Stoner in Equestria part 3

>You are Anon.
>The Stoner in Equestria.
>And at the moment, you're sitting on the couch telling Twilight about your dear friend Mary Jane.
>”So, it makes you happy?”
“And hungry. Hey speaking of hungry, Flutters can you make something delicious?”
>”Sure thing sweetie. What do you have in mind?”
“Anything amazing, please?”
>”I'll make my famous soup, everyp0ny loves my soup.”
“Flutters, you're an angel.”
>”Silly Anon, I'm not a bunny.”
“wat?”
>”Oh yes, you didn't know? I have a bunny named Angel. He's so precious.”
“That's awesome. Where is he?”
>Suddenly, you hear thumping underneath the table.
>You check under it and see a little bunny on its back.
>It looks like it's in chill mode.
>The bunny looks at you and gives you a thumbs up.
>Looks like someone joined you on the little wake and bake.
>Fluttershy checks under the table.
>”And that would be Angel.”
>She waves her hoof at him. “Hey sweetie, mamma's gonna make some soup, do you want something to eat?”
>Angel shakes his head yes violently.
>”Okay, I'll make your favorite.”
>Angel squees in excitement.
>Fluttershy moves from under the table and walks to the kitchen.
>Oh man, Anon, you're getting smoking buddies left and right today aren't you?
>You extend you hand out in a fist to Angel
“Angel, bump it.”
>Bunny human paw fist bump occurs.
>He's cool in your book.
>You move your head up and bump you head.
“Ow fuck!”


>You finally get your head from under the table and lay back on the couch.
>You rub your head, that damn pot that hit you on your head earlier still leaves it's sting.
>Twilight awkwardly laughs. “Heh heh, sorry about that. Here let me help, where does it hurt?”
>You bow your head and point to the area that's hurting like hell.
>”Oh that's not too bad. Hold still Anon, this'll only take a second.”
>You feel a sudden tingle in the area that has been inflicted.
>In a matter of seconds, the tingle is gone and the area isn't hurting anymore.
“Thanks Twilight.”
>”Not a problem, I feel bad about what I did earlier.”
“That's water under the bridge. Now about this here Mary Jane.”
>”Who's Mary Jane?”
“It's just a nick name for the plant I'm talking about.”
>Fluttershy pops her head out of the kitchen. “Twi, you should really try it, I've never felt so relaxed.”
>Twilight ponders in her thoughts for a moment.
>”Maybe another time, I've got to get studying. Rarity will be waiting for you Fluttershy.”
“Who's Rarity?”
>”Oh a dear friend of ours, she's so generous but a bit uptight.”
“I don't think I'm gonna like her.”
>”Oh give her a chance Anon, I gave you a chance remember?”
“Oh yeah, that did happen.”
>”Well, see ya later you guys and nice meeting you Anon.”
“Likewise.”
>Twilight gets off of the couch and makes it to the door, says her goodbyes and walks out.


>You go back to smokin'...
>Dat Dank.
>Today was a rough start, but it's getting better.
>You wonder when Fluttershy is going to be done with that soup.
>You're getting pretty hungry.
>You lay back on the couch and relax.
“Fluuuuuteeershhhy.”
>She pops her head out of the kitchen.
>”Yes sweetie?”
“When is your AMAZING soup gonna be ready?”
>”Just a few more minutes, be patient mister.”
>That is one thing you try you best to do.
>You're not a fan of patience.
>You pull your phone out of your pocket to check the time.
>9:38 am.
>Annnd it dies.
>Fuck.
>You should have brought your charger. Your battery was pretty shitty.
>Damn it.
>Oh well.
>Not like you're going to need while your here anyway.
>What are you going to do? Text Fluttershy you're going to be late for dinner.
>Yeah, don't think so.
>A few minutes pass by of you relaxing on the couch.
>Ah, being lazy is fun.


