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HELLO SIR

I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE EXTRACTED MUSIC FROM A DIGITAL AUDIOVISUAL COMPUTER GAME AT AN ASTONISHINGLY HIGH QUALITY

IT IS A NEVER-BEFORE-HEARD VERSION OF THE ALLAHU AKBAR SONG FROM ZELDA FLUTE TIME TRAVEL GAME IN THE GORON HELL DUNGEON

ONLY INSTEAD OF ALLAHU AKBAR IT IS HEIL HITLER

NINTENDO IS SOME SICK FUCKING RACISTS FOR PUTTING THIS SHIT IN THE GAME

NOW YOU TOO CAN EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF LISTENING TO GERMAN FUCKS CHANTING ABOUT GASSING THE JEWS AT A DISTURBINGLY HIGH QUALITY. SO HIGH THAT IT HAS SHOCKED SCIENTISTS, THEOLOGIANS, AND PHILOSOPHERS AND THREATENED TO UNDO THE BOUNDARIES BETWEEN DIMENSIONS

FUCK

I HOPE THIS EXTRACTION IS HIGH ENOUGH QUALITY TO MAKE IT ONTO YOUR CHANNEL OF BAFFLINGLY HIGH QUALITY VIDEO GAME RIPS. THIS HAS TAKEN ME 9 YEARS TO ENCODE, THE PROCESS OF WHICH HAS RESULTED IN NO FEWER THAN TWENTY SIX VISITS FROM THE LOCAL POLICE AS WELL AS THE FBI. MY WIFE HAD TO BE HOSPITALIZED AFTER THE ENCODING WAS FINISHED BECAUSE THE RESULTING GAMMA RADIATION DAMAGED HER SPINE AND SHUT OFF HER ABILITY TO MAKE VOLUNTARY MUSCLE CONTRACTIONS. AS A RESULT, SHE CAN NO LONGER MOVE AND WILL REQUIRE AN EXPENSIVE SURGERY TO RESTORE HER HEALTH. MY GRAND DAD HAS GIVEN US A SMALL LOAN OF 7 MILLION DOLLARS TO PAY FOR THE SURGERY BUT THE PAYMENT TRANSFER RESULTED IN AN INVESTIGATION BY THE IRS WHICH DETERMINED THAT HE HAD BEEN HIDING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF UNDECLARED INCOME IN SECRET ILLEGAL BANK ACCOUNTS IN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. HE IS NOW IN PRISON. HE SUFFERED A STROKE WHILE BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY THE INMATES AND NOW HAS INCURABLE DEMENTIA WHICH HAS REDUCED HIM TO THE INTELLIGENCE OF A CAVEMAN AND SEVERELY INHIBITED HIS ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE. MY DOG IS DEAD. MY CHILDREN NO LONGER SPEAK TO ME AND THEY CONSTANTLY KEEP MAKING JOKES ABOUT MY GRAND DAD HAVING A "GAY OLD TIME" IN PRISON. THE JOKE HERE OF COURSE IS THAT MY GRAND DAD WAS BRUTALLY GANG RAPED BY SEVENTEEN OTHER MEN WHILE IN THE PRISON SHOWER. THIS IS NOT FUNNY AS SEXUAL ASSAULT IS A SERIOUS MATTER AND I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR MY CHILDREN MAKING JOKES AT THE EXPENSE OF SURVIVORS OF THESE HEINOUS CRIMES. I HAVE SEVERELY PUNISHED BOTH OF THEM BY DANGLING MY CAR KEYS ABOVE THEM AND THEN JERKING THE KEYS AWAY AND IMMEDIATELY SHOVING THE KEYS UP MY ASS WHEN MY CHILDREN ATTEMPTED TO GRAB THEM. I THEN STORMED UPSTAIRS LOCKED MYSELF IN MY ROOM AND THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM. I NOW REQUIRE THEM TO REFER TO ME AS "PRESIDENT THOMAS J. QUINCY JEFFERSON" WHENEVER THEY ADDRESS ME. THIS HAS NOT HELPED MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CHILDREN.

AS YOU CAN SEE THIS HIGH QUALITY RIP HAS DESTROYED MY LIVELIHOOD AND RUINED MY FAMILY SO YOU BETTER FUCKING PUT IT ON YOUR YOUTUBE WEBSITE OR I SWEAR I WILL CUT MY OWN HAIR AND THEN CALL THE POLICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.