No Ingris

No Ingris: A Christmas Tale
Once upon a time, there was a boy named “A.Faith”. He resided in a small town called Youtoepiyah. It was a network filled with hardworking, and clever workers, dedicated to their work. However, there was a lack of spirit, when it came around Christmas time. All the doors were shut closed, the thick snow only filled people with despair and annoyance. This all changed, after an unknown man from a neighboring village, introduced to the town how Christmas must truly be celebrated. The church had a choir formed of young eager and talented singers, who enthusiastically performed classical Christmas carols. Schools were teaching kids about Ebenezer Scrooge and how he became a reformed man. However, one boy during Christmas was everything but happy. Because of the snow, he could no longer play Basketball. Most boys in his year at school would mock him for his love of Basketball, they would call him names like “border hopper”, “basket-the-ball-and-run-from-the-police” and “nub xd”. However, this never stopped his love for the sport as every time he improved and played passionately. He would play with his friend Rio every day when he had the chance. Rio was a short but athletic, dark, skinned boy and Adam was a light-skinned, strong and sports enthusiast. But on Christmas Eve the boy sat alone next to a feeble fire, staring into the flames and picturing himself in the future. Crowd cheering was reminiscent of the boy’s ears. Just when he was starting to enjoy this daydream, the doorbell rang and Adam, thinking it was his buddy Rio, rushed towards the door and opened the door. He wasn’t wrong it was Rio. However, it wasn’t just Rio, it was the Church Youth Choir. Kevin, Toby, Tom, Rio, Macaulley, Daniel, Usmaan and Ethan. Adam was a bit startled but was then interrupted by the choir singing their hearts out. By the time they had finished Adam was half-asleep and had “Silent Night” playing in the back of his head. He tried to communicate with Rio, but it was too late the choir had gone. When Adam was halfway through from returning to the living room, the doorbell rang again. Adam stopped and thought about answering. Then a voice from upstairs boomed “Go answer the door, the noise is distracting me and my game of ROBLOX!!!!”. Adam sighed and answered the door. It was Macaulley. “Hallo yyung boii!! Itz me Big Mac. Uhh Can I *quietly* borrow the toilet?”. Adam replied “Whaaah?” and the boy said in a quiet voice staring at the floor “Me no ingris…!”. Adam burst out laughing and the boy laughed out too. Adam directed Macaulley to the lavatory, which was down the hallway and to the left. After a while, Mac and Adam had ended up speaking with one another. Unfortunately, Macaulley had to go home and so Adam was left alone again and bored. Adam then decided to masturbate to online pornography for a second time that day. However, it was the 4th of December one major detail Adam forgot. Suddenly, the brightness of the room became dim. Adam was startled by this and his heart starting pounding. A loud echoing knock struck the wood of the door. Adam now sweating and fearful of what might happen if he opened the door ran upstairs and locked the door. Two minutes passed and nothing happened, yet Adam had calmed down a bit. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed through the house and the sound of a door hitting the floor was followed. Thundering footsteps could be heard on the stairs and then the door burst open and in came a huge large swirling black smoke. Adam could make out a large and tall figure walking towards him wearing a…hockey mask?! The figure said “You have nutted only twice upon this fine Christmas evening. For that, you must pay and you will. If you do not eat your fucking broccoli one more time- *cough* I mean if you do this horrid action again you will be struck dead in the dusk of night. THE END