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- ***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
- [theLichKing]: Hey
- [theLichKing]: Anyone there?
- [theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
- ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
- [theLichKing]: Hey man.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: my liege
- [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: anything my liege
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory
- [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok?
- [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ...
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: y?
- [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
- [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
- [theLichKing]: Right
- [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.
- [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
- [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
- [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
- [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
- [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: like a ring?
- [theLichKing]: A ring?
- [theLichKing]: Seriously, a ring.
- [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: so what then
- [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: armor?
- [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
- [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
- [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok?
- [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
- [theLichKing]: I have skulls.
- [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
- [theLichKing]: No!
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: no its cool
- [theLichKing]: No, don't...
- [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
- [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
- ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
- [Killzone’jaeden]: This had better be important.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Warmer?
- [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir
- [Killzone’jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah
- [theLichKing]: No
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah he does
- [theLichKing]: I really don't.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
- [Killzone’jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you
- [Killzone’jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and
- [Killzone’jaeden]: OH WAIT
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE
- [theLichKing]: So sorry sir
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
- [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
- [Killzone’jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
- [Killzone’jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
- [Killzone’jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
- [theLichKing]: Yes sir
- [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.
- [theLichKing]: I'm on it.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: sure
- [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
- ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
- [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY
- [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
- [theLichKing]: ...
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: horde?
- [theLichKing]: *headdesk*
- ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
- [An00b’arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup
- [An00b’arak]: sup
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: sup
- [An00b’arak]: sup
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
- [An00b’arak]: what are yoooooou doing
- [theLichKing]: GUYS
- [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
- [An00b’arak]: whats his problem
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: hes cold
- [An00b’arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacier with a sword named frostmorn
- [An00b’arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy
- [An00b’arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved
- [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
- [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
- [An00b’arak]: what is that supposed to mean??
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: uh
- [An00b’arak]: oh i get it
- [An00b’arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
- [An00b’arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
- [An00b’arak]: racist
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: no no no
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
- [An00b’arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
- [An00b’arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
- [An00b’arak]: >8< spider pride
- ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god
- ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god
- [An00b’arak]: im lodging a formal protest
- [An00b’arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
- [An00b’arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race
- [An00b’arak]: and species
- [An00b’arak]: and phylum
- [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset
- [An00b’arak]: omg
- [An00b’arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
- ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.
- [theLichKing]: Aw hell.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Precisely.
- [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
- [An00b’arak]: kiljaeden??
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
- [An00b’arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.
- [An00b’arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
- [Killzone’jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
- [An00b’arak]: phylum
- [An00b’arak]: ism
- [Killzone’jaeden]: You best start talking some English
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?
- [theLichKing]: Precisely.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Don't get cute.
- [An00b’arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
- [Killzone’jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
- [An00b’arak]: i dont have 1
- [Killzone’jaeden]: What?
- [An00b’arak]: im an arachnid
- [An00b’arak]: >8< spider power
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?
- [An00b’arak]: what
- [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
- [Killzone’jaeden]: And then you were like,
- [Killzone’jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?
- [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
- [An00b’arak]: ur horrible
- [An00b’arak]: ur a phylumist
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh no, I'm horrible. Why don't you go and tell all my demon friends how horrible I am. They will be shocked.
- [An00b’arak]: phylumist phylumist phulymst phylimist
- [An00b’arak]: that gets hard to type after a while though
- ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: thank god
- ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: oh god
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: go back to your hole
- [theLichKing]: Yeah get out of here
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Go back to your hole, spider
- [An00b’arak]: p
- [An00b’arak]: h
- [An00b’arak]: y
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: lolwut
- [An00b’arak]: l
- [An00b’arak]: u
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Shut. Up.
- [An00b’arak]: m
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Dude get rid of this guy.
- [An00b’arak]: i
- ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "An00b'arak" from the chat.***
- ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***
- [An00b’arak]: sts
- ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Finally
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras
- [theLichKing]: It's really not necessary, I withdraw my request completely.
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: no he wants armor
- [theLichKing]: An *armoire.*
- [theLichKing]: Of power.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I cannot express how much I hate both of you.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: And this is coming from someone whose lungs are made out of solidified hate.
- ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: hey everyone ^_^
- [theLichKing]: How did you get in here?!
- [theLichKing]: This is a private chat!
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol :)
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: i hacked admin :)
- ***User "theLichKing" has kicked user "~*`Sylvanas'*~" from the chat.***
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: lol lol lol
- [Killzone’jaeden]: TIE fighters
- [theLichKing]: What?
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Nothing. Can't you kick her out?
- [theLichKing]: I just tried
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: admin guys lol
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: :) ^___^
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: oh plus i can chat under ur names check this out
- [theLichKing]: im a little girl and i like ponies lol
- [theLichKing]: What! I hate ponies!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: ROFLMAO
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: she hax0red you dude
- [theLichKing]: This isn't funny!
- [theLichKing]: i play with dolls
- [theLichKing]: and bake cookies with my mommy
- [theLichKing]: Untrue! I deny everything
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha
- [theLichKing]: Ok guys this is lame let's just go to a different chat room
- [Killzone’jaeden]: NO!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: We're waiting for Sargeras!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: It's next to impossible to get him into these things anyway
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm not going to confuse him
- [theLichKing]: im a little teapot short and stout
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Besides this is hilarious
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Sargeras is going to get here and you'll be singing about teapots...you'll get pwned
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Maybe he'll buy you a "pwny"
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahaha see what I did there
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dont get it
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait ok but thats dumb
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Wordplay. Look it up.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to dress up like a girl
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Oh now she's doing it to me too
- [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to put on women's clothes
- [Killzone’jaeden]: and pretend im a woman
- ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
- [Killzone’jaeden]: and look at myself in the mirror all pretty
- [Killzone’jaeden]: and call myself the prettiest prettiest princess
- [theLichKing]: Umm she's not here anymore
- [theLichKing]: Are you just typing that stuff yourself?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ...