>”Anon! Sweetie, the soup is ready; I have a bowl waiting for you on the kitchen table.”
>YES!
“Alright! PAWNCH!”
>You have no idea why you said "PAWNCH".
>You dash your way to the kitchen table.
>You have a look at the soup.
>What the fuck is this?
>You see bits of celery and carrots a fish eye. It has a gross looking green color to it.
>Fluttershy has a seat across from you with her own bowl and begins eating her bowl of soup.
>And she's enjoying it too, something is wrong about Fluttershy.
>”Go ahead Anon, try it. I guarantee you'll love it.”
>You take your spoon and scoop up a little bit of it and put it in your mouth.
>It's...delicious.
>You taste a sweet tart like flavor.
>The carrots and celery make it all the more tasty.


>How is this possible?!
“wat?”
>Fluttershy giggles, “Is that your favorite word or something?”
“No, it's just...What?! This is delicious! But it looks so...gross, no offense.”
>”None taken, it's the fish eye that gives it the flavor and turns it that color, sadly.”
“So from the look of it, no one wants to go near it.
>”Yeah, but when they finally try it, ponies love it!”
“I'll say.”
>You go about enjoying your soup for a few minutes in silence.
>High off your ass in Equestria.
“So Flutters, what are we going to do today?”
>”Oh once I feed the animals we're going over to Rarity's boutique.”
“She makes clothes?”
>”Mhm, she's really good at what she does.”
>Maybe she can make you some.
>Suddenly, Rarity is your new best friend you have yet to meet.

>You're going to have to kiss up to her if you want any new clothes.
>After a lovely meal, you go back to the comfy couch and Fluttershy goes about her business.
>You decide it's time for a little nap.
>Life is good.
>You got a place to stay.
>You don't have to worry about rent or anything like that.
>Fluttershy is a lovely roommate.
>You can see you and her getting along famously.
>As for the other night when she locked lips with you, you have no idea how you feel about that.
>It was kinda out of the blue.
>You didn't really HATE it with a passion.
>But then again, you wasn't a fan of it either.
>Chances are she's going to do more than that after a while.
>Maybe by then you'll have a clear opinion.
>In the meantime...
>SLEEEEEEEEP.
>Suddenly, you feel a kick at your side.
>Looks like you won't have a nap for a while.
>You look over and find Fluttershy standing in front of you.
>”You ready to go sweetie?”
“Go where?”


>”Over to Rarity's, did you forget already?”
“Oh shit, yeah. Just let me roll up a joint right quick.”
>You reach for your bag only to find Fluttershy blocking your hand.
>”Sweetie, why don't you calm down with the smoking? We'll do that when we get back okay?”
“But-”
>”Anon, please. I'll make us more samiches when we get back.”
>You chuckle at her comment.
>You just can't argue with samiches.
“Oh alright. How long are we going to be gone?”
>”Only a few hours, we might even stop by Sugarcube Corner for a cupcake on the way back.”
“Flutters, don't tease.”
>”I don't tease sweetie.”
“Is sweetie like your favorite word or something?”
>”W-with you it is...”she said with a blush.
>Awww, how adorable.
“You're so cute.”
>She giggles like a little school girl.
>”Th-thanks, now shall we get going?”
>You nod in agreement and follow her out the door.
>On the way to Rarity's place, you're greeted with smiles and occasional hugs from ponies welcoming you to the town.
>You had no idea the town would be this colorful with character.
>You're starting to love this place more and more.


>A few minutes later you arrive at Rarity's boutique, Fluttershy knocks on the door.
>Instantly, the door was answered.
>You see a white unicorn with a royal purple mane.
>Looking absolutely stunning, you almost became dazed from her appearance.
>You was caught off guard to say the least.
>”Hello Fluttershy, who's your mysterious friend?” she said with a quizzical look on her face.
>From the look on her face, she's judging the hell out of you.
“I'm Anon, I guess you can say I just walked into the town yesterday.”
>”Umm, me and Anon heard from Twilight that you need help with your dresses.”
>”Ah yes, if you'll be so kind as to come in and we can get started.”
>She steps aside to let you and Fluttershy into her place.
>”Right this way to the sewing room dear, it shouldn't take too long.”
>The two of you follow Rarity to the sewing room, once you entered; Rarity offered you a place to sit.
>You have a seat and watch the two pony’s converse about random nonsense as Rarity places safety pins and what not on the dress Fluttershy is wearing.
>You're still a little high at the moment from the little wake and bake session this morning.
>”So, Anon, how long do you plan on staying in town?” Rarity asked.
“Actually I don't know, until I find a way back to my home planet. I have no idea how I got here. A part of me still thinks this is only a dream.”
>”What do you mean dear?”
“Well, I kinda just walked out of my universe into this one with only my back pack that's back at Fluttershy's place.”
>”Oh dear, sounds like you'll be here for a while then.”
“Yeah, so it seems.”


