PUMP MY PLEASURE FIST
We gently told them that off is the general direction in which we wish them to fuck
roll for anal circumference
Honestly! I-I have no idea how THIS happened!
Oh no! Not the hall of death again! The only way out of here is death!
We counted all the fucks we gave and it was zero
Black Leaf, no!!
Armok spends years working on a single carp and folds it up to a million times to produce the finest fish known to dwarfkind.
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes
No. Surge time.
You... You're getting off to this, aren't you?
I swear to god I will pistol-whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans'.
Surgenanigans.
if u EVR get in my face and say some shit like that i'm gonna smack the gingivitis out ya mouth with a fuckin chain metal glove ok. u hear me? thats wht i thought
So that in ONE generation, we're gonna... HAVE our cultural diversity.
So basically, science works like this:
That wasn't one of your better plans.
It's not like surges are a THING, or anything...!
Templates like that are forbidden.
We're not zooming in on the text hard enough, that's why!
TELEPATHS DON'T NEED SAFEWORDS
The end is extremely fucking nigh.
avo is griefing me with sponges
If resorting to violence didn't work, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Do unto others.
If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
I am the weapon.
Whatre your ninja skills
Everything is ruined forever!
You won't be able to win against a Gatling Gun!!
YOU ARE ALL DOOMED. SOON, EVERY SURGE WILL BELONG TO TIRAK, THE MASTER OF MIDNIGHT CASTLE
No one must know my secret!
whack your frosting filled pony rod into my party button
Terrorist actions against my ass are not acceptable!
I'm Gau! I'm your friend! Let's travel together!
MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
All aboard the rape tent!
I kinda really want to make love to you.
ponies
FOR AUR!!
I don't want to be limited by what's physically possible
Why do they come to me to die?
Heresy?!
Are those tears of joy? Fear? Either one is terrible.
Something terrible's coming!
mario jumps on 'em and they squoosh and die
It's Japan-O-Clock!
get paid, get laid
EAT TURTLE SHELL YOU CHICKEN SHIT CATCOON
IT IS INSANE HOW BAD I HAVE THE FEAR NOW
Bury me deeper lest my love reach you in the eternal resting-place
I am compelled to do evil, regardless of its utility.
Finally, we can die!
rah, rah, rasputin
all the shallow ladies
aeiou
summon the meteors.
Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his mom won't let him
she's faking it, I can tell
And, having found six hundred dollars in the microwave...
THE POWER OF 1000 SUNS
This was like being sexually assaulted by an angry key-lime pie in a pneumatic press.
Show me your honor. My honor demands it.
GARBAGE DAY?!
the basic story of the hero using his sword to kill gangsters and rescue the prostitute is pushed aside to focus on the crab samurai gaining favor over the redsox samurai or whatever.
it is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of a living god
Eat shit, gravity!
You will pay for this blood.
Proceed directly to retard jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect GED.
Your parents may not have loved you, but the they will see the error of their ways once a brand new world is built with your bastard hands!
In war, you learn many thing about killing the enemies. Not all of it I can list here for you but I try to cover the basics as much as I can.
Banana smugglers have stolen the formula to ERASE 99. Are you a bad enough dude to kill God with a Chainsaw?
Specifically, a legendary ninja who once hid so well he hid WITHIN A STORY. Now, anyone who reads it becomes a ninja.
See that guy with the robes? If he starts making jazz hands, waste 'im.
look- lookin' at me like... I think it took... it should be all wavely
the angels know that we go through this
ANIME POWER-UP SHIT!
It must be something Satan did.
Using the power of the cards...
I snuck in ten Cheatyfaces on your turn!
I can't believe it's not Sunday.
I have a dark, foreshadowy feeling about this...
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT