Yellow - Ultimate Warrior

Without warning, Yellow spoke up from the side. “I- I think I’ve got it! I can feel something… It’s growing out of me, like-”

**“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”**

The entire room was caught off-guard as a man with an oiled, muscular physique, an 80’s-style blonde explosion of hair, and face paint in exclusively neon colors erupted from Yellow’s back and screamed so loud that the nearby overhead lamp shattered in a spray of glass, and Hermes’ glasses followed shortly after. Yellow instinctively cupped her hands to her head, but the man tore her arms away and shouted directly in her ears.

**“WHO ARE YOU?!”**

“I- I’m- My name is Ye-”

**“SPEAK UP IF YOU’RE GOING TO ADDRESS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!”**

“YELLOW!” the terrified, confused girl shouted. “MY NAME IS YELLOW!”

**“GOOD!”**

Ultimate Warrior floated over Yellow’s miniscule shoulders like a cape, grabbing her by the crown of her head with one hand (an action that made Gon flinch and made Danny come to his feet) and lifted her to her feet before addressing the room in a cocaine-fueled trance.

“**LISTEN!** Some of you *have* come here todaaaa*aaayyyyy*, seeking glory… GLORY that is not so EASILY WON! EVery man desires greatness, but it is **the man with fires of combat** stoked in the **furnace of his heart** that will ^rise ^^to ^^^the ^^^^challenge and SEIZE the *day*!” He leaned forward until he was looking at Yellow directly in the eyes, only upside down, his hair obscuring her face from view completely.

**“DO YOU WANT TO BE A WARRIOR!?!”**

“Wh-what?!”

**“DO YOU WANT TO TASTE THE LIFEBLOOD OF YOUR ENEMY AS THEY CLING TO THEIR FINAL BREATH?!”**

“No!” Yellow practically spat the word out. “No, absolutely not!”

Ultimate Warrior grabbed Yellow by either side of the head and headbutted her viciously in the face.

**“UNACCEPTABLE!"**

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Round 7b, FreestyleKneepad