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- [B]>Hegtis Velbit:[/B]
- [spoiler] >Be the Douchebag in denial
- [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Is8pb.png[/IMG]
- [color=#8f009c]<haha * fuck * you>[/color]
- You are now Hegits Velbit! You are 6 SWEEPS old, and you are among the BEST OF THE BEST. Why is that? Because you happen to be a member of Alternia’s HIGHEST CASTE, and luxurious PURPLE BLOOD flows through your veins! Clearly, the fact that you have FINS means that you are BETTER than all of the LANDDWELLERS. After all, there’s no way they could ever possibly be better than seadwellers! Just because they happen to have COOL ABILITIES doesn’t mean they could ever be superior!
- Because of this, you make it your habit to CULL as many lowbloods as you can. Those who you can’t cull, you terrorize as much as possible. Really, you’re fine as long as they’re miserable, though the empire does a lot of this for you so you don’t have to get your hands dirty much. Not that you mind.
- Anyways, besides that, you still have quite a few INTERESTS! Such as GARDENING. Your garden has pretty much every type of SEAWEED and CORAL you could afford, and then some. Of course, it’s not as COLORFUL or GRAND as an oversea garden, but you can’t bring yourself to admit this. You also enjoy TAXIDERMY, which also should not WORK underwater but GODDAMNIT YOU MAKE IT WORK. Your hive is full of TROPHIES of your various KILLS- most of them are just various marine animals, but there’s also some of LOWBLOOD’S LUSII. They’re very good for intimidating others... or at least, they would be if you weren’t underwater.
- Your Trolltag is [color=#8f009c]oceanicVerdure[/color], and [color=#8f009c]<you * type * in * a * way * that * you * think * shows * off * your * pristege * and * wealth>[/color] Your title is the Heir of Light, and you wield spearKind. [/spoiler]
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