The dumb MTG Pairing meme.... 2

Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...

1. Gideon Jura
2. Vivien Reid
3. Lavinia
4. Rakdos
5. Sorin Markov
6. Kaya
7. Teferi
8. Jaya Ballard
9. Tezzeret
10. Davriel Cane
11. Narset
12. Elspeth Tirel

1. Have you ever read a Six (Kaya)/Eleven (Narset) fic? Do you want to?




2. Do you think Four (Rakdos) is hot? How hot?



3. What would happen if Twelve (Elspeth) got Eight (Jaya) pregnant?




4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Tezzeret)?





5. Would Two (Vivien) and Six (Kaya) make a good couple?




6. Five (Sorin)/Nine (Tezzeret) or Five (Sorin)/Ten (Davriel)? Why?




7. What would happen if Seven (Teferi) walked in on Two (Vivien) and Twelve (Elspeth) having sex?



8. Make up a summary for a Three (Lavinia)/Ten (Davriel) fic.



9. Is there any such thing as One (Gideon)/Eight (Jaya) fluff?





10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Teferi)/Twelve (Elspeth) hurt/comfort fic.



11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Rakdos) to deflower One (Gideon)?



12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Lavnia) het?



13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Narset)?



14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Vivien)/Four (Rakdos)/Five (Sorin)?



15. What might Ten (Davriel) scream at a moment of great passion?



16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight (Jaya), what song would you choose?



17. If you wrote a One (Gideon)/Six (Kaya)/Twelve (Elspeth) fic, what would the warning be?



18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten (Davriel) to use on Two  (Vivien)?



19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Sorin)?



20. What is Six (Kaya)'s super secret kink?



. Would Eleven (Narset) shag Nine (Tezzeret)? Drunk or sober?



22. If Three (Lavinia) and Seven (Teferi) get together, who tops?



23. "Gideon and Teferi are in a happy relationship until Tezzeret runs off with Rakdos. Gideon, brokenhearted (even though it has nothing to do with his relationship), has a hot one-night stand with Narset and a brief unhappy affair with Elspeth, then follows the wise advice of Sorin and finds true love with Lavinia. " What's your reaction to this scenario?



24. How would you feel if Seven (Teferi)/Eight (Jaya) was canon?