@echo off
color 1a
echo Windows Update Fixer Script
echo.
echo Plagiarised by /u/DoctorOctagonapus
echo.
echo ***RUN THIS AS AN ADMINISTRATOR. THIS WILL FAIL WHEN RUN AS A NORMAL USER.***
echo.

echo Which mode do you want this to run in?
echo 1 = Normal Mode
echo 2 = HULK RAGE MODE
echo.

set INPUT=
Set /P Input="Please enter a choice [1]:"

echo Stopping services...
echo Stopping Windows Update Service (wuauserv) (1 of 4)...
net stop wuauserv
echo Stopping Background Intelligent Transfer Service (bits) (2 of 4)...
net stop bits
echo Stopping Application Identity Service (appidsvc) (3 of 4)...
net stop appidsvc
echo Stopping Cryptographic Service (cryptsvc) (4 of 4)...
net stop cryptsvc
echo.

echo Resetting Windows Update components...
rmdir /s /q C:\Windows\SoftwareDistribution
mkdir C:\Windows\SoftwareDistribution
echo.

if not "%INPUT%" == "2" goto NoHulkMode

REM Hulk Rage Mode starts here
color 46
echo HULK RAGE MODE DETECTED! HULK HATE BROKEN UPDATES!!!
rmdir /s /q C:\Windows\system32\catroot2
mkdir C:\windows\system32\catroot2
sc.exe sdset bits D:(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;SY)(A;;CCDCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRSDRCWDWO;;;BA)(A;;CCLCSWLOCRRC;;;AU)(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;PU)
sc.exe sdset wuauserv D:(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;SY)(A;;CCDCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRSDRCWDWO;;;BA)(A;;CCLCSWLOCRRC;;;AU)(A;;CCLCSWRPWPDTLOCRRC;;;PU)
echo.

REM echo Deleting qmgr*.dat files...
REM Del "%ALLUSERSPROFILE%\Application Data\Microsoft\Network\Downloader\qmgr*.dat"
REM echo.

echo Reregistering BITS and Windows Update files...
cd /d %windir%\system32
echo Registering Active Template Library (1 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s atl.dll
echo Registering Shell Browser UI Library (2 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s browseui.dll
echo Registering OLE32 Extensions for Win32 (3 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s urlmon.dll
echo Registering Microsoft HTML Viewer(4 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s mshtml.dll
echo Registering Shell Doc Object and Control Library (5 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s shdocvw.dll
echo Registering Microsoft JScript (6 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s jscript.dll
echo Registering Microsoft VB Script (7 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s vbscript.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Script Runtime (8 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s scrrun.dll
echo Registering Microsoft XML Parser (9 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s msxml.dll
echo Registering Microsoft XML Parser 3.0 SP11 (10 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s msxml3.dll
echo Registering Microsoft XML Parser 6.0 SP3 (11 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s msxml6.dll
echo Registering ActiveX Interface Marshaling Library (12 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s actxprxy.dll
echo Registering Softpub Forwarder DLL (13 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s softpub.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Trust Verification APIs (14 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wintrust.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Enhanced DSS and Diffie-Hellman Cryptographic Provider (15 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s dssenh.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Enhanced Cryptographic Provider (16 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s rsaenh.dll
echo Registering Gemplus Cryptographic Service Provide (17 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s gpkcsp.dll
echo Registering Infineon SICRYPT® Base Smart Card CSP (18 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s sccbase.dll
echo Registering Schlumberger Smart Card CryptoAPI Library (19 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s slbcsp.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Common Certificate Dialogs (20 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s cryptdlg.dll
echo Registering Object Linking and Embedding Automation (21 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s oleaut32.dll
echo Registering Microsoft OLE Library (22 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s ole32.dll
echo Registering Windows Shell Common DLL (23 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s shell32.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Trust Installation and Setup (24 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s initpki.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Client API (25 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wuapi.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Agent (26 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wuaueng.dll
echo Registering Windows Update AutoUpdate Engine  (27 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wuaueng1.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Client UI Plugin (28 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wucltui.dll
echo Registering Windows Update client proxy stub (29 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wups.dll
echo Registering Windows Update client proxy stub 2 (30 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wups2.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Web Control (31 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wuweb.dll
echo Registering Background Intelligent Transfer Service (32 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s qmgr.dll
echo Registering Background Intelligent Transfer Service Proxy (33 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s qmgrprxy.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Client User Experience (34 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wucltux.dll
echo Registering Microsoft Update Web Control (35 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s muweb.dll
echo Registering Windows Update Vista Web Control  (36 of 36)...
regsvr32.exe /s wuwebv.dll
echo.
echo Resetting Winsock...
netsh winsock reset
echo.
echo Resetting proxy settings...
netsh winhttp reset proxy
echo.
REM Hulk Rage Mode ends here
color 1a

:NoHulkMode
echo Starting services...
echo Starting Background Intelligent Transfer Service (bits) (1 of 4)...
net start bits
echo Starting Windows Update Service (wuauserv) (2 of 4)...
net start wuauserv
echo Starting Application Identity Service (appidsvc) (3 of 4)...
net start appidsvc
echo Starting Cryptographic Service (cryptsvc) (4 of 4)...
net start cryptsvc
echo Complete! Download and install the latest Windows Update agent from https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/949104/how-to-update-the-windows-update-agent-to-the-latest-version and then restart your computer.
echo.

echo Press any key to exit.
pause >nul
exit