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Bob Goes On An Advencha, Session 3

Jan 10th, 2017
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  1. * Darte revs the engines on this bad boy
  2. <DM> *LAST TIME ON ZERPYGEE! The DM decided to play around with a gimmick involving darkness, where lighting torches with darkness causes darkness thus allowing you to continue forward.... what. Anywho, Orithan has a Dark Magic Lamp, Dex one-shotted the remastered Tonberry despite its 99,999 Hearts, annnd he also lost 3000 Rupees cause he kicked an old man's door down.
  3. <DM> *Also, so far on the ongoing puzzle secret thingy, you've got Right, Upwards Triangle, Up, and Left, and you know there's two more. I wonder if more hints will drop...
  4. <DM> *Everyone ready?
  5. * DM el pokesies Hal, Anyastasia, Darte and Kirran.
  6. <Anyastasia> Nyo
  7. * Anyastasia takes more pun damage, but is still at 1h
  8. <Hal> Yes
  9. <Hal> (Stats?)
  10. <Kirran> Rowdy
  11. <DM> (if you want)
  12. <SubconsciousEye> ((Actually yes))
  13. * Darte nods..
  14. <DM> -=SESSION STARTO!=-
  15. <DM> *Okee dokey, with the Old Man now gone from the furthest room as you re-enter it, you find that it's a different room. Hah, I shuffled it out!
  16. <DM> *There's a light shining down from above, hitting the middle of the room. In the four corners are, oh hey, guess what... more unlit torches, YAAAAAAY! No sealed door though.... or heck, there's no doors in this room. At all. The one you just came through just disappeared.
  17. <DM> *Bob, stop causing physically impossible dungeon designs.
  18. * Hal investigates the room, knowing the mechanics behind the torches
  19. <DM> *Anywho, this time there's... 3 Gerudo Warriors, and a frigin' Wisp. Whatcha gunna do 'gainst this suckers?
  20. <Kirran> Nope.avi
  21. <DM> *Hal, you find that on the floor, right beneath the light in the center, it seems slightly separated from the rest.
  22. <DM> *Perhaps this might be the way out?
  23. <Kirran> What kind of light?
  24. * Darte ponders. "Time to dig..."
  25. <DM> *Just standard sunlight in the middle. There's a hole in the ceiling, though it's preeeeeetty high up. Hookshot won't get ya there.
  26. <DM> (el statso - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
  27. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  28. * Kirran is hiding in the shadows.
  29. <DM> *The Gerudo Warriors see you and assemble in a formation
  30. * Anyastasia climbs up a wall just to be safe
  31. * Darte wants to tug that whisp into some REAL light.
  32. <Kirran> Because wisps can go right back to hell.
  33. <DM> *Kirran, for some reason, this room has no shadows despite the lack of actual light, save for the more bright light in the middle.
  34. * Anyastasia has taken too many pun damages thanks to master DM
  35. <Kirran> wat
  36. <Hal> (I mean our current player stats)
  37. <DM> *It seems the walls are providing light. Yeah, see OoT dungeon design.
  38. <DM> (well I'm linking enemy stats anyways)
  39. * Kirran goes cross-eyed trying to contemplate how that's even supposed to work.
  40. <DM> *Well, actually Kirran, there are shadows! ..... behind your allies!
  41. <Darte> (OH NO it's this again)
  42. <DM> *Also, you folks coooould light a shadow up....... in theory.
  43. * Darte should stomp another hole in the floor)
  44. <DM> (oh?
  45. * Anyastasia is hanging on a wall, wouldn't her shadow technically be in front of her?
  46. <DM> *.... sure, Anyastasia
  47. <DM> *Eeeeeveryone, roll fer bonus turns, see who the heck gets any.
  48. <Kirran> $1d2
  49. <Navi> Kirran: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
  50. <DM> $3d15
  51. <Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 15 Sides. Results: 11, 4 and 2. Total: 17.
  52. <Hal> $init 1d10
  53. <Navi> Hal: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
  54. <Kirran> Oh, well I guess I'll fight
  55. <DM> *One Gerudo gets a bonus turn.
  56. <DM> $1d10
  57. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
  58. <Darte> $1d10
  59. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 6. Successes: 1.
  60. <Kirran> $init 1d11
  61. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
  62. <DM> *SHEIKAH VS. GERUDO IN THE BONUS ROUND, FIGHT!
  63. <DM> *Note: You can use Cover as a reaction, provided you have an actual action left in the turn. Gonna apply this rule to enemies too.
  64. * Hal has his shield and his materia
  65. <DM> -BONUS ROUND, GERUDO VS. KIRRAN
  66. <DM> *Gerudo1 aims at Kirran.
  67. <Kirran> (Do I have to target the Gerudo?
  68. <DM> (not necessarily)
  69. <DM> *Gerudo Warrior uses both her swords and does a Cross Slash! Deals full damage and removes 4 Magic on-hit
  70. <DM> [Gerudo]: You're fast, but I'm faster!
  71. * Anyastasia meanwhile is hanging around by the wall, still at 1h due to puns. Me-Ow.
  72. <DM> (courage defense)
  73. <DM> $40d10
  74. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 4, 9, 5, 9, 4, 2, 3, 6, 10, 3, 9, 2, 3, 1, 2, 5, 3, 2, 4, 5, 1, 3, 3, 6, 3, 10, 8, 4, 8, 3, 7, 2, 2, 2, 1, 5, 4, 4 and 10. Total: 181. Successes: 18.
  75. <DM> pffffffftttttttttttt
  76. <Kirran> $33d10
  77. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 33 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 6, 8, 5, 8, 9, 6, 3, 2, 8, 6, 6, 8, 9, 8, 4, 1, 8, 2, 5, 6, 5, 1, 7, 6, 3, 8, 10, 6, 1, 9, 9 and 7. Total: 193. Successes: 25.
  78. <DM> WHELP
  79. <DM> *Annnnnd despite Gerudo1 being really fast, she trips along the way and misses Kirran entirely.
  80. <DM> [Sonic]: GOTTA GO FAST!
  81. * Kirran attacks the wisp with Rokan's Lance.
  82. <DM> *A blue hedgehog goes in and out of your vision.
  83. <Hal> o.o
  84. <Kirran> $25d10
  85. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 3, 5, 6, 9, 7, 7, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 10, 8, 2, 7, 9, 6, 2, 3, 7, 9, 8, 9 and 7. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
  86. <Kirran> $49d10
  87. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 7, 6, 3, 3, 3, 6, 8, 8, 4, 4, 4, 10, 6, 5, 3, 7, 5, 10, 8, 1, 8, 3, 3, 1, 10, 2, 8, 9, 8, 5, 3, 4, 10, 6, 7, 2, 1, 4, 10, 4, 8, 3, 4, 4, 8, 6 and 10. Total: 274. Successes: 34.
  88. <DM> (jesus)
  89. <Hal> 17h 5m - Poised and ready
  90. <DM> $5d10
  91. <Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 8, 3 and 4. Total: 23. Successes: 2.
  92. <DM> *Wisp is HIT!
  93. <DM> (that lance hits straight out of magic instead of damage, right?
  94. <Anyastasia> 1h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit) | DM's Punmaster Damage
  95. <Kirran> (yep)
  96. <DM> (not that it matters against wisps cause lolwarp shield
  97. <DM> *Your lance causes a piercing blow to the Wisp, almost annihilating it in a single strike!
  98. <DM> *Wisp uses Magic Regen to recovers 10 Magic.
  99. <DM> (reaction)
  100. <DM> 40 - 32 = 8 + 10 = 18m left
  101. <DM> Wisp: 5h, 18m
  102. <DM> (doin' a support action or nay?)
  103. <DM> (doh, I could've had the gerudo block for the wi- oh well)
  104. <DM> *Gerudo1 uses Spirit Infuse on herself.
  105. <DM> *Gerudo Warrior's spirit infuses into the target, giving them +3 Dice on all rolls.
  106. * Kirran casts mirage on himself
  107. <DM> -BONUS ROUND, END
  108. <Kirran> EFFECT: Target gains Disillusion:
  109. <Kirran> Gives you a $1d3 chance to auto-dodge an attack, with a 1 being successful. Once this successfully procs, Disillusion is removed.
  110. <DM> -ROUND 1, STARTO!-
  111. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 1: 20h, 5m | +3 Dice
  112. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 2: 20h, 5m
  113. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 3: 20h, 5m
  114. <DM> Wisp: 5h, 18m
  115. <DM> *Suddenly, from the hole in the ceiling, another Dark Magic Lamp falls... directly onto Wisp.
  116. <DM> *Its flames turn black and causes a shadow around it. Anyone without darkvision loses 5 dice when trying to attack Wisp.
  117. <Kirran> That's not going to save it.
  118. * Kirran says to nobody.
  119. * Darte cries inside.
  120. <DM> *Both Gerudos 2 and 3 use Spirit Infuse on Gerudo 1!
  121. * Darte cries outside.
  122. <DM> *Gerudo 1 uses Cover on Wisp!
  123. <Kirran> (Are we doing free rounds again?)
  124. * Darte cries with a side of fries.
  125. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 1: 20h, 5m | +9 Dice | Covering Wisp
  126. <DM> (Yyyyyep, no turn order, go nuts)
  127. * DM eats the fries.
  128. <Darte> Now it's just fish, no chips :(
  129. <DM> *Wisp goes for some revenge on Kirran!
  130. <DM> *Don't ask how the heck it does this next part...
  131. <DM> *Wisp focuses its magic to shine an extremely bright light at a target! On-hit, causes target's rolls to be halved next round
  132. <DM> (wisdom defense)
  133. <Darte> I call BS :P
  134. * Hal casts Block on Kirran as reaction
  135. <DM> $30d10
  136. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 4, 10, 7, 1, 8, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5, 6, 4, 7, 7, 7, 6, 1, 5, 9, 4, 8, 6, 10, 7, 8, 5, 4 and 10. Total: 183. Successes: 26.
  137. * Darte bethorns Kirran.
  138. <DM> *The Gerudo seem to be keeping watch on you all, staying defensive rather than attacking first.
  139. <Darte> DESCRIPTION: Surround someone with a thorny, electric shield that pulses in reaction to an attack.
  140. <Darte> EFFECT: Give a target Thorns:
  141. <Darte> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the attack’s Damage (before Armor is factored in), which then removes Thorns.
  142. <Hal> 17h 1m
  143. <DM> (Darte, Thorns wouldn't actually reflect this one, it deals no damage, lol
  144. <Darte> (Actually I should cast that on Hal)
  145. * Kirran uses eye of truth on Gerudo 1
  146. <DM> *Kirran just ignores the Daze as it gets blocked by Hal's spell.
  147. <Kirran> (Roll wisdom defense)
  148. <Kirran> $25d10
  149. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 5, 1, 3, 1, 2, 1, 5, 7, 1, 1, 1, 7, 5, 8, 3, 2, 4, 3, 6, 2, 7, 3 and 8. Total: 98. Successes: 10.
  150. <DM> (oh snap, he's doin' it)
  151. <DM> $29d10
  152. <Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 5, 10, 3, 5, 7, 7, 10, 8, 9, 1, 9, 9, 5, 5, 10, 5, 6, 6, 10, 3, 8, 1, 7, 1, 6, 8 and 7. Total: 186. Successes: 28.
  153. <Kirran> (And failing miserably
  154. <DM> *C-C-C-COUNTER!
  155. <Kirran> rerolling the gerudo...
  156. * Hal equips his replenishing Deku Nuts and sends a Flashbang at Wisp!
  157. <DM> $29d10
  158. <Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 3, 7, 10, 2, 10, 5, 9, 6, 4, 6, 5, 4, 4, 4, 8, 9, 3, 3, 4, 8, 2, 7, 6, 3, 3, 6 and 8. Total: 163. Successes: 19.
  159. <DM> *No counter!
  160. <Kirran> (She also shouldn't be getting bonus dice)
  161. <DM> *But Hal, Gerudo1 is in the way! Your flash hits it instead.
