D&D campaign 2 session 3

DM has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Darth GW7:
allo
GRiM:
hello
Canuhearmenow:
How do I get a token
GRiM:
make one
DM:
and you can drag and drop it onto the map
Shanto:
I can give you one!
Darth GW7:
brb
Canuhearmenow:
How do I make oneeeeee
Canuhearmenow:
Oh god
Shanto:
ARE U A WIZRD?!
GRiM:
DM, is zombie goast gonna start near us?
GRiM:
same plane etc
DM:
no
GRiM:
ok
DM:
same plane, yeah
GRiM:
you should sort him out with a token then, i'd end up placing it in the wrong place
Shanto:
I gave him one
Shanto:
=
Shanto:
*sadface*

Elias Guillermo:
Greetings

Elias Guillermo:
Oh god this picture doesn't work at all
GRiM:
agh!
GRiM:
no its does not...
DM:
heh
Shanto:
He's a wizard
Shanto:
It's only appropirate
Canuhearmenow:
He's a sorcerer
Canuhearmenow:
not a wizard
DM:
brb, I appear to have broken maptools.
Shanto:
pch
Shanto:
Semantics
GRiM:
who dropped their staff again?
GRiM:
i forget who's it was
DM:
shanto
GRiM:
k
Shanto:
Lol
Shanto:
Best monk
Darth GW7:
IT'S DRAGON TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Darth GW7:
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Darth GW7:
DRAAAAAGGGOOOOOONNNN TTTTIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEE
GRiM:
No Dad no!
Shanto:
IT TASTES LIKE THE SEA
Darth GW7:
shit I think I broke it
Shanto:
Quick delete it
Shanto:
Or Hjort will get mad
DM:
:
DM:
:|
Darth GW7:
DRAGON TIMEEEE
Canuhearmenow:
Ok
Canuhearmenow:
Got a token
Canuhearmenow:
How do I import
Shanto:
File
Shanto:
Add resouce to libarary I think
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
then select it in the resource library
DM:
...why are there 3 huge dragonborn on the map?
GRiM:
and place it on the field
DM:
Darth>
DM:
?
Darth GW7:
because it's dragon time
DM:
ah

Dungeon Tile 17:
Hm
Darth GW7:
Dungeon tile 17?
DM:
yes
Canuhearmenow:
wtf
Canuhearmenow:
It won't recognize it
DM:
the 17th dungeon tile, presumably
Canuhearmenow:
It's like
Shanto:
Dungeon Tile 17 NO DON'T DO IT, IT TASTES LIKE THE SEA
Canuhearmenow:
NOPE
Canuhearmenow:
I have the Token on my desktop
Canuhearmenow:
And it won't even show up in the possible things to impot
Canuhearmenow:
import*
Shanto:
Do you now
Darth GW7:
Put it in a folder
Shanto:
Have a desktop folder
Shanto:
?
Darth GW7:
You can't select individual files
Darth GW7:
only folders
Shanto:
In the library
Canuhearmenow:
THERE
Nirrti has connected.

Elias Guillermo:
HE HUNGERS
DM:
Okay
Shanto:
Who is
DM:
where is lamp?
Shanto:
Nirrti
Nirrti:
THE GOD OF BLOOD
DM:
the other new player
Shanto:
We got two new people?
Darth GW7:
more lambs to the slaughter I guess
DM:
No, there's just 2 new people here because of this failed attempt at humour
DM:
hehehe
Shanto:
huehuehue
Shanto:
So the Sorc is like the Fiends sex slave?
Canuhearmenow:
Naw they're my sex slaves
DM:
...what
Darth GW7:
Nirrti do you know where lamp is
Shanto:
I sware, Lastfm trolls me sometimes
Nirrti:
dunno, could try calling him, although i dunno if i've got ihs most up to date number
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
I only count 3 other players
Canuhearmenow:
Besides me
Canuhearmenow:
I remember there being more
DM:
4, surely
DM:
Grim, Shanto, Nirrti, and Darth
GRiM:
i'm here
Canuhearmenow:
I only see Darth and Shanto
GRiM:
shanto, darth, and lamp
Canuhearmenow:
And Courier
DM:
oh
DM:
you mean on the map
GRiM:
courier is an npc
DM:
that makes a lot more sense
Canuhearmenow:
Yeah
Canuhearmenow:
On the map
GRiM:
we are on another map
Canuhearmenow:
Ohhhh
DM:
Up the top right
Shanto:
Thought he was trippin' ballz
Darth GW7:
ignoring the colossal dragons?
DM:
Carceri
DM:
yes, we're ignoring the dragons
DM:
in fact
Darth GW7:
dragon time is ogre
DM:
ogre?
GRiM:
we've been ignoring them the whole game
DM:
what dragons?
GRiM:
darth
Canuhearmenow:
The ones flying above us
Darth GW7:
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
Darth GW7:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Darth GW7:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Darth GW7:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Darth GW7:
lamp is the new ninja
GRiM:
msg him on steam
Darth GW7:
he's not ON steam
Nirrti:
well net's not working in his apartment so it'll take a moment
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
I blame society
DM:
apparently maptools hates me
Darth GW7:
I don't blame it
DM:
:(
DM:
YES
Canuhearmenow:
Got it working?
DM:
lamp's online
DM:
and yes
Shanto:
I'm so hungry
Lampshade has connected.
Lampshade:
Yay
Lampshade:
Thank god my school has it's IT labs open 24/7
DM:
hm?
Lampshade:
My internet at home didn't work
Lampshade:
So I cycled to school
Shanto:
Wow
Shanto:
You're such a nerd
DM:
oh
Lampshade:
lol
Shanto:
LOL JK
GRiM:
haha wow
GRiM:
awesome dedication
Darth GW7:

Lampshade:
Been having a shit day
Darth GW7:
:3
Canuhearmenow:
Z'ar Kor looks like he's going to betray us soon
Lampshade:
oh cool
Lampshade:
Wait, who are you?

Xannan Hawkflight:
Don't forget to pick yer twig off the floor! Ehthos!
Lampshade:
So what did we get for loot?
DM:
I would like to say one thing before we begin - fuck maptools this buggy piece of shit. And screw doors

Ehthos:
Yeah yeah, laugh it up
DM:
2 thing
DM:
s
Lampshade:
You drawing something?
GRiM:
maptools aint buggy to me
DM:
Have you tried arranging dungeon tiles yet?
DM:
It's not so much buggy either
GRiM:
nope
DM:
as half of it missing
GRiM:
lol
DM:
Why is there no straight bottom bit? Why is the only horizontal corridor half broken
DM:
fuck this
DM:
okay
Darth GW7:
So
Darth GW7:
let us begin
DM:
So, you killed the dretch
Lampshade:
Yep
DM:
WITH NO CASUALTIES
Darth GW7:
phat lewt?
DM:
none
Lampshade:

GRiM:
good
Lampshade:
What about the guy it was chewing on?
Darth GW7:
Didn't grim kill him
Shanto:
So no new magic pants?
DM:
no new magic pants
Lampshade:
Damn
Darth GW7:
no phat lewt?
DM:
yeah, he's dead
Lampshade:
How about XP?
DM:
the dretch has nothing on it
DM:
50 xp for everyone!
Lampshade:
wheee
GRiM:
yay
Darth GW7:
Can we butcher the dretch corpse
Darth GW7:
and eat it
DM:
...
DM:
you're NG
DM:
What the fuck?
Darth GW7:
What's that got to do with it
Darth GW7:
:v
Darth GW7:
It's a dretch
DM:
...
Canuhearmenow:
Look at it scientifically, you could extract useful compounds from parts of the Dretch
Canuhearmenow:
It is, after all, a magical being
Darth GW7:
exactly
DM:
hang on
DM:
I recall something interesting
DM:
aha
Darth GW7:
actually
* DM rolls: d20 => 8
Canuhearmenow:
OMG, LET US TANGO
Darth GW7:
looking at the picture of it
Darth GW7:
it doesn't look very edible
DM:
The skin of the demon peels away, leaving its organs exposed to the open air.
Darth GW7:
Oh yum
Lampshade:
Saved us the trouble of skinning it
Darth GW7:
Who wants first poke?
* Xannan Hawkflight pokes the organs with a spare arrow from his quiver

Xannan Hawkflight:
nasty thing eh?

Z'ar Kor:
Evil spawn tend to be so.

Ehthos:
Who knew it could almost best us

Xannan Hawkflight:
Best you folks you mean

Xannan Hawkflight:
I was perfectly fine

Ehthos:
I'd take you down with me

Ahwassa:
I distinctly remember your arrows weren't that accurate

Xannan Hawkflight:
at least i wasnt beating it with a twig

Z'ar Kor:
I distinctly remember you staying well away from the actual fighting.
Darth GW7:
hypocrisy? Why yes, of course!

Xannan Hawkflight:
Bows dont work well up close Z'ar

Ahwassa:
For you, they don't work well form afar either

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'll let you have that one.
* Xannan Hawkflight laughs

Xannan Hawkflight:
it was pretty funny.

Z'ar Kor:
Funny how he can talk of hitting things with sticks when he's the one wielding the most flimsy piece of wood.

Ehthos:
Well, let us continue our travels, we're not getting any younger
DM:
alrighty

Xannan Hawkflight:
Sure.
DM:
East, wasn't it?

Z'ar Kor:
Wait.
* Ehthos Picks up my staff
* Z'ar Kor checks the body of the man the Dretch was attacking
Darth GW7:
not for loot
Darth GW7:
For signs of life

Ahwassa:
Anything interesting, Zar'kor?
DM:
no?
DM:
No signs of life
Darth GW7:
Did he have any weapons on him?
DM:
He has a dagger. It was snapped, presumably by the dretch.

Z'ar Kor:
We should bury him. He was innocent, just a poor, lonely traveller.
* Z'ar Kor shows them the dagger

Z'ar Kor:
He didn't stand a chance.

Ahwassa:
We should burn the body

Ahwassa:
Takes less time

Xannan Hawkflight:
yes

Xannan Hawkflight:
and maybe it might taste nice barbequeued
Lampshade:
I meant the man, not the dretch

Z'ar Kor:
That's a good idea, too. Burying him would anchor him to this sad place.

Ehthos:
I agree, we don't have time to stick around, so a burial by fire is the best way

Z'ar Kor:
Yes, let his ashes be carried free by the winds.
* Z'ar Kor takes out his flint and steel, working to set light to the man's clothing
You have disconnected.
Nirrti has connected.
DM has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Darth GW7:
ahem
Darth GW7:
Where were we
Darth GW7:
lost connection without realising
Lampshade:
About to burn the corpse
Lampshade:
and move east
* Z'ar Kor takes out his flint and steel and works to light the man's clothing

Z'ar Kor:
It will hardly be an efficient burning, but it's the best we can do.
* Ahwassa mutters a silent prayer for the dead.

Ehthos:
Does anyone have any rags? Usually we should wrap him before hand
* Xannan Hawkflight yawns
Darth GW7:
Just got an email from amazon, skyrim is on its way :3
Lampshade:
Grats
GRiM:
got mine this morning
Shanto:
Mine is preloaded on steam
GRiM:
shop.to
Shanto:
I will be using a vpn at 9am tomorrow to activate it on steam
Shanto:
=d
Lampshade:
So is the corpse burning yet?
DM:
which corpse we burning?
Lampshade:
The man
DM:
ok
Lampshade:
Do we have to roll?
DM:
no
DM:
yes its burning. Destroying all the loot we had for the encounter
* Xannan Hawkflight lifts the dretch and places him away from the man
* DM coughs
Lampshade:
You said he had no loot
DM:
I didn't
DM:
at any point
DM:
Darth checked for a pulse
DM:
And you guys checked the dretch for loot
Darth GW7:
We wouldn't have taken it anyway
Darth GW7:
...WOULDN'T we grim?
Lampshade:
So shall we go all metagame and loot the corpse?
Shanto:
Then asked if he had anything?
Lampshade:
yeah
Shanto:
Cause you said
Lampshade:
he did ask that
Shanto:
He had a dagger
Shanto:
=f
DM:
It was on the ground next to him
Darth GW7:
guys this was just a random traveller
Darth GW7:
he wouldn't have anything valuable on him
DM:
Seriously, do you want the loot?
Shanto:
Sure np
Lampshade:
But he could have GOLD!
Lampshade:
sure
DM:
Next time, remember to ask
Lampshade:
fine
GRiM:
we did ask actually
DM:
He had 50 gold on him, and a white gemstone
GRiM:
right when we started
DM:
oh?
Lampshade:
Yeh
Darth GW7:
Those probably would have survived burning anyway
GRiM:
yup
Shanto:
Doesn't matter
Lampshade:
wHO GETS THE GOLD AND THE GEM?
Lampshade:
caps*
Darth GW7:
Are you guys taking them, then?
Lampshade:
Yeah
Shanto:
I'll pass
Shanto:
rofl
GRiM:
yes
* Z'ar Kor looks on with disdain as his companions take the dead man's possessions, but does nothing to stop them.
DM:
Who takes them?
Lampshade:
I guess I do
* Xannan Hawkflight snatches the gold

Xannan Hawkflight:
finders keepers!
DM:
Okay, Xannan reaches into the pockets of the burning corpse, snatching up the red-hot gold
* DM rolls: d20 => 7

Xannan Hawkflight:
Ouch!

Xannan Hawkflight:
hot stuff..

Ahwassa:
What are you doing?

Ehthos:
You must be some sort of tool

Xannan Hawkflight:
he's not using it!

Ahwassa:
We share teh gold

Ehthos:
Argh, it's a bit grim

Ahwassa:
the*

Ehthos:
I'll pass on the items

Xannan Hawkflight:
Ahwassa.. take 25 pieces

Ahwassa:
Thanks
* Xannan Hawkflight hands the still warm coins over
* Xannan Hawkflight and pockets the rest

Ahwassa:
Shall we keep going then?

Xannan Hawkflight:
gladly

Xannan Hawkflight:
this is turning out quite profitable
Lampshade:
I guess we missed the gemstone
DM:
no
Lampshade:
Hope that wasn't important!
DM:
...nope
* DM sighs
GRiM:
someone else who cares can grab it
GRiM:
if you want something, speak up
GRiM:
and take it
DM:
it wasn't important unless you like money
Lampshade:
Grim, that's you
GRiM:
I dont take it cos i'm not a prospector, i dunno how much it's worth
Darth GW7:
How is Grim chaotic good anyway :|
DM:
After ten minutes, the dark trees thin out. Down in a valley below, you spot several figures milling about around a huge obelisk pillar, and some sort of gate. There is the sound of arguing
DM:
Emphasis on the chaotic, for now
DM:
Make spot checks, everyone
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 1 - 1 = 0
* Lampshade rolls: d20 => 5
Darth GW7:
PFF
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 11 + 3 = 14
Darth GW7:
that's a clear NOPE
* GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 14 - 1 = 13
Canuhearmenow:
Do I roll to see if we spot them?
Darth GW7:
Guess I poke myself in the eye or something
GRiM:
can i make a listen?
GRiM:
dm?
DM:
sure
* GRiM rolls: d20+3 => 12 + 3 = 15
* DM rolls: d20 + 4 => 18 + 4 = 22
* DM rolls: d20 => 4
DM:
you hear something rustling in the undergrowth to the north

Xannan Hawkflight:
people, theres something in the bushes there

Xannan Hawkflight:
northward

Ahwassa:
Careful

Ehthos:
Lets try to go around

Ahwassa:
Could be a trap
* Darth GW7 holds his sword ready

Ehthos:
I don't think we can handle any more fights
Darth GW7:
I mean-
* Z'ar Kor holds his sword ready
* Xannan Hawkflight readies his bow

Ahwassa:
Shoot a warning arrow
GRiM:
can i do that?

Z'ar Kor:
No. That might spook it into attacking.
DM:
mhm
GRiM:
i was just about to ask

Z'ar Kor:
...Whatever it is.
* Ehthos tenses up for a fight

Z'ar Kor:
We should keep moving and keep an eye out.
DM:
roll to attack. Hope you do badly
* Xannan Hawkflight fires a shot into the bush

Z'ar Kor:
...and not do that.

Ehthos:
Nice
* GRiM rolls: d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20

Ehthos:
Er, lets hope it's friendly
Lampshade:
And NOW you hit

Z'ar Kor:
Friendly, with an arrow stuck in it?
DM:
A small, winged, red-scaled creature flies out from the bush, an arrow stuck to its leg. With a screech, it flies down to the crowd below
Lampshade:
Planar check?
Darth GW7:
OH GOD YOU ANGERED IT

Xannan Hawkflight:
I think i pissed it off!

Z'ar Kor:
I think you did.

Ehthos:
Why would you do that, you fool!
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 9 + 3 = 12

Xannan Hawkflight:
on the other hand. that was a great shot!
DM:
not for a warning shot
DM:
:|
GRiM:
i hit something @{P
GRiM:

GRiM:
roll for damage?
DM:
sure, sure

Ehthos:
You call hitting something on a warning shot good?
* GRiM rolls: d8+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
DM:
nice
DM:
shame it was for a Warning Shot
GRiM:

Darth GW7:
Why is it in the east all of a sudden?
Darth GW7:
:V
Lampshade:
It ran there
GRiM:
we should have a marker for it
Darth GW7:
we do
GRiM:
oh
DM:
right
DM:
now?
Lampshade:
Do we follow it?
Darth GW7:
Well, do you?
GRiM:
i think we should
Lampshade:
Yeah
GRiM:
it's injured
GRiM:
i can finish it off

Ahwassa:
Let's follow that .... thing

Ehthos:
I don't think following is agood idea

Ehthos:
What if there are more?
DM:
There are

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm not wasting an arrow, lets get the beast killed!
DM:
they are down there
DM:
Milling about

Z'ar Kor:
It could be a trap. But I think it's heading in the same direction we were heading, anyway.
Shanto:
It's heading away from us
DM:
in the direction you were told the camp you were heading to would be in
Shanto:
To it's friends
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
shit

Ahwassa:
I think hitting it might have been a mistake....