>”And I assure you, this isn't a dream darling, now it begs the question...”
“Yes?”
>”Do you need new clothes? I'd be happy to make you some, no charge at all.”
“Wow, th-thanks Rarity.”
>”Oh it's no problem, it's the least I can do for somepony who just walked into a different reality.”
“How soon can you get started on them?”
>”Well I can get you some measurements today after this little project and should have them ready for you to wear by tomorrow or so.”
“Oh wow thank you so much.”
>”Really darling it's no problem, I'm The Element of Generosity for a reason.”
“Element of Generosity eh?”
>”Mhm, and Fluttershy here is The Element of Kindness. We are two of the six Elements of Harmony.”
“Oh really? Goodness, what don't you have? First I find out there's a God of Chaos that waltz around that place, now this? This place is drenched in magic. What's next? Dragons?”
>”Actually, Twilight has a baby dragon as an assistant.”
“What?”
>They giggle in response at your comment and continue doing what they're doing.
>A few minutes later, Rarity finishes up the dress and helps Fluttershy off the stand that she was standing on.
>She turns her attention to you, “Anon dear, if you'll be so kind as to take of your clothes, we can get started on your measurements.”
>You rub the back of your neck awkwardly and chuckle nervously.
“Ummm...I..I dunno do I HAVE to take off my clothes?”


>”Well you do want me to make sure your clothes are the most comfortable for you correct?”
“I do it's just...well...I'm a little shy about being in the nude.”
>”Umm, in case you haven't noticed, we're in the nude, you don't see us being nervous about it.” Rarity said.
>”Come on Anon, nop0ny here makes a big deal out of it. I assure you, there's nothing to worry about.” Fluttershy said.
“Alright alright, point made.”
>You take off your shirt , pants and shoes leaving your boxers on then folded up the pants and shirt nicely and place them on the chair you was sitting on.
>You then notice Rarity giving you a stern stare.
“What?”
>She clears her throat, “Perhaps I didn't make this clear, I meant all of your clothes.”
>You blush immensely as you cross your arms to cover your chest as the chilly air brush against your body.
“I'd rather not if you don't mind, at least let me have some privacy, I'm already feeling a little cold.”
>”Darling, I assure you there's nothing to be nervous about, I'll be done with the measurements before you know it.”
“But-”
>”It'll only be for a moment..” Rarity said.
>All this pressure, jeez.
“Okay okay.”
>You finally drop em'.
>Instantly, Rarity and Fluttershy drop their jaws and blush then look at each other.
>”Well, that's impressive.”
“Can we get this over with please? I already feel violated with you two oogling at my junk.”
>”Not a problem dear and we aren't "oogling" just simply admiring a work of art.”
>You'll just take that as a complement try and focus on other things.


>Rarity begins buzzing around you like a bee with measurement tape and jotting down notes and mumbling to herself.
>You try to think about other random things but couldn't help notice Fluttershy's eyes are locked onto your junk, with an emotionless poker face and a bit of drool threatening to hit the floor from the corner of her mouth.
>”Anon, dear, the measurements are complete; you can put your clothes back on now.”
>You quickly pull your boxers back up and dash quickly to your pile of neatly folded clothes and shoes.
>”You know Anon, I feel I should let you know, you're a beautiful creature, whatever you are.” Rarity said.
>Oh that's right, she doesn't know what you are yet.
“I'm a human being.”
>”Well my statement still stands, Anon. Also I assure you, you have nothing to ashamed about, I think you'll do just fine with the ladies around here, should you decide to find a special somep0ny.”
“Thanks Rarity.”
>You put on your clothes quicker than you can blink.
>”Thank you for your help Fluttershy, oh and Anon I certainly hope you stay here in P0nyville.”
“I have a feeling I'll be around for a while.”
>Rarity puts on the warmest smile.
>You and Fluttershy say your goodbyes and leave, upon stepping outside into town Fluttershy looks at you.
>”So Anon, ya ready for some cupcakes?”
“Hell yes.”
>”Next stop Sugarcube Corner.”
>You and Fluttershy begin your walk to Sugarcube Corner to visit the Goddess of Sweets.
>Pinkie Pie.