  162. <DM> (oh right, this ignores that, my bad
  163. <DM> $20d10
  164. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 6, 6, 5, 3, 6, 7, 2, 10, 6, 8, 4, 1, 2, 7, 5, 5, 5 and 3. Total: 95. Successes: 13.
  165. <DM> *Yeah, still missed.
  166. <Hal> Roll your Courage -3 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  167. <Hal> Damage: None
  168. <Hal> EFFECT: If it hits, target gets Blinded:
  169. <Hal> When target does any action that does not target themselves, they roll $1d3. If it is a 1, they automatically miss.
  170. <Hal> +6 Successes
  171. <Hal> $12d10
  172. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 6, 5, 9, 2, 10, 1, 4, 5, 9 and 5. Total: 70. Successes: 10.
  173. <DM> $39d10
  174. <Navi> DM: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 10, 3, 7, 6, 9, 9, 5, 4, 6, 8, 5, 8, 5, 9, 2, 9, 2, 9, 5, 8, 3, 4, 9, 2, 4, 3, 7, 3, 7, 4, 6, 7, 6, 3, 2, 5 and 1. Total: 217. Successes: 25.
  175. <DM> *Whelp, thanks to the bonus successes, no counter, buuuuut your flash fails as Gerudo1 dashes in and slashes the flashbang in half before it does anything.
  176. <DM> *Wisp casts Mirage on Gerudo1 and then activates Magic Regen
  177. <DM> *Wisp casts a powerful illusion on the target, giving them a $1d3 chance to dodge anything.
  178. <DM> (fyi, there is a way to dis-spell that)
  179. <DM> (outside of conventional means)
  180. * Hal looks around to see if there are any black torches
  181. * DM clarifies - 1 = dodge
  182. <DM> *There are no black torches, just unlit torches.
  183. <Kirran> We're all mirages here.
  184. * Darte wonders what would happen if they stood in the light square.
  185. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 1: 20h, 5m | +9 Dice | Covering Wisp | $1d3 chance to dodge anything
  186. <Kirran> (Have to go afk for a while)
  187. * Anyastasia attempts to move towards one end of the room, while on a wall.
  188. <DM> [Gerudo]: We've learned from those two mis-fits from last time. Bring it, fools!
  189. <DM> *Anya, you get by pretty much undetected. Seems they're not looking up...
  190. <DM> *If you manage to stay undetected, perhaps an attack from there could bypass cover...
  191. <DM> *Kirran suddenly turns into a statue, courtesies of being afk, whatever that means.
  192. * Anyastasia also attempts to look around on the current end of the room for anything.
  193. * Darte stands in the center of the room and pulls out his harp, strumming the Ballad of the Windfish in an effort to enter the wisp's dreams.
  194. <DM> ..................
  195. <DM> I'm sorry what
  196. <DM> the wisp's
  197. <DM> ...... dreams
  198. <DM> ....... hang on I...... I need to figure out how the heck this actually works, lol
  199. * Anyastasia is also currently on AFK mode because dammit puppies
  200. <DM> *Alllllrighty. Darte, you enter a tranced state before spontaneously blinking out of existence and into Wisp's dreams.
  201. <DM> *ANNNNND that's it for Darte's turn this turn!
  202. <DM> *I believe that's all anyone can do this round, asides from Anya looking at a lack of detailed room for things that sadly don't exist, asides from unlit torches.
  203. <DM> *Blame lazy me.
  204. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 1: 20h, 5m | +9 Dice | Covering Wisp | $1d3 chance to dodge anything
  205. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 2: 20h, 5m
  206. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 3: 20h, 5m
  207. <DM> Wisp: 5h, 18m
  208. <DM> -ROUND 2-
  209. * Hal Covers Darte
  210. <DM> *Wisp appears to be stunned, along with Darte.
  211. <DM> (oh wow, just realized, I didn't attack w/ the Gerudo last round despite the fact I could.... DOH
  212. <DM> [Gerudo]: Well, they're harmless enough. Kill them all... but ignore the furry one. I hear he's a bit... tough, to kill.
  213. <DM> *Hal, you find you can't cover Darte... cause Darte is literally inside of Wisp's dreams.
  214. <DM> (so that takes no action from you
  215. <DM> (though..... Kirran is actually open)
  216. <DM> *Gerudo2 goes for the strike against Kirran!
  217. * Hal covers Kirran as a reaction!
  218. <DM> (anyone wanna roll for Kirran or cover him?
  219. <DM> *Gerudo Warrior uses both her swords and does a Cross Slash! Deals full damage and removes 4 Magic on-hit
  220. <DM> $40d10
  221. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 9, 7, 4, 3, 4, 9, 2, 5, 7, 3, 4, 2, 1, 6, 5, 9, 8, 9, 2, 4, 1, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 9, 8, 9, 10, 4, 7, 6, 8, 10, 9, 6, 2 and 4. Total: 237. Successes: 27.
  222. * Hal also reacts by using Quick Switch to bring out his shield over his Deku Nuts
  223. <Hal> $19d10
  224. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 7, 4, 5, 3, 9, 3, 10, 7, 5, 4, 8, 4, 2, 5, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 11.
  225. <DM> (Shieldling your nuts? Oooohhhhh myyyyyy
  226. <Hal> (Out)
  227. <DM> (juuuuuust kiddin')
  228. <Hal> 27-11-11 = 5 Damage
  229. <Hal> 12h 0m
  230. <DM> *Darte, in Wisp's dreams, you're covered in darkness. Lots... and lots.... of darkness.
  231. <DM> [Gerudo]: Dangit furry guy, get out of my way!
  232. * Darte listens for any indication of the nightmares that haunt his dreams.
  233. <DM> [Gerudo]: To heck with it, kill the furry first!
  234. <DM> *Gerudo3 goes for a Cross Slash on Hal!
  235. <DM> $40d10
  236. <Hal> $19d10
  237. <Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 3, 9, 1, 8, 7, 10, 7, 2, 1, 1, 4, 5, 8, 8, 9, 10, 6, 2, 10, 3, 7, 4, 1, 10, 6, 5, 8, 1, 8, 4, 5, 10, 2, 5, 8, 9, 5 and 5. Total: 227. Successes: 31.
  238. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 6, 5, 4, 1, 2, 1, 9, 2, 6, 1, 2, 9, 7, 5, 9, 7, 10 and 3. Total: 99. Successes: 13.
  239. <Hal> 31-13-11 = 7 Damage
  240. <DM> *Annnnnd another hit! Holy crap, HAL CAN TAKE DAMAGE
  241. * Hal consumes Red Potion
  242. <DM> *I'VE FOUND HIS WEAKNESS. I JUST GOTTA SPAM GERUDO ON- nope, nevermind, he's back to invulnerability.
  243. <Hal> 15h 0m
  244. <DM> *This time, Gerudo1 goes for the attack.
  245. <DM> (el cross-slash)
  246. <DM> $49d10
  247. <Navi> DM: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 10, 10, 7, 5, 10, 9, 9, 8, 7, 3, 3, 7, 9, 8, 10, 9, 10, 1, 8, 1, 6, 8, 2, 4, 5, 6, 3, 1, 6, 5, 5, 6, 5, 2, 10, 5, 1, 8, 3, 7, 1, 5, 4, 9, 3, 3, 8 and 2. Total: 281. Successes: 38.
  248. <Hal> $19d10
  249. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 2, 9, 3, 4, 3, 7, 10, 5, 8, 5, 10, 2, 1, 4, 3, 10 and 9. Total: 104. Successes: 13.
  250. <DM> (........ is it me, or did that only drop you to one heart?
  251. <Hal> (It did only drop me to 1 Heart)
  252. <DM> [Gerudo]: WHAT IS THIS FURRY GUY MADE OF?!
  253. <Hal> 1h 0m | This is why people shouldn't AFK
  254. * Darte rummages in his pack, plucking out an ember seed and chowing it down. He tromps over to the wisp even as his... uh. Dorsal fin lights ablaze.
  255. <Hal> (If they can)
  256. <DM> *Darte spontaneously re-appears and exits the dream.
  257. <Darte> Oopth :X
  258. * Hal staggers, barely alive after getting hit by three consecutive Gerudo slashes
  259. <DM> *Well, since you did just appear out of nowhere and are right next to the Wisp, this will ignore Gerudo1's cover.
  260. <DM> *Darte, you can oddly see right through the darkness of Wisp just fine.
  261. <Darte> (Is that end of turn?)
  262. <DM> (oh, misread, derp
  263. <DM> *Okay, with you point-blank to Wisp, the flames re-ignite him, burning out the black flames- oh what the ffffffffffsteak
  264. <DM> *Wisp is invigorated to full health and magic and, now free from the darkness, JOINS YOUR TEAM!
  265. <DM> *Annnnd since it hasn't done anything yet........ it casts Orb of Light...... x3
  266. <DM> *Wisp spawns an Orb of Light, which disperses and causes itself and its allies to recover 5 Hearts & Magic
  267. <DM> (so 15 Hearts & Magic to you all)
  268. <Hal> Aaaaah thank you
  269. <DM> [Gerudo]: What in the WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!
  270. <Hal> 16h 13m | Fully rejuvinated.
  271. <DM> *The Dark Magic Lamp falls away from Wisp now that it's free.
  272. <Anyastasia> 15h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit) | On a wall, undetected for some reason
  273. <DM> *Gerudo2 quickly snags it.
  274. <DM> *Annnnnd that appears to be round 2.
  275. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 1: 20h, 5m | +9 Dice | $1d3 chance to dodge anything
  276. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 2: 20h, 5m
  277. <Darte> 15h 10m | Flaming Dorsals
  278. <DM> Gerudo Warrior 3: 20h, 5m
  279. <DM> Wisp: 5h, 40m
  280. <Hal> Now, let's march!
  281. <DM> -ROUND 3, STAAAAAAAART!-
  282. <DM> *Gerudo1 makes a motion to the other two Gerudo.
  283. <Kirran> (Back)
  284. * Darte bethorns Hal.
  285. <DM> *Kirran spontaneously unfreezes to find...... oh no.
  286. <DM> *OH NO.
  287. <DM> *KIRRAN...... DARTE DID SOME SHENANIGANS..... AND NOW WISP IS ON YOUR SIDE.
  288. <Darte> 15h 6m | Toasty Fins
  289. <Kirran> $1d2
  290. <Navi> Kirran: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Heads.
  291. <DM> *IT EVEN JUST HEALED YOU W/ 15 HEARTS & MAGIC.
  292. <Kirran> Eh, guess I'm alright with that.
  293. * Hal activaves the robe's Enhanced Protection
  294. * Kirran plots to kill it later with a hammer.
  295. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Time to handle this Wisp.
  296. * Hal cancels that action
  297. <DM> *Gerudo1 goes for an attack on the Wisp!
  298. <DM> *Gerudo Warrior uses both her swords and does a Cross Slash! Deals full damage and removes 4 Magic on-hit
  299. <DM> $49d10
  300. <Navi> DM: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 1, 10, 9, 6, 3, 8, 8, 6, 5, 9, 10, 9, 10, 8, 1, 4, 1, 8, 3, 6, 5, 8, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 7, 7, 3, 5, 8, 2, 3, 3, 5, 10, 10, 1, 5, 8, 10, 3, 8, 8, 4, 1 and 9. Total: 306. Successes: 42.
  301. * Hal casts Sponge on the Wisp
  302. <DM> [Gerudo1]: TRAITOR!
  303. <DM> $5d10
  304. <Navi> DM: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 5, 6 and 10. Total: 25. Successes: 4.
  305. <DM> (is that the half-damage move?
  306. <Hal> (Yes)
  307. <DM> *Wisp is hit, but courtesies of support from Hal, it only takes 38/2 = 19 damage, and diverts it to Warp Shield as it also regens 10 magic back.
  308. * Kirran uses eye of truth on Gerudo 1
  309. <DM> *Gerudo2.... lights one of the unlit torches.
  310. <DM> *Gerudo3 uses Cover as a reaction on Gerudo1!
  311. <Kirran> $25d10
  312. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 8, 9, 2, 4, 6, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 5, 1, 10, 5, 2, 5, 2, 2, 7, 10, 10, 1 and 10. Total: 133. Successes: 19.
