Hello,

My name is Lyle "Brock Volnutt" Stone. I am a 5 year user of Pokemon Showdown. Having participated in many battles, stomped many pubs, and saved many replays of salty scrubs, I consider myself to be one of the many cogs in the machine of Showdown. A nameless drone, but a drone of honor and dignity.
When the staff member E4 Flint-dono(I'm Japanese, I can send you dakimakuras for free) graced me with his presence, I knew that I had to give him the most respectful greeting of all;
Brock Volnutt: hey flint wich 2hu wuld u fuq
Mankind is a living paradox. Though we seek each other's presence, we cannot say we understand each other. For every agreement, a disagreement. We relate to each other and conflict with each other at the same time.
Yet, despite all this, there is one thing that men of culture like us can come together on; our favorite Touhou girls. Indeed, ZUN's famous bullet hell is the one thing that no matter who you like, you will be in good company.* So to show the honored moderators my goodwill, I asked him which Touhou girl he would have sexual intercourse with.
Yet, it seems that I was locked for this. I cannot agree with this. If we cannot discuss which pair of anime titties are the finest, what can we do? Is there any hope for man if we cannot demonstrate the love for our waifus to one another, without resorting to violence? Nay, we must bring back the golden age of Pokemon Showdown. We cannot let ourselves be swept into disarray like Xurkitree sweeps teams. We, Pokemon Showdown, must secure our community and a future for low ELOs!

* Unless your waifu is Cirno, in which case you're probably a secondary.
I hate Cirnofags so goddamned much.