Z'ar Kor:
Let's not suddenly change direction now, we may not be able to get our bearings again.

Z'ar Kor:
Just keep going, and remain cautious.

Ehthos:
Move north then east

Xannan Hawkflight:
come to think of it, it's running to the camp we are heading for...

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'll put my bow away, and if anyone asks it wasnt me
Shanto:
Is there any trees or things to use as cover
Shanto:
If we go for a stealth approch?
Shanto:
Or will I do a check?
DM:
The trees get more and more sparse the further into the valley you go
DM:
Why would you check for trees?
Darth GW7:
To use as cover I presume
Shanto:
To move around north east
Lampshade:
So shall we just run in blind?
Darth GW7:
We can't just move north and east
GRiM:
act nonchalant
Shanto:
Why if there is no cover
Shanto:
lol
Darth GW7:
We could lose our bearings that way
GRiM:
pretend we are friendly
Shanto:
I don't mean go 999 miles north
Darth GW7:
No
Lampshade:
Can I make a planar check on that creature?
Darth GW7:
But ICly we have no way of telling which way is north or east
Darth GW7:
All we know is that we've been walking east this whole time
DM:
forgot to do that
Shanto:
I meant ooc north
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 10 + 3 = 13
Lampshade:
enough?
DM:
for what
Shanto:
Nvm then
Lampshade:
planar check
DM:
on what
Lampshade:
to know what kind of thing it was
DM:
oh

Ehthos:
I shall follow, but I think this is a bad idea
DM:
no

Ehthos:
I just want to make that known
DM:
not quite

Ahwassa:
Let's keep going

Elias Guillermo:
You STUPID FILTHY HALF-ORC BASTARD
OMG'ahr:
SPEAK LOUDER YOU TINY HUMAN PIPSQUEAK

Elias Guillermo:
YOU GOT US STRANDED HERE, YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN

Z'ar Kor:
Er...
OMG'ahr:
DID I, WHO WAS IT THAT STARTED THIS ALL, WIZARD BOY?
Canuhearmenow:
We're yelling

Ahwassa:
What's this?
Shanto:
I assume
Shanto:
This is in ear shot?
DM:
yes

Elias Guillermo:
EXCUSE ME? YOU DARE ASSOCIATE ME WITH WIZARDRY?
* Z'ar Kor approaches cautiously, trying to see what is going on

Ehthos:
Sounds like a domestic situation

Elias Guillermo:
I AM A SORCERER, A MASTER OF THE MAGICKS
OMG'ahr:
YOU MAGICKS ARE ALL THE SAME TO ME
DM:
Move silently and hide checks, if you're sneaking

Elias Guillermo:
MAGIC IS WHAT BINDS US, IT IS THE GREAT WEB

Elias Guillermo:
YOU KNOW NOTHING
OMG'ahr:
MORE LIKE A GREAT NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK

Elias Guillermo:
AND ONCE WE GET BACK TO THE MATERIAL PLANE, WHAT YOU SHALL HAVE AROUND YOURS

Elias Guillermo:
ONCE MY MASTER HEARS OF THI

Xannan Hawkflight:
this looks entertaining

Elias Guillermo:
THIS*
* ??? turns around and sees you, before screeching and sleeing further into the camp.

OMG'ahr:
YOUR MASTER, THAT OLD FELLOW WITH A SILLY BEARD?

Elias Guillermo:
NO, THAT WAS SOME OTHER WIZARD

Elias Guillermo:
MY MASTER, IS A SORCERER

OMG'ahr:
SORCERER, WIZARD, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, YOU STILL ALL DIE THE SAME

Elias Guillermo:
COMING FROM AN ORC? Pfft

Elias Guillermo:
HAHAHA

Elias Guillermo:
Your kind don't understand

Z'ar Kor:
Well... This is interesting...

OMG'ahr:
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUNCH YOUR FACE INTO OBLIVION?

Elias Guillermo:
WE ALREADY SAW HOW THAT TURNED OUT LAST TIME

Elias Guillermo:
YOU STILL SEEM SINGED

OMG'ahr:
WELL YES, I MISSED

Elias Guillermo:
cinged*
* Baatezu approaches you, and spits something out in a language you cannot understand.

OMG'ahr:
I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO TRY AGAIN

Xannan Hawkflight:
what the hell is he babbling about?

Elias Guillermo:
HAHA MUST YOU CONTINUE TO YELL?

Baatezu:
Ah. Common.

OMG'ahr:
YES

Baatezu:
What are you doing here?

Xannan Hawkflight:
damn right common

Elias Guillermo:
TYPICAL ORCISH TYPES

OMG'ahr:
TYPICAL SQUISHY HUMAN

Ahwassa:
We were hired for a job

Xannan Hawkflight:
we are on our way to a camp we were told was to the east

Elias Guillermo:
Wait...

Elias Guillermo:
Is that common I hear?

Xannan Hawkflight:
east of where i'm not sure

OMG'ahr:
No, it's ancient language, you've just gone insane from the ale

Ehthos:
We sorta fell into this plane

Elias Guillermo:
Can some from the Material planet be here?

Elias Guillermo:
plane*

Xannan Hawkflight:
yes

Baatezu:
This is about as far east as you can get, before the orb ends.
* Xannan Hawkflight pad self

Ahwassa:
The orb?

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'm material i think
* Xannan Hawkflight laughs

Elias Guillermo:
Come Orc, let us investigate

OMG'ahr:
bah, do I have to?

Elias Guillermo:
I certainly don't mind you staying here

Elias Guillermo:
But you seem to be dumb muscle

Elias Guillermo:
We could use you

OMG'ahr:
hrmph, a dumb muscle? that sure is a way to talk to somebody who can crush your skull with one hand
Shanto:
assuming you don't roll a 1

Elias Guillermo:
And you're speaking to someone who can snap your neck with their mind
Shanto:
And like
Darth GW7:
strangle yourself?
Shanto:
Somehow crush your own skull

OMG'ahr:
you, you think you're capable of such feats wizard boy?
Shanto:
Or something
* Elias Guillermo approaches the party

Elias Guillermo:
Excuse me fair travelers, but I overheard you conversing in common

Elias Guillermo:
Where might you hail?

Xannan Hawkflight:
i go where i'm needed

Xannan Hawkflight:
where i hail is personal
* Yugoloth Leader begins conversing with the guard in hushed tones.

Ehthos:
I am Ehthos, I follow where my path leads

OMG'ahr:
a solemn hero type eh?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 3 + 1 = 4

Elias Guillermo:
(Listen check)

Ahwassa:
I'm Ahwassa

Ahwassa:
Who might you two be?

Elias Guillermo:
I am Elias Guillermo, chief Acolyte of the War Mage Gerard Samaril, of the Bier Kingdom
* Xannan Hawkflight pleased to meet you Elias
GRiM:
shit
DM:
:P
* Xannan Hawkflight extends his hand

Xannan Hawkflight:
pleased to meet you elias

Elias Guillermo:
Likewise

Elias Guillermo:
And here

Ehthos:
It is nice to someone of...such high class and manners

OMG'ahr:
And I am OMG'ahr, I have no such useless titles
* Elias Guillermo points to Omg

Elias Guillermo:
Is the retarded man-child that brought us here
* Xannan Hawkflight waves

Xannan Hawkflight:
hello, creature

Elias Guillermo:
Our tale is long and boring, and doesn't make for kind conversation

OMG'ahr:
says the squishy wizard boy who thinks he's the greatest

Ehthos:
So are you two like
* Elias Guillermo shakes Xannan's hand

Ehthos:
Together?

Ahwassa:
What exactly are you two doing here?

Elias Guillermo:
Technically speaking, yes
Darth GW7:
No one let me introduce myself ;-;

Ahwassa:
You don't really fit in with the rest

Xannan Hawkflight:
you two like... lovers?

Elias Guillermo:
We were sent here by a wizard

Elias Guillermo:
He's not my type, trust me

OMG'ahr:
if by together you mean sucked into a portal created by some I don't even know who because of a bar brawl, yes

Xannan Hawkflight:
ah

Xannan Hawkflight:
thank you, spare my mind great torment

Ehthos:
You know what they say Xannan, opposites attract

Z'ar Kor:
Odd choice of companion, you must be good friends.

Elias Guillermo:
In short, we were brawling in a tavern

Elias Guillermo:
This.... Orc here hit a wizard

OMG'ahr:
friends? I have not seen this human before yesterday

Elias Guillermo:
In his rage, he sent us through a portal

Xannan Hawkflight:
the only sexual tension i wish to observe involves a human redhead bartender i know

Elias Guillermo:
Is this... Carceri?

Ahwassa:
I sure hope so

Xannan Hawkflight:
yes

Z'ar Kor:
Certainly looks like it, doesn't it?
Canuhearmenow:
Wait can't say that
Canuhearmenow:


Xannan Hawkflight:
we were led to believe so
Lampshade:
Did we ever get confirmation we're in carceri?
DM:
Yes
Lampshade:
oh
DM:
the gehreleth at the start
Lampshade:
Oh irght
Lampshade:
right
Lampshade:
But he might have lied...

Z'ar Kor:
Call me Z'ar Kor, by the way. My full name is difficult for the common tongue to pronounce.
DM:
true

Elias Guillermo:
Let me try, Z'ar Kor

Xannan Hawkflight:
or lizard boy if you prefer

Elias Guillermo:
I have learned many languages in my time

Ahwassa:
Or just call him dragonboy

OMG'ahr:
tsar eh

Ehthos:
A couple hours ago he had 3 names of which he could not decide

Xannan Hawkflight:
was amusing to see him struggle to write it

Elias Guillermo:
I imagine omg here could scarcely write his even with lighting

OMG'ahr:
And here we go again, "EVERY ORC MUST BE DUMB", find a new one to preach, human

Elias Guillermo:
I am finished for now, Orc

OMG'ahr:
well you'd better be

Ahwassa:
*whispers to Xannan* Do you think we need more manpower for our job?

Z'ar Kor:
You did not intend to come to the grey wastes, then?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 11 + 1 = 12

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers back* more meat shields

Elias Guillermo:
We did not, Z'ar Kor
DM whispers: this isn't the grey wastes

OMG'ahr:
I intended to have a good night of drinking and relaxing
You whisper to DM: wat
You whisper to DM: I thought it was

Elias Guillermo:
I was just out of field training
You whisper to DM: :v

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers* we should bring them
DM whispers: grey wastes and carceri are different planes

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers* magic is power

Elias Guillermo:
And, like 'ahr here, wanted a good night of revelry

Ahwassa:
*whispers* I agree
Darth GW7:
ignore the "grey wastes" bit, got my planes mixed up

Ahwassa:
Now that you two are stuck here....

OMG'ahr:
If it only wasn't for that wizard I could still be fighting in that warm tavern
Darth GW7:
I don't know what Carceri's slang name is :v

Ahwassa:
Do you happen to be interested in a job?
Nirrti:
Tarterus?

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers* shut up

Elias Guillermo:
Money in exchange for getting out of here? Brilliant

Elias Guillermo:
I'd be honored, Ahwassa

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers* they dont need to know we are being paid

Z'ar Kor:
We didn't mention getting out of here, did we?
DM whispers: The Red Prison, or the Tarterian Depths

Ahwassa:
*whispers* ARE we getting paid?

Elias Guillermo:
It is assumed, Dragonborn

OMG'ahr:
Well you did get in here somehow

Elias Guillermo:
I imagine you do not wish to stay in Carceri

OMG'ahr:
And I doubt it was like how we ended up here

Z'ar Kor:
We have business to deal with first. Then we can worry about leaving.
* Elias Guillermo laughs

Z'ar Kor:
...

Xannan Hawkflight:
*whispers*i bloody hope so

Z'ar Kor:
Did anyone think to ask how we are going to get back?

Elias Guillermo:
Strenght in numbers, Z'ar Kor, what Gerard always told me

Elias Guillermo:
Strength*

Ahwassa:
Now that you meantion it, Zar...

Ahwassa:
I have no idea

Xannan Hawkflight:
to that end Elias, care to bolster or strength with your numbers?

Ehthos:
Look. basically what my er... friends are beating around the bush about is that we could do with more travelers

Xannan Hawkflight:
*our

OMG'ahr:
Well this is astonishing

OMG'ahr:
You're just as stuck here as we are then

Elias Guillermo:
of course Xannan
* Yugoloth Leader moves over the the red creature, and begins a new whispered conversation.

Z'ar Kor:
"Stuck"? We don't know, yet. Like you, we just got here.

Ahwassa:
Umm, guys

Ahwassa:
We might be in trouble
Shanto:
What happend to the thing
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
Shanto:
That got shot
Canuhearmenow:
Fuuuck

Z'ar Kor:
You know, the loths don't seem a bit surprised at both of our groups' sudden apperance.
You have disconnected.
Nirrti has connected.
DM has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Darth GW7:
ugh

Xannan Hawkflight:
blasted monks...
Lampshade:
I think we had that joke already last time
Shanto:
Half elf sorry
Shanto:
Sorry couldn't have
Shanto:
Cause I haven't made a good roll

Xannan Hawkflight:
does anyone who what tongue they speak!?
Shanto:
yet

Elias Guillermo:
I do, Xannan

Ahwassa:
Excellent

Elias Guillermo:
Infernal, Abyssal

Elias Guillermo:
And Celestial

Elias Guillermo:
I dabble
Lampshade:
They speaking celestial?

Elias Guillermo:
I appears to be Infernal
Lampshade:
damnit
DM:
do they look angelic
Lampshade:
They could be spies....

Elias Guillermo:
It*

Ahwassa:
Can you hear what they are saying?

Elias Guillermo:
Let me try
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 7 + 1 = 8
Canuhearmenow:
...
DM:
nope
DM:
:(
Shanto:
Keep trying

Z'ar Kor:
Odd how they don't seem the least bit disturbed despite two groups of strangers appearing out of nowhere.
Nirrti:
pr0 roller

Z'ar Kor:
Quite literally, in your case.
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
hahahah
DM:
no more trying now
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 18 + 1 = 19

OMG'ahr:
maybe it's a normal scene in here?
Darth GW7:
you poke your own ear out
GRiM:
critical miiiiiiiiisssss
Darth GW7:
*off
Shanto:
ears fall off
Nirrti:
you can hear faint sounds of speaking, you realize its your own voice murmuring something
Shanto:
brb gonna grab my food I'll be 2 secs
DM:
k
DM:
1...
DM:
...2
DM:
Shanto?
Lampshade:
I realised

Xannan Hawkflight:
hang on, that red thing looks familiar
Shanto:
BACK GUYS
Nirrti:
dibs on the gear
Nirrti:
damn
Darth GW7:
not quick enough
Lampshade:
I have comprehend languanges spell
DM:
that was 4
Shanto:
Seriosuly though
Shanto:
brb
Darth GW7:
drop and give me 20
Lampshade:
But no slots left
GRiM:
brb looking in fridge
Canuhearmenow:
My ambassadorial skills, useless!
DM:
sigh
DM:
brb, looking in fridge too
Nirrti:
maybe i can intimidate them

Z'ar Kor:
Why don't we ask them ourselves?
Lampshade:
brb looking in fri...
Canuhearmenow:
I have a +7 Intimidate Nirrti
Lampshade:
Oh wait, I'm at school
Nirrti:
+4

Z'ar Kor:
Instead of speculating about what they might be saying or in what language
Canuhearmenow:
+9 Bluff
Nirrti:
plus i'm a 7 foot tall half-orc
Canuhearmenow:
And +5 Diplomacy
Canuhearmenow:
Fuck yeah
Darth GW7:
+13 jump
Darth GW7:
fuck yeaaaah
Nirrti:
worst case scenario i'll just chop 'em into bits

Ahwassa:
Elias, you seem to have a way with words

Elias Guillermo:
It comes with the territory, Ahwassa

Ahwassa:
How about you go there and convince them not to kill us?