  313. <DM> $20d10
  314. <Navi> DM: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 2, 3, 3, 7, 3, 3, 9, 10, 1, 10, 4, 6, 4, 2, 8, 9, 2, 3 and 9. Total: 106. Successes: 11.
  315. <DM> *It's a hit! ..... on the wrong one.
  316. <DM> (wazzat the eye of truth do again?
  317. <Kirran> -2 wisdom and 3 neutral damage
  318. <Kirran> Also they have to tell the truth when asked questions.
  319. <DM> (oh dear)
  320. * Anyastasia looks around to locate where the Gerudo2 is at.
  321. <DM> *Gerudo3 seems slightly dumber than before.
  322. <DM> *Anya, you see a veil of darkness covering one of the corners of the room, where one of the unlit torches was. Your catvision cannot see through it... unless you yourself get inside.
  323. * Kirran asks Gerudo 3 how she feels about her two comrades.
  324. <DM> [Gerudo3]: I.... they are my sisters of war. I shall defend them with my life, as they shall defend me!
  325. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Well said, sister. See, Sheikah? Your tricks do not work on us.
  326. <DM> *Gerudo2 is out of sight from everyone.... except Kirran, though he's more focused on asking questions.
  327. * Anyastasia apparently now has catvision, despite not currently having any skill that grants her as such
  328. <DM> [Gerudo1]: I'll cover you, get the other torch.
  329. <DM> *Suddenly, a dark magic lamp is tossed at Gerudo3.
  330. <DM> *From out of ze darkness.
  331. <DM> *Gerudo1 maintains a defensive position.
  332. * Hal intercepts the torch with a PSI Blast!
  333. * Anyastasia slowly tries to approach the darkness.
  334. <DM> *Gerudo1 uses Cover as a reaction on the torch!
  335. * Hal changes it to PSI Quake
  336. <DM> *Since it's mid-air..... okay how does a quake hit something in mid- oh whatever, roll it
  337. <DM> *Gerudo1 loses 5 dice on this defense.
  338. <Hal> (PSI QUake ignores Cover)
  339. <DM> (...... touche)
  340. <Hal> EFFECT: This bypasses Cover.
  341. <Hal> Roll your Wisdom +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  342. <Hal> Damage: +2
  343. <Hal> $23d10
  344. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 1, 6, 9, 2, 3, 8, 1, 4, 8, 9, 5, 10, 1, 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 4, 1 and 6. Total: 99. Successes: 10.
  345. <Hal> (glad this wasn't vs a Gerudo...)
  346. <DM> *Gerudo1 fails to Cover as a quake rumbles through the ground and ruptures the air above it, tossing the Dark Magic Lamp back into the air. Anyone wanna try and grab it?
  347. <Hal> Someone, grab the lamp
  348. <DM> *Gerudo1 can't grab it as she's recovering from a failed cover attempt.
  349. * Kirran grabs the lamp
  350. <DM> *Gerudo3 attempts to leap for it!
  351. <DM> *KIRRAN VS. GERUDO, ROLL COURAGE!
  352. <DM> $30d10
  353. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 8, 7, 2, 10, 10, 1, 2, 7, 1, 8, 5, 3, 10, 3, 3, 3, 10, 1, 8, 10, 2, 9, 2, 5, 10, 5, 9 and 10. Total: 177. Successes: 25.
  354. <Kirran> $30d10
  355. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 3, 8, 4, 5, 7, 4, 6, 8, 10, 6, 5, 5, 8, 5, 7, 1, 8, 7, 2, 5, 7, 4, 4, 9, 8, 4, 3 and 6. Total: 176. Successes: 23.
  356. <Hal> (any rerolls?)
  357. <DM> *Wisp uses a Daze on Gerudo3!
  358. <DM> *Wisp focuses its magic to shine an extremely bright light at a target! On-hit, causes target's rolls to be halved next round
  359. <DM> $30d10
  360. * Hal readies to reroll Gerudo3
  361. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 3, 6, 10, 7, 10, 6, 10, 5, 4, 10, 1, 8, 5, 9, 3, 2, 9, 10, 8, 10, 5, 5, 3, 9, 3, 1, 2 and 5. Total: 175. Successes: 25.
  362. <DM> $25d10
  363. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 7, 10, 10, 6, 6, 9, 2, 6, 4, 5, 6, 4, 2, 10, 2, 5, 1, 10, 4, 9, 10, 9 and 3. Total: 152. Successes: 22.
  364. <DM> *Gerudo3 is hit and is Dazed, thus forcing to reroll on the jump.
  365. <DM> $15d10
  366. <Navi> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 5, 3, 9, 10, 9, 3, 6, 8, 2, 2, 4, 10 and 3. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
  367. * Anyastasia is still attempting to slowly approach the darkness.
  368. <Kirran> Does that mean the lamp gets a counter attack on the Gerudo?
  369. <DM> (lol)
  370. * Hal facepalms
  371. <Hal> 16h 8m
  372. <DM> *Kirran, the Dark Magic Lamp fumbles as it bounces off of Gerudo3's head and then lands...... in Kirran's inventory, though not as a Dark Magic Lamp......
  373. <Kirran> (I'm suddenly worried about this thing's proximity to Raine...)
  374. <DM> *Instead Kirran, in your inventory, you find Black Arrows!
  375. <DM> [Raine]: OOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
  376. <Hal> Should I be concerned about Raine right this minute?
  377. <Kirran> It's generally safer to just always be concerned about her...
  378. <DM> *Anya, you're now close enough to the darkness. You look in, and instead of seeing Gerudo2...... you see something..... armored. And carrying a laaaaarge axe. It looks directly at you.
  379. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Go, your sister is done, don your armor!
  380. * Anyastasia cat-eye stares at a random wall
  381. <Hal> ?
  382. <DM> *Gerudo3 uses her remaining action to leap into the darkness as an Iron Knuckle walks out of it.
  383. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Well then, it's time we flipped the tables.
  384. <DM> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
  385. <Hal> Welp, there goes my plan
  386. * Darte waddles his way into the darkness, sword at the ready and mane a-blazin'
  387. <DM> *Wisp casts Mirage on both Darte and Kirran!
  388. <Kirran> (Yay, double mirage)
  389. <DM> *Wisp casts a powerful illusion on the target, giving them a $1d3 chance to dodge anything.
  390. <Darte> 15h 6m | Toasty Fins | Miraged
  391. <DM> (oh god)
  392. <Darte> 15h 6m | Toasty Fins | Miraged ($1d3 dodge)
  393. <Anyastasia> 15h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit) | On a wall, somewhere
  394. <DM> *Kay, anyone got any actions left?
  395. <Kirran> 15h 10m | Double Mirage
  396. * Kirran examines the black arrows
  397. <DM> *Anya, the wall cat-stares back at you blankly. ...... wait what?
  398. * Anyastasia has basically already spent all her actions
  399. * Hal reexamines his options
  400. <DM> *Kirran, it seems it's some arrows with black flames on the tips of the arrows.
  401. <Kirran> (If I get a triple mirage, does that mean I can phase in and out of reality at will?
  402. <DM> (I wouldn't test that theory)
  403. <DM> (also, these two mirages stack cause they're technically different)
  404. <DM> (unless you find a third mirage effect that does something different.....
  405. <DM> -ROUND 4!-
  406. <DM> [Gerudo]: Sis... cleave 'em.
  407. <DM> *Iron Knuckle goes for Wisp!
  408. <DM> *Iron Knuckle uses its massive Goliath Axe and swings for a wide cleave attack, hitting all enemies! Main target takes +10 Damage, everyone else takes Half Damage
  409. <DM> $30d10
  410. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 4, 7, 5, 7, 9, 5, 9, 3, 6, 9, 7, 4, 8, 5, 7, 10, 1, 2, 2, 9, 1, 1, 2, 7, 9, 3, 8, 2 and 3. Total: 165. Successes: 20.
  411. <DM> (right, hits all of you)
  412. * Hal covers Wisp
  413. <DM> *Anya, you're still on the wall annnnnd thus, this misses you.
  414. <Hal> $14d10
  415. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 2, 6, 7, 6, 3, 5, 1, 1, 8, 6, 9, 4 and 10. Total: 78. Successes: 11.
  416. <Kirran> $1d3
  417. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  418. <Hal> 16h 8m | +2 Armor
  419. <Kirran> $1d3
  420. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  421. <Kirran> Nope, and nope.
  422. <Hal> 20-11+10-13 = 6 Damage
  423. <DM> *Kirran fails to phase through the giant axe of doom.
  424. <Kirran> (What am I rolling for defense here?)
  425. <DM> (power, mah bad)
  426. <Hal> (Power)
  427. * DM pokes Darte for power defense roll.
  428. <Darte> $1d3
  429. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  430. <Hal> (Also shouldn't Hal technically have Thorns?)
  431. <Darte> $13d10
  432. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 9, 7, 7, 8, 8, 7, 9, 4, 5, 2, 1 and 7. Total: 80. Successes: 10.
  433. <Kirran> $21d10
  434. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 1, 8, 10, 7, 4, 2, 2, 4, 2, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 7, 10, 5, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 109. Successes: 13.
  435. <DM> (did someone cast thorns on you?
  436. <Hal> (I forgot that only to remember now
  437. <DM> (ahhh
  438. <Hal> (IIRC Darte)
  439. <DM> (sure)
  440. <Kirran> (I also have that)
  441. <Kirran> From turn 1 I think.
  442. <DM> *Hits on both Darte and Kirran, though just half damage.
  443. <Darte> DESCRIPTION: Surround someone with a thorny, electric shield that pulses in reaction to an attack.
  444. <Darte> EFFECT: Give a target Thorns:
  445. <Darte> The next time the target is hit by a Combat Action, the attacker takes Damage equal to the attack’s Damage (before Armor is factored in), which then removes Thorns.
  446. <DM> *Thorns procs from hitting Kirran, dealing 4 damage back to- nvm, it bounces off Iron Knuckle's armor.
  447. * Hal takes a glancing blow, only for that blow to hit the Iron Knuckle three times as hard
  448. <Darte> 11h 6m | Spitfire Sail | Mirage
  449. <DM> *9 damage from Hal from Thorns, -6 = 3 damage to Iron Knuckle
  450. <DM> *Yeah, your thorns kinda glances the Iron Knuckle a bit, nothing more.
  451. <Hal> (+10 damage from Damage Modifier)
  452. <Hal> (I covered Wisp)
  453. <DM> right
  454. <DM> *Nevermind, it hurts like heck as it seems to tear a chunk of the armor off.
  455. <DM> Iron Knuckle: 32h
  456. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Guess I need to do everything myself...
  457. <DM> *Gerudo1 goes into the darkness.
  458. <DM> *Kirran, you can see into the darkess, and it looks like she's lighting one of her blades with a black flame.
  459. <DM> *Also, the other Gerudo in there seems to be half-way done transforming into an Iron Knuckle.
  460. * Kirran fires a bomb arrow at the pair
  461. <DM> *Iron Knuckle stands guard around the darkened area.
  462. <Kirran> or not...
  463. <Kirran> (How am I seeing around that behemoth?)
  464. <DM> (Sheikah has darkvision, write-in effect
  465. <DM> (oh, around ironk nuckle? uhhhhhh
  466. <DM> (MAGIC)
  467. * Darte decides to poke at the Knuckludo if he can see it from the darkness blob. (Geruckle?)
  468. <DM> (wat)
  469. <DM> (poke as in actual poke move?
  470. <Orithan> $recall
  471. <Compa> $recall
  472. <DM> *The room seems to fitz in and out for a moment as various outside source internets go blank.
  473. * Kirran uses mass blind on the whole group because screw this darkness crap.
  474. <DM> *Iron Knuckle can't cover two targets at once!
  475. <Kirran> $31d10
  476. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 5, 9, 5, 4, 3, 10, 5, 3, 7, 8, 4, 4, 7, 10, 8, 9, 2, 2, 1, 10, 1, 1, 2, 10, 7, 1, 4, 8, 9 and 5. Total: 172. Successes: 22.
