  1216. 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,589
  1217. But before I get
  1218. into any specifics,
  1219.  
  1220. 260
  1221. 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,524
  1222. I wanna ask you a question.
  1223.  
  1224. 261
  1225. 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,327
  1226. It's a question I ask
  1227. all my potential patients.
  1228.  
  1229. 262
  1230. 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,597
  1231. Are you both prepared to do
  1232. what it takes to have a baby.
  1233.  
  1234. 263
  1235. 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:55,466
  1236. - Yeah.
  1237. - Mm hm.
  1238.  
  1239. 264
  1240. 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,501
  1241. [chuckling]
  1242.  
  1243. 265
  1244. 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,769
  1245. Let me tell you a story.
  1246.  
  1247. 266
  1248. 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,005
  1249. On his famed March to the Sea,
  1250.  
  1251. 267
  1252. 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,374
  1253. General William Tecumseh Sherman
  1254.  
  1255. 268
  1256. 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,977
  1257. presented an ultimatum to
  1258. the citizens of Savannah.
  1259.  
  1260. 269
  1261. 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,280
  1262. Should I be forced to resort
  1263. to assault, he warned them,
  1264.  
  1265. 270
  1266. 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,982
  1267. I shall then feel
  1268. justified in resorting
  1269.  
  1270. 271
  1271. 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,284
  1272. to the harshest of measures,
  1273. and shall make little effort
  1274.  
  1275. 272
  1276. 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,519
  1277. to restrain my army,
  1278. now burning to avenge
  1279.  
  1280. 273
  1281. 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,989
  1282. the national wrong of dragging
  1283. our country into civil war.
  1284.  
  1285. 274
  1286. 00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,724
  1287. So I'm gonna ask you both again.
  1288.  
  1289. 275
  1290. 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:23,327
  1291. Are you prepared to do
  1292. what it takes to have a baby?
  1293.  
  1294. 276
  1295. 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,264
  1296. - Yes.
  1297. - Yes, yes.
  1298.  
  1299. 277
  1300. 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,532
  1301. Great.
  1302.  
  1303. 278
  1304. 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,701
  1305. Katie, let's talk
  1306. about your uterus.
  1307.  
  1308. 279
  1309. 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,337
  1310. Sure.
  1311.  
  1312. 280
  1313. 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,506
  1314. My 40 plus years of
  1315. practicing medicine,
  1316.  
  1317. 281
  1318. 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:38,476
  1319. I've seen a wide range
  1320. of uteri and yours,
  1321.  
  1322. 282
  1323. 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,746
  1324. is one of the finest
  1325. specimens I've ever seen.
  1326.  
  1327. 283
  1328. 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,782
  1329. Really?
  1330.  
  1331. 284
  1332. 00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,518
  1333. - It's a real showstopper.
  1334. - Oh, okay.
  1335.  
  1336. 285
  1337. 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,553
  1338. - I think I'm blushing.
  1339. - I knew that,
  1340.  
  1341. 286
  1342. 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,356
  1343. I always told her that.
  1344.  
  1345. 287
  1346. 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,526
  1347. So, if it's such
  1348. a showstopper,
  1349.  
  1350. 288
  1351. 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,495
  1352. then why can't I get pregnant?
  1353.  
  1354. 289
  1355. 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,063
  1356. Well, I think we have
  1357. to be open to the option
  1358.  
  1359. 290
  1360. 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,499
  1361. it may not be you
  1362. that's having the problem.
  1363.  
  1364. 291
  1365. 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,635
  1366. John, when did you last
  1367. have a sperm analysis?
  1368.  
  1369. 292
  1370. 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,604
  1371. I'm sorry, what?
  1372.  
  1373. 293
  1374. 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,639
  1375. You can not use
  1376. any lubrication and all
  1377.  
  1378. 294
  1379. 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,908
  1380. the specimen must make
  1381. it into the receptacle.
  1382.  
  1383. 295
  1384. 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,579
  1385. Wait a minute, I have
  1386. to masturbate into this?
  1387.  
  1388. 296
  1389. 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,415
  1390. You bet you do.
  1391.  
  1392. 297
  1393. 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,084
  1394. If any of the specimen
  1395. is not into the receptacle,
  1396.  
  1397. 298
  1398. 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,420
  1399. you will have to produce
  1400. another, but with others waiting
  1401.  
  1402. 299
  1403. 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,522
  1404. you'd have to go to
  1405. the end of the line.
  1406.  
  1407. 300
  1408. 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,657
  1409. There's visual aids in there,
  1410. I picked 'em out myself.
  1411.  
  1412. 301
  1413. 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,793
  1414. They're pretty good.
  1415.  
  1416. 302
  1417. 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,895
  1418. Titty Bonanza.
  1419.  
  1420. 303
  1421. 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,764
  1422. Gym.
  1423.  
  1424. 304
  1425. 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,433
  1426. What's the other one?
  1427.  
  1428. 305
  1429. 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,802
  1430. Oh, one's called Dad.
  1431.  
  1432. 306
  1433. 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:45,076
  1434. - When you're done, bring the specimen to the nurse's desk.
  1435. - [softly] Come here, come here,
  1436.  
  1437. 307
  1438. 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,111
  1439. - come here, come here.
  1440. - [Katie] What, what, what, what, what?
  1441.  
  1442. 308
  1443. 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,746
  1444. I have to jack off into
  1445. this and I don't know
  1446.  
  1447. 309
  1448. 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,514
  1449. if I can do it, I don't
  1450. know if I can perform.
  1451.  
  1452. 310
  1453. 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,849
  1454. What do you mean perform,
  1455. it's not karaoke.
  1456.  
  1457. 311
  1458. 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,551
  1459. It's like Tupperware
  1460. where you store
  1461.  
  1462. 312
  1463. 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,819
  1464. like mashed potatoes
  1465. or something.
  1466.  
  1467. 313
  1468. 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,088
  1469. - I can't do this.
  1470. - Of course you can.
  1471.  
  1472. 314
  1473. 00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,422
  1474. - I'm not feelin' it
  1475. - I don't understand why you can't do it.
  1476.  
  1477. 315
  1478. 00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,091
  1479. [John] I don't feel sexy.
  1480.  
  1481. 316
  1482. 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,692
  1483. You don't feel-- I'm sorry,
  1484. you don't feel sexy?
  1485.  
  1486. 317
  1487. 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,127
  1488. Just look at all guys
  1489. sitting over there.
  1490.  
  1491. 318
  1492. 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,695
  1493. You're not gonna be
  1494. with these guys.
  1495.  
  1496. 319
  1497. 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,497
  1498. - I know.
  1499. - You're going in a different room,
  1500.  
  1501. 320
  1502. 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:07,732
  1503. - they're not gonna be there.
  1504. - I just don't know.
  1505.  
  1506. 321
  1507. 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:08,866
  1508. It's there,
  1509. it's a large opening.
  1510.  
  1511. 322
  1512. 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:09,767
  1513. - Is there a problem?
  1514. - Hm?
  1515.  
  1516. 323
  1517. 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,435
  1518. No, no, no, no.
  1519.  
  1520. 324
  1521. 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:12,737
  1522. He's just having a little,
  1523. [chuckles]
  1524.  
  1525. 325
  1526. 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,672
  1527. a little case of
  1528. the old stage fright.
  1529.  
  1530. 326
  1531. 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,507
  1532. So...
  1533.  
  1534. 327
  1535. 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,576
  1536. If it helps, we do
  1537. allow wives to assist.
  1538.  
  1539. 328
  1540. 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,911
  1541. Oh.
  1542.  
  1543. 329
  1544. 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,847
  1545. Oh.
  1546.  
  1547. 330
  1548. 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,582
  1549. [latch clicking]
  1550.  
  1551. 331
  1552. 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,417
  1553. [John] All right,
  1554. let's just get this over with
  1555.  
  1556. 332
  1557. 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,785
  1558. - as soon as possible.
  1559. - Oh, I don't know.
  1560.  
  1561. 333
  1562. 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,855
  1563. This is like the set
  1564. of a Saw movie.
  1565.  
  1566. 334
  1567. 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,657
  1568. Oh, oh.
  1569.  
  1570. 335
  1571. 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,596
  1572. - Yeah, Dad.
  1573. - It's there.
  1574.  
  1575. 336
  1576. 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,799
  1577. - It really is a video called
  1578. - Dad. Oh, here we go, let's just.
  1579.  
  1580. 337
  1581. 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,768
  1582. Okay, all right,
  1583. what do you need from me?
  1584.  
  1585. 338
  1586. 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,536
  1587. You want me to take my
  1588. shirt off or my pants or?
  1589.  
  1590. 339
  1591. 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,671
  1592. - Give me a hand job.
  1593. - Okay, copy that.
  1594.  
  1595. 340
  1596. 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,741
  1597. - Whoa, wait.
  1598. - I'm sorry, they're cold.
  1599.  
  1600. 341
  1601. 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,411
  1602. - Blow in.
  1603. - Oh yeah, Mr. Miyagi it.
  1604.  
  1605. 342
  1606. 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,747
  1607. Okay, just make a
  1608. fire really quickly.
  1609.  
  1610. 343
  1611. 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,616
  1612. Camping.
  1613.  
  1614. 344
  1615. 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,786
  1616. - Okay.
  1617. - Oh, yeah.
  1618.  
  1619. 345
  1620. 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,560
  1621. Can you not look
  1622. at me like that.
  1623.  
  1624. 346
  1625. 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,630
  1626. - Like what?
  1627. - You look like, like a Christmas elf.
  1628.  
  1629. 347
  1630. 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,899
  1631. Like, giving me a hand job,
  1632. it's just a little awkward.
  1633.  
  1634. 348
  1635. 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,200
  1636. Okay, okay.
  1637.  
  1638. 349
  1639. 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,635
  1640. - [phone ringing]
  1641. - All right.
  1642.  
  1643. 350
  1644. 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,503
  1645. Oh, I'm sorry.
  1646. I know, I know.
  1647.  
  1648. 351
  1649. 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:21,505
  1650. - You have to be kidding me.
  1651. - No, it's work.
  1652.  
  1653. 352
  1654. 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,174
  1655. I am supposed to be in
  1656. a meeting right now.
  1657.  
  1658. 353
  1659. 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,608
  1660. - Let me just ignore it.
  1661. - You are in a meeting.
  1662.  
  1663. 354
  1664. 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,477
  1665. It's a very important meeting.
  1666.  
  1667. 355
  1668. 00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,679
  1669. Okay, well, I'm sorry.
  1670. What can I do to make it...
  1671.  
  1672. 356
  1673. 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,714
  1674. - Talk dirty to me.
  1675. - Talking dirty.
  1676.  
  1677. 357
  1678. 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,583
  1679. - Say somethin' nasty.
  1680. - Dirty talking' comin' at ya.
  1681.  
  1682. 358
  1683. 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,819
  1684. Here we go.
  1685. You are doin' such a great job.
  1686.  
  1687. 359
  1688. 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,954
  1689. I am so proud of you
  1690. and you are just--
  1691.  
  1692. 360
  1693. 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,722
  1694. I'm, you're such a--
  1695. you're a good person.
  1696.  
  1697. 361
  1698. 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,458
  1699. - Thank you, honey.
  1700. - A plus.
  1701.  
  1702. 362
  1703. 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,859
  1704. Thank you for all
  1705. the encouragement,
  1706.  
  1707. 363
  1708. 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,893
  1709. - but I'm not building a deck.
  1710. - Is that good?
  1711.  
  1712. 364
  1713. 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,195
  1714. Okay, I see how it is.
  1715.  
  1716. 365
  1717. 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,663
  1718. Now say something dirty.
  1719.  
  1720. 366
  1721. 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:46,997
  1722. Something nasty.
  1723. Call me something.
  1724.  
  1725. 367
  1726. 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,933
  1727. - Yes, uh, I think I got it.
  1728. - Turn me on.
  1729.  
  1730. 368
  1731. 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,801
  1732. [Irish accent]
  1733. You are a mighty steed.
  1734.  
  1735. 369
  1736. 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,471
  1737. Oh, you got the dirty
  1738. leprechaun thing, okay.
  1739.  
  1740. 370
  1741. 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,740
  1742. Yes, and I am a fertile
  1743. mare and I'm just galloping
  1744.  
  1745. 371
  1746. 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,910
  1747. through a wind blown field
  1748. and you're comin' up
  1749.  
  1750. 372
  1751. 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,812
  1752. after me and ya mount me...
  1753.  
  1754. 373
  1755. 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,848
  1756. - Weird, but...
  1757. - ...and ya get behind me.
  1758.  
  1759. 374
  1760. 00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,217
  1761. - And you stick it in.
  1762. - Oddly effective.
  1763.  
  1764. 375
  1765. 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,751
  1766. - Is that good or is it bad?
  1767. - I kinda liked it.
  1768.  
  1769. 376
  1770. 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,986
  1771. - Yeah, it's good.
  1772. - Okay, we're going tighter.
  1773.  
  1774. 377
  1775. 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:10,621
  1776. - We're going a little tighter.
  1777. - Oh.
  1778.  
  1779. 378
  1780. 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,656
  1781. - Okay, we good, we got it.
  1782. - Oh, oh.
  1783.  
  1784. 379
  1785. 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:13,958
  1786. - You're the stead.
  1787. - Oh.
  1788.  
  1789. 380
  1790. 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,693
  1791. - Plant your seed.
  1792. - Oh, oh.
  1793.  
  1794. 381
  1795. 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,661
  1796. Nasty little leprechaun.
  1797.  
  1798. 382
  1799. 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,030
  1800. - I'm comin' for my pot of gold.
  1801. - [John moaning]
  1802.  
  1803. 383
  1804. 00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,500
  1805. Get it in the Tupperware.
  1806.  
  1807. 384
  1808. 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,857
  1809. Oh, hey, Danica, could I get
  1810. your help with something?
  1811.  
  1812. 385
  1813. 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,726
  1814. Uh, yes, very quickly,
  1815. I'm late for a meeting.
  1816.  
  1817. 386
  1818. 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,628
  1819. Okay, I'm just new to
  1820. this accounting software,
  1821.  
  1822. 387
  1823. 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,862
  1824. - so I was just wondering
  1825. - What do you need?
  1826.  
  1827. 388
  1828. 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,564
  1829. - Our payables.
  1830. - Oh yeah,
  1831.  
  1832. 389
  1833. 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,900
  1834. if you just search
  1835. by invoice date,
  1836.  
  1837. 390
  1838. 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,868
  1839. then you can just tab through.
  1840.  
  1841. 391
  1842. 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,737
  1843. - Oh, okay, yeah, that is easy.
  1844. - It's easy.
  1845.  
  1846. 392
  1847. 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,038
  1848. Great.
  1849.  
  1850. 393
  1851. 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,040
  1852. Ah, sorry, one more thing.
  1853.  
  1854. 394
  1855. 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:05,809
  1856. Do we always wait 30 days
  1857. to pay our invoices?
  1858.  
  1859. 395
  1860. 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,978
  1861. - Yes, always.
  1862. - Huh, whose dumb idea was that?
  1863.  
  1864. 396
  1865. 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,881
  1866. - [stutters]
  1867. - Uh, mine. We wanna show as much
  1868.  
  1869. 397
  1870. 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,716
  1871. cash on the books
  1872. as possible.
  1873.  
  1874. 398
  1875. 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,084
  1876. Yes, it's just that, um,
  1877.  
  1878. 399
  1879. 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,052
  1880. the vendors give us
  1881. a 2% discount
  1882.  
  1883. 400
  1884. 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,021
  1885. if we pay in 10 days.
  1886.  
  1887. 401
  1888. 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,557
  1889. I mean, that's like lending
  1890. money at 36% a year.
  1891.  
  1892. 402
  1893. 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,858
  1894. No, that can't be right.
  1895.  
  1896. 403
  1897. 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,027
  1898. Well, yeah,
  1899. it's 36.7 to be exact,
  1900.  
  1901. 404
  1902. 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,929
  1903. but what are our
  1904. 210 Net 30 payables?
  1905.  
  1906. 405
  1907. 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,764
  1908. - For which time period?
  1909. - This month.
  1910.  
  1911. 406
  1912. 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,766
  1913. Company wide,
  1914. about 4.6 million.
  1915.  
  1916. 407
  1917. 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,702
  1918. So, if we actually
  1919. paid 20 days early,
  1920.  
  1921. 408
  1922. 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,638
  1923. then we would be saving
  1924. $92,000 a month, which would
  1925.  
  1926. 409
  1927. 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,809
  1928. then turn out to roughly,
  1929. like, $1.1 million a year.
  1930.  
  1931. 410
  1932. 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:41,078
  1933. - You're new here, right?
  1934. - I am first week.
  1935.  
  1936. 411
  1937. 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,781
  1938. Great, well,
  1939. I appreciate your enthusiasm,
  1940.  
  1941. 412
  1942. 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,749
  1943. but let's not try to
  1944. reinvent the wheel, okay?
  1945.  
  1946. 413
  1947. 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,685
  1948. Yeah, copy that.
  1949.  
  1950. 414
  1951. 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,653
  1952. You're the CFO,
  1953. I'm just the controller.
  1954.  
  1955. 415
  1956. 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,055
  1957. [Danica] Sounds like
  1958. we're on the same page then.
  1959.  
  1960. 416
  1961. 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,023
  1962. That's great.
  1963.  
  1964. 417
  1965. 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:57,161
  1966. I'm smarter than she is.
  1967. That's fine.
  1968.  
  1969. 418
  1970. 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,104
  1971. Dude, dude, where have you been,
  1972. I've been lookin' for you all morning.
  1973.  
  1974. 419
  1975. 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,673
  1976. I know, I know. The code blew
  1977. up the entire system in testing,
  1978.  
  1979. 420
  1980. 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,942
  1981. - but I'm gonna fix it
  1982. - No, no, no, that's not it.
  1983.  
  1984. 421
  1985. 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,944
  1986. They sold the company.
  1987.  
  1988. 422
  1989. 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:14,912
  1990. What? Who? When?
  1991.  
  1992. 423
  1993. 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,113
  1994. Over the weekend.
  1995.  
  1996. 424
  1997. 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,115
  1998. And that's not all.
  1999.  
  2000. 425
  2001. 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,150
  2002. I got a promotion.
  2003.  
  2004. 426
  2005. 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,686
  2006. - Yeah.
  2007. - Wow, that's great.
  2008.  
  2009. 427
  2010. 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:26,657
  2011. But, uh, they let the
  2012. entire IT department go.
  2013.  
  2014. 428
  2015. 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,225
  2016. What?
  2017.  
  2018. 429
  2019. 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,161
  2020. That's your department.
  2021.  
  2022. 430
  2023. 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,963
  2024. - Yeah, I know dickhead.
  2025. - Oh, okay.
  2026.  
  2027. 431
  2028. 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,834
  2029. So, anyway, you're fired,
  2030. but that's not my call.
  2031.  
  2032. 432
  2033. 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,636
  2034. It's not my call.
  2035.  
  2036. 433
  2037. 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,139
  2038. You quit your job?
  2039.  
  2040. 434
  2041. 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,174
  2042. Oh, no, no, no, no,
  2043. even better.
  2044.  
  2045. 435
  2046. 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,976
  2047. I got fired.
  2048.  
  2049. 436
  2050. 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,012
  2051. Ah, and what about Gordon?
  2052.  
  2053. 437
  2054. 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,780
  2055. They made him VP of sales.
  2056.  
  2057. 438
  2058. 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,148
  2059. Katie, do you see
  2060. how wonderful this is?
  2061.  
  2062. 439
  2063. 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,883
  2064. They gave me
  2065. a severance package.
  2066.  
  2067. 440
  2068. 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,852
  2069. That combined with
  2070. what I've been saving,
  2071.  
  2072. 441
  2073. 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,820
  2074. I can focus all of my
  2075. energy on the brewery.
  2076.  
  2077. 442
  2078. 00:20:56,822 --> 00:21:01,191
  2079. [stutters] I'm very,
  2080. I'm very happy for you.
  2081.  
  2082. 443
  2083. 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,029
  2084. What, what is it?
  2085. What's wrong?
  2086.  
  2087. 444
  2088. 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,865
  2089. I'm not, I don't, okay,
  2090. I don't wanna be like
  2091.  
  2092. 445
  2093. 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,734
  2094. a wet blanket here, but we are barely
  2095. making ends meet with two incomes.
  2096.  
  2097. 446
  2098. 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:14,071
  2099. I mean, we've got credit card debt
  2100. and mortgage and car payments.
  2101.  
  2102. 447
  2103. 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:17,141
  2104. I'm not saying that you can't
  2105. open the brewery,
  2106.  
  2107. 448
  2108. 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,143
  2109. - but, I mean...
  2110. - But?
  2111.  
  2112. 449
  2113. 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,145
  2114. We need another income.
  2115.  
  2116. 450
  2117. 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:24,081
  2118. Oh, Katie, I cannot
  2119. get another IT job.
  2120.  
  2121. 451
  2122. 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,918
  2123. I mean, this brewery is gonna take
  2124. all my time. It's a full time gig.
  2125.  
  2126. 452
  2127. 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,855
  2128. Okay, I'm not even saying you
  2129. need to get like a job, job.
  2130.  
  2131. 453
  2132. 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,957
  2133. But just something part time,
  2134.  
  2135. 454
  2136. 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,926
  2137. something to keep our
  2138. heads above water.
  2139.  
  2140. 455
  2141. 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,895
  2142. Like what?
  2143.  
  2144. 456
  2145. 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,100
  2146. Honda?
  2147.  
  2148. 457
  2149. 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,102
  2150. You my driver?
  2151.  
  2152. 458
  2153. 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,771
  2154. Yeah, that's me,
  2155. I'm your driver.
  2156.  
  2157. 459
  2158. 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,173
  2159. Sweet.
  2160.  
  2161. 460
  2162. 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,041
  2163. Didn't think it was gonna
  2164. be a piece of shit Honda.
  2165.  
  2166. 461
  2167. 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,243
  2168. I apologize.
  2169.  
  2170. 462
  2171. 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:57,247
  2172. All right, dude,
  2173. flip a bitch, hop on the 10,
  2174.  
  2175. 463
  2176. 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,217
  2177. get off on Lincoln, I'll give
  2178. ya a holler when we get there.
  2179.  
  2180. 464
  2181. 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:03,153
  2182. - All right, what's the address?
  2183. - I wanna go home.
  2184.  
  2185. 465
  2186. 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,789
  2187. - What? You don't wanna go home.
  2188. - No, I wanna go home.
  2189.  
  2190. 466
  2191. 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,725
  2192. - What are you talkin' about?
  2193. - What's her address?
  2194.  
  2195. 467
  2196. 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:09,927
  2197. - She wants to go home. What's her address?
