(09:13:13 AM) counterRealist: SLEEEEEEP
(09:13:22 AM) microchirp: maybe.
(09:13:26 AM) counterRealist: i like how i'm trying to persuade everyone to sleep
(09:13:41 AM) Nothingatall: and yet
(09:13:41 AM) Nothingatall: you are still here
(09:13:41 AM) Nothingatall: awake
(09:13:41 AM) counterRealist: but it means i'll have less conversation peeps
(09:13:42 AM) counterRealist: and that
(09:13:43 AM) microchirp: just a real motherfuckin' sandman, aren't you?
(09:13:53 AM) Nothingatall: sandman?
(09:13:58 AM) microchirp: sandman.
(09:13:58 AM) Nothingatall: I need to have a talk with him
(09:14:08 AM) microchirp: maybe I need to apologize.
(09:14:14 AM) Nothingatall: that creepy fucker sneaks in my room at night to put shit in my eyes
(09:14:25 AM) Nothingatall: what kind of weird fetish does he have going on there
(09:14:29 AM) counterRealist: oh god that sounds terrible
(09:14:35 AM) Shinmera: Oh man
(09:14:36 AM) counterRealist: literal shit
(09:14:37 AM) counterRealist: in your eyes
(09:14:42 AM) microchirp: I need more shit put in my eyes
(09:14:43 AM) counterRealist: or just non-literal shit
(09:14:44 AM) microchirp: NEEED.
(09:14:45 AM) counterRealist: just things
(09:14:47 AM) counterRealist: things in your eyes
(09:14:51 AM) Shinmera: maybe it's santa's side job
(09:14:59 AM) Shinmera: I mean
(09:15:08 AM) Shinmera: that would explain why nobody sleeps at christmas anyway
(09:15:41 AM) counterRealist: i was going to say something
(09:15:46 AM) counterRealist: but it made me really fucking sad
(09:15:48 AM) Nothingatall: nobody else ever figured out where that crud that gets in your eyes out of seemingly nowhere came from?
(09:15:52 AM) counterRealist: so i won't say it
(09:15:53 AM) Empyreal left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 180 seconds).
(09:16:01 AM) counterRealist: i don't get that often
(09:16:17 AM) Nothingatall: then the sandman isn't sexually attracted to you
(09:16:24 AM) Shinmera: you mean santa
(09:16:33 AM) counterRealist: santa
(09:16:40 AM) Nothingatall: ugh sure whatever
(09:16:41 AM) counterRealist: satna
(09:16:44 AM) counterRealist: satan
(09:16:50 AM) counterRealist: THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON
(09:16:52 AM) Nothingatall: if they're really the same guy it doesn't matter anyways
(09:16:54 AM) Shinmera: and suddenly everything makes sense
(09:17:04 AM) counterRealist: SATAN IS SANTA IS THE SANDMAN
(09:18:26 AM) Nothingatall: IS A CANADIAN
(09:18:36 AM) counterRealist: OH SHIT
(09:18:54 AM) Shinmera: oh fffuu-
(09:19:02 AM) Shinmera: he also owns all the boonbucks
(09:19:05 AM) Shinmera: all of them
(09:20:35 AM) Nothingatall: ahahahaha
(09:20:46 AM) Nothingatall: some moron tried to sell his soul on ebay and it got removed
(09:20:59 AM) counterRealist: HAHAHA
(09:21:00 AM) counterRealist: whoops
(09:21:01 AM) counterRealist: caps
(09:21:03 AM) Shinmera: poor bastard
(09:21:06 AM) counterRealist: i didn't think it was quite that funny
(09:21:11 AM) Shinmera: santa claus wins once again
(09:21:42 AM) Nothingatall: Santa claus took his soul
(09:21:55 AM) Nothingatall: he didn't even bother auctioning
(09:21:58 AM) Shinmera: santa claus owns ebay
(09:22:12 AM) Shinmera: where do you think he gets all the presents from?
(09:22:14 AM) Shinmera: yes.
(09:22:17 AM) Shinmera: he steals them
(09:22:30 AM) Shinmera: which makes sense, since he's santan
(09:22:56 AM) counterRealist: santanman
(09:23:19 AM) counterRealist: santamanian
(09:23:27 AM) counterRealist: santanmanian*
(09:24:18 AM) Nothingatall: santanian?
(09:24:29 AM) counterRealist: where is the sandman part
(09:24:29 AM) Nothingatall: santana
(09:24:33 AM) Nothingatall: OH SHIT
(09:24:38 AM) Nothingatall: he's also santana
(09:24:39 AM) counterRealist: FUCK
(09:25:11 AM) Nothingatall: santa is the sandman is santana who owns ebay and has a weird sleep eye fetish
(09:25:24 AM) Nothingatall: why is this man allowed near children?