  477. <DM> *Wisp helps Kirran on this, aiming a Daze at Kirran's Mass Blind!
  478. <DM> $30d10
  479. <Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 4, 10, 7, 6, 10, 1, 9, 6, 9, 2, 10, 6, 2, 7, 4, 3, 8, 4, 2, 9, 5, 4, 8, 1, 4, 1, 9 and 2. Total: 162. Successes: 19.
  480. * Anyastasia slowly backs away as to avoid the nonsense.
  481. <DM> (Kirran, add $19d10 to that
  482. <Kirran> $49d10
  483. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 5, 9, 4, 1, 5, 3, 2, 3, 9, 1, 4, 8, 6, 5, 4, 10, 7, 2, 4, 9, 10, 8, 2, 7, 9, 6, 8, 7, 7, 4, 10, 2, 3, 3, 3, 7, 6, 4, 9, 4, 4, 3, 1, 10, 8, 5 and 9. Total: 270. Successes: 31.
  484. <Hal> (There are like only two enemies out right now?)
  485. <DM> (oooooor that works too)
  486. <Kirran> (wow, perfect 19)
  487. <DM> $10d10 on IronKnuckle
  488. <Navi> DM: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 2, 3, 5, 10, 5, 2, 8 and 10. Total: 56. Successes: 9.
  489. <DM> *Transforming knuckle can't defend and is auto-hit.
  490. <DM> $29d10 for Gerudo1
  491. <Navi> DM: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 7, 3, 4, 8, 5, 7, 1, 1, 2, 4, 10, 6, 8, 2, 6, 7, 9, 10, 6, 4, 6, 8, 6, 1, 7, 1 and 2. Total: 154. Successes: 19.
  492. * Hal hurls a PSI Quake at the transforming Iron Knuckle.
  493. <Kirran> Stand with the light or fall!
  494. <DM> *MASS BLIND NO JUTSU! It's a HIT, bursting out all of the darkness and unlighting the torch, though one of Gerudo1's blades seems to have transformed into a blade of darkness.
  495. <Hal> $23d10
  496. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 1, 9, 8, 3, 2, 5, 7, 9, 6, 8, 10, 10, 7, 5, 7, 9, 1, 4, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 135. Successes: 18.
  497. <Hal> +2 Damage
  498. <Hal> 18+2 = 20 - Armor
  499. <DM> *With the darkness gone and only half-transformed while also blind, she can't defend this one at all.
  500. <Kirran> (Kirran has unlocked "Miniature sun")
  501. <Hal> 10h 7m
  502. <Hal> 10h 7m | +4 Armor
  503. <Kirran> Hey, Gerudo(3), are you afraid yet?
  504. <DM> *PSI Quake hits her hard, causing her own half formed armor to reverberate the rest of her health down to nothingness.
  505. <DM> (that WAS Gerudo3 that just died, lol)
  506. <Kirran> Well, I guess they can't all be winners...
  507. * Kirran kicks a Geodude.
  508. <Hal> One of them bites the dust
  509. <DM> [Gerudo1]: Excuse me. I need this.
  510. <DM> *Gerudo1 uses her dark blade...... to stab the Iron Knuckle?!
  511. * Anyastasia is still hanging on a wall, practically ignoring the shenanigans, because she is technically a cat-human hybrid.
  512. <DM> [Gerudo2]: Wh- ...... w-
  513. <DM> *The armor of the Iron Knuckle seems to fade off as it forms directly onto Gerudo1. Gerudo2's spirit seems to be getting siphoned directly to Gerudo1.
  514. <Hal> ...
  515. <DM> [Gerudo2]: But...... I...... we're all.... si-si-sisters.......
  516. <DM> *Gerudo2 turns into a lifeless husk.
  517. <Kirran> 0_0
  518. <Kirran> Uh, hey Raine? Is there anything you can do with these black arrows to make them not a DM trap?
  519. <DM> *The remaining Gerudo now has stats of a Gerudo Warrior, carries two large blades, has the abilities of both the GerudoWarrior and IronKnuckle, annnd from the spirit siphon at the end, seems to have an additional +5 stats.
  520. <DM> *Annnnd increased armor.
  521. * Darte weeps internally.
  522. <DM> [Raine]: Ooooh these arrows aren't a DM trap at all!
  523. <DM> [Raine]: I smell the sweet scent of dark cake from it.... use 'em! For me, pleaaaaaaaase?
  524. <DM> -ROUND 5-
  525. * Kirran shrugs.
  526. <DM> Gerudo Warrior: 25h, 10m
  527. <Kirran> Well, could be fun at least.
  528. * Darte blasts a wave of Glacial Ice at the Geruduckle.
  529. <Darte> Roll your Wisdom +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
  530. <Darte> Damage: +3
  531. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 5 Courage.
  532. <Darte> $26d10
  533. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 6, 7, 7, 3, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 6, 5, 1, 8, 10, 8, 6, 5, 5, 6, 4, 2, 1, 10 and 10. Total: 158. Successes: 23.
  534. <DM> $25d10
  535. <Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 7, 2, 2, 8, 8, 8, 4, 5, 1, 1, 2, 8, 8, 1, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 9, 7, 6 and 4. Total: 107. Successes: 10.
  536. * Kirran fires a black arrow at the Darude Knuckle
  537. <DM> *It's a- oh wait, even better....
  538. <DM> *C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Roll it!
  539. <DM> (hits courage, by the way)
  540. <Darte> (Holy cannoli that was a bad roll)
  541. <Kirran> $35d10
  542. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 9, 5, 3, 9, 5, 5, 2, 1, 7, 4, 9, 5, 2, 2, 9, 3, 2, 1, 1, 10, 1, 4, 2, 2, 5, 3, 1, 1, 8, 4, 4, 7, 8 and 7. Total: 154. Successes: 16.
  543. <Kirran> (So was that...)
  544. <Darte> ( :| )
  545. <DM> $35d10
  546. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 3, 1, 7, 4, 7, 1, 2, 1, 3, 3, 10, 6, 5, 10, 6, 4, 1, 9, 5, 2, 4, 7, 2, 4, 5, 6, 8, 1, 4, 4, 6, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 159. Successes: 18.
  547. <DM> *Kirran, add 10 dice to that.
  548. * Hal equips his Siphoning Wand over the shield and siphons 5 Magic to Wisp
  549. <Kirran> $10d10
  550. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 4, 10, 2, 6, 2, 1, 2 and 7. Total: 44. Successes: 5.
  551. <DM> *Gerudo ends up using KAITEN! on Darte's attack!
  552. <DM> *Gerudo Warrior uses both her swords, infuses them with magic, and spins rapidly, deflecting the attack back at a random enemy!
  553. <DM> $1d5
  554. <Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 1.
  555. <DM> *It aims at Hal! And its got the same attack success rate.
  556. <DM> *On the flipside, Kirran, your black arrow hits Gerudo, dealing....... no damage? Huh?
  557. <Kirran> Raine....
  558. * Hal reacts with Quick Switch to get his shield out
  559. <DM> [Raine]: Ahhh yes, now..... she's marked. Hit 'em with a big one!
  560. <Hal> $24d10
  561. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 1, 6, 5, 3, 9, 2, 5, 3, 6, 10, 10, 7, 3, 3, 2, 9, 7, 4, 7, 7, 7 and 6. Total: 139. Successes: 19.
  562. <Kirran> Big what?
  563. <DM> *She's nomming on the cake you gave her earlier.
  564. <DM> *She is simultaneously happy and her eyes are glowing a blood red.
  565. <Hal> *over his Siphoning Wand
  566. <Darte> O_O
  567. <Hal> 19-23 = lol no damage but ouch -Attack Dice
  568. <DM> (-5 courage, actually)
  569. <DM> *Gerudo uses a Spin Attack...... specifically with her Dark Blade.
  570. <DM> *The spin attack carries a wave of darkness that..... ignores all of you...... but hits all the torches.
  571. <Hal> 10h 2m | +4 Armor | -5 Courage
  572. <DM> [Gerudo]: Yes..... more..... more power.......
  573. * Anyastasia tries to move closer to one of the torches she is somewhat near to
  574. <DM> *Kirran, through the darkness, you can see an aura of what appears to be pure evil glowing around her. You had the same feeling when you saw Agahnim earlier.
  575. <DM> *Anya, you can see the black flame lighting the torch with darkness, courtesies of your cat vision.
  576. <DM> *The light in the middle of the room is still piercing through the darkness, illuminating just the middle of the room.
  577. <DM> *Talkin' like a 5x5 foot space, that's it.
  578. <Kirran> Hey Wind, is Natural order a support action?
  579. <Anyastasia> ((But am I moving closer to the torch is the question))
  580. <DM> *Wisp does a magic regen and spam casts Light Orb, causing you all to recover.... very little. The darkness is screwing with Wisp's powers.
  581. <DM> (yes, you are moving closer to it
  582. <DM> (uhh, copy+pasta it, I need to see it real fast
  583. <DM> (wait
  584. <DM> (I remember that, no it's not
  585. <DM> (that's a combat action
  586. <Kirran> (Well, shit...)
  587. <DM> (round's about over anyways
  588. <DM> *You all recover only 3 hearts and magic.
  589. <DM> *Wisp's magic regen didn't appear to work either.
  590. <Hal> (Hang on)
  591. * Anyastasia attempts to attack the torch handle with her tail once she is close enough to reach it with her tail
  592. <DM> (roll it)
  593. <Anyastasia> RESTRICTIONS: This is an Innate Skill. Only Nekohumans can learn and use this skill.
  594. <Anyastasia> DESCRIPTION: Whack a target with your tail! Isn't that amazing?
  595. <Anyastasia> Roll your Courage +4 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  596. <Anyastasia> Damage: +1
  597. <Anyastasia> $24d10
  598. <Navi> Anyastasia: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 8, 8, 4, 5, 8, 1, 4, 9, 6, 9, 2, 5, 10, 6, 8, 6, 6, 7, 2, 9, 10 and 3. Total: 147. Successes: 19.
  599. <Hal> 10h 5m | +4 Armor | -5 Courage
  600. <DM> *Your tail whack cuts the handle clean in half (what), cause the torch to flip upside and land on the floor. Courtesies of physics..... the torch goes out.
  601. <DM> *It is no longer pitch black in the room, and you can all see.... though just barely. Darklink, you have perfect vision; Anya, you can kinda see.
  602. <Kirran> (Does Eye of Truth work as a support action?)
  603. <DM> (nope.avi)
  604. <DM> (well, depends..... what are you using it on? the Gerudo? or someone else?
  605. <Kirran> (Well, I assume the Gerudo in this instance, but you're saying if it was an ally or an object it would be?)
  606. <DM> (yep)
  607. * Hal moves to one of the corners of the room and fires a PSI Blast at the torch
  608. * Hal recovers 3 Hearts and gains 2 Armor
  609. <Kirran> (Is there anything reflective around here?)
  610. <DM> (Darte's blazing fins?
  611. <Kirran> (wut)
  612. <Hal> 13h 4m | +6 Armor | -5 Courage
  613. <DM> *Hal, your PSI Blast extinguishes the black flames from the torch, removing some of the darkness in the room.
  614. <Darte> (oh no)
  615. <DM> [Gerudo]: No..... NO! STAY AWAY FROM MY POWER!
  616. * Anyastasia has basically exhausted her turn for the round.
  617. <DM> (startin' next round as soon as I get back with some ice cream)
  618. <Kirran> (Just to be clear about something, you did mention back in session 1 that a Gerudo can only use that deflection when they have magic, yeah?
  619. <Kirran> )
  620. <DM> (yes)
  621. <DM> Gerudo Warrior: 25h, 5m
  622. <Hal> (DOes it have any Bonus Attack/Defense Dice inherrited from her normal form)
  623. <DM> (the +9 dice went out the window)
  624. <DM> (got replaced by the +5 stats)
  625. <DM> alrighty, round over
  626. <DM> -ROUND 6-
  627. * Kirran stabs the superknuckle with Rokan's Lance
  628. <Kirran> $25d10
  629. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 7, 4, 3, 4, 9, 10, 6, 7, 8, 10, 1, 6, 10, 5, 4, 6, 4, 5, 1, 4, 1, 8 and 9. Total: 145. Successes: 19.
