Guest House (2020) EN

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We can't afford
any of these houses.

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Look, Daddy's gonna
help with the downpayment.

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He doesn't even like me.

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Oh, he just doesn't know you
well enough yet.

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This is it?
It can't be, this is like a palace.

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I think this is the place.

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This is it?

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Well, there's Edna's car.

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- Okay, Mr. Bad Cop.
- Mm-hmm.

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- What's the plan?
- Okay, we've seen, what?

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- Six, seven houses already?
- Eleven.

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Eleven, right.
Yeah, perfect. Okay.

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We go in there stone-faced.

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- Stone-faced.
- We show zero emotion, okay?

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No matter how much
we love this place,

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we got to keep
our poker faces, okay?

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I'll be bad cop.

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Hey, you two!

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- Shut up and take our money.
- I knew you'd like it.

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Why don't you two
follow me into the kitchen?

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Poker face?

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Oh, holy shit, this kitchen!

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Wow.

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I mean, I wanna learn how to
make soufflés in this kitchen.

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This coming from a man who can't even
microwave hot dogs in my apartment?

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You're goddamn right.

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Impressed.
So, what's the catch?

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Holy shit, this backyard!

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- Shut up and take our money.
- Uh-huh.

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It's one of the largest
yards in the area.

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Great for barbecues
and summer fun and debauchery.

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Look at this pool.
You know what that means?

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- Aqua-aerobics.
- Aqua-aerobics nude.

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Does every one of your scenarios
involve me being naked?

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I mean, I don't know.

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Uh... what's that noise?

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- What?
- That... like that loud...

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It's like a...

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- Throbbing.
- I don't hear anything.

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- Okay.
- There's definitely like a...

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Throbbing bass line.

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It's pretty loud.

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- Oh, that.
- Yeah. Yes.

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That's nothing.
That's absolutely nothing.

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There's just someone
in the guest house.

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- Oh. Okay, yeah.
- Okay.

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Are you guys here for the party?

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- Hell no.
- Wait. Wait, wait. Come back, come back!

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- I've seen enough. Thank you, that's enough.
- Thank you, that's great.

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No, guys, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

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- Trust me.
- No.

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He'll be out of here
in a month.

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You could use it
as rental property.

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Twenty-four hour notice, Edna. Twenty-four
hour notice. You know that shit.

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I texted you, faxed you, DM'd you.
I hit you up on MySpace!

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Well, you know I don't check my social
media platforms or my text messages

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when I'm fucking on
hallucinogenics.

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Oh, but somehow you managed
to respond with a dick pic.

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Yeah, and you should be thanking me.
That was my penis's good side.

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Your penis looked depressed.

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Well, here it is, guys.

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This is it.
This is the guest house.

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Okay? It's a smaller version
of the big house,

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except for it smells
like bongwater and K-Y.

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Okay, you seen's it,
now take off.

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I think I'm gonna be sick.

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Oh, go. Spatch, spatch!

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Sarah!

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It's not that bad!

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Mm.

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- Wanna smoke some weed, bro?
- Oh, no, no, I'm good.

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Thank you so much,
but, uh, no.

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I haven't smoked anything
in a really long time, so...

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- Ahem. Mm.
- Yeah. Great. Okay.

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You got so much cool,
random stuff in here.

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Yeah, well, I'm a collector
of old artifacts.

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- Oh, my God, you have a bomb!
- Yeah.

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- That's so cool.
- That's cool. But what about this right here?

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This is Tommy Lee's sex swing.

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Right on. Great.
Uh... cool.

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All right, listen.

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- Let's get down to brass tacks here.
- Okay.

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What is it,
what's your name? Blake?

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- Blake, yeah.
- Blake, yeah, take a seat.

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So, here's the deal,
let me just ask you a question.

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Are you guys really thinking
about buying this place,

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or you just passing through?

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Well, actually, you know,
I-I think we're pretty serious about it.

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We-we really... Okay.

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- Really? Here, you want?
- Yeah. No, no, no.

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That's not why
I was looking at it.

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It's Peruvian,
just came in from El Chapo.

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Wow. It's still morning.

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Yeah, it's pretty great.

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Listen, um,
if you buy the place...

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If you buy it, right, I mean,
I could stay in the guest house, right?

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I'll pay rent and shit.

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- We're good, right? Straight?
- Uh...

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Well, that sounds awesome,
it really does,

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but, you know, we're thinking,
like, we buy the place...

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No, I'm good.
Thank you. It's...

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Uh, we're thinking if we buy the
place, we'd want access to all of it.

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- Which would include the guest house.
- Mm.

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You... you understand.

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Copy, copy, gotcha, gotcha.

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- All right.
- Well, this was awesome.

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Uh, very nice to meet you Mr...

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Cockfield.
Randy Cockfield.

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Bye-bye.

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Bye, thank you.

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- Bye.
- Mm...

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- Are you freaking kidding me?
- I know.

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But we have to give him time to
move out.

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I know, Edna told me.

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I just don't feel comfortable
allowing some weirdo

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to live in our guest house
for three months.

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Do you think
we could get him out quicker?

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I don't know. I mean,
he's like an entrepreneur collector guy.

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You know, you saw
all of his stuff.

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What kind of entrepreneur
lives in someone's guest house?

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A frugal one?

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I don't know.
I mean, I didn't sit down

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and talk with him about all
of his finances and everything.

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Look, I know
that this is weird. I do.

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- You think?
- But aren't you tired?

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I'm so tired.
I just wanna...

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I wanna just lay down.
I wanna be home.

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And just say, "We live here now,
we're not going anywhere."

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I do love that yard.

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And the...
What about the gazebo?

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Promise me
he'll be out soon.

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That guy gives off
weird vibes.

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I pinky promise.

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I'm serious, babe.

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I... I'm serious.
I promise.

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As soon as
we get settled in here,

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I will march right out there,
and I'll say,

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"You gotta get out of here
in three months."

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He's gonna end up... a week.

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We can get him
out of there in a week.

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- We're doing it.
- We are.

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- We are doing this.
- Yeah. This is us. We're doing this.

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- I mean...
- Oh...

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I love this photo.

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Well, take a look at this.

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- Later, brah.
- Later... brah.

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Oh, yeah.

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- Dude, what the fuck?!
- Give it to me.

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Look, if you guys are gonna have
sex, can you at least close the door?

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Close it and join us.

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- Yeah! Come join us, Blake.
- No.

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Look, we need to set a time
for you to move out.

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- Blake! Blake, get in here!
- Uh...

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- Yeah?
- Someone's been in our kitchen.

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- What?
- Cupboards are empty, groceries are gone.

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Even the gluten-free cookies
are gone.

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Like, seriously,
who the fuck eats those?

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Randy, obviously.
The fucking moron.

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Mm.

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You moved
a lot of boxes today.

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Yeah, I really did,
didn't I?

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It was crazy.

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So, I thought that you
deserved to be rewarded,

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- and tonight...
- Oh...

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I thought we could do
anything that you wanted.

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- Hmm...
- Hm?

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You know, this is
a judgment-free zone, right?

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Yeah.

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Remember the other day
when you were, uh...

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talking to me like a dude?

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Mm-hmm.

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I kind of, uh...
Something about it

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'cause it's...
You're acting like dude,

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but it's you,
but it's you doing that voice...

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I gotcha.

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Fuck me, bro.

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- What? Mm-hmm.
- Wha...

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What, you hard of hearing there, chief?
I said fuck me, brah.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah,
that really works for me.

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- Oh, fuck me, bro!
- Oh, my God!

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What the fuck?

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Um... sorry.

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Looks like
he's just doing ayahuasca.

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Ayahuasca?
what-what the hell is that?

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It's where you, like,
drink a tea from a root,

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and you get all sick
and have a spiritual experience.

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You'll be all right,
my brother, just let it out.

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You're trying to get
all the negativity out.

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Let's not let this
get in the way.

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- Yeah, bro.
- Yeah, brosef?

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- Dude, what the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

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- No. Wait, wait, wait...
- Dude, I can't. Dude!

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Wait, wait, wait.
I'll really work. Hold on...

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- Come on.
- He's, like, dying out there.

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- Well, it's... part of the experience.
- I can't.

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- Get all the negative energy out.
- Don't just...

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All the negativity out.

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Fuckin' Randy.

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Oh, God.

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Wake up!

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Why...
Why am I being attacked?

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Fuck! Oh, shit!

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Blake, Blake,
what are you doing in my room?

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- What are you doing in my room?
- Relax. Take it in.

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Take it in.

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Oh, God.

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You gotta be out
by the end of the day.

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Okay? If you need help paying for a hotel...

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Fuck! Or anything, I'll help you
out, but, dude, you crossed a line.

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All right, passing out
in front of our house?

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Sarah is pissed,
and I'm with her on this one.

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Yeah, well, you tell Sarah when it comes
to tenant's rights in California...

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it's always
pro-motherfuckin' tenant.

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Guess what I am, bro?

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Huh?

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I'm your motherfucking tenant!

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Goddammit, you're beautiful.

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Fuck! Fuck it,
I gotta get high.

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Please.

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- Yes!
- Fuck it.

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It was just a matter
of time. Bam!

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You know, a few years ago,

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we totally would have
been friends.

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Like, in college
I was a full-on wild man.

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All my friends
thought I was a legend.

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Oh, shit, well,
let's do some coke, bro.

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Oh, no, no, no.
Just... weed's fine.

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- Oh, copy, copy. Gotcha, gotcha.
- Weed's cool.

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But I do want to get,
like, very high.

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Not regular high,
but like really high.

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- How high?
- As high as I can possibly get.

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- I'll do anything.
- You'll do anything?

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- Yeah, anything.
- Fucking anything?

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- Anything?
- Anything, dude.

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C'mon.

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C'mon... let's go.

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- Let's go.
- I am not fucking doing that.

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- You said you'd do anything.
- I'm not doing <i>that.</i>

240
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,037
Just repeat after me,
okay? It's very simple.

241
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,705
- I'm not gay.
- I'm not gay.

242
00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,373
- I'm not gay.
- I'm not gay.

243
00:15:08,405 --> 00:15:10,174
So then you're good to do it.
Now suck it, let's go.

244
00:15:10,207 --> 00:15:11,576
Dude, of all the pipes
you got in this place,

245
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:13,312
why do we gotta smoke
out of this one?

246
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,247
- It's how I sort out my pretenders.
- No.

247
00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:17,982
Okay? If you can suck on
Randy Cockfield's dick pipe,

248
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:20,217
you're good with me.
Let's go, suck it.

249
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,519
You like chicks.
I know you have a chick.

250
00:15:21,552 --> 00:15:23,221
- Just come on, come close.
- Fine.

251
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:24,556
This makes you my real friend.

252
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,125
- Come on, get close.
- Okay, okay.

253
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,238
- Delete that shit.
- No, no, no, no...

254
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:42,240
- Delete that! Delete that shit!
- No, no, no.

255
00:15:42,273 --> 00:15:44,176
- I need more followers, bro.
- Dude, I have a job.

256
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,277
I have a girlfriend.
Delete that shit.

257
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,091
Oh, my God! Whoa!

258
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,240
Blow in my face...

259
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:29,454
Dude, I'm totally gonna sneak in here
all the time and smoke that dick!

260
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:35,427
- I underestimated you. For real.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you, man.

261
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,129
I like hanging out with you,
man. It's very fun.

262
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,364
If you want to hang harder,
dude, check this shit out.

263
00:16:39,397 --> 00:16:41,800
- Look, look.
- All right.

264
00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:43,735
Check out what's in the box!

265
00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:45,737
- Hm?
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

266
00:16:45,769 --> 00:16:48,173
So, you're like...
You're like a drug addict, huh?