- [theLichKing]: ...
- [Killzone’jaeden]: ...
- [Killzone’jaeden]: WHERE THE HELL IS SARGERAS
- ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has entered the chat.***
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: heeeeeee~
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg wtf this sux
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: i have a dungeon to run
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: pcs are going to be like raiding me and shiz
- [theLichKing]: Oh please. The expansion is called "Wrath of the Lich King." It's got my _name_ in it. You don't think a few guilds are going to be farming me as soon as I'm a fightable boss?
- [theLichKing]: probably not because i suck so much
- [theLichKing]: DAMMIT SYLVANAS
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok and now my cat is 8fwhwe8ufhffweeexvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: walking on my keyboard
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: hold on afk
- [theLichKing]: You have a cat?
- [theLichKing]: Seriously?
- [theLichKing]: You're a freaking skeleton lord. Why do you have a cat?
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Yeah why *do* you have a cat?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: back, had to put the cat out
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: and ok
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: two things
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: first, cats are awesome
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: second, RACISM??
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: "freaking skeleton lord"
- [Killzone’jaeden]: WTF is wrong with you people?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: hey! what do you mean..."you people"
- [Killzone’jaeden]: What do YOU mean, "you people"?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: hahahaha
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Hahahaha...Tropic Thunder, great movie.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: i like to poop
- [theLichKing]: ...
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok that one I actually did not say, that was Sylvanas that time
- [theLichKing]: ...
- [Killzone’jaeden]: No seriously this time it was her
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: "this time"?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: wait so u really do like to wear womens clothes
- [theLichKing]: You are, in fact, the prettiest prettiest princess?
- [Killzone’jaeden]: No, of course not
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: do u have a panty drawer
- [Killzone’jaeden]: No! I wear boxers. With thorns on them.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: And skulls.
- [theLichKing]: Ok were the skulls on the kneecaps YOUR idea then??
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Wait what?
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: yeah dont change the subject
- ***User "SARGERAS" has entered the chat.***
- [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUME ALL HTE WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1
- [SARGERAS]: I AM INVINICBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: I AM HTE DARK TITAN!!!111111!1!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: oh god
- [SARGERAS]: I WILL CONSUM ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!1!!!!!!
- [theLichKing]: You actually said that already
- [Killzone’jaeden]: He spelled it different though.
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Dark Lord, there is an issue we need you to resolve
- [SARGERAS]: NOTHING CAN DEFET ME BECUASE I AM DEFEAT EVERONE!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: I AM SARGERAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: TEH DARK TIT AN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Right
- [Killzone’jaeden]: But what we're going for is
- [theLichKing]: Yeah I'm confident he'll be able to resolve this
- [Killzone’jaeden]: The Lich King has this complaint...
- [SARGERAS]: I AM DESTORYING ALL WORLDS RIGT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: i wear little pink girly panties
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: omg
- [SARGERAS]: WHATTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [theLichKing]: hahahahaha
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: pwned
- [SARGERAS]: I DID NTO SAY THAT!11111111111111111111
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: i dunno about you guys but im kinda turned on right now
- [theLichKing]: Rule 34
- [SARGERAS]: yeah, you like that, there's more where that came from
- [SARGERAS]: *twirls hair seductively*
- [SARGERAS]: I DID NOT SYA THAT EITHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: I WILL DESTROY ALL TEH WORLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- [SARGERAS]: !
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: *dies laughing*
- [Killzone’jaeden]: Ok I'm done
- [Killzone’jaeden]: F this
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I'm outta here
- [Killzone’jaeden]: I hate Azeroth
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: aw dont go :)
- ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***
- [~*`Sylvanas’*~]: byeee~
- [SARGERAS]: I USE SUPER ULTIMATE ATTACK FOR EIGHT MILLION POINS!!!!11
- [theLichKing]: Hey I think he spelled all the words right in that one
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: missed a t
- [theLichKing]: Aw, yeah
- [theLichKing]: So close
- ***User "~*`Sylvanas'*~" has left the chat.***
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ok im out too
- [theLichKing]: Ugh fine
- [theLichKing]: TTYL
- [Kel’Thuz4d]: ttyl
- ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has left the chat.***
- [SARGERAS]: GAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
- [theLichKing]: This is the worst chat ever.
- [theLichKing]: The worst.
- [theLichKing]: The worst.
- [theLichKing]: Whatevs, titan dude. I'm done.
- [theLichKing]: Still freezing my ass off though.
- [theLichKing]: *wrath*
- ***User "theLichKing" has left the chat.***
- [SARGERAS]: *looks around*
- [SARGERAS]: Chat empty?
- [SARGERAS]: ...
- [SARGERAS]: I have eaten
- [SARGERAS]: the plums
- [SARGERAS]: that were in
- [SARGERAS]: the icebox
- [SARGERAS]: and which
- [SARGERAS]: you were probably
- [SARGERAS]: saving
- [SARGERAS]: for breakfast
- [SARGERAS]: Forgive me
- [SARGERAS]: they were delicious
- [SARGERAS]: so sweet
- [SARGERAS]: and so cold
- [SARGERAS]: ;-)
- ***User "SARGERAS" has left the chat.***
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