  2198. - What?
  2199.  
  2200. 468
  2201. 00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:11,862
  2202. Don't worry, it's my girlfriend,
  2203. bro, she does this all the time.
  2204.  
  2205. 469
  2206. 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,997
  2207. You're comin' to my house.
  2208. We're goin' to my house.
  2209.  
  2210. 470
  2211. 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,033
  2212. Get on the 10,
  2213. what did I-- hey, whoa.
  2214.  
  2215. 471
  2216. 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,501
  2217. She's your girlfriend, huh?
  2218.  
  2219. 472
  2220. 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,870
  2221. [man] Yeah, my girlfriend.
  2222.  
  2223. 473
  2224. 00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,205
  2225. Yeah, what's her last name?
  2226.  
  2227. 474
  2228. 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:27,077
  2229. All right, I'm gonna take her home.
  2230. You get outa my car.
  2231.  
  2232. 475
  2233. 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,812
  2234. I'm not gettin'
  2235. outta your car, dude.
  2236.  
  2237. 476
  2238. 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,781
  2239. Step on the gas.
  2240. Hang on.
  2241.  
  2242. 477
  2243. 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,082
  2244. Come on, dude,
  2245. we're gonna have a...
  2246.  
  2247. 478
  2248. 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,084
  2249. God, here we go again.
  2250.  
  2251. 479
  2252. 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,787
  2253. - Listen, who pays the bills?
  2254. - Get out.
  2255.  
  2256. 480
  2257. 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,155
  2258. - I pay them.
  2259. - Get outta my car.
  2260.  
  2261. 481
  2262. 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,823
  2263. Now he's getting mad at me.
  2264.  
  2265. 482
  2266. 00:22:39,825 --> 00:22:40,958
  2267. We're still goin'
  2268. to Tera and Bucks.
  2269.  
  2270. 483
  2271. 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,026
  2272. Just give me a second.
  2273.  
  2274. 484
  2275. 00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,830
  2276. - Oh!
  2277. - [chuckling]
  2278.  
  2279. 485
  2280. 00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,165
  2281. Let's go, bro.
  2282.  
  2283. 486
  2284. 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,834
  2285. I'll whoop your
  2286. fuckin' ass, dude.
  2287.  
  2288. 487
  2289. 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,069
  2290. You think you're big.
  2291.  
  2292. 488
  2293. 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,037
  2294. Let's go, big man, come on.
  2295.  
  2296. 489
  2297. 00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,524
  2298. Hello. [laughs]
  2299.  
  2300. 490
  2301. 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,058
  2302. All right.
  2303.  
  2304. 491
  2305. 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,261
  2306. Oh, big day.
  2307.  
  2308. 492
  2309. 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:20,197
  2310. [humming]
  2311.  
  2312. 493
  2313. 00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:26,236
  2314. Don't mind if I do.
  2315. Twice.
  2316.  
  2317. 494
  2318. 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,938
  2319. Katie, what are you doing?
  2320.  
  2321. 495
  2322. 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,574
  2323. Just getting a little snack.
  2324.  
  2325. 496
  2326. 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,110
  2327. Sorry, maybe nobody told you.
  2328.  
  2329. 497
  2330. 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:35,212
  2331. This is the Working Moms lunch.
  2332.  
  2333. 498
  2334. 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:37,881
  2335. We meet the first
  2336. Wednesday of every month.
  2337.  
  2338. 499
  2339. 00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:40,150
  2340. Oh, that's... exclusive.
  2341.  
  2342. 500
  2343. 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,952
  2344. - Hi.
  2345. - Hi there.
  2346.  
  2347. 501
  2348. 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,554
  2349. Do you have children?
  2350.  
  2351. 502
  2352. 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:45,022
  2353. How's that now?
  2354.  
  2355. 503
  2356. 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,257
  2357. This is the
  2358. Working Moms lunch.
  2359.  
  2360. 504
  2361. 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,959
  2362. Do you have a child?
  2363.  
  2364. 505
  2365. 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,894
  2366. [stammers] I... yes.
  2367.  
  2368. 506
  2369. 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:53,363
  2370. - So blessed.
  2371. - Oh, a girl, boy?
  2372.  
  2373. 507
  2374. 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:56,300
  2375. Boy.
  2376.  
  2377. 508
  2378. 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,101
  2379. Oh, how old is he?
  2380.  
  2381. 509
  2382. 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,870
  2383. Three.
  2384.  
  2385. 510
  2386. 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,405
  2387. What's his name?
  2388.  
  2389. 511
  2390. 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,341
  2391. Plate... Plato,
  2392.  
  2393. 512
  2394. 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:07,845
  2395. like the old philosopher.
  2396.  
  2397. 513
  2398. 00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:11,048
  2399. You don't have a child do you?
  2400.  
  2401. 514
  2402. 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,250
  2403. Or do I?
  2404.  
  2405. 515
  2406. 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,252
  2407. I don't.
  2408.  
  2409. 516
  2410. 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:16,987
  2411. - I do not, I do not.
  2412. - Well, then,
  2413.  
  2414. 517
  2415. 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:19,089
  2416. maybe you just
  2417. wanna leave us to it.
  2418.  
  2419. 518
  2420. 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:21,291
  2421. Yeah, I'll leave you
  2422. workin' moms to it.
  2423.  
  2424. 519
  2425. 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,961
  2426. Good for you.
  2427. Working. Being mothers.
  2428.  
  2429. 520
  2430. 00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,262
  2431. Look at that, huh.
  2432.  
  2433. 521
  2434. 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,997
  2435. - Well, screw you, 1950s.
  2436. - Thanks, Katie.
  2437.  
  2438. 522
  2439. 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,131
  2440. - Okay.
  2441. - Thank you.
  2442.  
  2443. 523
  2444. 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:30,901
  2445. Hey, Rich, Pam.
  2446.  
  2447. 524
  2448. 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,035
  2449. - Hey, hey, hey.
  2450. - What's happening?
  2451.  
  2452. 525
  2453. 00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,971
  2454. [Rich] Good to see ya.
  2455.  
  2456. 526
  2457. 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,073
  2458. - Who are they?
  2459. - Oh, you wouldn't know 'em.
  2460.  
  2461. 527
  2462. 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,207
  2463. Some of my bike friends.
  2464.  
  2465. 528
  2466. 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,942
  2467. Oh, they're your bike friends?
  2468.  
  2469. 529
  2470. 00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:40,611
  2471. [Gordon] Yeah.
  2472.  
  2473. 530
  2474. 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:42,346
  2475. So what's this important news
  2476. you gotta tell me?
  2477.  
  2478. 531
  2479. 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:44,348
  2480. Mm. Okay.
  2481.  
  2482. 532
  2483. 00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:48,051
  2484. I'm gonna quit job, I'm gonna
  2485. help you open the brewery.
  2486.  
  2487. 533
  2488. 00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,086
  2489. I'm gonna be your partner.
  2490.  
  2491. 534
  2492. 00:24:49,088 --> 00:24:52,055
  2493. - No.
  2494. - Why not?
  2495.  
  2496. 535
  2497. 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,224
  2498. 'Cause you do this
  2499. every single time.
  2500.  
  2501. 536
  2502. 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,260
  2503. Every time I start
  2504. something new,
  2505.  
  2506. 537
  2507. 00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,362
  2508. - you come in and stomp all over it.
  2509. - Name one time.
  2510.  
  2511. 538
  2512. 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,098
  2513. Uh, my landscaping
  2514. business in college.
  2515.  
  2516. 539
  2517. 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,366
  2518. Genghis Lawns?
  2519.  
  2520. 540
  2521. 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,234
  2522. Come on, your
  2523. overhead was insane.
  2524.  
  2525. 541
  2526. 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:06,270
  2527. No, look, I've got
  2528. it all figured out.
  2529.  
  2530. 542
  2531. 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:08,272
  2532. You're gonna brew the beer,
  2533. I'm gonna run the business.
  2534.  
  2535. 543
  2536. 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,240
  2537. - We'll make a million bucks.
  2538. - No.
  2539.  
  2540. 544
  2541. 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,242
  2542. Look, I've got money.
  2543. Okay, with me,
  2544.  
  2545. 545
  2546. 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,677
  2547. we can be up
  2548. and running in two months.
  2549.  
  2550. 546
  2551. 00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:14,978
  2552. Oh yeah, you have
  2553. that kinda money?
  2554.  
  2555. 547
  2556. 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,014
  2557. Yeah, my 401K. My IRA,
  2558.  
  2559. 548
  2560. 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,415
  2561. - I can sell company stock.
  2562. - What are you talking about?
  2563.  
  2564. 549
  2565. 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,350
  2566. You don't wanna sell that,
  2567. that's blood money.
  2568.  
  2569. 550
  2570. 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,419
  2571. You just got promoted,
  2572. why would you wanna do this?
  2573.  
  2574. 551
  2575. 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:24,054
  2576. I don't wanna sell software
  2577.  
  2578. 552
  2579. 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,989
  2580. for the rest of my life,
  2581. John, all right?
  2582.  
  2583. 553
  2584. 00:25:25,991 --> 00:25:28,292
  2585. I don't wanna look back and
  2586. think I never took a risk.
  2587.  
  2588. 554
  2589. 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,993
  2590. I mean, this is important.
  2591. What is it?
  2592.  
  2593. 555
  2594. 00:25:29,995 --> 00:25:31,995
  2595. - I think I know that guy.
  2596. - Who?
  2597.  
  2598. 556
  2599. 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,698
  2600. - Is that Dr. Remis?
  2601. - Who's Dr. Remis?
  2602.  
  2603. 557
  2604. 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,667
  2605. Hey, John Kelly,
  2606. good to see ya.
  2607.  
  2608. 558
  2609. 00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,402
  2610. Hey, Doctor, how are ya?
  2611.  
  2612. 559
  2613. 00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,270
  2614. This is my brother, Gordon.
  2615.  
  2616. 560
  2617. 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:43,173
  2618. General, that's quite an
  2619. outfit you got on, I like it.
  2620.  
  2621. 561
  2622. 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,409
  2623. Oh, I teach American History
  2624. at the local community college.
  2625.  
  2626. 562
  2627. 00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:47,344
  2628. Today we're studying
  2629. the Battle of the Bulge.
  2630.  
  2631. 563
  2632. 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,680
  2633. Germany's last feudal
  2634. offense on the western front.
  2635.  
  2636. 564
  2637. 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:52,182
  2638. - My favorite battle.
  2639. - Well, you probably have to get back.
  2640.  
  2641. 565
  2642. 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,184
  2643. - Good to see ya.
  2644. - No, no, I'm glad I ran into you.
  2645.  
  2646. 566
  2647. 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,186
  2648. We just got the results back
  2649. from your semen analysis.
  2650.  
  2651. 567
  2652. 00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:59,222
  2653. - Oh.
  2654. - No, doc. Can we talk about this later?
  2655.  
  2656. 568
  2657. 00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,724
  2658. No, no, it's not
  2659. all bad news though,
  2660.  
  2661. 569
  2662. 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,259
  2663. even though your
  2664. sperm count is low.
  2665.  
  2666. 570
  2667. 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,461
  2668. - Low.
  2669. - Please not now.
  2670.  
  2671. 571
  2672. 00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:06,430
  2673. Let me ask you something.
  2674. What kinda underslacks do you wear?
  2675.  
  2676. 572
  2677. 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:08,265
  2678. Boxers or briefs?
  2679.  
  2680. 573
  2681. 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,171
  2682. Briefs, I wear briefs.
  2683.  
  2684. 574
  2685. 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:15,439
  2686. - There you go.
  2687. - Oh, briefs.
  2688.  
  2689. 575
  2690. 00:26:15,441 --> 00:26:17,374
  2691. You're wearing Underoos,
  2692. little bro?
  2693.  
  2694. 576
  2695. 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:20,077
  2696. Come on, everyone knows
  2697. you gotta wear boxers.
  2698.  
  2699. 577
  2700. 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,979
  2701. He's right, in order to
  2702. produce a sufficient amount
  2703.  
  2704. 578
  2705. 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,081
  2706. of sperm, the temperature
  2707. of the testicles
  2708.  
  2709. 579
  2710. 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:25,349
  2711. needs to be lower than
  2712. the body temperature.
  2713.  
  2714. 580
  2715. 00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,718
  2716. The briefs keep
  2717. the testicles warm.
  2718.  
  2719. 581
  2720. 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,519
  2721. You gotta cool those off.
  2722. Then what's the good news, doc,
  2723.  
  2724. 582
  2725. 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,254
  2726. you said there was
  2727. some good news.
  2728.  
  2729. 583
  2730. 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:33,056
  2731. Even though his
  2732. sperm count is low,
  2733.  
  2734. 584
  2735. 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,424
  2736. the sperm he does have
  2737. are excellent swimmers.
  2738.  
  2739. 585
  2740. 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,459
  2741. So there's nothing to
  2742. be ashamed of, mister.
  2743.  
  2744. 586
  2745. 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,260
  2746. I beg to differ.
  2747.  
  2748. 587
  2749. 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,029
  2750. Anyways, I gotta run.
  2751. Give me a call,
  2752.  
  2753. 588
  2754. 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:40,998
  2755. we'll decide
  2756. what our next steps are.
  2757.  
  2758. 589
  2759. 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,133
  2760. - Gordon, nice to meet you.
  2761. - Nice to meet you, Doctor.
  2762.  
  2763. 590
  2764. 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,469
  2765. I like him.
  2766.  
  2767. 591
  2768. 00:26:45,471 --> 00:26:47,371
  2769. Wonder what kinda bike he rides.
  2770.  
  2771. 592
  2772. 00:26:47,373 --> 00:26:50,273
  2773. - [Dr. Remis] Ducati.
  2774. - Oh man,
  2775.  
  2776. 593
  2777. 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,143
  2778. Ducati, that's an
  2779. Italian bike, I know that much.
  2780.  
  2781. 594
  2782. 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:55,479
  2783. Hey, here's to some
  2784. strong swimmers, huh?
  2785.  
  2786. 595
  2787. 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:58,749
  2788. [Dr. Remis] Okay, there are two
  2789. ways that we can go here.
  2790.  
  2791. 596
  2792. 00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:01,518
  2793. The first is
  2794. ovulation stimulation
  2795.  
  2796. 597
  2797. 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,221
  2798. through medical regiment
  2799. of injectable hormones.
  2800.  
  2801. 598
  2802. 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,456
  2803. - Oh.
  2804. - Hmm.
  2805.  
  2806. 599
  2807. 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,291
  2808. Katie's afraid of needles.
  2809.  
  2810. 600
  2811. 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,360
  2812. She has tattoos, but
  2813. she's scared of needles.
  2814.  
  2815. 601
  2816. 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:12,229
  2817. It's different.
  2818. It's so different.
  2819.  
  2820. 602
  2821. 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,097
  2822. One is like this and
  2823. the other is like this.
  2824.  
  2825. 603
  2826. 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,233
  2827. - It's different.
  2828. - At the time of ovulation
  2829.  
  2830. 604
  2831. 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:19,202
  2832. - we would perform an IUI.
  2833. - What is that, what's an IUI?
  2834.  
  2835. 605
  2836. 00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:20,404
  2837. It's when they take the sperm
  2838.  
  2839. 606
  2840. 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:22,472
  2841. and they implant
  2842. it into the uterus.
  2843.  
  2844. 607
  2845. 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,174
  2846. - Oh.
  2847. - Exactly, and the health of the sperm
  2848.  
  2849. 608
  2850. 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,176
  2851. and the ovaries is
  2852. essential to the process.
  2853.  
  2854. 609
  2855. 00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:28,111
  2856. So I have to recommend
  2857. you abstain from alcohol,
  2858.  
  2859. 610
  2860. 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,780
  2861. tobacco and recreational drugs.
  2862.  
  2863. 611
  2864. 00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:31,415
  2865. But that's just a
  2866. recommendation though, right?
  2867.  
  2868. 612
  2869. 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,417
  2870. You also have to refrain
  2871. from manual intercourse.
  2872.  
  2873. 613
  2874. 00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:36,119
  2875. That's not just a
  2876. recommendation, that's an order.
  2877.  
  2878. 614
  2879. 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:39,256
  2880. I'm sorry, that, abstain?
  2881.  
  2882. 615
  2883. 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,524
  2884. He said, uh, that no sex.
  2885.  
  2886. 616
  2887. 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,459
  2888. It's a very delicate
  2889. process, John.
  2890.  
  2891. 617
  2892. 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,194
  2893. We can't have you
  2894. messin' up the works.
  2895.  
  2896. 618
  2897. 00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:46,129
  2898. How long can't
  2899. we have sex for?
  2900.  
  2901. 619
  2902. 00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:48,131
  2903. - Between one and six months.
  2904. - What?
  2905.  
  2906. 620
  2907. 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,534
  2908. Now, what's the
  2909. success rate of IUI?
  2910.  
  2911. 621
  2912. 00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:52,335
  2913. Statistics indicate
  2914. it'll increase
  2915.  
  2916. 622
  2917. 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,138
  2918. the chance of
  2919. conception by 10 to 15%.
  2920.  
  2921. 623
  2922. 00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:58,341
  2923. - [John] Six months, is there another option?
  2924. - In vitro fertilization.
  2925.  
  2926. 624
  2927. 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,444
  2928. We fertilize the egg
  2929. with a sperm in a lab
  2930.  
  2931. 625
  2932. 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:02,612
  2933. and implant the fertilized
  2934. egg into the uterus.
  2935.  
  2936. 626
  2937. 00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:04,481
  2938. Okay, what's the
  2939. probability of IVF?
  2940.  
  2941. 627
  2942. 00:28:04,483 --> 00:28:06,416
  2943. - Hm, fifty-fifty.
  2944. - Fantastic.
  2945.  
  2946. 628
  2947. 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,385
  2948. IVF, we can have sex
  2949. during that, right?
  2950.  
  2951. 629
  2952. 00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,387
  2953. No way. And it's not
  2954. as simple as picking
  2955.  
  2956. 630
  2957. 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,155
  2958. one procedure over the other.
  2959.  
  2960. 631
  2961. 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,157
  2962. IVF while effective,
  2963. is very expensive.
  2964.  
  2965. 632
  2966. 00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,326
  2967. Insurance usually
  2968. refuses to pay unless
  2969.  
  2970. 633
  2971. 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,162
  2972. you've gone through three
  2973. rounds of Clomid and IUI.
  2974.  
  2975. 634
  2976. 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,565
  2977. Well, how expensive is expensive?
  2978. Like, ballpark.
  2979.  
  2980. 635
  2981. 00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:24,201
  2982. Ballpark? Talkin' 25.
  2983.  
  2984. 636
  2985. 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:27,170
  2986. 25, 2,500, that's doable.
  2987.  
  2988. 637
  2989. 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:28,638
  2990. 25,000.
  2991.  
  2992. 638
  2993. 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:33,643
  2994. Okay, so if we wanted
  2995. to do IVF right now,
  2996.  
  2997. 639
  2998. 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:35,212
  2999. we'd have to pay out of pocket?
  3000.  
  3001. 640
  3002. 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,447
  3003. [John chuckling]
  3004.  
  3005. 641
  3006. 00:28:37,449 --> 00:28:39,850
  3007. All right, Mr. Mumbles,
  3008. what's goin' on?
  3009.  
  3010. 642
  3011. 00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:43,854
  3012. I just, you know, I mean,
  3013. six months without sex?
  3014.  
  3015. 643
  3016. 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:47,457
  3017. - $25,000 dollars. No beer.
  3018. - What are you, in college?
  3019.  
  3020. 644
  3021. 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:49,593
  3022. I have to drink beer,
  3023. it's part of my business.
  3024.  
  3025. 645
  3026. 00:28:49,595 --> 00:28:52,162
  3027. - [Katie] Are you a professional booze bag now?
  3028. - Also sex is part
  3029.  
  3030. 646
  3031. 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:54,331
  3032. of my lifeblood too.
  3033. I am a man.
  3034.  
  3035. 647
  3036. 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,166
  3037. No, you don't have to do
  3038. anything, I gotta do all the work.
  3039.  
  3040. 648
  3041. 00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:58,268
  3042. All you have to do is
  3043. just jack off into a jar.
  3044.  
  3045. 649
  3046. 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,237
  3047. - Jack off into a jar?
  3048. - You have to jack off into a jar.
  3049.  
  3050. 650
  3051. 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:01,905
  3052. Oh, like it's that easy.
  3053.  
  3054. 651
  3055. 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,473
  3056. - It is that easy, just fuckin'.
  3057. - [fist thudding]
  3058.  
  3059. 652
  3060. 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,342
  3061. - Listen to me.
  3062. - Mm-hmm.
  3063.  
  3064. 653
  3065. 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:06,676
  3066. I'm not just some run
  3067. of the mill doctor here
  3068.  
  3069. 654
  3070. 00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:09,446
  3071. to give you the means to an end.
  3072.  
  3073. 655
  3074. 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:11,548
  3075. Think of me as an emancipator.
  3076.  
  3077. 656
  3078. 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,917
  3079. I invade the male and
  3080. female reproductive organs,
  3081.  
  3082. 657
  3083. 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:16,553
  3084. liberating children into
  3085. the world and I'm very good
  3086.  
  3087. 658
  3088. 00:29:16,555 --> 00:29:18,355
  3089. at what I do, but the
  3090. one thing I can tell you
  3091.  
  3092. 659
  3093. 00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:21,625
  3094. for certain, a house
  3095. divided cannot stand.
  3096.  
  3097. 660
  3098. 00:29:23,629 --> 00:29:25,695
  3099. - [light dramatic music]
  3100. - If this works,
  3101.  
  3102. 661
  3103. 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,597
  3104. we'll have a baby.
  3105.  
  3106. 662
  3107. 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,905
  3108. Okay.
  3109.  
  3110. 663
  3111. 00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:36,206
  3112. Let's do it.
  3113.  
  3114. 664
  3115. 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,542
  3116. Did you guys rob a pharmacy?
  3117.  
  3118. 665
  3119. 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:42,546
  3120. Provera, Clomiphene.
  3121.  
  3122. 666
  3123. 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:47,450
  3124. Letrozole and Toxi--
  3125. Tamoxifen.
  3126.  
  3127. 667
  3128. 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,519
  3129. - Exactly.
  3130. - Tamoxifen, okay.
  3131.  
  3132. 668
  3133. 00:29:49,521 --> 00:29:51,388
  3134. All right.
  3135.  
  3136. 669
  3137. 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,456
  3138. - Who me?
  3139. - Here you go.
  3140.  
  3141. 670
  3142. 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,292
  3143. She's your wife.
  3144.  
  3145. 671
  3146. 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,527
  3147. You're the strongest,
  3148. you gotta get through this.
  3149.  