Elias Guillermo:
I'll certainly try
GRiM:
back
Lampshade:
DM is away

Xannan Hawkflight:
Let's watch this...
Lampshade:
so don't do anything
GRiM:
and stop
Canuhearmenow:
The modifiers are on my side
GRiM:
DM BREAKTIME
Canuhearmenow:
But I have bad rolls
Canuhearmenow:
THIS IS GONNA GeT FREAKY
Darth GW7:
maybe you've got rid of them
GRiM:
practice rolling to get rid of the bad rolls XD
Canuhearmenow:
Test roll with Bluff
Nirrti:
how about you convince them to die
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 18 + 9 = 27
Canuhearmenow:
Yup
Darth GW7:
LOL
Darth GW7:
now that's gone
DM:
what's happening
Nirrti:
natural 1
* GRiM rolls: d20 +1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Nirrti:
NATURAL 1
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 11 + 7 = 18
Nirrti:
rofl
DM:
no seriously, what?
Shanto:
back
GRiM:
we were waiting for oyu
DM:
oh
Lampshade:
He's trying to talk to them
Lampshade:
to not kill us horribly
* Elias Guillermo begins speaking in Infernal

Elias Guillermo:
rolling for diplomacy
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 8 + 5 = 13
Darth GW7:
IC lmao
Lampshade:
That's what you say to them?
GRiM:
haha
Nirrti:
yeah
Canuhearmenow:
Noooo
Darth GW7:
I do it in real life
Nirrti:
you go and say "i'm gonna roll for diplomacy"
Nirrti:
and then they're like "okay lets see your dice"
Shanto:
Nah the character plays a board game
DM:
:D
Shanto:
called
Shanto:
Dengens and Dergons
Lampshade:
Warriors & Wizards?
Nirrti:
Dengons and Derpgons

Elias Guillermo:
"Now that we're speaking in a more proper language, what do you intend on this party?"
GRiM:
mazes and monsters
Darth GW7:
goblins and ghosts
Nirrti:
caves and flies
Shanto:
Unforgotten Realms
Darth GW7:
anyway
Darth GW7:
back to this shitty game
GRiM:
Planescape: Jolly Time
* Yugoloth Leader speaks in an unusual language
Lampshade:
Canyouhearmenow, can you link your character sheet?
DM whispers: :(
GRiM:
yewsh
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=343899
DM whispers: That really hurts. Here. And also here, strangely
GRiM:
ty
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 15 + 9 = 24
DM whispers: I should get that checked
You whisper to DM: You think you need a doctor? I just accidentally my cup of tea
Lampshade:
brb, getting a drink
Xannan Hawkflight: (( I hope hes better a diplomacy than me ))
DM:
+9
DM:
so yeah
DM:
+5
Darth GW7:
Can none of us recognise their speech?
DM:
rather
Nirrti:
diplomacy is overrated
DM:
nope
Darth GW7:
That kind of suggests that none of us speak their language
Darth GW7:
:V
DM:
mhm
Canuhearmenow:
I could be negotiating how much loot I get from your corpses
Canuhearmenow:
Once they kill you
Darth GW7:
try using exaggerated facial expressions and gestures
Lampshade:
back
Darth GW7:
HELLO -smiles, waves hand-
Nirrti:
good luck, i'll liberate that tiny head of yours from your body
Shanto:
if you shout
Shanto:
People understand you easier
Shanto:
trufax
Nirrti:
you need to shout and point at everything
Nirrti:
especially your wrist
Nirrti:
for emphasis of hurry
Lampshade:
What are yougoloths btw?
Lampshade:
yugoloths*

Yugoloth Leader:
You intrude upon our presence in the darkest of times. What is your business here?
Darth GW7:
they're like demons but not
DM:
that'd be a planar check

Ahwassa:
We were hired for a job
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
Lampshade:
enough?
DM:
I guess
DM:
Yugoloths (daemons) are the Neutral Evil counterpart to the CE demons and the LE devils. They are native to the Grey Wastes and Gehenna
Lampshade:
Ahh, so we work for the same team

Yugoloth Leader:
A job? What job?

Xannan Hawkflight:
business with you possibly, are you the Yugoloth Leader?
* Xannan Hawkflight calls from across the room

Yugoloth Leader:
I have heard of new employees, but I would not expect them to attack my allies and disrupt the fragile peace in the gate area.
Lampshade:
room?
Darth GW7:
Room?
Darth GW7:
and you're standing right in front of him
Darth GW7:
wat

Ahwassa:
We were already attacked during our travel here
* Xannan Hawkflight turns sideways and covers his face
Nirrti:
it's a big room

Ahwassa:
We thought it was a trap of some sort

Z'ar Kor:
The majority of us think before acting.

Elias Guillermo:
Not a good habit to have, Dragonborn

Z'ar Kor:
That single arrow was, I think, a hasty decision from a twitchy ranger.

Yugoloth Leader:
So your immediate reaction to a new presence is to attack it? Interesting...

Ahwassa:
It was supposed to be a warning shot

Xannan Hawkflight:
I apologise, i believe it best to be cautious here

Z'ar Kor:
Maybe next time you'll be less eager to jump into a fight, eh?
* GRiM rolls: d20 +2 => 13 + 2 = 15
GRiM:
diplo
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
okay.png
DM:
He is now neutral towards you

Ahwassa:
I can try to heal the damage the arrow caused to him
Nirrti:
watch me roll diplomacy 1

Ehthos:
As we stated, our ranger is a bit jumpy. You know scared of his own shadow in an unknown place like this

Xannan Hawkflight:
theres not enough deer

Yugoloth Leader:
Hm. You claim to be here for employment reasons, yes?

Xannan Hawkflight:
yes

Ahwassa:
Well, we four

Yugoloth Leader:
Let's see... two humans, one who smells of Kord and the other of Obad-Hai, a half-elf who stinks of the bleak, and a child of Bahamut. You match the description I was given.
Shanto:
Are we retconning Bjorn?

Xannan Hawkflight:
we smell of the gods we follow?
DM:
bjorn died in the tavern
Lampshade:
He stayed behind at the bar
DM:
:(
Shanto:
Like he never existed or can we refernce him
Lampshade:
Oh right
Lampshade:
slipped
Lampshade:
and cracked his skull
Shanto:
Oh right
Shanto:
lol
Shanto:
That's what he gets

Yugoloth Leader:
Smell is the closest approximation to a mortal scent, yes.
Shanto:
For being a dick to me
Darth GW7:
slipped on the split ale he threw

Yugoloth Leader:
What were you told of your mission?

Ahwassa:
We were told to come here

Xannan Hawkflight:
that we would see you

Xannan Hawkflight:
and receive instruction

Yugoloth Leader:
Hm.

Yugoloth Leader:
And, on a more pressing note, the other two vagabonds. Is it too much to hope that you, too, are here to assist me?

OMG'ahr:
depends
Canuhearmenow:
*speaks in infernal*

Yugoloth Leader:
Depends? On what?

OMG'ahr:
on what you have to offer

OMG'ahr:
a way out, possibly?

Elias Guillermo:
Mainly my concern is if we are able to get a way out of here

Yugoloth Leader:
I did not call this the gate area for nothing.

Ahwassa:
Where exactly did you come from, by the way?

OMG'ahr:
long story

Elias Guillermo:
As I mentioned earlier, Ahwassa, from the Kingdom of Bier

Elias Guillermo:
We can discuss it later

Ahwassa:
Oh right
DM:
There are two huge obelisk structures in the camp site. I mentioned them earlier, but they were paid no heed
Lampshade:
Religion/planar check?
Canuhearmenow:
Should I use an Arcana check?
Lampshade:
or that
DM:
Why not
Canuhearmenow:
I have a +5 I think
Canuhearmenow:
+7
Lampshade:
So arcana?
DM:
Either
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 8 + 7 = 15
Shanto:
What about Religion
Lampshade:
Yeah
Shanto:
?
DM:
Go ahead
Lampshade:
That good?
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
Lampshade:
booyah
DM:
holy fuckshit
GRiM:
if i havent set my other 3 knowledge skills to anything . is that bad?
* Shanto rolls: d20+2 => 3 + 2 = 5
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana and religion
Canuhearmenow:
Eh?
Lampshade:
I know EVERYTHING!
GRiM:
should i have
GRiM:
>?
DM:
no, grim
GRiM:
ok
DM:
not needed
Darth GW7:
I know everything about the world of pokemon
Lampshade:
I think I now know the chemical composition of the damn thing along with everything else
GRiM:
i hope we see a dungeon soon, then i can remember useful things
Lampshade:
heh
DM:
You will :D
Nirrti:
like how to void your pants?
Lampshade:
That's our monk
Lampshade:
He almost crapped his pants at intimidation earlier
Canuhearmenow:
hahaha
Nirrti:
ah right, the designated human ballista miss- i mean nothing
Shanto:
.
Canuhearmenow:
brb
Canuhearmenow:
will be back in a sec
DM:
Ok
DM:
Writing knowledge stuff
Lampshade:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
back
Lampshade:
I like how I only get good rolls on useless stuff
Lampshade:
But when it comes to combat....
Canuhearmenow:
Knowledge is power
Darth GW7:
magic is might
Nirrti:
what are you a librarian
Lampshade:
I died in the first fight if it weren't for a retcon
Canuhearmenow:
Basically Nirrti
Canuhearmenow:
I have an int of 16
Nirrti:
i hate librarians
Darth GW7:
Also
Nirrti:
do nothings
Darth GW7:
20 STR is power
DM:
The obelisk pillar has what appear to be carvings of facings in it. As you watch, they shift, screaming in silent torment. Occasionally some look at you, pleading. It is said that these are the spirits of the petitioners in Carceri who tried to escape using the portals. The portal is roughly of equal height and width, which means, according to Carcerian folklore, that it leads you back to the Outlands rather than, say, the Abyss or the Grey Wastes. Fiends, mortals, and any who are not bound to the plane are free to leave, assuming the inhabitants are not openly hostile.
Nirrti:
indeed
DM:
WALLOFTEXTLOL
Lampshade:

Darth GW7:
Yum
Lampshade:
So you can't get anywhere else from here?
GRiM:
oh shit.
DM:
Also, there's a class, the Archivist, to which knowledge is literally power. They can do more damage using knowledge checks
Lampshade:
Dude
Darth GW7:
._.
Lampshade:
I should have been that
DM:
hm?
DM:
heh
Lampshade:
So
Lampshade:
Portal to outlands
Lampshade:
Is it actually useful?
DM:
which is where Sigil is
Canuhearmenow:
thinking of having Guillermo walking up to it to touch it
Lampshade:
aah
Lampshade:
so it is
Canuhearmenow:
Test it and shit
Nirrti:
lets throw somebody at it
Nirrti:
who's the lightest
Darth GW7:
Fires him into the outer realms
Canuhearmenow:
I like where this is going
Darth GW7:
reroll
Darth GW7:
new character

Ahwassa:
Those obelisks lead to the nine hells

Ahwassa:
I wouldn't touch them
DM:
No
Darth GW7:
what
DM:
What
Darth GW7:
whaaat
Lampshade:
I wanna keep em in the group
Lampshade:
I lie
DM:
oh
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
..
DM:
roll for blugg
DM:
bluff
Darth GW7:
HJORT
Lampshade:
SO they don't go running of to sigil
Nirrti:
bitch be using treachery
Darth GW7:
STOP COPYING ME
* Lampshade rolls: d20 => 14
Lampshade:
+2
DM:
someone roll sense motive
Lampshade:
so 16
Darth GW7:
Surely we all roll
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
DM:
aye, sure
Canuhearmenow:
Sense motive
GRiM:
sense motive too
Lampshade:
hehe
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
LOL
* Nirrti rolls: d20 => 5
Nirrti:
aww yiss
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 13 - 1 = 12
* GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 8 - 1 = 7
Lampshade:
Guess you two are staying here!
Darth GW7:
SO...
DM:
Shanto?
Darth GW7:
We all believe him
Shanto:
Hm?
DM:
her
Darth GW7:
it
Shanto:
Sorry I was eating potatos
DM:
do you want to roll sense motive?
Shanto:
Yes
Darth GW7:
potatoes?
Canuhearmenow:
For who, me?
Shanto:
Sec till I get my modifier
Darth GW7:
PO-TAY-TOES
Lampshade:
please don't
Canuhearmenow:
Wait it's bluff vs. Sense motive
Canuhearmenow:
So I roll bluff right
Lampshade:
And now that I think of it
DM:
no
DM:
Lamp rolled bluff
Lampshade:
I'm not a very good person...
Canuhearmenow:
Who is sense
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Lampshade:
Can I retcon to neutral chaotic?
DM:
CN
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 17 + 3 = 20
Lampshade:
yeh
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
Don't clerics have to be good anyway
DM:
no, Darth
DM:
clerics can be for any god
DM:
including evil ones
DM:
they don't even have to have gods, actually
DM:
:|
DM:
Shanto?
DM:
Your response?
Shanto:
Er
Shanto:
Sec
DM:
k

Ehthos:
I trust her, I do think it leads to the 9 hells. We should not travel there
Darth GW7:
I just noticed that lamp is the only female character in the party
Darth GW7:
this could be interesting
Shanto:
Just noticed?
Shanto:
We talked about that
Lampshade:
JUST noticed?
Shanto:
Like at the start
Darth GW7:
yeah
Lampshade:
Where have you been?
Darth GW7:
But now we have two newcomers
Darth GW7:
and she's STILL the only furl
Darth GW7:
Gurl*
Shanto:
And when he accused me of hitting on him
Lampshade:
heh
Darth GW7:
eeree

Ahwassa:
So what kind of job do you have for us?

Yugoloth Leader:
We are working on a lather large project hear, and things have been going rather poorly.
Shanto:
It's cool Ehthos will sleep with her
Shanto:
In a detailed sex scene

Ahwassa:
What can we do to help?
Lampshade:
No
Shanto:
Nah the Wizard will help for sloppy seconds

Yugoloth Leader:
We are trying to form an allegiance between the Baatezu and the Gehreleths. The 'leths have not been kind to our advances, as was to be expected.
Canuhearmenow:
Sorcererrrrrr
Shanto:
Mind control
Canuhearmenow:
Not wizardddddd
Nirrti:
WIZARD BOYYYYY
Shanto:
Man
DM:
Mind control is more a psion's thing anyway
Shanto:
I'm gonna be like

Ahwassa:
I don't see how a bunch of mercenaries can help there
Shanto:
Trolling you all the time

Yugoloth Leader:
Tell me, do you know of Obsidian Triangles?
Canuhearmenow:
lol
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16
GRiM:
So you want us to "make " them friendly?
Lampshade:
I guess I do
Darth GW7:
you -may-
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 3 + 7 = 10

Xannan Hawkflight:
So you want us to "make " them friendly?
Canuhearmenow:
Rolled for Obsidian Triangles
Nirrti:
PEACE THROUGH POWER
Lampshade:
Hmm
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana
Lampshade:
Tiberium wars D&D campaign?
Nirrti:
dibs on kane
Darth GW7:
dib-
Darth GW7:
damnit

Ahwassa:
What about them?
Lampshade:
I wanna be a zone trooper
Nirrti:
i will use special ability; kane dance
Darth GW7:
dibs on tiberium pit beast thingie
Nirrti:
and then everything explodes

Yugoloth Leader:
It is said they hold the key to the Gehreleth racial memory. If we get ahold of one we could disect it, and find a way to make an allegiance.
Lampshade:
Did you know the reason Nod command centers are so dim is because Kane enjoys seeing his underlings hit their toes on the consoles?

Ahwassa:
And this is where we come in? We get you one of those?
Nirrti:
did you know that despite denying it, kane took the other nod ring

Xannan Hawkflight:
Ok, how do we get you one?

Yugoloth Leader:
Precisely.

Yugoloth Leader:
All Gehreleths have one, though not always on their person. It is how the race can function as a unit, never dying.

Elias Guillermo:
Sounds like this will require violence... Or guile

Xannan Hawkflight:
or speed and cunning

Yugoloth Leader:
There is a tomb nearby, in which a liquefied Farastu sleeps.
Lampshade:
Gehreleth, wasn't that guy who saved us one of those?

OMG'ahr:
Now you're talking my language
DM:
yes, Lamp
GRiM:
and he looked weak
Lampshade:
So we just go there, kill him, loot the corpse, and get back
GRiM:
so this is piss easy
GRiM:
^_^
Darth GW7:
yes but there were quite a few of them

Yugoloth Leader:
The tomb will be guarded, but I do not know what by.

Ahwassa:
We're going graverobbing?

Elias Guillermo:
The dead aren't using it, Ahwassa, and it's for a good cause

Yugoloth Leader:
Not graverobbing. It has already been ransacked.

OMG'ahr:
it isn't robbing unless the owners are alive
Lampshade:
How does Kord feel about looting a grave?
DM:
depends on the cause

Elias Guillermo:
In death he may save more lives then in life
DM:
and the grave

Z'ar Kor:
It's graverobbing, not robbing. Graverobbing generally occurs in graves, where people are dead.

OMG'ahr:
you could say we're repossessing the items for a greater cause

Ahwassa:
I remember the word "tomb" being mentioned...

Xannan Hawkflight:
Well me and Ahwassa did that once today
* Ahwassa coughs

Yugoloth Leader:
A tomb long unused. No doubt the inhabitants have been used for some other, viler purpose, since their initial demise.

Ehthos:
I agree with the dragonborn, the spirits are very much alive, we could pose great danger to ourselfs with disturbing their resting place

Elias Guillermo:
Sounds like a need for magic

Z'ar Kor:
I fear that we may have to disturb them.

Z'ar Kor:
But we won't be repossessing anything other than the obsidian artifact we seek.
You have disconnected.
Nirrti has connected.
DM has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.

Elias Guillermo:
Of course

Xannan Hawkflight:
we just ran into these folk

Yugoloth Leader:
No, you wouldn't have. Then you are free to do as you wish.
Darth GW7:
I have no idea what is happening with my internet today

OMG'ahr:
how much are we getting paid?

Elias Guillermo:
Payment is later, Orc

Elias Guillermo:
We must discuss plans now

Ahwassa:
You didn't sign the contract so.... nothing

Ahwassa:
Only the loot

Ehthos:
Exactly

Yugoloth Leader:
Whatever is in the tomb. And whatever I deem necessary.

Z'ar Kor:
Loot?

Ehthos:
You may have what you feel fit to take

Z'ar Kor:
We should not desecrate the resting place of the dead any more than we have to.

Ehthos:
But you did not sign the contract so there would be no reward
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 2 + 5 = 7

Xannan Hawkflight:
which way is the tomb then?
Lampshade:
Can I prepare my spells here?
DM:
If the party wants to rest first

Ehthos:
First we should rest

Xannan Hawkflight:
and may i purchase any items here?
Darth GW7:
We should, yes

Ehthos:
Before we continue

Ahwassa:
I think we should rest here for a while, it's been a long walk
Darth GW7:
Since some of us have taken damage

Yugoloth Leader:
I can teleport you there, but not back. If you survive, travel north for a while. You will see the pillar soon enough

Ahwassa:
And zar got hurt by the dretch
Canuhearmenow:
*speaking in infernal to Yugoloth leader*
Canuhearmenow:
(Check Steam)
DM:
k
Lampshade:
He's selling us as slaves!
Lampshade:
Let's kill him
Canuhearmenow:
Naw naw
Lampshade:
Anyways, I'll go check what spells I'll be taking
Nirrti:
correction he's selling YOU as a slave

Yugoloth Leader:
For sale? I have a shipment of cold iron weaponry.
Nirrti:
i mean uh, nothing

Yugoloth Leader:
And some basnicks, if anyone wants any.

Elias Guillermo:
Do you have anything a person of my skill set might use?

