Hotel Transylvania (2012)

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Peek-a-boo!

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I didn't mean to startle
you, my little baby.

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♪ Little vampire,
don't say a word

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♪ Papa's gonna bite
the head off a bird ♪

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I want to kiss your tush.

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I want to kiss your tush!

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Nice, but maybe a little
more square footage.

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I want a lot of monsters here.

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I'm gonna get you, little Mavis.

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I'm gonna get you!

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What out there?

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We never go out there.

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Ever.

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"And then the monsters ran away
and were forced into hiding."

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"But Harry the Human found them
and jumped out from under their bed."

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- I'm scared!
- "And burned their clothes

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"and bit their toes!"

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"And took their candy!"

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Don't take my candy.

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Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened.

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I promised your mommy
I would protect you forever.

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♪ My beautiful May-vay

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♪ Let me wipe all
your poop away

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♪ Those humans are nas-tay

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♪ So with Daddy you will stay

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♪ And if a human
tries to harm you

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♪ I'll simply say...

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♪ Because you're Daddy's girl

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♪ Daddy's girl

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♪ I'm your Vlad-y daddy... ♪

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Just bend the legs and push off.

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Trust me, mouse.

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I can fly! I can fly!

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Look at you!

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Faster, baby! Faster!

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You got it, my little voodoo doll!

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Excuse me, sir.

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What? What?

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I'm okay.

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It's ready.

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Looks good.

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Only monsters can get in?

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Absolutely.

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It's hidden real nicely.

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You got 400 acres
of haunted forest in front of you.

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You got the Land of the Undead
on the perimeters.

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Any humans daring to even look over there
will run away real quick.

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But, of course, be smart.

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No bonfires, no firework shows.

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Yeah, yeah, no, no. No
fire, I get it, I get it.

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It's time, my darling Martha.

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The place we always talked about for Mavis.

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No one will ever harm her here.

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Yeah, it's a mess back there.

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Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!

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Human-free since 1898.

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Your safest destination.

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Take an itinerary.

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I have personally designed
a spectacular schedule of events,

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all leading to my daughter's
birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

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We always look forward
to coming every year, Count.

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We enjoy the safety so much.

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Of course. That's why we built it.

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Yes, good evening.

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Thank you, Marty.

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You look pale, as well.

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Sir, sir, sir!

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We have an urgent plumbing issue.

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Plumbing? On it.

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Mr. Ghouligan!

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There is a clogged toilet in room 348.

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It's okay.
We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.

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Hey, kids, reel it in.

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You're only supposed to make
Mom and Dad miserable.

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Now, now, is that any way to behave?

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This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

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Sorry, Uncle Drac.

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Drac! How are ya?

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Wayne, my old friend!

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Couldn't wait for this weekend.

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Always great to be out of
the shadows for a couple days.

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The family looks beautiful.

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Let me just clean up their filth.

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Housekeeping!

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Frankie, my boy! Look at you!

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Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo?

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It's not a money thing.

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I have a plane phobia, okay?

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I mean, at any moment,
those engines could catch...

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Fire! Yeah, yeah.

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"Fire bad."

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We know.

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Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!

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Does that look like Frankenstein's head?

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Hey, Drac, buddy, what's
going on with your cape there?

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What do you mean?

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Who pinched me?

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Guilty. You're irresistible.

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Yes, very amusing, Invisible Man.

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Hello. Great to "see" you.

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Never gets old.

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Missed me.

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Missed me, missed me, missed me.

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Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.

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Why am I holding bacon...

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No! Get 'em off!

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Here comes the party!

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Hello, Murray!

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Drac, what's up, buddy?

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The sand, Murray, the sand!

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Always with the sand.

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Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!

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I love this guy.

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He always bringing it full tilt.

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You're looking skinny, too.

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Now that you're just a head.

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Okay, you'll pay for that.

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So what's up, Drac?

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The hotel is looking off the hook.

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Hey, guys, watch this.

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By the way, you were right
about those directions.

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Oh, good, good.

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Yeah, I took the Tigris

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through the Nile, and there
was absolutely no traffic.

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You're kidding me.

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Right in my lobby?

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Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that.

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Housekeeping!

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I was not the cause of that.

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We're ready!

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If only Martha were here to see this.

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She's always here, Wanda.

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Okay, friends,

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I am so glad you are here to celebrate.

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Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,

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and another successful year
of refuge from them!

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These are recent human images

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our surveillance has uncovered.

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They are getting fatter
so as to overpower us.

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And they are wearing less clothing,

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allowing more movement to strangle us

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or cut open our heads
and put candy in them.

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But they will never

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find us here.

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Evil villain, you will never win!

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Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.

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Right now, I have to see my little girl.

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She's not so little anymore!

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Yes, she is!

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What's going on out there?

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Are we at the hotel?

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Frank, did you book us
for a tandem massage?

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Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?

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Did you do anything?

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You're welcome.

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What's going on?

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Dad, you said that

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when I turned 118,
I could go out into the world

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like every other adult that gets
to come and go from this hotel.

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"But, Mavey Wavey, it's not safe."

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Dad, 30 years ago, you promised.

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I remember, we were both eating mice,

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and you specifically said
that you gave me your word.

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Do not disturb.

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- Do not disturb.
- Do not disturb.

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Do not disturb.

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- Do not disturb.
- Do not disturb.

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- Do not disturb.
- Good morning, Your Eminence.

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Maid, clean up this room!

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It's you. Glad you could make it.

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- Is she up yet?
- She's up.

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She's ready to go. And by "go," I mean go.
As in, go check the world out.

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What you gonna do? What you gonna say?

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I got it covered. Please, relax.
Just do your job.

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Good morning, Mavey Wavey!

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Happy birthday, my little mouse!

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Thank you, Dad.

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I know it's my birthday.

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I have so much fun planned.

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But first, we go catch
some scorpions together,

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just the two of us, yes, dead-ums?

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Dad, please, let me speak.

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There's something we have to talk about.

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You want to go out into the world. You can.

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I knew you were gonna say that.

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But, Dad, you gave me your word,

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and you know that I know that
a Dracula's word is sacred.

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That our trust is the core of our...

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Wait, what?

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I said you can go.

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You're just playing with me.

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No, no, no, no.
You're old enough to drive a hearse now,

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you're old enough to
make your own choices.

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You can go.

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Holy rabies! Holy rabies!

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Stop.

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Wait a second, sweetfangs.

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Where are you going?

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Oh, well, I'm going to paradise,

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and this is just some stuff
that I thought I would need.

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- Paradise?
- Yeah, you know.

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It's that place out there
where you and Mom met.

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Auntie Wanda says you two

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were just like, Zing!

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I don't know from "Zing."

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Where did you find that card?

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In one of your drawers.

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Why won't you ever tell me
about how you met?

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It's actually Hawaii.

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What-what?

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Look, honey, I know you're excited,

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but everyone has gone to great lengths
to come see you on your birthday.

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I know. They always do.

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But aren't I getting a little old
for these parties?

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I love them,
but I really want to see new things.

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Maybe meet somebody my age.

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Come on. No, no, don't do that.

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Don't give me the pouty batface.

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Okay, there is a human village
just a little ways past the cemetery.

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You could go there and be back
in, like, 30 minutes or so.

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It should be plenty for your first time.

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Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but I guess

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it's still technically out there.

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Okay, okay, okay!

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Thanks for trusting me.

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Of course, my little one.

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I gave you my word.

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Hey, honey!

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- Look at this!
- Hey, guys.

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You excited about tomorrow?

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Not as excited as I am right now.

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You're not gonna believe this,
but Dad is letting me

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go out on my own to see a human village!

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- What?
- No!

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Excuse me. Drac!

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Have you lost it?

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Letting your own daughter out there

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with those horrible humans
you always tell us about?

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That's why you built this place.

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They hate us. They're vicious.

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And they're very loud!

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Auntie Eunice, maybe they've changed.

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I'm just gonna fly down
the street and see how it goes.

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Okay, honey, be safe.

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Bring warm clothes and a sword.

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And look out for pitchforks.

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Don't you let anyone
scoop your brains out, either.

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Maybe stay in the shadows.

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It's more fun to just
observe from under a house.

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Guys, guys. She can handle it.

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She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake.

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But seriously, watch out for fire.

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Fire bad.

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Bye, everyone.

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Drac, I can't believe how calm
you are about her leaving.

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I'm proud of you.

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Drac? Drac?

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Where did Drac go?

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This is awesome!

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There's the cemetery, just like Dad said.

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Hello?

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Anybody out there?

264
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- Vampire.
- Bite toes!

265
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,618
Hi, humans.

266
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:59,207
Everything okay?
My name is Mavis Dracula, and I...

267
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,542
Vampire.

268
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,336
- Burn clothes.
- Burn my clothes?

269
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,546
- Really?
- Vampire!

270
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,008
- We take your candy.
- Candy!

271
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,636
I'm friendly. I really am.

272
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,554
- Calm down, now.
- Candy.

273
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,890
I just wanted to say hi.

274
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,317
Please. I've never hurt anyone.

