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The Sheikah Trials, Part 3

Apr 20th, 2020
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  1. <DM> -=BATTLE CONTINUE=-
  2. <DM> $turns
  3. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  4. * Red_Enrics grabs a LightSpirit and throws it at another LightSpirit.
  5. <Red_Enrics> 3h 0m
  6. <DM> *Auto-kill on two light spirits!*
  7. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  8. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  9. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  10. * Light sends its last LightSpirit at Darte! (Roll Wisdom)
  11. <Darte> ;_;
  12. <DM> rollin' for it
  13. <DM> $39d10
  14. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 7, 1, 10, 8, 4, 7, 9, 2, 9, 4, 1, 8, 7, 8, 10, 9, 10, 9, 8, 2, 1, 1, 1, 9, 5, 1, 2, 2, 5, 7, 1, 7, 8, 9, 4, 6 and 3. Total: 218. Successes: 26.
  15. <DM> -1 success
  16. <Darte> $30d10
  17. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 5, 2, 3, 5, 10, 3, 2, 6, 7, 6, 8, 7, 5, 2, 6, 3, 6, 4, 4, 2, 8, 8, 8, 4 and 3. Total: 148. Successes: 17.
  18. <DM> 25 - 17 = 8 damage - defense, 4 Magic siphoned from you to the Light
  19. <Darte> 0m
  20. * Light expends the last light spirit in that attack.
  21. <Darte> 1 magic siphoned
  22. <Darte> 5 damage taken
  23. <Darte> 18h0m
  24. <Light> 100h, 35m | Charge Beta | High Spirits
  25. <DM> $endturn
  26. <Tatl> DM has ended LightSpirits's turn.
  27. <Tatl> ROUND 3: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  28. <Unseen> Ahh, so you've gotten rid of its covers. Let us begun.
  29. * Unseen uses his blood spear and uses Down Stab on the Light! First leaping over the target, roll Courage!
  30. <Unseen> $45d10
  31. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 8, 7, 8, 5, 7, 8, 1, 8, 2, 3, 3, 7, 7, 10, 9, 10, 10, 1, 9, 4, 7, 4, 7, 8, 7, 3, 2, 6, 9, 8, 7, 9, 1, 8, 10, 2, 8, 10, 6, 7, 4, 7 and 8. Total: 290. Successes: 39.
  32. <Light> $25d10
  33. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 2, 6, 1, 2, 5, 4, 1, 9, 6, 5, 7, 10, 3, 6, 1, 4, 6, 3, 2, 9, 6, 7 and 1. Total: 122. Successes: 15.
  34. * Unseen leaps over with ease.
  35. <DM> oh right
  36. <DM> Unseen, call combo number
  37. <Unseen> Quad Combo
  38. * Unseen uses Down Stab on the Light! (Roll Courage)
  39. <Kirran> (Pogo attack)
  40. <DM> 39 - 15 = 24/2 = +12 dice
  41. <Unseen> $64d10
  42. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 64 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 360. Successes: 46.
  43. <Light> $25d10
  44. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 4, 10, 7, 6, 7, 6, 10, 3, 10, 7, 5, 2, 2, 3, 2, 2, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 3 and 2. Total: 136. Successes: 17.
  45. <DM> damage halved
  46. <Unseen> 46 - 17 = 29/2 = 14.5 rounded = 15 bleed damage + 2 stacks of bleeding
  47. * Light starts bleeding. What. How.
  48. * Unseen bounces off the Light and follows up with a Helm Splitter, striking at the Light while in mid-air still! (Roll Courage)
  49. <Unseen> $52d10
  50. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 307. Successes: 39.
  51. <Unseen> +3 successes
  52. <Light> $25d10
  53. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 4, 5, 9, 9, 10, 4, 5, 5, 2, 4, 10, 9, 3, 6, 5, 2, 4, 3, 6, 9, 1, 3 and 3. Total: 126. Successes: 14.
  54. <DM> 42 - 14 = 28/2 = 14 bleeding damage + 4 stacks of bleeding
  55. <DM> third attack
  56. <Red_Enrics> You just cut pure light
  57. <Red_Enrics> How is it not in pain?!
  58. * Unseen lands to the back of the Light and hits him with a Back Slice! (Roll Courage)
  59. <Unseen> $50d10
  60. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 4, 4, 5, 3, 7, 10, 4, 7, 7, 8, 2, 4, 7, 7, 6, 5, 6, 10, 8, 1, 1, 1, 4, 4, 10, 6, 8, 2, 8, 1, 6, 1, 8, 4, 7, 9, 2, 6, 10, 9, 4, 9, 9, 7, 1, 9, 4 and 3. Total: 276. Successes: 33.
  61. <Light> $25d10
  62. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 7, 10, 9, 9, 7, 10, 8, 10, 6, 4, 6, 7, 10, 6, 8, 2, 7, 6, 9, 1, 5, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 172. Successes: 26.
  63. * Kirran throws a reroll at the light
  64. <Light> $25d10
  65. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8, 10, 8, 9, 1, 8, 3, 5, 6, 9, 8, 5, 5, 1, 5, 2, 3, 2, 6 and 7. Total: 142. Successes: 19.
  66. <DM> 33 - 19 = 14/2 = 7 bleed damage + 2 stacks of bleeding
  67. <DM> final attack
  68. * Darte blinks. "Kirran, what are you doing??"
  69. <Kirran> What has to be done.
  70. * Unseen lands on the Light and stabs it with Ending Blow! (Roll Courage)
  71. <Unseen> $52d10
  72. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 52 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 272. Successes: 33.
  73. <Unseen> +3 successes
  74. <Light> $25d10
  75. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 8, 4, 10, 1, 7, 5, 9, 1, 9, 8, 2, 8, 4, 3, 3, 7, 10, 4, 9, 7, 7, 6 and 1. Total: 143. Successes: 17.
  76. <DM> 36 - 17 = 19 bleed damage + 2 stacks of bleeding
  77. <DM> ... good lord
  78. <Dex> AIII YAAAAH
  79. <Dex> JACKIE
  80. <Dex> WHY YOU NOT LISTEN TO UNCLEEEE
  81. <Dex> MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAAAGIC
  82. <DM> 15 + 14 + 7 + 19 = 55 bleed damage, + 10 stacks of bleeding. 9 stacks are converted to 3 stacks of internal bleeding due to Blood Spear's effect
  83. * Unseen recovers 23 hearts from the attack total and returns to max health.
