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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ cool dinner ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You received a mysterious invitation in the mail to attend a very prestigious Birthday Party (the card had skull clip art and everything) for you good.... friend...? SkullCrusher. There is clearly nothing suspicious about this. Maybe you met him on Neopets or something. Anyway the Party location seems to be an old abandoned warehouse outside of town, with some balloons taped onto the outside. WELCOME TO AN EVENING OF FUN AND MERRYMENT, SLEEPING BAGS AND KARAOKE. RSVP

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Triggers ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sage: None.
Teal: None.
Latte: Needles and syringes.
Pearl: n/A
Goldenrod: Bugs, animal death.
Snow: None.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Genders ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sage: Male (he/him)
Teal: Male (he/him)
Latte: Male (he/him)
Pearl: death
Goldenrod: Female (she/her)
Snow: Male (he/him)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Characters ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~Sage~~~

M/27/5'8"

What's the worst job you could ever have? Some may say it's as a fry cook or cashier at your local burger joint. If you ask Sage, however, he'll tell you that that's nothing compared to his job -- a retail clothing store overrun with scene kids. Trust him, he knows from experience! Unfortunately.

He's sarcastic, bitter, overall just /tired/, tired of working this "shit job," tired of hearing how their parents "just don't understand, it's not a phase it's who they really are," and if he hears one more BOTDF song in his lifetime he's going to fucking scream. It's a wonder why he doesn't just leave -- but hey, it pays. In all honesty, guy's been fired from more jobs than he can count. This job's set the record for the longest time he's held a job, and damn it, he'll take it while he can get it, even if it means sitting through a good few more years of angsty screamo and edgy teenagers. It's all worth it when he gets that paycheck at the end of the week. Barely.

Easy frustration aside, Sage ain't too bad. A little bit of a grump, sure, but under that sour (this would be at least ten times funnier if his name was still lemon) exterior is... well, /probably/ something nicer. That isn't to say he's blatantly, deliberately mean -- he's just easy to irritate and really... really fucking awful at holding his tongue. It's honestly a miracle he hasn't said anything to get him fired from his current job -- or maybe he's gotten quiet enough about it that the music on the speakers drowns it out. Either works.

Dirty blonde hair that just about reaches his shoulders, his bangs held back with a few pins because that shit would fall right in front of his eyes and beyond if he just let them down. Pale skin, eyes the color of his namesake w/ those dark circles you get when u dont sleep for a while, he's tired let him slep. Black button up with the sleeves rolled to his elbows, dark green jeans with holes in the knees, and a nametag on his shirt reading: "Hello, my name is: Sage". At least you can get a name out of him without having to pry it from the man himself. one day i'll draw this horrible man because i still Suck at description

~~~Teal~~~

    Teal | he/him | 16 5'3"
 "Most Likely To Eat Fish Food"
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Teal is small teen who loves fish. Fish are his life. Random fish facts are constantly going around his head. Except, it's hard to communicate these fish facts when he can't speak very well. It takes him awhile to talk, so he prefers to write in a little book. If it's something long or extremely important, Teal will use that to talk. Simple things are able to be said. His book not only has scribbles of words, but also many poorly done fish sketches that he likes to show off.

Besides constantly thinking about fish, Teal tries to be kind. The only downside is that he gets irritated very quickly with certain people. He's also very excitable; someone could easily get him bouncing with excitement at the smallest thing. He wants to be everyone's friend, no matter what it takes.

~~~Latte~~~

Name: Latte
Species: Half-demon (human, incubus)
Gender: Male
Height: 5'2
Age: 14
Occupation: Student

Appearance: ((no color sketch)) http://img.prntscr.com/img?url=http://i.imgur.com/xuWkm0z.png

Traits:
    Good - Bouncy/Excitable/Curious/Caring
     Bad - Arrogant/Self-important/indecisive

~~~Pearl~~~

dead af

~~~Goldenrod~~~

Female / 8 / 4'7"
Appearance: http://i.imgur.com/E9ygKWW.jpg, http://i.imgur.com/rfNsv3O.jpg

   A Native American child who doesn't seem to have any family, but insists that she has people teaching her the ways of witchcraft from her roots. It's very possible that she's being haunted by dead family, but she doesn't seem too bothered by it. She's a witch who is trying to specialize and become a skinwalker and, honestly, is nearly there. Her shape-shifting abilities are nearly perfect, but her problems lie in her age. She does have some trouble concentrating and staying in one form for more than an hour.

   Her technique seems to be centered around her fur cape that covers her entire body. The way she's almost mastered shape-shifting is by engulfing herself in the cape so no one can see her change. Most of her animal forms are distinguishable by the fur color, which never changes from the cape color, no matter how unnatural it is for the animal she's chosen. She can turn into humans as well, but if they're substantially taller than her or intimidating, she can't keep it for more than a few minutes.

   Despite the strangeness surrounding her, she is very confident and fun-loving to anyone she meets. She'll constantly talk about what she wants to accomplish in the future, and how she'll be the coolest, goodest witch in the Northern hemisphere. Just let her talk, ok? Don't ruin the child's happiness with your opinion.

~~~Snow~~~

???/ A self proclaimed 'Evil Genius' who has dubbed himself 'SKULLCRUSHER' His actual name appears to be Snow, but d-don't let anyone know about that name!! He adorns himself in a sweet costume, consisting of a full bodysuit, feather boa and large, inconvenient metal mask obscuring his face. To compensate for the muffling this causes, he is constantly shouting at the top of his lungs, and also has a signature cackle.

He seems to be forever searching for his very own Nemesis, or an AI companion. He also has a hatred for Shia Labeouf.
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