275
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,371
I'm homeschooled.

276
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,456
Is that garlic?

277
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:52,803
Holy rabies, you're on fire.

278
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,763
Can I do anything? Can I help you?

279
00:16:56,140 --> 00:17:00,352
Dad was right.

280
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,112
It worked.

281
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:14,324
Now my baby will be safe forever.

282
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,995
All right, everybody, get back to work now.

283
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,545
Hey. You don't need a mannequin.

284
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,463
Leave the mannequin here. Come on.

285
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,278
Where you been?

286
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,196
Why you sneaking around?

287
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,449
Quiet.

288
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:59,286
Sweetheart, have you returned so soon?

289
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,620
Come in, Dad.

290
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,622
How'd it go? How was the big world?

291
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:04,332
How was it out there?

292
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,667
It was okay, Dad.

293
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,335
What? What's the matter?

294
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,171
Dad, you were right.

295
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,714
Humans are awful.

296
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,591
They were everything you said.

297
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,843
- They wanted to bite my toes.
- Your toes?

298
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,970
And they had garlic on bread.

299
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,014
What? Look at me.

300
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,476
I'm getting goose bumps, I'm so scared.

301
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,688
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

302
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,316
I hate that you had to see that.

303
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,902
I'm so sorry I doubted you.

304
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,281
I'll never leave here again.

305
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,659
Okay. Okay.

306
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:44,414
Look, Daddy's going to make you
the bestest birthday ever.

307
00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:45,832
Look what I brought you.

308
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,751
Your wormcakes.

309
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:50,962
Don't be sad anymore.

310
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:55,550
Remember, this is the year
we open Mommy's present for you.

311
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,219
What did she get me?

312
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,470
We'll see.

313
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,724
She said never to open until you're 118.

314
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,684
We've waited this long.

315
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,061
You eat your wormcakes.

316
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,189
You come down
whenever you're ready, honey.

317
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,444
What did you do?

318
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:15,612
What I had to.

319
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,490
She'll thank me one day.

320
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:22,077
Yeah, that's what the guy
who shrunk my head said.

321
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,591
Yes, what do you want, a cookie?

322
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,843
You did all right, man.

323
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,177
Move on already.

324
00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,184
Yeah.

325
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,689
Vampire! Vampire!

326
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:52,107
A human.

327
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,112
Who are you?
And how did you find this place?

328
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,572
I'm Jonathan.

329
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,656
And I was just mountain
climbing with some dudes...

330
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,244
and heard this story
about a spooky forest.

331
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:10,125
And who's not going to go
into a spooky forest, right?

332
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:15,380
So, then I see
these goofy-looking dudes on fire.

333
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,928
And I just kind of followed them
to this, like, amazing castle.

334
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,307
But, of course, be smart.

335
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,393
No bonfires, no firework shows.

336
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,104
- How many of you are there?
- Just me.

337
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,480
I like to hit it alone.

338
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,649
You meet so many awesome people
in the youth hostels.

339
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,612
Hey, speaking of awesome,
that cape thing is killing it.

340
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,447
Is there, like, a costume party here?

341
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:41,656
What have I done?

342
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,408
This is all my fault.

343
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,327
You have to leave.

344
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,454
- Oh, no.
- Excuse me.

345
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,165
One of your piranhas in
the lake is very rude.

346
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,791
He ate my sister-in-law.

347
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,293
Be right with you.

348
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:57,005
Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room
with a view of the pool.

349
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,965
The room's fine. We want to book a massage.

350
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,216
- Yes, Swedish.
- Shiatsu.

351
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,635
- Aromatherapy.
- Lower back.

352
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:02,844
- Do you have hot-stone?
- We want a massage.

353
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,596
- I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg.
- I hope so.

354
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,014
- I doubt it.
- See that you do.

355
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,933
- That's Ms. Hydraberg.
- Thanks.

356
00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,851
- Yes, nice to see you.
- Dude, seriously, what's up?

357
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,603
It's kind of funky to breathe under here.

358
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,314
Drac. Hey, Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?

359
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,691
Hey. Where'd you go?

360
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,280
This room's kind of small for a big castle.

361
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:25,241
No bed, but check out these
awesome dustpans they give you.

362
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,743
Quiet, you fool.

363
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,995
What weapons are you keeping
in this container?

364
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,413
Your pitchforks?

365
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,917
I can't breathe.

366
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,502
It's killing me.

367
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:38,129
Yeah, definitely due for a fluff and fold.

368
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,464
What is this?

369
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,799
A torture device?

370
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,550
A secret mind controller?

371
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,469
You won't read my thoughts.

372
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,762
I won't let you.

373
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,430
Dude, it's just music.

374
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:48,807
Here, try it.

375
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,562
It's taking my soul!

376
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,900
What? It's a good jam. Don't be a grandpa.

377
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,485
You need to go.

378
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:05,448
No human has ever entered this castle.
And if someone should see you,

379
00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:11,496
the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary,
no one would ever come again.

380
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,540
Yeah, go for it.

381
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,583
"Ever come again!"

382
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:18,962
I love your Dracula voice.
It's so over the top.

383
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:23,758
And Mavis, if she saw you,
she would know that I lied. No!

384
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,719
Who's Mavis? Is this her room?

385
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:26,886
I'm good with a roommate.

386
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,055
I had six brothers growing up,
so I could totally share.

387
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,265
I can't kill him.

388
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,517
It would set monsters back
hundreds of years.

389
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,269
One time, in Hamburg,
I roomed with this dude

390
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,854
who I caught stealing my shampoo.

391
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:39,190
I said, "Whoa, man," and he threw
a flower pot at me, but he was cool.

392
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,650
What are you babbling about?

393
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,235
What?

394
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,029
Check out these awesome costumes.

395
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,780
Costumes.

396
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,576
What's this? Sorry, man.
I just can't be without my backpack.

397
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,162
- You know, everything I own's in there.
- It'll be right here.

398
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,831
Okay, I just... I love my backpack.

399
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,416
Hey, what are you doing?

400
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,501
What are you...
What are you doing to my hair?

401
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:01,046
Stop. Oh, wait, that tickles.

402
00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:03,339
Come on, man.

403
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,012
Check it out. I'm a Franken-homie.

404
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,889
- Yes, hello.
- Look at me!

405
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,976
This is totally normal, not a problem here.
This is just a monster with me.

406
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,686
Man, everybody stepped it up tonight.

407
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,523
Wait, why are we going to the front door?
Are we leaving?

408
00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,692
Bonjour, Dracula!

409
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:24,527
Hey, Sniffy. What's going on?

410
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,446
Not right now, Quasimodo.

411
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:30,825
What?

412
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,202
No. Don't be absurd.

413
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,080
It's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.

414
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,207
How ridiculous. It's me.

415
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,338
- The devilled lizard fingers.
- Devilled lizard fingers?

416
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,131
I asked for spleens-in-blankets.

417
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,258
You ugly fool! I told you, he doesn't like

418
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,863
- the lizard fingers!
- But you said...

419
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,223
Check that costume out.

420
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:57,644
How are you pulling this off?

421
00:23:57,728 --> 00:23:59,229
I mean, it looks so real.

422
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:01,564
Like, I could just put
my hand right through...

423
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:04,682
What do you think you're doing?

424
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,779
She's real. You're real!

425
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:11,699
Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating.
Keep your hands out of my wife!

426
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,163
Oh, no.

427
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,537
Honey, I just didn't know where you were.

428
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,622
We thought you were still out.

429
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,292
Oh, no.
I don't know why I ever wanted to leave.

430
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:04,294
The humans are so boring.

431
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,559
Mavis, honey, are you all right?

432
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:22,729
Yeah, I think so. That was weird.

433
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,731
My head hurts.

434
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,733
- Who is that?
- Who is what?

435
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:28,401
Oh, that.

436
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,403
That is nobody.

437
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,280
- Seriously, Dad?
- "Dad"?

438
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:36,159
Yeah, I know, Dracula's daughter.
Everyone freaks out at first.

439
00:25:36,243 --> 00:25:37,410
Dracula?

440
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:38,578
Okay, we got to go.

441
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,250
Please don't kill me. I'm so young.

442
00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,669
I have so many places I want to see.

443
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:49,005
I've got tickets to six
Dave Matthews Band concerts.

444
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,965
I'm getting out of here.

445
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,637
Shut up already.

446
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:58,264
It's impossible for me
to think with all your noise.

447
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,558
Sorry, Glen. Go back to sleep.

448
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:06,773
- Wait. Aren't you going to suck my blood?
- Classic human paranoia.

449
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:10,818
Human blood is so fatty,
and you never know where it's been.

450
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,655
So, Dracula doesn't drink blood?

451
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:16,157
No, I use a blood substitute.

452
00:26:16,242 --> 00:26:20,536
Either Near Blood or Blood Beaters.
You can't tell the difference.

453
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,456
So, you're, like, the real Count Dracula.

454
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:26,292
"Like, “I'm Dracula."

455
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:30,004
I've never said that in my life.

456
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,798
I don't know where that comes from.

457
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:35,301
Can I just ask, what exactly is this place?