  630. <DM> $35d10
  631. <Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 5, 1, 4, 5, 3, 1, 1, 10, 4, 3, 3, 3, 2, 9, 10, 9, 8, 10, 4, 8, 5, 8, 3, 9, 3, 3, 2, 3, 1, 10, 9, 5, 10 and 3. Total: 183. Successes: 22.
  632. <DM> *Your lance attack misses just barely as she evades.
  633. <Kirran> $49d10
  634. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 49 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 3, 10, 3, 6, 2, 5, 9, 4, 3, 8, 2, 1, 8, 6, 8, 3, 4, 10, 1, 6, 3, 2, 9, 4, 2, 7, 9, 2, 10, 8, 5, 2, 7, 7, 8, 9, 1, 6, 2, 4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 247. Successes: 27.
  635. <DM> oh wait
  636. <DM> hah-hah
  637. <DM> right
  638. <DM> *Correction, your lance attack hits perfectly!
  639. <DM> *As your attack connects, there's suddenly the flare of a black flame!
  640. * Anyastasia attempts to go for another torch to knock out while trying to hug the wall as much as she can.
  641. <DM> 5 * 2 = 10
  642. <DM> *Your attack's strength doubles, knocking its magic to nothing, AND causing it take extra damage from the lance's effect!
  643. <DM> *Gerudo is suddenly smited by her own evil, losing her remianing magic, taking 10 neutral damage, annnd 5 more carryover damage courtesies of Black Arrows.
  644. <Kirran> You're up Flounder.
  645. <DM> *Some of her extra armor falls off and for an instant, you see her flicker.
  646. <DM> [Gerudo]: My turn.
  647. * Hal swaps his shield for his wand and fires a blast of Magic at the black torch.
  648. <Hal> *a Black torch
  649. * Darte will do things the old-fashioned way.
  650. <Hal> $26d10
  651. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 1, 4, 9, 4, 5, 7, 8, 6, 4, 6, 8, 3, 3, 2, 5, 10, 8, 2, 8, 9, 8, 9, 3, 1 and 2. Total: 138. Successes: 15.
  652. <DM> *Gerudo goes for a Fury Strike against Kirran! +5 Damage, and if it kills you, it cleaves to another target
  653. <DM> (roll courage to defend)
  654. <Kirran> (also gets -3 successes from Shadowskien armor, just as a heads up)
  655. <Kirran> $1d3
  656. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  657. <Kirran> $1d3
  658. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  659. <Kirran> Dodge-o-matic
  660. * Darte lunges into a slash at the Knucklerudo.
  661. <DM> *With the extra armor gone, the Gerudo doesn't just slash at you.... she appears right next to you, slashing annnnnnd missing right as her blade phases through you.
  662. <Darte> Roll your Courage +12 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  663. <Darte> Damage: +0
  664. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, you identify the enemy’s movements; causing you and your allies to gain 5 Dice when attacking and defending against that target.
  665. <Darte> $47d10
  666. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 4, 3, 8, 7, 1, 2, 2, 8, 9, 8, 2, 4, 5, 5, 7, 7, 9, 6, 4, 1, 4, 3, 9, 2, 5, 9, 4, 1, 10, 4, 8, 4, 7, 6, 1, 8, 7, 3, 6, 6, 10, 8, 10, 5 and 2. Total: 252. Successes: 30.
  667. <DM> (good luck landing that vs. Reckless Fury mode)
  668. <DM> $55d10
  669. <Hal> (A third black torch could be gone)
  670. <Navi> DM: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 289. Successes: 35.
  671. <Kirran> Can't hit a shadow, but nice try.
  672. * Darte rerolls
  673. <Darte> $47d10
  674. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 8, 10, 8, 5, 8, 10, 7, 7, 2, 10, 9, 6, 9, 9, 9, 3, 9, 10, 7, 2, 9, 5, 5, 10, 3, 3, 2, 8, 3, 8, 6, 1, 8, 3, 5, 6, 2, 1, 2, 4, 1, 10, 9, 10, 8 and 8. Total: 296. Successes: 40.
  675. <DM> *Darte, for the first time in forever...... your courage attack actually- nvm
  676. <Darte> Try me hun ;)
  677. <Kirran> : 0
  678. <DM> **Annnnd your attack lands right as another torch falls to Hal's blasting.
  679. <DM> *Along with Anya knocking over the last torch.
  680. <Hal> 13h 4m | +8 Armor | -5 Courage
  681. <DM> *Wisp empowers Darte with its sudden burst of light, now that the darkness is gone.
  682. <DM> *Darte, add another $50d10 to that.
  683. <Darte> $50d10
  684. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 50 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 8, 9, 9, 7, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6, 7, 4, 9, 4, 9, 10, 2, 1, 4, 7, 3, 5, 8, 6, 6, 8, 5, 5, 6, 3, 7, 3, 10, 6, 1, 6, 9, 4, 2, 5, 10, 8, 8, 9, 2, 6, 8, 3 and 7. Total: 294. Successes: 37.
  685. <Hal> 0.o
  686. <Darte> (Why do I feel like my flaming hair should be Dandy-style at this point)
  687. <Darte> (Gimme that Porpoise Pompadour)
  688. <Kirran> (You know, for once, I can't top that imagery. Well played sir.)
  689. <SubconsciousEye> ((Does this mean that he is firing a Darte into the "Darteboard" (actually Gerudo)?))
  690. <DM> *Your attack, uber-empowered by the light, your blazing fins, and Dandy-style flaming hair, cuts Gerudo right down the middle, her body burning away from the epic attack.
  691. <Hal> Whooo. That was close
  692. * Darte now takes the time to stop, drop, and roll.
  693. <DM> *A quick melody plays, and suddenly, the floor begins to drop, except for the section in the middle with the light shining down on it.
  694. <DM> *Wisp uses Light Orb hax to fully recover everyone to max hearts and magic.
  695. <Darte> 15h 10m | Simmering Down
  696. * Anyastasia attempts to hurry towards the middle of the room
  697. <DM> *Anya, you get on the pillar while everyone else is slowing descending.
  698. * Kirran grabs a relatively flat piece of the remaining armor and sets to polishing it.
  699. <Hal> 18h 13m
  700. <DM> *Annnd after about 100 feet into the abyss, the floor stops descending. Anya, you being a cast will NOT save you from fall damage at this distance.
  701. <DM> *Though I suppose you could just climb down the pillar...
  702. * Anyastasia wonders why the others just let themselves drown to the depths of despair
  703. <Kirran> (Something something I am the night.)
  704. <DM> [Raine]: Whoa.... whooooooaaaaaa...
  705. * Anyastasia then realizes that she is a cat-human hybrid, she doesn't fucking care.
  706. <DM> *Raine suddenly goes dark...... and she doesn't turn back.
  707. <Hal> ?
  708. * DM high-fives Anyastasia.
  709. <DM> [Raine]: That's a good one... a goooood presence....
  710. <Kirran> Oh dear. Brace yourselves people. This is not a drill...
  711. * Anyastasia looks around ontop the pillar in a meantime
  712. <Hal> What is happening?
  713. <DM> [Raine]: Man, Aggie really stepped up his security here...
  714. <Hal> Who are we fighting?
  715. <Kirran> You know how canaries die in coal mines.
  716. <Kirran> ?
  717. <DM> *Raine is perfectly asleep in a bed of darkness inside her bottle.
  718. <DM> *..... what.
  719. <Hal> Too much toxic darkness?
  720. <Kirran> Imagine the opposite and darkness. That's what's happening.
  721. <Darte> The canary... is killing... the coal?
  722. <Kirran> Yes.
  723. * Darte adjusts his glasses irritably.
  724. <Kirran> That is exactly it Darte.
  725. <DM> *At the bottom, you see a door has been revealed. It's not sealed at all.
  726. <Hal> Oh dear.
  727. <Kirran> >_>
  728. <Hal> You seem to know this guy
  729. <Hal> Err whoever we have to fight next
  730. <DM> *None of you see anyone else...
  731. * Anyastasia is still looking around, for some reason
  732. <Kirran> No, not really. But I know Raine...in so much as one can.
  733. <DM> [Raine]: Teehee!
  734. <Hal> (So wait, only Kirran can see?)\
  735. <DM> [Raine]: I mean... *sleeping*
  736. <DM> *Nah, the area is lit up, you can see fine.
  737. * Darte looks to Kirran's pack. "Is she our canary?"
  738. * Anyastasia then just jumps off of the pillar, next to the wall in case she needs to catch it
  739. <DM> *And this time, there's actual, normal fire torches lighting the area.
  740. <DM> [Raine]: *snore snore desu*
  741. <Hal> (can I snuff them out before they summon enemies?)
  742. <DM> (You can try)
  743. <Kirran> Yeah, and if I didn't think she'd cause more trouble being left behind, I'd leave her.
  744. * Hal uses his wand to snuff out a torch
  745. <Kirran> She doesn't power up like that off of any old darkness.
  746. * Hal recalled his previous experience with torches in this place
  747. <DM> *The torch is snuffed, annnd the lightning in the area goes down a bit. There's 5 torches left.
  748. <DM> *Nothing seems to happen.
  749. <Darte> I love a good snuff film.
  750. * DM high-fives Darte.
  751. <Hal> 9.9
  752. <Kirran> Hey Raine, how does Agha-whatsit stack up to your master anyways?
  753. <DM> [Raine]: ...... you'd..... leave me?
  754. * Anyastasia catches the wall before she gets too close to the ground, and then just climbs down for the remainder of the space
  755. <DM> *Raine completely ignored your Aggie comment.
  756. <DM> [Raine]: Leave me..... you'd say?
  757. <Kirran> I'm worried about you absorbing too much of this stuff.
  758. <DM> *Anya seems to be content wall jumping down courtesies of Mario 64 wall jumping physics.
  759. <Kirran> Can't be good for your health.
  760. <DM> *Raine seems a bit ticked off.
  761. <DM> [Raine]: You know what, for that... I'mma tick off that presence.
  762. <DM> *Raine pops out of her bottle and into your inventory.
  763. <Kirran> Raine...you're not getting the other strawberry shortcake if you do that.
  764. <Kirran> I was going to give it to you for the help you gave us on the Gerudo armor.
  765. <DM> *She ignores you as she uses her darkness to light off one of your Black Arrows.
  766. <DM> *Like a rocket, it zooms out of your inventory and towards the door.
  767. <DM> [Raine]: There! Hit the door, and the presence awakens-
  768. <DM> *Suddenly, the arrow zooms upwards and towards the fourth wall- WAIT WHAT?
  769. <Hal> This does not sound good.
  770. <Kirran> Told you Raine reacting was bad news.
  771. <DM> OH GOD
  772. <DM> MY EYES
  773. <DM> WHAT THE HECK KIRRAN, YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT ARROWS AT THE DM
  774. <Kirran> Who the heck was that?
  775. <DM> JESUS THE BLACK ARROWS ARE FRIGIN' PAINFUL, GAAAAAHHHHHHHH
  776. <Darte> I think you literally pissed off god
  777. <Kirran> Wouldn't be the first time?
  778. * Hal equips his shield, standing guard
  779. <DM> God, I gotta go bleach my frigin' eyes out......
  780. <DM> Hang on, I'm getting a replacement....... jerks.
  781. * DM leaves the room.
  782. <Hal> (brb)
  783. <Bloodwind> *Hi, Handsome Jack here- I mean, your lovable and trusty friend, Bloodwind! And before you say I was a rip-off, I was handsome jacking before he was even a thing! … okay, that could have come out better.
  784. <Kirran> Oh for the love of...not this guy again...
  785. * Darte shrieks.
  786. <Bloodwind> *As you may know... one of you stupid idiots actually attacked the DM! Seriously guys, you can’t just flip ten-sided coins and then take them back, that’s on you guys. Frigin’ Sheikah…
  787. * SubconsciousEye pokes Bloodwind with a stick
  788. <Kirran> Hey, you can blame the bipolar fairy for that one.