267
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,808
Yep, no. I'm a drug connoisseur.

268
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:52,144
- Yeah.
- Cool.

269
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,711
Yeah, mixing and matching
the drugs

270
00:16:53,745 --> 00:16:58,082
is precisely how you don't get
addicted to the drugs.

271
00:16:58,115 --> 00:17:00,418
- Smart. That's really smart.
- Yeah, you gotta mix and match.

272
00:17:00,451 --> 00:17:02,086
But there is one drug
that I'm missing.

273
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,056
What's that?

274
00:17:04,088 --> 00:17:07,224
Dude, your fucking head is gonna
spin when you see the shit.

275
00:17:07,258 --> 00:17:09,094
- <i>We're talking about flakka.</i>
- <i>Flakka.</i>

276
00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:10,662
<i>The drug
is called flakka.</i>

277
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:11,829
<i>Some are calling it
the insanity drug.</i>

278
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,566
<i>The insanity drug.</i>

279
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:16,768
<i>It is described as the
scariest drug in the world.</i>

280
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:21,173
<i>Way more powerful
than heroin or cocaine.</i>

281
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:23,541
<i>It is a synthetic drug that
will alter your state of mind.</i>

282
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,509
- <i>Extreme delirium.</i>
- <i>Raising body temperature</i>

283
00:17:25,542 --> 00:17:28,479
<i>and causing people
to literally lose their mind.</i>

284
00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:32,783
Dude, you cannot do
the flakka, man.

285
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,486
- Why not?
- It's a bad drug!

286
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,787
Yeah, fuckin' badass.

287
00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:37,655
You can't do that
in my house, man.

288
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,292
- That's... that's bad.
- What's so bad about it?

289
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,360
It's not even fuckin' in California yet.
Relax, dude.

290
00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:43,828
All right, well,
that's good. That's good.

291
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,330
- Yet.
- No.

292
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,132
My friend Benny's
this region's supplier.

293
00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:48,232
He's bringing the shit over.

294
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:50,502
<i>Dude, no. It's a no, ma.</i>

295
00:17:50,535 --> 00:17:51,769
<i>I mean, I don't want that
on my property.</i>

296
00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:53,138
If Sarah found out...

297
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:54,506
Oh, Sarah, you know...

298
00:17:54,538 --> 00:17:57,275
Fuckin' Sarah.
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! All right.

299
00:17:57,307 --> 00:18:00,244
You know, what, uh...
Hey, fuck you, you fucking asshole.

300
00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:02,413
You know what? You can't hang with
me anyways, you little party pussy.

301
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:03,681
You know, spatch.
Get out of my place.

302
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:05,182
Yeah, I'll spatch,

303
00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:08,119
you fucking pathetic,
crusty fuck.

304
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:10,889
Yeah, you can't even hang out
in my lair you piece of shit.

305
00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,127
Hey, babe.

306
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,696
Maybe we can
stop by the hardware store

307
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:19,364
and get some lights
for the gazebo.

308
00:18:19,396 --> 00:18:22,666
Yeah, that'd be...
Yeah, that'd be... Mm... great.

309
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,903
Did you have
a talk with Randy today?

310
00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:27,438
I... yeah. Yeah, we... more...

311
00:18:27,471 --> 00:18:29,374
Yeah, more or less
we had the talk.

312
00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:31,842
It got...
It was serious and he's...

313
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,546
So he's now... He's dedicated
to finding a new place.

314
00:18:34,578 --> 00:18:36,748
- Blake.
- Was that...? Yeah.

315
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:39,550
- Are you okay?
- I'm good, yeah.

316
00:18:39,584 --> 00:18:41,353
Yeah, I'm ju...
Yeah, I'm, like tired.

317
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,721
I'm kinda tired from, like...
I didn't sleep that great.

318
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:45,824
You're high.

319
00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:47,759
- No, I'm not.
- You're, hon...

320
00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:50,228
You're totally high.

321
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,463
- You... He was smoking...
- Mm-hmm.

322
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:53,932
And I may have breathed some in.

323
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:55,432
- Just stop talking.
- Okay.

324
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:56,600
Whoa, but I do think
you should know,

325
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:57,935
there was a cloud. Like a...

326
00:18:57,969 --> 00:18:59,471
Look, Blake, I ask you
to go out there

327
00:18:59,503 --> 00:19:01,205
and do one thing,
just get rid of the guy,

328
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:02,473
and instead
you get baked with him?

329
00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,875
No, I didn't. I...
I was like...

330
00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:07,278
We were unwinding.

331
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:10,481
I was just unwinding.
Like, I'm... I've been stressed.

332
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:15,620
Oh. Oh, you've...
you've been stressed. Mm-hmm.

333
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:17,521
You know, you know,
I've been stressed, too.

334
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,926
You know, teaching 48
2nd graders a day isn't easy.

335
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,728
Yeah, no, I know.

336
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,430
Do you really?
Because while you go off

337
00:19:25,462 --> 00:19:27,199
to your skateboarding job
every day

338
00:19:27,231 --> 00:19:29,634
and talk about things
that nobody over 30 cares about,

339
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:31,802
I'm dealing with angry parents
and trying to figure out

340
00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:34,405
how to pay for school supplies
with zero budget.

341
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,242
And then I get to come home
and deal with this shit.

342
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,945
I have students who are
way more mature than you are.

343
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,779
I feel like
that's kind of unfair.

344
00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:45,450
I mean, I haven't, like,
smoked anything in, like, a long time.

345
00:19:49,386 --> 00:19:51,856
She got you, man.
She's right.

346
00:19:57,595 --> 00:20:00,765
What's happening, sweetpea?

347
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:05,002
I think Blake's on drugs...
again.

348
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:08,807
Good. Then maybe the two of you
should take a little break.

349
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,777
Or a long break,
or a permanent break.

350
00:20:12,809 --> 00:20:14,579
Dad, you're not helping.

351
00:20:16,547 --> 00:20:18,383
I need some Dad advice.

352
00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:22,221
I love him. But...

353
00:20:23,387 --> 00:20:25,723
I don't... I don't know
what to do, I...

354
00:20:25,757 --> 00:20:27,692
Sweetheart...

355
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:31,996
If you are certain
that you love this boy,

356
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,964
then just make sure
that you have

357
00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:37,568
the unwavering devotion
and dedication

358
00:20:38,603 --> 00:20:40,739
that your mother and I share.

359
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:47,412
Got it. I... I gotta...
I gotta go work this out.

360
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:50,447
Uh... you wanna use
my hotel room?

361
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,884
- What?
- I keep a hotel room.

362
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:55,486
For the last few months,
I've had a room in town.

363
00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,521
You're welcome to it.
Okay, no.

364
00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:00,792
- No, that's... Yeah. I...
- No problem.

365
00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:03,461
- Have you heard from Kip?
- Mm... no.

366
00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:26,884
Fire in the fucking hole!
Oh, shit!

367
00:21:30,821 --> 00:21:34,859
Dude...

368
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,363
I am not stoked
to admit this, dude,

369
00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:40,565
but we should
tone it down on the turbo.

370
00:21:40,597 --> 00:21:42,567
Uh, do you need, like,
medical attention or anything?

371
00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:43,901
- You good?
- Come on, dude.

372
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,470
- Yeah, sorry.
- Just...

373
00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:47,038
- Come with me. Let's talk.
- Yeah, sorry.

374
00:21:47,070 --> 00:21:48,772
We just released
that promotional video

375
00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:51,343
for the skatewear line,
and it's trending.

376
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,711
We got a shout out
on <i>Kimmel</i> last night.

377
00:21:52,743 --> 00:21:54,578
All of our social media
is kinda blowin' up.

378
00:21:54,612 --> 00:21:57,548
Plus, that kid's mom,
she's not pressing charges anymore.

379
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,117
- Nice!
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

380
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,985
And now you're exactly
seven weeks out

381
00:22:01,018 --> 00:22:02,854
from being able to skateboard
on public property.

382
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:07,759
Yeah... Hey, dude. You know I've
enjoyed this time

383
00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,660
to be intimate
with my people, right?

384
00:22:09,693 --> 00:22:12,596
Oh, and everyone here loves having
you around, Mr. Kapinsky, they...

385
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:15,367
Blakey-Blake!
I have one rule.

386
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,502
You know this,
I'm not mister,

387
00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:19,403
- I'm damn well not sir.
- Right.

388
00:22:19,436 --> 00:22:21,372
- Who am I?
- You're Shredd.

389
00:22:21,405 --> 00:22:22,807
Yeah. And why?

390
00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:25,609
- Uh...
- Thirty-six skin grafts!

391
00:22:25,643 --> 00:22:31,048
Zero real teeth and more fuckin
metal than you can shake a dick at.

392
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:32,984
- Right.
- Right. And what's all that from?

393
00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:34,451
Shredding it so fuckin' hard.

394
00:22:34,484 --> 00:22:36,487
That's right, man.

395
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,888
Fucking shredding!

396
00:22:37,922 --> 00:22:39,824
I'll take...

397
00:22:39,856 --> 00:22:42,626
- Fuck!
- Oh, Jesus.

398
00:22:49,032 --> 00:22:52,403
- Oh, yeah.
- Why do I have to always hit a fucking stud?

399
00:22:52,436 --> 00:22:55,105
'Cause you are
fuckin' Shredd, sir!

400
00:22:55,138 --> 00:22:56,640
- That's why.
- That's right, man.

401
00:22:56,673 --> 00:22:58,942
- Fuckin' epic!
- Oh, my God.

402
00:22:58,976 --> 00:23:01,012
Let's see
some skating around here!

403
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,816
Yo!

404
00:23:05,849 --> 00:23:07,918
All right. All right.

405
00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:12,791
<i>Isn't the architecture great?</i>

406
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,859
I mean, I can see myself
getting married in this house.

407
00:23:14,892 --> 00:23:17,929
Sar-bear, I love you,
so I'm gonna tell you this

408
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:19,830
as delicately as possible.

409
00:23:19,864 --> 00:23:22,634
You could do so much better.

410
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:23,967
I love Blake.

411
00:23:24,999 --> 00:23:26,437
He's amazing.
I mean, he's everything...

412
00:23:26,471 --> 00:23:29,473
Listen, whatever you decide,
know that I'll always have your back.

413
00:23:29,507 --> 00:23:31,875
I just... I always envisioned
your life differently, you know?

414
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:34,479
Like, more like mine,
where I have this job

415
00:23:34,511 --> 00:23:36,614
where I don't do a lot of work,
but I make a lot of money?

416
00:23:36,646 --> 00:23:38,048
I know.

417
00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:42,987
- And I know he's the one.
- You know?

418
00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:44,888
You know.
Just like in college

419
00:23:44,922 --> 00:23:48,226
when you knew
that you didn't like girls.

420
00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:50,894
Seriously, don't even right now.

421
00:23:50,928 --> 00:23:54,799
If Blake heard you, he would never
stop hounding me for a three-some.

422
00:23:54,832 --> 00:23:58,503
Shit really? You know,
I'm totally down for that.

423
00:24:03,007 --> 00:24:04,843
Whoa...

424
00:24:06,576 --> 00:24:08,113
Oh, sh...

425
00:24:12,215 --> 00:24:16,086
- Hey, Skippy.
- What's up, boy?

426
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:21,226
Meow. Me... Jesus!

427
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:24,628
That's not a...
fucking cat. Blake!

428
00:24:24,662 --> 00:24:26,998
What the fuck?
Blake, there's a...

429
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:30,033
There's a goddamn
muskrat on your porch!

430
00:24:30,067 --> 00:24:31,536
Help, Blake!

431
00:24:35,806 --> 00:24:37,542
Looks like someone's
off the market.

432
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:39,009
I mean, you're not married yet.

