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- >Be kidanon
- >Be doing kid stuff in your neighbors treehouse.
- >You and your friends recently founded the Cootie Containment Agency.
- >Our mission: To search and destroy all sources of cooties with extreme prejudice.
- >A couple weeks ago three girls moved into your neighborhood.
- >The girls in question are under suspicion of brainwashing teenagers with the cootie virus.
- >Two scouts have gone missing: presumed grounded or dead.
- >Commander Red has trusted in you to complete the case and has authorized use of force.
- >Cootie status: Suicidal
- >Super soaker in hand, you steel your nerves and accept your mission.
- >Under the cover of night, you sneak from yard to yard closer to their base of operations.
- >From the backyard fence you see the backdoor light on accompanied by shadowy figures roaming about in the windows.
- >You hop the fence.
- >Upon landing behind a tree, your backpack slips off as you search for your ammunition.
- >Eggs and water guns are the only defence against cooties.
- >Your objective is to egg their windows and doors to contain the infection.
- >As you open your moms carton of eggs, you hear a metallic clicking sound.
- >The back door opens and two girls step out.
- >They know.
- >You hold your breath while hidden in the shadows.
- >Adagios voice can be heard talking to what you believe is Aria.
- >Your heart is racing. What if you're discovered?
- >There's no telling what they'll do to you!
- >Clenching your Super Soaker for dear life, you take a peek.
- >They're smoking cigarettes!
- >This isn't good. Rule 6 states that all officers must eliminate cigarettes on sight.
- >You always hated that stupid rule! So many weeks of detention.
- >I can't chicken out now. I have to be strong. Dad shoots bad guys all the time.
- >Your lungs fill up with fresh air.
- "Just be brave Anon. You can do it."
- >You radio in to command about the offence.
- >Commander Red responds predictably: destroy tobacco.
- >With the solemn grace of a gladiator before battle, you clench your weapon and face them.
- "STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
- >Both you and Aria had no idea of their unexpected visitors presence.
- >Yet there he stood. No more than three feet tall, sporting a toy badge and a water gun of some sort.
- >If you were in a better mood you may have played along with him.
- >But after tonight all you want to do is be left in peace.
- >"What do YOU want?" Aria sneered before taking a puff.
- >The kids water gun was shaking. His face beet red.
- >"D-DROP THE CIGARETTE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!"
- >You could hear the fear in his voice.
- >Poor kids hands were trembling so bad you couldn't tell if his gun was trained on you or Aria.
- "Shouldn't you be in bed, little boy?"
- >Aria takes a step closer to him.
- >He takes two steps back.
- >"Yeah you don't want to be grounded do you?"
- >The boys back meets the tree.
- >He shoulders his little toy rifle, which helps tone down the trembling.
- >"D-dead or alive, y-your cig-garettes are coming with me!"
- >What is this kids problem?
- "Go home little boy before someone gets in trouble."
- >"I'm... not LITTLE!"
- >A wave of watery fury descends on you.
- >Before you could react, both of you are drenched from from your hair to your night gown.
- >You could only stare at the boy. All notions of mercy have been washed away with your smokes.
- "Oh hell no..."
- >You run to catch him but are met with a fac>Be kidanon
- >Be doing kid stuff in your neighbors treehouse.
- >You and your friends recently founded the Cootie Containment Agency.
- >Our mission: To search and destroy all sources of cooties with extreme prejudice.
- >A couple weeks ago three girls moved into your neighborhood.
- >The girls in question are under suspicion of brainwashing teenagers with the cootie virus.
- >Two scouts have gone missing: presumed grounded or dead.
- >Commander Red has trusted in you to complete the case and has authorized use of force.
- >Cootie status: Suicidal
- >Super soaker in hand, you steel your nerves and accept your mission.
- >Under the cover of night, you sneak from yard to yard closer to their base of operations.
- >From the backyard fence you see the backdoor light on accompanied by shadowy figures roaming about in the windows.