Xannan Hawkflight:
what is a basnick?

Xannan Hawkflight:
and do you have any arrows?

Yugoloth Leader:
Arrows, yes. Iron, or cold steel?

Elias Guillermo:
Men of magic have little use for weapons

Xannan Hawkflight:
cold steel costs how much sir?

Yugoloth Leader:
I have some scrolls sorceror, but from my own personal stash. They will cost more

Elias Guillermo:
May I see what I might buy first?

Ehthos:
Well guys I'm going to get some sleep, we should leave at first light
DM:
just let me check some prices, and roll some stuff

OMG'ahr:
You don't have any ale, do you
Darth GW7:
Is there a day/night cycle here? ._.
GRiM:
ok
DM:
...sort of. For intents and purposes, yes
* Ahwassa steps aside and gives prayers to Kord
Shanto:
Ahwassa looks cold
Shanto:
Maybe she could join me
Shanto:
in my sack
Nirrti:
the word "kord" always reminds me of that russian 12.7mm HMG
Canuhearmenow:
lol
Lampshade:
I do have a bigass sword, you know
Nirrti:
you're giving your prayers to a machine gun
Lampshade:
Also, I has a tent
Nirrti:
well i have a bigass axe
Shanto:
gonna get lonely
DM:
The cleric has a sword? Hm.
Nirrti:
i also have no money
Shanto:
Nah I'm trolling
Canuhearmenow:
I have monies
Nirrti:
fuck life i'm gonna jump off a cliff
GRiM:
still waiting on price + stats of cold steel arrows
Canuhearmenow:
Same, only for scrolls
Lampshade:
Btw
Lampshade:
anyone here worship kord other than me?
Lampshade:
I have a spell for those
Canuhearmenow:
Boccob here, so no
Lampshade:
Damn

Yugoloth Leader:
Cold iron, not steel. my fault. They cost 3gp each, but can cut through the defences of outsiders.
Nirrti:
i demand to be able to worship Khorne
DM:
no
DM:
no Khorne
Nirrti:
:|
GRiM:
so is that +1 dmg , 2?
Nirrti:
where is the blood I was promised
GRiM:
or +1 to hit?
DM:
no
DM:
neither
DM:
it just overcomes damage resistance
GRiM:
ok

Xannan Hawkflight:
How many do you have?

Yugoloth Leader:
How many do you want?
Lampshade:
Got my spells now
Canuhearmenow:
That was fast
Lampshade:
All I need is a couple of prayers and then BAM
Lampshade:
Full of spells

Yugoloth Leader:
There are cold iron swords and axes here as well. As for scrolls...

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll take 25 cold iron arrows please

Yugoloth Leader:
How much do you have to spend, sorceror.

Yugoloth Leader:
?
Canuhearmenow:
Not sure how much I should have starting out
DM:
okay, Grim. -75g and add 25 cold iron arrows
Canuhearmenow:
Does 50 gp sound too much?
DM:
erm, hang on then
Canuhearmenow:
Or 100 gp
DM:
roll 3d4
* Xannan Hawkflight pays for his goods and stows them in a quiver
Nirrti:
can i roll aswell
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 3d4 => 11
Nirrti:
i've no money
Canuhearmenow:
11
DM:
110 gold, then

Elias Guillermo:
I have 110 gp
Lampshade:
Would it be too much to ask to wait a whole day here?
Lampshade:
Because I blew my daily
DM:
Nirrti, how much equipment did you have?
GRiM:
yes, food aint cheap
Nirrti:
greataxe, bedroll, rations for a day
Nirrti:
and backpack
DM:
Lampshade, a rest means your daily is restored
DM:
roll 4d4 then
Lampshade:
It does?
Lampshade:
cool
DM:
just 1 day?
Nirrti:
yeah
Nirrti:
because that's what lamp said i should put
Darth GW7:
grim why did your money just go from 75 to 100 ._.
* Nirrti rolls: 4d4 => 11
Nirrti:
:|
DM:
...grim?
Lampshade:
Hey, he came here from a bar
GRiM:
it went from 100 to 25
DM:
110 gold as well then
GRiM:
75, + 25 stolen from dead guy
Canuhearmenow:
lods of emone
GRiM:
-75 from buying shit
DM:
you can either have a normal greataxe or a cold iron one
GRiM:
= 25
Darth GW7:
ah
DM:
Nirrti, what type of greataxe do you want?
Nirrti:
well frankly the difference between cold iron and steel is null
Canuhearmenow:
Not true, cold iron will help us
DM:
Apart from the damage resistance thing
Canuhearmenow:
Whereas steel won't
Nirrti:
atleast until enchantments set in
GRiM:
yeah does cold iron help against spirits?
Lampshade:
Heh, our sorceress has only 5 hp
DM:
sorceress?
Canuhearmenow:

Nirrti:
you mean sorcere
Nirrti:
r
Canuhearmenow:
Sorcerer
Lampshade:
right
Lampshade:
too much diablo
Canuhearmenow:
d4 for sorcerer
Canuhearmenow:
+1 from const
Nirrti:
well, the choice, is it free either way?
Canuhearmenow:
I require scrollllllllls
DM:
oh hp
Nirrti:
'cause if i can choose either one without losing gold of course i'll take cold iron
DM:
no
DM:
you'll lose gold either way
Lampshade:
Would be a pretty huge coincidence
Lampshade:
To randomly happen to have a cold iron axe
Nirrti:
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE GREAT OMGAHR THE HALF-ORC
DM:
shush
DM:
1 retcon per character
Lampshade:
heh
DM:
that's a new homerule
Lampshade:

Canuhearmenow:
Scrollllllllllllllls
Nirrti:
well the point is that cold iron doesn't really differ so much from steel
Nirrti:
in greataxe
DM:
ok then
DM:
take off 21gp for axe + bedroll + 1 days worth of rations
Nirrti:
all it gives me is the chance to buy enhancements for it but that costs 2k g
Lampshade:
We'll have that in no time!
Nirrti:
sure you do
DM:
sigh
DM:
scrolls, ok
DM:
what level are you looking for? 0 or 1?
Canuhearmenow:
1
DM:
25 gold each, then
Canuhearmenow:
Since there are no really good 0s
Shanto:
mmmmmm
Canuhearmenow:
For combat
Canuhearmenow:
What kind are there
Shanto:
I just got my student loan
Lampshade:
Grats
DM:
I got mine yesterday
DM:
spent some on Skyrim. I'm not good at this saving money thing
DM:
:(
Lampshade:
hehe
Shanto:
I got 1k
Shanto:
=d
Nirrti:
bah, students
DM:
92 quid. Comes in bursts
Shanto:
Cause they fucked up with my loan and it gets backdated
DM:
ah
GRiM:
hah
Darth GW7:
anyway
Darth GW7:
where were we
Nirrti:
buying stuff
Lampshade:
Buying scrolls
Canuhearmenow:
Ok will buy no scrolls
Nirrti:
being useless
* DM rolls: d100 + d100 + d100 + d100 + d100 => 51 + 61 + 3 + 86 + 97 = 298
DM:
hang on
Lampshade:
What

Elias Guillermo:
I have no need for these scrolls
Shanto:
Can I use IRL money to buy some stuff
Shanto:
=d
Lampshade:
Sure
Lampshade:
Just mail the money to me
Nirrti:
can i use irl intimidation to get stuff for free
Darth GW7:
D&D now with microtransactions
Canuhearmenow:
Against demons?
Shanto:
£20 for a staff with all the stats on it
Nirrti:
against dm
GRiM:
haha
Lampshade:
ALL the stats
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
If we're staying here the night
Canuhearmenow:
Then I lack a place to sleep
Canuhearmenow:
Same with Nirrti
Nirrti:
well you guys are, but your stuff is coming with ME
Nirrti:
HJAHHAAHAHHA
Lampshade:
He has a bedroll
Canuhearmenow:
I LACK NOTHING
DM:
Jump, Alarm, Silent Image, Unseen Servant and Mount. Those are the scrolls I rolled.
Canuhearmenow:
Fuuuuck
Lampshade:
...useful
DM:
that's...
Nirrti:
JUMP
DM:
...an interesting combination
Nirrti:
buy the jump one
Lampshade:
Yeah!
DM:
Jump, alarm, silent image and mount. Hm.
Nirrti:
jump and mount
Lampshade:
Jump!
Shanto:
anyone watch dexter?
Lampshade:
Two jumps!
Lampshade:
Me
GRiM:
yes
GRiM:
no spoilers
Nirrti:
SPRING
You have disconnected.
Nirrti has connected.
DM has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
Shanto has connected.
Canuhearmenow has connected.
Canuhearmenow:
On... The ground?
Nirrti:
yes
GRiM:
eaten
Nirrti:
like a dog you are
Shanto:
In my bed roll
Lampshade:
I have a tent
Nirrti:
i need some more rations
Canuhearmenow:
Kinkyyyy
Nirrti:
i also need some mead
Canuhearmenow:
Tent sounds betrar
Shanto:
See lamp is inviting you into his tent
Lampshade:
Am not
Darth GW7:
wait what
Shanto:
Tap that cleric ass

OMG'ahr:
How much for the rations?
Darth GW7:
I come back to tent sex?
Lampshade:
I'm welding the door shut
Canuhearmenow:
But I thought I could sleep in tent
Canuhearmenow:

Nirrti:
good thing i have this rocket launcher here then
Shanto:
Welding?

Yugoloth Leader:
2 days worth for a gold. I have about 200 days worth in here, for a single person.
Lampshade:
Yeah
Nirrti:
i will buy all of the rations
Shanto:
Of the cloth tent?
Lampshade:
Yeah
Darth GW7:
fatty
DM:
You don't have 100 gold
Canuhearmenow:
I will buy two then
Nirrti:
tiny
Lampshade:
I buy 20

Elias Guillermo:
I will take 2 days worth of rations
DM:
Really, Lamo?

OMG'ahr:
I'll take ten, then, you can never be too careful

Elias Guillermo:
*hands over a gold piece*
DM:
Lamp
DM:
shit
DM:
sorry
Lampshade:
wait, 10
Lampshade:
is better
Nirrti:
copycaaaaaat

Ahwassa:
I'll take ten too
DM:
okay, Canuhearmenow, 1 gold off, Lamp and Nirrti, 5 gold off
Lampshade:
shutup
Shanto:
I'm pretty sure

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll take 2
Shanto:
I can't afford

Yugoloth Leader:
It is good doing business with you.
Nirrti:
i bought ten before it was cool
Shanto:
Food
* Nirrti puts on hipster glasses
DM:
...
DM:
hobo monk
Shanto:
Best monk
Shanto:
Can I go into like
Shanto:
Ramadan mode
Lampshade:
I guess you should ahve looted that corpse then, eh?
Nirrti:
no you starve to death in the morning
Nirrti:
THE END
Shanto:
Kay
Shanto:
gg guys
Nirrti:
gg
Shanto:
Gonna go play sonic
DM:
New char time?

Xannan Hawkflight:
ok, we've eaten and got our rest
DM:
k
DM:
:P
DM:
Shanto will just have to share food
Shanto:
Maybe lamp
Shanto:
Will take pitty on me
Canuhearmenow:
I will act out of kindness
Shanto:
=d
Lampshade:
Fine, I'll do it
Canuhearmenow:
And give Shanto a ration
Lampshade:
You go ahead
Shanto:
I have one just now anyway
DM:
at level 3 lamp can make food, incidentally
Shanto:
It's not like it's an immediate issue
Nirrti:
the goody two-shoes club
DM:
with magic
Darth GW7:
*snort snort*
Shanto:
Just like the female he is
DM:
the only female in the game has an ability to make food
Nirrti:
oh the humanity
DM:
only female in the party
Lampshade:
haha
Nirrti:
in the game
DM:
heh
Nirrti:
the only female IN THE GAME
Lampshade:
ohshit
DM:
all males from now on, guys
DM:
sorry bout that
GRiM:

Shanto:
You mean the only rape victim in the party?
GRiM:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Canuhearmenow:
lol
DM:
heh
DM:
resting then?
Nirrti:
turborest
Canuhearmenow:
So I sleep in Lamps tent? :q:
Lampshade:
But I don't want to waste spell slots for foodmake
Lampshade:
No
Lampshade:
It's a small tent
Canuhearmenow:
So?
Nirrti:
i shall commandeer the ten
Nirrti:
*tent

Xannan Hawkflight:
Have we got all our affairs in order then friends?
Nirrti:
damn now i need a pirate hat

Ahwassa:
Yes
Nirrti:
half-orc pirate
Nirrti:
aww yiss

Elias Guillermo:
That wasn't the... Best rest I've had
Shanto:
Er I was gonna do something during the night

Elias Guillermo:
But I can manage
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
what?
DM:
what, Shanto?
Shanto:
While people slept
Nirrti:
he was going to gobble ALL of our food

Xannan Hawkflight:
shall we be teleporting then?
Nirrti:
fatty
Shanto:
Talk to lamps character
Lampshade:
...
DM:
...
Shanto:
About that she lied
Lampshade:
NO
Lampshade:
oh
Shanto:
And I covered for her
DM:
oh
DM:
okay, to steam
Nirrti:
and now lamp owes you one
Shanto:
Kay
Nirrti:
and you'll be sure to take that favor one way or another

Xannan Hawkflight:
*to yugoloth leader* we are ready to embark
Darth GW7:
New map?
DM:
hang on
Nirrti:
intense pillowtalk
DM:
:D
Lampshade:
lol
Canuhearmenow:
Shanto trying to talk lamp into favorsssssssssss
Canuhearmenow:
I wonder what kinda monsters we're going to face in the tomb
Nirrti:
the ones that bite your head off
Nirrti:
i hope
Canuhearmenow:
Grr
Darth GW7:
rrar
Nirrti:
don't you mean
Nirrti:
rrerr
Darth GW7:
....no
Nirrti:
you're not too familiar with FP are you
Lampshade:
He is
Nirrti:
well obviously not
Shanto:
Okay, done
Darth GW7:
I've overused rrerr as it is
Nirrti:
sure you have
DM:
one moment while I populate the dungeon
Canuhearmenow:
The dungen
Lampshade:
Make it full of undeads
Nirrti:
copulate the dung
Canuhearmenow:
Oh god no
Lampshade:
brb, bathroom
Shanto:
blew my load too early guys, I failed out gender
Shanto:
our*
Canuhearmenow:
I can't use magic missile on undead
Canuhearmenow:
Can I?
GRiM:
finally i can use dungeoneering knowledge
GRiM:
^_^
DM:
yeah you can
Nirrti:
you can use void pants and die
Canuhearmenow:
SHIT YEAH
Canuhearmenow:
Fuck yeah
DM:
magic missile is awesome against undead. Since it's a force spell, it can hit incorporeal things
Canuhearmenow:
It will be used copiously
DM:
heh
Darth GW7:
attack the darkness
Shanto:
Cast flare
Shanto:
all day
DM:
There should be a new map up
Canuhearmenow:
I could use Light
Darth GW7:
test
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GRiM:
fuck no
Nirrti:
because it'll bring you down from the unnecessary hype induced high
Shanto:
I've played it
GRiM:
i played it
Shanto:
I know the bad stuff about it
GRiM:
at a convention
GRiM:
tis goood
Shanto:
I just want a new elder scrolls game
Nirrti:
meh
Shanto:
To waste 1000 hours in again
Nirrti:
the engine really pisses me off
Nirrti:
bethesda just can't make correct choices when it comes to game engines, can they
Shanto:
Worked fine for me
Shanto:
When I played it
Nirrti:
it's not that it doesn't work
DM:
Can everyone see yet?
Canuhearmenow:
Yeah
Lampshade:
Yes
Canuhearmenow:
Can see
Shanto:
Yeah
Nirrti:
it has rather massive amounts of issues
Darth GW7:
not yet
Nirrti:
including horribad AI pathfinding
Darth GW7:
I d/ced
Lampshade:
oh
Darth GW7:
they fixed the AI issues in skyrim
Nirrti:
they haven't
Nirrti:
also, bethesda's animators have really tough time trying to make non-stiff animations
Lampshade:
Skip the Skyrim talk?
Nirrti:
yet they still seem rather stiff
GRiM:
yup , no bad mouthing skyrim please
Lampshade:
Darth here?
Nirrti:
smalltalk ends when everyone's ready
Darth GW7:
not yet
Darth GW7:
18/23
Darth GW7:
:/
Lampshade:
damn
Nirrti:
i can badmouth what i want, when i've got facts to back them up :V
Darth GW7:
Where did you get your information from
Nirrti:
leaked versions
Lampshade:
Teh internets
Shanto:
LOL
Shanto:
The leaked version /=/ final product
Darth GW7:
Because all the review's and previews I've seen have said that the AI issues are fixed
Nirrti:
sure it isn't
GRiM:
leaked versions are well known for being representative of post gold product *smirk
Nirrti:
but it still doesn't mean they've changed jack shit in the game, being bethesda
Darth GW7:
if you say so~
Shanto:
There is ALWAYS
Shanto:
A day 1 patch
GRiM:
yup
DM:
there is one
Nirrti:
not to mention the animations are still stiff
Shanto:
With big games
Nirrti:
no matter what version you play
Darth GW7:
whatever you say~
Nirrti:
they won't just magically become fluid
Canuhearmenow:
Darth you ready?
Darth GW7:
No, in fact I need to go for dinner
Darth GW7:
I'll leave it downloading
Darth GW7:
It's still at 18/23 though
Darth GW7:
:/
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Canuhearmenow:
I shall become a necromancer
Canuhearmenow:
For great justice
Lampshade:
Darth is here
Lampshade:
yay
DM:
Sorc's make terrible necros
Darth GW7:
back to downloading the map
Lampshade:
...
Canuhearmenow:
Ok
Canuhearmenow:
Evocation
Lampshade:
Roll anyways?
Nirrti:
how about you just become normal dead
Nirrti:
isn't that good enough
Darth GW7:
roll what
Canuhearmenow:
NOPE
DM:
yeah, roll for initiative one by one
Darth GW7:
oh
Nirrti:
initiative
GRiM:
if y'll had good internet it would take secs to dl the map
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 11 - 2 = 9
GRiM:
ok
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 12 + 2 = 14
* Nirrti rolls: d20 +2 => 8 + 2 = 10
Nirrti:
fffff
Darth GW7:
you were the one who disconnected while I was downloading
* GRiM rolls: d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 6 + 1 = 7
Darth GW7:
D:
DM:
Shanto>
DM:
?
Shanto:
I forget my mod
Lampshade:
is +3
Shanto:
Kay
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Shanto:
Nice
Darth GW7:
it's just your dex mod
Canuhearmenow:
I go first? Aww yea
Nirrti:
HIT ME, AND YOU WILL DIE
* DM rolls: d20 + 5 => 2 + 5 = 7
DM:
yeah
Canuhearmenow:
Magic fuckin' missile on the skeleton on the right
DM:
Darth, Dex mod
DM:
hang on
DM:
darth, what's your Dex mod?
GRiM:
i rolled high int i htough
Nirrti:
our right or the token right
Darth GW7:
+1
Canuhearmenow:
That one
GRiM:
ah i see
Nirrti:
dem skeletons be dancing their bony dance
GRiM:
he got 14
Darth GW7:
Still don't see them
Darth GW7:
because my download is still at 18/23
DM:
sigh
DM:
:(
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
Canuhearmenow:
3 damage
Shanto:
All the damage
Lampshade:
Don't you have to roll hit?
DM:
Not for MM
Lampshade:
oh
Canuhearmenow:
Magic missile is an auto-hit
Lampshade:
Homing missiles!
Canuhearmenow:
Yeah
GRiM:
yep
Canuhearmenow:
Can go through cover
Canuhearmenow:
I'm hitting their SOULS
DM:
And people
DM:
Okay, the missile strikes the skeleton
DM:
Grim?
Lampshade:
He shoots and misses
Canuhearmenow:
Hey no embellishment on it?
Lampshade:
Presumably