>Today you plan on trying the best cupcakes she has.
>You mouth is watering just from the thought of it.
>You arrive at Sugarcube Corner, and once you set a single foot your found yourself staring face to face with Pinkie Pie.
>”Hiya Anon! Glad to see ya again!”
>She gives you a death grip hug before you could even blink.
“Umm...Pinkie...”
>You barley manage to say as you feel yourself get light headed.
>She lets go just in time and giggles adorably to herself.
>”Sorry about that, why don't you two have a seat?”
>You and Fluttershy have a seat by a nearby table next to the window.
>You get nice and comfortable as you stare out into the window, watching ponies go about their daily lives.
>Sugarcube Corner at the moment wasn't busy, just a few ponies enjoying their meals at tables.
>No line at the register.
>”SO what would you and Fluttershy like to try today? We've got coffee cupcakes, blue berry cupcakes injected with apple jelly, chocolate cupcakes with a heart shape strawberry in the center of it. Just name it Anon.”
>You chuckle to yourself at the hyperactive pink pony that's a walking logical paradox.
>You're not even supposed to know that's she breaks logic laws yet in this story, but you do.
>Pinkie is so broken.
>”Oh I'll just have the 3 chocolate glazed dough-nuts.”
“I'd like to try your best cupcake you have in your arsenal of sweets.”
>Pinkie Pie gasps as her eyes widen.
>”Are you sure Anon? I don't think you're ready for the final form yet.”
“Try me.”


>”Are ya sure? Are ya? Are ya? Are ya?”
“Pinkie, please. Hit me with your best shot.”
>”Okay you asked for it Anon, just...don't go all crazy and hazy on me okay?”
“Yeah right.”
>She summons a black top hat, a mysterious mustache and a black cape.
>She lifts the edge of the cape up to her face and POOF she's gone.
>You look over to Fluttershy.
“How does she do that?”
>”Anon, if there's one thing I've learned it's to never question anything Pinkie does. Just go with it.”
>You hear the door open to find Applejack and some blue pegasus with a rainbow mane walk through the door talking about something.
>”Ah'll be sure to keep some cider for ya on the side next season okay Dash?”
>”Thanks AJ.”
>Applejack notices you and Fluttershy at the table and perks right up.
>”We'll Ah'll be, looky here Dash, it's the new fella that's in town.”
>”Oh the ummm, what is it? Hoomun?”
>”Ya mean Human, H-U-M-A-N. He's a nice fella, darn cute too, would ya look at him?”
>The pegasus dashes over to you and begins hovering over you, inspecting you.
>”Eh, he's okay.”
>You chuckle in response.
“Uh, thanks?”
>Applejack makes her way over to the table, “Nice seein' ya again sugarcube.”
“Likewise Applejack.”
>She points to her blue pegasus friend, “Anon, this here is Rainbow Dash, a dear good friend of ours.”
>Rainbow Dash extends her hoof out, “Sup?”
>You know that gesture anywhere.
>Brofist or er...hoof?


>”Mind if ya scootch over there Anon?”
“Oh sorry.”
>You scoot over allowing Applejack to sit next to you; Fluttershy does the same with Rainbow Dash on her end.
>”So, what y'all been up to today, Anon?” Applejack asked.
“Well, we just got back from Rarity's place to help her with some things and she also took some measurements for some clothes she plans on making for me.”
>”Welp, that's Rarity for ya.”
>Suddenly, Pinkie Pie poofs in between you and Applejack presenting the most glorious cupcake known in all existence.
>”What the hay?”
>”Here ya go Anon, remember, eat this at your own risk.”
>She places the cupcake on the table and looks at Applejack and Rainbow Dash.
>”What can I get you two today?”
>”Ah'll have two blue strawberry cupcakes that's injected with bubble gum.” Applejack said.
>”I'll have the usual, 3 classic glazed dough-nuts slightly drizzled with chocolate and caramel and sprinkled with peanuts.” Rainbow Dash said.
>Pinkie giggles, “Okay, coming right up.” she poofs away again.
>You shrug and lock your eyes on the cupcake that's before you.
>You gently take off the cupcake paper and find the sexiest cupcake you ever saw.
>Pink and blue poke-a-dotted cake with navy blue and purple swirled icing.
>An assortment of sprinkles and crystal sugar.
>Dat there diabeetus.
“You sexy thing.”
>You hear an assortment of “wat?” around the table.
>You didn't really care; you've got the final form cupcake in your hand.
>The group that's sitting around you has got their eyes locked on you.
>Pinkie pops out of again between and Applejack, “Are you sure Anon?”
“Yes, for my body is ready.”
>She shrugs and poofs away once again.