458
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,804
What is this place?

459
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:45,728
It's a place I built
for all those monsters out there,

460
00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:51,150
lurking in the shadows,
hiding from the persecution of humankind.

461
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:55,697
A place for them and their families
to come to and be themselves.

462
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:59,200
A place void of torches,
pitchforks, angry mobs.

463
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,537
A place of peace, relaxation

464
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,789
and tranquility.

465
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,041
Cool. So, it's like a hotel for monsters?

466
00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,005
Yes, exactly. "A hotel for monsters."
Way to sum it up.

467
00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:16,509
Okay, hop on my back. We're leaving.

468
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:18,219
Oh, man, you're a bat now.

469
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:20,179
I always wanted to fly. What's it like?

470
00:27:20,764 --> 00:27:23,391
This is insane. Wait. Wait, I want to stay.

471
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,019
Can Frankenstein sign my costume?
Can I meet the Invisible Man?

472
00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,563
Hey, if I stuck my hand
in the Invisible Man's mouth,

473
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:30,231
- would it disappear?
- Hi.

474
00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:34,193
Mavey! What are you doing,
my sweet little blood orange?

475
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,321
Our friend was just leaving.

476
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,406
Yeah, he was flying me out the window.

477
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,034
This guy, he's so funny.

478
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,619
Look, you have something on your face.

479
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:47,457
Play along if you ever want
to see your precious backpack.

480
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:54,088
So, wait, you didn't have
any clothes on when you were a bat?

481
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,465
Or were they bat-sized?

482
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,551
Who exactly is that?

483
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,011
Honeybat.

484
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,305
You see, it's your birthday.

485
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:07,185
And you know I want you to have the
bestest, specialest party of your life.

486
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:10,563
So, well, I needed some help.

487
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:11,856
You needed help?

488
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,360
Well, look, I am very good,
but I thought it would be

489
00:28:15,444 --> 00:28:20,823
even more bestest, specialest if someone
closer to your age helped plan the party.

490
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:22,158
- You're my age?
- Sure.

491
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,868
Well, how old are you?

492
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,036
118.

493
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,913
One hundred and...

494
00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,791
Yeah, I'm 121.

495
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,667
Really?

496
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:35,505
You see? Everything is very, very normal.

497
00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:38,341
I'm throwing a party, and he's helping.

498
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,635
- Sir, there's an emergency.
- Not now.

499
00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:44,389
Can't you see we're in the middle
of something very normal here?

500
00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:46,015
Wait, what's going on here?

501
00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:50,353
There's an emergency in your precious
hotel, and you're not running to fix it?

502
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:52,021
Why? Is it because of him?

503
00:28:52,106 --> 00:28:53,940
Look at my face.

504
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,944
No, precious bones, it's
not because of him.

505
00:28:58,028 --> 00:29:00,863
Good. Then go check on the emergency,
and I'll keep him company.

506
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:03,866
- No! Anything but that!
- What?

507
00:29:03,951 --> 00:29:06,661
I mean, because he needs time to plan.

508
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,622
And if you're keeping him company,
then he's not planning.

509
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,499
He is company-keeping,

510
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,960
and then the plan, it's...
It doesn't get planned.

511
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,379
- Good one.
- Shut up!

512
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:20,550
Okay. So, maybe if you're not
planning later, we can hang out.

513
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:23,177
- Sounds good.
- Yes. You hear that?

514
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,846
It sounds good.

515
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:29,016
So you will hang out.
See you later, my honey. Lovely.

516
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:31,602
Okay, you're not hanging out.

517
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,604
Because you are leaving.

518
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,731
But the opposite, you said.

519
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,945
But, sir, the emergency.

520
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:42,530
Follow me.

521
00:29:47,369 --> 00:29:49,328
Boy, that kid smelled.

522
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,876
Where are we going?

523
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,335
Just getting rid of you

524
00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:59,130
through a secret tunnel
so she does not see us.

525
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,549
So, can I ask you a question?

526
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,759
Is that real, about the garlic thing?

527
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:06,888
Yes, I cannot have it. My throat swells.

528
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:08,806
Wooden stake to the heart?

529
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:10,558
Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill?

530
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,111
Here we go.

531
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,742
I'm sorry. I'm a little lost.

532
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,328
Yes, I know it's your honeymoon.
I apologize.

533
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:33,289
Go back to doing what you were doing.

534
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,212
I'm not down here much.

535
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:42,882
It's meant to be
an exit if humans ever invade.

536
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,761
So, I'm, like, the first human here?
That's really cool.

537
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,263
Oh, boy.

538
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,349
I think this is it.

539
00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,062
- What's happening?
- I'm terribly sorry.

540
00:30:56,146 --> 00:30:58,523
- My mistake.
- What is wrong with you people?

541
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,486
Oh, man. This place is amazing.

542
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,947
Okay, I could really use
some silence right now.

543
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,081
All right, third time's a...

544
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,422
Drac.

545
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,299
Yes, Frankie?

546
00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,676
Hey, buddy, what you been doing?

547
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,969
Don't move.

548
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:29,804
Never mind that. What you been doing?

549
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,807
We wanted to practice our
big number for Mavis's party,

550
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,976
and then these losers
wouldn't get off the bandstand.

551
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:36,727
Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart,

552
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:38,396
Bach and Beethoven this instant.

553
00:31:42,609 --> 00:31:45,945
Did you get to rehearse
at all, Zombie Beethoven?

554
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:51,576
Listen, Drac, we wanted to
play something, like old times.

555
00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,078
We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.

556
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:58,457
Come on, fellas. You know that
I haven't sung in public since Martha.

557
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,793
Yeah, but we just thought
how much, you know, Mavis would love it.

558
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:01,961
I said no!

559
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:03,170
Don't ask me again!

560
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,799
Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies.
Let's all make up.

561
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,427
- He really scared you.
- I wasn't scared.

562
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,470
I was being polite, okay?

563
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,682
Hey. What are you doing here?
I thought you were planning.

564
00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,184
I never caught your name.

565
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,352
My name's Mavis.

566
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,105
Mavis? That's a pretty neat name.

567
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,815
Yeah, my mom picked it.

568
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,110
So, are you going to tell me your name?

569
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:30,197
Me? My name? Good question.

570
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,199
Well, obviously, I'm Frankenstein.

571
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,075
No, you're not.
Frankenstein is my uncle over there.

572
00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:37,038
The gentleman hugging Zombie Mozart.

573
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,583
Right. Of course, he's your uncle.

574
00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:43,794
Well, see, I'm not "the" Frankenstein.

575
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:47,506
I'm his cousin, Johnnystein.

576
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:49,884
- Johnnystein?
- Hey, Mavis.

577
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,348
Who is that?

578
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:56,872
Are these monsters going to kill me?

579
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,018
Not as long as they think you're a monster.

580
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,519
That's kind of racist.

581
00:33:00,604 --> 00:33:02,063
We'll talk later.

582
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:08,069
- Is he making fun of me?
- No, no.

583
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:10,279
Of course he's not, because he's...

584
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,156
He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

585
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,741
Yes, yes, yes.

586
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,201
I don't have no cousin.

587
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:18,287
No, no, you do. He's your sixth
cousin, three times removed.

588
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,414
On your right arm's side.

589
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,666
You have a cousin?

590
00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,042
Frank, if your arm could talk,

591
00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:26,170
he would tell you that the original owner
of your arm had a brother.

592
00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:27,546
Who married a woman.

593
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,715
- Who was...
- For strangling a pig.

594
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,259
I have pig-strangling blood in my arm?

595
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:33,427
That's kind of cool.

596
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,429
Well, cuz, great to meet you.

597
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,100
So, what brings you here, Johnny?

598
00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:40,559
- What was that?
- Oh, sorry.

599
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,728
I should really clear my
throat before I speak.

600
00:33:42,813 --> 00:33:44,605
Anyway, what brings you here?

601
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,441
Party planner.

602
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:52,780
Yes, I have recruited Mr. Stein here
to help me with Mavis's birthday party.

603
00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,950
Wait a minute, you asked
someone to help you?

604
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,243
Captain Control Freak?

605
00:33:57,327 --> 00:34:02,540
It's Count... And yes, I thought having
a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

606
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,960
Yeah, he totally needed
a fresher perspective.

607
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,671
Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here

608
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:11,465
was planning to have these
powdered lame-os play at the party.

609
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,220
So, anyways, we thought
we could liven things up a bit.

610
00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:19,473
You all play?
Let's check you guys out!

611
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:25,521
♪ Girl

612
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:29,400
♪ I can't believe it's
your big night

613
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:37,158
♪ Seems like only yesterday
you were eating mosquitoes

614
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:40,035
♪ But now you're eating
frogs and mice

615
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,665
♪ Scarfing them down
like Doritos

616
00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,125
♪ Tell me

617
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:49,754
♪ Where did the
time go, girl? ♪

618
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,464
Hold on, guys.

619
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:52,757
Stop.

620
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,467
That's cute, but kind of old school.

621
00:34:54,551 --> 00:34:56,385
Yes, thank you, Johnny.

