[F4M] [Humorous] The Club

The Club

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Funny start to slutty finish

Notes for possible performers:
1) So, for most of this script the main character (you) is supposed to be a funny individual. She is supposed to be a little clumsy with her humor, at first, but just can’t keep her mouth shut. She is also, like you, a bit of a slut :) unless you are a guy reading this in which case, enjoy her sluttyness and keep dreaming that we find a girl like this.

1.1) I know that humor, especially mine, can be hard to convey in a script so if something does not make much sense it was probably supposed to be a joke :p

2) When the sex starts you change. You don’t care how you are perceived and are no longer try and hide your smartassery, not that you did a good job of that anyway.

3) I imagine there is a lot of vocal inflection to help convey the jokes. I know it's hard to know exactly how I imagine the humor in your voice but you will do great!

4) To try and help a bit I put a lot of comments in the script which are in inside of /*    */ blocks. They are just notes so if you want to change it up or think something different please do whatever you think matches your performance.

5) If you have any questions about the scene please message me on reddit. I would be happy to explain my ideas in more detail.

*/


	/*The music is pumping in the background. So loud that you can’t even hear Francesca six inches away*/

	/*Spoken loudly, slowly and like you are accompanying every word with elaborate hand gestures to help convey the meaning*/

“This music is fucking loud! I, I can’t hear you.”

“Oh yeah, if you are getting a drink then grab me one too. I’ll try and be around here when you get back. I am going to try 			and dance a bit in the corner over there”

	/*Music getting slightly softer. Words still spoken loudly*/

“Sure, I’d love to dance with you, thanks for asking. I just… I should wait around here for my friend. She is grabbing us some drinks."

	/*short pause. still speaking loudly*/

"Are you here with anyone? Oh yeah, I see them over there. Well, I’m glad you came over. I mean, you are definitely the cutest out of the group. Just look at the rest of them, heh”

	/*You just offended a six foot, intimidating, guy by unknowingly insulting his friends and he is not laughing*/

“I... I didn’t mean it like that. You are just a handsome guy, that’s all. Tall, strong, and little scarier now. Also, really quite handsome... I am not good at this flirting thing, am I...  Look, Francesca is here with some drinks. Let me make it up to you with a quick shot then we can go back to dancing.”

	/*He is laughing now, looks to be more at ease, and is taking the shot with you*/

“Shots done, so let the dirty dancing begin! No, you have to dance with me now. You asked before and we already got you a shot. You owe me. You have no choice now."

	/*short pause. music still playing*/

"See, you are not that bad of a dancer."

	/*Trying to keep the humor going but also flirting*/

“I like dancing closer. Something a little like this. Hey! Watch where you put those hands. I mean, they are not fondling me nearly enough. Get them to work. You haven’t even properly felt up my breast yet.”

	/*damn, you just got way hornier then you though from that*/

“Fuck, you don’t have to be so obvious about it… No, I… I don’t want you to stop. Just… just do it a little softer and let’s keep dancing for a bit.”

	/*softly panting with anticipation*/

“Good god, is that whole thing your cock pressing against my back. I… I don’t think it’s all going to fit but I am also not a quitter. What do you mean 'what am I talking about'? I mean, I don't know if all of that dick is going to fit in my pussy. You are coming with me right now. I… fuck I can’t wait. You have protection, right? Good, I love me a well prepared man.”

	/*Door opening , walking, or any transitioning sound into a bathroom. Also, music is gone or almost gone*/

“Get out folks. We are um, gonna need this room for a bit for... uh, activities. Actually, fuck it. You fucking know exactly what we will be doing. So, either head out or enjoy the view. I don’t really give a fuck either way. Now you, drop those pants. I want to see what if what I felt on the dance floor is real or not.”

	/*In an admiring voice*/

“Well fuck me, I was definitely right on the size… it’s fucking huge. Also, I mean it, you ARE going to fuck me. But first, people always say I have a big mouth. So... Ha, I bet you’re hoping they’re right.”