>You take your first bite of the cupcake.
>What you tasted was beyond the norm.
>You tasted bubblegum, blue strawberries, grape you believe a hint of chocolate.
>You don't even know how this possible.
>The sprinkles and crystal sugar seemed to amp the taste somehow.
>The smooth texture and moist cake that you chew in your mouth only cause your mouth to moisten as well.
>For a second you swear you tasted kiwi and peaches
>There were so many flavors to savor you couldn't keep up.
>All you knew is that you mouth orgasmed multiple times.
>Inaudible words and sentences only manage to come out of your mouth as you roll your eyes into the back of your head.
>”Ummm you okay there bud?” Rainbow Dashed asked.
“Tapoogala tein ky yoop tin nearleh fong shway mopo chagga cello.”
>Everyone looks at each other with the most confused face.
>”Umm, wanna run that by us again there sugarcube?”
>Pinkie pops in for the thousandth time today.
>”He said “This is the most amazing cupcake I ever tasted, Pinkie marry me.” Simple as that. I speak Gibberish fluently.”
>She then giggles, ”Which by the way is a nice gesture Anon, but aren't ya rushing this? We just met yesterday.” she said jokingly.
>Everyone then begins laughing up a storm from your sudden passion toward the cupcake and Pinkie Pie.
>Once everyone else got their order and began enjoying their meal, they begin the ask you things about your life, you in return answer the questions to the best of your knowledge.
>You also mentioned your dear friend Mary Jane.
>Fluttershy knew what you was talking about, and she instantly perked up and joined in the conversation.


>”So lemme get this straight, it's a plant that makes everything taste better and everything funnier? Count me in man.” Rainbow Dash said.
>”OOO I know! Why don't we have a party here later tonight?! And Fluttershy and Anon will bring the plant in question and have a celebration of Anon being here, how about it?”
“I'm down.”
>”Well ya know what? Ya might as well jot me down too.” Applejack said.
>”Yes! Oh we can't forget Rarity and Twilight, this'll be so much fun!” Pinkie said.
>”Well, I'll fly over to Rarity's in a few, Anon, you and Fluttershy stop by Twi's and invite her okay?”
“Will do Dash.”
>”Cool.”
“What time should the party be?”
>”Oh 8 pm will do just fine.” Pinkie said.
>After that lovely conversation, everyone goes their separate ways, leaving you and Fluttershy at the table.
>She looks at you, “So, sweetie I'm ready whenever you are.”
“I'm ready right now.”
>You and Fluttershy stand up and say your goodbyes to Pinkie and walk out.
>You follow Fluttershy to Twilight's place.
>You drop your jaws upon looking at her tree house that's still alive somehow.
“Flutters, how is this even possible?”
>She only shrugs in response.
>She walks up to the door and knocks.
>A little purple dragon answers the door.
>”Hey Fluttershy, what brings you by today?”
>”Oh umm...actually...umm...”
>Is she really being shy right now?
>You sigh and walk up to the door.
“Hey little fella, the names Anon, I'm a friend of Fluttershy and Twi, mind if we come in?”
>”Sure, you must be Anon the human correct?”
>You nod in agreement.


