"Oh god, where am I," Adevntutrer-kun said, waking upn from his mild and harmlsss coma
He didnt remenmber much, but he knew he didnt pass out in this very quaint log cabin. The smell of DELICIOUUS CLAM CHOWDER wafted through thte air
"Goodness! Have you finally woken up, dear?"
Adventerurur-kun turned to face the delicate granny addressing him
She was definitely getting on in years, but she had a gentle and elegant charm about her. Her wrinkles were like Deep and beautiful ravienes. He found himself getting lost in them.
Adventuterer-kun couldnt place these feelings he was feeling within his depeest feelings
The kindly old lady treated him to many bowls of DELICIOUS CLAM CHOWDER and attented to his every need
Adventuerur-kun held her close to himself in front of the fire, because he appreicated her and had no personal boundries
this was the most beautioful and wifely woman he;d ever met
he must make her his bride
but before he could propose, she got really hungry
and started gnawing on him with her middriff mouth
he was stringy, though, and covered in really gross armour, like he'd been coated in switch cartridges
she spit him back out quite haughtily
"Don't you ever bathe?!"
Adventuter-kun apologized for being so distasteful
But Granny-chan only laughed at him
"People don't usually take it that well when I eat them"
Adventurer0kun got down on all fives
"Please!!" he yelled awkwardly "Let me study under you!!
Granny laughed "Don't you mean, 'Please marry me'?"
Adventurerer-kun pulled a diamond ring from his finely puckered butthole
"YES," he said
"Oh," said granny
They made out