Canuhearmenow has connected.
Lampshade has connected.
GRiM has connected.
Shanto has connected.
DM has connected.
Nirrti has connected.
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
I doubt this will make a difference to be honest
Darth GW7:
oh wait
Darth GW7:
19/23
Darth GW7:
woo
GRiM:
roll time
Canuhearmenow:
(Skeletons have damage resistance to everything but bludgeon and magic)
Lampshade:
Which one are you shooting
GRiM:
left one
DM:
Oi
DM:
Canuhearme
DM:
no metagaming
Canuhearmenow:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
GRiM:
aiming at left one
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 20 + 4 = 24

Skeleton:
Oh boy, doesn't that sorceror look particularly delicious.
GRiM:
CRITICAL HIIIIIIIT
Lampshade:
Oh shiiit

Skeleton:
Indeed, old chap. Excuse me while I die.
DM:
roll for crit, then
Lampshade:
British skellies!
* OMG'ahr laughs heartily
* GRiM rolls: 1d8+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
DM:
ok
DM:
now
GRiM:
times that by 3?
DM:
roll to attack again
DM:
no
GRiM:
oh
GRiM:
3 attacks
DM:
basically
DM:
well, no
* GRiM rolls: 1d8 +4 => 2 + 4 = 6
DM:
no
DM:
stop
Darth GW7:
YES
DM:
ROLL TO ATTACK. NOT DAMAGE
Darth GW7:
I LOADED
GRiM:
k
Lampshade:
Does he still use only one arrow?
Darth GW7:
he did roll to attack though
* GRiM rolls: d20+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
Lampshade:
derp
DM:
9 damage it is then
Darth GW7:
wow grim
Darth GW7:
a critical hit and a critical miss
Darth GW7:
._.
Darth GW7:
you are the god of dice
Lampshade:
That's gotta be an achievement or something
GRiM:
what now ?
Nirrti:
critical hiss
DM:
:D
DM:
Your arrow hits the skeletons helmet, rebounds, and damages you. See that 6 you rolled? :D
Shanto:
ownt
Lampshade:
oh god
Nirrti:
now that's what I call skill
GRiM:
but do i do damage to him still?
DM:
yeah
Darth GW7:
So wait
DM:
you did still roll a 20
GRiM:
ok whats my hp?
DM:
-6
Darth GW7:
oh
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
any other rolls?
Lampshade:
You're down to 5
Darth GW7:
that's funny
Darth GW7:
heh
Lampshade:
yeh
Darth GW7:
herr
DM:
alright, Nirrti?
Darth GW7:
that's funny
GRiM:
get crit hit, bounces off me hits him and kills XD
GRiM:
lol
Nirrti:
well, i suppose i'll move in closer and attack then
DM whispers: you're last
Nirrti:
since my movement range is 40ft, but -10 in medium, so 30ft, i can easily reach the rightmost skeleton
Nirrti:
like this
Lampshade:
Diagonals count too, right?
DM:
yeah
Lampshade:
So you could move only one
Lampshade:
If you wanted
Nirrti:
true
Nirrti:
but this is more PERSONAL
Nirrti:
i'm rolling 1d12 + 5 right
DM:
no
Lampshade:
First you gotta hit
DM:
d20 + 5 first
Nirrti:
oh right, hit first
* Nirrti rolls: d20 + 5 => 5 + 5 = 10
Darth GW7:
...
Darth GW7:
or miss first
DM:
d20 + 6, actually
Lampshade:
True
Nirrti:
+6?
DM:
you get +1 BAB as a combat class
DM:
Base Attack Bonus
Nirrti:
oh, right
Lampshade:
still miss?
Nirrti:
well with that it'd be 11
Canuhearmenow:
Oh god guys they're going to eat me
Canuhearmenow:
I don't wanna die
Darth GW7:
I am penis cupcake
DM:
Yeah, your axe clatters off the skeleton's shield

Skeleton:
I say we start with the head, wot wot.
Darth GW7:
I will eat you
Canuhearmenow:
No no no no no
Lampshade:
Shanto next?
DM:
mhm
Shanto:
I'll let lamp go
Lampshade:
oh
Shanto:
We rolled the same
Shanto:
So
Shanto:
And I'm watching something
Darth GW7:
WHAT
DM:
Shanto has the higher init bonus
Nirrti:
who had higher int modifier
Nirrti:
no wait
DM:
Shanto
Nirrti:
yeah
Nirrti:
*init
Darth GW7:
YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING OTHER THAN D&D?!
Shanto:
Oh
Darth GW7:
GET OUT
DM:
Lamp has negative
Lampshade:
heh...
Shanto:
Np
Shanto:
Okay
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Shanto:
Miss?
Canuhearmenow:
Oh god oh god oh god
DM:
flurry of blows flurry of blows
Nirrti:
why have you forsaken us dicegod
Shanto:
Oh yeha
Nirrti:
flurry of blows blows
Lampshade:
What's the name of the dicegod?
Nirrti:
dicegod
* Shanto rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Shanto:
lol
Lampshade:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
Armok
DM:
...
Lampshade:
lol
Darth GW7:
oh wow
DM:
Shanto.
Canuhearmenow:
Well I'm a gonner guys
Shanto:
Kay back to watching this stream
Lampshade:
Which one did you attack btw?
DM:
Lamp?
Shanto:
GG Canuhearmenow
DM:
Oh yeah
DM:
where did you move, Shanto?
Lampshade:
Where did you move?
Shanto:
There
DM:
ok
DM:
Lamp?
Shanto:
Sorry wait
Lampshade:
I attack with my sword!
DM:
ok
Darth GW7:
GOOD MOVE
Shanto:
There I meant
DM:
clever
* Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Lampshade:
ohshit
Darth GW7:
LOL
Nirrti:
should've grappled it
Canuhearmenow:
WhAT IS GOING ON HERE
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
we don't have time for grappling
Nirrti:
we do
Nirrti:
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR GRAPPLING
Darth GW7:
I didn't have room on my bookshelf for the rulebook on grappling
GRiM:
lol
DM:
:D
Lampshade:
I don't have room in my HOUSE
Canuhearmenow:
DARTH YOU BETTER KILL ONE
Lampshade:
for that
Nirrti:
don't worry you can find it on the net
DM:
It's basically just a strength check
Nirrti:
the whole 120TB
Canuhearmenow:
Shit shit shit
Darth GW7:
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0233.html
DM:
hang on
Lampshade:
We're such a competent group
Nirrti:
i swear if that hits me i'm hitting you back
Lampshade:
imagine if we didn't have the half orc and the sorcerer
Lampshade:
We'd be so screwed
DM:
Technically, btw, You're a level 1.5 party. This encounter isn't even level 1
Darth GW7:
and http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0344.html
Darth GW7:
heh
Lampshade:
lol
Lampshade:
And we're still losing!
Darth GW7:
Losing?
Nirrti:
we must sacrifice someone to the dicegod
Darth GW7:
I swear they haven't attacked yet
Nirrti:
they'll gangrape elias
* Skeleton 1 attacks Ehthos.
Darth GW7:
oh
Canuhearmenow:
They're going to kill ME
Darth GW7:
there they go
* DM rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 15 + 1 = 16
Canuhearmenow:
DARTH GO
Lampshade:
That better be a hit
Darth GW7:
it is
Canuhearmenow:
Wait Darth didn't go DM
DM:
It is
DM:
he's last
Lampshade:
oh it was the skelly
Lampshade:
shit
Darth GW7:
I got a shitty roll
* DM rolls: 1d6 + 1 => 3 + 1 = 4
Darth GW7:
he dies
Lampshade:
lol
DM:
The scimtar slices into your arm. Take 4 damage.
Darth GW7:
he's bloodied
Nirrti:
OH RIGHT
Nirrti:
RAGE
Lampshade:
RAAAAGE!
Darth GW7:
...no
DM:
No bloodying in 3.5
Lampshade:
I'm simmering with rage
GRiM:
dayum son!
Darth GW7:
No bloody bloodying?
Darth GW7:
BLOODY HELL
Nirrti:
oh yes
Nirrti:
i will rage
DM:
Nirrti, this is a level 2/3 encounter. Don't waste it on that
Nirrti:
RAGE
Lampshade:
Apparently we need it
Darth GW7:
DON'T BLOW THE DAILY
Nirrti:
must get blood for the blood gooooooood
Canuhearmenow:
Who's turn
* Skeleton 2 attacks OMG'ahr
Darth GW7:
omg
Lampshade:
His
* DM rolls: d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14
Nirrti:
fuckoff tinman
Darth GW7:
miss
Lampshade:
Miss!
Darth GW7:
just
Canuhearmenow:
YES
Lampshade:
Barely
DM:
you dance out of the way of the sword
Canuhearmenow:
I... Live?
Nirrti:
bitch that wasn't even close
Lampshade:
Sadly, yes

Skeleton 2:
We will kill them and get to you, old chap.

Skeleton 2:
In time.
Canuhearmenow:
Hey I know Ahwassa would weep if I died

Z'ar Kor:
Why are the bones talking to us?
DM:
Darth?
Canuhearmenow:
Just like everyone else

OMG'ahr:
Good luck doing that ye bag o' bones
DM whispers: British bones

Z'ar Kor:
The dead should stay dead!

Xannan Hawkflight:
Hey you limey bone bags! we're gonna fuck you up!

Elias Guillermo:
I can't exactly fire Magic Missiles all day, lads
* Z'ar Kor charges into battle (Not actually charging)
DM:
ok
* Z'ar Kor attacks Skeleton 1 with his epic longsword of slashing
Nirrti:
so a wooden stick
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 14 + 5 = 19
Darth GW7:
FUCK YE
DM:
Ooh
Lampshade:
ooh, nice
Canuhearmenow:
YES
DM:
is that a threaten for a crit?
Darth GW7:
Does it have to be natural?
Canuhearmenow:
Natural
Lampshade:
I think
DM:
longswords have 19-20
DM:
roll for crit
Lampshade:
That wasn't natural
Lampshade:
Is still a crit?
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 7 + 5 = 12
Darth GW7:
Well doesn't matter anyway
DM:
no crit
DM:
attack
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 7 + 3 = 10
Darth GW7:
sweet
DM:
The sword slices into the bone, rebounding and jarring your hand, but also Slicing off the skeleton's head
Lampshade:
It's dead?
Lampshade:
Again?

Skeleton 1:
Good fight, old chap. See you on the other side.
Nirrti:
nah it's just 'eadless

Z'ar Kor:
I look forward to it, bones.
Nirrti:
soon the other'll be 'armless
GRiM:
dm confirm kill?
DM:
Canuhearme?
Darth GW7:
It's dead yes
DM:
yeah it's dead jim
Darth GW7:
thus the big red x
Lampshade:
heh
GRiM:
heh
Canuhearmenow:
I use another magic missile on the other skeleton
Darth GW7:
when are you guys gonna fight your own battles
Darth GW7:
jeez

Elias Guillermo:
Let's end this now
Lampshade:
We're trying
Nirrti:
when i feel like it
Nirrti:
jeez get off my back, you're not my real dad
GRiM:
how high is the ceiling in here?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 3 + 1 = 4
Lampshade:
Why...?
Canuhearmenow:
4 + 3
Nirrti:
how is the lighting in the place though
DM:
the ceiling is quite low. About eight feet at most
Canuhearmenow:
So 7 damage done to that one in total
Nirrti:
since it's a tomb, are there torches or what?
Lampshade:
I could cast light
Nirrti:
i've got dark vision mofucka
DM:
The missile hits the skeleton, and blows it to pieces, bones scattering everywhere
DM:
Also, lighting

Elias Guillermo:
See that's the power of magic, Orc

Z'ar Kor:
Certainly the most pleasant adversaries I've ever faced.
DM:
I should mention that. There is an ethereal blue light coming from the walls, presumably some sort of magic
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana check?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 5 + 7 = 12
DM:
sure

OMG'ahr:
That's the power of luck, human
Darth GW7:
magic *snort snort*

Elias Guillermo:
Yup, it's magic
Lampshade:

DM:
Loot and xp time?
Lampshade:
yay
Canuhearmenow:
Yess
Darth GW7:
Always time for loot and xp
Lampshade:
how much xp?
Darth GW7:
free bones!
DM:
40xp each
Canuhearmenow:
I killed dat skeleton
Darth GW7:
stingy
GRiM:
http://i.imgur.com/ICD3E.jpg
Canuhearmenow:
All by my lonesome
GRiM:
ooh i get 40xp?
GRiM:

Darth GW7:
what are the green ones?
Nirrti:
40xp for shooting yourself with an arrow
Darth GW7:
the green highlights
DM:
It's just to differentiate, I think
GRiM:
i critted the skele 1 too
GRiM:

Lampshade:
XP is pretty easy to come by
Nirrti:
brb bathroom
* Canuhearmenow gathers some of the bones of a skeleton
Darth GW7:
but there are others who aren't highlighted green
Darth GW7:
I am confuse
Lampshade:
Anyways, what loot?
DM:
You need 1000 to level up, and you have 90. :|
Darth GW7:
I have 140 :
Darth GW7:
:3
DM:
Wait, what
Canuhearmenow:
Only 90 here
Darth GW7:
You gave us 50 for roleplaying in the tavern
Lampshade:
Yeh
DM:
oh yeah

Elias Guillermo:
Maybe you should stick to magic, Cleric
DM:
The skeletons have about 30 gold on them, and one has a necklace made of an old, shineless metal.

Ahwassa:
I'm saving it for the big stuff
DM:
Looking around the room, you note an alcove to the right side in the wall

Elias Guillermo:
That necklace, may I see it?
Nirrti:
back
GRiM:
search roll in alcove
Darth GW7:
I'll examine dat alcove
Lampshade:
Anyone got appraise?
Nirrti:
oi what the
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Nirrti:
they got XP for roleplaying
Canuhearmenow:
I got appraise
Nirrti:
but we didn't
Canuhearmenow:
+6
Canuhearmenow:
+5*
Lampshade:
In the earlier sessions
GRiM:
i have +2 in appraise
Lampshade:
So of course you didn't
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 5 => 11 + 5 = 16
GRiM:
roll for appraise on the necklace
Darth GW7:
I hope there are plenty of ayleid coffers in dis dungeon
Canuhearmenow:
Rolled
* GRiM rolls: d20 +2 => 11 + 2 = 13
Darth GW7:
I wonder whether there will be ayleid ruins in skyrim
Darth GW7:
or an equivalent
Nirrti:
dwemer stuff is making a come back
Shanto:
Don;t
Shanto:
Speak about it
Shanto:
Don't want to know anything
Canuhearmenow:
I roll bluff
DM:
heh
DM:
2 more days
Darth GW7:
k
GRiM:
whats on skeleton 1?
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 9 => 2 + 9 = 11
DM:
everyone sense motive
Nirrti:
dwemer stuff has been visible the the trailers
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20-1 => 4 - 1 = 3
Darth GW7:
FFF
Darth GW7:
WHY AM I SO GODDAMN GULLIBLE
* GRiM rolls: d20-1 => 1 - 1 = 0

Elias Guillermo:
The necklace seems to be fairly worthless, mere iron. I'll hold onto it
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
GRiM:
shit
Darth GW7:
LOL grim
Lampshade:
haha
* Shanto rolls: d20+4 => 1 + 4 = 5
Lampshade:
We're shit at this
Darth GW7:
Elias is LN
Shanto:
LOL
Darth GW7:
and lying to us about treasure
Lampshade:
HAHA
DM:
so?
Darth GW7:
:|
Darth GW7:
LAWFUL NEUTRALS ARE LAWFUL NOT LYING SCUM
Shanto:
Dem natural 1's
Darth GW7:
!!!!!
DM:
Lawful means different things to different people
DM:
Devils lie.
Nirrti:
wait what roll was sense motive
Darth GW7:

Nirrti:
do i need to roll?
Canuhearmenow:
Elias has his own code of conduct
DM:
I guess
Lampshade:
Go ahead

Xannan Hawkflight:
Not so fast Elias.