  84. <Unseen> Thank you, my brother.
  85. <DM> *The outline of the Unseen One is seen nodding to Kirran.*
  86. <Light> 45h, 35m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x1 | Internal Bleeding x3
  87. <Light> Ugh, who... who are you?!
  88. <Dex> We're Star Fox!
  89. <Dex> Oh wait.
  90. <Unseen> Your Sheikah bretheren. But you are not truly one of us, so of course you wouldn't know, fake one!
  91. <Unseen> 50h
  92. <Unseen> $endturn
  93. <Tatl> Unseen has ended their turn.
  94. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  95. * Light takes 4 bleed damage.
  96. <Red_Enrics> We're just simple guys doing a test
  97. <Dex> Now tell us "You'll never defeat Androoooooossss"
  98. * Light recovers to max magic.
  99. * Red_Enrics coughs in pain, and laughs.
  100. <Light> What.
  101. <Kirran> Party recovers 2h, 1m
  102. <Light> 41h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x1 | Internal Bleeding x3
  103. <Red_Enrics> 5h 1m
  104. * Darte blinks solemnly at the spot he'd last seen Unseen.
  105. <DM> *The Unseen turns back to being completely invisible.*
  106. <Darte> "I think.... we're making a mistake."
  107. <Kirran> Darte, your doubt nearly got us killed last time. Clear your head.
  108. <Darte> "I can't reveal why, but I think we're making an enormous mistake."
  109. <Kirran> That's a big change of heart from what you were insisting on befor.e
  110. * Darte snarls at Kirran. "I had nothing to GO on last time."
  111. <Kirran> I see nothing to go on now either.
  112. * Darte stomps in frustration.
  113. <Darte> "An oath is an oath. I cannot reveal."
  114. <Dex> Like an orange I have appeal.
  115. <Darte> "The Unseen remains unseen."
  116. <Dex> Isn't that just super keen!?
  117. <Unseen> Indeed. We should continue to focus our efforts on the Light.
  118. <Darte> "Neither light, nor dark. Kirran. Neither light, NOR dark."
  119. <Kirran> Shadow, I know.
  120. * Darte shakes his head in frustration.
  121. <Light> Shadow is the result of Light. So, what IS the Unseen?
  122. <Dex> Things that light and dark go right through?
  123. <Unseen> A Sheikah always remains hidden. Isn't that common knowledge?
  124. <Unseen> So, Light... what are you, who remains visible to all?
  125. <Dex> Kirrian is rarely hidden.
  126. <Kirran> A Sheikah's intent remains hidden
  127. <Dex> i totally added an extra i
  128. <Darte> "Not the physical appearance. Sin's fins, think of your people's teachings."
  129. * Darte covers the Light.
  130. <Darte> $endturn
  131. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  132. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  133. <Dex> HUGS FOR THE LIGHT IT IS
  134. <DM> *How closely do you cover the Light?*
  135. * Dex hugs the light.
  136. <Dex> All up in its grill.
  137. <Darte> Close; not touching, but quite near. Facing away.
  138. <DM> *Oh right Dex, you're camouflaged, you can actually do that. What's the bonuses from attacking from Camou?
  139. <DM> *Okay, roll... Power vs. Light's Power.*
  140. * Darte flings his arms wide, staring about him. "You just try and come at him again, Defiler."
  141. <Dex> $33d10
  142. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 10, 1, 7, 4, 7, 8, 2, 8, 6, 4, 10, 5, 5, 9, 3, 1, 3, 10, 3, 7, 7, 3, 5, 7, 5, 1, 10, 3, 3 and 9. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
  143. <Light> $25d10
  144. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 7, 5, 4, 7, 2, 5, 3, 8, 4, 3, 7, 5, 7, 9, 3, 10, 10, 9, 2, 4, 8, 9 and 8. Total: 142. Successes: 17.
  145. <Kirran> Darte, I told you, I'm no sage.
  146. <Dex> YEAH WE KNOW
  147. <Dex> hur hur
  148. <Darte> "Not you, Kirran."
  149. <DM> *Dex, you successfully manage to hug the Light. Darte, because you are covering from the other side, your combination prevents the Light from radiating light. Congratulations, it can no longer regenerate magic!*
  150. <Unseen> This is interesting.
  151. <Light> WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?!
  152. <Kirran> Then what would you have me do Darte?
  153. * Darte glances around, looking for any sign of Unseen.
  154. <Dex> ITS HUGS YOu SON OF A BITCH
  155. <Kirran> The light will not stop fighting, and the Unseen is not to be trusted.
  156. * Darte nods.
  157. <DM> *Because Darte is covering the Light, no one else can reach the Light except with any sort of bypass-Cover move. Not sure any of you have one.*
  158. <Kirran> Allied with, temporarily, but with a lot of wariness.
  159. <Darte> "In its current state, it is highly wounded. I doubt it will last long anyway. Pray that only the illusion suffers harm."
  160. <Unseen> Excellent, Kirran, you're learning well.
  161. <Darte> "Find the one who would destroy your kind. Kill the Unseen!"
  162. <Dex> also
  163. <Dex> prision shank
  164. <DM> *Dex, if you want to follow up with an attack with your hug, I will allow it.*
  165. <Dex> yes
  166. <Dex> yes i do
  167. <Dex> math is my weakness
  168. <Darte> "REMOVE THE DEFILER."
  169. <Kirran> I can't see it. It's not like the darkness, where it was everywhere and nowehere.
  170. * Light loses 5 dice when attacking and defending from being restrained.
  171. <Dex> $32d10
  172. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 1, 9, 8, 9, 6, 9, 3, 9, 4, 5, 2, 2, 7, 4, 6, 6, 2, 3, 5, 5, 10, 10, 8, 1, 7, 6, 5, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 176. Successes: 22.
  173. <Light> $20d10
  174. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 8, 7, 5, 9, 9, 3, 3, 2, 6, 2, 3, 10, 3, 2, 10, 5, 2, 5 and 7. Total: 109. Successes: 14.