622
00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:59,096
You got to totally tempo things up.

623
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,681
Here, let me show you.

624
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,684
Werewolf man, give me a jam!

625
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:04,810
Two, three, four!

626
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,062
♪ Vampire girl with
the fangy fangs

627
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,523
♪ Hair real cute
with the bangy bangs

628
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,942
♪ Little princess
gonna be a queen

629
00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,153
♪ Legal bat lady turning 118 ♪

630
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:19,116
- 118!
- Say 118!

631
00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:20,326
118!

632
00:35:20,410 --> 00:35:22,578
Yeah! Stage dive!

633
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:27,625
Awesome.

634
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,335
I am so blown away right now.

635
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:36,008
I think my cuz is gonna
make this the best party ever!

636
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,427
Yeah! Maybe he can find
a way to get me some chicks.

637
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,095
We should do a dance contest!

638
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:41,889
We're not doing any of that.

639
00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,891
We've got to stay on schedule, all right?

640
00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:45,559
All right, Dad, all right.

641
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:47,102
- Johnny, you're coming, too.
- I don't know.

642
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,189
- Is it cool with Dracula?
- Johnny, come with us.

643
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:57,071
N-27.

644
00:36:11,962 --> 00:36:15,756
G-61.

645
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,302
Bingo! Bingo!

646
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,470
How dare you.

647
00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:23,472
Do you know what doctor made me?

648
00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:24,807
I didn't do that.

649
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,352
Circles?

650
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,770
Fly?

651
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,315
- Hands?
- Film.

652
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:35,985
- Vomit.
- The Vomit?

653
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:38,946
- The Throw Up.
- No. That wasn't a clue.

654
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,913
Nothing?

655
00:36:47,998 --> 00:36:49,707
- Emptiness?
- Glasses?

656
00:36:49,791 --> 00:36:52,126
- Glasses?
- Glasses shaking?

657
00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:54,128
Glasses shaking sideways!

658
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:56,046
Through The Looking-Glass?

659
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:58,632
I stink at this.

660
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,748
I didn't do that.

661
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:35,085
And pull it back. And up. And push.

662
00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:37,546
And twist. And back.

663
00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:39,840
And up. And twist.

664
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,216
And push.

665
00:37:44,512 --> 00:37:46,555
No. Don't copy that.

666
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,600
And back. And up. And twist.

667
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:58,192
Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet
with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.

668
00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:00,194
And with egg whites.

669
00:38:01,571 --> 00:38:03,739
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

670
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,366
May I make you an omelet?

671
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:07,201
No, no, no, no. I'm not hungry.

672
00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:11,163
What? Esmeralda, you smell it again?

673
00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:12,957
- Human?
- I am hungry.

674
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:16,835
Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal?

675
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,380
Come on. No monster's been to the Taj.

676
00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,840
Man, I wish I could go there.

677
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,968
You know what? I'll take 50 omelets.

678
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,845
You heard the man! Make them!

679
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,474
How did you deal with the mobs?

680
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:32,810
Yeah, it does get pretty
crazy in the summer.

681
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,645
But, you know, you just got to roll.

682
00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:37,314
He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.

683
00:38:37,399 --> 00:38:38,482
Yes, yes, cool.

684
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:43,112
Look, love droppings, I brought you
a bagel with your favorite, scream cheese.

685
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,697
Holy rabies. Thanks, Dad.

686
00:38:44,781 --> 00:38:46,541
Johnny, try some scream cheese,
it's awesome.

687
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:47,950
Oh, cool.

688
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,870
But I'm scream cheese intolerant.
So, polite pass.

689
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,580
Yes, of course you are.

690
00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:57,042
Johnny, can we party-plan
talk for a minute?

691
00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,293
What are you doing?

692
00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:00,462
If they find out you are human,
they'll go bat poop!

693
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,715
Relax. No one suspects anything.

694
00:39:02,799 --> 00:39:05,480
The only thing that looks weird
is how much whispering you're doing.

695
00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,973
Just wrap it up. You will say you are
going in the pool and act excited.

696
00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,518
And then you will say you hurt your back
and you have to leave.

697
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:18,522
Here come good times!

698
00:39:19,607 --> 00:39:21,108
Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.

699
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,359
I'm on your back!

700
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,486
No, no. He said, "Oh, my back."

701
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:26,739
- Get on my back!
- Let's do it.

702
00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,034
Here we go. Chicken fight! Push them off!

703
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,411
Chicken fight!

704
00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:34,538
We got you, Johnny.

705
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:35,998
You're going down.

706
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:39,251
Oh, yeah, we'll see, "Mavey Wavey."

707
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,631
Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!

708
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,134
Everyone, stop the roughhousing!

709
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,893
Frank, if you hurt yourself...

710
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,478
I got it, honey.

711
00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:00,314
The Stein boys are bred
for this kind of thing.

712
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:01,815
Geronimo!

713
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,996
Kids, why'd you do that?

714
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:17,748
I was just in the pool.

715
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:18,916
The water's cold.

716
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,417
Don't judge me!

717
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:23,796
Johnny. Your makeup.

718
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,631
Your makeup!

719
00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:26,965
Climb out. Now.

720
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:29,760
Oh, man.

721
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,471
I guess the Count wanted to go for a swim.

722
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:47,361
Cannonball!

723
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,348
You messed up, baby.
You messed up big-time.

724
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,392
I told you to take it down.

725
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,352
You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.

726
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,603
Well, maybe you're just jealous

727
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,438
that people are finally having fun
at this place.

728
00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:26,108
Oh, that? That was not fun.

729
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:29,319
Everyone running, jumping,
swimming with no order.

730
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:30,821
That was the opposite of fun.

731
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,656
Do you even know what fun is?

732
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,116
I invented fun!

733
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,410
Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.

734
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,204
Look at me.

735
00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:43,792
You remember nothing of this encounter.

736
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:49,548
You have no memory of this place
or the monsters you met.

737
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,843
Now go and never return.

738
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,388
Wait, never return to the hotel?

739
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:58,682
What? You were supposed to forget
the hotel.

740
00:41:58,766 --> 00:42:00,976
I just used my powers to erase your memory.

741
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,644
I looked straight into your eyes.

742
00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,688
Maybe it's the contact lenses.

743
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:06,815
- The what?
- These little plasticky doodads

744
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,025
that help me see better.

745
00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,152
Here, let me just try
and get them out real quick.

746
00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:12,988
Oh, that is the most disgusting thing
I've ever seen!

747
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,991
- Almost got it.
- Stop doing that. Please stop doing that!

748
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:18,493
Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough!

749
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:23,624
Listen to me. You are never to return here.

750
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:27,586
You are to stay away and never
tell humans about this place.

751
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:32,216
Or I will track you down
and suck every ounce of blood

752
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:36,637
from your body until you look like
a deflated whoopee cushion!

753
00:42:39,057 --> 00:42:41,058
Be gone.

754
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,441
Can't believe I'm leaving, man.
That could have been so great!

755
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:52,486
Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood.

756
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,280
"I should have just said,
“I'm staying, old man!"

757
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:58,450
Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Right in the...

758
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,912
Oh, my God. Count Dracula. Please don't kill me.
I'm leaving, I'm leaving.

759
00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:09,211
- Follow me.
- No, no, Mavis, I can't. I have to leave.

760
00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:11,838
- You sure? It'll be fun.
- Okay.

761
00:43:22,684 --> 00:43:24,309
He's not gonna see me, is he?

762
00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:42,119
Would you
look at the view from up here?

763
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,788
- You could almost see Budapest.
- Who-da-pest?

764
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:46,790
Is that near Ha-wi-fi?

765
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,669
You mean Hawaii.
Yeah, that place is a knockout.

766
00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,754
I just went to a music festival there.

767
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,715
A human music festival?

768
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,466
I believe so.

769
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:59,636
So, did they all bite your toes
and shove garlic bread in your face?

770
00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:03,348
No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite
out of my energy bar than I expected,

771
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:04,891
but I blame that on the heat.

772
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,644
It's amazing. You've been everywhere.

773
00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:09,813
Well, you know, what's the alternative?

774
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:13,483
Just staying at home, never exploring,
never seeing what's out there?

775
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:18,572
I'm only gonna be 121 once, right?
Got to live it.

776
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,033
Yeah.

777
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:27,914
Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be...

778
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,416
I'm sorry.

779
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,543
Man, you've probably never
even seen a sunrise, have you?

780
00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,712
No, not really. Why?

781
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:35,213
Come on. I have an idea.

782
00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,426
Watch.

783
00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:10,415
Didn't I tell you guys we'd have fun in here?
Is this not the best?

784
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,380
Yeah, I'm working up a nice sweat.

785
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,632
When's that Johnny kid
gonna be done party planning?

786
00:45:18,758 --> 00:45:20,801
- He's a great hang.
- Yeah, he's an animal.

787
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:23,887
And it was so nice seeing Mavis
laughing and hitting it off with him.

788
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:26,556
Who's hitting what off? Please.

789
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:30,060
Mavis could never be
with someone of his kind.

