Goronguy x BrittanyMoore

GoronGuy x BrittanyMoore

  "99, 100, 101..." Goronguy counted aloud as he stroked the tip of his dick. "This is the weirdest thing I've ever fuckin streamed" commented Goronguy as 600 people watched intently. They were trying to guess at which number he would cum. BrittanyMoore entered the stream and he CAME instantly. 2 tablespoons of semen filled up 2 whole tablespoons Goronguy set aside for later mashing. BrittanyMoore was impressed. "Wow, I'm impressed!" said Brittany, impressed. Goronguy wanted to fuck. "I just cut the Santa in low%, wanna fuck?" he asked. BrittanyMoore was ecstatic to hear this, as she would jump at the opportunity to fuck anything that breathes. Brittany was already on her way.
  Goronguy got a knock on the door. It was Brittany, fully nude with clothes on. The clothes were her filthy wrinkly ass skin, fuckin gross. Goronguy thought it was beautiful and couldn't wait to take it off. He lifted her muffin top to try to find what was hidden underneath the folds. There was a message, it read: "If you can read this, you are fucked up." Why anyone would get a tattoo like that is beyond me, but Goronguy came on it anyway. "Wanna watch me play MM?" asked Goronguy. Brittany sat in awe for 6 hours saying nothing, as she awkwardly sat behind Goronguy resetting. Everytime Goronguy would ask "Are you ballsacking me?" it was because Brittany was rubbing her ballsack upon his face.
  BrittanyMoore was mid anus-tongueing when all of a fuck, Moltov showed up, dressed in whatever the fuck autists wear. "Unhand her, fiend!" he said this into his really shitty microphone so that nobody could understand him. His circle of 12 year old try-hard friends giggled "haha, you sure owned him!" Moltov pulled out his trusty sword, which stood proudly at around 3.5 inches, making it the biggest sabre he and his friends had ever seen. It was soaked in cum already because his crew had already circle jerked onto it earlier. None of it was Moltov's own though, through the technique of hourly masturbation, Moltov was able to overcome semen as nothing comes out anymore. Nothing but the cries of an abused, permanently flaccid, unwashed dick.
  Goronguy chuckled. "heh. hehehehehe. heuhuehuheuehuehueuhe. That's me chuckling. At YOU!! You're comparing your dick to mine? HA! You're not even good enough to slap my balls."
  "I'll make you eat Mom's spaghetti" Mom countered. She made a shitton of spaghetti and didn't want it to go to waste.
  Moltov stared in awe as Goronguy unleashed the beast, his dick. There it stood, the same length as the dicks of everyone you ask on the internet, 26.7 cm. The cm stands for centimeters. "How is that even possible?" Moltov, Alec, and ComboKing asked simultaneously, as the world they lived in previously had 5 inches as the max amount. They then proceeded to sympathy fuck each other because they're lonely and horny looking for hot singles in their area.
  Goronguy turned around and asked BrittanyMoore if she was ready for the real D (not to be confused with shitty RealD 3d glasses. those are for fuckers), and as he did his dick jawed the shit out of her. This meant war, Brittany is a proud, strong woman who dont take shit from no man. She whipped out her dick and challenged Goronguy to a fight. "Congratulations on winning the fight, Amy!" Shadow said. And then they went to bed.
  Mirrored woke up. "I... I sense a disturbance from my loved one. Could someone be fucking my Brittany? I must put a stop to this!" Mirrored put on his forehead oil and penis oil then wrote a strongly worded essay to present to the fiend, double spaced in MS Comic Sans. Suddenly Cosmo went live and Mirrored ceased to give a fuck about Brittany.
  Goronguy woke up. "That was a good fuck," he told the entire New England patriots, YOLO. Brittany was mad jelly, knees knees, palms spahetti, she thought she would have GG all to herself that night. Then Goronguy fingered the shit out of her. Literally. She had never wiped before so it was a bit painful tugged the hard, crusted turds from her ass hairs. Now that the wall of shit had finally been cleared, Brittany was free to let loose a baby dodongo. Suddenly Moltov returned from wherever the fuck to say "O boy, I can't wait to bomb some dodongos" in his shitty mic. Once again his circle of kids giggled "heh epic reference! *snorts dick*" BrittanyMoore took a shit.
  Later that evening, Indextic woke up. "Ah.. I feel well rested and rejuvenated! Ha, you see, the joke is, this is the exact opposite of how I actually feel!! Glad nobody's around to hear this. Except mom. Her spaghetti owns. Time to check twitter!" Indextic read this paragraph on the internet. "What the fuck did I just read" asked Mirrored, referring to him reading something confusing. Indextic then walked to the nearest computer (the one in his house) and logged on to twitter. He sees these tweets:
  @ZFG1111:
  What the fuck my spoons are full of white sticky stuff. Who is this??

  @DanGoron1:
  Had a great time #fucking @gimmemooregimme.

  Indextic saw this and thought to himself "whoa." Indextic owns btw.
  Moltov was not pleased with this turn of events at all. "I promise you...REVENGE!" said Shadow. Moltov agreed. He opened up Internet Explorer, his browser of choice, and searched for Naruto Linkin Park AMVs, furry porn, and fake windows movie maker sob stories over emo music, in that order. Out of the few things in the way of him and Brittany (puberty, social anxiety, masculinity, Ganon, and GoronGuy), he was finally ready to take on one of them (GoronGuy). Moltov confronted GG for fucking the love of his life (the Patriots) and whispered "no RBA, no wrong warp, no mercy." Goronguy deepthroated Moltov in the cunt with his dick. "You didn't even put up a fight" commented Sonic. Moltov replied "I would've beat you but I don't like doing that. I also didn't want to hurt your feelings." Moltov fainted, and Goronguy had commerative sex with BrittanyMoore over his live body.
  The end.