FGO Valentine '18 - Oda Nobunaga (Berserker) Eng Translation

[The scene starts with an explosion]

Option 1: Explosion !?
Option 2: Already from the beginning!?

	Nobunaga:
		I’ve kept you waiting [Playername]!
		……*cough cough*! Umu, maybe it was a bit too explosive.
		…… aa, *clears throat*
		…… Once again, indeed, I am the Lord of the Sixth Hea- eh? You already know? I suppose so.
		Well don’t worry about the details. This occasion is the once-in-a-year Valentines!
		You win if you enjoy yourself in these types of occasions! U ha ha ha-… *sneeze*
		Yep, it’s cold here, is it not?

Option 1: No, well considering what you’re wearing and the season being what it is…
Option 2: Nobbu is the outdoorsy type, no, the Demon Lord type, after all!

Option 1 route:
	Nobunaga:
		Fool!  If I took off my swimsuit I’ll just be my usual awesome self!
		A swimsuit is needed for the Swimsuit me to remain myself. That is to say, like me and [Playername], we are inseparable……

Option 2 route:
	Nobunaga:
		No, well rather than being the Demon Lord type, I am the Demon Lord itself.
		What? It feels like being the Demon Lord makes me immune to catching a cold?
		Of course that’s not the case! I’m a delicate Nobbu!

Back to the main:
	Nobunaga:
		Well, that matters not. Anyway, this year’s chocolate is amazing. Look!
		A jewel that is the Chocolate Skull that has pushed one step further than before.
		No long is it simply wabi-sabi, it has gone beyond into wabi-ROCK!
		Furthermore, the cool pose is a bonus!

Option 1: ……
Option 2: Well, this is

	Nobunaga:
		Fuhahahahaha! Can’t speak because it’s simply too elegant. I thought so, I thought so!
		However, this is not yet the complete form.
		Let’s go! I am the Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven, 「Swimsuit Nobbu • IN • Valentine」!*1


[More explosions, and scene change]

	Nobunaga:
		And like this, we flambé the choco like this…
		Now, it is complete…!
		Swimsuit Nobbu Special 「Definitely Not Burning Choco」!

[Player receives the Chocolate]

Option 1:  Uh, behind you is…
Option 2: …ah, …yep

	Nobunaga:
		U-ha-ha-ha! It is great enough to be sold in some fancy East Asian restaurant now, don’t you think?
		Here, don’t be so reserved and eat up. I did prepare this for you, after all.
		Now now, I know how happy you are to receive it from me, but you don’t need to act so embarrassed.
		Eh? Me? There’s no way that I’m embarrassed!
		…Well, if you insist that it’s absolutely necessary, I guess I wouldn’t mind eating it together with you!
		…By the way, this room, is it hot? Is it not hot?

Option 1: Is this something inherent with you?
Option 2: It can’t be helped, huh

	 Nobunaga:
		UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !?
		I just realised that we did a double Honnouji!
		Eh? Quickly undo it?
		No, well, how should I put this, there isn’t really a follow up after activating this,
		Or rather, I’m the Demon Lord of the Sixth Heaven of Love and Fire…
		… Well, it can’t be helped, huh!


[Scene changes to a beach]

Option 1: ……uu, hmm
Option 2: Huh? If I remember, something was burning…

	Nobunaga:
		…Nn, you woke up.
		Sorry; being me I got a bit too excited. I get a bit out of hand when I’m with you.
		Here; though it’s melted quite a lot by now, here’s the remainder of the chocolate.
		--- Is it good? …I see, then I’m glad.
		………
		………
		Hey, [Playername]……
		………
		… No, it can’t be helped if it is me, of all people.
		…………….
		Now, it’s about time to go back.

Option 1: … Okay
Option 2: Just then, what were you about to say?

Option 1 route:
	Nobunaga:
		… umu.

Option 2 route:
	Nobunaga:
		…Hey, maybe one of these days.

Back to the main:
	Nobunaga:
		Aaaalright! Then it’s a race back to Chaldea!
		U-ha-ha-ha!
		If you win against me, it’ll be Atsumori Live tonight until morning!
		Be sure not to be late, [Playername]!



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Translator note:
1. The full chant here before she blows up the room is
三界神仏燼と帰せ！
我こそは第六天魔王波旬, 「水着ノッブ• IN • バレンタイン」！

I didn't translate that first line because well, I suck and I wasn't sure how to even read it.