790
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:33,480
I'm sorry? "His kind"?

791
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,899
You're saying our kind's
not good enough for you,

792
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,567
"Your Lordship"?

793
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:39,403
No, no, no! Frank, I didn't...

794
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:44,408
I meant that she wouldn't be into
someone with such red, curly hair.

795
00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,827
What's wrong with red, curly hair?

796
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:50,163
- Why are you getting upset?
- I have red curly hair!

797
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:51,998
Well, how was I supposed to know that?

798
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:10,767
This is the most incredible thing
I've ever seen.

799
00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:14,187
Johnny?

800
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:15,689
Look, settle down, fellas.

801
00:46:15,815 --> 00:46:18,692
This is all a moot point
because Johnny, he left.

802
00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:20,193
Wait a minute. He left?

803
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:23,613
Yes. He decided
he didn't like Mavis, or any of us.

804
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,868
Hi.

805
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,453
I guess Johnny had second thoughts.

806
00:46:40,173 --> 00:46:43,884
I can't believe you stuck around, man.
You don't get it.

807
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,136
Bad things are coming your way.

808
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,222
I got to get my thoughts together.

809
00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,724
Okay.

810
00:46:50,808 --> 00:46:52,225
You see these tables?

811
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:55,061
You can spend the entire day
pulling them out

812
00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:57,147
and placing them, party planner.

813
00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,232
Fantastic. I'm trapped here.

814
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:01,359
Now I know how your daughter feels.

815
00:47:09,911 --> 00:47:11,578
Enough! Enough! Stop!

816
00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,330
Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!

817
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:15,415
Timeout? I'm a grown man!

818
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:25,759
Okay. Table 57, please move to position 23.

819
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:32,182
- That is cool.
- Face the wall.

820
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:37,062
17 to 48. 16 to 47. 19 to 50.

821
00:47:39,065 --> 00:47:41,024
- Awesomeness.
- Just let me do my work.

822
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,776
29 to 35.

823
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,736
42 to 18. 10 to 44.

824
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:46,947
17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23.

825
00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,448
39 to 24.

826
00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:49,950
36 up!

827
00:47:50,034 --> 00:47:51,535
29 to 35.

828
00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:01,920
31 to 19.

829
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:10,053
24 up!

830
00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:12,806
Seven to 25. 14 to 30.

831
00:48:20,481 --> 00:48:24,234
- Where'd you go, grandpa?
- Don't freak out, gravity face.

832
00:48:24,777 --> 00:48:26,486
Eat my dust, gray fangs!

833
00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:28,697
56 and 43, to my side.

834
00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,961
Prepare to cry, Billy Backpack.

835
00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:50,176
- That's how we do it! Half-pipe, baby!
- Whatever.

836
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:54,431
Yes. Keep smelling.

837
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:59,311
You catch the human,
and then I will make human potpie!

838
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:05,900
27, 45, 65, 76, 48, block his path.

839
00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:07,444
Block his path!

840
00:49:16,746 --> 00:49:18,705
Come on now, dude man!

841
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,373
Nice!

842
00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,382
I got you, buddy.

843
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,511
Do not disturb!

844
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,929
People trying to sleep here!

845
00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,361
Did you see that?

846
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,988
Who is that guy, Sir Breaks-a-lot?

847
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:58,411
Oh, boy, I have to say, that was fun. Okay?

848
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:02,832
The fun you were talking about earlier?
Nailed it!

849
00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:05,335
Johnny?

850
00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:09,631
Quasimodo!

851
00:50:17,598 --> 00:50:22,894
Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out.
It could kill you, my honeyguts.

852
00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:25,188
I couldn't sleep.
Do you know where Johnny went?

853
00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:26,690
I don't know. He...

854
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,900
Why do you want to know?

855
00:50:28,984 --> 00:50:30,944
- Do you like him?
- What?

856
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:34,239
No. Come on, Dad.
He's so weird and awkward.

857
00:50:34,323 --> 00:50:37,575
It's like, are you an idiot
or do you know you're adorable?

858
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,663
Hold that.

859
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:44,499
- Do you have a location on Quasimodo?
- Yes, sir.

860
00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:46,209
They're heading through the lobby,
towards the kitchen.

861
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:47,627
I need them stopped immediately.

862
00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:49,379
- Is that clear?
- Yes, quite.

863
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:50,964
We are on it.

864
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:58,722
Missed!

865
00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:04,477
What is the meaning of this? Let me pass!

866
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,021
Quasimodo Wilson, you are coming with us.

867
00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:11,151
Why did that hurt me?

868
00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:18,032
Look, honey,
there's no falling in love at your age.

869
00:51:18,159 --> 00:51:20,744
Mom was my age.
Eunice says Mom kissed you first

870
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,829
'cause you were too scared
to make the first move.

871
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,414
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

872
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:26,708
Forget about me and Mom and kissing.

873
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:29,544
Dad, at some point, I'm
going to get married.

874
00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:32,130
- I can't be here forever.
- What? Why not?

875
00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:35,216
You're barely out of your training fangs.

876
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,335
Quasi wins again!

877
00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:14,088
When you bump with the hump,
you land on your rump!

878
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:23,181
But why all the sudden interest?

879
00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:26,017
Every time we used to talk
about love, it was always,

880
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:27,936
"Dad, that's gross,"

881
00:52:28,062 --> 00:52:30,772
and "Dad, I don't want to know about that."

882
00:52:30,898 --> 00:52:32,148
I don't know.

883
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,943
- Sir, he made it into the kitchen.
- He what?

884
00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,402
What do I pay you for?

885
00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:38,571
I'm sorry, honey. I have to go.

886
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:41,908
He doesn't pay me.

887
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:47,413
Before you kill me,

888
00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:50,124
can I please talk to my backpack
one more time?

889
00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:52,502
I don't want to leave anything unresolved.

890
00:52:52,586 --> 00:52:54,796
Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

891
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,297
Shut your hump hole.

892
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:57,799
Now you are helping him?

893
00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:59,926
What is it with you and this human?

894
00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,303
He is not human. He's a Stein!

895
00:53:02,388 --> 00:53:04,597
That's right, little man, I'm a Stein!

896
00:53:04,682 --> 00:53:08,601
If he is a monster, let
him scare Esmeralda!

897
00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:10,228
The mouse?

898
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:12,355
Without a doubt.

899
00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,649
Okay. Here we go.

900
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:28,913
A human! A human!

901
00:53:28,998 --> 00:53:33,668
Monsieur Dracula
has brought a human into the...

902
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:40,008
Esmeralda, help me.

903
00:53:52,271 --> 00:53:56,566
Hey, thanks for saving me back there.
That guy's crazy! Trying to eat me.

904
00:53:56,650 --> 00:54:00,612
That's only happened to me one other time.
This weird dude at a Slipknot concert.

905
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:03,239
There's something I need to show you.

906
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,836
Hey, are we at a funeral right now?

907
00:54:17,129 --> 00:54:19,672
Oh, wait, no, it's your bed.

908
00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,176
So creepy and cool.

909
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,219
I know her!

910
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:29,474
I've seen that picture at the ruins of Lubov.
That's my favorite castle.

911
00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:32,644
- There's a whole legend around that lady.
- A legend?

912
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,730
The Lady Lubov.

913
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:38,483
The story is that a lonely count

914
00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:41,653
met her by chance,
and they say that no two souls

915
00:54:41,737 --> 00:54:43,821
were ever more meant for each other.

916
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:47,742
Eventually, they settled down
at Castle Lubov and had a child.

917
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:51,454
But then, a horrible tragedy happened.

918
00:54:51,538 --> 00:54:56,084
A fire started mysteriously one night,
and it killed both of them.

919
00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:03,424
When I was at the castle,
I could still feel their powerful love.

920
00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:08,054
They say it's as if a soul is still trapped
in the ruins themselves.

921
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:11,516
The legend is wrong.

922
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:17,063
It was only the wife that died.

923
00:55:25,781 --> 00:55:29,409
And it was no mystery who killed her.

924
00:55:30,619 --> 00:55:33,204
She was killed by your kind!

925
00:55:34,248 --> 00:55:36,207
Vampire!

926
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:39,711
- Honey?
- Go hide. I'll take care of this.

927
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,631
Vampire!

928
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,928
Martha!

929
00:55:50,472 --> 00:55:53,474
They are the real monsters.

930
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:07,196
I built this place for my love,
to protect her child.

931
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:11,200
As a father, you do everything
to keep your family safe,

932
00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:15,038
even if you have to break their trust.

933
00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:19,751
But now, Mavis has feelings for you.

934
00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:20,918
What?

935
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:23,046
I just...

936
00:56:25,215 --> 00:56:27,258
- Awesome.
- It's all right.

937
00:56:27,342 --> 00:56:29,093
You are a good one.

938
00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:31,846
If the world was different,
maybe it would be possible.

939
00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,265
Drac, this is the 21 st century.

940
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:36,392
People aren't the same
as they were back then.

941
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,937
Can you tell me for certain
that if we came out in the open,

942
00:56:40,022 --> 00:56:41,439
everyone would accept us?