- >You hop the fence.
- >Upon landing behind a tree, your backpack slips off as you search for your ammunition.
- >Eggs and water guns are the only defence against cooties.
- >Your objective is to egg their windows and doors to contain the infection.
- >As you open your moms carton of eggs, you hear a metallic clicking sound.
- >The back door opens and two girls step out.
- >They know.
- >You hold your breath while hidden in the shadows.
- >Adagios voice can be heard talking to what you believe is Aria.
- >Your heart is racing. What if you're discovered?
- >There's no telling what they'll do to you!
- >Clenching your Super Soaker for dear life, you take a peek.
- >They're smoking cigarretes!
- >This isn't good. Rule 6 states that all officers must eliminate cigarettes on sight.
- >You always hated that stupid rule! So many weeks of detention.
- >I can't chicken out now. I have to be strong. Dad shoots bad guys all the time.
- >Your lungs fill up with fresh air.
- "Just be brave Anon. You can do it."
- >You radio in to command about the offence.
- >Commander Red responds predictably: destroy tobacco.
- >With the solumn grace of a gladiator before battle, you clench your weapon and face them.
- "STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
- >Both you and Aria had no idea of their unexpected visitors presence.
- >Yet there he stood. No more than three feet tall, sporting a toy badge and a water gun of some sort.
- >If you were in a better mood you may have played along with him.
- >But after tonight all you want to do is be left in peace.
- >"What do YOU want?" Aria sneered before taking a puff.
- >The kids water gun was shaking. His face beet red.
- >"D-DROP THE CIGARRETTE OR I WILL BE FORCED TO SHOOT!"
- >You could hear the fear in his voice.
- >Poor kids hands were trembling so bad you couldn't tell if his gun was trained on you or Aria.
- "Shouldn't you be in bed, little boy?"
- >Aria takes a step closer to him.
- >He takes two steps back.
- >"Yeah you don't want to be grounded do you?"
- >The boys back meets the tree.
- >He shoulders his little toy rifle, whichs helps tone down the trembling.
- >"D-dead or alive, y-your cig-garettes are coming with me!"
- >What is this kids problem?
- "Go home little boy before someone gets in trouble."
- >"I'm... not LITTLE!"
- >A wave of watery fury descends on you.
- >Before you could react, both of you are drenched from from your hair to your night gown.
- >You could only stare at the boy. All notions of mercy have been washed away with your smokes.
- "Oh hell no..."
- >You run to catch him but are met with a faceful of water.
- >Kidanon quickly throws his water gun over the fence before hopping over himself.
- >As you clear the last amounts of water from your eyes you see Aria running up to him.
- "Quick grab his legs!"
- >You each catch hold of his legs as he holds on to the wired fence.
- >"Let go of me!" he shouts while kicking at you.
- >With a good yank he loses his grip and you quickly grab hold of him.
- >"You're gonna pay for that you little brat!"
- >While wrestling him to the ground, the boy bites Aria's hand.
- >As, she yelps in pain, he squirms out of your grasp and bolts to the back door.
- "Damn it. Aria run to the front yard before he gets away."
- >Screw you, the little bastard bit me!"
- "Ugh. Baby." you mutter
- >Mission Status: Compromised
- >You are behind enemy lines now running through their house.
- >In a stroke of prebubestent genius, you throw open the front door and quietly dash down the doorway.
- >You catch sounds of a beautiful melody coming from the girls bathroom.
- >Upon closer inspection, your ears pick up showering sounds.
- >Perfect. The report stated there was only three.
- >Having no time to perform enie meanie minie mo, you roll into a random room.
- >Dang it! Rolling was not the smartest course of action.
- >You bump your head on the side door and fight back the tears as you crawl under the bed.
- >One moment later the shower stops, and sounds of dripping can be heard from your hiding space.
- >"Hello?" a serene voice asks from the hallway.
- >You cover your mouth with your hands.
- >Adrenaline terror roared through your veins as you try in vain to contain yourself.