Xannan Hawkflight:
maybe I should hold on to it
DM:
you got 1
Darth GW7:
What's in the alcove, hjort?
Lampshade:
Dude, you rolled a one
* Nirrti rolls: d20 +1 => 3 + 1 = 4
Canuhearmenow:
Xannan, you rolled a 0
Nirrti:
aww yiss
Canuhearmenow:
I keep zeh necklace
Lampshade:
We're all terrible poker players
GRiM:
oh i didnt know what the sense motive was for
Canuhearmenow:
Not meeee
DM:
You can use a Search check on the alcove
* Elias Guillermo pockets the necklace
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20 => 5
Darth GW7:
fff
GRiM:
me?
Lampshade:
Can I too?
DM:
sure
Nirrti:
everyone?
Darth GW7:
What shape was the necklace anyway
* Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 17 + 1 = 18
Darth GW7:
Was it a symbol of some sort
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 16 + 3 = 19
* Nirrti rolls: d20 -1 => 12 - 1 = 11
Lampshade:
18!
GRiM:
19
GRiM:

* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Nirrti:
11, highest roll today
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 11 + 3 = 14
DM:
ooh, 18 and 19
Nirrti:
well, among with that miss
Lampshade:
We found it!
Lampshade:
Whatever there was
GRiM:
found what?
Darth GW7:
WOW it's fucking NOTHING
Lampshade:
Stuff hidden in the alcove
Nirrti:
rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
DM:
Inside is a small pouch with some gold coins dotted around it, as well as a small dart attached to a triggerable trap
Darth GW7:
A three-headed monkey
* Xannan Hawkflight takes the pouch
Darth GW7:
...
DM:
Which hand do you use?

Xannan Hawkflight:
left
GRiM:
left
Canuhearmenow:
Oh dear god
Shanto:
He dies
Shanto:
gg grim
Darth GW7:
Some people are a danger to themselves and others
Shanto:
Been fun
DM:
And you use both to fire a bow?
Canuhearmenow:
Hahaha
Lampshade:
lol
Canuhearmenow:
Amputate
GRiM:
mainly right hand
Lampshade:
...how?
Nirrti:
yeah but you hold it with left
GRiM:
left hand steadies
Darth GW7:
dis gun b gud
DM:
one has to hold, one has to pull string
Nirrti:
ain't gonna do much good if you don't got the left arm to hold the bow
Darth GW7:
YOU WRETCHED THIEF! I'LL HAVE YOUR HAND FOR THAT!
DM:
Grim, make a Fortitude save
Shanto:
I'll hold it for him
GRiM:
ok
Shanto:
s'cool
Lampshade:
It's what, a paralyze trap?
DM:
Grim, make a Fortitude save
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 1 + 3 = 4
GRiM:
shit
Lampshade:
Fuck, I don't have any disease saving stuff
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
oh wow
Darth GW7:
CRITICAL FAIL SONG
Canuhearmenow:
the dicegods are angry
Shanto:
Bye rangermode
Shanto:
Hello 1 armed ranger
Lampshade:
Grim, you're one lucky bastard
DM:
You feel a small sting in your hand, but there is otherwise no immediate pain
DM:
You retrieve the pouch. There is 20 gold inside
Lampshade:
Is there any possibility of healing it?
GRiM:
poison? :/
Nirrti:
HE'S GONNA TURN
DM:
Healing what?
Nirrti:
WE MUST KILL HIM BEFORE HE TURNS
Lampshade:
whatever he got...
Canuhearmenow:
HE'S GOING TO BECOME A WIGHT
GRiM:
someone diagnose me!
Nirrti:
well we don't know you got hit
Darth GW7:
Lamp all we know is that he got poked by something
Lampshade:
Fine
Darth GW7:
:v

Xannan Hawkflight:
Ow

Xannan Hawkflight:
something pricked me
Shanto:
Ow

Elias Guillermo:
That looks painful, lemme check it
Lampshade:
When he gors zombie on us I'll turn undead the shit out of him

Xannan Hawkflight:
but 44 gold now. Niiice
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 1 => 13 + 1 = 14

Xannan Hawkflight:
ok
DM:
It could have been a broken part of the alcove
Canuhearmenow:
I rolled for healing
DM:
its an old tomb

Ahwassa:
Share the wealth, Xannan
* Xannan Hawkflight extends his hand to elias
DM:
Okay

Z'ar Kor:
That'll teach you to act without thinking.

Xannan Hawkflight:
No, screw you Ahwassa, you heal it you earn it
Lampshade:
I have +7 on heal...
DM:
hang on a sec guys

Ahwassa:
Fine, let me see that sting

Z'ar Kor:
We COULD just let you bleed to death and take it then.
* Lampshade rolls: d20+7 => 1 + 7 = 8
Lampshade:
.
Lampshade:
.
Lampshade:
.

Xannan Hawkflight:
it's not that bad dragon boy

OMG'ahr:
Bleed to death, that's barely a sting

Z'ar Kor:
Stop making such a fuss then.

Xannan Hawkflight:
i think...

Xannan Hawkflight:
but it hurts!

Ahwassa:
I don't see anything

Ahwassa:
Stop whining
* Z'ar Kor snorts with laughter
DM:
hang on
Canuhearmenow:
Not sure what 14 will do for me

OMG'ahr:
does the crybaby need his mommy?

Z'ar Kor:
Probably scraped yourself on the edge of the hole

Xannan Hawkflight:
elias? what say you of it?
Darth GW7:
guys
Darth GW7:
hang on
Darth GW7:
:V
Canuhearmenow:
(DM not responded yet)
Lampshade:
Is it actually healable?
Darth GW7:
poor DM is trying to do something

Elias Guillermo:
Hmm, let's see here
Darth GW7:
GUYS HANG ON
Darth GW7:
LET THE DM DO DM STUFF

Elias Guillermo:
I've seen plenty of injuries out on the field, but never treated one

Elias Guillermo:
I'd say...
Lampshade:
I like how the only 20 I got was a useless knowledge check
Darth GW7:
It wasn't useless
Darth GW7:
:c
DM:
hey, Grim, make a Fortitude save
Darth GW7:
you gave us the gift of knowledge
GRiM:
i like how the only 20 i got was a critical hit AND miss
DM:
actually don't
Lampshade:
He did already?
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 11 + 3 = 14
DM:
Okay
Darth GW7:
at least you weren't cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds
DM:
Now what?
Darth GW7:
ONWARDS
GRiM:
now what what?
Lampshade:
Darth, what=
DM:
Also, what the shit, Darth?
Canuhearmenow:
Do I recognize what it is DM?
Darth GW7:
I-
Darth GW7:
what
DM:
No
Darth GW7:
have you guys never PLAYED portal 2?

Elias Guillermo:
It's nothing Xannan
Darth GW7:
what is wrong with you people

Ahwassa:
Onward

Xannan Hawkflight:
Fine...

Elias Guillermo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJghR7CuxG0
Canuhearmenow:
Lol

Z'ar Kor:
Watch out for those sharp rocks, Xan.

Z'ar Kor:
They're deadly.
DM:
Elias knows youtube?

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll use my sword for now until i meet a real healer
DM:
You can use your hand

Xannan Hawkflight:
not you quacks
DM:
it was just a scrape

Elias Guillermo:
Let us continue onwards
Lampshade:
There's nothing wrong with your hand
GRiM:
ok then

Ahwassa:
Omg, you go first
GRiM:
write some fluff about that then
GRiM:
so IC i realise

OMG'ahr:
guess so then

Elias Guillermo:
Omg and Z'Ar, do what do you best

Z'ar Kor:
Saving your bacon, you mean?
DM:
You enter a smaller room, with doors on all 3 sides

Ahwassa:
What do your half-orc eyes see?

OMG'ahr:
die horribly in a trap? yeah, i've got that covered

Xannan Hawkflight:
hmm, its not that bad... my bow will still be ok to use

Z'ar Kor:
Stop whining about your cursed hand.

Z'ar Kor:
*accursed
DM:
2 walking corpses approach, followed by a small, vaguely humanoid figure

Xannan Hawkflight:
Fine i'll whine about your accursed face

Elias Guillermo:
Zh... Zoo- ZOMBIES!
DM:
It screams at you in some guttural language
Shanto:
spot check?
Darth GW7:
ROLL INITIATIVE
Canuhearmenow:
Do I recognize the language?
Shanto:
To see anything about the humanoid?
Lampshade:
Do we recognise the creature or the languange?

Elias Guillermo:
It's speaking Abyssal

Elias Guillermo:
It is.... It's controlling the zombies

Elias Guillermo:
It's ordering them to attack

Xannan Hawkflight:
aim for him then

Z'ar Kor:
Good job, genius.

OMG'ahr:
Aim at him with what, happy thoughts?

Ahwassa:
If that's all you got, then yeah
Shanto:
He has two hunks of meat infront of him protecting him

Xannan Hawkflight:
you can dive in and be my shield

Elias Guillermo:
What the... I believe it wants chocolate

Ehthos:
He has two hunks of meat infront of him protecting him

Z'ar Kor:
You fancy that one on the left, OMG?

Ahwassa:
...what?

Zombie:
Brrraaaaiiiins....

Z'ar Kor:
(Your left, our right)

OMG'ahr:
psh, I'll dive in and deal with them hunks of dead meat

Elias Guillermo:
The thing appears to be insane

Elias Guillermo:
It's pure evil

Elias Guillermo:
Destroy it
DM:
You can make a planar, or arcana check
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana
* Lampshade rolls: d20+3 => 8 + 3 = 11

Z'ar Kor:
Don't need telling twice, wizard boy.

Zombie 2:
Flessshhhhh
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 7 => 15 + 7 = 22
Lampshade:
nice
DM:
nice
DM:
what was that, planar?
Canuhearmenow:
Arcana
Lampshade:
What it is?

Z'ar Kor:
Let's put these corpses to rest once more.
GRiM:
initiative rolls?
Darth GW7:
Wait a bit
DM:
Hang on, knowledge stuff
Lampshade:
Yeh
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
Or shall we roll while you do that?
Lampshade:
Fluff about undeads
DM:
This creature is a mane. It is the lowest of the demons, barely above petitioners, and below even the pitiful dretches and rutterkins. Barely intelligent, sane, and very weak, manes are rarely used as shocktroops. However their numbers make them useful for things like overwhelming attacks, and they are often used as currency between evil spellcasters.
Shanto:
Weak in terms of
Shanto:
Strength?

Elias Guillermo:
It's a Mane, some kind of demon
Nirrti:
it dies when you hit it enough
Lampshade:
Really?
DM:
It is immune to electricity and poison, and can resist damage from sources other than good attacks or COLD IRON.
Nirrti:
yes
Nirrti:
it will kill you dead
DM:
eeee Steam has finished downloading Skyrim. :D

Elias Guillermo:
Abominations that need to be put down, nothing more
Darth GW7:

Lampshade:
Now roll initiative?
Canuhearmenow:
Yes
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17
Darth GW7:
I hope it arrives early

Xannan Hawkflight:
I have the tools, give me a canvas to paint with BLOOD!
* Nirrti rolls: d20 +2 => 5 + 2 = 7
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 4 + 4 = 8
* Lampshade rolls: d20-2 => 5 - 2 = 3
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 11 + 2 = 13
Nirrti:
motherfucker
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
Darth GW7:
Nice
Lampshade:
3 :
Lampshade:

Nirrti:
dex -2
Nirrti:
what
Darth GW7:
Shanto, me, canu, grim, nirrti, lamp
Lampshade:
My dexterity is... not good
DM:
mhm
* DM rolls: d20 => 2
GRiM:
http://i.imgur.com/Oo68E.jpg
* DM rolls: d20 => 15
Lampshade:
And I still won't go last

Ehthos:
Okay so er are people not in my way

Ehthos:
lol
GRiM:
haha
GRiM:
IC
Darth GW7:
You can move through allied squares
Shanto:
fucking
Shanto:
map tools
GRiM:
win
Shanto:
Ah right
GRiM:
it's the maptools equivilant of making someone snort milk out their nose
Shanto:
Okay so er
DM:
On you go
Darth GW7:
wat
Lampshade:
cmon
Shanto:
Can I
Lampshade:
Just go and hit
Darth GW7:
wait
Shanto:
Move to the side squares
Nirrti:
can he
Nirrti:
enough speed?
Shanto:
Like there's two next to the zombies
DM:
You can. But it provokes an attack of opportunity from the zombies
DM:
one of em, anyhow
Shanto:
Oh
Darth GW7:
Move to the diagonal?
Shanto:
I'd rather not
DM:
Fair point
Shanto:
Would that provoke ?
DM:
Hm?
Shanto:
An attack from the diagonal?
Shanto:
Yeah?
Darth GW7:
Reveal more space
DM:
thats fine
DM:
that, no
Darth GW7:
Why not?
Darth GW7:
he can move diagonally from my square, can't he?
Lampshade:
yeh
Shanto:
Ah
Canuhearmenow:
I make a religion check
DM:
not around the wall
Darth GW7:
Oh.
Lampshade:
for what?
DM:
the zambies
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 10 + 3 = 13
* Lampshade rolls: d20+5 => 8 + 5 = 13
Lampshade:
oh
Canuhearmenow:
Enough?
Shanto:
Hm I can't make any moves
Shanto:
After an attack?
Lampshade:
Just go in front of the zombie
Darth GW7:
No
Shanto:
Kay
Darth GW7:
But once a round if you don't move
Darth GW7:
You can shift one square
Darth GW7:
without provoking an attack of opportunity
Shanto:
Right
Shanto:
flurry of blows
GRiM:
try and clear a shot for me lads XD
DM:
These undead used to be normal humans. There muscles have atrophied to the point where they can only make one action per round, but, in doing so, have gained an advantage to blunt weaponry
Darth GW7:
...

Elias Guillermo:
Guys they can walk to us
Darth GW7:
or unarmed combat?

Elias Guillermo:
And we'll still have time to attack
DM:
indeed
Darth GW7:
:v

Elias Guillermo:
Let the ranged ones attack first
DM:
you could go a round and let the ranged guys get a shot off

Elias Guillermo:
once they close, melee
Shanto:
Kay
Shanto:
Someone move me back
Lampshade:
So tactical
Canuhearmenow:
(Battlemage fuck yeah
Shanto:
MT is giving me issues

Xannan Hawkflight:
good plan
DM:
Throw your stick
Shanto:
Kay
Darth GW7:
do it
Shanto:
I throw my stick
Darth GW7:
throw a torch at them
Canuhearmenow:
Might as well
Canuhearmenow:
Can always retrieve it
Darth GW7:
Are zombies weak to fire?
DM:
ooh, a torch
Lampshade:
Do we have torches?
DM:
BURN THEM
Shanto:
I have some
DM:
I will allow this
Shanto:
Actually
Darth GW7:
Do that
Darth GW7:
>critical miss
Lampshade:
I have flint and steel but no torches
Nirrti:
i will burn them with my DARK VISION
Darth GW7:
>tomb burns down with us in it
Shanto:
Kay I take a torch
* Darth GW7 plays dramatic music

Ehthos:
I'll throw this
Nirrti:
and critical miss
Shanto:
I light it
Nirrti:
hits darth in the head
DM:
ranged attack
Shanto:
So what am I rolling here?
Darth GW7:
ranged attack
DM:
1d20 + 3
Lampshade:
dex modifier?
DM:
mhm
Shanto:
Okay
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Shanto:
YES
Shanto:
...
Darth GW7:
nope
Shanto:
My shit streak continues
Darth GW7:
clatters to the floor in front of the zombies
Darth GW7:
;v
Lampshade:
How may turn undead do I get at this level?
Darth GW7:
someone pick it up and hit them with it
DM:
the torch flies over the party, and clatters to the ground, before rolling under the shambling dead
Shanto:
Surely it reveals
Nirrti:
i can move two diagonal next to the left zombie without provoking attack of opportunity, right
Shanto:
The shit next to them
DM:
Lamp?
Canuhearmenow:
ROLLS UNDER ZOMBIE
Nirrti:
because that's 3 squares total
DM:
um
DM:
hang on
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
me
Canuhearmenow:
ZOMBIE CATCHES FIRE
DM:
nono
Darth GW7:
thank you VERY much
DM:
answering question
Darth GW7:
oh sure
DM:
3 + char mod
Lampshade:
ok
DM:
5
DM:
okay, Darth?
Lampshade:
goodie
DM:
Daaarth?
Darth GW7:
me
Nirrti:
wrong square man
Nirrti:
no wait, nevermind
* Z'ar Kor roars and blasts a fiery inferno at the zombies
Nirrti:
i can move through you
Darth GW7:
aka dergon breath
Darth GW7:
You take the zombie on the right :V
Nirrti:
gotta clear way for the ranged
Nirrti:
well fuck that
Nirrti:
i'll just chop it
Lampshade:
Yeah, let 'em hit you
DM:
ok, what do I roll?
Darth GW7:
er
Darth GW7:
Reflex
Canuhearmenow:
lol
Darth GW7:
DC14
Canuhearmenow:
Zombies and reflex
Darth GW7:
I thnk?
Darth GW7:
Or 15
Darth GW7:
DC10+1/2 my level+CON mod
DM:
15
Darth GW7:
k
Darth GW7:
Reflex save DC 15
* DM rolls: d20 - 1 => 14 - 1 = 13
Darth GW7:
for half damage
DM:
alright, roll for damage
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8 => 5
Darth GW7:
Fire damage
DM:
Your breath scorches the zombie, but does not seem to faze it
* Darth GW7 rolls: d4 => 3
Darth GW7:
I can use it again in 3 rounds
DM:
ok

OMG'ahr:
Well ain't that good, now it's undead AND on fire
* Zombie 1 attacks Darth
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 9 + 2 = 11

Z'ar Kor:
Just simmered nicely, nothing to worry about.
* Zombie 2 also attacks darth
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 17 + 2 = 19
Lampshade:
Noooo
Darth GW7:
that's just not cricket
* DM rolls: 1d6 + 1 => 2 + 1 = 3
DM:
The zombie stumbles into you and strikes you with a fist
Canuhearmenow:
Oh no 11 hp left how horrifying
Canuhearmenow:
lol
DM:
Canu?
Darth GW7:
No I can't
DM:
...
DM:
I can see that becoming quickly annoying

Elias Guillermo:
Guys I can't cast all day, and this can't be the worst we'll face. I'm sitting this one out."
Nirrti:
you must perform ritual suicide
DM:
Really>
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
Lampshade:
Go punch them
DM:
Do you not have a sling or anything?
Canuhearmenow:
I'll do ghost sounds
Nirrti:
you've got that damn dagger
Nirrti:
throw it
Lampshade:
what
Darth GW7:
what
DM:
Mages always have a backup ranged weapon
Canuhearmenow:
We do?
Nirrti:
well not him
DM:
ALWAYS
Nirrti:
he's got a dagger
DM:
No
DM:
but its good practice
Lampshade:
Retcon one to him?
Nirrti:
throw the dagger
DM:
1 retcon per char
Canuhearmenow:
I'm throwing the dagger

Z'ar Kor:
Sure, just sit back and let US do the hard work. Typical wizard.
Canuhearmenow:
Dagger throwing
Nirrti:
i bet that hits me square in the back
DM:
Which zombles?
Canuhearmenow:
At, zombie 2
Lampshade:
I bet it somehow hits me
Nirrti:
if it does, i'm keeping the dagger
DM:
ok
Canuhearmenow:
What do I roll
Shanto:
dex I assume
DM:
1d20 + 2
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 2 => 6 + 2 = 8
Darth GW7:
sigh
Lampshade:
What's the ac on these?
DM:
okay, the dagger follows Shanto's torch, under the feet of the zombies
Nirrti:
lamp, it slips from his hand as he pulls back
DM:
can't say
DM:
metagamiiiing
Lampshade:
oh

Z'ar Kor:
Why do you all insist on throwing your junk at us?!
Lampshade:
So who's turn is it?
DM:
Grim
* Xannan Hawkflight draws his bow and aims at the Mane
DM:
Ooh, risky
Nirrti:
gonna hit Tsar
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 3 + 4 = 7
Shanto:
Fire a warning shot
Shanto:
!!
Lampshade:
lol
Darth GW7:
sigh
Nirrti:
i bet it hits me
DM:
The arrow hits the wall beside one of the zombies

Zombie 1:
huh... wazzat?