943
00:56:41,523 --> 00:56:42,648
Everyone?

944
00:56:46,153 --> 00:56:48,237
No. You're right.

945
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,907
I'll go for good this time.

946
00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,284
You can just say I had some emergency,

947
00:56:53,368 --> 00:56:55,953
or the gremlin lady ate me or something.

948
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:57,497
No, no, no, no, no.

949
00:56:57,581 --> 00:57:00,374
I don't want to ruin her birthday party.

950
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,503
You can sneak out after it's all done.

951
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,130
I'm sorry.

952
00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:09,550
The last thing I wanted was to hurt her.

953
00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:10,802
Or you.

954
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:15,765
You know,
you're not the smoothest Frankenstein,

955
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:18,351
but you'd make a great vampire.

956
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,519
For real?

957
00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:21,354
'Cause I think I kind of got
your hypno-eyes down.

958
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,065
Oh, boy, here we go. Let me see it.

959
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:27,527
Beware! For you are in my power.

960
00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:30,029
I command you to be the werewolf man!

961
00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,991
I have too many kids.

962
00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:38,329
Someone scratch me, I have fleas.

963
00:57:39,915 --> 00:57:41,499
'Cause he's a wolf, he'd get those.

964
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,126
Yeah, no, don't explain it.

965
00:57:43,210 --> 00:57:44,627
It's not funny when you do that.

966
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,817
I didn't order a wake-up call.

967
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:10,945
Count Dracula arranged
it for all the rooms.

968
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:14,240
Where's the snooze button?

969
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,534
There will be no snoozing.
The party's today.

970
00:58:37,556 --> 00:58:40,600
Yeah, perfecto.

971
00:58:55,157 --> 00:58:56,532
♪ Girl

972
00:58:56,617 --> 00:58:58,951
♪ I can't believe
it's your big night

973
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:03,748
♪ You ate your frogs,
now the party's so right

974
00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,126
♪ Where did the time go, girl?

975
00:59:11,340 --> 00:59:14,175
♪ And, girl, you used
to suck a binky

976
00:59:14,259 --> 00:59:16,552
♪ Look at you now

977
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:20,598
♪ You're sucking blood
right out of the cow ♪

978
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,602
You look beautiful.

979
00:59:24,686 --> 00:59:26,938
Thanks. Thanks for the party.

980
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,023
Yeah, you like my little touches?

981
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:53,589
It's amazing.

982
01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,183
- Terrific party.
- You really outdid yourself, Drac.

983
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:06,602
Got to be the best one
I've been to in 500 years.

984
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:18,906
Sorry, big man.

985
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:41,095
Mavis?

986
01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:43,055
I'm crazily scared right now.

987
01:00:43,140 --> 01:00:45,516
Maybe that's a good thing.

988
01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,990
How could you?
After I shared my pain with you?

989
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:02,742
- But, no...
- Dad, it was just a kiss.

990
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:04,410
No, you're not allowed to kiss.

991
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:07,913
Dad, I'm allowed to do things.
I'm not 83 anymore.

992
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:10,207
I'm allowed to like people,
or go see the world again.

993
01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:12,918
What? You saw it! You
said you didn't like it!

994
01:01:13,003 --> 01:01:14,883
Maybe I want to give
the village another chance.

995
01:01:14,921 --> 01:01:17,881
I just need to learn, you know,
just how to roll with it, like Johnny does.

996
01:01:18,008 --> 01:01:20,926
No, no, you can't go to the village again.

997
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,470
Maybe you can make them see
that we could be friends.

998
01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:24,055
No, that isn't possible.

999
01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,349
Well, you can't be sure.
It's all in how you present yourself.

1000
01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:28,309
- No, that won't make a difference!
- How do you know?

1001
01:01:28,393 --> 01:01:29,435
- Because it just won't!
- Why? Why won't it?

1002
01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:32,104
Because that village doesn't really exist!

1003
01:01:37,152 --> 01:01:39,904
What do you mean "doesn't exist"?

1004
01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:41,822
What did you do?

1005
01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,241
I did what I had to do.

1006
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:45,451
What was it?

1007
01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:49,163
What exactly did you have to do? Tell me!

1008
01:01:50,832 --> 01:01:56,295
I... I built the town.
The staff put it all together.

1009
01:01:56,380 --> 01:02:00,299
The zombies dressed up
as the townspeople.

1010
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,470
Please.

1011
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:07,807
If you really went out there
and something happened to you,

1012
01:02:07,891 --> 01:02:10,476
I just couldn't live with myself.

1013
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:14,730
But you can live with this? Lying to me?
Tricking me?

1014
01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:17,983
Keeping me here forever when
you knew my dream was to go.

1015
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:21,445
Liar! Liar!

1016
01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:23,489
Oil?

1017
01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:28,744
English, please.

1018
01:02:28,829 --> 01:02:30,871
Your voice is really annoying.

1019
01:02:30,956 --> 01:02:32,498
Wait, I speak frozen.

1020
01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:36,085
He says, "Dracula has brought
a human into the hotel."

1021
01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:39,380
- A human?
- Stay close, pookie!

1022
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,427
He says, "There is ze human."

1023
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:45,970
He has a French accent.

1024
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:54,270
Johnny's not a human.
He's my right arm's cousin.

1025
01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:56,313
- He's lying.
- Yeah.

1026
01:02:56,523 --> 01:02:57,773
And why is he picking his nose?

1027
01:02:59,484 --> 01:03:01,777
"He says, “It's a long story."

1028
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:04,280
Hey, wait, no! Get off me!

1029
01:03:07,659 --> 01:03:10,161
He says, "Behold ze human."

1030
01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,290
I don't believe it.

1031
01:03:20,714 --> 01:03:23,799
Is it true? Are you a human?

1032
01:03:24,468 --> 01:03:26,969
Yes.

1033
01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:29,430
I'm so sorry.

1034
01:03:31,141 --> 01:03:34,185
I don't care. I still want to be with you.

1035
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:48,324
Well, tough.
'Cause I don't want to be with you.

1036
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:51,911
Because you're a monster.
And I hate monsters.

1037
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,539
Goodbye.

1038
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,542
Please don't hurt me!

1039
01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:04,131
This is all your fault!

1040
01:04:06,051 --> 01:04:08,802
- We're getting out of here.
- I'm never coming back here.

1041
01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:12,723
- I thought I smelled a human.
- "Human-free"? What a rip.

1042
01:04:24,694 --> 01:04:27,196
Here he comes. Count Crock-ula.

1043
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:31,575
I'm just glad my eyes are stitched shut,
'cause I don't even want to...

1044
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,789
Mavis, honey, are you in there?

1045
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,585
Mavis? Mavis?

1046
01:04:42,420 --> 01:04:45,589
Mavis, where are you?

1047
01:04:45,674 --> 01:04:47,508
Mavis?

1048
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:10,155
Dad, can you do me a favor?

1049
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:13,450
Yes, yes, of course, darling. Anything.

1050
01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:15,244
Will you erase my mind?

1051
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:23,919
No, no, no, no. No, I won't do that.
There's too much I want you to remember.

1052
01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:27,631
You were right, Dad. The humans hate us.

1053
01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:31,635
Sweetheart, there are so many
eligible monsters out there.

1054
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,053
You're so young to...

1055
01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,640
What is it? What are you reading?

1056
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,442
"Two lonely bats crashed in the night."

1057
01:05:48,153 --> 01:05:52,573
"They felt a Zing. Love at first sight."

1058
01:05:53,033 --> 01:05:57,036
"They knew right then
they would be husband and wife."

1059
01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:02,291
"For a Zing only happens
once in your life."

1060
01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,002
"Your Zing will come, my love."

1061
01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:06,503
"Cherish it."

1062
01:06:06,588 --> 01:06:08,714
"Love, Mommy."

1063
01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:16,680
- I thought we Zinged, Dad.
- You and Johnny?

1064
01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:19,475
I guess it was only me.

1065
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:23,520
But you should be happy, Dad.
There's no reason for me to leave.

1066
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:28,150
I have no more dreams.
I'm just like you now.

1067
01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:57,596
Martha, what have I done?

1068
01:07:04,145 --> 01:07:05,785
- Where is my bill?
- Over here. I'm next.

1069
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:08,857
- I'm checking out.
- Take my key! Take my key!

1070
01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:11,318
What is this minibar charge?

1071
01:07:11,403 --> 01:07:13,529
Honey, the kids threw
the minibar out the window.

1072
01:07:13,613 --> 01:07:15,698
- And that's our fault?
- Well...

1073
01:07:15,824 --> 01:07:18,367
Excuse me! Pardon, yeah.

1074
01:07:18,451 --> 01:07:21,829
Excuse me, I got a couple
of people to express mail.

1075
01:07:23,415 --> 01:07:25,124
Friends, please, stop.

1076
01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,334
It's too late, rat-bat!

1077
01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:28,877
Please, I'm begging you.

1078
01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:31,714
I need you to help me find Johnny.

1079
01:07:31,798 --> 01:07:33,841
The human? He could've killed us!