- >Sounds of footsteps lead to the bedroom. The door gently opens as a smell of shampoo pour into the room.
- >Be calm. Just be calm.
- >The footsteps land close to the edge of her bed. Nothing but the sound of her breathing now.
- >You could almost hear her face stretch into confusion.
- >"Dagi? Aria? Where are you guys?"
- >Thirty agonizing seconds later, she leaves the room.
- >You have just survived an encounter with Sonata Dusk.
- >You desperately search for your radio. Thankfully you always kept it in your back pocket.
- >The dial screen glows blue as it display your commanders channel.
- "Command this is Red Leader. I need help."
- Silence follows the brief moment of static leaving your walkie talkie.
- >Corporal Conan answers your call.
- >"Roger Red Leader. What's wrong man?"
- >You quickly turn down the volume and plug your earphone in.
- "I'm behind enemy lines and out of ammo. I need back up." you whisper.
- >"....What?"
- "I need someone to rescue me!" you whisper harshly.
- >"Oh. Dude its after midnight, your gonna have to wait till tomorrow."
- "What? I might be dead by then!"
- >"Sorry man. Command out."
- >It's just me now.
- >God damn it, he escaped.
- >Must've ran out the front door so fast I couldn't catch him.
- >Or maybe he's hiding?
- >"I found his backpack next to this egg carton.We were gonna get egged. Again."
- That's the third time with three different kids.
- Who the hell is putting them up to this?
- "His paper ID said he was from the 'Cootie Containment Agency'.
- >Aria set down the boys things next to his water gun on the kitchen counter.
- >"What are cooties? Seriously, what do cooties do?"
- "How would I know? I think its some kind of smell."
- >"Why is there a 10 year old boy in my bedroom?"
- >Sonata fresh out of the shower stops in front of the kitche counter.
- >A very faint gasp came from somewhere inside the house.
- >You smile.
- "Well girls, lets grab us a little boy."
- >"And do what exactly?" Aria frowned.
- >"Boil all the eggs and force feed it to him? We need to scare him."
- >Although that would be amusing, she does have a point.
- >But how does one scare a boy without hurting him?
- >"Hey! Is that the kid who throws eggs at us?"
- >Sonatas eyes were locked on the egg carton.
- >"Just make him clean it up then! I'm tired of washing the house while you get to relax!"
- "We have jobs Sonata."
- >"And?" Sonata quips before unleashing the poutiest pout to ever pout the earth.
- 'He didn't egg the house, you were spared that. But I do have a plan."
- >"Does it involve eating him?" Aria quippedwhile playing with his water gun.
- >Your smile spreads wider.
- "Actually yes."
- >You've been hiding under a bed for almost an hour now.
- >Despite the adrenaline and half an hour on your DS, you're beyond bored.
- >Hey being an agent saving the world has its downtime.
- >Your stomach rumbles. Could really use a tuna sandwich right about now.
- >If your bed had a radio, you could hear it calling to you.
- >Wow hiding under a strangers bed is worse than being grounded.
- >This sucks-
- >The door swings open.
- >A pair of blue feet travel toward you.
- >One on them buckles down and a blue knee takes its place.
- >This is it. I've been discovered.
- >A sandwich accompaqnied by a glass of milk sit on the paper plate in front of you.
- >A couple seconds later a note also appears and Sonata crawls unto her be
- >The added mass bears dow on the boxspring, saving you from being smushed.
- >Is this a peace offering or her midnight snack?
- >Your stomach wishes to accept the offering but you resist.
- >Holding on to the faint hope of being undected you remain vigilant.
- >"Eat. Don't be afraid."
- >But i'm already afraid.
- >Well there goes being undectected.
- >You reluctanly accept and crawl foward to read the note.
- >'Come out. You are safe. They don't know you are here. I will protect you."
- >I can't trust the enemy. They're just trying to soft me up!
- >But what choice do I have?
- >And I am kinda hungry.