  3150. 672
  3151. 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,663
  3152. All right, think
  3153. you can handle this?
  3154.  
  3155. 673
  3156. 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:04,267
  3157. Yes, I just, as long as I don't
  3158. see the needle I am good to go.
  3159.  
  3160. 674
  3161. 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,403
  3162. Just don't tell me when you're
  3163. gonna do it, just do it.
  3164.  
  3165. 675
  3166. 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,938
  3167. No, tell me when
  3168. you're gonna do it.
  3169.  
  3170. 676
  3171. 00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:09,339
  3172. Don't tell when
  3173. you're gonna do it.
  3174.  
  3175. 677
  3176. 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:10,740
  3177. No, tell me when
  3178. you're gonna do it.
  3179.  
  3180. 678
  3181. 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,509
  3182. Don't tell--
  3183. ah yeah, there it is.
  3184.  
  3185. 679
  3186. 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,544
  3187. - I did it.
  3188. - Yeah, no, I know.
  3189.  
  3190. 680
  3191. 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,214
  3192. - [Maria] It's good, you're doin' good.
  3193. - Thank you.
  3194.  
  3195. 681
  3196. 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:19,950
  3197. It's worth it, it's worth it,
  3198. it's worth it, it's worth it.
  3199.  
  3200. 682
  3201. 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,451
  3202. - Katie.
  3203. - Yeah?
  3204.  
  3205. 683
  3206. 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,353
  3207. - Your mother's here.
  3208. - What?
  3209.  
  3210. 684
  3211. 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,522
  3212. - What the hell is she doing here?
  3213. - [Katie groaning]
  3214.  
  3215. 685
  3216. 00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:27,958
  3217. Farts. I told her that I would
  3218. look at a mole on her back.
  3219.  
  3220. 686
  3221. 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,360
  3222. - [John] Oh.
  3223. - Ah, okay.
  3224.  
  3225. 687
  3226. 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:32,362
  3227. Wait, why are we
  3228. freaking out though?
  3229.  
  3230. 688
  3231. 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,397
  3232. Because she cannot see
  3233. any of this, this is a sin.
  3234.  
  3235. 689
  3236. 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:37,601
  3237. - [John] What's a sin?
  3238. - The church only condones procedures
  3239.  
  3240. 690
  3241. 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,369
  3242. that assist conception.
  3243.  
  3244. 691
  3245. 00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,371
  3246. - Yeah, it's gotta be natural.
  3247. - Yeah.
  3248.  
  3249. 692
  3250. 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:43,273
  3251. - What about the IUI?
  3252. - [Katie] No, IUI's okay.
  3253.  
  3254. 693
  3255. 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,574
  3256. - Hello?
  3257. - [Katie] No, it's not.
  3258.  
  3259. 694
  3260. 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,343
  3261. Yeah, yeah,
  3262. yeah, Vatican says.
  3263.  
  3264. 695
  3265. 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,645
  3266. Anybody?
  3267.  
  3268. 696
  3269. 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,513
  3270. - Hi.
  3271. - Hi.
  3272.  
  3273. 697
  3274. 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,284
  3275. Hi, what's goin' on?
  3276.  
  3277. 698
  3278. 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,253
  3279. Ah, why?
  3280.  
  3281. 699
  3282. 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,360
  3283. [Katie sighs]
  3284.  
  3285. 700
  3286. 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,661
  3287. Hello, hello.
  3288.  
  3289. 701
  3290. 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,596
  3291. [clears throat]
  3292. Hello, hello.
  3293.  
  3294. 702
  3295. 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,331
  3296. No, no, no, no, okay.
  3297.  
  3298. 703
  3299. 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,332
  3300. [knocking on door]
  3301.  
  3302. 704
  3303. 00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,301
  3304. Come in.
  3305.  
  3306. 705
  3307. 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,771
  3308. - Hi.
  3309. - Hi, listen, I just wanted
  3310.  
  3311. 706
  3312. 00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:18,008
  3313. to apologize for jumping down
  3314. your throat the other day.
  3315.  
  3316. 707
  3317. 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,609
  3318. Oh, no, that was--
  3319.  
  3320. 708
  3321. 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,511
  3322. Sometimes my mamma bear
  3323. instincts come out
  3324.  
  3325. 709
  3326. 00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:22,779
  3327. - and watch out. You know what I mean?
  3328. - Yeah.
  3329.  
  3330. 710
  3331. 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,414
  3332. Well, you will if
  3333. you ever have kids.
  3334.  
  3335. 711
  3336. 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:26,816
  3337. But I do wanna
  3338. make it up to you.
  3339.  
  3340. 712
  3341. 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:29,419
  3342. You know, it's funny you
  3343. say that about the kids thing,
  3344.  
  3345. 713
  3346. 00:31:29,421 --> 00:31:31,788
  3347. because my husband and I are
  3348. about to start a round of IUI.
  3349.  
  3350. 714
  3351. 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,790
  3352. We've been trying to get
  3353. pregnant for a really long time,
  3354.  
  3355. 715
  3356. 00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:36,026
  3357. hasn't really been going our way.
  3358. So, we're gonna do this.
  3359.  
  3360. 716
  3361. 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:38,361
  3362. I don't know why I'm
  3363. telling you all this.
  3364.  
  3365. 717
  3366. 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,063
  3367. When I get nervous I tend to
  3368. blather a little bit, and...
  3369.  
  3370. 718
  3371. 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:43,600
  3372. Okay, great story,
  3373. Katie, thank you.
  3374.  
  3375. 719
  3376. 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,336
  3377. The reason I called you in
  3378. is because the executive level
  3379.  
  3380. 720
  3381. 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:48,772
  3382. - wants to hear more about those vendor discounts.
  3383. - What, really?
  3384.  
  3385. 721
  3386. 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,074
  3387. That would be the breast,
  3388. best.
  3389.  
  3390. 722
  3391. 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:54,511
  3392. - I need you to make a complete presentation on it.
  3393. - Mm-hmm.
  3394.  
  3395. 723
  3396. 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,680
  3397. The C-level, they're
  3398. hearing good things about you
  3399.  
  3400. 724
  3401. 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:59,316
  3402. and this is your chance to
  3403. prove what you are made of.
  3404.  
  3405. 725
  3406. 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,851
  3407. - If you're up for it.
  3408. - Yeah, oh, my God. I'm pumped.
  3409.  
  3410. 726
  3411. 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:04,054
  3412. Katie, look at me,
  3413. I need you to focus here.
  3414.  
  3415. 727
  3416. 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:06,389
  3417. Normally, this is something
  3418. that I would take on for myself.
  3419.  
  3420. 728
  3421. 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:09,059
  3422. - Of course.
  3423. - But with Jimothy starting Montessori
  3424.  
  3425. 729
  3426. 00:32:09,061 --> 00:32:11,528
  3427. and Higgins is just, like, flying back
  3428. and forth to Vienna for her recitals
  3429.  
  3430. 730
  3431. 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,530
  3432. - and I just have no time.
  3433. - I don't even know what that means.
  3434.  
  3435. 731
  3436. 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,065
  3437. And because you don't
  3438. have kids, I just thought that,
  3439.  
  3440. 732
  3441. 00:32:15,067 --> 00:32:16,599
  3442. you know, maybe you would have
  3443. the bandwidth
  3444.  
  3445. 733
  3446. 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,368
  3447. to do a decent job.
  3448.  
  3449. 734
  3450. 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,736
  3451. Right, yeah.
  3452.  
  3453. 735
  3454. 00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:22,772
  3455. Oh, and good luck with
  3456. the whole IUI thing.
  3457.  
  3458. 736
  3459. 00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:26,609
  3460. Yeah, okay, Mamma Bear.
  3461.  
  3462. 737
  3463. 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:30,613
  3464. So, anyway, just
  3465. give you some privacy.
  3466.  
  3467. 738
  3468. 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:32,382
  3469. Oh, no, you can leave
  3470. that open, it's fine.
  3471.  
  3472. 739
  3473. 00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,118
  3474. - Really, okay.
  3475. - Yeah, thank you.
  3476.  
  3477. 740
  3478. 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,420
  3479. [phone ringing]
  3480.  
  3481. 741
  3482. 00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:38,688
  3483. Dr. Remis.
  3484.  
  3485. 742
  3486. 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,724
  3487. Hey, Dr. Remis, John Kelly.
  3488.  
  3489. 743
  3490. 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:42,625
  3491. [Dr. Remis] What can
  3492. I help you with, John?
  3493.  
  3494. 744
  3495. 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,428
  3496. Well, um, I think Katie
  3497. might be experiencing
  3498.  
  3499. 745
  3500. 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:47,597
  3501. some side effects from the
  3502. drugs you prescribed her.
  3503.  
  3504. 746
  3505. 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,666
  3506. What sort of side effects?
  3507.  
  3508. 747
  3509. 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,735
  3510. Like, she threatened
  3511. to leave me if I didn't
  3512.  
  3513. 748
  3514. 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:53,703
  3515. stop overloading the
  3516. dishwasher kinda side effects.
  3517.  
  3518. 749
  3519. 00:32:53,705 --> 00:32:56,706
  3520. That's the Clomid,
  3521. it can trigger mood swings.
  3522.  
  3523. 750
  3524. 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,508
  3525. Any erratic behavior?
  3526.  
  3527. 751
  3528. 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:03,646
  3529. What?
  3530.  
  3531. 752
  3532. 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:06,149
  3533. - You could say that.
  3534. - [Katie] Don't look at me!
  3535.  
  3536. 753
  3537. 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:09,119
  3538. The effect of these chemicals can
  3539. best be described as PMS on steroids.
  3540.  
  3541. 754
  3542. 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,820
  3543. Eventually her chemistry
  3544. is gonna balance out,
  3545.  
  3546. 755
  3547. 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,555
  3548. it's just gonna take some time.
  3549.  
  3550. 756
  3551. 00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:14,591
  3552. All right, whatever
  3553. you say, Doc, thank you.
  3554.  
  3555. 757
  3556. 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,126
  3557. - John,
  3558. - [gasps]
  3559.  
  3560. 758
  3561. 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:17,460
  3562. I need you to go to
  3563. the store and I need you
  3564.  
  3565. 759
  3566. 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,129
  3567. to get me a pressure washer.
  3568.  
  3569. 760
  3570. 00:33:19,131 --> 00:33:24,534
  3571. - A pressure washer?
  3572. - A pressure... yeah!
  3573.  
  3574. 761
  3575. 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,136
  3576. - Okay, I'm gonna go.
  3577. - Yeah, you're gonna go
  3578.  
  3579. 762
  3580. 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,872
  3581. 'cause I asked you to go.
  3582.  
  3583. 763
  3584. 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:32,142
  3585. [Katie groaning]
  3586.  
  3587. 764
  3588. 00:33:32,144 --> 00:33:33,910
  3589. [light music]
  3590.  
  3591. 765
  3592. 00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,916
  3593. [Katie sighing]
  3594.  
  3595. 766
  3596. 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:56,733
  3597. [Katie, with an accent] You're a
  3598. pirate and you're on your vessel
  3599.  
  3600. 767
  3601. 00:33:56,735 --> 00:34:00,570
  3602. and it's full steam
  3603. ahead to fertile island.
  3604.  
  3605. 768
  3606. 00:34:02,507 --> 00:34:05,508
  3607. [Dr. Remis] I've got a
  3608. good feeling about this.
  3609.  
  3610. 769
  3611. 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,872
  3612. [Katie] You roll up
  3613. in your Camaro
  3614.  
  3615. 770
  3616. 00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,974
  3617. and you're wearing
  3618. a top hat...
  3619.  
  3620. 771
  3621. 00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:39,676
  3622. - [groans]
  3623. - ...and I'm wearing
  3624.  
  3625. 772
  3626. 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:42,946
  3627. a wedding dress,
  3628. even though it's prom.
  3629.  
  3630. 773
  3631. 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,014
  3632. - [phone ringing]
  3633. - Oh, oh.
  3634.  
  3635. 774
  3636. 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,218
  3637. - Just one second.
  3638. - Are you serious?
  3639.  
  3640. 775
  3641. 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,553
  3642. Hey.
  3643. No, no, I'm not busy.
  3644.  
  3645. 776
  3646. 00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:53,490
  3647. [Dr. Remis] I've got a
  3648. great feeling about this.
  3649.  
  3650. 777
  3651. 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,991
  3652. The spinning's
  3653. making me dizzy.
  3654.  
  3655. 778
  3656. 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:29,926
  3657. [woman] We have others that
  3658. need this room, please hurry.
  3659.  
  3660. 779
  3661. 00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:32,729
  3662. You know what,
  3663. we need the room.
  3664.  
  3665. 780
  3666. 00:35:37,702 --> 00:35:40,069
  3667. [Dr. Remis] This is
  3668. the one, I just know it.
  3669.  
  3670. 781
  3671. 00:35:55,620 --> 00:35:56,819
  3672. [Maria]
  3673. Look at it this way,
  3674.  
  3675. 782
  3676. 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:58,855
  3677. at least now you
  3678. can try IVF, right?
  3679.  
  3680. 783
  3681. 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,825
  3682. Oh, God no. I don't think
  3683. I can, um...
  3684.  
  3685. 784
  3686. 00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,562
  3687. - Do we like this angle?
  3688. - [Maria] Yeah.
  3689.  
  3690. 785
  3691. 00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,764
  3692. - Just kinda shows what it can do.
  3693. - [Maria] Yeah, it's sexy.
  3694.  
  3695. 786
  3696. 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:11,034
  3697. - Great.
  3698. - Yeah, I don't think I can do anymore of those treatments.
  3699.  
  3700. 787
  3701. 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:16,606
  3702. I just don't think... physically
  3703. or emotionally my body can take it.
  3704.  
  3705. 788
  3706. 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,775
  3707. I need to apologize to you.
  3708.  
  3709. 789
  3710. 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,343
  3711. For what?
  3712.  
  3713. 790
  3714. 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,111
  3715. I thought you not
  3716. getting pregnant
  3717.  
  3718. 791
  3719. 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,113
  3720. was just something in your head.
  3721.  
  3722. 792
  3723. 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:28,051
  3724. Oh no, don't. Please, I can't
  3725. expect you to understand.
  3726.  
  3727. 793
  3728. 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,953
  3729. I mean,
  3730. kids came easy for you.
  3731.  
  3732. 794
  3733. 00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,588
  3734. Too easy.
  3735.  
  3736. 795
  3737. 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:32,989
  3738. Hmm.
  3739.  
  3740. 796
  3741. 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,592
  3742. But I gotta say,
  3743. being a parent to those kids
  3744.  
  3745. 797
  3746. 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,962
  3747. is somehow the hardest and the
  3748. most wonderful thing we'll ever do.
  3749.  
  3750. 798
  3751. 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:44,033
  3752. - Mm.
  3753. - What I'm saying is that what you're trying for is good.
  3754.  
  3755. 799
  3756. 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:48,371
  3757. And I wanna do anything
  3758. I can to help you get there.
  3759.  
  3760. 800
  3761. 00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:52,075
  3762. Aw, thank you.
  3763. Still not gonna take Dougie.
  3764.  
  3765. 801
  3766. 00:36:52,077 --> 00:36:54,744
  3767. [motorcycle rumbling]
  3768.  
  3769. 802
  3770. 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:16,366
  3771. I don't suppose
  3772. you're into this,
  3773.  
  3774. 803
  3775. 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:19,068
  3776. but have you ever thought
  3777. of alternative methods?
  3778.  
  3779. 804
  3780. 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,870
  3781. I feel like
  3782. I've tried everything.
  3783.  
  3784. 805
  3785. 00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,705
  3786. What about quantum healing?
  3787.  
  3788. 806
  3789. 00:37:22,707 --> 00:37:24,907
  3790. [Gordon] Honey,
  3791. the boss is home.
  3792.  
  3793. 807
  3794. 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,010
  3795. - We're in here.
  3796. - Does he really come himself The Boss?
  3797.  
  3798. 808
  3799. 00:37:27,012 --> 00:37:28,711
  3800. - Yeah, no.
  3801. - I kinda, okay.
  3802.  
  3803. 809
  3804. 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:29,779
  3805. I don't know.
  3806.  
  3807. 810
  3808. 00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:31,114
  3809. What's up, Katie?
  3810.  
  3811. 811
  3812. 00:37:31,116 --> 00:37:33,383
  3813. - Where have you been?
  3814. - Gordon.
  3815.  
  3816. 812
  3817. 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:35,685
  3818. What I was just sparing
  3819. at the dojo with Sifu Kevin.
  3820.  
  3821. 813
  3822. 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,954
  3823. Is that your... what are you
  3824. showing us, what is that?
  3825.  
  3826. 814
  3827. 00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:40,089
  3828. - [laughs]
  3829. - This, oh, my tri's.
  3830.  
  3831. 815
  3832. 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,158
  3833. - Where are the kids?
  3834. - Watching TV.
  3835.  
  3836. 816
  3837. 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,893
  3838. Oh.
  3839.  
  3840. 817
  3841. 00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,663
  3842. Doin', uh,
  3843. doin' some karate, huh?
  3844.  
  3845. 818
  3846. 00:37:46,665 --> 00:37:48,798
  3847. No, Katie,
  3848. I'm not doing karate.
  3849.  
  3850. 819
  3851. 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,401
  3852. I'm studying the ancient
  3853. Chinese art of kung fu.
  3854.  
  3855. 820
  3856. 00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,069
  3857. I did karate as a kid.
  3858.  
  3859. 821
  3860. 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,871
  3861. - I was a blue belt.
  3862. - [Katie] Really?
  3863.  
  3864. 822
  3865. 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,874
  3866. Yeah, I could like
  3867. break boards and stuff.
  3868.  
  3869. 823
  3870. 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:59,876
  3871. - Yeah, it was easy.
  3872. - Gordon's a white belt.
  3873.  
  3874. 824
  3875. 00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,411
  3876. Well, everyone
  3877. knows the colors
  3878.  
  3879. 825
  3880. 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,079
  3881. are different in
  3882. kung fu and karate, so.
  3883.  
  3884. 826
  3885. 00:38:03,081 --> 00:38:05,882
  3886. Do they?
  3887. 'Cause I don't know if that's...
  3888.  
  3889. 827
  3890. 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,451
  3891. I feel like white's still
  3892. pretty much like the lowest.
  3893.  
  3894. 828
  3895. 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,787
  3896. You know what,
  3897. kung fu's way more badass,
  3898.  
  3899. 829
  3900. 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,022
  3901. so white belt in kung fu is
  3902. like a blue belt in karate.
  3903.  
  3904. 830
  3905. 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,425
  3906. - Ah.
  3907. - But can you break a board?
  3908.  
  3909. 831
  3910. 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:17,093
  3911. I can probably break,
  3912. like, six boards.
  3913.  
  3914. 832
  3915. 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,828
  3916. What are you guys
  3917. doing on my sculpt lab?
  3918.  
  3919. 833
  3920. 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,431
  3921. I'm going to sell this
  3922. hunk of shit online.
  3923.  
  3924. 834
  3925. 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:23,199
  3926. - And I'm helping by modeling.
  3927. - Yes.
  3928.  
  3929. 835
  3930. 00:38:23,201 --> 00:38:25,435
  3931. - No, I use that.
  3932. - You never use this thing.
  3933.  
  3934. 836
  3935. 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,036
  3936. - [Katie] It's covered in dust.
  3937. - What are you talkin'--
  3938.  
  3939. 837
  3940. 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:28,171
  3941. How do you think
  3942. I get this, man?
  3943.  
  3944. 838
  3945. 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,006
  3946. [Katie] Beer and nachos?
  3947.  
  3948. 839
  3949. 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,442
  3950. When was the last time
  3951. you used that?
  3952.  
  3953. 840
  3954. 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,711
  3955. Seriously, give me a date.
  3956.  
  3957. 841
  3958. 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,846
  3959. Okay, I'm gonna get
  3960. my exercise journal,
  3961.  
  3962. 842
  3963. 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:39,849
  3964. I'm gonna show you.
  3965. Check that out.
  3966.  
  3967. 843
  3968. 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:44,153
  3969. So, quantum,
  3970. what is it, healing?
  3971.  
  3972. 844
  3973. 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,955
  3974. Yeah.
  3975.  
  3976. 845
  3977. 00:38:45,957 --> 00:38:47,156
  3978. Right after I had
  3979. the baby I started getting
  3980.  
  3981. 846
  3982. 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,891
  3983. these terrible panic attacks.
  3984.  
  3985. 847
  3986. 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,793
  3987. You never told me that.
  3988.  
  3989. 848
  3990. 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,229
  3991. I was almost catatonic,
  3992. I could barely get out of bed.
  3993.  
  3994. 849
  3995. 00:38:53,231 --> 00:38:56,866
  3996. My doctor was no help,
  3997. so my yoga instructor
  3998.  
  3999. 850
  4000. 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,901
  4001. put me in touch with
  4002. this holistic healer.
  4003.  
  4004. 851
  4005. 00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,738
  4006. - And it helped?
  4007. - Like you wouldn't believe.
  4008.  
  4009. 852
  4010. 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,140
  4011. I know this sounds crazy,
  4012. but it changed my life.
  4013.  
  4014. 853
  4015. 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:06,109
  4016. So, you think he could
  4017. help me get pregnant?
  4018.  
  4019. 854
  4020. 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:08,745
  4021. It can't hurt to try, right?
  4022.  
  4023. 855
  4024. 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:12,014
  4025. But I have to warn you,
  4026. he's a little weird.
  4027.  
  4028. 856
  4029. 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,483
  4030. Weird how?
  4031.  
  4032. 857
  4033. 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:16,085
  4034. It's hard to explain.
  4035.  
  4036. 858
  4037. 00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:19,088
  4038. - Honey.
  4039. - [Gordon grunting]
  4040.  
  4041. 859
  4042. 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,857
  4043. How would you describe Caesar?
  4044.  
  4045. 860
  4046. 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,760
  4047. - Oh, the holistic guy?
  4048. - Yeah.
  4049.  
  4050. 861
  4051. 00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,828
  4052. Yeah, he's a fuckin' creep.
  4053.  
  4054. 862
  4055. 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,930
  4056. - He's perfect for Katie. Ha ha, burn.
  4057. - You know what?
  4058.  
  4059. 863
  4060. 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:30,500
  4061. Boom, boo-ba, bang.
  4062.  
  4063. 864
  4064. 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,535
  4065. [Katie] Is he a white belt?
  4066.  
  4067. 865
  4068. 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:34,103
  4069. Namaste.
  4070.  
  4071. 866
  4072. 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,239
  4073. Are you currently
  4074. experiencing physical,
  4075.  
  4076. 867
  4077. 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,107
  4078. mental or spiritual anguish?
  4079.  