Z'ar Kor:
All these projectiles, not a single hit!

Xannan Hawkflight:
Damn, cant get a shot!
DM:
Nirrti?

Ahwassa:
Where the hell did you learn to shoot?
Nirrti:
well isn't it obvious
Nirrti:
rolling for a hit
* Nirrti rolls: d20 + 6 => 7 + 6 = 13
Darth GW7:
pls
Darth GW7:
pls hit
Nirrti:
god fucking damn these dice
DM:
roll for damage
Darth GW7:
woo
* Nirrti rolls: d12 => 8

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm a good hunter! I
Lampshade:
yes!

Xannan Hawkflight:
I

Xannan Hawkflight:
er
DM:
8 + 5, right?

Xannan Hawkflight:
damn..
Nirrti:
or right, strength
Nirrti:
well that's 13

Z'ar Kor:
That's more like it! Do some damage!
DM:
heh
Nirrti:
always forgetting them numbers
DM:
Your axe cleaves through the zombie, slicing it in twain. It falls apart, almost symmetrical

Z'ar Kor:
Er... Wow...
Shanto:
Okay guys I'm going for a fly kick next

Z'ar Kor:
No kill like overkill, is there?
Lampshade:
Is the other one damaged?
Shanto:
Old school style

OMG'ahr:
Now that's more like it
DM:
yeah

OMG'ahr:
HAH, there's no such thing as overkill
DM:
lamp, you're turn

Z'ar Kor:
...right.
Lampshade:
I am turn!
DM:
heh
DM:
sorry
DM:
your
* Z'ar Kor is slightly disconcerted
Lampshade:
Hmm
Lampshade:
I turn undead!
DM:
busy at the moment, keep going
DM:
on one undead?
Darth GW7:
You turn into a zombie
DM:
alright
Lampshade:
oh wait
Lampshade:
nvm
Lampshade:
no ranged
Darth GW7:
Why?
Darth GW7:
no no do it
Nirrti:
you turn it back to just normal dead
Lampshade:
ok ok
Lampshade:
I do it
Lampshade:
what do I roll
Darth GW7:
the best kind of dead
* Lampshade rolls: d20+2 => 7 + 2 = 9
Shanto:
*sadface*
Shanto:
These dice are shit
DM:
hang on
Shanto:
btw
Nirrti:
these dice are rigged
Lampshade:
The zombie wouldn't happen to be a level 0?
GRiM:
at least at level 4 i can get an animal homie
DM:
turning works weirdly
Lampshade:
It's d20 + charisma mo
DM:
it has more than 1 hit dice, strangely enough. Your prayers go unheeded. Kord is busy fighting and drinking
Lampshade:
mod
Darth GW7:
Damn it, kord!
Lampshade:
Fucking Kord
Darth GW7:
Bahamut would always be there for me!
Darth GW7:
......rrerr
Lampshade:
If this keeps going, I'm going to convert to something else....
* Mane attacks Nittri
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 19 + 2 = 21
Lampshade:
Did that waste one charge of turning?
Darth GW7:
holy shit
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 17 + 2 = 19
Shanto:
Suddenly you can't use your sword
Darth GW7:
holy shit
* DM rolls: d20 => 8
Lampshade:
oh fuck
Nirrti:
you should try loading it with some 12.7x108mm, maybe that'll please it
Darth GW7:
it's okay
Darth GW7:
he has 14 HP
* DM rolls: 1d3 => 3
* DM rolls: 1d3 => 2
Darth GW7:
And now he has 9 HP
DM:
The mane claws at you in a desperate, mad attack. Some of its strikes find purchase. 5 damage
DM:
Shanto, again?
Shanto:
Kay
Darth GW7:
THROW ANOTHER TORCH
Lampshade:
Roundhouse kick!

OMG'ahr:
Clawing me, eh? You'll go down like the miserable creature you are
Shanto:
Nah
Shanto:
How far can I move?
Darth GW7:
THROW ANOTHER TORCHHHH
DM:
30ft, usually
Canuhearmenow:
What is going on here
Lampshade:
Nothing
Nirrti:
what armor do you have
Darth GW7:
buttse
Darth GW7:
x
Lampshade:
One of them died
Shanto:
No armour
Nirrti:
oh
DM:
he's a monk
Shanto:
And 30 speed
Nirrti:
right
Darth GW7:
munkey
Darth GW7:
did I mention
Nirrti:
well i can move 30ft aswell
Darth GW7:
I have a spiked shield
Nirrti:
and i've got medium
Lampshade:
What does a spiked shield do?
GRiM:
hopefully the two frontline beasts will move 1 square adjacent to make room for us
Nirrti:
it's a shield with spikes on it
Nirrti:
duh
GRiM:
this rounf
Darth GW7:
Does extra damage with a shield bash
GRiM:
*round
Shanto:
Right I will throw a torch
Nirrti:
grim
Darth GW7:
who are you calling a beast
Nirrti:
no dice, you're before me
Lampshade:

* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Shanto:
this game
Darth GW7:
another torch bites the dust
DM:
:(
Shanto:
is irritating
Nirrti:
khorne is so displeased he can't be worshipped so he's rigged the dice

Z'ar Kor:
STOP THROWING TORCHES AT ME!
DM:
Darth, your turn
Lampshade:
Kill the mane

Z'ar Kor:
I sidestep 1 square
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
I sidestep one square
Darth GW7:
>.>
DM:
hehe, okay
Darth GW7:
Reveal pl0s
Shanto:
How do these kind of torches work
Shanto:
I assume it's like
Shanto:
1 use
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 2 + 2 = 4
Darth GW7:
no
DM:
...continue
Darth GW7:
it doesn't provoke attacks of opportunity
Darth GW7:
:V
DM:
hm?
Darth GW7:
PH says you can move one square
DM:
alright
DM:
oh
Darth GW7:
Right
Darth GW7:
so I attack with my longsword of smiting
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 10 + 5 = 15

Elias Guillermo:
Oh great, make an opening for the blasted monsters to get at us Z'ar
DM:
your longsword doesn't smite, but okay
Darth GW7:
yes it does
DM:
roll for damage
Darth GW7:
shut up
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
Darth GW7:
SHUT UP
Nirrti:
your longsword pokes tiny holes
Darth GW7:
actually it's a slashing weapon
Darth GW7:
so it slices tiny cuts
Nirrti:
TINY SLASHING WEAPON
DM:
mhm
Lampshade:
Is the zombiegoast dead?
DM:
the zombie retaliates!
Nirrti:
at me
DM:
heh
Nirrti:
"THAT GUY HIT ME, BETTER HIT THIS GUY"
Nirrti:
sound zombie logic
Darth GW7:
Also
Darth GW7:
Hjort
Darth GW7:
Search "Take 5-foot step"
Darth GW7:
in PH
Lampshade:
Search it later
DM:
uh huh
DM:
I know
Darth GW7:
k
Darth GW7:
just, y'know, making sure
Darth GW7:

GRiM:
shanto now right?
DM:
no
DM:
zombie
Lampshade:
The zombie is attacking
Nirrti:
very slowly
Darth GW7:
stupid zombie
DM:
I'm trying to decide how mean I should be
Darth GW7:
uh
Darth GW7:
not mean
Lampshade:
It is a zombie after all
Darth GW7:
not mean at all
Darth GW7:
nice zombie
Darth GW7:
NIIIICE zombie
DM:
I can 1 hit kill a party member at this point
Darth GW7:
you're just undead
DM:
hm
Darth GW7:
we're putting you to rest
Darth GW7:
I attempt to sweet-talk the zombie out of its OHKO attempt
* Zombie 1 attacks Darth
GRiM:
^_^
Darth GW7:
I don't know if it worked or not
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 15 + 2 = 17
Darth GW7:
JUST
Lampshade:
Is that a hit...?
Darth GW7:
YOU BASTARD
Nirrti:
yes it's a hit
* DM rolls: d6 + 1 => 6 + 1 = 7
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
damn
Lampshade:
OUCH
Canuhearmenow:
OH GOD
Darth GW7:
4HP
DM:
The zombie's fist crashed into your skull.
Darth GW7:
could be worse
Canuhearmenow:
Lamp, use your feminine powers
* Z'ar Kor staggers on the spot

OMG'ahr:
It's just a scratch, dragon boy
Lampshade:
I can use my HEALING powers

Z'ar Kor:
Agh, you swine!
DM:
Canu, I spared you. Be good.
Canuhearmenow:
I am always good
Lampshade:
But it can only do one action...
Canuhearmenow:

DM:
A Charge is only one action
DM:
:P
Lampshade:
oh
Lampshade:
shit
DM:
Canu, your turn
Nirrti:
but can't charge through allies

Elias Guillermo:
You guys...
Canuhearmenow:
Magic missile on the Mane
Lampshade:
Nice sidestep there
Lampshade:
Dragonboy
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d4 + 1 => 1 + 1 = 2
GRiM:
crit miss
DM:
The missile hits the mane. It shrieks
GRiM:
oh
Lampshade:
Can't miss with MM

Mane:
AAAAAAAAAI'LL KILL KILL KILL
GRiM:
ignore me
Darth GW7:
It wasn't an attack roll
DM:
Grim?
GRiM:
ok..
GRiM:
err
Lampshade:
Shoot the mane
Lampshade:
TRY to shoot the mane

Mane:
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN
Canuhearmenow:
Shoot the Mane or else it's gonna get me
DM:
Oi. Darth
* Xannan Hawkflight aims at the mane again...
Darth GW7:
Hi
* GRiM rolls: d20 +4 => 6 + 4 = 10
Lampshade:
Is that enough?
Darth GW7:
probably... not
DM:
Nope
Lampshade:
shit
DM:
Nirrti?
Lampshade:
THE DICE ARE TRYING TO KILL US!

Elias Guillermo:
You're improving Xannan, but tnot fast enough
Nirrti:
i shall BANISH THE MANE
GRiM:
my dex mod is shit...

Z'ar Kor:
Ten out of ten for effort, but minus a few thousand for missing EVERY SINGLE SHOT SO FAR
Nirrti:
actually ,sidestep first

Ehthos:
How many squares is 30 ft?
GRiM:
i need like +8 with these dics
Nirrti:
or should i
GRiM:
dice
DM:
actually, darth, he hit with one
Lampshade:
You really want our mage to die?
Darth GW7:
shh
Shanto:
I sware
DM:
the one he wasn't meant to hit with
Shanto:
fucking MT
Lampshade:
hehe
Nirrti:
well, i guess I won't sidestep then
Nirrti:
roll for attack
Shanto:
How many squares is 30 ft?
DM:
6
DM:
okay, roll
* Nirrti rolls: d20 + 6 => 1 + 6 = 7
Nirrti:
god
Nirrti:
fucking
Nirrti:
daaaaaaamnit
Darth GW7:
critical faaaaaaaail
Darth GW7:
we're doomed
Nirrti:
see, this is what happens when you don't let me worship khorne
Nirrti:
bad things happen
Canuhearmenow:
Can we let him roll again ?
DM:
Your axe swings over the mane's head, and crashes into the wall, hurting your arm. -1 to attack rolls for the rest of the encounter
DM:
also no
DM:
Lamp?
Lampshade:
Hmm
Lampshade:
Should I cast hide from undead on canu?
Lampshade:
lasts 10 min
DM:
why
DM:
there's 1 undead
Lampshade:
oh wait, there are demons
Lampshade:
right
Darth GW7:
heh
Lampshade:
Well, I don't have anything offensive
Nirrti:
no lamp, you are the demons
Lampshade:
so I charge!
Darth GW7:
...
DM:
can't charge
DM:
can walk
Lampshade:
I walk then
Darth GW7:
WALK
Darth GW7:
BUT QUICKLY
Lampshade:
I attack the...
DM:
POWERWALK TO VICTORY
Canuhearmenow:
Lamp you have crazy good hp
Lampshade:
Mane'
* Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 4 + 1 = 5
Darth GW7:
CHAAAARGE!
Lampshade:
FUCK
Darth GW7:
we can't charge sir
DM:
...
Darth GW7:
oh.. well...
Darth GW7:
WALK QUICKLY
Canuhearmenow:
Oh my god what is going on here
DM:
The mane attacks back
Darth GW7:
death
Lampshade:
We're so good at this
Darth GW7:
well
Darth GW7:
lack of it
* DM rolls: d20 => 19
GRiM:
dice are shit
Darth GW7:
FFF
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 19 + 2 = 21
Darth GW7:
HJORT
GRiM:
except for DM
Darth GW7:
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR DICE FROM
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 16 + 2 = 18
DM:
WHAT THE FUCK
Lampshade:
goodie, I'm dead
Nirrti:
khorne is not favoring us for we are not worshipping him
* DM rolls: 1d3 => 3
* DM rolls: 1d3 => 2
Canuhearmenow:
You ain't dead Lamp
Lampshade:
I am soon!
* DM rolls: 1d4 => 2
Canuhearmenow:
Just at 5 HP, just like me
Lampshade:
3
DM:
3
Darth GW7:
3
Lampshade:
so yeah
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
Canuhearmenow:
Shit
Canuhearmenow:
We're winners
Darth GW7:
just one below me
Darth GW7:
we're heroes
Darth GW7:
... an heroes
DM:
The mane jumps on you and bites your face before you can throw it off
Lampshade:
Can we switch dices?
Lampshade:
DM
DM:
yes
Lampshade:
Pwetty pwease
Darth GW7:
I call dibs on his d20
* DM gives out dice
Canuhearmenow:
Oh no
Canuhearmenow:
Ahwassa's pretty face is bitten
Canuhearmenow:
We must amputate
Nirrti:
i'll us analogue dice
Nirrti:
*use
DM:
Shanto?
Shanto:
Okay
Shanto:
I move here
Darth GW7:
still can't do anything because lamp stole his spot
Darth GW7:
hahaha
DM:
ok
Nirrti:
can't move that far i think
Lampshade:
More torches?
DM:
30 ft
Darth GW7:
yes he can
Shanto:
I use grapple
Nirrti:
diagonals count as 1, then 2, then 1
DM:
its within distance
Shanto:
On the thing
DM:
grapple
Shanto:
mane
Darth GW7:
oh god
Darth GW7:
he's grappling
Nirrti:
GOOD
Canuhearmenow:
Everyone rn
Nirrti:
now i'll have a better shot at BOTH OF THEM
Canuhearmenow:
run*
Darth GW7:
HIDE YOUR DICE
DM:
hang on
Shanto:
So that gets
Shanto:
An attack op
* Darth GW7 shoves hjort's dice down his pants
DM:
wait what
DM:
its small, so you do 1d20 - 1
Lampshade:
It's small?
Shanto:
Why minus 1?
Darth GW7:
What, your dice?
Nirrti:
it is so tiny
DM:
-4
Canuhearmenow:
Small
DM:
+3
Shanto:
+ 3?
Darth GW7:
oh
Darth GW7:
OH
Darth GW7:
sorry
Lampshade:
We're getting beaten by a tiny demon?
Darth GW7:
My mind was elsewhere
* Shanto rolls: d20 + 3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Darth GW7:
...nevermind
Canuhearmenow:
And zombies
Shanto:
Oh well
DM:
so 2
Shanto:
That failed
Shanto:
gg
Nirrti:
nice grapple
DM:
Darth
Canuhearmenow:
Well guys I'm off to play something where we won't die
DM:
please kill something
Canuhearmenow:
jk jk
Darth GW7:
END THIS NOW
Nirrti:
he's gonna hit lamp
Canuhearmenow:
can I get imbued with Boccob's magic
Lampshade:
And this isn't even the last encounter
Nirrti:
i just know it
DM:
...
Canuhearmenow:
And just use some 9th levels
Darth GW7:
I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING ZOMBIES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING TOMB
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 19 + 5 = 24
Darth GW7:
FUCK YEAH
Lampshade:
BOOYAH!
DM:
nice
* Darth GW7 rolls: d20+5 => 20 + 5 = 25
Lampshade:
CRIT!
Darth GW7:
FUCK YEAH
Canuhearmenow:
YES
DM:
OH FUCK YES
Darth GW7:
DOUBLE CRIT
Canuhearmenow:
ABOUT ThaT
Lampshade:
DOUBLE CRIT!
Canuhearmenow:
ABOUT TIME*
DM:
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
Canuhearmenow:
KILL THAT FUCKER
Darth GW7:
CAN I CRIT AGAIN
Nirrti:
WHERE ARE MY CRIIIIITS
DM:
NO
Canuhearmenow:
Watch him roll 1s for damage
Lampshade:
Critical critical?
DM:
ROLL FOR MURDER
Darth GW7:
BUT IT'S STILL BEAUTIFUL
GRiM:
lol
Nirrti:
you fucker stole my crits
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 3 + 3 = 6
Nirrti:
give them BACK
DM:
OK
Darth GW7:
IT'S STILL
Darth GW7:
BEAUTIFUL
DM:
ROLL AGAIN
* Darth GW7 rolls: d8+3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Darth GW7:
BEAUTIFUL
Lampshade:
It dies!
Lampshade:
Probably
Nirrti:
must die
Nirrti:
since it died with 14dmg
Nirrti:
the other one
Lampshade:
oh right
Canuhearmenow:
Hey look it's Shanto right now
Canuhearmenow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4G7UVhLos&feature=related
DM:
Your sword tears through the flesh around the zombies neck. It is decapitated!
DM:
First crit of the game?
Nirrti:
he isn't that accurate
Shanto:
Sorry
Darth GW7:
And it's a double crit
Darth GW7:
beautiful
Shanto:
I can't do that
Shanto:
As
GRiM:
i got a crit
Shanto:
I roll like shit
Nirrti:
i got critical fail
Lampshade:
Well I had the critical knowledge
DM:
Canu?
Canuhearmenow:
Nothing left to throw
Lampshade:
Throw your shoe
Canuhearmenow:
Nothing left to cast unless I wanna be useless
Darth GW7:
throw your voice
DM:
THROW YOURSELF
Darth GW7:
to the ground
Lampshade:
Go punch him
Darth GW7:
and pray for survival
Nirrti:
throw your SHOES
Shanto:
Throw dirt
Shanto:
At it