1080
01:07:33,925 --> 01:07:35,718
He touched my guitar!

1081
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:39,972
He put his hand in my mouth
to see if it would disappear.

1082
01:07:40,223 --> 01:07:43,475
He let me eat his scooter!

1083
01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:47,271
I know I lied.

1084
01:07:47,355 --> 01:07:48,939
I was wrong.

1085
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:50,816
But you have to believe this:

1086
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:54,486
Johnny wasn't a bad guy.

1087
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:59,950
The truth is, I don't even know
if humans are bad anymore.

1088
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:06,331
Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.

1089
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:07,916
He's not talking to you.

1090
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:10,377
First you tell us humans are bad,
now they're good.

1091
01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:13,297
What else? Up is down, cold
is hot, gremlins don't smell.

1092
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:15,382
Hey!

1093
01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:21,013
I really liked Johnny, cousin or no.
He told fun stories.

1094
01:08:21,264 --> 01:08:23,307
I think they Zinged.

1095
01:08:23,391 --> 01:08:24,683
They Zinged?

1096
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:26,769
But I got in the way.

1097
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:30,481
You only Zing once in your life.

1098
01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:34,485
- Oy, now you're short-circuiting.
- I don't care!

1099
01:08:35,028 --> 01:08:37,279
Well, what are we doing? Let's get Johnny.
Come on!

1100
01:08:37,363 --> 01:08:39,573
- Yeah, let's do it!
- Come on!

1101
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,036
Yeah!

1102
01:08:45,079 --> 01:08:48,290
We should have
honeymooned at your parents!

1103
01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:01,804
Okay, okay, where am I going?

1104
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:04,973
The human world,
before Johnny's gone forever.

1105
01:09:05,058 --> 01:09:06,183
But what about the sun?

1106
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:10,270
I don't know. I'll just have to roll.

1107
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:12,231
He just rolls. Rollability.

1108
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,566
So we follow his boot-prints.

1109
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:17,069
When they run out,
that's where you come in, Wayne.

1110
01:09:17,153 --> 01:09:18,320
- Me?
- There!

1111
01:09:20,949 --> 01:09:24,409
Yes, I knew something would
fall out of that backpack.

1112
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:28,038
That stinks!

1113
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,373
Work your magic.

1114
01:09:29,457 --> 01:09:31,542
Wait, you want me to track the smell?

1115
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:33,961
No. My sniffing tracking
days are way behind me.

1116
01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:35,963
Do you know how many
diapers I've changed?

1117
01:09:36,047 --> 01:09:38,632
How many number twos
have destroyed this thing?

1118
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,259
But...

1119
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:55,858
Hey! Take it easy! Watch it!

1120
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,402
Sit.

1121
01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:01,530
Smell. I said smell.

1122
01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:06,618
Not me, the shirt! The shirt!

1123
01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:09,454
Do any of your kids still respect you?

1124
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:15,419
Give me a second. Yeah. Winnie!
Front and center!

1125
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,890
He got into a car. A '86 Fiat.

1126
01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:32,227
It needs a little transmission work,
but otherwise okay.

1127
01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:37,399
It drove through town to the airport.
Flight 497.

1128
01:10:37,483 --> 01:10:38,942
8:00 a.m. departure.

1129
01:10:39,027 --> 01:10:40,861
That's in 15 minutes.

1130
01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,571
Seat 23A.

1131
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,823
He ordered the vegetarian meal.

1132
01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,284
Okay, thank you, cutie.

1133
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,453
Now, all of you, go back to your mother!

1134
01:10:57,921 --> 01:10:59,046
Sheep!

1135
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,475
High five! Don't leave me hanging.

1136
01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,686
- Lots of sheep!
- I got this one.

1137
01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,905
What? Now there's no sheep in the road.
Let's go.

1138
01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:26,573
That was pretty sick, man.

1139
01:11:26,658 --> 01:11:29,034
You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.

1140
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,158
We don't have time for this.
Come on, let's move it!

1141
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,209
Look, a human.

1142
01:11:38,878 --> 01:11:43,632
Welcome to Transylvania!

1143
01:11:46,219 --> 01:11:48,762
That was trippy.

1144
01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:50,347
Monster Festival?

1145
01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,391
What's a Monster Festival?

1146
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,066
Did they know we were coming?

1147
01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,882
They like us?

1148
01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:27,467
Really?

1149
01:12:28,886 --> 01:12:31,430
Excuse me?
Do you know the best way to the airport?

1150
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:35,308
Yes, fellow Dracula. There's only one way.

1151
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:39,021
But it's all blocked.
We'll never make it in time.

1152
01:12:39,105 --> 01:12:41,857
You should have left an hour earlier.

1153
01:12:41,941 --> 01:12:44,609
I do not say "Bleh, bleh-bleh."

1154
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:48,071
All right, let's just
run through it on foot.

1155
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:56,121
Drac, this'll protect you.

1156
01:12:57,749 --> 01:13:00,459
Imagine if that guy knew
he was talking to the real Drac.

1157
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,294
He'd run for the hills!

1158
01:13:02,628 --> 01:13:04,588
Hold it, now. Hold it, now.

1159
01:13:04,672 --> 01:13:06,006
That sounds spot on.

1160
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:10,469
But the only way they'd know the real us
is if we show the real us.

1161
01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:11,762
This could work.

1162
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,556
You mean, like, scare them?
We haven't scared people in centuries.

1163
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,933
I don't even think I have it in me anymore.

1164
01:13:20,021 --> 01:13:21,605
I got nothing. I really got nothing.

1165
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,315
Let's just move this along.

1166
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,866
Fire! Fire!

1167
01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,326
Fire!

1168
01:13:47,799 --> 01:13:50,550
I'm trying to scare you!

1169
01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,385
The real Frankenstein!

1170
01:13:52,512 --> 01:13:54,471
We know! We love you!

1171
01:13:54,555 --> 01:13:56,014
Can you sign my torch?

1172
01:13:57,642 --> 01:14:03,605
Listen, before anything else,
down there's the real Dracula!

1173
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,190
Prove it.

1174
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:07,317
All right. Continue.

1175
01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:11,404
Drac's daughter's in love,
and he's got to get to the airport!

1176
01:14:11,531 --> 01:14:13,532
And he can't get through this crowd!

1177
01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:17,369
- Why doesn't he fly?
- The sun, you idiot. He's a vampire.

1178
01:14:17,787 --> 01:14:20,122
That's right. Thank you, Monster Nerd.

1179
01:14:20,206 --> 01:14:25,085
So, people, if you really are our friends,
clear a path for the man!

1180
01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:29,214
Okay. All Draculas, line up.

1181
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:37,222
Everyone else, lift the capes.
Protect our friend.

1182
01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,232
It's all for you, buddy.

1183
01:14:48,526 --> 01:14:50,152
Go ahead.

1184
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,486
- Good luck!
- Go get 'em!

1185
01:14:51,571 --> 01:14:52,654
Go, Drac, go!

1186
01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:54,573
- Go, Drac!
- Go, Drac!

1187
01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:55,269
Go, Drac!

1188
01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,126
Go get 'em!

1189
01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:09,337
Go, Drac, go!

1190
01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:12,799
We love you, Dracula!

1191
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:28,815
There's no choice.

1192
01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:10,815
Okay. Okay, I must do this.

1193
01:16:29,126 --> 01:16:32,545
Jonathan. Jonathan, can you hear me?

1194
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,799
Tell me, do you dream of being a vampire?

1195
01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,927
This is how we're represented.
Unbelievable.

1196
01:16:39,470 --> 01:16:41,179
Jonathan. Jonathan.

1197
01:16:41,806 --> 01:16:43,098
Can you hear me?

1198
01:16:43,182 --> 01:16:44,683
Bat!

1199
01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:47,602
Wait, it's talking. Dracula? Is that you?

1200
01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:50,397
Dracula.

1201
01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:53,024
I can't understand you.

1202
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:56,111
What? My hand's in a tan shoe?

1203
01:16:56,195 --> 01:17:00,282
What? Japan's eating lamb stew?

1204
01:17:00,366 --> 01:17:02,367
Hey, do you know you're smoking?

1205
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,625
Pardon me. Sorry, excuse me.

1206
01:17:10,710 --> 01:17:12,377
Excuse me.

1207
01:17:26,851 --> 01:17:29,227
- What the heck?
- How'd a bat get up this high?

1208
01:17:30,021 --> 01:17:34,190
Folks, I'm gonna turn on the seat belt sign.
Just a precaution while we...

1209
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:41,406
While we hear a special announcement
for my dear friend Jonathan.

1210
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:42,949
Dracula?

1211
01:17:43,034 --> 01:17:47,120
My dear boy, I have made
a terrible mistake.

1212
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:53,585
I was trying to keep my baby to myself,
because I knew I would always protect her.

1213
01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:59,257
But I realize now, children
need to discover things for themselves.

1214
01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:03,386
They'll stumble and fall, laugh and cry,

1215
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,347
but such is life.

1216
01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:08,808
The truth is, you and
Mavis are meant to be.