  4080. 868
  4081. 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,276
  4082. How about lower back pain,
  4083. IBS, or suicidal thoughts?
  4084.  
  4085. 869
  4086. 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,111
  4087. Have you grown weary
  4088. of western medicine's
  4089.  
  4090. 870
  4091. 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:45,181
  4092. profit driven approach
  4093. to your well being?
  4094.  
  4095. 871
  4096. 00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:48,084
  4097. [TV] Then join me at
  4098. Caesar's Healing Palace,
  4099.  
  4100. 872
  4101. 00:39:48,086 --> 00:39:49,852
  4102. the San Fernando Valley's
  4103.  
  4104. 873
  4105. 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:52,955
  4106. most trusted holistic
  4107. healing center.
  4108.  
  4109. 874
  4110. 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:56,526
  4111. If it weren't for Caesar,
  4112. I'd be dead, and that's a fact.
  4113.  
  4114. 875
  4115. 00:39:56,528 --> 00:40:01,030
  4116. Yes, it is. Together we can start
  4117. treating causes not symptoms.
  4118.  
  4119. 876
  4120. 00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,132
  4121. Give me a call, I'm Caesar.
  4122.  
  4123. 877
  4124. 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,269
  4125. Give Caesar a call.
  4126.  
  4127. 878
  4128. 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:10,106
  4129. [TV] Namaste, are you currently
  4130. experiencing physical,
  4131.  
  4132. 879
  4133. 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:12,208
  4134. mental or spiritual anguish?
  4135.  
  4136. 880
  4137. 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,310
  4138. How about lower back pain,
  4139. IBS, or suicidal thoughts?
  4140.  
  4141. 881
  4142. 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,846
  4143. Have you grown weary
  4144. of western medicine's
  4145.  
  4146. 882
  4147. 00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:19,182
  4148. profit driven approach
  4149. to your well being?
  4150.  
  4151. 883
  4152. 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,884
  4153. Then join me at
  4154. Caesar's Healing Palace,
  4155.  
  4156. 884
  4157. 00:40:21,886 --> 00:40:25,321
  4158. San Fernando Valley's most
  4159. trusted holistic healing center.
  4160.  
  4161. 885
  4162. 00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:28,224
  4163. [man] If it weren't
  4164. for Caesar, I'd be dead.
  4165.  
  4166. 886
  4167. 00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,926
  4168. Oh, you gotta be
  4169. fuckin' kidding me.
  4170.  
  4171. 887
  4172. 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,595
  4173. Okay, can you please
  4174. try to keep an open mind?
  4175.  
  4176. 888
  4177. 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,997
  4178. - Keep an open mind?
  4179. - [TV] Give me a call.
  4180.  
  4181. 889
  4182. 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:36,332
  4183. That's society's
  4184. polite way of saying
  4185.  
  4186. 890
  4187. 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,835
  4188. "get ready to hear
  4189. some serious bullshit."
  4190.  
  4191. 891
  4192. 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:41,270
  4193. [Caesar humming]
  4194.  
  4195. 892
  4196. 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,218
  4197. - What is he doing?
  4198. - I don't...
  4199.  
  4200. 893
  4201. 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:59,622
  4202. Hi, I'm Katie,
  4203. this is John, and...
  4204.  
  4205. 894
  4206. 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:02,024
  4207. I just, I don't think
  4208. that he's...
  4209.  
  4210. 895
  4211. 00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:05,127
  4212. - Can I just...
  4213. - [snapping]
  4214.  
  4215. 896
  4216. 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:08,231
  4217. - [Caesar screaming]
  4218. - [gasping]
  4219.  
  4220. 897
  4221. 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:10,032
  4222. Dammit! I was this close to total
  4223. enlightenment and then you came in.
  4224.  
  4225. 898
  4226. 00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,601
  4227. I'm so sorry, I didn't
  4228. know you were in a thing.
  4229.  
  4230. 899
  4231. 00:41:11,603 --> 00:41:13,970
  4232. I didn't, we didn't,
  4233. I'm so sorry.
  4234.  
  4235. 900
  4236. 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:17,607
  4237. You'll be pleased
  4238. to know I was joking.
  4239.  
  4240. 901
  4241. 00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,876
  4242. - Uh-huh, uh-huh.
  4243. - You actually can't break
  4244.  
  4245. 902
  4246. 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,044
  4247. my concentration,
  4248. it's impossible.
  4249.  
  4250. 903
  4251. 00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:26,916
  4252. About two years ago I was lost
  4253. in the deserts of New Mexico.
  4254.  
  4255. 904
  4256. 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,619
  4257. I found my way out
  4258. by taking handful
  4259.  
  4260. 905
  4261. 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,954
  4262. - after handful of peyote.
  4263. - Oh.
  4264.  
  4265. 906
  4266. 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:35,258
  4267. I road the snake all the
  4268. way back to civilization.
  4269.  
  4270. 907
  4271. 00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:38,060
  4272. When they found me I was
  4273. naked, running through
  4274.  
  4275. 908
  4276. 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,263
  4277. a turquoise
  4278. jewelry market in Taos.
  4279.  
  4280. 909
  4281. 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,331
  4282. - Wow.
  4283. - Every since then I've been living
  4284.  
  4285. 910
  4286. 00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,968
  4287. in an inescapable state
  4288. of total awareness.
  4289.  
  4290. 911
  4291. 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,937
  4292. Oh, how fun for you.
  4293.  
  4294. 912
  4295. 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,006
  4296. So, I imagine you're here
  4297. for the weight loss program?
  4298.  
  4299. 913
  4300. 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:52,108
  4301. The what-- what?
  4302. No, no, no.
  4303.  
  4304. 914
  4305. 00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,943
  4306. Sorry, I was just
  4307. looking at your thighs.
  4308.  
  4309. 915
  4310. 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,178
  4311. - Oh, no, I'm, no.
  4312. - Skin rejuvenation?
  4313.  
  4314. 916
  4315. 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,247
  4316. No, wait,
  4317. do you do that here?
  4318.  
  4319. 917
  4320. 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,383
  4321. We're here because
  4322. we're trying to get pregnant.
  4323.  
  4324. 918
  4325. 00:42:00,385 --> 00:42:02,385
  4326. Yes, we really
  4327. wanna have a baby.
  4328.  
  4329. 919
  4330. 00:42:02,387 --> 00:42:04,253
  4331. Ah, kudos.
  4332.  
  4333. 920
  4334. 00:42:04,255 --> 00:42:07,490
  4335. Oh, didn't know there
  4336. was a liquid "u" in kudos.
  4337.  
  4338. 921
  4339. 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:10,092
  4340. Oh.
  4341.  
  4342. 922
  4343. 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,127
  4344. Feeling your energy.
  4345.  
  4346. 923
  4347. 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:13,362
  4348. [Katie] Feel away.
  4349.  
  4350. 924
  4351. 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,065
  4352. [sniffing]
  4353.  
  4354. 925
  4355. 00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:18,367
  4356. - You're ovulating.
  4357. - [Katie] I don't-- okay.
  4358.  
  4359. 926
  4360. 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:21,671
  4361. When strippers ovulate,
  4362. they make more money
  4363.  
  4364. 927
  4365. 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,407
  4366. at the strip club because of the
  4367. pheromones they're giving off.
  4368.  
  4369. 928
  4370. 00:42:24,409 --> 00:42:26,108
  4371. Isn't that interesting?
  4372.  
  4373. 929
  4374. 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:28,110
  4375. [Katie] Do you think
  4376. I'm a stripper?
  4377.  
  4378. 930
  4379. 00:42:28,112 --> 00:42:29,378
  4380. So if you were a stripper
  4381. right now at a strip club,
  4382.  
  4383. 931
  4384. 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,480
  4385. you'd be making
  4386. it rain hardcore.
  4387.  
  4388. 932
  4389. 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:33,115
  4390. You'd be covered in cash.
  4391.  
  4392. 933
  4393. 00:42:33,117 --> 00:42:35,017
  4394. - Good to know.
  4395. - Covered in cash.
  4396.  
  4397. 934
  4398. 00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:37,019
  4399. Okay, uh-huh.
  4400.  
  4401. 935
  4402. 00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:38,487
  4403. Let's...
  4404.  
  4405. 936
  4406. 00:42:38,489 --> 00:42:40,690
  4407. The good news is,
  4408. I can get you pregnant.
  4409.  
  4410. 937
  4411. 00:42:40,692 --> 00:42:42,091
  4412. - Oh, really?
  4413. - Yeah.
  4414.  
  4415. 938
  4416. 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,292
  4417. You can get us pregnant,
  4418. right?
  4419.  
  4420. 939
  4421. 00:42:43,294 --> 00:42:44,427
  4422. But first I have
  4423. to get inside you.
  4424.  
  4425. 940
  4426. 00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:46,062
  4427. - Oh.
  4428. - Excuse me?
  4429.  
  4430. 941
  4431. 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,030
  4432. - Okay, I mean...
  4433. - Herbally.
  4434.  
  4435. 942
  4436. 00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:50,232
  4437. Right, yes, of course,
  4438. of course, herbally, herbally.
  4439.  
  4440. 943
  4441. 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:53,469
  4442. He needs to herbally
  4443. be inside me, okay.
  4444.  
  4445. 944
  4446. 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:55,471
  4447. It'll be easy,
  4448. so long as you haven't done
  4449.  
  4450. 945
  4451. 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:58,441
  4452. - any fertility treatments.
  4453. - [groans]
  4454.  
  4455. 946
  4456. 00:42:58,443 --> 00:43:00,710
  4457. Let me guess.
  4458.  
  4459. 947
  4460. 00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:03,312
  4461. You went to some
  4462. fertility specialist
  4463.  
  4464. 948
  4465. 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:06,716
  4466. who put you on a grueling three
  4467. month program of poisonous hormones
  4468.  
  4469. 949
  4470. 00:43:06,718 --> 00:43:10,219
  4471. and invasive treatments.
  4472. And then when that didn't work,
  4473.  
  4474. 950
  4475. 00:43:10,221 --> 00:43:13,122
  4476. - because it never works.
  4477. - Yeah, that's now exactly how it...
  4478.  
  4479. 951
  4480. 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:17,293
  4481. They sold you on some pie
  4482. in the sky in vitro treatment.
  4483.  
  4484. 952
  4485. 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:19,495
  4486. Right? Am I right?
  4487.  
  4488. 953
  4489. 00:43:19,497 --> 00:43:22,531
  4490. Have you ever thought
  4491. for even one moment
  4492.  
  4493. 954
  4494. 00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:24,200
  4495. that they don't want
  4496. you to get healthy.
  4497.  
  4498. 955
  4499. 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,735
  4500. They wanna keep you sick
  4501.  
  4502. 956
  4503. 00:43:25,737 --> 00:43:28,304
  4504. so they can make
  4505. that filthy lucre.
  4506.  
  4507. 957
  4508. 00:43:28,306 --> 00:43:31,273
  4509. It's all about the cash, baby.
  4510.  
  4511. 958
  4512. 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,743
  4513. You stay sick, they get rich.
  4514.  
  4515. 959
  4516. 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,177
  4517. Think about it?
  4518.  
  4519. 960
  4520. 00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,746
  4521. Who would ever suggest to anyone
  4522.  
  4523. 961
  4524. 00:43:36,748 --> 00:43:38,347
  4525. that you could have a baby
  4526. without having sex.
  4527.  
  4528. 962
  4529. 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,349
  4530. Yes, exactly.
  4531.  
  4532. 963
  4533. 00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,351
  4534. That's what they did, right?
  4535. They told you not to bone.
  4536.  
  4537. 964
  4538. 00:43:42,353 --> 00:43:44,787
  4539. They told us not to bone
  4540. for like a month to six months.
  4541.  
  4542. 965
  4543. 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,323
  4544. I want you to bone.
  4545.  
  4546. 966
  4547. 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:49,525
  4548. - I want you to slam.
  4549. - Are you hearing this?
  4550.  
  4551. 967
  4552. 00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,527
  4553. - I want you to smash.
  4554. - Smash.
  4555.  
  4556. 968
  4557. 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:54,764
  4558. - Jackhammer, jackhammer.
  4559. - Nobody likes that.
  4560.  
  4561. 969
  4562. 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:55,765
  4563. - That's too fast.
  4564. - Yeah, well.
  4565.  
  4566. 970
  4567. 00:43:55,767 --> 00:43:56,766
  4568. [humming]
  4569.  
  4570. 971
  4571. 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,334
  4572. No, nobody likes that.
  4573.  
  4574. 972
  4575. 00:43:58,336 --> 00:44:00,503
  4576. - I like it.
  4577. - You gotta bone down
  4578.  
  4579. 973
  4580. 00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:04,240
  4581. all night long till
  4582. the break of god damn dawn.
  4583.  
  4584. 974
  4585. 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:06,475
  4586. I feel like
  4587. I'm gonna be in a lot...
  4588.  
  4589. 975
  4590. 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:08,477
  4591. - I feel I'll be very sore.
  4592. - [John] No.
  4593.  
  4594. 976
  4595. 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,112
  4596. - [Caesar] Ideally, yes.
  4597. - Oh.
  4598.  
  4599. 977
  4600. 00:44:10,114 --> 00:44:12,281
  4601. You need to start
  4602. a detox program.
  4603.  
  4604. 978
  4605. 00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:14,250
  4606. Just her or both of us?
  4607.  
  4608. 979
  4609. 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:16,052
  4610. It's for both of you, yes.
  4611.  
  4612. 980
  4613. 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:17,787
  4614. Tabby, get in here.
  4615.  
  4616. 981
  4617. 00:44:17,789 --> 00:44:19,388
  4618. - Tabby.
  4619. - Tabby!
  4620.  
  4621. 982
  4622. 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,123
  4623. Is this a cat?
  4624.  
  4625. 983
  4626. 00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:22,792
  4627. We also need to get
  4628. you started on FRP.
  4629.  
  4630. 984
  4631. 00:44:22,794 --> 00:44:24,293
  4632. - I'm sorry, what now?
  4633. - For?
  4634.  
  4635. 985
  4636. 00:44:24,295 --> 00:44:26,395
  4637. Fertility
  4638. revitalization program.
  4639.  
  4640. 986
  4641. 00:44:26,397 --> 00:44:29,465
  4642. It's an all natural,
  4643. GMO free, virility remedy.
  4644.  
  4645. 987
  4646. 00:44:29,467 --> 00:44:32,068
  4647. It's kind of like the
  4648. dick pills you can get
  4649.  
  4650. 988
  4651. 00:44:32,070 --> 00:44:34,403
  4652. at a truck stop if the
  4653. tuck stop was in ancient China.
  4654.  
  4655. 989
  4656. 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:37,339
  4657. Okay, um, and what does
  4658. the package include?
  4659.  
  4660. 990
  4661. 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:38,541
  4662. Just the basics.
  4663.  
  4664. 991
  4665. 00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:40,810
  4666. Nano acupressure,
  4667. wellness formula,
  4668.  
  4669. 992
  4670. 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,311
  4671. a lunar fornication calendar.
  4672.  
  4673. 993
  4674. 00:44:42,313 --> 00:44:44,180
  4675. I'm sorry,
  4676. what was that last part?
  4677.  
  4678. 994
  4679. 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,548
  4680. It's a calendar based
  4681. on the cycles of the moon
  4682.  
  4683. 995
  4684. 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,416
  4685. that tells you exactly
  4686. when you need to fuck.
  4687.  
  4688. 996
  4689. 00:44:47,418 --> 00:44:50,352
  4690. - Yes, I like that a lot.
  4691. - Okay...
  4692.  
  4693. 997
  4694. 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:52,321
  4695. You guys are gonna
  4696. love this part.
  4697.  
  4698. 998
  4699. 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:53,622
  4700. It's an app.
  4701.  
  4702. 999
  4703. 00:44:53,624 --> 00:44:55,624
  4704. Sounds an alarm
  4705. when it's time to smash.
  4706.  
  4707. 1000
  4708. 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:59,195
  4709. - [dogs barking and howling]
  4710. - I'm in, we're in.
  4711.  
  4712. 1001
  4713. 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,529
  4714. - Can you change the alarm?
  4715. - Take our money.
  4716.  
  4717. 1002
  4718. 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:02,164
  4719. - Sound or?
  4720. - Take our money.
  4721.  
  4722. 1003
  4723. 00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,232
  4724. - Oh, yeah.
  4725. - That gets you going?
  4726.  
  4727. 1004
  4728. 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:04,600
  4729. That gets me going.
  4730.  
  4731. 1005
  4732. 00:45:04,602 --> 00:45:07,236
  4733. Having a lunar,
  4734. you know, calendar.
  4735.  
  4736. 1006
  4737. 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,238
  4738. I have a lunar calendar.
  4739.  
  4740. 1007
  4741. 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,340
  4742. Every woman does,
  4743. but that's fine.
  4744.  
  4745. 1008
  4746. 00:45:11,342 --> 00:45:13,242
  4747. - Oh, hello.
  4748. - Tabby, be a lamb
  4749.  
  4750. 1009
  4751. 00:45:13,244 --> 00:45:15,177
  4752. and please
  4753. set these two souls up
  4754.  
  4755. 1010
  4756. 00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:17,847
  4757. with a two week supply of
  4758. Caesar's detoxifying tea blend.
  4759.  
  4760. 1011
  4761. 00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:21,317
  4762. - Wrong way.
  4763. - Thank you, Tabby, oh.
  4764.  
  4765. 1012
  4766. 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,587
  4767. [Caesar] Thank you.
  4768.  
  4769. 1013
  4770. 00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:26,589
  4771. Is she okay?
  4772.  
  4773. 1014
  4774. 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:46,675
  4775. - [upbeat music]
  4776. - [kettle whistling]
  4777.  
  4778. 1015
  4779. 00:45:53,518 --> 00:45:55,551
  4780. - Yeah? Okay.
  4781. - Mm.
  4782.  
  4783. 1016
  4784. 00:45:55,553 --> 00:45:57,353
  4785. Okay.
  4786.  
  4787. 1017
  4788. 00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:02,258
  4789. Oh, my God.
  4790.  
  4791. 1018
  4792. 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:05,361
  4793. Oh, it's like,
  4794. it's like a little bit lumpy.
  4795.  
  4796. 1019
  4797. 00:46:05,363 --> 00:46:06,629
  4798. Yeah, I lied, it's terrible.
  4799.  
  4800. 1020
  4801. 00:46:06,631 --> 00:46:08,230
  4802. It's a little bit
  4803. lumpy going down.
  4804.  
  4805. 1021
  4806. 00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,176
  4807. Tabby!
  4808.  
  4809. 1022
  4810. 00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:22,745
  4811. [trippy music]
  4812.  
  4813. 1023
  4814. 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,519
  4815. [giggling] John.
  4816.  
  4817. 1024
  4818. 00:46:30,521 --> 00:46:32,588
  4819. Yeah?
  4820.  
  4821. 1025
  4822. 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,492
  4823. There's something
  4824. wrong with the clock.
  4825.  
  4826. 1026
  4827. 00:46:45,336 --> 00:46:46,936
  4828. John, John.
  4829.  
  4830. 1027
  4831. 00:46:46,938 --> 00:46:49,939
  4832. Oh, where'd you go?
  4833.  
  4834. 1028
  4835. 00:46:49,941 --> 00:46:51,540
  4836. - [Bird's voice] Impotence.
  4837. - [numerous voices]
  4838.  
  4839. 1029
  4840. 00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:53,943
  4841. - Use hop oil?
  4842. - [woman's voice] Dad.
  4843.  
  4844. 1030
  4845. 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:56,245
  4846. [Gordon] Those are 500 year old
  4847. German beer laws, who cares?
  4848.  
  4849. 1031
  4850. 00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:57,513
  4851. [woman]
  4852. Titty bonanza.
  4853.  
  4854. 1032
  4855. 00:46:57,515 --> 00:46:58,714
  4856. [Dr. Remis]
  4857. It's a real show stopper.
  4858.  
  4859. 1033
  4860. 00:46:58,716 --> 00:46:59,949
  4861. [Caesar] Filthy lucres.
  4862.  
  4863. 1034
  4864. 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,750
  4865. - Sperm count low.
  4866. - Slam.
  4867.  
  4868. 1035
  4869. 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:03,752
  4870. - [Gordon] Loud pipes save lives.
  4871. - [motorcycle rumbling]
  4872.  
  4873. 1036
  4874. 00:47:05,756 --> 00:47:08,390
  4875. [light music]
  4876.  
  4877. 1037
  4878. 00:47:08,392 --> 00:47:10,960
  4879. [cooing]
  4880.  
  4881. 1038
  4882. 00:47:10,962 --> 00:47:13,295
  4883. Hi.
  4884.  
  4885. 1039
  4886. 00:47:20,404 --> 00:47:22,771
  4887. Thank you, kind sir.
  4888.  
  4889. 1040
  4890. 00:47:25,309 --> 00:47:27,977
  4891. She's beautiful.
  4892.  
  4893. 1041
  4894. 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:29,678
  4895. Built like John.
  4896.  
  4897. 1042
  4898. 00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,317
  4899. - Thank you, love her.
  4900. - [children giggling]
  4901.  
  4902. 1043
  4903. 00:47:35,319 --> 00:47:38,354
  4904. [Dr. Remis] Let me tell you
  4905. a little story.
  4906.  
  4907. 1044
  4908. 00:47:38,356 --> 00:47:40,723
  4909. After the first day of fighting
  4910. at the Battle of Shiloh,
  4911.  
  4912. 1045
  4913. 00:47:40,725 --> 00:47:43,726
  4914. Will T. Sherman saw General
  4915. Grant sitting under a tree,
  4916.  
  4917. 1046
  4918. 00:47:43,728 --> 00:47:46,629
  4919. contemplating the devastating
  4920. losses of the day.
  4921.  
  4922. 1047
  4923. 00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:48,597
  4924. Sherman said to
  4925. his friend, "Well, Grant,
  4926.  
  4927. 1048
  4928. 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,333
  4929. you've had the
  4930. devil's own day, haven't we?"
  4931.  
  4932. 1049
  4933. 00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:54,737
  4934. Grant concurred and said,
  4935. "Lick 'em tomorrow, though."
  4936.  
  4937. 1050
  4938. 00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:58,674
  4939. - Lick?
  4940. - The next day Grant routed the enemy and won.
  4941.  
  4942. 1051
  4943. 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,443
  4944. Do you know what he did to win?
  4945.  
  4946. 1052
  4947. 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:02,645
  4948. [Katie] Hm?
  4949.  
  4950. 1053
  4951. 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,580
  4952. Well, I tell you
  4953. what he didn't do.
  4954.  
  4955. 1054
  4956. 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,415
  4957. He didn't go on a
  4958. magical mystery tour
  4959.  
