Session Start: Thu Dec 08 14:18:36 2011
Session Ident: #whorefighters
03[14:18] * Now talking in #whorefighters
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15[14:18] <Doctopus> ...
15[14:18] <Doctopus> I think we all knew this was comin'
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03[14:18] * Whorefighter_Piggy changes topic to 'WHOREFIGHTERS'
15[14:18] <Doctopus> VICTOR
[14:18] <Tuomey> heeeh
[14:18] <Dr_Agasa> because fuck,
[14:19] <Dr_Agasa> this name can't be resisted.
15[14:19] <Doctopus> Everyone assumes victor is a frankenstein's monster type. Nope. Just a dude with two penises and quadruple joints.
[14:19] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Piggy's male Expy is Hog-Tied
09[14:19] * Tuomey whorefights Dr_Agasa
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[14:19] <Shebleha> Oh dear god.
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09[14:19] * Dr_Agasa attacks Tuomey with RASPY BEARD
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15[14:19] <Doctopus> DUSTY: Yes. That Dusty. Some ladies LIKE a man with a little fire in him. And on him. And around him.
09[14:19] * Tuomey repels with AWESOME BEARD
09[14:20] * @Whorefighter_Piggy oh god haahaha
[14:20] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> "And that was how Dusty got raped, then everybody was immolated"
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15[14:20] <Doctopus> Jimmy Jones! Jimmy is a projecting empath. Ever wanted to fuck a guy who projects every sensation? FEEL WHAT IT'S LIKE TO FUCK YOURSELF, OR A PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE.
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[14:21] <Dr_Agasa> well fuck me.
[14:21] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Frank and Fran. A brother-sister duo who were surgically combined into one monstrosity, together!
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15[14:22] <Doctopus> Little Lisa! An immortal child, she's totally legal, but still tight! Enjoy the feeling of an ageless, elastic preteen snatch. :U
[14:22] <Tuomey> what
[14:22] <Dr_Agasa> :|
[14:22] <Tuomey> what the fuck
[14:22] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Gumball! Feel a woman made of living, edible rubber!
[14:22] <Dr_Agasa> kind like of Evangeline?
[14:22] <Dr_Agasa> ...wait, no one'd get the reference except Clef.
15[14:22] <Doctopus> Valerie the Harpy! ALL THE CLOACA. ALL OFIT.
15[14:22] <Doctopus> From Negima?
[14:22] <Dr_Agasa> yeah.
15[14:23] <Doctopus> Nah, she's not a vampire. Just immortal. :U
[14:23] <Dr_Agasa> Eva overcame her bloodlust
[14:23] <Dr_Agasa> she's more like, general lust.
15[14:23] <Doctopus> yeah, but this is totally an immortal kid. with only one power. NOT DYING.
15[14:23] <Doctopus> That's it.
[14:23] <Dr_Agasa> and regeneration.
[14:23] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Of course
15[14:23] <Doctopus> Can't fight you off. Can't stop you from doing anything, has a miserable life.
15[14:23] <Doctopus> :U
[14:23] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> She's probably a hell of a fighter
15[14:23] <Doctopus> Yep
[14:23] <Dr_Agasa> well -
[14:23] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Give her a weapon and she will take out aLL that rage
[14:24] <Dr_Agasa> i bet that she could be fucking badass.
15[14:24] <Doctopus> SHE COULD
[14:24] <Dr_Agasa> just needs a Wise Old Master.
15[14:24] <Doctopus> If she wasn't under contract.
[14:24] <Dr_Agasa> contract?
15[14:24] <Doctopus> With MC&D
[14:24] <Dr_Agasa> oh, shite.
15[14:24] <Doctopus> She can't get out of whorin' or fighting.
15[14:24] <Doctopus> THIS IS WHAT WHOREFIGHTERS IS BRO
15[14:24] <Doctopus> MC&D AFTER DARK ENTERTAINMENT
15[14:24] <Doctopus> AND IT'S ALWAYS AFTER DARK SOMEWHERE.
[14:25] <Dr_Agasa> :\ i'd save her.
[14:25] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Why?
[14:25] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Just look at Leggy Lucy
15[14:25] <Doctopus> She's making good money.
[14:25] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Who prefers it with MC&D
[14:25] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> because what other place will hire a woman with eight legs and six arms?
[14:25] <Dr_Agasa> i'd pretend to rape her and call Clef in as soon as she's securely covered by my body, which wears a bulletproof belt. show's over.
[14:25] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Plus, Leggy Lucy makes such a cut...
15[14:25] <Doctopus> she knows the clients have limits on what they could do, and if they pay to go over, she gets extra
15[14:26] <Doctopus> Agasa, SHE WOULDN'T GO WITH YOU.
[14:26] <Dr_Agasa> honestly.
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Plus, if you're a GOOD MC&D worker
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> You get a lot of benefits
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Extravegent dinners
15[14:26] <Doctopus> Seriously, who wants to go to the Foundation?
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Wine with world leaders
15[14:26] <Doctopus> Booze.
15[14:26] <Doctopus> An amazing apartment.
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> A bottomless shoe budget
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> If you're REALLY good you get to go work for Goldtongue or Eva
15[14:26] <Doctopus> All you gotta do is fuck some guys.
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Who let you pick your clients
15[14:26] <Doctopus> If you're bad, you work for Erwin.
15[14:26] <Doctopus> 8D
[14:26] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> NO
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> NOT ERWIN
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> PLZ NO
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy>  ;-;
09[14:27] * @Whorefighter_Piggy cries
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> I can't decide how PIggy was made
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> I think she's a politicians daughter
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> But he fell into debt, and fell out of power
15[14:27] <Doctopus> Who didn't make payments?
15[14:27] <Doctopus> yessss
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[14:27] <Clef> I can't believe i'm doing this
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> Eva took one look at the chubby, delicate girl and went "...Somebody mix her with something. LIke a cow, something farmy."
[14:27] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> "She's not skinny or exotic enough to get the tiger treatment."
[14:28] <@Whorefighter_Piggy> And then they bought in an angry she-hog, and mixed her with it
15[14:28] <Doctopus> hahaha
15[14:28] <Doctopus> clef, lemme give you the logs, so you know what we've already got