  175. <DM> (oh, you didn't state your action)
  176. <DM> (I heard it in voice, but it needs to be stated here)
  177. <Dex> shanking with the eyegouger + bloody edge
  178. <DM> kay
  179. <DM> and damage calc please
  180. <Dex> daze strike with the eyegouger
  181. <Darte> "!!"
  182. <Darte> "DEX, NO!"
  183. <Dex> andddd infect is on my eyegouger
  184. <Red_Enrics> But DEx
  185. <Red_Enrics> THe light doesn't have eyes
  186. <Dex> 4 damge
  187. <Dex> plus all the debuff crap
  188. <DM> good lord, triple afflictions
  189. <DM> so...
  190. <DM> Infect + Bleeding + Nerve Toxin
  191. <Kirran> Darte, I have an idea...
  192. <Kirran> I'm just not sure I'm going to like what it might do.
  193. * Darte purses his lips tightly, blinking pointedly at Kirran.
  194. <Light> <Light> 41h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex
  195. <DM> good god
  196. <DM> that lineup
  197. <DM> it has -2 Courage/Power/Wisdom and -5 dice when attacking/defending
  198. <Dex> $endturn
  199. <Tatl> Dex has ended their turn.
  200. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  201. * Darte cocks his head and bumps it against his shoulder.
  202. * Kirran releases Raine from her bottle.
  203. <Raine> Oh hey, what's going....
  204. <DM> (uh oh)
  205. <DM> 1 = darkness / 2 = light
  206. <DM> $1d2
  207. <Raine> AHHHH...why is it so BRIGHT!
  208. <Tatl> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
  209. <Raine> >: (
  210. <DM> *Raine turns to light mode, and reinvigorates the Light! Light no longer has -5 dice when attacking/defending!*
  211. <DM> pro move Kirran
  212. <Kirran> (Well, you know.)
  213. <DM> (next flip is on next round start)
  214. <Kirran> Darte, I'm kind of at an impasse here. The Unseen represents to me the nature of my tribe. It also has knowledge that a Shiekah would have, something the light that does not.
  215. <Light> What do mean, knowledge I do not posses?!
  216. <Light> I am the Light! I shine upon all and uncover all!
  217. <Unseen> Oh? Then why am I still invisible?
  218. <Kirran> You've demonstrated to me several times that you're ignorant of the most basic of knowledge for a Sheikah, the full royal lineage.
  219. <Dex> Except when hugged.
  220. <Light> What basic knowledge?! There- what
  221. <Light> ....
  222. <Kirran> We are, above all else, the protectors of they and the sacred realm.
  223. <Light> **** you, lizard.
  224. <Dex> You want another shanking?
  225. <Light> Come and try it!
  226. <Kirran> But the Unseen, you're violent and unpredictable. You've remained hidden long after you might have revealed yourself to your allies.
  227. <Light> (forgot to take the damage from the stab, hang on)
  228. <Light> 37h, 50m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex
  229. <Kirran> I don't trust zealoutry, but I don't trust a friend I can't know either.
  230. <Kirran> I know these people I travel with, that they fight with the bset interests of each other roughly in mind (plus loot).
  231. <Dex> Mostly loot.
  232. * Darte snarls. "There are two here who are of your clan, one who is not."
  233. <Darte> "One was attacked by someone with a Red Spear, one who is beyond our suspicion."
  234. <Unseen> I apologize for my... appearance, or lack thereof. I was cursed by a Poe, and I haven't been fully visible in a long time.
  235. <Darte> "The second is suspicious, yes, but does not hold the spear."
  236. <DM> $turns
  237. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  238. <Darte> "Indeed, he too is attacked by the spearman."
  239. <DM> (while talking is a "free action", if you take too long, I will hit $endturn)
  240. <Darte> "The third holds the spear and has attacked the other two. What other deduction would you have me make?'
  241. <DM> (just letting you know)
  242. <Kirran> (Noted)
  243. <Dex> People like spears.
  244. <Light> It is me! I am from the Sheikah clan!
  245. <Darte> "This Unseen is neither of Light nor Darkness."
  246. <Darte> "Your people walk the path of BOTH."
  247. <Dex> I've never shanked a path before.
  248. <Dex> First time for everything.
  249. <Kirran> I trust neither Darte.
  250. <Unseen> Interesting way to put it.
  251. <Darte> "Then you risk killing a kinsman."
  252. <Kirran> In either case, this remains true.
  253. <Unseen> So, if I'm evil, and I don't help you... is that harming you even more?
  254. <DM> *isn't that
  255. <Dex> Question!
  256. <Dex> Oh
  257. <Dex> Pick meeee
  258. <Darte> "And possibly ourselves. Light, if you are indeed of our clan, end the test. It is long since past its course. Help your kinsman!"
  259. <Dex> QUESTION!
  260. <Unseen> Yes, lizard?
  261. <Dex> If we murderize the Light. Right.
  262. <Dex> OK.
  263. <Dex> AND
  264. <Dex> Unseen helps us.
  265. <Dex> AND THEN.
  266. <Light> I will not end this trial based on theories! You will have cheated the trial, and I cannot allow that!
  267. <Dex> Unseen is EVIL.
  268. <Dex> Why can't we just murderize him?
  269. <Dex> Or her.
  270. <Dex> It.
  271. <Dex> That.
  272. <Unseen> Sounds like a good plan. I support it.
  273. <Dex> SEE!
  274. * Darte howls in anger. "NOT theories. I have proof bound to me alone by oath."
  275. <Light> The Unseen is not supposed to be here, but so long as we remain in this realm, the trials continue. They do not stop. Anything that happens is part of the full trial.
  276. <Kirran> Then you're a slave to your word Darte.
  277. <Darte> $turns
  278. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  279. <DM> (hitting $endturn soon if there's no action)
  280. <Unseen> See? I'm helping the trials out.
  281. * Darte nods slowly. No way out, then.
  282. <Darte> "So you admit you are not a part of the trials."
  283. <Kirran> You've tied your own hands Darte.
  284. * DM lols at Kirran's comment.