  4960. 1055
  4961. 00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,784
  4962. with a god damn witch doctor,
  4963. that's what he didn't do.
  4964.  
  4965. 1056
  4966. 00:48:08,786 --> 00:48:11,620
  4967. He won because he didn't
  4968. have the option to lose.
  4969.  
  4970. 1057
  4971. 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:14,323
  4972. He had that fire within him
  4973. and superior artillery
  4974.  
  4975. 1058
  4976. 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,325
  4977. on his right flank,
  4978. but a fire just the same.
  4979.  
  4980. 1059
  4981. 00:48:16,327 --> 00:48:18,494
  4982. It's that fire, that desire
  4983. to win that I need from you.
  4984.  
  4985. 1060
  4986. 00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:20,496
  4987. Do you know why IUI
  4988. didn't work for you?
  4989.  
  4990. 1061
  4991. 00:48:20,498 --> 00:48:25,067
  4992. Uh, poor egg quality,
  4993. bad fallopian tubes, poor sperm.
  4994.  
  4995. 1062
  4996. 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:26,735
  4997. No. John, tell her why.
  4998.  
  4999. 1063
  5000. 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,437
  5001. 'Cause we didn't
  5002. have that fire.
  5003.  
  5004. 1064
  5005. 00:48:28,439 --> 00:48:31,340
  5006. Bingo. Now I know
  5007. you've had a rough go of it.
  5008.  
  5009. 1065
  5010. 00:48:31,342 --> 00:48:33,409
  5011. Years of passionless
  5012. manual conception,
  5013.  
  5014. 1066
  5015. 00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:34,743
  5016. followed by three rounds of IUI
  5017.  
  5018. 1067
  5019. 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,512
  5020. is enough to make
  5021. anybody wanna quit,
  5022.  
  5023. 1068
  5024. 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,447
  5025. and I know that's
  5026. what you're thinkin',
  5027.  
  5028. 1069
  5029. 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:40,516
  5030. "Let's quit, we weren't
  5031. meant to have a baby."
  5032.  
  5033. 1070
  5034. 00:48:40,518 --> 00:48:42,718
  5035. But we need to rise above that.
  5036. We need that fire.
  5037.  
  5038. 1071
  5039. 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:44,386
  5040. I'm gonna ask you a
  5041. question right now,
  5042.  
  5043. 1072
  5044. 00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:46,522
  5045. are you ready for
  5046. in vitro fertilization?
  5047.  
  5048. 1073
  5049. 00:48:46,524 --> 00:48:48,857
  5050. Yeah, ready.
  5051.  
  5052. 1074
  5053. 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,793
  5054. God damn it, I'll give
  5055. you everything I've got,
  5056.  
  5057. 1075
  5058. 00:48:50,795 --> 00:48:52,761
  5059. but if you're not willing
  5060. to give me everything
  5061.  
  5062. 1076
  5063. 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,496
  5064. you've got then I'll climb
  5065. the steps to Appomattox
  5066.  
  5067. 1077
  5068. 00:48:54,498 --> 00:48:55,798
  5069. and I'll surrender right now.
  5070.  
  5071. 1078
  5072. 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,533
  5073. I'm gonna ask you again,
  5074.  
  5075. 1079
  5076. 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,335
  5077. are you ready for
  5078. in vitro fertilization?
  5079.  
  5080. 1080
  5081. 00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:00,569
  5082. - Yes.
  5083. - Ready to go.
  5084.  
  5085. 1081
  5086. 00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:01,670
  5087. Do you have the
  5088. fire within you?
  5089.  
  5090. 1082
  5091. 00:49:01,672 --> 00:49:02,871
  5092. Are you ready to procreate?
  5093.  
  5094. 1083
  5095. 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:04,807
  5096. - Yes.
  5097. - Yes, I'm on fire.
  5098.  
  5099. 1084
  5100. 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,409
  5101. - Ready, I've got fire.
  5102. - I'm on fire, yes!
  5103.  
  5104. 1085
  5105. 00:49:07,411 --> 00:49:10,079
  5106. - Back draft, put a baby in me.
  5107. - [Dr. Remis] John, are you ready?
  5108.  
  5109. 1086
  5110. 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,381
  5111. - Say it with...
  5112. - [John] I'm ready to procreate.
  5113.  
  5114. 1087
  5115. 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:13,649
  5116. [nurse] Ugh, again.
  5117.  
  5118. 1088
  5119. 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,775
  5120. Father Callahan,
  5121. how are you?
  5122.  
  5123. 1089
  5124. 00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,710
  5125. - Hey.
  5126. - Hey, what's up?
  5127.  
  5128. 1090
  5129. 00:49:41,712 --> 00:49:43,645
  5130. - What do you got there?
  5131. - What?
  5132.  
  5133. 1091
  5134. 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,114
  5135. - Cake.
  5136. - Cake, I got cake, that's right.
  5137.  
  5138. 1092
  5139. 00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:46,482
  5140. [Maria] Oh, you
  5141. want me to take it?
  5142.  
  5143. 1093
  5144. 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,816
  5145. No, no, no, no, I got it.
  5146.  
  5147. 1094
  5148. 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:48,851
  5149. I'm just gonna put
  5150. it in the kitchen.
  5151.  
  5152. 1095
  5153. 00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:49,918
  5154. Special cake I guess, okay.
  5155.  
  5156. 1096
  5157. 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,620
  5158. Why you acting weird?
  5159.  
  5160. 1097
  5161. 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:52,921
  5162. - Shut up.
  5163. - Okay.
  5164.  
  5165. 1098
  5166. 00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:56,759
  5167. I need to have sex right now.
  5168.  
  5169. 1099
  5170. 00:49:56,761 --> 00:49:58,627
  5171. - What is-- oh my--
  5172. - I need to have sex right now.
  5173.  
  5174. 1100
  5175. 00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:00,529
  5176. God, you need to
  5177. put that thing away.
  5178.  
  5179. 1101
  5180. 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:01,864
  5181. That is gonna hurt somebody.
  5182.  
  5183. 1102
  5184. 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:05,701
  5185. Okay, okay,
  5186. no, no, no, stop it.
  5187.  
  5188. 1103
  5189. 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:08,570
  5190. This is a child's
  5191. first communion party.
  5192.  
  5193. 1104
  5194. 00:50:08,572 --> 00:50:09,738
  5195. Oh, who cares,
  5196. I don't care about them.
  5197.  
  5198. 1105
  5199. 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,473
  5200. Let's go upstairs really fast.
  5201.  
  5202. 1106
  5203. 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:12,708
  5204. - I can be really fast.
  5205. - I know you can,
  5206.  
  5207. 1107
  5208. 00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:14,643
  5209. I'm fully aware it'll be fast,
  5210.  
  5211. 1108
  5212. 00:50:14,645 --> 00:50:16,512
  5213. - but I-- No, we can't, we can't, we can't.
  5214. - Why?
  5215.  
  5216. 1109
  5217. 00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,580
  5218. I just started a whole
  5219. new round of drugs for the IVF,
  5220.  
  5221. 1110
  5222. 00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:20,916
  5223. my body is way too volatile
  5224. to handle all of that.
  5225.  
  5226. 1111
  5227. 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:23,585
  5228. One time won't hurt, right?
  5229. One time.
  5230.  
  5231. 1112
  5232. 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:25,954
  5233. Just one quick time.
  5234.  
  5235. 1113
  5236. 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,656
  5237. Don't make me
  5238. be the bad guy here.
  5239.  
  5240. 1114
  5241. 00:50:27,658 --> 00:50:29,958
  5242. - Okay, I will give you.
  5243. - Oh, wow.
  5244.  
  5245. 1115
  5246. 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,164
  5247. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
  5248. - 20, 40, 50... 5, 56, 57.
  5249.  
  5250. 1116
  5251. 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:38,167
  5252. - $57, I will give you $57
  5253. - Honey, honey, honey.
  5254.  
  5255. 1117
  5256. 00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,768
  5257. - and a receipt,
  5258. - And a receipt.
  5259.  
  5260. 1118
  5261. 00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:41,437
  5262. if you have sex
  5263. with me right now. Please.
  5264.  
  5265. 1119
  5266. 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:42,771
  5267. You can go get a mani-pedi.
  5268.  
  5269. 1120
  5270. 00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:44,773
  5271. You're gonna pay
  5272. your wife for sex?
  5273.  
  5274. 1121
  5275. 00:50:44,775 --> 00:50:47,910
  5276. That's just, that's a
  5277. whole other level of wrong.
  5278.  
  5279. 1122
  5280. 00:50:47,912 --> 00:50:49,845
  5281. - It's a turn on, right?
  5282. - You need to go upstairs,
  5283.  
  5284. 1123
  5285. 00:50:49,847 --> 00:50:51,847
  5286. you need to get changed.
  5287. I'm sorry.
  5288.  
  5289. 1124
  5290. 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,683
  5291. - Oh, God.
  5292. - I'm sorry, just go.
  5293.  
  5294. 1125
  5295. 00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:55,984
  5296. - Get rid of that, okay?
  5297. - All right,
  5298.  
  5299. 1126
  5300. 00:50:55,986 --> 00:50:58,487
  5301. but it's
  5302. gonna take me a little time
  5303.  
  5304. 1127
  5305. 00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,222
  5306. 'cause I have to...
  5307. unload the weapon.
  5308.  
  5309. 1128
  5310. 00:51:00,224 --> 00:51:02,891
  5311. All right, just fire off
  5312. a couple rounds.
  5313.  
  5314. 1129
  5315. 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,726
  5316. - I'm gonna fire it off.
  5317. - Okay.
  5318.  
  5319. 1130
  5320. 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:06,528
  5321. I'm gonna hit it everywhere.
  5322.  
  5323. 1131
  5324. 00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:07,729
  5325. Oh...
  5326.  
  5327. 1132
  5328. 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:10,999
  5329. [John] Oh hey kids, hey guys.
  5330.  
  5331. 1133
  5332. 00:51:12,002 --> 00:51:16,605
  5333. - [mumbles]
  5334. - [woman moaning]
  5335.  
  5336. 1134
  5337. 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,947
  5338. - [music stops]
  5339. - We brought a cake.
  5340.  
  5341. 1135
  5342. 00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:26,982
  5343. - What happened to the music?
  5344. - [Bluetooth speaker beeps]
  5345.  
  5346. 1136
  5347. 00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:29,518
  5348. - [woman moaning]
  5349. - [hand pounding]
  5350.  
  5351. 1137
  5352. 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,220
  5353. - [woman] Oh, that's disgusting.
  5354. - Oh, my God.
  5355.  
  5356. 1138
  5357. 00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:33,021
  5358. - That's gotta be John, right?
  5359. - How is this happening?
  5360.  
  5361. 1139
  5362. 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,023
  5363. This is not, this is
  5364. not what you think it is.
  5365.  
  5366. 1140
  5367. 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,493
  5368. - It sounds a lot...
  5369. - [Maria] Do something.
  5370.  
  5371. 1141
  5372. 00:51:37,495 --> 00:51:39,561
  5373. [woman] You better grab
  5374. that child right now.
  5375.  
  5376. 1142
  5377. 00:51:39,563 --> 00:51:41,964
  5378. - [Katie] Kids, sing a song.
  5379. - Come here, come here, come here.
  5380.  
  5381. 1143
  5382. 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:44,800
  5383. Come here!
  5384. Cover those ears.
  5385.  
  5386. 1144
  5387. 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:49,605
  5388. John, John, everyone
  5389. can hear you jacking off.
  5390.  
  5391. 1145
  5392. 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,907
  5393. [moaning]
  5394.  
  5395. 1146
  5396. 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:57,513
  5397. Well, if you drove
  5398. across the lawn
  5399.  
  5400. 1147
  5401. 00:51:57,515 --> 00:51:59,982
  5402. then you have to
  5403. pay for damages.
  5404.  
  5405. 1148
  5406. 00:51:59,984 --> 00:52:02,751
  5407. Yeah,
  5408. that's kinda how it works.
  5409.  
  5410. 1149
  5411. 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:06,955
  5412. Because you drove across
  5413. the lawn, which means you...
  5414.  
  5415. 1150
  5416. 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:10,025
  5417. I can't, you know what,
  5418. I gotta go, Mom, I gotta go.
  5419.  
  5420. 1151
  5421. 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:16,999
  5422. Oh.
  5423.  
  5424. 1152
  5425. 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:19,668
  5426. WTF is right, Katie.
  5427.  
  5428. 1153
  5429. 00:52:19,670 --> 00:52:21,603
  5430. Have you talked to
  5431. the insurance company?
  5432.  
  5433. 1154
  5434. 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:24,072
  5435. Yeah, of course.
  5436. I mean, we're over our limit.
  5437.  
  5438. 1155
  5439. 00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,775
  5440. Any other infertility treatments
  5441. will be out of pocket.
  5442.  
  5443. 1156
  5444. 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:29,578
  5445. But they wanted us
  5446. to do the IUI first.
  5447.  
  5448. 1157
  5449. 00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,013
  5450. We wanted to go straight
  5451. to the IVF remember?
  5452.  
  5453. 1158
  5454. 00:52:31,015 --> 00:52:33,749
  5455. I know, I know, I don't
  5456. know what to tell you.
  5457.  
  5458. 1159
  5459. 00:52:33,751 --> 00:52:35,851
  5460. Well, that's it,
  5461. no IVF for us.
  5462.  
  5463. 1160
  5464. 00:52:35,853 --> 00:52:37,286
  5465. What, why?
  5466.  
  5467. 1161
  5468. 00:52:37,288 --> 00:52:39,054
  5469. Where are we gonna
  5470. get $30,000 from?
  5471.  
  5472. 1162
  5473. 00:52:39,056 --> 00:52:40,856
  5474. We could use
  5475. the brewery money.
  5476.  
  5477. 1163
  5478. 00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:42,624
  5479. You're kidding.
  5480.  
  5481. 1164
  5482. 00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:44,960
  5483. That would set me back years,
  5484.  
  5485. 1165
  5486. 00:52:44,962 --> 00:52:46,328
  5487. I'd have to start
  5488. all over again.
  5489.  
  5490. 1166
  5491. 00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:47,729
  5492. Well, you could
  5493. ask your brother.
  5494.  
  5495. 1167
  5496. 00:52:47,731 --> 00:52:50,799
  5497. - Bam, problem solved.
  5498. - I can't.
  5499.  
  5500. 1168
  5501. 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,334
  5502. You mean, you won't.
  5503. He has the money and he wants to help.
  5504.  
  5505. 1169
  5506. 00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,069
  5507. It's too much to ask of him.
  5508.  
  5509. 1170
  5510. 00:52:54,071 --> 00:52:56,605
  5511. He's got his family,
  5512. he's got his job.
  5513.  
  5514. 1171
  5515. 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,807
  5516. - I can't ask.
  5517. - John, we are so close.
  5518.  
  5519. 1172
  5520. 00:52:58,809 --> 00:53:01,310
  5521. - We've scheduled the retrieval.
  5522. - Then cancel it.
  5523.  
  5524. 1173
  5525. 00:53:01,312 --> 00:53:04,012
  5526. Why can't you
  5527. compromise on this?
  5528.  
  5529. 1174
  5530. 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,315
  5531. Do you-- do you
  5532. want a baby or not?
  5533.  
  5534. 1175
  5535. 00:53:06,317 --> 00:53:07,916
  5536. We have been saving
  5537. that money for years.
  5538.  
  5539. 1176
  5540. 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:09,318
  5541. I don't wanna roll
  5542. the dice with it.
  5543.  
  5544. 1177
  5545. 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,019
  5546. Oh, my God, we're not
  5547. rolling the dice,
  5548.  
  5549. 1178
  5550. 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,322
  5551. we're not gambling.
  5552. We're having a baby.
  5553.  
  5554. 1179
  5555. 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,656
  5556. What if it doesn't work?
  5557.  
  5558. 1180
  5559. 00:53:14,658 --> 00:53:16,058
  5560. It will.
  5561.  
  5562. 1181
  5563. 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,893
  5564. You don't know that.
  5565.  
  5566. 1182
  5567. 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:20,095
  5568. What if the IVF fails?
  5569. Then what?
  5570.  
  5571. 1183
  5572. 00:53:20,097 --> 00:53:21,797
  5573. We're out the 30 grand and then
  5574.  
  5575. 1184
  5576. 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,031
  5577. we have to start all over again.
  5578.  
  5579. 1185
  5580. 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:24,700
  5581. Have you even considered that?
  5582.  
  5583. 1186
  5584. 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:26,335
  5585. Oh, my God, you're
  5586. being such a D head.
  5587.  
  5588. 1187
  5589. 00:53:26,337 --> 00:53:29,137
  5590. You know, the brewery
  5591. is not a sure thing either.
  5592.  
  5593. 1188
  5594. 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:31,006
  5595. Oh hey, you know what, I just
  5596. thought of a great name
  5597.  
  5598. 1189
  5599. 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:34,042
  5600. for your IPA, how about:
  5601. My Husband is a Selfish Prick
  5602.  
  5603. 1190
  5604. 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,678
  5605. Who Only Cares About Himself,
  5606. IPA?
  5607.  
  5608. 1191
  5609. 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,946
  5610. That sounds really good.
  5611.  
  5612. 1192
  5613. 00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,147
  5614. I actually like that name,
  5615.  
  5616. 1193
  5617. 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:40,882
  5618. but it won't sell as well as:
  5619.  
  5620. 1194
  5621. 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,150
  5622. My Wife is
  5623. Completely Irrational
  5624.  
  5625. 1195
  5626. 00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:44,119
  5627. and
  5628. Financially Reckless, Pale Ale.
  5629.  
  5630. 1196
  5631. 00:53:44,121 --> 00:53:45,887
  5632. [Katie] How about this,
  5633. you should call your pilsner
  5634.  
  5635. 1197
  5636. 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,689
  5637. My Husband Is
  5638. a Massive D Hole
  5639.  
  5640. 1198
  5641. 00:53:47,691 --> 00:53:49,691
  5642. Who Never Follows Through
  5643. With His Promises.
  5644.  
  5645. 1199
  5646. 00:53:49,693 --> 00:53:51,126
  5647. That's the one.
  5648. That's the one, I like that better.
  5649.  
  5650. 1200
  5651. 00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:52,928
  5652. You know what, I'm gonna
  5653. get that started right now.
  5654.  
  5655. 1201
  5656. 00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:54,830
  5657. [Katie] Yeah, well,
  5658. don't forget the hop oil.
  5659.  
  5660. 1202
  5661. 00:53:54,832 --> 00:53:57,766
  5662. [John] Okay.
  5663.  
  5664. 1203
  5665. 00:54:01,105 --> 00:54:02,938
  5666. Oh.
  5667.  
  5668. 1204
  5669. 00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:11,079
  5670. Hi, I'm your driver.
  5671.  
  5672. 1205
  5673. 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,681
  5674. I need you to take me
  5675. to the hospital.
  5676.  
  5677. 1206
  5678. 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,182
  5679. Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
  5680.  
  5681. 1207
  5682. 00:54:14,184 --> 00:54:16,385
  5683. Holy shit,
  5684. this is so much pain.
  5685.  
  5686. 1208
  5687. 00:54:16,387 --> 00:54:18,420
  5688. Are you in labor?
  5689.  
  5690. 1209
  5691. 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:20,989
  5692. - Oh, are you a fucking detective?
  5693. - Congratulations.
  5694.  
  5695. 1210
  5696. 00:54:20,991 --> 00:54:24,693
  5697. - You know, my wife and I--
  5698. - Shut up! Just take me to the hospital.
  5699.  
  5700. 1211
  5701. 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:27,129
  5702. I'm gonna lose my window to get
  5703. an epidural. Just get me there.
  5704.  
  5705. 1212
  5706. 00:54:27,131 --> 00:54:29,898
  5707. You want me to take the
  5708. freeways or side streets?
  5709.  
  5710. 1213
  5711. 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:31,400
  5712. Just drive, fuck face!
  5713.  
  5714. 1214
  5715. 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:33,135
  5716. Side streets it is.
  5717.  
  5718. 1215
  5719. 00:54:33,137 --> 00:54:35,971
  5720. Go-- in the go!
  5721. Why are the belts like this?
  5722.  
  5723. 1216
  5724. 00:54:35,973 --> 00:54:38,907
  5725. You're pulling it too fast.
  5726. You need to just pull it slowly
  5727.  
  5728. 1217
  5729. 00:54:38,909 --> 00:54:41,810
  5730. - and then it'll--
  5731. - Okay, I'm getting it on now.
  5732.  
  5733. 1218
  5734. 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:46,214
  5735. Um, are you hungry?
  5736.  
  5737. 1219
  5738. 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:48,116
  5739. I have a half eaten
  5740. protein bar up here.
  5741.  
  5742. 1220
  5743. 00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,818
  5744. Can I give you an Altoid?
  5745. I have Altoids.
  5746.  
  5747. 1221
  5748. 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:51,887
  5749. - No, I need you to pull over.
  5750. - Pull over?
  5751.  
  5752. 1222
  5753. 00:54:51,889 --> 00:54:53,689
  5754. I thought you wanted me
  5755. to take you to the hospital.
  5756.  
  5757. 1223
  5758. 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:55,090
  5759. I'm gonna have another
  5760. contraction,
  5761.  
  5762. 1224
  5763. 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,692
  5764. and your driving
  5765. is making it worse.
  5766.  
  5767. 1225
  5768. 00:54:56,694 --> 00:54:57,893
  5769. I'm sorry, I can't pull over,
  5770.  
  5771. 1226
  5772. 00:54:57,895 --> 00:54:59,161
  5773. it's the middle of
  5774. an intersection.
  5775.  
  5776. 1227
  5777. 00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:00,729
  5778. Stop the car or I will
  5779. choke you out
  5780.  
  5781. 1228
  5782. 00:55:00,731 --> 00:55:03,131
  5783. with your seatbelt.
  5784. Oh, fuck!
  5785.  
  5786. 1229
  5787. 00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,966
  5788. - [cars honking]
  5789. - Oh, my God,
  5790.  
  5791. 1230
  5792. 00:55:04,968 --> 00:55:07,769
  5793. I'd rather die
  5794. than get another.
  5795.  
  5796. 1231
  5797. 00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:08,870
  5798. Oh.
  5799.  
  5800. 1232
  5801. 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,772
  5802. Are you okay?
  5803.  
  5804. 1233
  5805. 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,441
  5806. - Yeah.
  5807. - You're good?
  5808.  
  5809. 1234
  5810. 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:15,777
  5811. - Uh-huh.
  5812. - Okay, okay.
  5813.  
  5814. 1235
  5815. 00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:17,979
  5816. We gotta get you
  5817. to the hospital.
  5818.  