- >Mental note: Inform command to spare the blue one upon my imminent rescue.
- >You give her the benefit of the doubt and crawl out from under her bed.
- >Dang this milk is delicious. And the pb&j isn't bad either.
- >Sonata lays there and watches you from atop her padded throne.
- "I still don't trust you."
- >She smirks as you enjoy your mission lunch break.
- >"Maybe now's not the best time to tell you I put my cooties in it."
- >You spit out the containments of your mouth and stare at her.
- >She giggles at you before responding.
- >"Geez I was just kidding! You really hate cooties don't you?"
- >You muster the dirtiest look a 9 year old is capable of.
- "Yes!"
- >Sonata hides her giggling under the covers as you wash out the cootie remains with milk.
- >Having lost your appetite, you lay down on the floor to rest your eyes.
- >The cold, unforgiving floor.
- >"Hey you can sleep with me if you like."
- "No thank you."
- >I can sleep on the floor like a grown up thank you very much.
- >But before you feel asleep you feel Sonatas hands pick you up.
- >You struggle in vein. Tiredness defeated your will to fight.
- >As the end drew near, you are enveloped into a coccoon of snuggles and comfort.
- >You silently blame the milk as it betrayed you at your time of need.
- >Sonata tucks you in under the covers.
- >Her arms wrap around you as you settle into being the little spoon.
- >"Sleep tight." she whispers into your ear.
- >Jokes on her. You're a rough sleeper.
- >You arm yourself with your backup gun as your mind slips into oblivion.
- >Carrots, potatoes, peas and squash.
- >A breakfast of champions.
- >You stir the large pot with a metal ladle while carrying a tune.
- >Now all it needs is a little meat.
- >"That's the last knot." Aria informs you.
- >You turn around in your white apron and tickle anons chin with a wooden spoon.
- "Wake up sleepyhead."
- >Anons stirs in his sleep. It's amazing the boy didn't wake up when moving him.
- >In a way he looks kind of cute tied up like that.
- >"Anon, wake up." You speak softly.
- >His eyelids flutter. He tries to move but finds himself bound to the kitchen chair.
- >Anon struggles but its no use. Your not ready to let him go just yet.
- >"Sleep well little guy?"
- >A wide awake anon strains his neck to face Sonata sitting at the kichen table.
- >"I trusted you!"
- >She delivers a lazy smile with her head propped up with her arm.
- "Never trust a girl, sweetheart."
- >You resume stirring the pot as anon processes this information.
- >"Why am I tied up? What do you want from me?"
- >Aria sighs.
- >"We're gonna cook you. Duh."
- >"WHAT!?" he screams while struggling even harder to get free.
- "Pfft Aria, don't be so mean to him." you quip.
- "You're going to be a part of us, of course. After you tell me where your "Cootie Containment Agency' is."
- >You could feel the boys eyes grow wide in suspense while you keep stirring.
- >"I'll never tell you!" he shouts triumpathly.
- >Poor anon. If only you knew how many better men muttered those words before me.
- "Such a splended sense of humor. Pity I don't have one."
- >You cease cooking and proceed to pat him on the head.
- >The boy reels away from your touch. Defiant till the end I see.
- "I have to ask though. You risk your life to contain cooties, but do you know what cooties do?"
- >His eyes are fixated to the ground.
- >You kneel to the ground and lock eyes with him.
- "Cooties turn little boys into little girls."
- >"No..."
- "Oh yes. We've lost our ability to create cooties just recently, and we needed a little someone to restore our powers. And then you come along."
- >You grin.
- "How thoughtful of you."
- >You've had enough of the cootie house of horrors.
- >They turn you into a girl? Really?
- >My god it makes so much sense!
- >"Now please child, tell me where the CCA is."
- >You muster the courage to resist this evil woman.
- "I don't have to. They're coming to rescue me and you'll be sorry!"
- >"Heh, really?"
- >Aria moves to the side kitchen window and peeks through the blinds.