433
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:41,211
- Right?
- Yeah. No.

434
00:24:41,244 --> 00:24:43,580
So, what do you say
we have one last office fling.

435
00:24:43,614 --> 00:24:45,216
Holy shit.

436
00:24:45,249 --> 00:24:48,786
Uh, I don't... I don't think
that we can do that.

437
00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:51,955
- Yeah? Come on.
- Know if I should.

438
00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:53,758
- What happened to fun Blake?
- No, he's right here.

439
00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:55,527
I'm still super fun,
I just, you know,

440
00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:57,794
I'm serious with Sarah,
and, you know...

441
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:59,763
- You wanna shred me?
- I shouldn't.

442
00:24:59,797 --> 00:25:01,533
You know...
Hey, hey, hey.

443
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,034
- Let's just pause this, take a...
- Blakey-Blake!

444
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:06,570
Whoa! What the fuck
are you doing?

445
00:25:06,604 --> 00:25:07,939
I'm not... It's not
what it looks like.

446
00:25:07,971 --> 00:25:10,040
- I... I know.
- Come on.

447
00:25:10,074 --> 00:25:12,243
You're unbuckled,
your fly's down.

448
00:25:12,276 --> 00:25:14,012
Look, I don't know
how she got fly down.

449
00:25:14,045 --> 00:25:16,247
That was all that happened,
it was a misunderstanding.

450
00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:19,617
Bro-man, dude.
You have a woman now.

451
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,622
You got me
really worried about you.

452
00:25:24,654 --> 00:25:25,990
- I appreciate...
- I don't like it.

453
00:25:26,022 --> 00:25:27,259
Got it.

454
00:25:27,959 --> 00:25:29,528
Sorry.

455
00:25:30,661 --> 00:25:32,196
Yep.

456
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,875
How was everything?

457
00:25:44,909 --> 00:25:47,245
Would you say
your spinach was leafy?

458
00:25:47,278 --> 00:25:50,081
Look,
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.

459
00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:52,616
- I've been stressed with work.
- Yeah, no, no.

460
00:25:52,650 --> 00:25:55,086
I know. I'm sorry,
though, too.

461
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,922
Obviously, I should be
more sorry than you.

462
00:25:57,954 --> 00:26:01,658
I mean, the Randy situation
is horrible,

463
00:26:01,692 --> 00:26:04,095
but none of that
really matters.

464
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:07,031
This is all that matters.
You and me.

465
00:26:08,231 --> 00:26:10,902
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

466
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,644
I love you.

467
00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:23,080
And... I want to marry you.

468
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:27,018
I, um, don't
actually have a ring,

469
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,252
but I could do that.

470
00:26:29,686 --> 00:26:32,156
I just kind
of arrived at this.

471
00:26:33,891 --> 00:26:35,692
This is a mean, mean joke.

472
00:26:35,726 --> 00:26:39,931
No, I'm not joking.
I'm so serious.

473
00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:44,902
- You're like for real, real?
- Yeah.

474
00:26:44,934 --> 00:26:47,238
We can do it here
in this house.

475
00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:50,707
What better way
to christen it?

476
00:26:50,740 --> 00:26:52,676
- Don't fuck with me.
- I'm not fucking with you.

477
00:26:52,710 --> 00:26:54,144
- You guys, I just needed a can opener.
- Jesus.

478
00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:56,280
- Don't have a cap opener.
- There is no chance

479
00:26:56,313 --> 00:26:58,716
- you don't have a can opener.
- We don't have one.

480
00:26:58,749 --> 00:27:00,284
- Is this a bad time, or...?
- This is an extremely bad time.

481
00:27:00,317 --> 00:27:01,653
- Really?
- Yeah.

482
00:27:01,685 --> 00:27:02,853
Did you drop
your contact or something?

483
00:27:02,886 --> 00:27:04,254
No, it's more serious
than that.

484
00:27:04,288 --> 00:27:06,223
- Oh, shit. I'm sorry, sorry.
- Yeah, yeah.

485
00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,058
- We're having a moment.
- I like you guys, you're cool.

486
00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:10,862
<i>Bev! Beverly!</i>

487
00:27:12,262 --> 00:27:14,865
- <i>Bev!</i>
- <i>Yeah?</i>

488
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:17,200
<i>Come on in here.
We're doing the Skype.</i>

489
00:27:17,233 --> 00:27:19,670
- <i>Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie...</i>
- <i>Come here, she wants to see you.</i>

490
00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:21,806
- <i>Sarah!</i>
- We're getting married!

491
00:27:21,838 --> 00:27:23,707
<i>Wait a minute, what?</i>

492
00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:25,809
<i>Hold on, shush!
What did you...? Hold on!</i>

493
00:27:25,843 --> 00:27:27,679
- <i>That's amazing news, sweetheart.</i>
- <i>No, no, no, you didn't say...</i>

494
00:27:27,711 --> 00:27:30,781
No, I came home,
and he had this amazing dinner laid out,

495
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:33,418
- and he proposed.
- <i>No! Listen... Listen to me.</i>

496
00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,452
- I'm so excited!
- <i>Don't do it! The skateboard boy?</i>

497
00:27:35,486 --> 00:27:37,255
- Yes, yes, skateboard boy. Yes.
- <i>Are you insane?</i>

498
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,355
- <i>Listen...</i>
- Blake.

499
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,757
<i>Forget what I said.</i>

500
00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:42,393
<i>You absolutely need advice.</i>

501
00:27:42,425 --> 00:27:43,760
I know, Dad, Dad, Dad.

502
00:27:43,794 --> 00:27:45,363
Your advice,
it was so helpful.

503
00:27:45,395 --> 00:27:46,830
- <i>Don't do it!</i>
- It really just, you know,

504
00:27:46,864 --> 00:27:48,098
sealed the deal for us.

505
00:27:48,132 --> 00:27:50,234
- <i>Come home!</i>
- I know, I'm so happy!

506
00:27:50,267 --> 00:27:52,769
- <i>It's teriffic!</i>
- <i>No, she's not...</i>

507
00:27:52,803 --> 00:27:54,305
Hey-o!

508
00:27:54,337 --> 00:27:55,940
Hi, how's it going?

509
00:27:55,972 --> 00:27:57,908
<i>Blake, Blake! Hi, honey.</i>

510
00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,711
<i>Congratulations!
Congratulations, honey.</i>

511
00:28:00,744 --> 00:28:02,145
Well, I can't wait
to be a part of the family.

512
00:28:02,179 --> 00:28:04,315
<i>Listen, you...
I'm coming over!</i>

513
00:28:04,347 --> 00:28:06,250
- Okay.
- <i>They're going to be a married couple in no time.</i>

514
00:28:06,282 --> 00:28:07,851
We'll put some champagne on ice.

515
00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:13,423
Hm. I think that went
pretty well.

516
00:28:13,457 --> 00:28:15,727
I do. Yeah.
I think it went really well.

517
00:28:30,074 --> 00:28:33,912
Yeah!

518
00:28:42,486 --> 00:28:46,224
What's up, boo?
What's up, boo?

519
00:28:52,962 --> 00:28:54,831
What's up...?

520
00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:56,901
Hey, what's up, sweetie?

521
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:20,357
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

522
00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,802
- Blake.
- Hm?

523
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,336
Blake, he's throwing
a fucking party out there.

524
00:29:33,369 --> 00:29:34,938
I'm calling the cops.

525
00:29:34,971 --> 00:29:37,375
Wait, wait. No, no, no.
Don't. Don't call the cops.

526
00:29:37,407 --> 00:29:39,876
He's, like...
He's a nice guy. He's fine.

527
00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:42,279
Well, are you gonna go out
there and deal with it then?

528
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:45,316
Yes. Yes, I am.

529
00:29:45,348 --> 00:29:46,884
- I'm gonna go out there.
- Really?

530
00:29:46,916 --> 00:29:48,586
- And I'm gonna shut it down.
- Great.

531
00:29:48,618 --> 00:29:50,922
You go out there, shut it down.

532
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:52,990
I'm taking an Ambien,
and I'm going to sleep.

533
00:29:53,022 --> 00:29:55,025
- I need to be up in four hours.
- Great. Great, great.

534
00:30:01,531 --> 00:30:03,466
Hey, Randy.
What the hell are you doing?

535
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,603
- Oh, hey, Blake.
- You gotta shut this down, right now.

536
00:30:05,635 --> 00:30:07,104
No, no, not 'til
you get a shish kabob.

537
00:30:07,136 --> 00:30:08,438
Hey, Benny,
give him a shish kabob.

538
00:30:08,471 --> 00:30:10,273
- Try one.
- I don't want a shish kabob.

539
00:30:10,307 --> 00:30:12,108
- That's rude, dude.
- It's not rude. This is rude.

540
00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:13,544
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What is this, man?

541
00:30:13,576 --> 00:30:15,246
Well, I gotta introduce you.
Everybody.

542
00:30:15,278 --> 00:30:16,980
- No.
- Everybody listen up here, okay?

543
00:30:17,013 --> 00:30:18,915
This is Blake.
This is his house.

544
00:30:18,949 --> 00:30:20,451
And I just want
everybody to know,

545
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:22,485
<i>He's our friend.
He's our friend.</i>

546
00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:24,588
<i>He's our friend.</i>
Dudes, say it.

547
00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:27,490
<i>He's our friend.
He's our friend. He's our friend.</i>

548
00:30:27,523 --> 00:30:30,427
All right, man.
Sarah's had enough, I've had enough.

549
00:30:30,461 --> 00:30:32,462
You gotta go, man.
This is bad shit.

550
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:34,432
I've already given everyone
the three-minute warning.

551
00:30:34,464 --> 00:30:36,067
- Right, you guys?
- Yeah!

552
00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:37,400
I don't care...

553
00:30:37,433 --> 00:30:39,537
Do you know where I can get
a straw for my coca?

554
00:30:39,569 --> 00:30:41,538
No, I don't know where you
can get a straw...

555
00:30:41,571 --> 00:30:43,073
Can you put a top on, please?

556
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:45,242
- What the...
- You little pussy bitch.

557
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:46,878
- Man, Blake!
- Pussy bitch? I'm respecting...

558
00:30:46,911 --> 00:30:48,211
Girl, you better not
put no top on.

559
00:30:48,244 --> 00:30:50,280
Man, Blake, why you acting
like a little bitch?

560
00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:51,983
I'm not acting... I'm not...

561
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,417
- Don't laugh at that.
- Take the shot,

562
00:30:53,450 --> 00:30:55,086
poured especially for you.

563
00:30:55,118 --> 00:30:57,053
Have a good time.
Enjoy life, man.

564
00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:59,423
- Come on! Let's go...
- Don't strike me!

565
00:30:59,455 --> 00:31:03,627
Dude, you said you used to fucking
party a long time ago. Now's your time.

566
00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:07,064
All right, if I do one shot will
you guys all just please leave?

567
00:31:08,999 --> 00:31:10,934
Absolutely.
Absolutely, we're gone.

568
00:31:10,968 --> 00:31:13,104
We're gone. Spatch, spatch.
Go, go, just drink it.

569
00:31:13,136 --> 00:31:14,504
- Spatch, spatch, go, go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

570
00:31:14,538 --> 00:31:17,141
I'm with you. Maybe.

571
00:31:17,173 --> 00:31:18,308
All right, all right,
here we go.

572
00:31:18,342 --> 00:31:19,644
Really, for real, for real.

573
00:31:21,311 --> 00:31:24,080
To Blake!

574
00:31:24,114 --> 00:31:26,284
Whoa, look at the hairs...

575
00:31:26,317 --> 00:31:27,518
- All right, Blake.
- Wait, wait. One more.

576
00:31:27,550 --> 00:31:28,985
- Stop. No.
- One more, one more.