  5819. 1236
  5820. 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:19,214
  5821. Hold on to your shit.
  5822.  
  5823. 1237
  5824. 00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:24,786
  5825. Everybody, make way,
  5826. woman in labor comin' through.
  5827.  
  5828. 1238
  5829. 00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:27,022
  5830. - Oh, it hurts.
  5831. - Meg, honey, oh, are you okay?
  5832.  
  5833. 1239
  5834. 00:55:27,024 --> 00:55:29,157
  5835. - [John] Who is this guy?
  5836. - [Meg] My husband, Brad.
  5837.  
  5838. 1240
  5839. 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:31,126
  5840. - Oh, well, thanks for showing up, Brad.
  5841. - Are you okay?
  5842.  
  5843. 1241
  5844. 00:55:31,128 --> 00:55:33,195
  5845. - How do you feel?
  5846. - Like I'm gonna explode.
  5847.  
  5848. 1242
  5849. 00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,963
  5850. Your wife's contractions
  5851. are five minutes apart,
  5852.  
  5853. 1243
  5854. 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,898
  5855. we need to prep her
  5856. for anesthesia.
  5857.  
  5858. 1244
  5859. 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,767
  5860. - Nurse!
  5861. - Anesthesia? You mean like an epidural?
  5862.  
  5863. 1245
  5864. 00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:39,868
  5865. Look, Brad, I know it
  5866. wasn't part of the birth plan,
  5867.  
  5868. 1246
  5869. 00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:41,169
  5870. but your wife wants the juice
  5871.  
  5872. 1247
  5873. 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:42,871
  5874. and I'm gonna make
  5875. sure she gets it.
  5876.  
  5877. 1248
  5878. 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:43,972
  5879. - Nurse.
  5880. - Hold on, are you the doctor?
  5881.  
  5882. 1249
  5883. 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:45,240
  5884. - Stop.
  5885. - Brad, stand back,
  5886.  
  5887. 1250
  5888. 00:55:45,242 --> 00:55:46,808
  5889. she's having another
  5890. contraction.
  5891.  
  5892. 1251
  5893. 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:48,744
  5894. - Breathe.
  5895. - Okay listen, you breathe.
  5896.  
  5897. 1252
  5898. 00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:50,812
  5899. Okay, listen, thank you
  5900. for getting me here,
  5901.  
  5902. 1253
  5903. 00:55:50,814 --> 00:55:53,081
  5904. - but we have it.
  5905. - Are you sure?
  5906.  
  5907. 1254
  5908. 00:55:53,083 --> 00:55:54,483
  5909. - Yeah.
  5910. - You want me to with you?
  5911.  
  5912. 1255
  5913. 00:55:54,485 --> 00:55:55,984
  5914. I'll stay with you
  5915. the whole way.
  5916.  
  5917. 1256
  5918. 00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:57,219
  5919. I don't think
  5920. that's appropriate.
  5921.  
  5922. 1257
  5923. 00:55:57,221 --> 00:56:00,222
  5924. - Yeah, all right.
  5925. - Okay.
  5926.  
  5927. 1258
  5928. 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:01,790
  5929. I gotta have a baby now, okay?
  5930.  
  5931. 1259
  5932. 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,492
  5933. - Who are you?
  5934. - I'm the driver.
  5935.  
  5936. 1260
  5937. 00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:05,060
  5938. Yeah, he's the driver.
  5939.  
  5940. 1261
  5941. 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,796
  5942. All right,
  5943. we're havin' a baby.
  5944.  
  5945. 1262
  5946. 00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:09,765
  5947. [Meg] Yeah!
  5948.  
  5949. 1263
  5950. 00:56:09,767 --> 00:56:11,867
  5951. I really like the
  5952. names Blaze and Plum.
  5953.  
  5954. 1264
  5955. 00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:14,269
  5956. [Meg] I like Plum,
  5957. I don't like Blaze.
  5958.  
  5959. 1265
  5960. 00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:16,905
  5961. [light dramatic music]
  5962.  
  5963. 1266
  5964. 00:56:22,279 --> 00:56:24,179
  5965. I've got something
  5966. to show you, come on.
  5967.  
  5968. 1267
  5969. 00:56:24,181 --> 00:56:27,082
  5970. I'm not a fan of
  5971. not being in control.
  5972.  
  5973. 1268
  5974. 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:28,250
  5975. I have a surprise for you.
  5976.  
  5977. 1269
  5978. 00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:30,886
  5979. - Ready?
  5980. - Uh-huh.
  5981.  
  5982. 1270
  5983. 00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:33,321
  5984. What is that?
  5985.  
  5986. 1271
  5987. 00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:35,257
  5988. What does it look like?
  5989. It's a crib.
  5990.  
  5991. 1272
  5992. 00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:37,526
  5993. Took me almost three hours
  5994. to put this together.
  5995.  
  5996. 1273
  5997. 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:39,528
  5998. [sighs]
  5999.  
  6000. 1274
  6001. 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,263
  6002. I wanna do IVF.
  6003.  
  6004. 1275
  6005. 00:56:41,265 --> 00:56:43,131
  6006. No, but what
  6007. about the brewery?
  6008.  
  6009. 1276
  6010. 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,566
  6011. I'll save more money.
  6012.  
  6013. 1277
  6014. 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,034
  6015. I wanna have a baby.
  6016.  
  6017. 1278
  6018. 00:56:46,036 --> 00:56:48,136
  6019. All right, but what if
  6020. it doesn't work?
  6021.  
  6022. 1279
  6023. 00:56:48,138 --> 00:56:49,571
  6024. - What if--
  6025. - It will work. Katie, it's gonna work.
  6026.  
  6027. 1280
  6028. 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,807
  6029. No matter what,
  6030. we're gonna make it work.
  6031.  
  6032. 1281
  6033. 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:57,012
  6034. [Katie giggling]
  6035.  
  6036. 1282
  6037. 00:56:58,282 --> 00:57:00,549
  6038. That's a pretty sweet crib.
  6039.  
  6040. 1283
  6041. 00:57:00,551 --> 00:57:03,151
  6042. Yeah, it took me almost seven
  6043. hours to put this together.
  6044.  
  6045. 1284
  6046. 00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:06,321
  6047. That doesn't match
  6048. what you said earlier.
  6049.  
  6050. 1285
  6051. 00:57:07,224 --> 00:57:09,057
  6052. Now we just have to fill it.
  6053.  
  6054. 1286
  6055. 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:15,864
  6056. Let me ask you something.
  6057.  
  6058. 1287
  6059. 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:18,333
  6060. Did you are Maria
  6061.  
  6062. 1288
  6063. 00:57:18,335 --> 00:57:22,037
  6064. ever have problems getting pregnant
  6065. when you first started out?
  6066.  
  6067. 1289
  6068. 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:25,140
  6069. No, no, we had the
  6070. exact opposite problem.
  6071.  
  6072. 1290
  6073. 00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:28,109
  6074. I mean, look, first kid, bliss.
  6075.  
  6076. 1291
  6077. 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,579
  6078. Second kid, game changer.
  6079.  
  6080. 1292
  6081. 00:57:30,581 --> 00:57:34,983
  6082. And then we had, um...
  6083. the third one.
  6084.  
  6085. 1293
  6086. 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:37,385
  6087. - Lisa.
  6088. - Yeah, I wept.
  6089.  
  6090. 1294
  6091. 00:57:37,387 --> 00:57:40,922
  6092. - Tears of joy.
  6093. - Fear.
  6094.  
  6095. 1295
  6096. 00:57:40,924 --> 00:57:42,858
  6097. I had a massive anxiety attack.
  6098.  
  6099. 1296
  6100. 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,993
  6101. I'll tell ya this,
  6102. I'm never going camping again.
  6103.  
  6104. 1297
  6105. 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:47,195
  6106. It's just so weird, I mean,
  6107. we're trying all these things
  6108.  
  6109. 1298
  6110. 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:49,631
  6111. and nothing's working
  6112. and I'm pumping Katie up
  6113.  
  6114. 1299
  6115. 00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:52,067
  6116. with all these drugs
  6117. like she's some race horse.
  6118.  
  6119. 1300
  6120. 00:57:53,270 --> 00:57:56,071
  6121. I'm sorry, man.
  6122.  
  6123. 1301
  6124. 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:58,940
  6125. I'm sorry you're
  6126. goin' through that.
  6127.  
  6128. 1302
  6129. 00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:01,309
  6130. Look, I'm gonna
  6131. tell you something
  6132.  
  6133. 1303
  6134. 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:04,145
  6135. somebody told me
  6136. a long time ago.
  6137.  
  6138. 1304
  6139. 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:08,984
  6140. You take the good
  6141. and you take the bad.
  6142.  
  6143. 1305
  6144. 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:12,954
  6145. You take it all and there
  6146. you have the facts of life.
  6147.  
  6148. 1306
  6149. 00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:15,023
  6150. Is that the theme song
  6151. to the Facts of Life?
  6152.  
  6153. 1307
  6154. 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:18,260
  6155. - [Gordon] No.
  6156. - That could be the worst advice I've ever gotten.
  6157.  
  6158. 1308
  6159. 00:58:18,262 --> 00:58:21,096
  6160. We're giving you a grandchild,
  6161. Mom, that's what you want.
  6162.  
  6163. 1309
  6164. 00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:23,031
  6165. But not like this.
  6166.  
  6167. 1310
  6168. 00:58:23,033 --> 00:58:26,268
  6169. A life isn't something
  6170. that should be ordered
  6171.  
  6172. 1311
  6173. 00:58:26,270 --> 00:58:28,303
  6174. from a catalog like a sweater.
  6175.  
  6176. 1312
  6177. 00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:32,007
  6178. Those treatments,
  6179. they dehumanize life.
  6180.  
  6181. 1313
  6182. 00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:33,642
  6183. It's not like that, Mom.
  6184.  
  6185. 1314
  6186. 00:58:33,644 --> 00:58:36,144
  6187. A life is something
  6188. that you earn.
  6189.  
  6190. 1315
  6191. 00:58:36,146 --> 00:58:38,980
  6192. Everyone, even the best
  6193. of us, has to earn that.
  6194.  
  6195. 1316
  6196. 00:58:38,982 --> 00:58:40,382
  6197. This is why
  6198. we didn't wanna tell you,
  6199.  
  6200. 1317
  6201. 00:58:40,384 --> 00:58:43,018
  6202. because some how you have
  6203. managed to make creating
  6204.  
  6205. 1318
  6206. 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:45,120
  6207. a life something
  6208. I should be ashamed of.
  6209.  
  6210. 1319
  6211. 00:58:45,122 --> 00:58:46,955
  6212. Why can't you two just have
  6213.  
  6214. 1320
  6215. 00:58:46,957 --> 00:58:49,391
  6216. normal sex like everybody else?
  6217.  
  6218. 1321
  6219. 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:52,127
  6220. Honey, nothing in
  6221. life is fair, okay?
  6222.  
  6223. 1322
  6224. 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:54,029
  6225. And sometimes
  6226. we just have to realize
  6227.  
  6228. 1323
  6229. 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:55,397
  6230. we're not gonna get what we want
  6231.  
  6232. 1324
  6233. 00:58:55,399 --> 00:58:57,699
  6234. and we accept it
  6235. in order to move forward.
  6236.  
  6237. 1325
  6238. 00:58:57,701 --> 00:59:00,402
  6239. - What are you saying?
  6240. - I am saying that maybe right now
  6241.  
  6242. 1326
  6243. 00:59:00,404 --> 00:59:02,137
  6244. you are not meant to have kids.
  6245.  
  6246. 1327
  6247. 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,239
  6248. I'm actually not
  6249. looking for your approval,
  6250.  
  6251. 1328
  6252. 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:06,074
  6253. so you can either hop on board
  6254.  
  6255. 1329
  6256. 00:59:06,076 --> 00:59:09,077
  6257. or you can just
  6258. leave us the hell alone.
  6259.  
  6260. 1330
  6261. 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:11,947
  6262. Honey...
  6263.  
  6264. 1331
  6265. 00:59:30,434 --> 00:59:32,033
  6266. Oh, good morning.
  6267.  
  6268. 1332
  6269. 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,268
  6270. Morning, tiger.
  6271.  
  6272. 1333
  6273. 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:36,371
  6274. You ready to be a father?
  6275.  
  6276. 1334
  6277. 00:59:36,373 --> 00:59:38,707
  6278. - You want this now?
  6279. - No,
  6280.  
  6281. 1335
  6282. 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,110
  6283. what I need you to do,
  6284. is I need you to fill it up
  6285.  
  6286. 1336
  6287. 00:59:42,112 --> 00:59:45,480
  6288. and bring it to the
  6289. hospital, 11:00 a.m..
  6290.  
  6291. 1337
  6292. 00:59:45,482 --> 00:59:47,716
  6293. Why the hospital?
  6294.  
  6295. 1338
  6296. 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:50,719
  6297. Well, because Remis has
  6298. to physically remove my eggs
  6299.  
  6300. 1339
  6301. 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,754
  6302. and implant your sperm
  6303. directly into 'em.
  6304.  
  6305. 1340
  6306. 00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,190
  6307. - Sounds sexy.
  6308. - Mmm.
  6309.  
  6310. 1341
  6311. 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:58,059
  6312. I mean, it's technically
  6313. a surgical procedure so...
  6314.  
  6315. 1342
  6316. 00:59:58,061 --> 01:00:00,395
  6317. It's gotta be done at the
  6318. hospital, I got it. 11:00 a.m..
  6319.  
  6320. 1343
  6321. 01:00:00,397 --> 01:00:03,031
  6322. No, no, no, okay, that's not
  6323. all, that's not all. You can't--
  6324.  
  6325. 1344
  6326. 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:07,335
  6327. - Honey, you can't even be a second late with the specimen.
  6328. - [John] Why?
  6329.  
  6330. 1345
  6331. 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:09,237
  6332. Well, because then we're gonna
  6333. have to reschedule for next week
  6334.  
  6335. 1346
  6336. 01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:12,007
  6337. and we do not
  6338. have the money to do that.
  6339.  
  6340. 1347
  6341. 01:00:14,077 --> 01:00:17,178
  6342. Okay, great, so no pressure.
  6343.  
  6344. 1348
  6345. 01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:20,215
  6346. All right, 11:00 a.m.,
  6347. hospital, I'll be there.
  6348.  
  6349. 1349
  6350. 01:00:20,217 --> 01:00:23,218
  6351. - Okay.
  6352. - [phone ringing]
  6353.  
  6354. 1350
  6355. 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:26,354
  6356. - Hey, babe.
  6357. - [Katie] I'm checking into the hospital, are you close?
  6358.  
  6359. 1351
  6360. 01:00:26,356 --> 01:00:28,490
  6361. Oh, babe, you don't
  6362. have to worry about me,
  6363.  
  6364. 1352
  6365. 01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:30,392
  6366. - I am currently in route.
  6367. - [Katie] That's wonderful.
  6368.  
  6369. 1353
  6370. 01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:32,360
  6371. I even had time to
  6372. pick up a passenger.
  6373.  
  6374. 1354
  6375. 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:34,496
  6376. [Katie]
  6377. You picked up a passenger?
  6378.  
  6379. 1355
  6380. 01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:36,765
  6381. Oh yeah, taking him to the
  6382. hospital to see his mother.
  6383.  
  6384. 1356
  6385. 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:39,167
  6386. - Grandmother.
  6387. - Oh, grandmother.
  6388.  
  6389. 1357
  6390. 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:40,368
  6391. [Katie]
  6392. Do you have your specimen.
  6393.  
  6394. 1358
  6395. 01:00:40,370 --> 01:00:42,103
  6396. - You know I do.
  6397. - Great.
  6398.  
  6399. 1359
  6400. 01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:44,205
  6401. Oh, hey, did you remember
  6402. not to use any lube?
  6403.  
  6404. 1360
  6405. 01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:47,142
  6406. What?
  6407.  
  6408. 1361
  6409. 01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,510
  6410. [Katie]
  6411. You can't use any lube.
  6412.  
  6413. 1362
  6414. 01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:51,312
  6415. Remember, it contaminates
  6416. the entire sample.
  6417.  
  6418. 1363
  6419. 01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:56,518
  6420. - You used lube, didn't you?
  6421. - No, I-- yes.
  6422.  
  6423. 1364
  6424. 01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,387
  6425. [Katie] Shit, John. You're gonna
  6426. need to produce another sample.
  6427.  
  6428. 1365
  6429. 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:02,457
  6430. Oh, come on.
  6431.  
  6432. 1366
  6433. 01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:05,060
  6434. You want me to go again,
  6435. what am I, 17?
  6436.  
  6437. 1367
  6438. 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:07,796
  6439. [Katie] John, we're gonna need a new
  6440. sample. You have 37 minutes, handle it.
  6441.  
  6442. 1368
  6443. 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:10,265
  6444. - Okay.
  6445. - [laughs] Did you hear what I said?
  6446.  
  6447. 1369
  6448. 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:12,834
  6449. - Handle it.
  6450. - Bye bye.
  6451.  
  6452. 1370
  6453. 01:01:12,836 --> 01:01:15,203
  6454. Hey, I'm gonna have to
  6455. make a really quick stop.
  6456.  
  6457. 1371
  6458. 01:01:15,205 --> 01:01:17,405
  6459. It's gonna be about five, 10 minutes.
  6460. It's gonna be really fast, all right?
  6461.  
  6462. 1372
  6463. 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:19,841
  6464. So you just sit tight.
  6465. You can play with the radio if you want.
  6466.  
  6467. 1373
  6468. 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,410
  6469. Leave the engine running and
  6470. I'll be right back, okay?
  6471.  
  6472. 1374
  6473. 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:25,346
  6474. [man] But, but what?
  6475.  
  6476. 1375
  6477. 01:01:49,172 --> 01:01:50,572
  6478. Do you have a bathroom?
  6479.  
  6480. 1376
  6481. 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:03,118
  6482. It's over here,
  6483. come on, honey.
  6484.  
  6485. 1377
  6486. 01:02:06,156 --> 01:02:10,592
  6487. Oh, oh!
  6488. Oh, my God!
  6489.  
  6490. 1378
  6491. 01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,293
  6492. Oh!
  6493.  
  6494. 1379
  6495. 01:02:12,295 --> 01:02:14,162
  6496. [John groaning]
  6497.  
  6498. 1380
  6499. 01:02:21,471 --> 01:02:24,205
  6500. A man, look, there he is!
  6501.  
  6502. 1381
  6503. 01:02:24,207 --> 01:02:26,908
  6504. That's the sick pig right here.
  6505.  
  6506. 1382
  6507. 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:29,511
  6508. - He was masturbating.
  6509. - No.
  6510.  
  6511. 1383
  6512. 01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:32,213
  6513. No, no, no,
  6514. you got it all wrong.
  6515.  
  6516. 1384
  6517. 01:02:32,215 --> 01:02:34,482
  6518. [officer] Don't resist.
  6519.  
  6520. 1385
  6521. 01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,417
  6522. [John]
  6523. It's not what you think.
  6524.  
  6525. 1386
  6526. 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,888
  6527. - [thudding]
  6528. - [John groaning]
  6529.  
  6530. 1387
  6531. 01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:41,456
  6532. - Hi.
  6533. - Hi.
  6534.  
  6535. 1388
  6536. 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:44,159
  6537. - Ah. How ya feelin'?
  6538. - Pretty good.
  6539.  
  6540. 1389
  6541. 01:02:44,161 --> 01:02:45,560
  6542. - How ya doin'?
  6543. - Oh, good, thank you.
  6544.  
  6545. 1390
  6546. 01:02:45,562 --> 01:02:47,295
  6547. - Like, do you feel comfortable?
  6548. - I do.
  6549.  
  6550. 1391
  6551. 01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:50,231
  6552. Do you feel anxious,
  6553. a little nervous maybe?
  6554.  
  6555. 1392
  6556. 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:52,567
  6557. What I like to do is
  6558. I take deep breaths,
  6559.  
  6560. 1393
  6561. 01:02:52,569 --> 01:02:54,469
  6562. - you know, when I feel anxious.
  6563. - Okay, sure, yeah.
  6564.  
  6565. 1394
  6566. 01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:55,904
  6567. I can tell,
  6568. your eyes are kinda
  6569.  
  6570. 1395
  6571. 01:02:55,906 --> 01:02:57,906
  6572. darting back and
  6573. forth and stuff.
  6574.  
  6575. 1396
  6576. 01:02:57,908 --> 01:03:00,241
  6577. - I don't think I--
  6578. - That's not gonna make a baby.
  6579.  
  6580. 1397
  6581. 01:03:00,243 --> 01:03:03,244
  6582. - Oh, okay, thank you so--
  6583. - You know, visualization helps a lot.
  6584.  
  6585. 1398
  6586. 01:03:03,246 --> 01:03:05,914
  6587. Let's make you look real
  6588. pretty for the doctor, okay?
  6589.  
  6590. 1399
  6591. 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,549
  6592. - Oh, okay.
  6593. - All right, you feelin' good?
  6594.  
  6595. 1400
  6596. 01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:09,284
  6597. - Yeah, pretty good.
  6598. - Okay good.
  6599.  
  6600. 1401
  6601. 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:11,352
  6602. - Is my husband here?
  6603. - No.
  6604.  
  6605. 1402
  6606. 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:16,691
  6607. [groaning] Officer, officer,
  6608. this is really a misunderstanding.
  6609.  
  6610. 1403
  6611. 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:20,261
  6612. [officer] A big boy like you,
  6613. shoulda filled up that jar.
  6614.  
  6615. 1404
  6616. 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:23,464
  6617. - You guys today.
  6618. - Grab that bottle please.
  6619.  
  6620. 1405
  6621. 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,667
  6622. Your diets,
  6623. what are you vegan?
  6624.  
  6625. 1406
  6626. 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:27,502
  6627. He'll be here, he's...
  6628.  
  6629. 1407
  6630. 01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:31,773
  6631. - Sure, I'm sure he will.
  6632. - Okay.
  6633.  
  6634. 1408
  6635. 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:36,277
  6636. Well, I can't blame
  6637. you for tryin' to run.
  6638.  
  6639. 1409
  6640. 01:03:36,279 --> 01:03:38,413
  6641. I can't imagine this is gonna be an
  6642. easy thing to explain to the wife.
  6643.  
  6644. 1410
  6645. 01:03:38,415 --> 01:03:40,682
  6646. Officer, I am so sorry
  6647. that I ran,
  6648.  
  6649. 1411
  6650. 01:03:40,684 --> 01:03:42,617
  6651. but hey, you have to listen to me.
  6652. I have to get to the hospital.
  6653.  
  6654. 1412
  6655. 01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:44,986
  6656. You know, most cops
  6657. hate it when perps run,
  6658.  