- >"Hmmm nobody out there yet." she sneers. "They probably don't care about you."
- >If you could move your hands you'd flip her the bird.
- >"Typical of 'friends'." Sonata chimes in while admiring her fingernails.
- >"They trick you into doing their dirty work but can't be found when you really need them."
- >Well she wasn't wrong.
- "I don't care! I can take you down all by myself!"
- >I however was.
- >Adagio almost doubles over laughing at you.
- >"Child do you even know who we are?"
- "All I know is your a bad bad girl. And I punish bad girls!"
- >Now all of them are laughing at you.
- >I don't get it. It sounded hardcore in my head.
- >"You're too much, boy." Adagio goes on. "Pity you won't be a boy for long."
- >You feel the ropes around your wrists loosen up.
- >Aria and Sonata flank both your arms as Adagio approaches you with a needle.
- "NO! Get that away from me!"
- >You fight as hard as you can but its no use. They got you.
- >Why does it have to be a needle?
- >"In twenty minutes you'll be one of us. Then you won't have any problem telling me where your friends are hiding."
- >Aria spreads out your arm on the kitchen counter while Sonata sticks a wet rag in your mouth.
- >"Stop squirming or it'll hurt more!"
- "NEVER!"
- >It sounded more like "NRRPHRR!"
- >A loud horn beeping from the front lawn catches their attention.
- >My rescue! I knew you would come!
- >You seize the moment and restle yourself free from their grasp.
- >"After him." Adagio spoke in a creepily monotone voice.
- >As her two henchmen give chase you roll under the table across from them.
- >On the other side you grab your water gun and unleash the cleansing fluid as you nab your backpack and make your escape.
- >Hard footsteps follow you towards the front door.
- >You throw yourself against it hoping to break through.
- >It didn't work.
- >Still you manage to unlock the door and fling it open before they could grab you.
- >The horn belongs to a school bus outside.
- >Commander Red is honking the horn and gesturing you to hurry up.
- >Your comrades provide cover fire from the bus and egg the dastardly devils giving you chase.
- >You take one last look at the scrambled aggressors before boarding.
- >Mission Debrief is gonna have fun with this.
- ...
- "No. Stop. Come back."
- >You watch helplessly as Aria and Sonata face the brunt of the neighborhood childrens wrath.
- >After kidanon safely boarded the bus it speeds off down the road.
- >Well this has been an interesting morning.
- >"Where the hell did that fucking bus come from?"
- >You hand both of them a towel to clean themseves off.
- "I called it."
- >Sonata reeks of yolk and confusion.
- >"Huh?"
- >You facepalm.
- "Ugh. I told his "commander" over the radio if my house gets egged again I'm calling the cops."
- >You drop the turky baster back into the sink.
- "Everything else was to tick Anon."
- >Aria throws her towl at Sonata.
- >"Yeah didn't you listen at all?"
- >Sonata's pout comes back with a vengeance.
- >"Aww I wanted a little sister to play with!"
- >"Go fuck a hobo then you little tramp."
- >There they go again.
- >It's surreal that the damn ten year old was more mature then your two little idiots.
- >You sigh to yourself as you watch them argue over more petty things.
- >What would you ever do without them?eful of water.
- >Kidanon quickly throws his water gun over the fence before hopping over himself.
- >As you clear the last amounts of water from your eyes you see Aria running up to him.
- "Quick grab his legs!"
- >You each catch hold of his legs as he holds on to the wired fence.
- >"Let go of me!" he shouts while kicking at you.
- >With a good yank he loses his grip and you quickly grab hold of him.
- >"You're gonna pay for that you little brat!"
- >While wrestling him to the ground, the boy bites Aria's hand.
- >As, she yelps in pain, he squirms out of your grasp and bolts to the back door.
- "Damn it. Aria run to the front yard before he gets away."
- >Screw you, the little bastard bit me!"
- "Ugh. Baby." you mutter
- >Mission Status: Compromised
- >You are behind enemy lines now running through their house.