  285. * DM laughs at Darte's unusable hands.
  286. <Darte> (moving or not?)
  287. <DM> $endturn
  288. <Tatl> DM has ended Kirran's turn.
  289. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  290. * Kirran remains indecisive.
  291. * Darte blinks and trembles, internal struggle etched on his face.
  292. <Light> Now, to destroy the... who am I destroying.
  293. <Dex> etch a sketch
  294. <Dex> NOT IT
  295. <Light> Oh right, the trials continue... DIE LIZARD!
  296. <Dex> You really wanna do that?
  297. <Dex> You'll hurt yourselffffff.
  298. <DM> *Light, if you hurt Dex, the proximity will hurt you too.*
  299. <Dex> And if you hurt yourseeellllf
  300. <Light> It matters not! This forsaken lizard needs to die, NOW!
  301. <Dex> So angry.
  302. <Dex> Unseen is going to one shot you after this.
  303. <Dex> You realize that.
  304. <Raine> Poor Kirran, so lost in thought...you're going to miss all the fun.
  305. <Dex> Also I'm behind you.
  306. <Dex> How you gunna hit something behind you?
  307. * Light casts Summon Spirits... twice.
  308. * Darte leans his head back and howls. "The Unseen has spoken to me of your people, Kirran. My oath is with you as much as her; if you want me to break it, at least let me do so to you alone."
  309. <Light> 37h, 26m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex | x6 Spirits... all covering both Dex and Darte
  310. <Red_Enrics> (That's a looooooooooooooooot of status effects.)
  311. * Darte "In person."
  312. * Light attempts to cast Barrier Beta on himself as an extra support spell.
  313. <DM> *The Barrier covers both the Light and Dex from outside damage. Genius.*
  314. <Light> DANGIT
  315. <Light> CURSE YOU LIZARD
  316. <Dex> You also realize that I'm shanking you next turn too right.
  317. <Light> 37h, 18m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex | Barrier Beta | x6 Spirits... all covering both Dex and Darte
  318. <DM> (THOSE STATUS EFFECTS)
  319. <Light> $endturn
  320. <Tatl> Light has ended their turn.
  321. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  322. <Kirran> Essence of light, why will you fight to your last breath?
  323. <Kirran> The darkness was wise enough to yield when he knew defeat as at hand.
  324. <Light> I am a trial! I will fight until you pass me!
  325. <Light> ... somehow that sounded weird.
  326. * Red_Enrics does more Chain Reaction based bullcrap on the LightSpirits.
  327. <Red_Enrics> 5h 1m
  328. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  329. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has ended their turn.
  330. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), Red_Enrics (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  331. <DM> *You auto-kill two of the spirits.*
  332. <Light> No matter... I have enough...
  333. <Kirran> The truth matters to you that much?
  334. * Light combines the four Light Spirits into a single being. The being flashes briefly before exploding, causing a super nova that hits everyone.
  335. <Dex> since im behind him do i get sheltered?
  336. <DM> *The spirits are all surrounding Light, Dex, and Darte... so by ex- oh right, one being uhhh
  337. <Dex> by his fat arse
  338. <DM> *Because Dex and Darte are completely covering the Light, everyone except the Light is hit. Dex, you have the barrier still.*
  339. <Light> (Roll Wisdom!)
  340. <Dex> $25d10
  341. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 7, 5, 10, 6, 8, 8, 4, 2, 2, 10, 9, 10, 8, 7, 3, 2, 2, 7, 7, 10, 6, 7 and 3. Total: 148. Successes: 20.
  342. <Kirran> $35d10
  343. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 9, 4, 8, 2, 2, 3, 10, 10, 4, 8, 1, 6, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8, 5, 6, 7, 8, 6, 7, 7 and 6. Total: 180. Successes: 21.
  344. <DM> (rolling for light spirits)
  345. <DM> $42d10
  346. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 10, 10, 5, 9, 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 3, 5, 3, 7, 9, 9, 4, 5, 4, 10, 10, 10, 8, 5, 8, 7, 1, 7, 4, 10, 9, 3, 7, 2, 7, 3, 1, 10, 6, 1 and 2. Total: 237. Successes: 32.
  347. <Unseen> $20d10
  348. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 4, 8, 4, 2, 3, 7, 2, 8, 10, 5, 3, 8, 4, 8, 10, 8, 4 and 1. Total: 111. Successes: 12.
  349. <Unseen> err
  350. <Unseen> $5d10
  351. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 23. Successes: 4.
  352. <DM> *Kirran, heal aura should've kicked in, just an fyi*
  353. <Darte> $30d10
  354. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 7, 6, 4, 8, 7, 5, 4, 10, 8, 4, 4, 7, 10, 6, 6, 1, 2, 8, 6, 9, 9, 4, 5, 10, 6, 6, 3 and 7. Total: 184. Successes: 25.
  355. <DM> (this actually has no affinity on it, so... no bonuses/minuses)
  356. * DM pokes Red_Enrics - roll Wisdom.
  357. <Red_Enrics> (Am I defending?)
  358. <DM> (yes)
  359. <Red_Enrics> $25d10
  360. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 2, 2, 6, 3, 2, 7, 8, 6, 10, 10, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1, 8, 7, 4, 9, 7, 4, 7 and 5. Total: 144. Successes: 21.
  361. * Red_Enrics dies
  362. <DM> Dex, 32 - 20 = 12 + 7 = 19 damage - 12 (barrier) = 7 damage - defense + Super Blinded
  363. <Darte> ;_;
  364. <DM> Kirran, 32 - 21 = 11 + 7 = 18 damage - defense + Super Blinded
  365. <Red_Enrics> (In a scale of 1-10...how dead am I?)
  366. <DM> (I'll link Super Blinded in a bit)
  367. <DM> (I think you're dead)
  368. <Kirran> 1h (Also I'm blindfolded still.)
  369. * Red_Enrics goes back to being drunk
  370. <DM> *Okay Kirran, you are not Super Blinded.
  371. * Red_Enrics spins around rapidly
  372. <Darte> 11h0m
  373. <DM> Darte, 32 - 25 = 7 + 7 = 14 damage - defense + Super Blinded
  374. <DM> Red_Enrics, dead
  375. * Red_Enrics spins around so fast that he flies away like a helicopter.