577
00:31:29,019 --> 00:31:30,621
Yes, yes. One more,
one more, one more.

578
00:31:30,653 --> 00:31:33,057
Blake, Blake, Blake...

579
00:31:33,089 --> 00:31:35,393
- One more, one more.
- All right, two and that's it!

580
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:40,932
Get out of here.

581
00:31:40,964 --> 00:31:42,465
- It's so bad.
- Whoo!

582
00:31:42,499 --> 00:31:44,634
- Why is it so bad?
- It's so good!

583
00:32:00,683 --> 00:32:03,086
I love pussy.

584
00:33:16,826 --> 00:33:19,563
What's going on here?

585
00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:20,798
Oh, there we go. Right there.

586
00:33:20,830 --> 00:33:23,166
Hey. Hey. You the homeowner?

587
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,102
No, no, no, I live in the
guest house in the back.

588
00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:27,038
- You throwing this party?
- No, no, no, I'm in the back.

589
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,438
I'm in the guest house.
I'm actually moving out soon.

590
00:33:28,471 --> 00:33:30,074
- Guest house?
- Yeah.

591
00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:31,575
I'm looking for a roommate
if you know anyone.

592
00:33:31,607 --> 00:33:33,476
You know anyone off...?

593
00:33:33,509 --> 00:33:35,346
You know, it's funny
you should say that,

594
00:33:35,378 --> 00:33:37,514
'cause my uncle has this
building in the area, but...

595
00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:39,650
Holy shit,
I gotta give you my number.

596
00:33:39,682 --> 00:33:42,185
- What do you think?
- Ah...

597
00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:45,155
Yo, let me get your beer.
A beer. Whiskey, beer.

598
00:33:47,356 --> 00:33:48,625
- Oh, God, I wish I could.
- Oh, man.

599
00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:50,127
I'm on duty.
I can't be drinking on duty.

600
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,596
Copy, copy. You...

601
00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:54,197
You know, I have
to tell you something.

602
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:56,634
You police officers
are very much underappreciated.

603
00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:59,636
I think you guys are fucking awesome.
I think you got a bad rap.

604
00:33:59,670 --> 00:34:01,337
- Sweet hug? Come in.
- Well...

605
00:34:01,371 --> 00:34:02,406
Come on.

606
00:34:02,439 --> 00:34:03,807
No one ever hugs
police officers.

607
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,076
That's true.

608
00:34:06,109 --> 00:34:09,813
Oh, this... That feels good.

609
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,282
- You're so stupid, get off me.
- Yeah.

610
00:34:12,516 --> 00:34:14,251
- Stupid...
- That's fuckin'...

611
00:34:14,284 --> 00:34:17,421
I knew we were supposed to be together.
We're a team, man.

612
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:20,124
What's your name?
Officer Ford.

613
00:34:20,157 --> 00:34:21,425
- No.
- Officer Ford.

614
00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:22,760
Officer Ford, stop that.

615
00:34:22,793 --> 00:34:25,329
- Carl.
- Holy shit, first name basis.

616
00:34:25,362 --> 00:34:27,164
- What your name?
- My name's Randy.

617
00:34:27,197 --> 00:34:28,566
- Randy?
- Yeah, Randy Cockfield.

618
00:34:28,599 --> 00:34:30,267
- Randy Cockfield?
- Yeah.

619
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,202
'Cause when I'm in the field
I give the girls my what?

620
00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:34,170
- That... Come on.
- You can say it.

621
00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,573
- No, I'm on duty.
- Come on, say it.

622
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:38,542
Cock.

623
00:34:38,574 --> 00:34:41,278
- One more hug, one more hug!
- Ah, come on.

624
00:34:52,655 --> 00:34:54,157
Yeah, that's great.

625
00:34:56,693 --> 00:34:58,395
It's just not
cool, I mean, like,

626
00:34:58,427 --> 00:35:00,663
it's fun and stuff.
I don't wanna leave.

627
00:35:00,697 --> 00:35:02,199
You know,
I wanna stay back there.

628
00:35:02,231 --> 00:35:03,400
I get it.
It's a nice neighborhood.

629
00:35:03,432 --> 00:35:04,668
Yeah, and it's very comfortable,

630
00:35:04,701 --> 00:35:06,403
so it's like
I don't wanna move out.

631
00:35:06,436 --> 00:35:07,605
- You know what I mean?
- Hey, sir!

632
00:35:07,637 --> 00:35:08,672
Whoa.

633
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:10,908
I need you to evacuate
the premises immediately.

634
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:12,509
This party
has been shut down.

635
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:14,478
Oh, this is, uh...
This is actually my house.

636
00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:18,414
- Oh. Oh, this is your house?
- Yeah.

637
00:35:18,447 --> 00:35:19,916
Yeah.

638
00:35:19,949 --> 00:35:22,919
Welcome to the neighborhood,
Mr. Renner.

639
00:35:22,952 --> 00:35:26,590
Now the folks around here
consider underage drinking

640
00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:28,259
and disturbing the peace...

641
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:29,592
Not cool.

642
00:35:29,626 --> 00:35:30,928
- And?
- Illegal.

643
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,663
- Illegal!
- Unbelievable.

644
00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:35,598
- Illegal, huh?
- Yeah.

645
00:35:35,632 --> 00:35:36,934
- Illegal.
- Okay.

646
00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:38,469
- All right.
- Goddamn, you smell good, too.

647
00:35:38,501 --> 00:35:39,936
- Get him away from me.
- Why you smell so good?

648
00:35:39,969 --> 00:35:41,404
- I shower regularly.
- 'Cause he's a little...

649
00:35:41,438 --> 00:35:43,374
What kind of man
smells this good?

650
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:45,209
- I shower regularly.
- What kinda man smells this good?

651
00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:46,944
Follow me on my social media
platforms, officer.

652
00:35:46,976 --> 00:35:48,478
What is it?

653
00:35:48,512 --> 00:35:50,280
- Uh, @therandycockfield.
- therandycockfield.

654
00:35:50,313 --> 00:35:52,649
Dispatch, I got
another asshole comin' in.

655
00:35:52,682 --> 00:35:55,318
No way that call went in.
There's no way you talked...

656
00:35:55,351 --> 00:35:57,888
Literally and figuratively,
I got an asshole coming in.

657
00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:00,925
Please, pick up.

658
00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,394
Come on.

659
00:36:14,471 --> 00:36:17,407
Hope you have
a nice stay tonight.

660
00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:21,244
Just let me know
if you need anything.

661
00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:22,545
What?

662
00:36:22,579 --> 00:36:24,548
Come with me, I'm gonna
show you to your room.

663
00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:26,416
Okay.

664
00:36:26,449 --> 00:36:28,384
He seems cool.
He'll be cool.

665
00:36:28,418 --> 00:36:29,620
Oh, God!

666
00:36:33,422 --> 00:36:36,393
Be sure to call the front desk
if you need anything.

667
00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,505
<i>Blake, what the hell
happened to our backyard?</i>

668
00:36:48,538 --> 00:36:51,474
I don't know where you are,
but you're not here.

669
00:36:51,507 --> 00:36:53,610
I've got the girls coming over
to try on their dresses,

670
00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:57,280
and you know what? I...
I don't know. I don't...

671
00:36:57,313 --> 00:37:00,250
I don't know if I can go through
with this wedding anymore.

672
00:37:00,284 --> 00:37:03,253
I even knocked
on Randy's fucking door.

673
00:37:06,356 --> 00:37:08,559
<i>What happened? What is this?</i>

674
00:37:08,592 --> 00:37:11,729
<i>Somebody put dicks everywhere.</i>

675
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:16,934
<i>Some asshole turned our entire
property into a bag of dicks.</i>

676
00:37:19,603 --> 00:37:20,972
<i>Blake...</i>

677
00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:24,942
<i>Where are you?</i>

678
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:37,554
I don't even
know where he is.

679
00:37:37,586 --> 00:37:40,456
What if he's, like,
dead in ditch somewhere?

680
00:37:40,489 --> 00:37:43,626
I don't know,
maybe he got scared and just left me.

681
00:37:43,659 --> 00:37:45,762
I'd call that
a good fuckin' day.

682
00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:48,398
There's a shit ton of dicks
in your backyard.

683
00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:49,699
I'd say that's a bad omen.

684
00:37:49,733 --> 00:37:52,903
There aren't that many dicks.

685
00:37:52,936 --> 00:37:55,972
You can fix this.
It's not that bad.

686
00:37:56,005 --> 00:37:58,341
Eh, it's a dick-splosion.

687
00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,510
I don't know,
I always liked Blake.

688
00:38:00,543 --> 00:38:03,413
He's like one of those good guys.
He'll be back.

689
00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:05,816
Sometimes I feel like
I'm pushing him,

690
00:38:05,849 --> 00:38:08,619
- and maybe this isn't...
- I'm just gonna call it how it is.

691
00:38:08,652 --> 00:38:10,653
You need to toss that boy out
like a used tampon.

692
00:38:10,686 --> 00:38:12,389
- Ew, what is wrong with you?
- Jesus, Taylor.

693
00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:14,858
I'm serious. You can do
so much better than him.

694
00:38:14,891 --> 00:38:19,596
- Blake is a fucking...
- Cocksucker, crusty, dumb motherfuck.

695
00:38:19,628 --> 00:38:20,730
Blake?!

696
00:38:20,764 --> 00:38:22,066
- I...
- Blake, are you okay?

697
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:23,701
I'm fine.

698
00:38:23,733 --> 00:38:25,768
What do mean, fine?
What does fine mean?

699
00:38:25,802 --> 00:38:27,805
- Where've you been?
- Get out here, you fucking piece of shit!

700
00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,907
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

701
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:33,043
- Warriors! Huh?
- You got me fucking arrested!

702
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:35,079
- No, you got you arrested.
- Arrested?

703
00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:37,081
- Yes.
- I'll explain in a second.

704
00:38:37,114 --> 00:38:39,516
If you think about it, Blake,
none of this shit is actually my fault.

705
00:38:39,548 --> 00:38:43,820
What are you talking about, you fucking
psycho? You burned down my gazebo!

706
00:38:43,853 --> 00:38:46,923
No. Look, you burned down
your gazebo. Okay? Right, dick face?

707
00:38:46,956 --> 00:38:49,058
Blake, were you partying
with Randy last night?

708
00:38:49,092 --> 00:38:50,794
- Yes, he was getting fucking wasted.
- No, no. Shut the fuck up.

709
00:38:50,827 --> 00:38:53,063
- No, I was not. I was not.
- Really? Not shit.

710
00:38:53,096 --> 00:38:55,431
- Fuckin' loser zero.
- He's lying.

711
00:38:55,465 --> 00:38:57,468
- That's not true. I was not.
- Oh, really, it wasn't?

712
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,504
I can honestly say I wasn't
fucking partying with you. Yeah.

713
00:39:00,536 --> 00:39:02,739
Oh, you're fucking done now,
dude. Look at that.

714
00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:05,376
Huh?

715
00:39:05,409 --> 00:39:08,811
- <i>I am the god of cock fire!</i>
- Who's that?

716
00:39:08,844 --> 00:39:11,414
Who's that, Blake, Jesus Christ?
That's you.

717
00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:13,650
Oh, my fucking God.

718
00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:14,885
That's being shown
out of context.

719
00:39:14,918 --> 00:39:16,686
How is it taken
out of context? Tell her.

720
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,056
It's not like that.
I... I got a little drunk.

721
00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:22,826
Just stop, just stop,
just stop talking.

722
00:39:22,858 --> 00:39:24,594
- Done. Done, done, done.
- I can't!

723
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:26,797
I can't do this.

