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- >Be Anon.
- >Hollow Shades has always smelled like a really gross mouth.
- >You've always wondered why, but never knew.
- >One night, while walking around, a bat-pony started talking to you.
- >With her face mere inches from your own.
- >And that's when it hit you.
- >Bat breath.
- >You grabbed the pony and ran home with her.
- >Straight to your bathroom, where you grabbed your toothbrush and toothpaste.
- >She screamed and howled as you brushed her teeth until they were fresh and clean.
- >Once you finished, you let her go and ran out into the night.
- >It was time to clean Hollow Shades' teeth.
- >Bat by bat, you tackled them and forcefully cleaned their mouths.
- >No more bat breath for this town.
- >As the night carried on, you cleaned the mouths of nearly every bat in town.
- >And the town was smelling fresher than ever.
- >You retreat to your home to rest.
- >The next night, you're awoken by a loud pounding at your door.
- >As you check to see what the commotion is, you open your front door.
- >A long line of bat-ponies waits patiently.
- >The first mare at the door trots inside.
- >You pick her up and put her back outside.
- "What do you think you're doing?"
- >"I'm here to get my teeth brushed!"
- "What?"
- >"Aren't you a dentist?"
- "No?"
- >"Oh. Well, where are we going to go to get our teeth brushed?"
- "Don't you have your own toothbrushes?"
- >"Yes, but none of us do it as well as you!"
- >Rolling your eyes, you sigh and invite her back in.
- >Looks like you've just gotten roped into being the Hollow Shades tooth-brusher.
- >At least they're willing to pay for it.
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