- >In a stroke of prebubestent genius, you throw open the front door and quietly dash down the doorway.
- >You catch sounds of a beautiful melody coming from the girls bathroom.
- >Upon closer inspection, your ears pick up showering sounds.
- >Perfect. The report stated there was only three.
- >Having no time to perform enie meanie minie mo, you roll into a random room.
- >Dang it! Rolling was not the smartest course of action.
- >You bump your head on the side door and fight back the tears as you crawl under the bed.
- >One moment later the shower stops, and sounds of dripping can be heard from your hiding space.
- >"Hello?" a serene voice asks from the hallway.
- >You cover your mouth with your hands.
- >Adrenaline terror roared through your veins as you try in vain to contain yourself.
- >Sounds of footsteps lead to the bedroom. The door gently opens as a smell of shampoo pour into the room.
- >Be calm. Just be calm.
- >The footsteps land close to the edge of her bed. Nothing but the sound of her breathing now.
- >You could almost hear her face stretch into confusion.
- >"Dagi? Aria? Where are you guys?"
- >Thirty agonizing seconds later, she leaves the room.
- >You have just survived an encounter with Sonata Dusk.
- >You desperately search for your radio. Thankfully you always kept it in your back pocket.
- >The dial screen glows blue as it display your commanders channel.
- "Command this is Red Leader. I need help."
- Silence follows the brief moment of static leaving your walkie talkie.
- >Corporal Conan answers your call.
- >"Roger Red Leader. What's wrong man?"
- >You quickly turn down the volume and plug your earphone in.
- "I'm behind enemy lines and out of ammo. I need back up." you whisper.
- >"....What?"
- "I need someone to rescue me!" you whisper harshly.
- >"Oh. Dude its after midnight, your gonna have to wait till tomorrow."
- "What? I might be dead by then!"
- >"Sorry man. Command out."
- >It's just me now.
- >God damn it, he escaped.
- >Must've ran out the front door so fast I couldn't catch him.
- >Or maybe he's hiding?
- >"I found his backpack next to this egg carton.We were gonna get egged. Again."
- That's the third time with three different kids.
- Who the hell is putting them up to this?
- "His paper ID said he was from the 'Cootie Containment Agency'.
- >Aria set down the boys things next to his water gun on the kitchen counter.
- >"What are cooties? Seriously, what do cooties do?"
- "How would I know? I think its some kind of smell."
- >"Why is there a 10 year old boy in my bedroom?"
- >Sonata fresh out of the shower stops in front of the kitche counter.
- >A very faint gasp came from somewhere inside the house.
- >You smile.
- "Well girls, lets grab us a little boy."
- >"And do what exactly?" Aria frowned.
- >"Boil all the eggs and force feed it to him? We need to scare him."
- >Although that would be amusing, she does have a point.
- >But how does one scare a boy without hurting him?
- >"Hey! Is that the kid who throws eggs at us?"
- >Sonatas eyes were locked on the egg carton.
- >"Just make him clean it up then! I'm tired of washing the house while you get to relax!"
- "We have jobs Sonata."
- >"And?" Sonata quips before unleashing the poutiest pout to ever pout the earth.
- 'He didn't egg the house, you were spared that. But I do have a plan."
- >"Does it involve eating him?" Aria quippedwhile playing with his water gun.
- >Your smile spreads wider.
- "Actually yes."
- >You've been hiding under a bed for almost an hour now.
- >Despite the adrenaline and half an hour on your DS, you're beyond bored.
- >Hey being an agent saving the world has its downtime.
- >Your stomach rumbles. Could really use a tuna sandwich right about now.
- >If your bed had a radio, you could hear it calling to you.
- >Wow hiding under a strangers bed is worse than being grounded.
- >This sucks-
- >The door swings open.
- >A pair of blue feet travel toward you.
- >One on them buckles down and a blue knee takes its place.
- >This is it. I've been discovered.