Elias Guillermo:
I'm gonna... Just gonna...
Shanto:
So it blinds itself
Nirrti:
pick up a rock

Elias Guillermo:
Stay here
DM:
YOU CAN ACTUALLY KILL IT WITH YOUR FISTS
Canuhearmenow:
Wait
DM:
ITS SHIT
Canuhearmenow:
Which one
Canuhearmenow:
The Mane?
DM:
YES
Darth GW7:
the only one left
Darth GW7:
SORRY
Nirrti:
well there's one enemy left
Darth GW7:
FORGOT ABOUT CRITS
Nirrti:
derp
Darth GW7:
CAPS
Darth GW7:
RATHER
DM:
IT'S FUCKING AWFUL, TBH
Canuhearmenow:
Ok
DM:
THIS IS A TENSE SITUATION
Lampshade:
Yeah, but it's kicking our asses
Darth GW7:
CRITICAL HITS DO THIS TO PEOPLE
Darth GW7:
ALLCAPS

Elias Guillermo:
Elias flexes
Nirrti:
i bet he's gonna punch me
Lampshade:
CRITICAL TYPING, FUCK YEAH
GRiM:
what happened to the other zombie corpse?
DM:
I don't think you're proficient with fists
Canuhearmenow:
1d20 - 1
Canuhearmenow:
Oh
DM:
-5
Canuhearmenow:
Fuuuck
Nirrti:
mane devoured it
Lampshade:
It's under there
DM:
:S
Canuhearmenow:
Who else is going after me
Darth GW7:
COME ON CANU
Canuhearmenow:
So I don't die next round
Darth GW7:
YOU CAN DO THIS
Lampshade:
Cmon canu!
Darth GW7:
JUST ROLL A 20
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 -5 => 16 - 5 = 11
Nirrti:
i am i think
DM:
Grim, Nittri, and Lamp
Nirrti:
no
Nirrti:
grim is
DM:
Ah well
DM:
Grim?
Canuhearmenow:
I COULD'VE HIT IT
Lampshade:
Miss
GRiM:
ok
Darth GW7:
better luck next time
GRiM:
can i move forward...
Lampshade:
How do I change my hp?
GRiM:
use jump skill
Nirrti:
right click edit
GRiM:
and occupy the space where the zombie corpse is
Lampshade:
ah
GRiM:
and attack with my sword?
DM:
...I will allow this.
Lampshade:
No more arrows?
Darth GW7:
crit fail
GRiM:
yay
Darth GW7:
bashes his head on ceiling
Darth GW7:
falls on top of lamp
GRiM:
ok so what to i roll first?
Nirrti:
slips on a loose rock
DM:
"accidentally"
DM:
jump
Lampshade:
Has a heart attack
Darth GW7:
cuts himself on a stone
Nirrti:
again
Darth GW7:
terminally
GRiM:
ok
GRiM:
but i move first
Darth GW7:
roll d20+3
GRiM:
to the tile above
Nirrti:
mislocates his head inside the ceiling
GRiM:
of lamp
Darth GW7:
DO IT GRIM
Shanto:
His hand explodes acid over everyone killing us all instantly
Darth GW7:
DO THIS
DM:
please don't be a 1
Darth GW7:
YOU CAN DO ITTT
Canuhearmenow:
FINISH HIM
Canuhearmenow:
FATALITY
Canuhearmenow:
DO IT
* GRiM rolls: d20 -1 => 19 - 1 = 18
Darth GW7:
YES
Canuhearmenow:
YES
Lampshade:
Yay!
DM:
why -1
DM:
but also ok
Canuhearmenow:
SWEET JESUS
* Darth GW7 plays "Pursuit~Cornered"
Lampshade:
IT'S BEATIFUL!
DM:
roll attack
Darth GW7:
BEATIFUL
* Xannan Hawkflight lands on the zombie corpse
Darth GW7:
BUT HE STILL HAS TO ATTACK

Xannan Hawkflight:
HAVE AT YOU!
Darth GW7:
DON'T FUCK THIS UP
Darth GW7:
DON'T
Darth GW7:
FUCK
Darth GW7:
THIS
Nirrti:
NATURAL 1
Darth GW7:
UP
Lampshade:
It's a one!
Darth GW7:
DO IT
Darth GW7:
I MEAN
DM:
If he hits, it is literally instakill
Darth GW7:
DON'T DO IT
Lampshade:
Cmon!
Darth GW7:
I MEAN
* GRiM rolls: 1d20+3 => 1 + 3 = 4
GRiM:
fuck
Darth GW7:
he fucked up
Lampshade:
FUCK
Nirrti:
rofl
Darth GW7:
oh my GOD
DM:
...

Elias Guillermo:
Xannan! That jump was amazing!

Elias Guillermo:
but... Wait

Elias Guillermo:
Oh my god why

Elias Guillermo:
Oh Boccob...

Z'ar Kor:
dear... dear god...
GRiM:
also i realised that my jump was from Elias's jump stat.

Z'ar Kor:
bahamut give me strength...

Ahwassa:
Stop screwing around Xannan
GRiM:
mine is +3
Nirrti:
lol
Lampshade:
Who's turn?

OMG'ahr:
How about I end this then
Nirrti:
mine
DM:
Xannon drops his sword, uses both hands to boost himself over Ahwassa, and then lands ready for a fight, but missing a weapon.
* Z'ar Kor waves his holy symbol in the air, fighting off the dice devils
GRiM:
haha
Lampshade:
haha
DM:
Go, Nirrti
Nirrti:
rolling for attack
Nirrti:
this better fucking hit
DM:
+5
* Nirrti rolls: d20 + 5 => 2 + 5 = 7
Nirrti:
:|
Darth GW7:
fff
Lampshade:
.
Lampshade:
.
DM:
dundundun
Lampshade:
.
Nirrti:
:|
DM:
Lamp
DM:
oh god
Nirrti:
:|
Lampshade:
I roll to attack
Darth GW7:
COME ON LAMP
* Lampshade rolls: d20+1 => 10 + 1 = 11
DM:
please don't fuck this up
Nirrti:
fuck your rigged dice
Darth GW7:
ONLY YOU CAN-
Lampshade:
enough?
DM:
nope
Darth GW7:
MOVING ON
Lampshade:
SHIT

Elias Guillermo:
I'm going to die aren't I
Lampshade:
WHY DIDN*T I TAKE INFLICT WOUND!
Nirrti:
WHY ARE MY DICE SO SHITTY
* Mane attacks Xannan
Lampshade:
I use luck!
Lampshade:
I USE LUCK!
Darth GW7:
critical fail
Nirrti:
IT'S LIKE THROWING TURD AT SEA
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 17 + 2 = 19
Canuhearmenow:
HOW
* DM rolls: d20 + 2 => 14 + 2 = 16
Darth GW7:
HJORT
Nirrti:
IT DOESN'T DO ANYTING
* DM rolls: d20 => 11
Darth GW7:
PUT AWAY YOUR CHEATING DICE
GRiM:
roll to save?
Lampshade:
I USE LUCK....
Canuhearmenow:
STOP HJORT
Canuhearmenow:
YOU'RE HURTING US
Darth GW7:
he only hit you once at least
DM:
mhm
* DM rolls: d3 => 3
GRiM:
roll which stat?
DM:
3 damage
DM:
for what?
DM:
your AC is predetermined
GRiM:
i thought you said mhm to my question
DM:
no, sorry
GRiM:
i'm on 2 HP
DM:
Shanto, can you redeem your honour?
Lampshade:
So who's turn is it?
Lampshade:
SO am I
DM:
HOLY SHIT GUYS
Shanto:
Er
GRiM:
can i get some healing?
Shanto:
I'll try
DM:
Please hit once
DM:
Please
Shanto:
Okay
Shanto:
Okay
DM:
SOMEONE
Lampshade:
After it dies, I'll heal everything
Nirrti:
well i would if you stopped giving me these shitty dice
Shanto:
I use flurry
GRiM:
suurrrre
Canuhearmenow:
I need to recharge my spells
DM:
ok Shanto
* Shanto rolls: d20+3 => 19 + 3 = 22
Canuhearmenow:
Because if it becomes my turn again
Lampshade:
YES!
Canuhearmenow:
FINALLY
Lampshade:
YEEEES!
Shanto:
I win
* Shanto rolls: d20+1 => 11 + 1 = 12
Shanto:
Then damage
DM:
first one hits
Lampshade:
So it has 13 ac?
DM:
14
Lampshade:
oh
GRiM:
stop metagaming
DM:
seriously? It could be anywhere between 13 and 22?
Canuhearmenow:
Goooo
* Shanto rolls: d6 => 6
Canuhearmenow:
Kill it
Canuhearmenow:
FINISH THIS
Canuhearmenow:
YES
DM:
Holy shit
Darth GW7:
nice
Lampshade:
Is it dead?
Canuhearmenow:
It explodes Fist of the Norht Star style?
Shanto:
Staff
Darth GW7:
at last?
Shanto:
Staff crits for like x2
Lampshade:
Didn't he get a flanking bonus for that too?
Canuhearmenow:
Doesn't matter
Lampshade:
still
DM:
The staff punts the Mane into the door at the opposite end of the corridor, over Xannan's head, killing it.
Canuhearmenow:
He only needed to hit it once
Shanto:
I wanna see the fucker explode

Z'ar Kor:
Finally.
Lampshade:
So
DM:
hang on
* DM rolls: d20 => 5

Xannan Hawkflight:
Jeez! watch where your flinging manes!
Lampshade:
The flying head kills Xannan?

Elias Guillermo:
Now where's my dagger...

Ehthos:
Hail to the king

Ehthos:
I had it guys

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll go get my sword

Ehthos:
all along
* Elias Guillermo picks up his dagger
DM:
The fleshier parts of the mane rot away, leaving only a tiny skeletal frame behind.
DM:
Loot time?

Xannan Hawkflight:
ok
Lampshade:
Does it have any healing potions?
Darth GW7:
Yarp
DM:
100 Xp each, first
Darth GW7:
I need to go anyway

Xannan Hawkflight:
Ahwassa. if you would please
Canuhearmenow:
I search the Mane skeleton

Xannan Hawkflight:
i'm very injured
* Canuhearmenow rolls: 1d20 + 3 => 6 + 3 = 9
Lampshade:
I cast cure light wounds on...
Lampshade:
Zar'kor
DM:
Yes, it has 2 potions of cure light wounds, lets go with that
DM:
and also 100 gold
Darth GW7:
Danke
Lampshade:
Unless we can rest?
DM:
you can always rest, yeah
Lampshade:
So we can rest at the entrance and get full hp?
DM:
mhm
DM:
but a day will pass
GRiM:
if we rest here wouldnt stuff sneak up and get us?
Lampshade:
Let it
Darth GW7:
How much gold each?
Lampshade:
Did we have alarm spell?
Canuhearmenow:
Nope
Canuhearmenow:
BUT
DM:
100 gold in total
DM:
hang on a sec
Lampshade:
Oh right, you didn't buy the scroll
Canuhearmenow:
I can get my Magic Missiles back
Lampshade:
cheapskate

Ehthos:
I have full hp anyway I can wait

Ehthos:
*ahem*
Lampshade:
No you don't
* Xannan Hawkflight coughs

Xannan Hawkflight:
please...
Shanto:
I have very low hp

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm weak
Nirrti:
16 gold a head
Shanto:
Like
Lampshade:
ok
Nirrti:
16.6 to be exact
Shanto:
Wait
Shanto:
Hjort
DM:
mhm
Shanto:
Why do I have 4hp on this

Z'ar Kor:
I think we should all get 20 gold apart from xan, who nabbed some from that alcove beforehand.
DM:
iunno
Shanto:
I don't remember being attacked

Elias Guillermo:
By the gods we survived
DM:
weren't you hit by a skele?
Lampshade:
The skellie
DM:
maybe?

Z'ar Kor:
Seems fair to me.
Shanto:
Did it?
Lampshade:
Skeleton hit you
DM:
can you guys hang on a bit?
GRiM:
ok

Ahwassa:
Let's rest here and go deeper tomorrow

Elias Guillermo:
Why not we scout a bit
GRiM:
if we rest will i full heal?

Elias Guillermo:
Those who are still able
Darth GW7:
because I have to go
Darth GW7:


Ahwassa:
Because there might be more dangerous things just around the corner

Ehthos:
Yes, we need to recover. People are injured what if we attract attention

Elias Guillermo:
Very well
Lampshade:
You have to go?
Darth GW7:
Yeah
Lampshade:
shit

Elias Guillermo:
Noooooo
* Xannan Hawkflight slumps in the corner
* Xannan Hawkflight coughs
Darth GW7:
It is 10pm ._.

Elias Guillermo:
So?
Lampshade:
It's midnight...
Nirrti:
yeah
* Xannan Hawkflight has a look of pain contorted on his face

Xannan Hawkflight:
ow..
* OMG'ahr sits at the entrance, opening up his bedroll under him

Ehthos:
Xannan, are you okay?
DM:
make a Fortitude saving throw, Xannan
Lampshade:
oh right, that
* GRiM rolls: d20 +3 => 4 + 3 = 7
Lampshade:
and then he dies

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'm not feeling great.
DM:
you feel incredibly sickly. You notice a large growth beginning to form on your left arm
* DM rolls: d3 => 1
* DM rolls: d3 => 1
Lampshade:
Can we heal it?

Xannan Hawkflight:
what in blazes!?

Elias Guillermo:
I've never... Seen that before
* Xannan Hawkflight shows his arm to Ehthos and Ahwassa

Z'ar Kor:
Did he catch something off the corpses?

Elias Guillermo:
It might've been earlier

Elias Guillermo:
Can't be too sure

Ehthos:
He was pricked
Darth GW7:
I have to go now D:

Ehthos:
It must have been a trap
Darth GW7:
Like right now
* Ahwassa pokes the growth
DM:
ok
Shanto:
*freeze frame*
Darth GW7:
Carry on if you want
DM:
Dundundun
Darth GW7:
Same next wednesday?
Shanto:
Nah I bought sonic
Lampshade:
DO we take care of this thing first, the stop?
Shanto:
I wanna play it
Shanto:


Elias Guillermo:
Wait
Canuhearmenow:
We should conclude Xannan's illness
Canuhearmenow:
And assume
Canuhearmenow:
That, following that
Canuhearmenow:
We rest
Darth GW7:
You can, but I have to go right now
Shanto:
We can't
Lampshade:
Yes
Shanto:
Darth has to go
Canuhearmenow:
So next Wednseday we start all rested up
DM:
bye Darth
Shanto:
He's in his school
DM:
mhm
Shanto:
at 12pm
Shanto:
am
Darth GW7:
what
Darth GW7:
no
Darth GW7:
that's lamp
Lampshade:
Thatäs me
Shanto:
Oh
Shanto:
lol
Lampshade:
That's*
Darth GW7:
anyway

Xannan Hawkflight:
I'll rest... we'll see how my arm fairs tomorrow
Lampshade:
And I'm allowed to be here
Shanto:
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO GO
Darth GW7:
bye guys, next wednesday
Darth GW7:
ciao~