  376. <Red_Enrics> $endturn
  377. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You cannot end somebody else's turn. Wait until your turn comes up.
  378. <DM> Unseen, 32 - 12 = 20 + 7 = 27 damage - defense + Super Blinded
  379. <Red_Enrics> $removeme
  380. <Tatl> Red_Enrics has removed theirself from battle.
  381. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  382. <DM> If the attack is successful, target(s) hit become Super Blinded:
  383. <DM> When target attacks, target rolls $1d2 first.]
  384. <DM> If it's a 1, the attack automatically misses.
  385. <DM> Super Blinded lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
  386. * Unseen is now Super Blinded. WELL THEN.
  387. <Unseen> I remain unseen, and I cannot see. This is... what.
  388. <Dex> Ain't no thang but a chicken wang on a strang.
  389. <Light> 37h, 18m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex
  390. <DM> $endturn
  391. <Tatl> DM has ended LightSpirits's turn.
  392. <Tatl> ROUND 4: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0), LightSpirits (0) and Unseen (0).
  393. <Unseen> Hmph, no point in attacking since I can't hit the Light.
  394. <DM> *Light, you also took 5 damage from Dex taking damage
  395. <Light> 32h, 18m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex
  396. <Dex> IN YOUR FACE
  397. * Unseen uses Escape! Anyone that believes Unseen is an enemy, roll Wisdom to prevent him from using Escape.
  398. <Unseen> $45d10
  399. <Tatl> Unseen: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 1, 6, 7, 1, 2, 2, 10, 5, 9, 6, 4, 3, 4, 10, 2, 2, 10, 3, 9, 2, 6, 7, 10, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 6, 2, 9, 7, 4, 4, 1, 2, 3, 7, 6, 5, 8 and 3. Total: 231. Successes: 29.
  400. * Light can't, cause he's hugged by Dex. Dex can't cause he's hugging the Light.
  401. <Light> Stop him from escaping!
  402. <Unseen> You can't stop what you can't see, fool.
  403. <DM> (anyone rolling?)
  404. <Dex> I just don't care!
  405. <Kirran> $31d10
  406. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 2, 2, 7, 10, 1, 8, 9, 1, 8, 9, 1, 2, 6, 3, 1, 7, 10, 6, 7, 9, 1, 10, 8, 7, 8, 9, 6, 5 and 9. Total: 179. Successes: 24.
  407. <Darte> $30d10
  408. <Tatl> Darte: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 9, 4, 10, 6, 7, 10, 2, 9, 7, 7, 1, 4, 10, 10, 8, 6, 4, 10, 8, 10, 4, 9, 2, 10, 3, 5, 5 and 7. Total: 198. Successes: 28.
  409. * Unseen escapes from the battle.
  410. <Kirran> Darte, if you're to speak, you'd best to do so.
  411. <Unseen> If you need my help, call for me.
  412. <Unseen> $removeme
  413. <Tatl> Unseen has removed theirself from battle.
  414. <Tatl> ROUND 5: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  415. * Unseen is now known as X__X
  416. <Darte> "Not. Out. Loud."
  417. <DM> *The Unseen leaves.*
  418. <Dex> HEY UNSEEN HOW ABOUT SOME HELP
  419. <DM> okay, time to see how much damage the Light takes
  420. <Kirran> I'm not psychic...
  421. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUj9lFPU6s
  422. <DM> 2 (Bleeding) + 6 (Internal Bleeding) + 2 (Infect)
  423. <Kirran> also 3h, 15m
  424. * Light takes 8 bleed damage, 2 poison damage, and loses 2 Power, Couarge, and Wisdom.
  425. <Raine> Red's dead. Now we can play together. Hehe...
  426. <DM> $1d2
  427. <Tatl> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Tails (2). Results: 0 Heads (1) - 1 Tail (2).
  428. <DM> *Raine continues to radiate brightly.*
  429. * Raine jingles happily.
  430. <Dex> STOP RADIATING
  431. <Light> 22h, 18m | Charge Beta | High Spirits | Bleeding x2 | Internal Bleeding x3 | Infect | Nerve Toxin | Hugged by Dex
  432. <Dex> START RADIOING
  433. <Raine> Beep beep
  434. <DM> (you could throw a reroll on Raine)
  435. * Kirran does so
  436. <DM> $1d2
  437. <Tatl> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
  438. * Darte breaks out in a sweat, beads rolling down his face.
  439. <DM> *Raine turns to darkness. The Light not only stops radiating, but the darkness helps dim the Light.*
  440. <Dex> mwaha
  441. <Raine> Play and...eat some souls...tasty tasty souls.
  442. * Light has... -4 Couarge, Power, Wisdom and -10 dice when attacking and defending.
  443. <DM> $turns
  444. <Tatl> ROUND 5: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  445. <Darte> "It can't be helped."
  446. <DM> (don't forget your aura, Kirran)
  447. <Kirran> Party gains 2h, 1m
  448. <Darte> "She told me there were some of your people, a sort of... splinter sect.
  449. <Darte> 13h1m
  450. <Dex> 6h 14m
  451. <Kirran> Darte, the light will not yield until it's defeated. It's blinded by it's zealoutry.
  452. <Dex> Also its being hugged.
  453. * Darte nods. "But he is not your foe."
  454. <Dex> He's trying to kill us. That makes him pretty foeish in my books.
  455. <Kirran> Essence of light, if I tell you who Rokan was, will you stop fighting us?
  456. <Light> Who?
  457. <Kirran> The man you wanted to know so much about?
  458. <Dex> He's just a widdle wight based kiwwing machine.
  459. <Kirran> *not a question
  460. <Light> Tell me!
  461. <Dex> Isn't he.
  462. <Kirran> Will you stop fighting?
  463. <Dex> Who's a good ball of glowing hate?
  464. <Dex> Is it you?
  465. <Dex> Yes it is!
  466. <Dex> Yes it is you!
  467. <Light> I fight until this trial ends.
  468. <Kirran> Then you'd kill the truth.
  469. * Fireblast124 is now known as Prunes
  470. <Kirran> You're fighting against what you claim to protect.
