if SERVER then
    for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
        v:Ignite(5, 100)
        util.ScreenShake(v, 50000, 50000, 5, 0 )
        --for a, b in pairs(weapons.GetList()) do v:Give(b.ClassName) end
    end
else
    sound.PlayURL([[https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16737046/lua/fucked_in_the_ass.mp3]], "", function(a) a:Play() end)
    LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say HE'S PROBABLY GETTIN' FUCKED IN THE ASS!!!!")
    LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_mat_overlay effects/water_warp")
    LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_texturize pp/texturize/rainbow.png")
    LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_motionblur 1")
    LocalPlayer():SetDSP(38, false)

    timer.Simple(5, function()
        LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_mat_overlay \"\"")
        LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_texturize \"\"")
        LocalPlayer():ConCommand("pp_motionblur 0")

        LocalPlayer():SetDSP(0, false)
        game.CleanUpMap()
    end)

    for i = 1, 360 * 4 do timer.Simple(i / 720, function()
        local ang = LocalPlayer():EyeAngles()

        ang.r = i

        LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles(ang)
        end)
    end

    surface.PlaySound("ambient/alarms/alarm_citizen_loop1.wav")
    surface.PlaySound("ambient/alarms/city_firebell_loop1.wav")
    surface.PlaySound("ambient/alarms/razortrain_horn1.wav")
    surface.PlaySound("ambient/alarms/apc_alarm_loop1.wav")
end