Jump 264: Ark - Survival Evolved

Jump #264: Ark - Survival Evolved
>Four of Cups (Luxury): Apathy and disengagement from the world.
If you knew the background of the crap inherent here, you'd feel some degree of disengagement too. But no matter.
>Location: Lava
THE FLOOR IS LAVA- oh wait, All Terrain Hiker. Tra la la, dancing on the lava.
>Identity: Builder (-100)
>Drawbacks: Boss Bonanza (+1000)
>Unlimited Resources (1800)
When I hit Marvel, I'm going to go to Wakanda, I'm going to pull out a pickaxe, and I'm going to farm vibranium. I'm doing this less for the vibranium than I am to piss off Wakanda because they're the nation equivalent of Reed Richards, who can do no wrong and magically fixes everything (except when Doom is involved). And I'm pretty sure that while it's rare, it's not one of a kind, because they've been mining it for centuries.
>Foraging Skills (1500)
You know, I'm wishing I had this in Minecraft. Would have loved to find diamonds just wherever I was when I needed them.
>Planning Mind (Free, Builder)
While I'm almost certain I picked up something like this in Super Mario RPG, having it codified to be this specific will help even further. If you think a house isn't all that specific, you really need to look at modern building codes.
>Feat of Crafting (Free, Builder)
Ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.
>Engram Creator (1400, Builder)
So... something like a STC, in a way? Interesting, I suppose.
>Engram Independent (1100, Builder)
Also relying on nothing but recipes is a really, really stupid idea, and I am happy to break free of those shackles. Though it seems silly to have both of these things, but I suppose an engram may be useful to others...
>Forge of a God (800, Builder)
Oh, now this is promising. A steel pike will never rust? A generator will run forever on a tank of gas? Yes... more useful things to apply toward the eventual rebuilding of Sajuuk. Yes, it's all coming together now.
>Engines of War (400, Builder)
Here we go, then. I'm going to assume of course that this only works for things of a given size, but if I can craft things instantaneously... and I have raw supplies of virtually everything in the basement of the warehouse thanks to Minecraft... well, I'm a one man armory. Handy. (Also, anything I make won't weigh my down? Oh, I will make SO much use of that.)
>Full Server (0)
Hooray! Companions! Foraging skills and danger sense and primal fear and luck of the draw for everyone! Except me. Because they're drop-ins and I am not.

You know what I have to say to Ark?

Screw that.

I'm going to build a giant fucking tower, and I'm going to RAIN MY WRATH DOWN ON EVERYONE WHO ACTS LIKE AN ASSHAT ACROSS THE WORLD. Everyone else can come visit and we'll act like the mother of all trading centers, just like I did in Rust.

But the asshats are going to BURN, because I despise that behavior, and that's what Ark is all about anymore.

That is all.