  6659. 1413
  6660. 01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:47,655
  6661. but I actually like it, I encourage it.
  6662. I enjoy that brisk cardio blast
  6663.  
  6664. 1414
  6665. 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,425
  6666. - of a foot race, there's nothing like it.
  6667. - Sir, you have to let me go.
  6668.  
  6669. 1415
  6670. 01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:52,460
  6671. When I'm in the vehicle
  6672. sometimes I do isometrics.
  6673.  
  6674. 1416
  6675. 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,562
  6676. I'm always on, off,
  6677. on, off, on, off,
  6678.  
  6679. 1417
  6680. 01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:57,632
  6681. - but like 2-300 of 'em.
  6682. - This is just a huge misunderstanding.
  6683.  
  6684. 1418
  6685. 01:03:57,634 --> 01:04:00,301
  6686. My legs are super strong.
  6687. It's genetics or something.
  6688.  
  6689. 1419
  6690. 01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:01,703
  6691. I don't know, the Irish
  6692. or the Scots in me.
  6693.  
  6694. 1420
  6695. 01:04:01,705 --> 01:04:03,404
  6696. I need one of those, you know,
  6697.  
  6698. 1421
  6699. 01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:05,306
  6700. those DNA tests
  6701. where you swab yourself,
  6702.  
  6703. 1422
  6704. 01:04:05,308 --> 01:04:07,008
  6705. you send it in for $99
  6706. and you see what happens.
  6707.  
  6708. 1423
  6709. 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,576
  6710. But that gets weird because
  6711. the test comes back,
  6712.  
  6713. 1424
  6714. 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:10,578
  6715. I don't know,
  6716. what are you, Native American?
  6717.  
  6718. 1425
  6719. 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,480
  6720. Then you have to go out and
  6721. buy all new clothes
  6722.  
  6723. 1426
  6724. 01:04:12,482 --> 01:04:13,648
  6725. - and stuff.
  6726. - The doctor was gonna use that sample
  6727.  
  6728. 1427
  6729. 01:04:13,650 --> 01:04:15,450
  6730. to fertilize my wife's eggs.
  6731.  
  6732. 1428
  6733. 01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:17,986
  6734. Wait a minute,
  6735. you're saying right here,
  6736.  
  6737. 1429
  6738. 01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:20,455
  6739. this is for what,
  6740. fertility treatment.
  6741.  
  6742. 1430
  6743. 01:04:20,457 --> 01:04:23,424
  6744. Yes, yes,
  6745. that's exactly what I'm saying.
  6746.  
  6747. 1431
  6748. 01:04:23,426 --> 01:04:25,627
  6749. Is it IUI or is it in vitro?
  6750.  
  6751. 1432
  6752. 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,562
  6753. IVF.
  6754.  
  6755. 1433
  6756. 01:04:27,564 --> 01:04:30,265
  6757. Huh, did your insurance
  6758. company make you
  6759.  
  6760. 1434
  6761. 01:04:30,267 --> 01:04:32,333
  6762. go through three rounds
  6763. of IUI before the IVF?
  6764.  
  6765. 1435
  6766. 01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:33,735
  6767. - Yeah.
  6768. - Because I'm tellin' you
  6769.  
  6770. 1436
  6771. 01:04:33,737 --> 01:04:35,470
  6772. right now, my wife
  6773. and I were on the phone
  6774.  
  6775. 1437
  6776. 01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:37,605
  6777. for hours and hours,
  6778. hell I was gonna fly down
  6779.  
  6780. 1438
  6781. 01:04:37,607 --> 01:04:39,307
  6782. to Costa Rica, get a kid,
  6783. put it in a box
  6784.  
  6785. 1439
  6786. 01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:40,775
  6787. and then bring it back here.
  6788.  
  6789. 1440
  6790. 01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:42,477
  6791. Which is weird and probably
  6792. wrong but anything--
  6793.  
  6794. 1441
  6795. 01:04:42,479 --> 01:04:43,711
  6796. - Sir, sir, sir.
  6797. - to keep Debbie happy.
  6798.  
  6799. 1442
  6800. 01:04:43,713 --> 01:04:45,346
  6801. - I don't wanna be rude,
  6802. - Huh?
  6803.  
  6804. 1443
  6805. 01:04:45,348 --> 01:04:46,748
  6806. but the life
  6807. of my potential child
  6808.  
  6809. 1444
  6810. 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,616
  6811. is sitting on your
  6812. dashboard and if I am not
  6813.  
  6814. 1445
  6815. 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:50,818
  6816. at the hospital in the next
  6817. seven minutes all is lost.
  6818.  
  6819. 1446
  6820. 01:04:50,820 --> 01:04:53,021
  6821. Well, son,
  6822. I got some news for ya,
  6823.  
  6824. 1447
  6825. 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:55,623
  6826. the hospital is 15 minutes away.
  6827.  
  6828. 1448
  6829. 01:04:57,827 --> 01:04:59,661
  6830. All right,
  6831. hold on to your shit.
  6832.  
  6833. 1449
  6834. 01:04:59,663 --> 01:05:02,297
  6835. - I'll get you there in five.
  6836. - [sirens wailing]
  6837.  
  6838. 1450
  6839. 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,567
  6840. [tires screeching]
  6841.  
  6842. 1451
  6843. 01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:10,405
  6844. Thank you, sir.
  6845.  
  6846. 1452
  6847. 01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:20,548
  6848. Yeah, yeah, okay.
  6849.  
  6850. 1453
  6851. 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,784
  6852. Oh, come on.
  6853.  
  6854. 1454
  6855. 01:05:25,388 --> 01:05:26,654
  6856. Make way, comin' through.
  6857.  
  6858. 1455
  6859. 01:05:26,656 --> 01:05:29,557
  6860. Hi, hi, I'm John Kelly.
  6861.  
  6862. 1456
  6863. 01:05:29,559 --> 01:05:31,726
  6864. This is my semen.
  6865.  
  6866. 1457
  6867. 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:37,665
  6868. Sorry, Mr. Kelly,
  6869. you're too late.
  6870.  
  6871. 1458
  6872. 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,834
  6873. - What?
  6874. - Mm-hm.
  6875.  
  6876. 1459
  6877. 01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:42,070
  6878. Missed it by about
  6879. two minutes.
  6880.  
  6881. 1460
  6882. 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:46,741
  6883. - No, no.
  6884. - [nurse laughing]
  6885.  
  6886. 1461
  6887. 01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:50,411
  6888. I'm just kidding, you fine.
  6889.  
  6890. 1462
  6891. 01:05:50,413 --> 01:05:51,846
  6892. Look at your face.
  6893.  
  6894. 1463
  6895. 01:05:51,848 --> 01:05:54,716
  6896. It was like, oh...
  6897.  
  6898. 1464
  6899. 01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,818
  6900. Where's my wife?
  6901.  
  6902. 1465
  6903. 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,853
  6904. Oh, they puttin'
  6905. her under right now.
  6906.  
  6907. 1466
  6908. 01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:00,388
  6909. I wanna be with her.
  6910.  
  6911. 1467
  6912. 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:01,823
  6913. Oh, well,
  6914. you'll have to wait here.
  6915.  
  6916. 1468
  6917. 01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:03,524
  6918. The doctor will be out
  6919. with you when he's done.
  6920.  
  6921. 1469
  6922. 01:06:03,526 --> 01:06:04,826
  6923. It won't be too long.
  6924.  
  6925. 1470
  6926. 01:06:04,828 --> 01:06:06,761
  6927. [light dramatic music]
  6928.  
  6929. 1471
  6930. 01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:11,833
  6931. John.
  6932.  
  6933. 1472
  6934. 01:06:11,835 --> 01:06:13,701
  6935. Doctor, how is she,
  6936. is everything okay?
  6937.  
  6938. 1473
  6939. 01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,536
  6940. We need to talk.
  6941.  
  6942. 1474
  6943. 01:06:15,538 --> 01:06:17,605
  6944. [John]
  6945. Is something wrong?
  6946.  
  6947. 1475
  6948. 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:19,140
  6949. Have a seat.
  6950.  
  6951. 1476
  6952. 01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:22,110
  6953. I have some
  6954. hard things to tell you.
  6955.  
  6956. 1477
  6957. 01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:23,711
  6958. And I'm not gonna
  6959. sugar coat it for ya.
  6960.  
  6961. 1478
  6962. 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:25,913
  6963. What is it,
  6964. what's the matter?
  6965.  
  6966. 1479
  6967. 01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:27,882
  6968. It's about your IPA.
  6969.  
  6970. 1480
  6971. 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:29,517
  6972. What?
  6973.  
  6974. 1481
  6975. 01:06:29,519 --> 01:06:30,918
  6976. My wife and I had
  6977. the pleasure of indulging
  6978.  
  6979. 1482
  6980. 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,653
  6981. in the beer sample
  6982. you sent over,
  6983.  
  6984. 1483
  6985. 01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:34,555
  6986. - you're truly an artist, John.
  6987. - Thank you,
  6988.  
  6989. 1484
  6990. 01:06:34,557 --> 01:06:36,858
  6991. - but how's Katie?
  6992. - I don't normally enjoy a wheat beer,
  6993.  
  6994. 1485
  6995. 01:06:36,860 --> 01:06:40,161
  6996. but that Hefeweizen was a true
  6997. delight, it was apple crisp.
  6998.  
  6999. 1486
  7000. 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,563
  7001. That's wonderful,
  7002. but how is Katie.
  7003.  
  7004. 1487
  7005. 01:06:42,565 --> 01:06:45,133
  7006. - The surgery, is she okay?
  7007. - Oh, that couldn't have gone smoother.
  7008.  
  7009. 1488
  7010. 01:06:45,135 --> 01:06:47,835
  7011. - She's vibrant and strong as ever.
  7012. - Oh, thank god.
  7013.  
  7014. 1489
  7015. 01:06:47,837 --> 01:06:50,471
  7016. Wish I could say the same
  7017. about your India Pale Ale.
  7018.  
  7019. 1490
  7020. 01:06:50,473 --> 01:06:53,574
  7021. It lacked the customary boldness
  7022. I've come to expect in an IPA.
  7023.  
  7024. 1491
  7025. 01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:54,909
  7026. Weak as a kitten's meow.
  7027.  
  7028. 1492
  7029. 01:06:54,911 --> 01:06:57,545
  7030. Noted.
  7031.  
  7032. 1493
  7033. 01:06:57,547 --> 01:06:59,881
  7034. Anyway, Katie's eggs have been
  7035. sent to the lab for fertilization.
  7036.  
  7037. 1494
  7038. 01:06:59,883 --> 01:07:01,749
  7039. Once they're ready,
  7040. we'll bring her back in,
  7041.  
  7042. 1495
  7043. 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,484
  7044. implant them in her uterus.
  7045.  
  7046. 1496
  7047. 01:07:03,486 --> 01:07:04,752
  7048. Shouldn't take more
  7049. than a couple days.
  7050.  
  7051. 1497
  7052. 01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:05,887
  7053. In the meantime,
  7054. you should consider
  7055.  
  7056. 1498
  7057. 01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:07,822
  7058. using a more potent hop oil.
  7059.  
  7060. 1499
  7061. 01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:12,827
  7062. There's-there's laws that...
  7063.  
  7064. 1500
  7065. 01:07:12,829 --> 01:07:15,163
  7066. I don't use a hop oil.
  7067.  
  7068. 1501
  7069. 01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:17,732
  7070. Add that hop,
  7071. make it pop, baby.
  7072.  
  7073. 1502
  7074. 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:19,634
  7075. [chuckles]
  7076.  
  7077. 1503
  7078. 01:07:24,841 --> 01:07:27,675
  7079. [light dramatic music]
  7080.  
  7081. 1504
  7082. 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,844
  7083. [Katie sighs]
  7084.  
  7085. 1505
  7086. 01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,512
  7087. Tell me something good.
  7088.  
  7089. 1506
  7090. 01:07:31,514 --> 01:07:33,581
  7091. Katie, we're ready for ya.
  7092.  
  7093. 1507
  7094. 01:07:33,583 --> 01:07:34,949
  7095. John, why don't
  7096. you wait outside?
  7097.  
  7098. 1508
  7099. 01:07:34,951 --> 01:07:36,751
  7100. No, I wanna stay with Katie.
  7101.  
  7102. 1509
  7103. 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,653
  7104. It won't be long.
  7105. Have a seat in the lobby.
  7106.  
  7107. 1510
  7108. 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:43,758
  7109. Doctor, I'm not gonna
  7110. leave Katie's side.
  7111.  
  7112. 1511
  7113. 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,193
  7114. I'm gonna stay with her.
  7115.  
  7116. 1512
  7117. 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:48,229
  7118. [Dr. Remis]
  7119. Very well, Mr. Kelly.
  7120.  
  7121. 1513
  7122. 01:07:48,231 --> 01:07:49,931
  7123. Put your gown on.
  7124.  
  7125. 1514
  7126. 01:08:27,971 --> 01:08:31,973
  7127. Okay, there you go.
  7128.  
  7129. 1515
  7130. 01:08:35,245 --> 01:08:36,878
  7131. How long till
  7132. we get the results.
  7133.  
  7134. 1516
  7135. 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,846
  7136. Just a couple of minutes.
  7137.  
  7138. 1517
  7139. 01:08:38,848 --> 01:08:40,982
  7140. The doctor will
  7141. tell you in his office.
  7142.  
  7143. 1518
  7144. 01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:42,750
  7145. Fingers crossed.
  7146.  
  7147. 1519
  7148. 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:44,585
  7149. Thanks.
  7150.  
  7151. 1520
  7152. 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:50,658
  7153. [light dramatic music]
  7154.  
  7155. 1521
  7156. 01:09:11,281 --> 01:09:13,981
  7157. [somber music]
  7158.  
  7159. 1522
  7160. 01:09:39,976 --> 01:09:41,609
  7161. You haven't really said anything
  7162.  
  7163. 1523
  7164. 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,711
  7165. since we left Remis's office.
  7166.  
  7167. 1524
  7168. 01:09:43,713 --> 01:09:44,845
  7169. Taste it.
  7170.  
  7171. 1525
  7172. 01:09:49,052 --> 01:09:51,886
  7173. Oh, my God,
  7174. that is so good.
  7175.  
  7176. 1526
  7177. 01:09:51,888 --> 01:09:53,955
  7178. You did it.
  7179.  
  7180. 1527
  7181. 01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:57,925
  7182. A west coast IPA,
  7183. it's what everybody likes.
  7184.  
  7185. 1528
  7186. 01:09:57,927 --> 01:10:00,127
  7187. And I gotta admit,
  7188. it's pretty good.
  7189.  
  7190. 1529
  7191. 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:02,129
  7192. You should be really proud.
  7193.  
  7194. 1530
  7195. 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:03,764
  7196. You worked hard.
  7197.  
  7198. 1531
  7199. 01:10:03,766 --> 01:10:05,733
  7200. We should celebrate.
  7201.  
  7202. 1532
  7203. 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,938
  7204. - We can save more money.
  7205. - Oh, God,
  7206.  
  7207. 1533
  7208. 01:10:10,940 --> 01:10:13,007
  7209. I don't wanna
  7210. talk about that now.
  7211.  
  7212. 1534
  7213. 01:10:13,009 --> 01:10:15,076
  7214. Okay, you're upset.
  7215.  
  7216. 1535
  7217. 01:10:15,078 --> 01:10:16,811
  7218. No, I'm not upset.
  7219.  
  7220. 1536
  7221. 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:21,816
  7222. I'm just-- I'm just...
  7223. I'm disappointed.
  7224.  
  7225. 1537
  7226. 01:10:21,818 --> 01:10:24,151
  7227. Well, in me?
  7228.  
  7229. 1538
  7230. 01:10:24,153 --> 01:10:27,355
  7231. No, not in you,
  7232. in the situation.
  7233.  
  7234. 1539
  7235. 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,857
  7236. - What does that mean?
  7237. - [sighs] Look, I just had
  7238.  
  7239. 1540
  7240. 01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:32,893
  7241. everything taken away from me that I've
  7242. been working for for all these years,
  7243.  
  7244. 1541
  7245. 01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,962
  7246. I think I'm allowed to
  7247. be disappointed, right?
  7248.  
  7249. 1542
  7250. 01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:37,031
  7251. And it's my fault,
  7252. you think it's my fault?
  7253.  
  7254. 1543
  7255. 01:10:37,033 --> 01:10:39,767
  7256. I didn't wanna do this.
  7257.  
  7258. 1544
  7259. 01:10:39,769 --> 01:10:42,236
  7260. I didn't wanna take all
  7261. of our money and put it...
  7262.  
  7263. 1545
  7264. 01:10:43,373 --> 01:10:45,373
  7265. Whatever.
  7266.  
  7267. 1546
  7268. 01:10:45,375 --> 01:10:48,709
  7269. - You know what, fuck it, okay?
  7270. - No, no, you can't do this.
  7271.  
  7272. 1547
  7273. 01:10:48,711 --> 01:10:51,812
  7274. Because we both chose,
  7275. we both chose this.
  7276.  
  7277. 1548
  7278. 01:10:51,814 --> 01:10:53,180
  7279. Okay, you're right,
  7280. you're absolutely right,
  7281.  
  7282. 1549
  7283. 01:10:53,182 --> 01:10:55,983
  7284. and I want to have kids,
  7285. I do, but I didn't know
  7286.  
  7287. 1550
  7288. 01:10:55,985 --> 01:10:59,954
  7289. that having babies with you
  7290. meant not having sex with you.
  7291.  
  7292. 1551
  7293. 01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:02,990
  7294. Or it meant getting hand jobs
  7295. in Trent Reznor's kill room
  7296.  
  7297. 1552
  7298. 01:11:02,992 --> 01:11:05,826
  7299. or taking Mescaline or
  7300. getting fucking arrested.
  7301.  
  7302. 1553
  7303. 01:11:05,828 --> 01:11:07,728
  7304. No, I don't believe any of
  7305. this, because you know what?
  7306.  
  7307. 1554
  7308. 01:11:07,730 --> 01:11:09,997
  7309. You actually never cared
  7310. about having this
  7311.  
  7312. 1555
  7313. 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:11,866
  7314. - That's bullshit.
  7315. - All you cared about,
  7316.  
  7317. 1556
  7318. 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:13,401
  7319. now you're trying to
  7320. make me feel like shit.
  7321.  
  7322. 1557
  7323. 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:15,036
  7324. Okay, you keep
  7325. tellin' yourself that.
  7326.  
  7327. 1558
  7328. 01:11:15,038 --> 01:11:18,005
  7329. It's true, I have had to
  7330. drag you through every step
  7331.  
  7332. 1559
  7333. 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:20,741
  7334. of this and now you're just
  7335. using your dumb brewery
  7336.  
  7337. 1560
  7338. 01:11:20,743 --> 01:11:23,744
  7339. as something to make me, I don't
  7340. know, somehow I'm wrong now.
  7341.  
  7342. 1561
  7343. 01:11:23,746 --> 01:11:25,680
  7344. You know what, I'm really
  7345. happy that this all happened
  7346.  
  7347. 1562
  7348. 01:11:25,682 --> 01:11:27,715
  7349. because I learned
  7350. something about myself.
  7351.  
  7352. 1563
  7353. 01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,717
  7354. What, that you're a
  7355. shitty fucking beer maker?
  7356.  
  7357. 1564
  7358. 01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:32,887
  7359. No, that I can't be with
  7360. a woman who can't have kids.
  7361.  
  7362. 1565
  7363. 01:11:39,429 --> 01:11:41,028
  7364. [Katie groans]
  7365.  
  7366. 1566
  7367. 01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:46,434
  7368. Shit.
  7369.  
  7370. 1567
  7371. 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:47,868
  7372. [door closes]
  7373.  
  7374. 1568
  7375. 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,943
  7376. [John sighs]
  7377.  
  7378. 1569
  7379. 01:12:03,252 --> 01:12:05,953
  7380. Katie, please let me in.
  7381.  
  7382. 1570
  7383. 01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:26,006
  7384. Hey, I need you
  7385. to come pick me up.
  7386.  
  7387. 1571
  7388. 01:12:32,081 --> 01:12:35,082
  7389. Hey, little bro,
  7390. how you doin'?
  7391.  
  7392. 1572
  7393. 01:12:35,084 --> 01:12:38,919
  7394. Yeah, never been better.
  7395.  
  7396. 1573
  7397. 01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:40,521
  7398. Yeah, looks like it.
  7399.  
  7400. 1574
  7401. 01:12:40,523 --> 01:12:41,922
  7402. You're supposed to
  7403. be wearin' boxers.
  7404.  
  7405. 1575
  7406. 01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:43,991
  7407. It doesn't matter anymore.
  7408.  
  7409. 1576
  7410. 01:12:43,993 --> 01:12:45,793
  7411. Hey, wanna play some ping pong?
  7412.  
  7413. 1577
  7414. 01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:46,961
  7415. No, no, I'm good.
  7416.  
  7417. 1578
  7418. 01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:48,963
  7419. Uh... Listen,
  7420.  
  7421. 1579
  7422. 01:12:48,965 --> 01:12:51,499
  7423. Maria and I have some people comin'
  7424. over, new CFO from work.
  7425.  
  7426. 1580
  7427. 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:55,169
  7428. Love to get ya to come inside
  7429. and clean ya up a little bit.
  7430.  
  7431. 1581
  7432. 01:12:57,106 --> 01:12:58,506
  7433. You're ashamed of me.
  7434.  
  7435. 1582
  7436. 01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:00,241
  7437. I could never be
  7438. ashamed of you, Bro,
  7439.  
  7440. 1583
  7441. 01:13:00,243 --> 01:13:02,309
  7442. Maria is ashamed of you,
  7443. but you're fine.
  7444.  
  7445. 1584
  7446. 01:13:02,311 --> 01:13:04,278
  7447. [Maria] Gordon, tell him
  7448. to put his pants on.
  7449.  
  7450. 1585
  7451. 01:13:04,280 --> 01:13:07,047
  7452. Well, I'm ashamed of myself.
  7453.  
  7454. 1586
  7455. 01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:10,017
  7456. I said things
  7457. that cannot be unsaid.
  7458.  
  7459. 1587
  7460. 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:12,520
  7461. [Gordon] That's not true,
  7462. everything can be unsaid.
  7463.  
  7464. 1588
  7465. 01:13:12,522 --> 01:13:15,256
  7466. - That doesn't make any sense.
  7467. - [Gordon] I know.
  7468.  
  7469. 1589
  7470. 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,991
  7471. Why don't we get you
  7472. inside and clean you up.
  7473.  
  7474. 1590
  7475. 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:18,993
  7476. - [Maria] Gordon, now!
  7477. - I'm bringing him inside!
  7478.  