>”Oh yeah, Twilight was talking about you not too long ago. I'm Spike by the way.”
>He turns around into the house, “Hey Twilight! Anon and Fluttershy are here!”
>”Yeah that's nice I'll take you out for ice cream later, can you get your chores done?”
>You and Fluttershy look at each other in confusion.
>”Oh she must be in her book worm mode, come on in.”
“Nice meeting you Spike.”
>He steps aside and allows you and Fluttershy into the house.
>You see a room full of books and Twilight is sitting at a pile of them quickly turning pages.
>Her eyes are stressed; her mane is ruffled up in a mess.
>”No no no, that's not it, where is it?!”
>She teleports to a bookshelf tossing books on the floor as she reads the titles of each book.
>”Hmmm I know I must have put it somewhere.”
“Hey Twilight.”
>She doesn't respond, only teleporting all over the place looking for something and completely stressed out.
“TWILIGHT!”
>She screams and teleports to her pile of books and then turns them into a little fort and then pops her head out.
>”What do you want?”
>You turn to look at Fluttershy.
“Let me do the talking okay?”
>”Okay.”
“Well, me and Fluttershy are here to invite you to a party at Pinkie's place.”
>”Oh I'm sorry I am FAR too stressed out to think about parties, maybe another time.”
“Maybe that's just what you need, a party, all of your other friends are going to be there.”
>”They are?”
“Mhm, it's a celebration of my arrival here in P0nyville, I'd love it you dropped by.”
>She puts on her thinking cap and rubs her chin.
>”Hmmm...I guess so, what time is it going to be?”
“8 pm tonight.”
>”Okay.”
“That's about all we wanted to tell you. We'll be off now.”
>”Okay, see you two tonight then.”
>You and Fluttershy leave Twilight's treehouse and make your way to Fluttershy's cottage.


>The second she opened the door, you waltz right in and dive on the couch.
>She trots over to you laughing, “You seem tired.”
“You have no idea, I'm going to take a nap now.”
>”Okay sweetie, don't get too comfortable, we still have the party tonight.”
“Yeah yeah just....wake me up when it's time to go.”
>”Okay, you sure you don't want to sleep in my room?”
“I think I'll be fine here.”
>”Okay, whatever works for you sweetie.”
>You close your eyes and finally take your power napping.
>”Sweet dreams, Anon.”
>You finally drift off into sleep.

>You are Fluttershy.
>Just getting spare blanket for Anon out of your bedroom closet.
>He's been asleep for a few minutes now; you don't want him to be cold.
>Today so far was pretty fun, visiting Rarity, going to Sugarcube Corner and enjoying sweets.
>But the highlight of you day was seeing Anon nude.
>Such a rare and beautiful creature.
>Of all the places he could have ended up, he's here napping on your living room couch.
>You find a pink blanket and pull it out of the closet and then place it on your back.
>You trot downstairs to the couch and sure enough, Anon is sleeping soundly.
>You make your over to him and gently cover the blanket over him.
>He smiles warmly, almost as if he's saying “thank you”.
>You go to the kitchen and grab a chair then fly over back to him and place it by the couch and have a seat.
>You watch him sleep peacefully and can't help but aww, such a peaceful creature.
>You notice the bong named “Bad Wolf” is still on the table, you take a look at the bowl and see there's still some unsmoked green left.
>Well, it couldn't hurt have a little fun while Anon's sleep.
>However, his lighter is in his pocket, you don't want to try and go through his pockets.


>What if he wakes up? That will be awkward to explain. Maybe he has a spare in his back pack.
>You grab his back pack begin to rummage through it and manage to find a lighter on the side pocket.
>You zip up the back pack and place it where you saw it.
>You grab Bad Wolf and flick the lighter to light the left over bowl.
>The plant begins to burn as you place your lips on the bong and inhale with your mouth.
>Getting as much as you can in your lungs.
>You put down the lighter and lift the bowl and get the rest of the smoke that's dormant in the bong.
>You hold in the smoke as long as you can.