  789. <Bloodwind> *Dangit ATE-name changer, get yer stick away from me. Go poke someone in the coconut or something.
  790. * SubconsciousEye gives Bloodwind https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/131793367288905728/262099474556387329/KoishiKnife.png
  791. <Kirran> And, I'm guessing, whoever is behind door number 2 over there/
  792. <Bloodwind> *Oh please, it was your comment tha- okay, fine I admit it, I was looking for an excuse that session to flip one of your attacks and hit the DM, buuuuut he got caught up in the moment, and next thing's next, an Uber Gerudo, and blah blah blah
  793. <Hal> (back... and what the heck?)
  794. * SubconsciousEye slowly walks back, still eyeing Bloodwind
  795. <Bloodwind> *What? There's only one door. It's not like you can see me so much as just hear me..... though uhh...... that begs a question, if you read text, does that count as seeing me or hear- nevermind.
  796. <Kirran> Raine, did you know he was here the whole time?
  797. * Hal stands back
  798. <Bloodwind> *But, behind that door is..... actually, that's the exit, there's no one behind it.
  799. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: No, didn't think this blundering idiot of a cake meister would show up. Talkin' bout the oooooother guy in here......
  800. <Bloodwind> *Yeah, it's as Raine says, the other guy is already in here.
  801. <Kirran> I'm still not giving you cake for that.
  802. <Bloodwind> *Come on, why don't one of you try to actually get through that door?
  803. <Hal> Soo... You are not the only one here?
  804. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Pouty face! *buries her face inside of the crumbs of that last cake*
  805. <Hal> Do you know who else is here, aside from us guys?
  806. <Bloodwind> *Yes, I do!
  807. <Kirran> According to Raine, bad aura. Real bad aura.
  808. <Kirran> And Bloodwind.
  809. <Kirran> The two are not related.
  810. <Bloodwind> *He’s totally not a rip-off of me, annnnnd I’d like you to find a way… to give this man a hug. No really, he’s got it in his head that everyone he ever meets is the guy that killed him. What is he, Fran?
  811. <Anyastasia> Obviously, it is Agamemnon, nya.
  812. <Bloodwind> *Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no way he’s Fran under that hood….. well…… he is a liiiiiiittle bit short…….THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW, FOLKS! HAAAAAAAAAVE FUN!
  813. * Kirran halfheartedly fires a regular arrow at the retreating Bloodwind.
  814. <Kirran> Thanks...
  815. <Kirran> >_>
  816. <Bloodwind> *Your arrow bounces off the fourth wall.
  817. <Hal> Short... bad aura... we haven't seen him, etc
  818. <Bloodwind> *Dude, I'm in the fourth wall. Did you hear me the first time? I'm taking DM's place for this.
  819. <Hal> This does not bode well for us.
  820. <Kirran> Don't make me call Dex Blood...
  821. * Bloodwind redirects Kirran's arrow at the door.
  822. <Kirran> I'll do it.
  823. <Bloodwind> *Bring it, Dex.
  824. <Kirran> You know he can get in there.
  825. <Bloodwind> *The arrow flies at the door, but right before it reaches it, there's a flicker of darkness in front of it as the arrow is cut straight down the middle, both halves hitting the walls next to the door.
  826. <Hal> o.o
  827. <Kirran> (It's a ninja. Just like in the animes...)
  828. * Darte tilts his head. "Lots of bark, little bite. The only blood this Wind's got is streaming from his nose, methinks."
  829. <Hal> Not Bloodwind
  830. <Bloodwind> *Alright, since none of you will try to escape, guess I'll pick one of you and have it attack before initiative rolls.
  831. <Bloodwind> *Hmmmmmmmm
  832. <Bloodwind> $1d4
  833. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 2.
  834. <Hal> The other guy who just seemed to split the arrow
  835. <Anyastasia> Oh nyo
  836. <Bloodwind> *Oops, cat's outta the bag.
  837. <Bloodwind> *Anyastasia, seemingly out of nowhere, a hooded figure with two blades made entirely of shadows appears in front of you. Roll Courage to defend!
  838. * Anyastasia quickly attempts to climb up the pillar
  839. <Bloodwind> *Touche.
  840. <Bloodwind> *Roll Courage anyways, this'll hit only for half damage if it does hit.
  841. <Anyastasia> $20d10
  842. <Navi> Anyastasia: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 4, 4, 10, 8, 5, 5, 9, 7, 8, 5, 6, 9, 10, 9, 6, 1, 5, 2 and 6. Total: 125. Successes: 18.
  843. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  844. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 8, 8, 10, 4, 9, 5, 7, 2, 6, 1, 7, 10, 4, 6, 8, 8, 1, 6, 5, 8, 1, 10, 6, 10, 8, 2, 1, 3, 3, 6, 5, 1, 3, 5, 4, 2, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 208. Successes: 27.
  845. <Bloodwind> *It's a hit, dealing half damage..... and going straight through your armor.
  846. * Anyastasia doesn't even have any armor
  847. * Hal stands by the door, ready to move out if needed.
  848. <Bloodwind> *The figure bounces to the ground, ready to fight!
  849. <Bloodwind> stats for Garo Master - https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1127-post-2615.html#pid2615
  850. <Kefka> ZURPG: 12-14-16: Bob Goes On An Advencha!
  851. <Anyastasia> 10h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit) | Ow.
  852. <Bloodwind> *See? It's like a powered-up Gerudo! Except not as poorly designed as that pitiful rip-off from earlier.
  853. <Kirran> Oh, it actually is a ninja
  854. <Bloodwind> *So anywho, you can either stay and fight it.... or go for the door.
  855. <Darte> Literally Naruto
  856. <SubconsciousEye> So, it knows Backslash....
  857. <Bloodwind> *Though the door seems to have some sort of protective force that lets him auto-hit anything that tries to go through it.... just a little FYI.
  858. <SubconsciousEye> Shulk, is that you?
  859. <Darte> (Also is this like a Loup Garou?)
  860. <Bloodwind> *BACKSLAS- nah, no Shulk here. Good one though!
  861. <Bloodwind> (nah)
  862. <Bloodwind> *Careful on his reactions. He may not have much health or status protection of any kind... but he hits haaaaaard.
  863. * Anyastasia has no equipment that even grants any sort of bonuses except for skills that mainly deal damage
  864. <Bloodwind> *Roll for bonus turns!
  865. <Bloodwind> $1d10
  866. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Successes: 0.
  867. <Hal> $init 1d10
  868. <Navi> Hal: You have already rolled an initiative roll.
  869. <Bloodwind> *No bonus for Garo Master! Not that he needs it...
  870. <Hal> $1d10
  871. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 1. Successes: 0.
  872. <Hal> $init r
  873. <Navi> Hal: The bot has been reset.
  874. <Anyastasia> $1d10
  875. <Navi> Anyastasia: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Successes: 1.
  876. * Bloodwind pokes Darte, Kirran, and Wisp for inits..... and deals 1 neutral damage to all of you.
  877. <Bloodwind> $1d10 for Wisp
  878. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 3. Successes: 0.
  879. <Kirran> (are we rolling 1d10 for bonus turns now?
  880. <Bloodwind> (yep)
  881. <Darte> $1d10
  882. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Successes: 0.
  883. <Kirran> (When did that start?)
  884. <Bloodwind> (well, whatever your initiatve is, or something like that)
  885. * Darte whines
  886. <Bloodwind> (it started when I broke the turn order)
  887. <Darte> 14h 10m | Wounded Pride
  888. <Kirran> (so 1 or 11?)
  889. <Kirran> 0-0
  890. <Bloodwind> $1d11 for Kirran, apparently
  891. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 5.
  892. <Kirran> $1d11
  893. <Bloodwind> *Annnnd no bonus round this battle, whoo!
  894. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 1.
  895. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 1, GO!-
  896. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 50h, 100m
  897. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master casts Second Chance on itself twice!
  898. * Anyastasia just climbs up the pillar a bit
  899. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master gains 4 Temporary Reroll Points.
  900. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 50h, 92m | 4 RP
  901. <Bloodwind> *So defensive! What'd you guys do, insult the poor guy?
  902. <Kirran> (So what all counts as deflectable, by the by?)
  903. <Bloodwind> (something along the lines of ranged attacks)
  904. <Bloodwind> (and furry guy confirmed that hit-alls can't be deflected)
  905. <Kirran> (What I mean is, do magic attacks generally count as ranged, even when not expressly labeled as such?)
  906. <Hal> (Yes)
  907. <Bloodwind> *... really? You guys are just standing there? Doin' nothin'? Ooooooh that's right, probably conversing in #zerpyteam or something.
  908. <Bloodwind> (all spells = ranged
  909. <Bloodwind> (by default
  910. * Darte honey-badgers, opting to become Hyrule's new Blitz Ace!
  911. <Darte> COSTS: 8 Magic
  912. <Darte> CHARGE: 5 Turns
  913. <Darte> Begin charging by focusing your determination into the sword. As it charges, it glows brightly in the memories of the sword’s previous owners and their determination in using the blade to defeat Sin and all other manner of other fiends and evil that roamed the world of Spira.
  914. <Darte> DESCRIPTION: Once fully charged, leap at a target and use the Slash attack on the target twice; you roll it two times, the defender only rolls once.
  915. <Darte> EFFECT: Then plant the sword into the ground and leap into the air using its hilt as leverage; firing a tightly-compressed ball of Water at the target:
  916. <Darte> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  917. <Darte> Damage: +15
  918. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 10 Attack Dice
  919. * Darte begins to charge.
  920. <Bloodwind> *Darte spends both of his actions charging! FYI Darte, you can still defend, you're just not activating this move till your next turn, which will then still use another combat action to activate it.
  921. <Darte> ^^
  922. <Bloodwind> *I blame lack of turn order for charge rule changes.
  923. * Hal switches out his shield for a Magic Candle and casts Burn Notice on himself
  924. <Hal> DESCRIPTION: Summon a Pit of Flames in front of you, which automatically Covers you from melee attacks.
  925. <Hal> EFFECT: Anyone attacking you by melee combat takes 2 Neutral Damage (successful or not).
  926. <Hal> DURATION: The Pit of Flames lasts until someone runs through it.
  927. <Bloodwind> *Hmm, I should look into watching that show sometime...
  928. <Bloodwind> *Err, DM should, not me, hah!
  929. <Hal> 18h 11m | Covered by pit of flames.
  930. <Bloodwind> *You guys are seriously paranoid. Don't you know, every boss Wind has written up has been over-hyped and really sucky?
  931. <Bloodwind> *It's just Raine's warning man.
  932. <Kirran> I trust her more than I trust you Blood.
  933. <Bloodwind> *I mean, how bad could it be? The Gerudo you just fought was over-hyped and still sucked horribly.
  934. * SubconsciousEye bites Bloodwind's ear
  935. * Hal then attempts to Taunt Garo Master.
  936. <Bloodwind> *Wow, I find that hilarious, knowing just who her master is. Kirran, may the depths of irony follow you wherever you go!
  937. <Hal> $23d10
  938. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 4, 6, 6, 2, 6, 5, 8, 6, 3, 9, 6, 6, 2, 1, 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 5, 3 and 6. Total: 104. Successes: 13.
  939. <Kirran> Raine, you still want that cake? I could use a suggestion here.
  940. <Bloodwind> $25d10
  941. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 7, 7, 6, 10, 1, 10, 10, 2, 4, 6, 8, 5, 2, 2, 2, 7, 5, 1, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1 and 4. Total: 116. Successes: 15.
  942. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master ignores the taunt.
  943. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: WHAT? CAKE FOR THE BLOOD GODS? WHY YESSO YES I WOULD! GIMME YER HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE STRAWBERRY CAKE!
  944. <Kirran> A little help first, if you please?
  945. * Hal doesn't seem phased at his failure.
  946. * Anyastasia jumps back down to the floor
  947. <Bloodwind> *Wow Hal, you found the one thing that Garo Master has no reaction to. Congrats!
  948. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Humm...