1217
01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,352
You Zinged.

1218
01:18:10,436 --> 01:18:13,355
If she must give her trust to someone else,

1219
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:16,524
I'm thankful that it is you, Jonathan.

1220
01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:20,945
I hope you can hear me and forgive me.

1221
01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:39,422
Okay, folks, we're going to make
a quick turnaround to refuel,

1222
01:18:39,507 --> 01:18:41,716
and then we'll be back on our way.

1223
01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:45,512
Quit your whining! I'm burning up out here!

1224
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:00,402
Dad?

1225
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:06,449
I'm fine. I'm just a little sunburned.

1226
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:10,078
Honey,

1227
01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:15,750
I always thought the worst thing ever
would be seeing you go.

1228
01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:19,337
But the worst is seeing you unhappy.

1229
01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:22,382
Mavey, I want you to live your life.

1230
01:19:24,677 --> 01:19:26,761
I don't know how I'm supposed to do that.

1231
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:31,724
You know, Mommy already
gave you her birthday present.

1232
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,810
Can I now give you mine?

1233
01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:37,689
What do I need this for?

1234
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,233
It comes with an accessory.

1235
01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:44,487
- You?
- You.

1236
01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:46,823
Why are you back?

1237
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,662
'Cause you're my Zing, Mavis.

1238
01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:54,747
I'm your Zing?

1239
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:57,709
But you told me you hate monsters.

1240
01:19:58,002 --> 01:20:00,670
Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna

1241
01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:03,047
suck all the blood out of my body
if I didn't say that.

1242
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:04,841
I wouldn't have...

1243
01:20:04,925 --> 01:20:06,801
No, he's right, I would have done that.

1244
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:09,929
- Dad.
- I was wrong, Devil-chops.

1245
01:20:13,559 --> 01:20:15,518
Do you really mean it, Dad?

1246
01:20:17,104 --> 01:20:19,355
Go make your own paradise.

1247
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:25,487
Can we try that kiss over again?

1248
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:28,198
I think we can.

1249
01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:35,872
Sorry. I just... I got to get used to that.

1250
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:38,583
Go. Do your thing.

1251
01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:50,512
Stop! Stop!

1252
01:20:56,143 --> 01:20:58,143
♪ I thought I found a love
but she was just a fling

1253
01:20:58,145 --> 01:20:59,896
♪ And then I met a girl
and felt a different thing

1254
01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:02,065
♪ It's like you're hit in the ring
Like you're pulled by a string

1255
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,816
♪ Can't breathe like you're
choking on a chicken wing

1256
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,944
♪ It was a thing called a Zing
and I wanted to sing

1257
01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,829
♪ And listen to ballads
of the man named Sting

1258
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,865
♪ Lady looks in your eyes
and it's suddenly spring

1259
01:21:09,907 --> 01:21:11,827
♪ Like when Nala looked
at Simba in The Lion King

1260
01:21:14,078 --> 01:21:17,664
♪ Zinging in the air
and I don't have a care

1261
01:21:17,748 --> 01:21:21,876
♪ I'm winging from the Zing
that we shared

1262
01:21:21,961 --> 01:21:24,128
♪ Zinging in the rain
Now I'm feeling no pain

1263
01:21:25,256 --> 01:21:29,008
♪ It's a real time
for celebrating

1264
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:31,261
♪ 'Cause you're my Zing

1265
01:21:32,346 --> 01:21:34,138
Drac, you ready to throw down?

1266
01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:37,392
No, no, I just came closer
to hear you better.

1267
01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:39,352
Come on, just give it a try.

1268
01:21:39,478 --> 01:21:41,437
All right, maybe just a little.

1269
01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:43,402
♪ So listen all you Zingers
from here to Beijing

1270
01:21:43,440 --> 01:21:45,233
♪ You better crash the box
spring Get ready to cling

1271
01:21:45,317 --> 01:21:47,193
♪ 'Cause if love was money
you'd be yelling cha-ching

1272
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:49,028
♪ Next to a Zing Cupid's
arrow's a little bee sting

1273
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:51,072
♪ It was a Zing and a zang
and a zingidy-dee

1274
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:52,907
♪ And there was only one lady
in the Zing for me

1275
01:21:52,992 --> 01:21:54,158
♪ 'Cause when you're dinged
by the Zing

1276
01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,952
♪ You better know one thing
The only bling you gonna sling

1277
01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,161
♪ Is a wedding ring

1278
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,209
♪ Zinging in the air

1279
01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:05,169
♪ Now I don't have a care

1280
01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:09,507
♪ I'm winging from the Zing
that we shared

1281
01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:13,052
Zinging in the rain
Now I'm feeling no pain.

1282
01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:16,931
♪ It's a real time
for celebrating

1283
01:22:17,016 --> 01:22:18,516
♪ 'Cause you're my Zing

1284
01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:20,162
♪ Feel the Zing, y'all
Ba-da-bing, y'all

1285
01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:22,103
♪ Gonna knock you
right out of that ring, y'all

1286
01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:24,022
♪ Better bring, y'all
Happening, y'all

1287
01:22:24,106 --> 01:22:26,024
♪ Pay attention
to the undead king, y'all ♪

1288
01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:47,920
♪ I'm a monster
I'm a m-monster

1289
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:50,006
Housekeeping!

1290
01:22:52,092 --> 01:22:55,303
♪ I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love

1291
01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:59,515
♪ And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does

1292
01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:03,603
♪ Don't have to tell me,
I already know

1293
01:23:03,896 --> 01:23:06,230
♪ They all want me

1294
01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:10,109
♪ Yo, I run this, I smash it

1295
01:23:10,194 --> 01:23:11,944
♪ Like my bass real hard,
boom-bastic

1296
01:23:12,029 --> 01:23:14,155
♪ Speed race, baby,
I'm a lot faster

1297
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:15,907
♪ Cause trouble, never
listen to my master

1298
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:17,950
♪ New Benz all black
from Malaysia

1299
01:23:18,035 --> 01:23:20,036
♪ Can't drive, but my mama
don't care, yup

1300
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:21,996
♪ To the top, I'm-a
take it to the ceiling

1301
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:24,040
♪ I'm on the moon
but I feel the sun beaming

1302
01:23:24,124 --> 01:23:27,919
♪ I'm so dope like ooh la la
So, so fly like a helicopter

1303
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,962
♪ Sup to the hood and
the homies on the block

1304
01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:32,090
♪ Doin' it big, yeah,
you know, what's up

1305
01:23:32,174 --> 01:23:34,133
♪ Some come and try
to say I'm a problem

1306
01:23:34,218 --> 01:23:35,885
♪ So crazy, gotta put
'em in an asylum

1307
01:23:35,969 --> 01:23:38,388
♪ Some come and try
to say I'm a problem

1308
01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:40,014
♪ Solve it

1309
01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:48,099
♪ I'm a monster,
I'm a m-monster

1310
01:23:55,989 --> 01:23:59,325
♪ I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love

1311
01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:03,621
♪ And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does

1312
01:24:03,997 --> 01:24:07,875
♪ Don't have to tell me,
I already know

1313
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:10,503
♪ They all want me

1314
01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:11,963
♪ Yo, yo, yo

1315
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,132
♪ I ran this, I rock this

1316
01:24:14,216 --> 01:24:16,134
♪ I can see the future,
no optics

1317
01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:18,344
♪ More androids, robotics

1318
01:24:18,429 --> 01:24:20,304
♪ Beam up hot chicks
like I'm Spock

1319
01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:24,100
♪ They be chillin' in my
cockpit My spaceship got exotic

1320
01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:26,227
♪ One be trippin',
come n' whip, hypnotic

1321
01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:28,062
♪ They be talking
'bout ooh la la

1322
01:24:28,147 --> 01:24:29,939
♪ Let's go far,
way past them stars

1323
01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,275
♪ We don't give a...
Let's go to Mars

1324
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,026
♪ Ay, I'm just trying
to get it poppin'

1325
01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:36,571
♪ I wanna be the first
dude to love a Martian

1326
01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:40,032
♪ She'll have a maid for
the swag that I'm droppin'

1327
01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,037
♪ I kill the game til it's
chillin' in the coffin

1328
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,537
♪ When I start,
there ain't no stoppin'

1329
01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:54,005
♪ Don't be actin' like
Like you didn't know

1330
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:58,009
♪ Like you didn't know
Like you didn't know

1331
01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,886
♪ Like you didn't know

1332
01:24:59,970 --> 01:25:03,431
♪ I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love

1333
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:07,643
♪ And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does

1334
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:11,856
♪ Don't have to tell me,
I already know

1335
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:14,692
♪ They all want me

1336
01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:27,538
♪ I'm one of a kind,
got everybody in love

1337
01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:31,501
♪ And I don't have to try,
I just do what I does

1338
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:35,838
♪ Don't have to tell me,
I already know

1339
01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:38,674
♪ They all want me

1340
01:25:40,260 --> 01:25:41,803
♪ I'm a monster, I'm a... ♪

1341
01:25:46,683 --> 01:25:48,684
I didn't do that.