724
00:39:26,829 --> 00:39:29,833
It looks like you have a lot more to
worry about than me, motherfucker, huh?

725
00:39:29,865 --> 00:39:34,871
Princess Sarah is pi-i-i-issed.

726
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,640
Which means you ain't gettin'
no pussy tonight.

727
00:39:36,672 --> 00:39:39,675
Shut the fuck up, all right?!
We just wanted a house!

728
00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:42,111
We went and looked
at 17 houses,

729
00:39:42,144 --> 00:39:45,181
and we found this one,
and finally Sarah was happy,

730
00:39:45,215 --> 00:39:48,719
and so was I,
and then fucking you!

731
00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,755
Well, I guess...

732
00:39:52,789 --> 00:39:55,659
<i>You're not my friend, you're not my
friend, you're not my friend,</i> dude.

733
00:39:55,692 --> 00:39:58,027
Shut the fuck...

734
00:40:21,818 --> 00:40:23,120
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my God.

735
00:40:23,152 --> 00:40:25,021
You know
what underage drinking

736
00:40:25,054 --> 00:40:28,558
and assault and battery
have in common, Renner?

737
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:29,893
They're both illegal.

738
00:40:29,925 --> 00:40:31,561
- That's right!
- Illegal!

739
00:40:31,594 --> 00:40:33,196
- Hey! Are you okay?
- Oh, my God.

740
00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:34,965
- No.
- I can't believe you hit Randy.

741
00:40:34,998 --> 00:40:36,467
I... He drugged me.

742
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,034
You know, what?
Apologize to Randy.

743
00:40:38,068 --> 00:40:39,636
- Yeah.
- Apologize!

744
00:40:39,668 --> 00:40:40,903
- I will not apologize.
- Tell him to kiss me.

745
00:40:40,936 --> 00:40:42,005
Yeah, kiss Randy.

746
00:40:42,038 --> 00:40:43,974
Go ahead, go ahead!
Go ahead!

747
00:40:44,007 --> 00:40:46,510
- What the fuck?! You're gonna kiss him?
- I don't know!

748
00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:49,213
- You're a piece of shit, man!
- He was gonna kiss me. You're a piece of shit!

749
00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:51,081
I can't believe this,
I'm back here again

750
00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:53,784
- with you trust fund kids.
- I'm not a trust fund kid.

751
00:40:53,817 --> 00:40:55,117
Yeah, like you can
afford this.

752
00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:57,019
Just sit there
and shut the fuck up.

753
00:40:57,052 --> 00:40:59,722
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, Randy.

754
00:40:59,755 --> 00:41:02,158
- My head hurts.
- Did he hit you good?

755
00:41:02,192 --> 00:41:03,860
Yeah, he punched me
under there,

756
00:41:03,893 --> 00:41:05,928
and I was on my dating app,
Chubby Chasers.

757
00:41:05,961 --> 00:41:07,931
I was looking for some babes,
and this fucking...

758
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:10,601
- I'm on Chubby Chasers.
- No, really?

759
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,202
- I love big bitches, man!
- Oh, my God!

760
00:41:14,771 --> 00:41:16,139
- Have you... Have you met anybody?
- Can we go?

761
00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:17,773
- Hey! Hey!
- Yeah, yeah...

762
00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:21,711
Hey, I'm the captain now.

763
00:41:21,744 --> 00:41:24,947
We should watch that.
Movie night.

764
00:41:24,981 --> 00:41:26,750
- All right, Randy.
- Thank you, officer.

765
00:41:26,782 --> 00:41:29,118
- This is war.
- Carl, take care.

766
00:41:29,152 --> 00:41:33,590
Shut your fucking face.

767
00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:34,858
- Okay?
- Right. Great. Yeah.

768
00:41:34,891 --> 00:41:36,559
Just sit back and shut up.

769
00:41:36,592 --> 00:41:38,561
I know your type!
I fucking hate you!

770
00:41:40,096 --> 00:41:42,298
Dammit. I gotta take
this motherfuckin'...

771
00:41:42,331 --> 00:41:43,733
You're lucky
I didn't get this out.

772
00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:45,201
- Yeah.
- Beat your ass with this.

773
00:41:45,235 --> 00:41:46,903
<i>Well, here's your belongings.</i>

774
00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:51,007
I need you to sign...
right here.

775
00:41:54,744 --> 00:41:57,715
- When can we expect to see you again?
- Never again.

776
00:41:59,181 --> 00:42:01,117
Fantastic.

777
00:42:01,150 --> 00:42:02,786
We'll keep
the same room for ya.

778
00:42:02,818 --> 00:42:05,588
I'll get you a good roommate.

779
00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:07,123
Really nice.

780
00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:08,592
Okay, all right. Terrific.

781
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:10,827
Look, I'm really sorry
about all this dumb shit.

782
00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:12,863
Lying to you,
partying, Randy.

783
00:42:12,896 --> 00:42:14,664
Look, Blake,
it's not about Randy.

784
00:42:14,697 --> 00:42:16,933
It's about you and your behavior.
This really has gotta stop.

785
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,036
Well, well, well.

786
00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:21,672
We meet again, Mr. Renner.

787
00:42:22,972 --> 00:42:24,574
Look, I'm just getting out
right now.

788
00:42:24,608 --> 00:42:27,678
- Good to see you again.
- If you'll just let us go.

789
00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,880
I'm actually here to serve you
with a restraining order

790
00:42:30,914 --> 00:42:33,884
on behalf of one
Mr. Randy Cockfield.

791
00:42:33,916 --> 00:42:36,786
That's gotta be a mistake.
I mean, it's-it's our house.

792
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:39,256
We-we paid for it.
We don't even have a lease with him on it.

793
00:42:39,289 --> 00:42:40,958
Ma'am, I understand that,

794
00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:43,759
but this is about
Mr. Renner's assault,

795
00:42:43,793 --> 00:42:46,363
his temper, his anger issues.

796
00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:48,765
I am... This has to be a joke.

797
00:42:48,797 --> 00:42:50,166
There's no joke here, okay.

798
00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:51,734
You are no longer allowed

799
00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:55,204
to be within 100 feet
of Mr. Cockfield.

800
00:42:55,237 --> 00:42:59,375
You may not contact him verbally
or by the internet.

801
00:42:59,409 --> 00:43:00,744
I mean, is there anything
we can do?

802
00:43:00,777 --> 00:43:01,979
You can contact the city,

803
00:43:02,012 --> 00:43:04,314
but the laws for tenants
are pretty strict.

804
00:43:04,347 --> 00:43:06,817
He's not a tenant!
He's a squatter!

805
00:43:06,849 --> 00:43:10,019
How am I supposed to keep 100 feet
away from him in my own house?

806
00:43:10,052 --> 00:43:11,989
Good luck, bye.

807
00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:13,123
Good bye.

808
00:43:13,155 --> 00:43:14,958
- Sergeant.
- Good bye.

809
00:43:14,990 --> 00:43:18,362
- Why is everyone here like this?
- Don't, don't, don't.

810
00:43:18,394 --> 00:43:19,663
You're fucked.

811
00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:36,346
It is so on, you bitch!

812
00:43:36,378 --> 00:43:40,951
Mm... Blake, I thought you were my
friend, but I guess not.

813
00:43:40,983 --> 00:43:42,184
What did you say?

814
00:43:42,217 --> 00:43:46,389
I said you...
have skinny bony bitches.

815
00:43:46,422 --> 00:43:47,923
That's it.
That's all from me.

816
00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,759
I just want to stand
and stare tonight.

817
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,295
- Go back inside you little...
- I interrupted the whole flow.

818
00:43:52,327 --> 00:43:54,931
I can't believe I let you
come here and suck my dick pipe.

819
00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:58,934
That dick pipe is a gross exaggeration
of what you're working with, my man.

820
00:43:58,967 --> 00:44:02,304
Yeah, what the fuck ever,
you little WASPy bitch.

821
00:44:02,338 --> 00:44:06,176
You stay on your side, and I'll stay on my side.

822
00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:09,311
Warriors, come out and play.

823
00:44:09,344 --> 00:44:11,947
They're all my side.

824
00:44:11,981 --> 00:44:13,684
- Good night.
- Good night.

825
00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:15,885
Go back to Marin County.

826
00:44:29,865 --> 00:44:32,469
No. I'm kicking him out. This is
war.

827
00:44:32,501 --> 00:44:35,038
Don't start this.
I can't handle the stress.

828
00:44:35,070 --> 00:44:37,206
What, and let him walk
all over us? No fuckin' way!

829
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,875
I'm serious,
I don't like this side of you.

830
00:44:38,907 --> 00:44:40,976
Well,
you haven't seen anything yet.

831
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:42,946
- Thank you very much.
- What are you doing?

832
00:44:49,318 --> 00:44:51,253
Dance with me, dude!

833
00:44:51,286 --> 00:44:55,991
Dance with me, dude!
You're my friend, dude.

834
00:45:00,195 --> 00:45:03,701
Benny, dude!
Dance with me, dude!

835
00:45:04,900 --> 00:45:06,736
- Randy.
- What?

836
00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,938
- I think I'm gonna go, dude.
- No, no, no, just stay. Stay.

837
00:45:08,972 --> 00:45:10,807
Yo, can I put
my clothes back on?

838
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,809
No, no, no.
Keep your clothes off.

839
00:45:12,842 --> 00:45:14,845
Just... and read the book.

840
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:19,750
This book's in Latin, bro.
I can't read Latin.

841
00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:23,887
- Are you happy?
- No. No.

842
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,956
Oh, shit.

843
00:45:29,224 --> 00:45:30,927
- <i>What the fuck happened?</i>
- He'll be gone in a few days.

844
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,063
What's he gonna do
without power?

845
00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:34,764
- <i>Why did the power go off?</i>
- I don't like this.

846
00:45:34,797 --> 00:45:36,031
Come on. What?

847
00:45:36,065 --> 00:45:39,034
No one says I have to pay
for his electricity.

848
00:45:39,068 --> 00:45:42,506
He's fucked.

849
00:45:52,981 --> 00:45:55,217
What the fuck is that?

850
00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,755
It sounds like
a helicopter's out there.

851
00:46:02,891 --> 00:46:05,294
Cutting off the power's
amateur hour, huh?

852
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:06,963
I fucking hate this guy.

853
00:46:06,996 --> 00:46:09,432
I'm too powerful for you, bro.

854
00:46:09,465 --> 00:46:11,201
Too motherfucking strong.

855
00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:14,237
Look at that shit.

856
00:46:14,269 --> 00:46:16,273
This is my side,
that's your side.

857
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,441
You stay over there,
little pussy.

858
00:46:18,474 --> 00:46:21,077
Who's got some beer, huh?

859
00:46:26,849 --> 00:46:31,587
Hey, Benny! Randy can wobble,
but he can't what?

860
00:46:31,621 --> 00:46:35,224
- He can't fall down!
- That's fantastic, bro.

861
00:46:35,257 --> 00:46:37,159
- Yeah.
- Hey, can I leave?

862
00:46:37,193 --> 00:46:39,129
No, no, no, no.
No, no, dude!

863
00:46:39,161 --> 00:46:41,297
What the fuck, bro?

864
00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,033
Arr...

865
00:47:56,005 --> 00:47:58,675
Looks like all we got left is the
interview, and then the launch party,

866
00:47:58,708 --> 00:48:00,510
and we should be...
We should be squared away.

867
00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:03,012
- Are you okay, Blakey?
- Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.

868
00:48:03,045 --> 00:48:06,048
- You sweating like a fuckin' pig, homes.
- Mm...

869
00:48:06,081 --> 00:48:07,983
Did you jog to work today,
or something?

870
00:48:08,016 --> 00:48:09,184
No. Regular day.