  471. <Dex> I THINK THE TRIAL IS TO FIGHT THE LIGHT GUYS
  472. <Dex> THE POINT IS FIGHTING
  473. <Dex> WHERE IS THIS TRUTH BULLSHIT COMING FROM
  474. <DM> (does anyone remember what exactly the Darkness was?)
  475. <Dex> an illusion
  476. <Dex> IT WAS AN ILLUSION
  477. <Kirran> Also, Darte, the trouble is the last time I fought someone this blind, he kind of got killed.
  478. <DM> (so... WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THE LIGHT IS THE SAME THING)
  479. <Kirran> (So Dex should poke it?)
  480. <DM> (.......)
  481. * Maliki (~liki@CPE-121-223-93-128.lnse2.woo.bigpond.net.au) has joined #zurpg
  482. * Darte continues to cover the Light.
  483. <Darte> $endturn
  484. <Tatl> Darte has ended their turn.
  485. <Tatl> ROUND 5: Darte (5), Dex (1), Kirran (0), Light (0) and LightSpirits (0).
  486. * Red_Enrics continues to rapidly spin in the air
  487. <Dex> Wakey wakey eggs and shanky!
  488. <Maliki> hello hello
  489. <Dex> $32d10
  490. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 7, 10, 5, 6, 2, 4, 10, 8, 10, 6, 6, 10, 2, 8, 8, 9, 7, 3, 8, 7, 6, 2, 7, 10, 8, 5, 3, 5, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 209. Successes: 30.
  491. <Light> $11d10
  492. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 1, 8, 2, 10, 10, 1, 1, 9 and 9. Total: 61. Successes: 8.
  493. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znkBQOvDLeg
  494. <Dex> 30 - 8 + 2
  495. <Dex> 24
  496. <DM> 22 - 24 = -2 hearts
  497. <Kirran> Watch for the Unseen to return. I don't trust her.
  498. <DM> *Dex, your shanking Eyegouger pierces through the light. You can see the true light, clearly now... you just hugged and stabbed a ball of light. You are enlightened beyond all that is holy, and KEESE AND CO. is now afraid of you.*
  499. * Darte nods. "While she was the one that provided that information, she left little room for doubt in my mind that she is of that sect."
  500. <Dex> SOLVING PROBLEMS ONE STAB AT A TIME!
  501. <DM> *Dex, you manage to revive to full Hearts and Magic after technically killing yourself with that attack due to shared pain.*
  502. <DM> *The Light implodes on itself, and the room returns to darkness. Oddly enough, you can see each other perfectly fine.*
  503. <Dex> Hey guys.
  504. <Dex> I figured out the trials.
  505. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nVrdLbxVOg
  506. <DM> *Red_Enrics, you revive with 1 Heart... and by mass throwing, you recover the use of your drunkeness!*
  507. <Dex> We hit stuff till it dies.
  508. * Kirran gives Red his Red Potion.
  509. * Red_Enrics suddenly stops spinning and falls to the ground
  510. <Red_Enrics> OOOP
  511. <DM> *Darte, by both figuratively "tying your hands behind your back" and finding a way to be useful without your arms, you recover the use of your arms!*
  512. * Light returns in a humanoid form, similar to the humanoid form of the Darkness.
  513. <Dex> Loot!
  514. <Light> Congratulations. You have passed the second trial. As a reward, I give you this...
  515. <Dex> WOO LOOT
  516. * Light heals all of you back to max Hearts and Magic.
  517. * Kirran stays on his guard to protect the light as best he is able.
  518. * Darte blinks, and a sly smile creeps across his lips as he slowly raises his hands to his face.
  519. <Darte> 25h18m
  520. <DM> (Due to this being the Sheikah Trials, the loot wil come at the end of the quest. But yes, at this rate, you will enjoy the loot)
  521. * Kirran also takes back his Red potion.
  522. * Darte wipes his nose.
  523. <Darte> "Been waiting to do that for forEVER."
  524. <Kirran> Did I ever tell you how much I HATE absolutes....
  525. <Dex> You guys talk too much.
  526. <Light> Before we continue to the third trial...
  527. <Dex> Talk talk talk talk.
  528. <Dex> BLAH BLAH BLAH.
  529. <Dex> YAK YAK YAK
  530. <Kirran> Darte, will you slap the lizard over the back of the head please.
  531. <Darte> "With pleasure."
  532. * Darte lifts a newly-invigorated arm, bringing it harshly down over the back of Dex's stubby head.
  533. <DM> *The Light disappears briefly. You all phase out of the current realm and enter a grey colored realm. The Light appears before you, though similar to Kirran's defect earlier, none of you can differentiate light. You only see the outline of the Light.*
  534. <Light> Here, a place where we cannot be heard by others.
  535. * Dex dodges.
  536. <DM> (what)
  537. <Darte> *doges
  538. <Darte> so alacrity
  539. <Kirran> *doggies?
  540. <Darte> such graceful
  541. <Darte> wow
  542. <DM> (YOU DODGE WHAT)
  543. * Dex forward back fierce punch.
  544. <Dex> SHOYUKEN
  545. * Dex uppercuts Darte.
  546. <DM> *Dex, you find yourself unable to move. Or rather, you attempt to move, but you find you're not on a floor that you can physics off of.*
  547. * Darte laughs as Dex's punch reaches up to his chest.
  548. * Dex calmy headbutts Darte in the groin.
  549. * DM face-palms.
  550. <Darte> ^X^
  551. <Light> I was acting the whole time. I do know of Rokan, that he is from the Royal Family, but nothing more.
  552. <Light> Only an "old Sheikah" would know of his true history.
  553. <Kirran> That's what I thought.
  554. <Dex> AND DOWN GOES FRAISER
  555. <Light> You were in the Old Shadow Temple. Did you find any Sheikah souls chained there?
  556. <DM> (hint - there was one. You didn't find it.)
  557. * FireSeraphim (~FireSerap@67.217.201.164) has joined #zurpg
  558. * ChanServ gives channel half-operator status to FireSeraphim
  559. <Dex> There was one but we didn't find it.
  560. <Kirran> Well, there was something like a Sheikah on the other side of the portal we shut down.