  949. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: I recall hearing stories of big guys falling to the ninja. Despite da really big power gap, like 45 to 15, they just couldn't hit him...
  950. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: See Kirry, I've only heard stories of this guy, I haven't actually met him in person. The Sheikah weren't THAT crazy to let me near him!
  951. <Kirran> Considering that he's a shell animated by sheer willpower alone, that doesn't surprise me much.
  952. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: I heard of a weakness, I just don't remember what it is...
  953. <Kirran> I'm a ninja, and even I'm not that ninja.
  954. <Hal> He must be determined
  955. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Maybe..... mmmmm.. maybe some CAKE filled with the BLOOD of FRUIT PASSION will savor my mind, mwahahahahah!
  956. <Kirran> Here.
  957. * Kirran gives Raine the shortcake.
  958. * Anyastasia is still waiting for the next round to pull off a stunt
  959. <Bloodwind> *Raine eats it happily, gobbling it up with razor sharp teeth that came outta nowhere...... and then she falls asleep, feeling all fuzzy inside from eating all that blood. D'awww, isn't she just the cutest?
  960. <Bloodwind> *Yeah Anya, I agree with ya, these guys spent it long enough, let's do it.
  961. <Bloodwind> *Round 1 over!
  962. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 2-
  963. * Kirran casts mass blind, followed by mirage on himself.
  964. <Bloodwind> *Come on folks, we don't have all day, can't stall forever!
  965. <Kirran> Also, did that wisp follow us?
  966. <Hal> (Yes)
  967. <Bloodwind> *Wisp suddenly unfreezes.
  968. <Kirran> $31d10
  969. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 5, 9, 2, 8, 4, 9, 4, 1, 4, 4, 1, 3, 4, 2, 7, 9, 9, 1, 1, 1, 3, 7, 6, 3, 9, 6, 5, 2, 6 and 8. Total: 150. Successes: 15.
  970. <Bloodwind> *It seems a bit afraid to approach Garo Master as it hides behind Kirran (ironically).
  971. <Kirran> (that would explain the abysmal roll...)
  972. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master seems to do a sword dance against the oncoming flash of light.
  973. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  974. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 6, 10, 8, 10, 8, 2, 1, 1, 5, 1, 4, 8, 3, 10, 7, 2, 1, 7, 2, 3, 3, 8, 5, 2, 3, 10, 3, 8, 7, 1, 8, 3, 10, 6, 3, 7, 7, 3, 8, 1, 4, 2 and 9. Total: 238. Successes: 30.
  975. * Anyastasia dabs right in front of the Garo Master, and then hurries up a pillar
  976. <Bloodwind> *C-C-C-COUNTER!
  977. <Bloodwind> *But the counter is interrupted by a sudden Anyastasia, who scurries out of the way!
  978. <Bloodwind> *Nice one, kitty human!
  979. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master recomposes itself from the interruption.
  980. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *sleep talking* You can't...... *snores* you- *dozes right back off*
  981. <Bloodwind> *Whelp, time to go kill someone. It hasn't made up its mind, and Anya is a little too high up to hit, soo.... guess I'll 1d4 it
  982. <Bloodwind> *Wisp casts Mirage on Kirran and Hal.
  983. <Bloodwind> ($1d3 dodge chance)
  984. <Bloodwind> *It then magic regens itself back to full.
  985. <Bloodwind> $1d4
  986. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3.
  987. * Hal swaps out to his shield.
  988. <Bloodwind> *Whelp Kirran, it seems someone's had enough of your fairy friend.
  989. <Hal> *his candle to his shield
  990. <Kirran> Hey, you try waking her Blood. She's not a morning person...
  991. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master aims at Kirran.
  992. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage!
  993. <Kirran> $1d3
  994. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  995. <Kirran> Nope.avi
  996. <Bloodwind> *It phases through you and backs off.
  997. <Kirran> Ninja vs. Ninja.
  998. <Bloodwind> *Good thing it doesn't have double turn.
  999. <Kirran> I sense a litany of whiffing ahead.
  1000. * Hal casts Sponge on Darte
  1001. <Hal> 18h 7m | Dissilusion
  1002. <Bloodwind> *So who's got actions left?
  1003. * Hal then looks around the room to see how he can utulize the light
  1004. <Anyastasia> I wonder what Agamemnon is doing.
  1005. <Hal> (I have 1 Support Action)
  1006. <Hal> (Combat or support I mean)
  1007. <Bloodwind> *Well, so far Hal, you don't seem to notice anything from knocking out one of the lights earlier...
  1008. <Darte> 14h 2m | Sponged
  1009. <Hal> (I meant the light from 100 feet above)
  1010. <Bloodwind> *Agamemgorneagorenagoremg is learning how to spell his frigin' name.
  1011. <Bloodwind> *Ooooooooh that light. ..... yeah, that one might help. Though unless you find a way to get the light down here, you'd have to bring the floor back up there..... and then there's no escape.
  1012. <Bloodwind> *Risky, ain't it?
  1013. <Bloodwind> *Ending round in 2 minutes.
  1014. * Darte considers aiming for the pillar instead.
  1015. * Anyastasia is currently on the pillar
  1016. <Bloodwind> (on top or on the side?
  1017. * Hal then casts Sponge on himself
  1018. <Hal> 18h 3m | Dissilusion + Shield
  1019. <Bloodwind> (guess that's last action of the round)
  1020. <Bloodwind> -ROUND 3-
  1021. * Anyastasia is currently on the wallside of the pillar
  1022. * Kirran recasts up to double mirage
  1023. <Bloodwind> *Anya, going up and down the pillar, you've noticed particular... hollow spots.
  1024. * Anyastasia looks around the hallow spots, hoping it is not like the Hallow
  1025. <Bloodwind> *Wisp casts Mirage on itself, Anya, and Darte.
  1026. <Bloodwind> *And then it magic regens itself.
  1027. <Darte> 14h 2m | Sponged | Miraged
  1028. <Bloodwind> *There's a hollow spot towards the bottom, the middle, and towards the top.
  1029. <Bloodwind> Wisp: 5h, 20m | $1d3 chance to dodge
  1030. <Anyastasia> 10h, 6m | Punch and Kick deal -5 Damage instead of half. (Fighter Spirit) | On a pillar wall | What is a Mirage
  1031. <Bloodwind> *By the way, I did mention earlier there's a way to dis-spell the Mirage...
  1032. <Bloodwind> *Time to hit 'em!
  1033. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master does an Illusive Strike!
  1034. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master throws shadow blades at all enemies, dealing full Neutral Damage! However, only the target with the lowest defensive successes actually takes the damage.
  1035. <Bloodwind> *All Mirages cast by Wisp are dis-spelled by the hit-all attack!
  1036. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  1037. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 7, 2, 2, 9, 4, 5, 6, 9, 6, 8, 8, 9, 6, 5, 10, 4, 8, 10, 9, 10, 6, 6, 3, 4, 7, 6, 6, 5, 2, 6, 10, 8, 8, 1, 7, 1, 6, 2, 10, 1, 10, 7, 10 and 6. Total: 280. Successes: 41.
  1038. <Bloodwind> *Wisp is being covered by Kirran thankfully.
  1039. * Darte $1d3
  1040. <Darte> $1d3
  1041. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  1042. <Hal> $24d10
  1043. <Darte> ...
  1044. <Bloodwind> *Darte, your $1d3 does nothin'
  1045. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 9, 8, 8, 9, 4, 3, 1, 8, 10, 7, 3, 5, 8, 9, 4, 6, 6, 5, 2, 7, 10 and 3. Total: 153. Successes: 19.
  1046. <Kirran> $1d3
  1047. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 2.
  1048. <Bloodwind> *Unless that was your disillusion spell...
  1049. * Darte babbles gibberish apparently...
  1050. * Anyastasia meanwhile on a wall
  1051. <Bloodwind> *Ooh, do I see a one-shot against the furry guy with all the armor? Oooor will someone else low a bit lower?
  1052. <Kirran> $36d10
  1053. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 3, 2, 1, 8, 4, 9, 6, 2, 7, 4, 10, 1, 7, 1, 9, 6, 7, 1, 10, 5, 10, 4, 10, 5, 9, 2, 2, 9, 5, 7, 10, 7, 9, 10 and 4. Total: 207. Successes: 28.
  1054. <Kirran> Also rerolling el Garo.
  1055. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  1056. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 10, 3, 6, 3, 3, 6, 10, 3, 4, 6, 10, 5, 6, 4, 4, 9, 4, 9, 8, 6, 10, 7, 10, 6, 6, 6, 4, 6, 10, 6, 4, 9, 9, 9, 2, 1, 5, 1, 4, 9, 7, 3 and 3. Total: 267. Successes: 34.
  1057. * Anyastasia also has no idea what to roll
  1058. <Bloodwind> *Anya, this attack does hit you.
  1059. <Bloodwind> *Courage
  1060. <Anyastasia> $20d10
  1061. <Navi> Anyastasia: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 7, 1, 1, 5, 8, 6, 4, 5, 5, 10, 10, 1, 4, 6, 10, 9, 9 and 9. Total: 119. Successes: 17.
  1062. <Bloodwind> *Come on Darte, cough up the dice, magic loser...
  1063. <Darte> $36d10
  1064. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 10, 7, 2, 1, 10, 1, 7, 3, 3, 8, 9, 9, 8, 10, 4, 6, 5, 7, 10, 10, 6, 10, 1, 10, 5, 1, 8, 4, 9, 4, 1, 9, 1 and 3. Total: 217. Successes: 30.
  1065. <Bloodwind> *Everyone is hit, everyone using Cover has no cover no more, annnnd Anyastasia takes 17 Neutral Damage!
  1066. <Bloodwind> Garo Master: 50h, 82m | 4 RP
  1067. * Anyastasia doesn't even have any armor, so damage and neutral damage are just the same
  1068. <Bloodwind> *Darn 10-cost for that illusive strike...
  1069. * Anyastasia falls dead
  1070. <Anyastasia> -7h
  1071. <Darte> : <
  1072. <Bloodwind> *Your cat friend falls from wall to floor to lack of cat landing.
  1073. <Bloodwind> *Oh boy, the first fly falls. I wonder who the next will be?
  1074. <Darte> Might as well be me!
  1075. <Bloodwind> *You could, of course... try escaping. Not guaranteeing anyone will live though...
  1076. * Darte completes Blitz Ace
  1077. <Darte> Once fully charged, leap at a target and use the Slash attack on the target twice; you roll it two times, the defender only rolls once.
  1078. <Darte> $47d10
  1079. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 1, 3, 6, 3, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 1, 7, 7, 6, 4, 6, 6, 10, 6, 6, 9, 10, 6, 7, 4, 5, 10, 4, 3, 1, 7, 1, 1, 9, 6, 4, 4, 9, 6, 8, 10, 6, 5, 6, 2, 9 and 2. Total: 251. Successes: 32.
  1080. <Darte> $47d10
  1081. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 7, 3, 7, 7, 8, 3, 10, 2, 3, 4, 5, 4, 10, 5, 5, 9, 1, 8, 3, 10, 3, 10, 9, 9, 5, 5, 10, 3, 6, 7, 1, 3, 9, 8, 10, 7, 1, 10, 9, 4, 4, 3, 7, 3 and 7. Total: 282. Successes: 37.
  1082. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  1083. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 2, 8, 9, 4, 8, 1, 4, 7, 10, 8, 1, 10, 1, 7, 6, 2, 10, 5, 10, 10, 1, 10, 9, 9, 3, 2, 1, 9, 5, 8, 10, 6, 5, 8, 10, 2, 9, 3, 8, 8, 1, 9, 7 and 2. Total: 269. Successes: 37.
  1084. <Bloodwind> ROLLOFF HIT 2
  1085. <Bloodwind> (unless you wanna just RP that)
  1086. * Darte clashes blade to blade with the Garo, grinning ear to ear. "Hope you're thirsty..."