- >A sandwich accompaqnied by a glass of milk sit on the paper plate in front of you.
- >A couple seconds later a note also appears and Sonata crawls unto her be
- >The added mass bears dow on the boxspring, saving you from being smushed.
- >Is this a peace offering or her midnight snack?
- >Your stomach wishes to accept the offering but you resist.
- >Holding on to the faint hope of being undected you remain vigilant.
- >"Eat. Don't be afraid."
- >But i'm already afraid.
- >Well there goes being undectected.
- >You reluctanly accept and crawl foward to read the note.
- >'Come out. You are safe. They don't know you are here. I will protect you."
- >I can't trust the enemy. They're just trying to soft me up!
- >But what choice do I have?
- >And I am kinda hungry.
- >Mental note: Inform command to spare the blue one upon my imminent rescue.
- >You give her the benefit of the doubt and crawl out from under her bed.
- >Dang this milk is delicious. And the pb&j isn't bad either.
- >Sonata lays there and watches you from atop her padded throne.
- "I still don't trust you."
- >She smirks as you enjoy your mission lunch break.
- >"Maybe now's not the best time to tell you I put my cooties in it."
- >You spit out the containments of your mouth and stare at her.
- >She giggles at you before responding.
- >"Geez I was just kidding! You really hate cooties don't you?"
- >You muster the dirtiest look a 9 year old is capable of.
- "Yes!"
- >Sonata hides her giggling under the covers as you wash out the cootie remains with milk.
- >Having lost your appetite, you lay down on the floor to rest your eyes.
- >The cold, unforgiving floor.
- >"Hey you can sleep with me if you like."
- "No thank you."
- >I can sleep on the floor like a grown up thank you very much.
- >But before you feel asleep you feel Sonatas hands pick you up.
- >You struggle in vein. Tiredness defeated your will to fight.
- >As the end drew near, you are enveloped into a coccoon of snuggles and comfort.
- >You silently blame the milk as it betrayed you at your time of need.
- >Sonata tucks you in under the covers.
- >Her arms wrap around you as you settle into being the little spoon.
- >"Sleep tight." she whispers into your ear.
- >Jokes on her. You're a rough sleeper.
- >You arm yourself with your backup gun as your mind slips into oblivion.
- >Carrots, potatoes, peas and squash.
- >A breakfast of champions.
- >You stir the large pot with a metal ladle while carrying a tune.
- >Now all it needs is a little meat.
- >"That's the last knot." Aria informs you.
- >You turn around in your white apron and tickle anons chin with a wooden spoon.
- "Wake up sleepyhead."
- >Anons stirs in his sleep. It's amazing the boy didn't wake up when moving him.
- >In a way he looks kind of cute tied up like that.
- >"Anon, wake up." You speak softly.
- >His eyelids flutter. He tries to move but finds himself bound to the kitchen chair.
- >Anon struggles but its no use. Your not ready to let him go just yet.
- >"Sleep well little guy?"
- >A wide awake anon strains his neck to face Sonata sitting at the kichen table.
- >"I trusted you!"
- >She delivers a lazy smile with her head propped up with her arm.
- "Never trust a girl, sweetheart."
- >You resume stirring the pot as anon processes this information.
- >"Why am I tied up? What do you want from me?"
- >Aria sighs.
- >"We're gonna cook you. Duh."
- >"WHAT!?" he screams while struggling even harder to get free.
- "Pfft Aria, don't be so mean to him." you quip.
- "You're going to be a part of us, of course. After you tell me where your "Cootie Containment Agency' is."
- >You could feel the boys eyes grow wide in suspense while you keep stirring.
- >"I'll never tell you!" he shouts triumpathly.
- >Poor anon. If only you knew how many better men muttered those words before me.
- "Such a splended sense of humor. Pity I don't have one."
- >You cease cooking and proceed to pat him on the head.
- >The boy reels away from your touch. Defiant till the end I see.