  7479. 1591
  7480. 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:22,096
  7481. Sorry.
  7482. I'll be right down.
  7483.  
  7484. 1592
  7485. 01:13:22,098 --> 01:13:24,265
  7486. [John] All right,
  7487. bring your paddle.
  7488.  
  7489. 1593
  7490. 01:13:24,267 --> 01:13:27,168
  7491. We'll play some ping pong.
  7492.  
  7493. 1594
  7494. 01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:34,809
  7495. [crashing]
  7496.  
  7497. 1595
  7498. 01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:37,278
  7499. [Danica]
  7500. So I put baby corn,
  7501.  
  7502. 1596
  7503. 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:39,246
  7504. baby carrots, baby peaches,
  7505.  
  7506. 1597
  7507. 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,149
  7508. baby potatoes and he was like,
  7509. "This is the strangest dinner
  7510.  
  7511. 1598
  7512. 01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:43,918
  7513. I've ever had," and
  7514. I said, "Darling,
  7515.  
  7516. 1599
  7517. 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,286
  7518. I have something to tell you..."
  7519.  
  7520. 1600
  7521. 01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:47,588
  7522. - Hey.
  7523. - Oh.
  7524.  
  7525. 1601
  7526. 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:49,890
  7527. What's, uh, what's all this?
  7528.  
  7529. 1602
  7530. 01:13:49,892 --> 01:13:53,194
  7531. Oh, I'm pregnant.
  7532.  
  7533. 1603
  7534. 01:13:53,196 --> 01:13:55,830
  7535. [voice distorting] We weren't
  7536. even trying, it just happened.
  7537.  
  7538. 1604
  7539. 01:13:55,832 --> 01:13:56,964
  7540. Can you believe it?
  7541.  
  7542. 1605
  7543. 01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:02,303
  7544. Fuck you and your
  7545. fucking fertile face!
  7546.  
  7547. 1606
  7548. 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:04,138
  7549. [screaming]
  7550.  
  7551. 1607
  7552. 01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:06,907
  7553. Aren't you happy
  7554. for me, Katie.
  7555.  
  7556. 1608
  7557. 01:14:06,909 --> 01:14:10,077
  7558. I have never been more happy
  7559.  
  7560. 1609
  7561. 01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:12,213
  7562. than I am
  7563. in this moment right now.
  7564.  
  7565. 1610
  7566. 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:14,048
  7567. It's so great.
  7568.  
  7569. 1611
  7570. 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:16,116
  7571. If it's a boy
  7572. we're thinking that
  7573.  
  7574. 1612
  7575. 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:19,854
  7576. we're gonna name him Brendo
  7577. and if it's a girl, Talc.
  7578.  
  7579. 1613
  7580. 01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:21,188
  7581. - So cute.
  7582. - Yeah.
  7583.  
  7584. 1614
  7585. 01:14:21,190 --> 01:14:25,125
  7586. Talc, like the powder Talc,
  7587. like Talc powder?
  7588.  
  7589. 1615
  7590. 01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,961
  7591. Um, it's spelled the same way,
  7592.  
  7593. 1616
  7594. 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:31,599
  7595. but it actually means song
  7596. in Portuguese, I think.
  7597.  
  7598. 1617
  7599. 01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:33,067
  7600. Oh.
  7601.  
  7602. 1618
  7603. 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,203
  7604. [sighs]
  7605.  
  7606. 1619
  7607. 01:14:36,205 --> 01:14:38,172
  7608. I don't wanna fight.
  7609.  
  7610. 1620
  7611. 01:14:40,343 --> 01:14:42,943
  7612. Bad timing, Mom.
  7613.  
  7614. 1621
  7615. 01:14:42,945 --> 01:14:44,378
  7616. Johnny told me what happened.
  7617.  
  7618. 1622
  7619. 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:48,082
  7620. Yeah, well, you were right,
  7621. I'm not...
  7622.  
  7623. 1623
  7624. 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:49,316
  7625. I'm not meant
  7626. to have kids.
  7627.  
  7628. 1624
  7629. 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:51,952
  7630. No, I'm sorry I said that.
  7631.  
  7632. 1625
  7633. 01:14:51,954 --> 01:14:55,022
  7634. I just, I want you
  7635. to know, honey,
  7636.  
  7637. 1626
  7638. 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:57,291
  7639. that I really do
  7640. understand the pain
  7641.  
  7642. 1627
  7643. 01:14:57,293 --> 01:14:58,626
  7644. that you're going through.
  7645.  
  7646. 1628
  7647. 01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:00,628
  7648. No, you don't know how I feel.
  7649.  
  7650. 1629
  7651. 01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,163
  7652. - You have no idea.
  7653. - Yeah, I do, Katie.
  7654.  
  7655. 1630
  7656. 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:07,668
  7657. I mean, after Dad and I
  7658. got married we tried forever.
  7659.  
  7660. 1631
  7661. 01:15:07,670 --> 01:15:11,071
  7662. I mean, God, it was
  7663. years to get pregnant.
  7664.  
  7665. 1632
  7666. 01:15:11,073 --> 01:15:13,073
  7667. Right, but that was
  7668. different because dad wanted
  7669.  
  7670. 1633
  7671. 01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:14,642
  7672. to wait till he was out of
  7673. the service to have kids.
  7674.  
  7675. 1634
  7676. 01:15:14,644 --> 01:15:16,310
  7677. No, no, that is
  7678. what we told people,
  7679.  
  7680. 1635
  7681. 01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,212
  7682. but it wasn't the truth, okay?
  7683.  
  7684. 1636
  7685. 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:21,916
  7686. We tried for years
  7687. before you came along
  7688.  
  7689. 1637
  7690. 01:15:21,918 --> 01:15:22,983
  7691. and it was really hard.
  7692.  
  7693. 1638
  7694. 01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:24,685
  7695. I mean, it tore us apart.
  7696.  
  7697. 1639
  7698. 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:26,487
  7699. Mm...
  7700.  
  7701. 1640
  7702. 01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:30,291
  7703. Oh, Mom, I don't
  7704. know what to do.
  7705.  
  7706. 1641
  7707. 01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:33,127
  7708. - [light dramatic music]
  7709. - I don't wanna feel like this.
  7710.  
  7711. 1642
  7712. 01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:37,264
  7713. I know, I'm sorry.
  7714.  
  7715. 1643
  7716. 01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:43,304
  7717. You know, I love you so much
  7718. and I'll always be here.
  7719.  
  7720. 1644
  7721. 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:52,146
  7722. - Are you gonna kick it?
  7723. - No, just warmin' up.
  7724.  
  7725. 1645
  7726. 01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:54,148
  7727. - You are gonna kick it?
  7728. - Nope.
  7729.  
  7730. 1646
  7731. 01:15:54,150 --> 01:15:55,683
  7732. You can't get higher than
  7733. here, so I gotta put it down--
  7734.  
  7735. 1647
  7736. 01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,151
  7737. I'm not kickin' it, man.
  7738.  
  7739. 1648
  7740. 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719
  7741. Gordon, stop,
  7742. what are you doing?
  7743.  
  7744. 1649
  7745. 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,387
  7746. Oh hey, Maria, if you
  7747. got your camera phone,
  7748.  
  7749. 1650
  7750. 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,323
  7751. you're just in time to
  7752. watch me break this board.
  7753.  
  7754. 1651
  7755. 01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,959
  7756. - You're gonna break your hand.
  7757. - I'm not gonna punch it.
  7758.  
  7759. 1652
  7760. 01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:06,393
  7761. He's not gonna punch it,
  7762. it's way too thick to punch.
  7763.  
  7764. 1653
  7765. 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,429
  7766. Yeah, I'm gonna use
  7767. my forehead. Titanium.
  7768.  
  7769. 1654
  7770. 01:16:08,431 --> 01:16:10,164
  7771. - Yeah, his forehead.
  7772. - No, no, no,
  7773.  
  7774. 1655
  7775. 01:16:10,166 --> 01:16:12,232
  7776. stop trying to
  7777. kill yourself, you dumbass.
  7778.  
  7779. 1656
  7780. 01:16:12,234 --> 01:16:16,170
  7781. Listen to me, you're a great
  7782. dad, you're a great husband.
  7783.  
  7784. 1657
  7785. 01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:20,074
  7786. You have three healthy kids,
  7787. a great wife that loves you.
  7788.  
  7789. 1658
  7790. 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,509
  7791. You have everything a
  7792. man could ever ask for,
  7793.  
  7794. 1659
  7795. 01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:25,079
  7796. and you're taking
  7797. it for granted.
  7798.  
  7799. 1660
  7800. 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:28,182
  7801. Maria, I hear
  7802. what you're saying.
  7803.  
  7804. 1661
  7805. 01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:31,085
  7806. You're an amazing wife,
  7807. a wonderful mother, kids love you,
  7808.  
  7809. 1662
  7810. 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,053
  7811. I love them to death,
  7812. I love you to death,
  7813.  
  7814. 1663
  7815. 01:16:33,055 --> 01:16:34,521
  7816. which is why I need you
  7817. to move out of the way
  7818.  
  7819. 1664
  7820. 01:16:34,523 --> 01:16:36,090
  7821. and let me break this
  7822. board with my face.
  7823.  
  7824. 1665
  7825. 01:16:36,092 --> 01:16:38,092
  7826. Okay, all right,
  7827. wait, wait, wait.
  7828.  
  7829. 1666
  7830. 01:16:39,462 --> 01:16:41,462
  7831. If I let you do that,
  7832.  
  7833. 1667
  7834. 01:16:41,464 --> 01:16:44,131
  7835. will you take back
  7836. that stupid bike?
  7837.  
  7838. 1668
  7839. 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:46,033
  7840. Okay, fine.
  7841.  
  7842. 1669
  7843. 01:16:46,035 --> 01:16:47,468
  7844. If you guys don't want me
  7845. to have bike, I don't care.
  7846.  
  7847. 1670
  7848. 01:16:47,470 --> 01:16:50,004
  7849. I'm doin' this.
  7850.  
  7851. 1671
  7852. 01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:52,272
  7853. - Go for it.
  7854. - [grunting]
  7855.  
  7856. 1672
  7857. 01:16:54,076 --> 01:16:55,542
  7858. - [yells]
  7859. - [board snapping]
  7860.  
  7861. 1673
  7862. 01:16:57,213 --> 01:17:00,014
  7863. - That's what I'm talkin' about.
  7864. - [thudding]
  7865.  
  7866. 1674
  7867. 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:04,451
  7868. Ha ha,
  7869. told you I could do it.
  7870.  
  7871. 1675
  7872. 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:07,254
  7873. Who looks stupid now?
  7874. Not me.
  7875.  
  7876. 1676
  7877. 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:09,289
  7878. [Gordon chuckling]
  7879.  
  7880. 1677
  7881. 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:11,291
  7882. - I'm gonna get you new ice.
  7883. - Okay.
  7884.  
  7885. 1678
  7886. 01:17:11,293 --> 01:17:14,061
  7887. - [Maria] John, you need anything?
  7888. - No, I'm good thanks.
  7889.  
  7890. 1679
  7891. 01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:16,096
  7892. - I'm gonna take off pretty soon.
  7893. - Oh, you're leaving?
  7894.  
  7895. 1680
  7896. 01:17:16,098 --> 01:17:19,433
  7897. Yeah, I gotta go home.
  7898.  
  7899. 1681
  7900. 01:17:19,435 --> 01:17:22,236
  7901. Beg Katie for forgiveness.
  7902.  
  7903. 1682
  7904. 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,372
  7905. That's a good idea.
  7906.  
  7907. 1683
  7908. 01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,107
  7909. I'll see ya later, man.
  7910.  
  7911. 1684
  7912. 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:29,576
  7913. Hey, um...
  7914.  
  7915. 1685
  7916. 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:33,347
  7917. I'm lookin' for a partner.
  7918.  
  7919. 1686
  7920. 01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,083
  7921. Someone with a keen business
  7922. sense, somebody that's gonna
  7923.  
  7924. 1687
  7925. 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,518
  7926. help me get this
  7927. brewery off the ground.
  7928.  
  7929. 1688
  7930. 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,787
  7931. So, if you know anybody,
  7932. can you let me know?
  7933.  
  7934. 1689
  7935. 01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:42,056
  7936. [chuckles]
  7937. I see where you're going.
  7938.  
  7939. 1690
  7940. 01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:44,124
  7941. Yeah, I think I do somebody
  7942. and I think he's available.
  7943.  
  7944. 1691
  7945. 01:17:44,126 --> 01:17:45,325
  7946. Good, have him give me a call,
  7947. all right?
  7948.  
  7949. 1692
  7950. 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:47,594
  7951. - I will do that.
  7952. - And you know,
  7953.  
  7954. 1693
  7955. 01:17:47,596 --> 01:17:51,298
  7956. Maria's right,
  7957. you are a lucky guy.
  7958.  
  7959. 1694
  7960. 01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:53,634
  7961. Makes two of us.
  7962.  
  7963. 1695
  7964. 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:55,602
  7965. [John] All right.
  7966.  
  7967. 1696
  7968. 01:18:03,312 --> 01:18:05,345
  7969. [light dramatic music]
  7970.  
  7971. 1697
  7972. 01:18:45,421 --> 01:18:47,254
  7973. We never, uh...
  7974.  
  7975. 1698
  7976. 01:18:48,290 --> 01:18:53,227
  7977. we never discussed... Cobra.
  7978.  
  7979. 1699
  7980. 01:18:56,632 --> 01:18:59,266
  7981. Thought it'd be cool
  7982. if a boy was named Cobra,
  7983.  
  7984. 1700
  7985. 01:18:59,268 --> 01:19:01,268
  7986. - or a girl.
  7987. - [chuckles]
  7988.  
  7989. 1701
  7990. 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:08,442
  7991. Katie, I am so sorry.
  7992.  
  7993. 1702
  7994. 01:19:08,444 --> 01:19:11,612
  7995. I did not mean any of
  7996. those things I said.
  7997.  
  7998. 1703
  7999. 01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:15,149
  8000. - I am so sorry.
  8001. - No, I didn't either.
  8002.  
  8003. 1704
  8004. 01:19:15,151 --> 01:19:17,551
  8005. I want you to
  8006. understand something.
  8007.  
  8008. 1705
  8009. 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:21,922
  8010. I'm okay if it
  8011. doesn't happen for us.
  8012.  
  8013. 1706
  8014. 01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:24,892
  8015. - You don't mean that.
  8016. - Yes, I do.
  8017.  
  8018. 1707
  8019. 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:28,562
  8020. Baby or no baby, it does not
  8021. matter if I don't have you.
  8022.  
  8023. 1708
  8024. 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:36,370
  8025. Okay, we need to make
  8026. a rule, like a law,
  8027.  
  8028. 1709
  8029. 01:19:36,372 --> 01:19:39,339
  8030. that we never let this
  8031. come between us again.
  8032.  
  8033. 1710
  8034. 01:19:39,341 --> 01:19:42,609
  8035. Yeah, absolutely, and then
  8036. the penalty is what, like...
  8037.  
  8038. 1711
  8039. 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,311
  8040. It's like five to 10.
  8041.  
  8042. 1712
  8043. 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:45,913
  8044. - Five to 10 years.
  8045. - Like in the hole.
  8046.  
  8047. 1713
  8048. 01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:49,183
  8049. [John] In the hole with
  8050. no possibility of parole.
  8051.  
  8052. 1714
  8053. 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:51,285
  8054. Yeah.
  8055.  
  8056. 1715
  8057. 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,657
  8058. Tell me something good.
  8059.  
  8060. 1716
  8061. 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,627
  8062. I wanna keep trying.
  8063.  
  8064. 1717
  8065. 01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:06,333
  8066. I wanna keep trying.
  8067.  
  8068. 1718
  8069. 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:21,348
  8070. [grunts]
  8071.  
  8072. 1719
  8073. 01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:29,623
  8074. Hey Jeff, I still need that
  8075. light bulb fixed in the office.
  8076.  
  8077. 1720
  8078. 01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:31,291
  8079. Coleman, can you
  8080. help him with that?
  8081.  
  8082. 1721
  8083. 01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:32,426
  8084. He doesn't know
  8085. anything about lighting.
  8086.  
  8087. 1722
  8088. 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:34,228
  8089. [Coleman] Got it.
  8090.  
  8091. 1723
  8092. 01:20:35,297 --> 01:20:36,663
  8093. [Gordon]
  8094. Oh, did you want your own?
  8095.  
  8096. 1724
  8097. 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,232
  8098. This is mine.
  8099. I can get you one.
  8100.  
  8101. 1725
  8102. 01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:39,566
  8103. - Gordon.
  8104. - Mm-hmm?
  8105.  
  8106. 1726
  8107. 01:20:39,568 --> 01:20:41,568
  8108. Can you put this
  8109. in the fridge for me?
  8110.  
  8111. 1727
  8112. 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:43,437
  8113. Are you serving the beer or
  8114. are you drinking all of it?
  8115.  
  8116. 1728
  8117. 01:20:43,439 --> 01:20:44,605
  8118. - I'm drinking.
  8119. - You have a customer at the bar.
  8120.  
  8121. 1729
  8122. 01:20:44,607 --> 01:20:46,273
  8123. What is this, I don't do this.
  8124.  
  8125. 1730
  8126. 01:20:46,275 --> 01:20:47,574
  8127. - Hey, what can we get you?
  8128. - Hi.
  8129.  
  8130. 1731
  8131. 01:20:47,576 --> 01:20:50,544
  8132. - [phone ringing]
  8133. - Oh I'm sorry, one second.
  8134.  
  8135. 1732
  8136. 01:20:50,546 --> 01:20:52,546
  8137. Hey, where are you?
  8138. We're busy as hell
  8139.  
  8140. 1733
  8141. 01:20:52,548 --> 01:20:54,648
  8142. and I need help
  8143. getting a shipment out.
  8144.  
  8145. 1734
  8146. 01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:58,285
  8147. I'm gonna release you, because
  8148.  
  8149. 1735
  8150. 01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:00,988
  8151. - I really believe that this is fine
  8152. - Oh, my God, John, I'm dying.
  8153.  
  8154. 1736
  8155. 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,390
  8156. - She's not dying.
  8157. - [John] What is goin' on?
  8158.  
  8159. 1737
  8160. 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:06,560
  8161. It could be Malaria,
  8162. it could be Dysentery.
  8163.  
  8164. 1738
  8165. 01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:08,262
  8166. - No.
  8167. - We're not sure.
  8168.  
  8169. 1739
  8170. 01:21:08,264 --> 01:21:10,297
  8171. She's got a mild case
  8172. of diarrhea.
  8173.  
  8174. 1740
  8175. 01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:14,301
  8176. Hey, hey, hey, if this is it,
  8177. you go on without me, okay?
  8178.  
  8179. 1741
  8180. 01:21:14,303 --> 01:21:15,669
  8181. Maybe you don't get remarried,
  8182.  
  8183. 1742
  8184. 01:21:15,671 --> 01:21:17,437
  8185. maybe you just get,
  8186. like, a studio
  8187.  
  8188. 1743
  8189. 01:21:17,439 --> 01:21:19,506
  8190. in, like, Van Nuys or something.
  8191.  
  8192. 1744
  8193. 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,708
  8194. Be a lone wolf out on the range.
  8195.  
  8196. 1745
  8197. 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:23,610
  8198. You just roam.
  8199.  
  8200. 1746
  8201. 01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:25,746
  8202. So, go ahead and
  8203. give her some Kaopectate
  8204.  
  8205. 1747
  8206. 01:21:25,748 --> 01:21:27,614
  8207. and she should be
  8208. fine by the morning.
  8209.  
  8210. 1748
  8211. 01:21:27,616 --> 01:21:28,782
  8212. - No, no, wait, wait, wait,
  8213. - Feel better, honey.
  8214.  
  8215. 1749
  8216. 01:21:28,784 --> 01:21:30,017
  8217. I don't ever have
  8218. digestive issues.
  8219.  
  8220. 1750
  8221. 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,652
  8222. Something's really wrong.
  8223.  
  8224. 1751
  8225. 01:21:31,654 --> 01:21:33,020
  8226. That's true,
  8227. she can eat like a goat.
  8228.  
  8229. 1752
  8230. 01:21:33,022 --> 01:21:35,022
  8231. - [man screaming]
  8232. - Mm-hm,
  8233.  
  8234. 1753
  8235. 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:36,823
  8236. honey, do you hear
  8237. that man screaming?
  8238.  
  8239. 1754
  8240. 01:21:36,825 --> 01:21:39,393
  8241. He's got a magicians dart stuck
  8242.  
  8243. 1755
  8244. 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,795
  8245. in his eyeball and
  8246. he really needs this room.
  8247.  
  8248. 1756
  8249. 01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:43,497
  8250. But, why is this
  8251. happening to me?
  8252.  
  8253. 1757
  8254. 01:21:43,499 --> 01:21:45,032
  8255. - Oh, my--
  8256. - I don't know, sweetheart.
  8257.  
  8258. 1758
  8259. 01:21:45,034 --> 01:21:47,668
  8260. - Maybe you're pregnant.
  8261. - [groaning]
  8262.  
  8263. 1759
  8264. 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,573
  8265. [tires screeching]
  8266.  
  8267. 1760
  8268. 01:21:57,780 --> 01:21:59,713
  8269. [uplifting music]
  8270.  
  8271. 1761
  8272. 01:22:01,684 --> 01:22:03,750
  8273. [Katie] Jackpot.
  8274.  
  8275. 1762
  8276. 01:22:03,752 --> 01:22:05,719
  8277. Here, here, take one more.
  8278.  
  8279. 1763
  8280. 01:22:05,721 --> 01:22:07,721
  8281. Just do both.
  8282.  
  8283. 1764
  8284. 01:22:19,735 --> 01:22:21,601
  8285. Are you okay?
  8286.  
  8287. 1765
  8288. 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:29,409
  8289. Okay, we have to promise
  8290. that no matter what
  8291.  
  8292. 1766
  8293. 01:22:29,411 --> 01:22:31,812
  8294. - this result is that we can't--
  8295. - No, absolutely.
  8296.  
  8297. 1767
  8298. 01:22:31,814 --> 01:22:35,415
  8299. We can never do that
  8300. to each other again.
  8301.  
  8302. 1768
  8303. 01:22:37,853 --> 01:22:40,754
  8304. - Something's coming up on mine.
  8305. - Yeah, mine too.
  8306.  
  8307. 1769
  8308. 01:22:43,092 --> 01:22:45,492
  8309. [test beeping]
  8310.  
  8311. 1770
  8312. 01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:54,468
  8313. - [test beeping]
  8314. - [giggling]
  8315.  
  8316. 1771
  8317. 01:23:04,847 --> 01:23:08,415
  8318. [light folksy music]
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