871
00:48:09,217 --> 00:48:11,453
Holy shit!

872
00:48:33,175 --> 00:48:34,443
That's hot.

873
00:48:41,284 --> 00:48:43,987
Someone's looking all
hot and bothered.

874
00:48:58,333 --> 00:48:59,568
Hello.

875
00:49:01,503 --> 00:49:05,174
Oh... Oh, hi. Hi, ma'am.
I have your package.

876
00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,644
- You got a package for me?
- Yes.

877
00:49:07,677 --> 00:49:09,312
It's a package. That's my job.

878
00:49:09,344 --> 00:49:10,980
You don't wanna
deliver your package?

879
00:49:11,014 --> 00:49:13,349
Oh, my God! This is...
Is this really happening?

880
00:49:13,382 --> 00:49:17,419
Wait, is this really happening?
This is really happening!

881
00:49:17,452 --> 00:49:20,222
Yay!

882
00:49:20,255 --> 00:49:24,126
Yay! Yay!

883
00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:26,362
What do I do?
What do I do?

884
00:49:26,396 --> 00:49:27,664
- Yeah.
- There we go.

885
00:49:27,697 --> 00:49:29,532
I think this...
Can we do it this way?

886
00:49:29,565 --> 00:49:30,633
Does this work?

887
00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:32,068
That feels good.

888
00:49:32,101 --> 00:49:34,237
That's good for my back.

889
00:49:34,269 --> 00:49:37,172
All right, that's good.
I gotta go back to work.

890
00:49:37,206 --> 00:49:39,342
- Yeah!
- To deliver some packages.

891
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,010
Please, get the fuck off me!

892
00:49:41,043 --> 00:49:43,512
I have a job!
Ma'am, I have a job.

893
00:49:43,545 --> 00:49:44,713
Yeah, you do.

894
00:49:44,746 --> 00:49:46,515
Here's fun Blake I know.

895
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:49,052
Oh, yeah. Oh, my God,
what is this material?

896
00:49:49,085 --> 00:49:51,521
It's like rayon, or some
poly cotton or something?

897
00:49:51,554 --> 00:49:54,523
It's amazing.
I wish the whole world was this fabric.

898
00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:56,425
Wait, are you on Molly
or something?

899
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,294
Molly? No, no, no. I would never
even be able to get my...

900
00:49:59,327 --> 00:50:00,496
Oh, my God.

901
00:50:00,530 --> 00:50:02,198
- I'm so... No, this is bad.
- Wait, what?

902
00:50:02,231 --> 00:50:03,566
I... This is great.
You're great,

903
00:50:03,599 --> 00:50:04,567
you're so great,
but I have to go.

904
00:50:04,599 --> 00:50:06,068
- I'm on drugs.
- Blake.

905
00:50:06,101 --> 00:50:07,403
No, no, I'm on drugs.
I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry.

906
00:50:07,436 --> 00:50:11,306
- Hello?
- <i>Sarah, we've been drugged.</i>

907
00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:13,643
- What?
- <i>I think that asshole...</i>

908
00:50:13,675 --> 00:50:16,813
<i>Never mind, just don't go out of
the house and don't drink the water.</i>

909
00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:19,081
<i>Just go to the bedroom,
I'll be right there.</i>

910
00:50:19,114 --> 00:50:21,617
Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay.

911
00:50:21,650 --> 00:50:24,486
- What's the matter?
- You gotta... You gotta... You gotta go.

912
00:50:24,519 --> 00:50:26,355
- Is that family?
- You gotta go. No, you gotta go.

913
00:50:26,389 --> 00:50:28,224
- Is there a family problem?
- Uh-uh, you gotta go.

914
00:50:28,257 --> 00:50:30,260
- No, no... I don't...
- You gotta go, come on.

915
00:50:30,293 --> 00:50:32,195
- No, I don't wanna go.
- You gotta go.

916
00:50:32,228 --> 00:50:33,797
- I don't wanna go!
- You gotta go.

917
00:50:33,829 --> 00:50:35,065
Oh, my God!

918
00:50:54,750 --> 00:50:56,353
Yes!

919
00:51:15,505 --> 00:51:18,108
- Blake... Blake?
- Hm?

920
00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:23,879
- What the actual fuck?
- Whoa. I'm late for work.

921
00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:26,382
I'm late for work.

922
00:51:27,782 --> 00:51:29,786
- Hi.
- Sorry.

923
00:51:29,818 --> 00:51:31,487
We just moved in.

924
00:51:37,693 --> 00:51:40,630
Whoa! Hey, hi.
I was just checking over...

925
00:51:40,663 --> 00:51:42,398
- Blake, you got a minute?
- Yeah, yeah.

926
00:51:42,431 --> 00:51:43,766
I gotta...
Yeah, yeah, I got a minute.

927
00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:45,335
We've known each other
a while, right?

928
00:51:45,367 --> 00:51:46,235
You consider us friends?

929
00:51:46,268 --> 00:51:48,203
Yeah. Yeah, you and me,
we're friends.

930
00:51:48,237 --> 00:51:50,907
- And friends can be honest with each other?
- Yeah.

931
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:56,179
- Honesty is the bedrock...
- Can I tell you something honestly?

932
00:51:56,211 --> 00:52:00,117
- Yeah, please.
- You are fucking fired.

933
00:52:03,318 --> 00:52:04,686
What happened?

934
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,356
That walking foreskin
got me fired.

935
00:52:07,389 --> 00:52:10,425
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
Do not hit him again.

936
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:11,726
I'm not gonna hit him.
I'm not even gonna touch him.

937
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,831
I'm just gonna lightly,
lightly pummel him until he's dead.

938
00:52:14,864 --> 00:52:18,300
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
Listen to me. Listen to me, okay?

939
00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:19,668
It's not worth it.
We talked about this.

940
00:52:19,702 --> 00:52:21,371
You were gonna
leave your job anyways,

941
00:52:21,403 --> 00:52:23,505
so, you know, I can float us
until you find something else.

942
00:52:23,539 --> 00:52:25,807
- That's not the point.
- It's not worth it. Let it go.

943
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,409
We'll get through this, okay?

944
00:52:27,443 --> 00:52:29,278
The wedding party's coming
tomorrow night for dinner,

945
00:52:29,311 --> 00:52:31,213
and I do not need this crazy
on top of all the other crazy.

946
00:52:31,246 --> 00:52:33,282
I cannot let him
get away with this.

947
00:52:33,315 --> 00:52:35,751
Wait, wait, wait, wait, just listen to me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

948
00:52:35,784 --> 00:52:37,353
Take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath in.

949
00:52:39,855 --> 00:52:42,724
Let it go, just relax, babe.

950
00:52:42,757 --> 00:52:46,195
He's not worth it.
He's not worth it, okay?

951
00:52:46,228 --> 00:52:47,629
What if, um...

952
00:52:47,663 --> 00:52:50,766
What if we go take a really
nice deep bath, and soak,

953
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:54,704
and I'll get some Epsom salts,
and we can just talk it out. Yeah?

954
00:52:54,737 --> 00:52:56,572
Okay. That'd be great.

955
00:52:56,606 --> 00:52:58,608
- Yeah? Okay.
- Mm-hmm. That'd be really great.

956
00:52:58,641 --> 00:53:00,343
- Thank you.
- Okay.

957
00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:11,954
No job is actually an advantage.

958
00:53:11,987 --> 00:53:14,523
It means you have
all the time in the world.

959
00:53:14,556 --> 00:53:15,925
Well, now...

960
00:53:17,827 --> 00:53:19,729
me too, motherfucker.

961
00:54:03,838 --> 00:54:05,807
You motherfucker!

962
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,409
Hey, Randy!

963
00:54:07,443 --> 00:54:09,812
Buddy! Oh, my God,
I totally forgot to tell you!

964
00:54:09,844 --> 00:54:11,747
They're bug-bombing
the house today.

965
00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:16,018
Randy has fallen,
and he can't get up.

966
00:54:16,052 --> 00:54:18,921
Yeah, man, shit's just, uh,
been so crazy with the wedding.

967
00:54:18,954 --> 00:54:20,590
I totally forgot
you were in there.

968
00:54:20,623 --> 00:54:23,358
You're an asshole.

969
00:54:23,391 --> 00:54:26,596
You should know they're using
very heavy duty chemicals.

970
00:54:26,628 --> 00:54:29,431
Apparently, all your bodily
functions will go off at once.

971
00:54:29,465 --> 00:54:31,067
Huh? Oh, no.

972
00:54:31,099 --> 00:54:34,503
Oh! Oh, no.

973
00:54:36,438 --> 00:54:39,509
I dookied!

974
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:46,749
Just repeat after me:

975
00:54:46,782 --> 00:54:49,786
- It's not gay.
- It's not gay.

976
00:54:49,818 --> 00:54:51,454
It's not gay!

977
00:54:51,487 --> 00:54:53,755
Again, even more.

978
00:54:53,789 --> 00:54:56,959
- It's not gay.
- It's okay, Randy, it's okay.

979
00:54:56,992 --> 00:54:58,827
It's a trust exercise.

980
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:02,397
Just close your eyes
and trust me, dude.

981
00:55:07,902 --> 00:55:10,606
Piece of shit.
I'm gonna get you, Renner.

982
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:48,010
Blake, why is there a meth lab
in our backyard?

983
00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:51,581
I'm going in there
to get all that pack rat's shit,

984
00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:55,050
and I'm gonna move it, so that he
has to take his rathole elsewhere.

985
00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:56,852
Oh.

986
00:55:56,885 --> 00:56:00,389
Now, we can have
the rehearsal dinner back here.

987
00:56:00,422 --> 00:56:03,959
I'll fix up the gazebo,
and we can have the wedding back here!

988
00:56:03,992 --> 00:56:06,596
All while that fucker's
not around to mess with us!

989
00:56:06,628 --> 00:56:10,098
Oh!

990
00:56:10,132 --> 00:56:12,068
I'm gonna have my gravy.

991
00:56:13,469 --> 00:56:15,938
- I love you!
- I love you, too!

992
00:56:15,971 --> 00:56:18,041
I honestly love you so much.

993
00:56:43,965 --> 00:56:45,032
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

994
00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:46,836
Now's the time.

995
00:56:46,869 --> 00:56:50,472
Um... so before
we dig into dessert, um,

996
00:56:50,505 --> 00:56:54,543
we just wanted to say a big thank
you to our amazing wedding party.

997
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:57,513
- All you guys.
- All your love and support.

998
00:56:57,545 --> 00:57:01,550
Um, the last couple weeks have been a
bit of a journey getting here, but...

999
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,152
It's been a little rocky,
but it's been good.

1000
00:57:04,186 --> 00:57:06,055
Yeah.

1001
00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,091
- Yeah.
- Um...

1002
00:57:08,123 --> 00:57:12,694
But tonight is really just about
celebrating and making memories

1003
00:57:12,728 --> 00:57:15,965
and, um, spreading love.

1004
00:57:15,998 --> 00:57:17,766
- Aww.
- Cheers.

1005
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,171
- Cheers, you guys. Thank you so much.
- Cheers.

1006
00:57:23,137 --> 00:57:25,641
Enjoy the cake.

1007
00:57:27,742 --> 00:57:29,811
- Mm...
- Weddings are the worst.

1008
00:57:29,844 --> 00:57:32,047
I'm sure your wedding's
gonna be fine, but...

1009
00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:33,115
I hate weddings.

1010
00:57:33,148 --> 00:57:35,550
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna go to yours, Renner, but...

1011
00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:37,219
- It'll be all right.
- I appreciate that.

1012
00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:39,789
I appreciate...
Mainly, it's her dad, uh...

1013
00:57:39,822 --> 00:57:42,224
What's the word? He hates me.
He hates me a ton.

