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(Bat) Bat Breath

Oct 1st, 2014
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  1. >Be Anon.
  2. >Hollow Shades has always smelled like a really gross mouth.
  3. >You've always wondered why, but never knew.
  4. >One night, while walking around, a bat-pony started talking to you.
  5. >With her face mere inches from your own.
  6. >And that's when it hit you.
  7. >Bat breath.
  8. >You grabbed the pony and ran home with her.
  9. >Straight to your bathroom, where you grabbed your toothbrush and toothpaste.
  10. >She screamed and howled as you brushed her teeth until they were fresh and clean.
  11. >Once you finished, you let her go and ran out into the night.
  12. >It was time to clean Hollow Shades' teeth.
  13. >Bat by bat, you tackled them and forcefully cleaned their mouths.
  14. >No more bat breath for this town.
  15. >As the night carried on, you cleaned the mouths of nearly every bat in town.
  16. >And the town was smelling fresher than ever.
  17. >You retreat to your home to rest.
  18.  
  19. >The next night, you're awoken by a loud pounding at your door.
  20. >As you check to see what the commotion is, you open your front door.
  21. >A long line of bat-ponies waits patiently.
  22. >The first mare at the door trots inside.
  23. >You pick her up and put her back outside.
  24. "What do you think you're doing?"
  25. >"I'm here to get my teeth brushed!"
  26. "What?"
  27. >"Aren't you a dentist?"
  28. "No?"
  29. >"Oh. Well, where are we going to go to get our teeth brushed?"
  30. "Don't you have your own toothbrushes?"
  31. >"Yes, but none of us do it as well as you!"
  32. >Rolling your eyes, you sigh and invite her back in.
  33. >Looks like you've just gotten roped into being the Hollow Shades tooth-brusher.
  34. >At least they're willing to pay for it.
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