>A few seconds later, you exhale, barely coughing like you did the first time you smoked.
>You lean back in the chair you're sitting in and look up at the ceiling.
>The effect of your dear friend Mary Jane beings to go underway.
>Colors begin getting more vivid.
>Your body's movement feels delayed.
>You chuckle up a storm and check the clock that's on the wall for the time.
>3:84 pm.
“Wait...wat?”
>You shake head and rub your eyes and check the time once again.
>3:34 pm.
>That's better, silly plant making you see things.
>You can't wait for your friends to try this, they're going to have so much fun!
*A few hours later*
>You are Anon.
>Being awakened from the sudden shove on your shoulder.
>That nap was needed; you notice that a pink blanket was covering you.
>Probably Fluttershy being sweet and kind, making sure you stay warm.
>”Anon, it's time to get up.”
>You place your feet on the ground and sit up and stretch your arms.
>You blink a few times before speaking.
“What time is it?”
>”6:30 in the afternoon sweetie.”
"Cool."
>”So, are ya excited about the party?
“Hell yes.”
>”Glad to hear it, why don't you freshen up in my bathroom? I'll should have some samiches waiting for you when you're done.”
>You grin from her saying “samiches” you suppose it's a thing you and Fluttershy have.
“Okay sounds good. Can't wait for dem samiches.”
>She giggles, “Well hurry up okay? I bought some apple-grape jelly that you MUST try man.”
“Alright, I'm going I'm going. Where is the bathroom?”
>”It's in my bedroom, you can't miss it.”
“Thanks Flutters.”


>You stand up and walk upstairs to her bedroom and sure enough there's a master bathroom.
>Time to perform the afternoon ritual.
>Shit, shower.
>Ain't no shave, you don't grow facial hair.
>Not that you're mad about it, hair doesn't grow on steel.
>Because you're that awesome.
>You dry off and put on the same clothes you've been wearing since you got here.
>A simply gray and green stripe collared shirt and some black jeans and of course, your boxers.
>You walk downstairs and see Fluttershy smoking up some bud with a plate of a PB&J samich.
“I see you got started without me.”
>She chuckles, “Duuuude, you take forever to shower, it's like...7:09. Dafuq do you do in there?”
>You shrug.
“Just making sure I'm clean, I do have to wear the same clothes after all.”
>She pats a spot next to her.
>”Come take a flight with me Anon.”
>You walk over a have a seat next to her.
>From the looks of Fluttershy's eyes, she's pretty much high.
>She passes you the bong and lighter.
>You light the bowl and take a hit and place the bong on the table and grab a samich.
>Yeah, it's always going to be called samich.
“So, what time should we leave?”
>You take a bite of your snack, instantly you muffle a moan from the taste.
>”Huh? Huh? Dat grapple jelly.”
“Holy sweet fuck of miracles, this is good.”
>”Told ya, also we'll leave in a few minutes.”
>You shrug and go back to enjoying the snack.
>Once finished, you and Fluttershy pack up the good times items in the bag.
>”Anon, may I do the honors of carrying Bad Wolf?”
>You chuckle to yourself.
“Sure thing, Flutters.”
>Now to begin the journey to Sugarcube Corner.


>As you make your way there, the two of you we're excited about what's going to go down tonight.
>The town had calmed down and very few ponies were walking around.
>By the time you arrived at Sugarcube Corner the time was 8:02 pm.
>Most of Fluttershy's friends were already there.
>Rarity and Twilight still have yet to arrive.
>”Hey Anon, Fluttershy! Did ya bring the stuff?”
“Yup, I got the good times bag right here.”
>You place the bag on the table and take out the lovely bag of that there Marijuana.
>A grinder, a few lighters and rolling paper.
>Fluttershy places Bad Wolf on the table.
>The others gather around.
>”Anon, this should be fun huh?” Fluttershy asked.
“Damn right, alright ladies, I feel we should wait for Twilight and Rarity to show up before we get started.”
>They all nod in agreement.
“Cool, umm. Pinkie, where's the rest room? I really gotta take a leak.”
>”Upstairs, second door on the left.”
“Thank you, Flutters would you mind showing them how it's done while I'm gone?”
>”Not a problem Anon.”
>You respond with a smile and walk upstairs to the bathroom.
>Once you arrived, you take a leak that takes forever and foolishness.
>Your thoughts begin to drift into random places.
>Will there be enough bud after this little shindig?
>What happens after you run out of it?
>How long are you REALLY going to be in Equestria?
>Will you find a “special somp0ny” while you're here?
>What are you going to do with your life here?
>Too many questions and not enough answers.