1014
00:57:42,257 --> 00:57:46,761
Okay, Blake's exaggerating.
He doesn't hate you, he just...

1015
00:57:46,795 --> 00:57:49,532
He's... not too sure about you.

1016
00:57:49,565 --> 00:57:52,902
Oh, come on. Who could hate
those sad goat eyes?

1017
00:57:52,934 --> 00:57:54,703
Sarah's dad isn't so bad.

1018
00:57:54,737 --> 00:57:55,972
Loved me, right Sarah?

1019
00:57:56,005 --> 00:57:58,740
Kip, he-he-he did.

1020
00:57:58,773 --> 00:58:00,509
Yeah, he really loves you a ton.

1021
00:58:00,543 --> 00:58:02,278
Good old
Douglas, man.

1022
00:58:02,311 --> 00:58:05,213
He's crazy.
I love that dude.

1023
00:58:05,246 --> 00:58:06,315
Remember when he took us
to the beach house?

1024
00:58:06,347 --> 00:58:09,050
Oh, the beach house!
Dude, that was so dope!

1025
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:11,286
Oh, man.

1026
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:13,022
That sounds awesome.
That sounds really awesome.

1027
00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:14,190
- Beach house.
- Absolutely.

1028
00:58:14,222 --> 00:58:16,525
I've seen pictures,
but I've never been.

1029
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:17,760
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1030
00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:19,228
The very second he met me,

1031
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:22,030
he called me Kip,
then he said, "Nevermind."

1032
00:58:22,063 --> 00:58:22,964
And then he said, "I hate you."

1033
00:58:22,998 --> 00:58:26,968
Here we motherfuckin' go.

1034
00:58:30,606 --> 00:58:33,676
Fuckin' flakka possum.

1035
00:59:36,871 --> 00:59:38,873
Well, that's the last
of the shots.

1036
00:59:38,907 --> 00:59:42,311
With any luck,
you guys will all be fine.

1037
00:59:42,344 --> 00:59:44,713
Except him.
He's not going anywhere.

1038
00:59:44,746 --> 00:59:46,348
Ah, man, that's bullshit.

1039
00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:47,650
Mm, it is.

1040
00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:50,086
You know, you did the right thing
coming in as fast as you did.

1041
00:59:50,119 --> 00:59:51,954
Rabies is not something
to be taken lightly.

1042
00:59:51,987 --> 00:59:55,157
- Mm-hmm.
- May I ask you a fairly serious question?

1043
00:59:55,190 --> 00:59:58,126
- Of course.
- What the fuck was that thing?

1044
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,362
- Goddamn, you guys got fucked up.
- I'm sorry, wait.

1045
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,731
Did you say we have
a decent chance of being okay?

1046
01:00:02,764 --> 01:00:05,333
- It's not... it's not a good chance?
- The medicine usually works.

1047
01:00:05,367 --> 01:00:07,069
What do you mean, usually?

1048
01:00:07,101 --> 01:00:09,170
What-what if the medicine
doesn't-doesn't work?

1049
01:00:09,204 --> 01:00:13,209
Well, then you're fucked...
basically.

1050
01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:15,711
Fucking flakka possum.

1051
01:00:15,744 --> 01:00:18,146
Everybody else
got the rabies shots already.

1052
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:20,649
Do you think we should tell them
that it may not work?

1053
01:00:20,682 --> 01:00:22,251
Maybe keep it from them
for a little bit.

1054
01:00:22,284 --> 01:00:24,186
- Um...
- Oh.

1055
01:00:24,219 --> 01:00:29,692
Mr. Renner, um, what exactly
did this to your guests?

1056
01:00:29,724 --> 01:00:31,760
Nothing. I have no idea.

1057
01:00:31,793 --> 01:00:34,230
It could've been
absolutely anything.

1058
01:00:34,262 --> 01:00:36,331
Yeah. Mr. Renner,

1059
01:00:36,364 --> 01:00:39,668
I'd advise you not to take
the law into your own hands.

1060
01:00:39,702 --> 01:00:43,072
Of course not. Because that
would be illegal.

1061
01:00:43,105 --> 01:00:45,675
Very illegal.

1062
01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:49,345
Okay, Bonnie and Clyde,
you have a good evening.

1063
01:00:49,378 --> 01:00:52,213
Will do. Thank you so much
for stopping by.

1064
01:00:52,246 --> 01:00:57,886
- It's so good to see you know.
- Oh, I hate you both.

1065
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,288
I think we gotta
postpone the wedding.

1066
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,989
No, what? No, no, no, no.

1067
01:01:01,023 --> 01:01:02,825
He knows that he went too far
with all of this shit.

1068
01:01:02,858 --> 01:01:05,061
Now he'll lie low,
he'll be too scared to do anything.

1069
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:06,262
The wedding is still on.

1070
01:01:06,295 --> 01:01:09,065
- I mean...
- The wedding is still on.

1071
01:01:09,097 --> 01:01:10,331
It's... it's a 100 percent on.

1072
01:01:10,364 --> 01:01:13,134
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

1073
01:01:13,168 --> 01:01:15,905
- I love you.
- I love you.

1074
01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:31,052
- I think he's gonna die.
- I know.

1075
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:03,119
Daddy....

1076
01:02:03,152 --> 01:02:05,887
I will give you $100,000
if we turn around right now.

1077
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:08,356
- We already talked about this.
- All right.

1078
01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:09,391
Hi.

1079
01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:12,394
Hi. Good to see you.

1080
01:02:12,427 --> 01:02:13,730
<i>Dearly beloved...</i>

1081
01:02:14,530 --> 01:02:17,199
we are gathered here today

1082
01:02:17,231 --> 01:02:20,001
in the presence of God,

1083
01:02:20,034 --> 01:02:23,873
to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.

1084
01:02:25,340 --> 01:02:29,979
To bind their hearts as one
for ever and ever...

1085
01:02:30,012 --> 01:02:33,983
And ever. Ever...

1086
01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:36,117
- Do you have a mint?
- To find their love...

1087
01:02:36,150 --> 01:02:37,519
- What's that, sir?
- A mint. Do you have...

1088
01:02:37,552 --> 01:02:39,387
You don't have
to call me "sir."

1089
01:02:39,420 --> 01:02:41,456
- Love is kind...
- I can't get you...

1090
01:02:41,489 --> 01:02:44,259
I wish you were
calling me "Dad."

1091
01:02:44,293 --> 01:02:46,796
Walk away.

1092
01:02:46,829 --> 01:02:49,265
Walk away right now.
End this shit, it's...

1093
01:02:49,297 --> 01:02:52,200
End this fucking madness.
You don't need this.

1094
01:02:52,233 --> 01:02:55,237
- Just end this.
- Dude, seriously?

1095
01:03:14,056 --> 01:03:16,492
- Blake!
- Jeez!

1096
01:03:16,525 --> 01:03:19,894
- Do you take Sariah...?
- Sarah.

1097
01:03:19,927 --> 01:03:22,230
- It's Sarah.
- Whatever.

1098
01:03:22,264 --> 01:03:25,233
- Mm-hmm.
- As your life... wife?

1099
01:03:25,266 --> 01:03:27,969
Yes. I do.

1100
01:03:28,003 --> 01:03:32,208
- Do you take... Blame?
- Blake.

1101
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,175
- Yeah.
- It's Blake.

1102
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,878
Do you take this guy
to be your husband?

1103
01:03:36,911 --> 01:03:38,913
Yes, I do.

1104
01:03:38,947 --> 01:03:42,251
And now by the power
invested in this state,

1105
01:03:42,284 --> 01:03:44,353
and this country,

1106
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:47,523
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

1107
01:03:47,556 --> 01:03:51,393
You may kiss the bride.
Or whatever.

1108
01:03:51,425 --> 01:03:53,128
Good luck.

1109
01:03:53,161 --> 01:03:56,532
May God have mercy
on your souls!

1110
01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,434
Well, man,
you finally did it.

1111
01:04:33,467 --> 01:04:35,003
- I'm proud of you.
- Thank you.

1112
01:04:35,036 --> 01:04:36,337
Took one for the team.

1113
01:04:36,371 --> 01:04:38,307
Your life is completely over.

1114
01:04:38,340 --> 01:04:41,143
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you so much.

1115
01:04:41,175 --> 01:04:43,945
Listen, if there was ever a chance that
you're going to get anal, my friend,

1116
01:04:43,978 --> 01:04:45,246
it's tonight.

1117
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,682
- We'll see, yeah.
- What's up, Mr. M?

1118
01:04:47,715 --> 01:04:49,550
How's it going?
Looking good, buddy.

1119
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,086
- Jason Statham good.
- Stop talking.

1120
01:04:52,119 --> 01:04:53,454
Get out of my air space.

1121
01:04:53,487 --> 01:04:57,058
- Let's go.
- Unreal.

1122
01:04:57,092 --> 01:04:59,561
- Blake.
- Mr. Masters.

1123
01:04:59,594 --> 01:05:01,230
Or I guess I should say Dad.

1124
01:05:01,262 --> 01:05:06,134
How... you have surprised me.

1125
01:05:06,168 --> 01:05:08,637
And those who have tried
will tell you

1126
01:05:08,670 --> 01:05:11,106
it is not an easy thing
to surprise me.

1127
01:05:12,974 --> 01:05:15,076
J-Jesus!

1128
01:05:15,110 --> 01:05:17,980
Angela, you should know better
than to ever sneak up!

1129
01:05:18,012 --> 01:05:23,018
Never sneak up on a man,
me especially.

1130
01:05:23,050 --> 01:05:26,020
- Whoo...
- She's a wonderful woman.

1131
01:05:26,054 --> 01:05:28,356
I knew her since...
She was...

1132
01:05:28,389 --> 01:05:32,126
She's always been that tall,
and she makes great honey baked ham.

1133
01:05:32,159 --> 01:05:35,163
Blake... Oh, God.

1134
01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:38,500
Here's the deal,
no one's done it.

1135
01:05:38,532 --> 01:05:40,668
You brought my daughter
to the altar.

1136
01:05:40,702 --> 01:05:44,173
Yeah. Look, I want you to know,
Sarah is my whole world.

1137
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,274
- Uh-huh.
- All right.

1138
01:05:45,306 --> 01:05:47,108
I... I know
she's too good for me.

1139
01:05:47,141 --> 01:05:48,977
I do. No, I really do.

1140
01:05:49,010 --> 01:05:50,512
But her happiness

1141
01:05:50,545 --> 01:05:52,615
is the most important thing
in the world to me.

1142
01:05:54,548 --> 01:05:58,019
Well, that's one thing
we have in common.

1143
01:05:58,052 --> 01:05:58,987
Daddy.

1144
01:05:59,021 --> 01:06:00,289
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1145
01:06:00,322 --> 01:06:03,459
Um... Blake, we just, uh...

1146
01:06:03,492 --> 01:06:05,494
We need you for some photos.

1147
01:06:05,527 --> 01:06:09,398
I'll be there in a sec.

1148
01:06:09,431 --> 01:06:10,699
Mr. D.

1149
01:06:10,731 --> 01:06:13,302
Kip! Kip!

1150
01:06:24,346 --> 01:06:26,681
Ladies and gentlemen...

1151
01:06:26,715 --> 01:06:31,653
Would you join me, please,
in raising a glass

1152
01:06:31,686 --> 01:06:38,327
to my lovely daughter
and her new lovely husband.

1153
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,561
- Sweet...
- Aww...

1154
01:06:39,594 --> 01:06:43,766
Sweetpea, my heart.

1155
01:06:43,798 --> 01:06:47,702
I wish you the...
the kind of passion

1156
01:06:47,735 --> 01:06:51,205
that your mother and I have
shared for the last 35 years.

