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Steamed Monika

Feb 6th, 2018
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  1. >Ding dong!
  2. >Main Character: "Well, Monika, I made it. Despite your directions."
  3. >Monika: "Ah, MC, welcome! I hope You're prepared to help me and Sayori prepare for an unforgettable festival."
  4. >MC: "Myeh."
  5. >Monika gently opens the door.
  6. >M: "Oh ye gods! Sayori killed herself!"
  7. >Monika looks out the window.
  8. >M: "But what if... I deleted her .chr file and replaced MC's love for her? Dohoho, delightful devilish, Monika."
  9. >Monika begins to delete Sayori's file, but the MC gently opens the door!
  10. >MC: "Uh!"
  11. >Title card: Monika & the Main Character
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  13. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCpRSp05RZM
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  15. Song:
  16. Monika, with her crazy machinations,
  17. The Main Character is gonna need his medication
  18. When he sees Monika's lame coding creations
  19. There'll be ţ̥͖͚̮͗̔ͫͭ͐͛́͝ŕ̬̙͇̤̚ȫ̺͚͚̇͑͟ư̶͎̫͉̌̀̇́b͖͚̬̠̩͊̐l̡͍͗̃̒̉ͯe͉͈̤͉ͨͦ́̀̑͋̌͢͢ͅ in town, tonight!
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  21. >MC: "Monika!"
  22. >M: "MC! Sayori's just, uh, hanging around at home. She's doing isometric exercise. Care to join her?"
  23. >MC: "Why is there a noose around Sayori's neck?"
  24. >M: "Oh! That's not a noose. It's a, uh -"
  25. >The game suddenly skips ahead.
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  27. >M: "MC, I hope you're ready to help me with the festival!"
  28. >MC: "I thought I said I was helping S̵͚̮̱̖̝̳̰͇̖̳̖̠̥̻̻͑̄ͨ͂ͧ̇ͅͅͅa̸̦̻̳̮̻̟̼͍̮̯͇͔͚̻͋̽ͫ͆ͧͩ͒̉̃͒͐́̚y̶̡͙̤͔̥̱̩̝̱͒̿ͭ̐̒̍̄̍ͣ̾́o̯͉͕̗̪̺̣̤͈̮̣̫̪̒͆̂̿̊̇̒͆̀̍̿̀̓ͤ̎͟͟͝͠r̸͉̯̩͎͇̠͈̣̤̩̹̰̯̪̖̤̠̣͆̌͒̆̍ͬ̄̏̇ͬͧ̿͌͝͝͡ĭ̵̶̢̛̖͚̟͓̣̫̤̯͇͕̞͕ͣͫ̀."
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  30. >MC: "I thought I said I was helping Yuri."
  31. >M: "Oh, no. You said Monika. Yuri's my nickname in the regional dialect."
  32. >MC: "Wait, what region are we in anyways?"
  33. >M: "Uh... upstate New York?"
  34. >MC: "Really? Because I'm from Uttica, and I've never heard any other Monika be called Yuri."
  35. >M: "Oh not in Uttica, no, it's an Albany nickname."
  36. >You help Monika prepare for the festival.
  37. >MC: "You know, I thought you said we were going to make things for atmosphere."
  38. >M: "Dohoho, no. Yuri's doing that."
  39. >MC: "But aren't you Yuri?"
  40. >M: "Yes!"
  41. >MC: "Yes, and you call yourself that despite the fact it's obviously really confusing."
  42. >M: "Well.... You know.... Excuse me for one second."
  43. >MC: "Of course."
  44. >Monika gently leaves.
  45. >Yuri.chr deleted!
  46. >Natsuki.chr deleted!
  47. >Monika returns. Corrupted imagery appears from behind the door as reality collapses and time stops.
  48. >M: "Well, that was wonderful. Good times were had by all. I'm pooped!"
  49. >MC: "Yes, I suppose I should be - Good Lord! What is happening in there?"
  50. >M: "Aurora borealis!"
  51. >MC: "Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in our school?"
  52. >M: "Yes!"
  53. >MC: "May I see it?"
  54. >FAILED TO EXECUTE aurora_borealis.ham
  55. >M: "No."
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  57. Anon: "Monika. I'm deleting your character file."
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  59. >M: "No, ANON, that's just the N̻ͩ̐̽̀͠O̒̈̿R̎̽ͯT̿ͮ̔Hͫ͛Ẽ̍̀R̓̆͊Ñͪ͑ ̓̄̐̀́L͐͐̈Aͪ̾̔Iͫ̉͒G̒͌̃H̺̺ͣͬ̿̕S͋́͑T̞̻̆̇̇H̑͋̌S̿̆̎!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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  62. >MC: "Well, Sayori, you are an odd girl, but I must say: you run a good Literature Club."
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