>After your yearlong piss, you walk back downstairs and see Fluttershy showing her friends how you smoke out of the bong.
>”After that, you hold in the smoke as long as you can then exhale then sit back and relax.”
>”Ugh, Twilight and Rarity need to hurry it up. I wanna try this already” Rainbow Dash said.
“You know what? Fuck it, let's do this.”
>You said as you walked over to the group.
>You make your way to the table and have a seat.
“Alright, who wants to try it first?”
>Twilight walks through door as you said that, “That would be me Anon, I really need to relax.”
>You nod the nod of approval with a “not bad” look on your face.
“Well come on down Twi, it's time to take a nice flight.”
>She walks over to the table and has a seat next to you.
>You give her the crash course of smoking Mary Jane and then pack a fresh bowl and hand the bong to her.
“Twilight all I need you to do is inhale with your mouth, I'll light the bowl for ya.”
>She puts on a nervous smile and then puts her lips on the bong.
>You light the bowl and she begins inhaling.
“Let me know when to stop.”
>A few seconds later she touches your shoulder with her hoof to let you know to stop.
>You lift the bowl and allow her to clean out the rest of the smoke.
>She holds in the hit as long as she can, which surprisingly enough, was pretty long.
>Damn near up there with Ninjesus.
>She finally exhales, coughing violently.
>”Is she going to be okay?!” Pinkie asked
“She'll be fine, it's only natural to cough, trust me.”
>The smoke escapes her lungs filling the air with that dank stank.
>God you love that smell.


>She puts down the bong and looks up at the ceiling.
>All of her friends gather around her.
>”Well? Twilight? What do you think?” Rainbow Dashed asked.
>Twilight finally looks her friends with the blankest look on her face.
“Twi?”
>She cocks her head to the side and looks over to you.
>She moves her face closer to yours being inches away.
>She places her front hooves on your face and squeezes your cheeks together and the begins giggling.
>She suddenly stops giggling and turns away and doesn't say a word.
“Ooookay?”
>”Anon, are you sure she's okay?” Applejack asked.
“Yeah she's fine, we'll give her a moment to collect her thoughts.”
>You all watch her closely, for 5 minutes she doesn't say a word.
>Rarity walks through the door, “I am soooo sorry I'm late I-”.
>She takes notice that everyone is surrounding Twilight and trots over.
>Twilight looks over to you once again, parts her lips.
>”Your skin is sooo smooth.”
“Umm thanks?”
>”Well Twilight, what do you think?” Fluttershy asked.
>”I...I don't even have a response from such a phenomenon. I can't even put it into words.”
“Interesting...”


>”Well, except maybe one word...”
“And that would be?”
>”wat?”
>You and Fluttershy instantly burst into a storm of laughter.
>The both of you know that response anywhere.
>Everyone else looks at you two like you have problems or something.
>Finally, the laughing storm dies down.
“Okay, who's next?”
>”Lemme give it a shot.” Rainbow Dash said.
>You hand her Bad Wolf and a lighter.
>She didn't need to be coached, she knew exactly what to do.
>She lights the bowl and begins inhaling the fumes of mental mind fuck bliss.
>Everyone begins looking at her with curious eyes.
>She lifts up the bowl and inhales the rest of the smoke into her lungs.
>She then looks up and exhales, coughing just as violently as Twilight.
>All eyes still on her, wondering what her response was going to be.
>She remains silent for a few seconds then lowers her head back to you and the group.


>”Dude, holy shit. Where has this been?!” Rainbow Dash said.
“On my home planet Earth since the beginning.”
>”Damn, it's a shame this'll run out tonight.”
>”Well, it doesn't have to...” Twilight said.
>You look over to Twilight with an eye brow raised.
“What chu talkin' bout purple smart?”
>”Well, I do know a few spells that involve a little gardening but it makes plants grow plentiful.”
“Go on...”
>”If you give me a sample, I should be able to multiply the amount 10 fold by next week.”
“Hell. Yes.”
>Fuckin' pony magic.
>Today you got a lot done.
>You've made three new smoking buddies. Angel, Twilight and Dash, not mention there's more to come.
>Tried the sexiest cupcake in existence in the multiverse.
>Manage to have some new clothes awaiting production no charge to you.
>More good times awaits.
>This day is only getting better.
>One might ask...
>What's next?

End of part 3