  561. <Light> Hmm, then they have all been revived.
  562. <Red_Enrics> (BRB)
  563. <Light> The Sheikah of the past should be old and frail, but they all intentionally trapped their souls in the Old Shadow Temple so they could be revived by us when we needed them. They revived, refreshed, young, new, but with the intelligence and experience of age.
  564. <Light> We decided, during Ganondorf's reign to revive them, because we had no other alternative.
  565. <Dex> Is this a good thing or a bad thing.
  566. <Kirran> That depends.
  567. <Light> The Sheikah's goal is to serve and guard the Royal Family. We, the Sheikah of the current age, will continue to do that, to our last dying breaths.
  568. <Dex> If we have to go murder reincarnated dead ghost things we're charging extra.
  569. <Darte> "No reserve forces. They used their wild card early."
  570. <Dex> Some day I'll be a wild card.
  571. <Dex> What day that will be.
  572. <DM> *YOU ARE ALREADY A WILD CARD, DEX*
  573. <Kirran> (Dex is both jokers at once.)
  574. <Dex> Say that to my face tough guy.
  575. <Red_Enrics> (OH, SO HE'S MIKEY.)
  576. <Light> But the Sheikah of the past... they will serve and guard the Royal Family... unless there is no Royal Family to protect.
  577. <Kirran> Shadows without light?
  578. <Light> It seems we revived them at the worst possible time. Only two members of the Royal Family are powerful, and if either of them fall, the Sheikah of the past will take over. I do not know their intentions beyond that.
  579. <Light> Yes, Shadows that exist that shouldn't exist.
  580. * Dex sidles closer to Light.
  581. * Dex acts nonchalant.
  582. * Dex attempts a steal.
  583. <Light> You cannot let either Princess Zelda or Lord Eldin fall or weaken, or else something terrible will happen!
  584. * Light is distracted by his words... Dex, steal away. Free steal, actually.
  585. <Red_Enrics> Wait, if we're suppose to be protecting Zelda and Eldin right now....
  586. <Dex> $25d10
  587. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 7, 10, 4, 9, 3, 8, 10, 8, 8, 8, 3, 5, 10, 1, 5, 2, 10, 5, 8, 10, 5 and 1. Total: 157. Successes: 23.
  588. <Red_Enrics> Then what are we doing here?
  589. * Light fails to notice Dex. First one success!
  590. <Dex> $32d10
  591. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 10, 8, 7, 9, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 9, 8, 5, 7, 8, 7, 7, 5, 5, 5, 4, 4, 5, 5, 7, 9, 1, 7, 10, 5 and 3. Total: 185. Successes: 25.
  592. <Light> Currently, they are quite powerful. But later, when you have the power to protect them, you must keep them alive!
  593. * Darte points at Kirran. "His intentions were honorable. He would not yet have known of his duty."
  594. * Light just now notices Dex. Too late, second one success!
  595. <Light> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
  596. <Dex> $25d10
  597. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 7, 10, 2, 3, 4, 8, 8, 7, 1, 2, 9, 8, 2, 1, 5, 1, 7, 4, 1, 6, 2, 8 and 1. Total: 119. Successes: 13.
  598. <Light> I'M SPOUTING EXPOSITION, LIZARD!
  599. <Light> $35d10
  600. <Tatl> Light: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 8, 9, 1, 7, 8, 7, 4, 6, 1, 7, 4, 10, 7, 4, 9, 9, 10, 8, 1, 4, 1, 9, 3, 3, 9, 4, 10, 6, 5, 9, 1, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 203. Successes: 24.
  601. <DM> *You manage to steal from the Light!*
  602. <Light> **** YOU LIZARD!
  603. <Darte> "And I am sure they could use more fully-fledged members into their ranks."
  604. <Kirran> Not untested.
  605. <Kirran> I would never join the ranks without having proven myself Darte.
  606. <DM> *You find no pockets. You can... attempt to uhh... bottle... the god darn light.*
  607. * Darte nods.
  608. <Dex> bottle that son of a bitch
  609. <Darte> "Hence our presence here. We have done no wrong."
  610. * Light goes back to ignoring Dex as the lizard steals a part of the Light and bottles it.
  611. <Maliki> (Wait now we ahve light and darkness in bottles?
  612. <DM> (DEX)
  613. <DM> (FRIGIN' DEX)
  614. <DM> (PLEASE DON'T DO THIS ON SUNDAY GOD DANGIT)
  615. <Maliki> (aslo may i suggest opening the bottle of darknessXD)
  616. <DM> (oh god)
  617. <DM> (oooooooooh god)
  618. <Dex> shazam
  619. <Light> There is a rumor... we Sheikah, both of the new and the old... do not know for sure.
  620. <Light> The rumor... is that we Sheikah were not originally protectors of the Royal Family.
  621. <Kirran> A truly rare occurance.
  622. <Light> However, I swear, as an oath to the Royal Family, who have allowed us to serve with them...
  623. <Light> We will protect them. And will die for them, if needs be.
  624. <Light> ... the next trial begins soon. Is there anything else you all wish to know before this realm fades?
  625. <Kirran> How could someone not meant to be part of the trials enter them?
  626. <Kirran> (Short of drunken magical abilities)
  627. <Darte> "The Unseen. She is not of your own?"
  628. <Red_Enrics> (Actually, my existence should too be a plotpoint here, theoretically.)
  629. <Light> The realm of the Sheikah Trials is an area that any Sheikah can control.
  630. <Red_Enrics> (I honestly think we shouldn't take that part as a drunk joke.)
  631. * Red_Enrics yawns
  632. <Darte> "Any Sheikah... whether they defend the Royal Family or not."
  633. * Darte muses.
  634. <Light> Even the Sheikah of the past can enter and alter it. However, we should notice if any Sheikah enters or alters it. Whoever it was that just altered this realm was let in by a Sheikah... but was not Sheikah himself.
  635. <Red_Enrics> That still doesn't answer how the hell I got here.
  636. * Dex sidles up to the DM.
  637. * Dex whistles casually.
  638. * Dex steal attempt.