- "I have to ask though. You risk your life to contain cooties, but do you know what cooties do?"
- >His eyes are fixated to the ground.
- >You kneel to the ground and lock eyes with him.
- "Cooties turn little boys into little girls."
- >"No..."
- "Oh yes. We've lost our ability to create cooties just recently, and we needed a little someone to restore our powers. And then you come along."
- >You grin.
- "How thoughtful of you."
- >You've had enough of the cootie house of horrors.
- >They turn you into a girl? Really?
- >My god it makes so much sense!
- >"Now please child, tell me where the CCA is."
- >You muster the courage to resist this evil woman.
- "I don't have to. They're coming to rescue me and you'll be sorry!"
- >"Heh, really?"
- >Aria moves to the side kitchen window and peeks through the blinds.
- >"Hmmm nobody out there yet." she sneers. "They probably don't care about you."
- >If you could move your hands you'd flip her the bird.
- >"Typical of 'friends'." Sonata chimes in while admiring her fingernails.
- >"They trick you into doing their dirty work but can't be found when you really need them."
- >Well she wasn't wrong.
- "I don't care! I can take you down all by myself!"
- >I however was.
- >Adagio almost doubles over laughing at you.
- >"Child do you even know who we are?"
- "All I know is your a bad bad girl. And I punish bad girls!"
- >Now all of them are laughing at you.
- >I don't get it. It sounded hardcore in my head.
- >"You're too much, boy." Adagio goes on. "Pity you won't be a boy for long."
- >You feel the ropes around your wrists loosen up.
- >Aria and Sonata flank both your arms as Adagio approaches you with a needle.
- "NO! Get that away from me!"
- >You fight as hard as you can but its no use. They got you.
- >Why does it have to be a needle?
- >"In twenty minutes you'll be one of us. Then you won't have any problem telling me where your friends are hiding."
- >Aria spreads out your arm on the kitchen counter while Sonata sticks a wet rag in your mouth.
- >"Stop squirming or it'll hurt more!"
- "NEVER!"
- >It sounded more like "NRRPHRR!"
- >A loud horn beeping from the front lawn catches their attention.
- >My rescue! I knew you would come!
- >You seize the moment and restle yourself free from their grasp.
- >"After him." Adagio spoke in a creepily monotone voice.
- >As her two henchmen give chase you roll under the table across from them.
- >On the other side you grab your water gun and unleash the cleansing fluid as you nab your backpack and make your escape.
- >Hard footsteps follow you towards the front door.
- >You throw yourself against it hoping to break through.
- >It didn't work.
- >Still you manage to unlock the door and fling it open before they could grab you.
- >The horn belongs to a school bus outside.
- >Commander Red is honking the horn and gesturing you to hurry up.
- >Your comrades provide cover fire from the bus and egg the dastardly devils giving you chase.
- >You take one last look at the scrambled aggressors before boarding.
- >Mission Debrief is gonna have fun with this.
- ...
- "No. Stop. Come back."
- >You watch helplessly as Aria and Sonata face the brunt of the neighborhood childrens wrath.
- >After kidanon safely boarded the bus it speeds off down the road.
- >Well this has been an interesting morning.
- >"Where the hell did that fucking bus come from?"
- >You hand both of them a towel to clean themseves off.
- "I called it."
- >Sonata reeks of yolk and confusion.
- >"Huh?"
- >You facepalm.
- "Ugh. I told his "commander" over the radio if my house gets egged again I'm calling the cops."
- >You drop the turky baster back into the sink.
- "Everything else was to tick Anon."
- >Aria throws her towl at Sonata.
- >"Yeah didn't you listen at all?"
- >Sonata's pout comes back with a vengeance.
- >"Aww I wanted a little sister to play with!"
- >"Go fuck a hobo then you little tramp."
- >There they go again.
- >It's surreal that the damn ten year old was more mature then your two little idiots.
- >You sigh to yourself as you watch them argue over more petty things.
- >What would you ever do without them?
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