	/*Aaaannnnnnddddd a blowjob…*/

	/*You are feeling dirty, horny, and can no longer contain yourself. You need to be fucked. pleadingly you say*/

“I… I need you now… what? No, I don’t care who sees. If they really want to watch… fuck it, let them. Common let’s just do it. What, don’t you like me? See, I’ll just lean against the sink and you can just slide in. easy peasy”

	/*you can tell your pussy is convincing him and In a teasing way you say*/

“I’m at the perfect height, my dress is already up, the fuck are you waiting for. Damn it… you’re gay aren’t you. Well, I wouldn't normally say this but if you are gay you can put it in my butt so you feel more at home. What? No! Ha, of course I was joking. There is no way in hell that that monster is fitting in my butt, yet… I mean, I have mentioned that I'm a slut, right? so, if you play your cards right, we will see where this goes… But for now just get over here and FUCK me!”

	/*He is just staring and touching himself as you shake your ass back a forth to tease him into fucking you. A little frustrated
      that he is not jumping at the opportunity to fuck you*/

“Fine, I guess you like your girls a little dumber. I’ll give THIS a try.”

	/*trying, and succeeding to be sexy as fuck you say*/

“Please, fuck me… I need you. Show these losers how a real man fucks a whore. Common, I’m here just for you. Stuff my pussy with that huge cock. Ram it in and make me scream. I’ll be a good girl and let you fuck me however you want. Please, please just fuck me. I’m too wet for you to leave me like this.”

	/* Well that worked.  He is fucking you now and it is big. Too big. You also can no longer keep up the dirty talk and are back to
       your old self*/

“Oh shit, Oh SHIT! Are you, are you all the way in yet? The fuck do you mean only halfway. Oh my god, Oh my god Oooohhhhh mmmmyyyyy ggoooodddd. Well, ah, I guess it’s finally settled, ah. My mouth is, ah, definitely bigger than my vagina. Oh lord, you HAVE to be all the way now, right? Just, just go SLOWER for a bit, ah. FUCK, it does feel good.”

“Ha, more dirty talk huh? Alright I can do that but you have to promise to pull my hair in exchange.”

	/*Going back to your sexy voice */

“Can you fuck me harder, daddy? Pull my hair and show these lesser men how to fuck a good slut. That’s right, daddy. This good little girl and her good tight pussy is yours to stretch.”

	/*Breaking character for a moment */

“Ooh someone likes the daddy talk. I could feel your cock pulse when I said it. Now pull harder on my hair. I mean it, Harder! Ah, that’s right”

	/*Back to sexy */

“Well, daddy do you like your little girl like this or do you want use me in a different position? Should I turn around for you?"

	/*Moans, sex noises, you are being slowly fucked*/

"I’m sorry, daddy. I’ll... I’ll stay where I am. Yes, daddy. You’ve stretched me enough. You can fuck me harder. Fuck your little whore harder. Ah, Oh fuck I am going to cum. Oh fuck, fuck! FUCK!”

	/*whimpering after you orgasm and in a little girly voice*/

“Please, daddy I’m so sore. Please it hurts now. Can you use my mouth to finish? I don’t think I can use my pussy anymore. See? I’ll be a good girl and let you fill my mouth. You don’t have to be as gentle with my mouth.”

	/*More blowjob audio. This time it’s much wetter, deeper and you are gagging.*/

“It’s ok, daddy. You can cum in my mouth. I’m a slutty girl, remember?

	/*more blowjob sounds. just as dirty*/

"See, daddy? I swallowed it all, am I a good girl? Please tell me I’m a good girl."

	/*short pause. then also is a cute voice*/

"Thank you, daddy”

	/*Like you have suddenly woken up and are back to your old self*/

“Oh shit, I cannot believe you came that much. On a side note, we should discuss your diet. I think a spoon full of fruit, and a little less protean shake, would help the medicine go down if you know what I mean. God DAMMIT, guys. Would you put your fucking phones away? Fucking dicks, filming us and shit. What a bunch of assholes. Now you and I, we are getting out of here. I don’t think I’ll be dancing after that, I’m not even sure I can walk after that. So, lets just go grab some drinks.”