  1087. <Bloodwind> (runnin' rolloff)
  1088. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  1089. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 3, 4, 5, 7, 3, 4, 7, 2, 3, 5, 4, 5, 6, 3, 10, 3, 2, 6, 7, 9, 5, 9, 7, 8, 7, 5, 9, 6, 2, 10, 1, 4, 4, 6, 1, 6, 9, 8, 7, 2, 3, 1, 6 and 8. Total: 238. Successes: 29.
  1090. <Darte> (Go for the effect?)
  1091. <Darte> (or that)
  1092. <Darte> $47d10
  1093. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 47 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 5, 10, 4, 1, 7, 3, 5, 5, 10, 3, 2, 4, 1, 7, 6, 1, 7, 10, 4, 3, 10, 9, 1, 7, 6, 3, 10, 6, 9, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 4, 2, 6, 9, 7, 5, 1, 9, 9, 1, 5 and 4. Total: 253. Successes: 32.
  1094. <Bloodwind> *Your first attack misses, though your second attack actually lands!
  1095. <Bloodwind> *Though Darte..... two attacks, right?
  1096. <Hal> OBJECTION!
  1097. <Darte> EFFECT: Then plant the sword into the ground and leap into the air using its hilt as leverage; firing a tightly-compressed ball of Water at the target:
  1098. <Darte> Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Courage dice
  1099. <Darte> Damage: +15
  1100. <Hal> Oh nvm
  1101. <Darte> EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 10 Attack Dice
  1102. * Anyastasia just slowly dematerializes
  1103. <Darte> $23d10
  1104. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 3, 5, 4, 2, 4, 5, 9, 9, 8, 8, 5, 6, 5, 4, 9, 10, 6, 2, 2, 2 and 1. Total: 113. Successes: 13.
  1105. <Darte> welp
  1106. <Bloodwind> *Annnd once again, a blade dance to save the day.
  1107. <Bloodwind> $45d10
  1108. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 45 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 6, 1, 7, 4, 1, 2, 7, 2, 4, 10, 7, 7, 2, 10, 2, 10, 9, 9, 8, 4, 4, 2, 7, 3, 2, 3, 5, 4, 4, 5, 2, 10, 5, 9, 3, 6, 10, 10, 8, 3, 9, 4, 10 and 10. Total: 259. Successes: 33.
  1109. <Darte> WELP
  1110. <Bloodwind> *C-C-C-COUNTER!
  1111. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master slices at you with his shadow blades, which phase right through armor, dealing full Neutral Damage!
  1112. * Darte did not think about this
  1113. <Bloodwind> (by the way, did any effect apply from the second attack landing?
  1114. <Darte> Naw
  1115. <Bloodwind> kay
  1116. <Bloodwind> just 3 damage?
  1117. <Hal> (Yes, I think the second effect should apply)
  1118. <Darte> The second effect missed
  1119. <Hal> (How)
  1120. <Darte> oh, that's an extension of the water ball hitting
  1121. <Bloodwind> wait what?
  1122. <Darte> Not a second effect of the whole attack
  1123. <Hal> (I meant the effect from the second slash)
  1124. <Darte> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-31-post-52.html#pid52
  1125. <Kefka> ZURPG: Darte Fellshard
  1126. <Darte> Items -> Weapons -> Brotherhood
  1127. * Kirran makes the wisp invisible with Illusion of Invisibility and goes to examine the pillar in more detail where Anya left off.
  1128. <Darte> Note the nesting
  1129. <Bloodwind> ahhh, righto sooo
  1130. <Darte> Paste doesn't show that :P
  1131. <Bloodwind> you all have +5 Dice against it now
  1132. <Darte> oh the slash effect, yeah
  1133. * Hal ponders on what to do next
  1134. <Darte> As for the counter
  1135. <Bloodwind> $40d10
  1136. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 10, 2, 1, 8, 5, 4, 9, 2, 7, 10, 4, 1, 3, 8, 6, 5, 7, 10, 3, 9, 6, 3, 9, 3, 6, 8, 7, 6, 8, 1, 7, 7, 3, 7, 4, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 216. Successes: 26.
  1137. <Darte> there it is
  1138. <Bloodwind> thar's yer counter
  1139. <Darte> no defense?
  1140. * SubconsciousEye pokes a Garo Master's sword thing
  1141. <Bloodwind> roll courage to defend, +5 dice courtesies of blitz ace actually hitting slightly
  1142. <Darte> $43d10
  1143. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 8, 3, 2, 8, 6, 9, 3, 10, 5, 3, 3, 4, 9, 6, 3, 1, 1, 10, 8, 7, 7, 9, 3, 4, 1, 10, 8, 8, 1, 1, 6, 8, 3, 7, 6, 9, 6, 9, 9, 1, 2 and 2. Total: 238. Successes: 28.
  1144. <Darte> (Fareed's Fin Stance kicked in)
  1145. <Bloodwind> *You manage to dodge it!
  1146. <Bloodwind> *By the way, your Water Ball missed... annnnnd hit the bottom of that pillar.
  1147. <Bloodwind> *The bottom starts to tip over.
  1148. <Darte> Totally intentional.
  1149. <Bloodwind> (anyone got anything left this round or nay?0
  1150. <Kirran> I do
  1151. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *yaaaaaawns*
  1152. <Hal> (I have moves)
  1153. <Kirran> Technically anyways.
  1154. * Hal consumes a Green Potion
  1155. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Mmm... gud cake.
  1156. <Hal> 18h 10m | Disillusion + Shield | Burn Notice
  1157. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: Hahahahah! I remember the story now! Pffft! Hahahahaahhhhhh!
  1158. <Bloodwind> *Raine literally laughs herself back to sleep. She can't keep a straight face about that "story".
  1159. <Bloodwind> *Man, she loves that joke.
  1160. * Kirran is listening while examining the pillar.
  1161. * Hal readies a bomb...
  1162. <Kirran> *sigh*
  1163. * SubconsciousEye steals a blade from Garo Master and eats it as a late night snack before heading to sleep.
  1164. * Bloodwind hands Garo Master one of his swords in- no wait, nevermind that, stay away from my Fierce Deity sword, shoo Garo Master, that one's mind.
  1165. <Kirran> (mind? From what I heard, that's actually true)
  1166. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master just spawns another sword from his own darkness.
  1167. <Bloodwind> *Dangit! I'm starting to get typo fever up here. Atch-CHOO!
  1168. <Hal> *thypo beaver
  1169. <Bloodwind> *God dangit Hal.
  1170. <Bloodwind> *That's it, before he leaves, he's killing you.
  1171. <Bloodwind> *I mean... he's not leaving... is he?
  1172. * Hal hurls a Bomb at the base of the pillar, attempting to work at the base whick Darte damaged
  1173. * Kirran is staying a while and listening while staring at the pillar whose texture still hasn't popped in yet.
  1174. <Hal> $14d10
  1175. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 10, 7, 7, 1, 8, 7, 8, 4, 4, 6, 6, 8 and 7. Total: 88. Successes: 12.
  1176. <Kirran> Dammit Bethesda/
  1177. <Bloodwind> *The Bomb strikes the pillar, explode and tilting the pillar even more, now at a dangerous amount.
  1178. <Hal> (So what will the pillar do when it falls?)
  1179. <Bloodwind> (well, I am looking for an excuse to end the session...)
  1180. <Hal> (Obviously crash down on someone)
  1181. <Bloodwind> *By the way, the bomb chipped around a piece of the wall, revealing the fifth symbol to you all - a right arrow.
  1182. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *wakes back up*
  1183. <Darte> Raine, that pillar insulted your hair.
  1184. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *still laughing* Okay... pfft, so the trick to defeating him- pfffttt WHAT?!
  1185. <Hal> (Techinically, there should be a sliver of light hitting the base of the pillar)
  1186. * Kirran helps the pillar along with it's tumble, hopefully to the right
  1187. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: MY HAIR IS NOT FOR SALE, SCREW YOU BLUEBERRY!
  1188. <Kirran> eeh
  1189. <Bloodwind> *Darte is now a blueberry.
  1190. <Darte> ( )
  1191. <Darte> ,
  1192. <Kirran> I think he was referring to the Garo Raine.
  1193. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: HEY KIRRY, FIRE AN ARROW, THAT PILLAR IS GOIN' DOOOOOOWN.
  1194. <Kirran> bomb arrows away
  1195. <Kirran> Double shot
  1196. <Bloodwind> *Too late, selective hearing.
  1197. <Bloodwind> *Raine loads herself onto the main arrow right as you fire the bomb arrows.
  1198. <Kirran> Fly true Captain.
  1199. * Kirran somehow salutes while firing the arrows.
  1200. <Kirran> wut
  1201. <Bloodwind> *Raine sneaks out a Black Arrow from her own inventory after stealing one from Kirran's inventory (wait what?)
  1202. <Bloodwind> *Annnd she applies to the Bomb Arrow before flying up up and away.
  1203. <Darte> Did she just pull a Dr. Strangelove?
  1204. <Kirran> I think I bring this on myself sometimes, and then I remember that one of these days she's going to blow up my corpse.
  1205. <Kirran> Also yes, I think she did.
  1206. <Bloodwind> *The Bomb Arrow transforms right as it strikes the pillar, causing a black explosion that's contained by the second bomb arrow. A miniature singularity forms, pulling everyone in the room towards it. Everyone roll Power!
  1207. * Hal reacts by pulling out his shield in place of bombs
  1208. <Hal> $14d10
  1209. <Kirran> Oh god, not this again.
  1210. <Navi> Hal: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 6, 4, 6, 6, 9, 4, 9, 6, 9, 7, 2, 8 and 6. Total: 88. Successes: 11.
  1211. <Bloodwind> *Garo Master expends a Displacement charge to auto-dodge the wake of the singularity and disappears from the battle.
  1212. <Bloodwind> $5d10 for Wisp
  1213. <Navi> Bloodwind: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 9, 7, 7 and 8. Total: 33. Successes: 4.
  1214. <Kirran> $25d10
  1215. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 8, 10, 10, 6, 4, 3, 2, 9, 1, 8, 5, 6, 2, 1, 1, 10, 4, 10, 6, 3, 7, 7 and 1. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  1216. <Bloodwind> *Raine plops back into her bottle real fast.
  1217. <Kirran> $1d3
  1218. <Bloodwind> *Yeah, okay, none of you are anywhere near close.
  1219. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1.
  1220. <Bloodwind> *All of you get sucked in- oh my god, seriously./
  1221. <Kirran> Oh, huh.
  1222. <Bloodwind> ........
  1223. <Bloodwind> WHELP
  1224. <Kirran> Seems like I just dodged it.
  1225. <Darte> (defense?)
  1226. <Darte> $1d3
  1227. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 3.
  1228. <Bloodwind> (power)
  1229. <Darte> $20d10
  1230. <Navi> Darte: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 5, 7, 2, 8, 5, 2, 7, 1, 5, 10, 2, 4, 10, 10, 8, 6, 2 and 9. Total: 121. Successes: 17.
  1231. <Bloodwind> (yeeeeeaaaaaaah nope for you)
  1232. <Kirran> Sorry Darte, you are not a ninja today.
  1233. <Darte> *thip*
  1234. <Bloodwind> *Okay, everyone except Kirran gets sucked into the singularity! Kirran, meanwhile, rephases in after the chaos, with the ruins of the pillar scattered everyone and everyone else nowhere to be found.
  1235. <Bloodwind> *The door to the next area still awaits.
  1236. <Hal> (I'm calling stupid on this)
  1237. <Bloodwind> [Raine]: *popping back out* Hmm...... I don't feel the presence anymore. Methinks the door is safe.
  1238. <Kirran> What, not even little recognition from the Garo?
  1239. <Kirran> What a letdown.
  1240. <Bloodwind> (relax, I didn't auto-kill ya)
  1241. <Hal> (Then what happened?)
  1242. <Kirran> Well, away we go then.
  1243. <Kirran> I have no idea how we're getting out friends back from that though. Again...
  1244. <Bloodwind> *Kirran, you open the door, and enter the-
  1245. <Bloodwind> -=LOADING SCREEN=-
  1246. <Darte> I can hear the floppy disk crunching now.
  1247. <Kirran> *dialup sounds*
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