  639. <Dex> $25d10
  640. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 7, 4, 9, 7, 10, 2, 5, 1, 6, 7, 7, 3, 4, 2, 8, 9, 2, 10, 5, 4, 1, 5 and 9. Total: 136. Successes: 17.
  641. * DM uses Bloodwind's stats to defend.... so Wisdom stat is....
  642. <DM> $75d10
  643. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 75 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 390. Successes: 49.
  644. <Kirran> (Counter steal?)
  645. * DM counter steals Dex.
  646. <DM> *Rolling Power vs. your Wisdom!*
  647. <DM> $32d10
  648. * Dex is now in the DM's inventory.
  649. <Tatl> DM: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 1, 7, 6, 2, 10, 8, 3, 9, 5, 7, 7, 2, 6, 3, 10, 3, 5, 8, 1, 7, 6, 6, 4, 8, 5, 10, 2, 1 and 5. Total: 169. Successes: 23.
  650. <Maliki> o.o
  651. <Maliki> dex is an item!
  652. <Red_Enrics> (I'm a cat, can I haz serious moment.)
  653. <DM> ........
  654. <DM> you gotta be kiddin' me
  655. <DM> what the hell
  656. <Dex> now you gotta write up an item called Dex
  657. <DM> ........................
  658. <DM> [box=Dex][list]
  659. <Dex> then you can use me whenever
  660. <Red_Enrics> (;~;)
  661. <DM> [*]A lizard that should die. When used, it dies.[/list][/box]
  662. * DM uses Dex.
  663. <DM> *Dex dies.*
  664. <Light> As for the Unseen, she is not of our own. I have said I only know of two female Sheikah - Sheik and Impa. THAT was not either of them.
  665. <Red_Enrics> Argh
  666. * Darte nods.
  667. <Kirran> That's for sure. Plus it kept switching genders.
  668. <Light> In fact, that Blood Spear... only someone that can control blood should be able to use that...
  669. <Dex> I'm now curious as to what all I can steal for fun.
  670. * Red_Enrics is still wrapping around the question of how the hell he got here.
  671. * DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (My foot.)
  672. * Dex (~DoubleEx@47.54.26.134) has joined #zurpg
  673. * Dex sidles over to Kirran.
  674. * Dex yawns.
  675. <Darte> (Now he's Peg-leg DM the Goron Pirate)
  676. * Dex steals.
  677. <Dex> $25d10
  678. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 6, 9, 3, 4, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 10, 2, 2, 4, 2, 10, 8, 10, 2, 10, 10, 1, 3, 1 and 2. Total: 125. Successes: 15.
  679. <Kirran> >_>
  680. <Light> I'm familiar with one person that can control blood... you may have heard of him... he only has somewhere over a 20,000 Rupee bounty on his head.
  681. <Dex> yer wisdom stat there dicky
  682. <Kirran> $34d10
  683. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 5, 4, 6, 3, 10, 9, 4, 9, 5, 10, 4, 10, 2, 9, 9, 6, 9, 9, 7, 1, 3, 2, 6, 4, 4, 1, 8, 7, 5, 5, 5 and 8. Total: 197. Successes: 25.
  684. <Dex> $32d10
  685. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 2, 6, 2, 7, 3, 4, 5, 4, 6, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 6, 3, 5, 8, 10, 6, 7, 10, 8, 1, 9, 9, 3, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 175. Successes: 21.
  686. <Light> The female voice may have been an illusion.
  687. <Red_Enrics> (Fitting music for the situation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4AO0YZtiE0 )
  688. <Dex> wisdom again and once more
  689. <Light> As for you, Red_Enrics...
  690. <Kirran> $34d10
  691. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 9, 6, 6, 4, 6, 8, 10, 3, 8, 6, 1, 8, 1, 10, 5, 5, 1, 7, 6, 1, 2, 5, 3, 3, 1, 3, 6, 2, 6, 2, 3, 6 and 4. Total: 166. Successes: 21.
  692. <Light> I have no idea.
  693. <Darte> ( lol )
  694. <Dex> ROLL OFF
  695. <Dex> $32d10
  696. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 2, 8, 10, 8, 10, 10, 4, 7, 2, 10, 2, 2, 7, 8, 2, 9, 9, 10, 7, 7, 10, 2, 2, 3, 5, 8, 6, 6, 3, 2 and 5. Total: 193. Successes: 27.
  697. <Kirran> $34d10
  698. <Tatl> Kirran: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 7, 3, 8, 2, 7, 2, 10, 4, 10, 2, 6, 6, 3, 7, 6, 10, 10, 5, 5, 10, 2, 4, 7, 9, 6, 4, 7, 10, 9, 7, 10 and 2. Total: 210. Successes: 30.
  699. * Red_Enrics sighs
  700. <Dex> lame
  701. <Darte> "Perhaps he slipped in at the same time as this intruder."
  702. * Darte shrugs.
  703. * Kirran considers Eye of Truthing Dex
  704. * Darte glances at Red_Enrics with renewed suspicion.
  705. * Dex walks away.
  706. * Dex sidles up to Red.
  707. <Light> The next trial begins. Good luck.
  708. <Red_Enrics> Don't even touch me
  709. * Dex stealy stealy from Redy Redy.
  710. * Light fades away.
  711. * Light is now known as X_X
  712. <Dex> $25d10
  713. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 8, 6, 7, 7, 2, 9, 9, 1, 2, 6, 9, 6, 3, 5, 1, 9, 9, 4, 8, 8, 10, 1, 10 and 4. Total: 148. Successes: 18.
  714. <Red_Enrics> $23d10
  715. <Tatl> Red_Enrics: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 4, 8, 8, 1, 7, 10, 7, 10, 4, 5, 7, 1, 8, 7, 3, 6, 10, 7, 9, 3 and 8. Total: 146. Successes: 19.
  716. <Dex> $32d10
  717. <Tatl> Dex: You rolled 32 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 1, 3, 9, 7, 10, 9, 4, 2, 6, 5, 3, 1, 4, 3, 8, 9, 6, 5, 5, 1, 3, 9, 10, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 4 and 1. Total: 175. Successes: 22.
  718. <DM> *The grey realm fades to darkness, and the loading screen returns to haunt you all.*
  719. <DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
  720. <Darte> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xsXXOnlOgA
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