1157
01:06:51,239 --> 01:06:54,643
Stop...

1158
01:06:54,675 --> 01:06:59,181
Not a day goes by that I do
not look across the room and...

1159
01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:04,452
And wonder how...
How am I so lucky?

1160
01:07:04,485 --> 01:07:06,387
Things I've done.

1161
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,789
I tell you, though
it sounds fun.

1162
01:07:07,822 --> 01:07:10,225
Waterboarding?
Not a water sport.

1163
01:07:13,394 --> 01:07:17,565
But this lady...
makes everything okay.

1164
01:07:17,599 --> 01:07:20,235
'Cause she's so beautiful.

1165
01:07:20,268 --> 01:07:22,371
So classy.

1166
01:07:22,403 --> 01:07:24,472
So attentive.

1167
01:07:24,505 --> 01:07:28,210
And so hungry...

1168
01:07:28,242 --> 01:07:29,577
What are you do...
Bev, what are you...?

1169
01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,145
Raise your glass!

1170
01:07:31,179 --> 01:07:32,815
Your tux is fantastic.

1171
01:07:32,847 --> 01:07:35,817
Hey, Douglass,
what's Bev been drinkin'?

1172
01:07:35,851 --> 01:07:37,153
- I'll have a double.
- Oh!

1173
01:07:37,186 --> 01:07:39,488
I'll pour it for you a little bit later.

1174
01:07:39,521 --> 01:07:41,623
- You wanna... You wanna go lie down?
- He's cute.

1175
01:07:41,655 --> 01:07:43,625
- You okay?
- I wanna suck your cock.

1176
01:07:43,657 --> 01:07:46,594
Everybody, I wanna suck
his cock!

1177
01:07:46,628 --> 01:07:48,831
Raise your glasses, everyone.

1178
01:07:48,864 --> 01:07:51,199
- That's...
- To sucking cock!

1179
01:07:54,503 --> 01:07:57,139
What the actual fuck?

1180
01:07:57,172 --> 01:07:58,874
I think your Mom's on Molly.
That's what the actual fuck.

1181
01:07:58,907 --> 01:08:00,242
This is really nice.
What is this?

1182
01:08:00,275 --> 01:08:01,376
What the hell's wrong with you?

1183
01:08:01,409 --> 01:08:02,478
- It's soft.
- Stop, stop.

1184
01:08:02,510 --> 01:08:08,317
- Ooh!
- Get out of here.

1185
01:08:08,349 --> 01:08:10,853
Blake, all of our guests
are acting really weird.

1186
01:08:10,885 --> 01:08:12,253
Yeah, right there.

1187
01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,555
Ah, no, they're just drunk.
It's a wedding.

1188
01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:21,229
No, no, this is beyond drunk.

1189
01:08:24,698 --> 01:08:26,768
Cousin Jimmy, what the fuck?!

1190
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,914
Fuck, fuck, fuck...

1191
01:08:39,948 --> 01:08:41,350
Oh, my God!

1192
01:09:17,385 --> 01:09:18,554
Whoo!

1193
01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:20,722
Best wedding ever.

1194
01:09:20,755 --> 01:09:23,692
Have you seen my friend?

1195
01:09:23,725 --> 01:09:26,728
I am so happy
you're not my dad.

1196
01:09:26,761 --> 01:09:28,898
What the fuck is going on?!

1197
01:09:30,798 --> 01:09:32,266
They're out of control!

1198
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:34,336
The house is ruined,
the wedding's ruined.

1199
01:09:34,368 --> 01:09:36,204
He's here.
I know he's here somewhere.

1200
01:09:36,238 --> 01:09:39,908
This has Randy
written all over it.

1201
01:09:46,347 --> 01:09:49,451
Oh... fuck.
Oh, shit.

1202
01:09:49,484 --> 01:09:51,787
Oopsies!

1203
01:09:51,819 --> 01:09:55,224
Oh, man. Holy shit.

1204
01:09:55,256 --> 01:09:56,692
What the fuck?

1205
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:57,993
What the fuck
did you do, Randy?

1206
01:09:58,025 --> 01:10:00,328
I gave your party
the whole box, brother.

1207
01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:02,663
I gave 'em the whole
motherfucking box!

1208
01:10:02,697 --> 01:10:05,601
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Oh, shit.

1209
01:11:18,539 --> 01:11:20,809
I am so sorry.

1210
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:23,978
It's all right.

1211
01:11:24,011 --> 01:11:25,746
It'll be fine.

1212
01:11:25,779 --> 01:11:28,416
It's all over now.

1213
01:11:28,449 --> 01:11:29,952
Nearly over.

1214
01:11:32,453 --> 01:11:34,822
All right, look out.

1215
01:11:34,855 --> 01:11:36,425
Christ...

1216
01:11:39,060 --> 01:11:40,996
Man...

1217
01:11:41,029 --> 01:11:42,831
If that shit
was on pay-per-view,

1218
01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,899
we'd be fucking millionaires
right now, for real...

1219
01:11:44,932 --> 01:11:49,003
Shut the fuck up!
You never shut the fuck up!

1220
01:11:49,037 --> 01:11:50,806
I was trying
to be your friend.

1221
01:11:50,838 --> 01:11:53,442
Okay, I was being nice to you,
and being generous.

1222
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,578
- And you were miserable.
- Oh, my God! Of course I was miserable!

1223
01:11:56,610 --> 01:11:59,613
All right? That's what growing up is.
You're just... you're miserable.

1224
01:11:59,646 --> 01:12:03,551
And you look for someone you can
try to enjoy the misery with.

1225
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,820
And that's what Sarah is.
Okay?

1226
01:12:05,854 --> 01:12:08,724
And then I fucked it
all up for no reason.

1227
01:12:08,756 --> 01:12:11,692
For you! For fucking around with you!
It's insane!

1228
01:12:11,725 --> 01:12:13,527
Yeah, well,
the Sarah thing will pass, okay.

1229
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:16,364
I'm more concerned about us
and our relationship, okay.

1230
01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:19,000
So what we need to do as a...
as a team, bro, as a team...

1231
01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:20,502
Do not fucking touch me!

1232
01:12:20,534 --> 01:12:22,104
- We need to move forward.
- Don't touch me!

1233
01:12:22,136 --> 01:12:24,105
- We should move forward...
- There is no moving forward!

1234
01:12:24,139 --> 01:12:26,007
- And not look in the rearview...
- There's not a rearview mirror!

1235
01:12:26,039 --> 01:12:27,876
- Yes, there is.
- There's not a fucking rearview mirror!

1236
01:12:27,908 --> 01:12:29,143
- What do you mean?
- You're a fucking loser!

1237
01:12:29,176 --> 01:12:30,444
- You're a loser, dude.
- What the fuck, dude.

1238
01:12:30,479 --> 01:12:32,847
You're 50 years old and you
live in a fucking guest house.

1239
01:12:32,881 --> 01:12:35,884
- Whatever. Dude...
- You are fucking delusional, man.

1240
01:12:35,917 --> 01:12:39,621
Everything around you
turns to shit.

1241
01:12:40,988 --> 01:12:44,658
Mr. Renner. Visitor.

1242
01:12:44,692 --> 01:12:46,962
Ma'am.

1243
01:12:46,994 --> 01:12:49,497
Hey. Are you okay?

1244
01:12:49,530 --> 01:12:52,701
Just stop, I...
I came to pay your bail.

1245
01:12:52,734 --> 01:12:55,036
- Okay.
- What about my bail? Please.

1246
01:12:55,069 --> 01:12:57,572
No, I'm not paying
your fucking bail.

1247
01:12:57,604 --> 01:13:02,143
I-I came to pay your bail, I paid
your bail, and that's... that's it.

1248
01:13:02,176 --> 01:13:05,579
- Wh-What do you mean?
- I mean... I mean, that's it.

1249
01:13:05,613 --> 01:13:07,883
You and me, I...
We're done.

1250
01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,985
I can't do this.

1251
01:13:10,018 --> 01:13:12,654
Sarah, listen...

1252
01:13:12,686 --> 01:13:14,655
- That's... No, no.
- How many more signs do we need?

1253
01:13:14,689 --> 01:13:15,757
If it wasn't this,
it'd be something

1254
01:13:15,789 --> 01:13:18,159
- in one, two, five years from now.
- Mm-hmm.

1255
01:13:18,193 --> 01:13:21,496
Listen to me.
I... That's not...

1256
01:13:21,529 --> 01:13:25,534
Look, I am listening.
I'm finally listening to you.

1257
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:28,770
But... don't you love me?

1258
01:13:28,802 --> 01:13:30,838
Love isn't the issue here.

1259
01:13:30,872 --> 01:13:33,008
Yes, it is.
It's the only issue.

1260
01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:35,644
Blake, I can't. Just, please...
Just don't make this any worse.

1261
01:13:35,676 --> 01:13:36,844
Yeah.

1262
01:13:36,877 --> 01:13:39,914
- Wait, just give me another chance.
- I'm pregnant.

1263
01:13:41,582 --> 01:13:44,618
Okay, that's fine.
That's great!

1264
01:13:44,652 --> 01:13:46,788
I mean, now the plan
is you get me out of here...

1265
01:13:46,820 --> 01:13:49,824
No. No, the plan is I'm going
to stay at my parents' house,

1266
01:13:49,858 --> 01:13:51,827
and do not come
and try to see me,

1267
01:13:51,859 --> 01:13:53,228
because my dad said
he's gonna kill you

1268
01:13:53,261 --> 01:13:58,800
and... I really think
he means it this time.

1269
01:13:58,832 --> 01:14:02,170
I gotta... I gotta go.

1270
01:14:02,203 --> 01:14:03,738
- Wow!
- Wow.

1271
01:14:03,770 --> 01:14:05,940
She's pregnant, man.
That's... that's amazing.

1272
01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,108
Shut the fuck up.

1273
01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,542
- I-I just...
- Shut the...

1274
01:14:08,576 --> 01:14:12,546
You have to shut the fuck up.

1275
01:14:12,579 --> 01:14:14,748
- Yeah.
- Mm.

1276
01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:15,884
- Sad.
- Okay.

1277
01:14:15,917 --> 01:14:17,819
Sarge!

1278
01:14:17,851 --> 01:14:20,221
Ah! Get in here.

1279
01:14:20,255 --> 01:14:22,490
- This is him.
- What's up? What's up?

1280
01:14:22,524 --> 01:14:24,860
- This is Cockfield!
- This is the guy you told me about?

1281
01:14:24,893 --> 01:14:26,094
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi.

1282
01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:28,263
Hi, my name is Randy.
Randy, Officer...

1283
01:14:28,296 --> 01:14:29,831
No, call me Jeremy.

1284
01:14:29,863 --> 01:14:32,166
Oh! Hey.

1285
01:14:32,199 --> 01:14:35,002
- You told him about me.
- Yeah.

1286
01:14:59,327 --> 01:15:01,930
Oh, my God.
He is so cute.

1287
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:03,731
I don't wanna do this on my own.

1288
01:15:03,765 --> 01:15:09,037
You are not on your own.

1289
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,009
- Hello.
- <i>Hey, Blake.</i>

1290
01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:17,045
<i>It's Edna
from Hindpoken Realty.</i>

1291
01:15:17,078 --> 01:15:20,548
- Hello, Edna.
- <i>I just need to go over a few things in person</i>

1292
01:15:20,582 --> 01:15:23,752
<i>before we put the house
back on the market.</i>

1293
01:15:23,784 --> 01:15:25,554
<i>Can you meet me at the house
Saturday at noon?</i>

1294
01:15:25,587 --> 01:15:26,688
Great. Thanks, Edna.

1295
01:15:26,721 --> 01:15:29,157
- <i>I'll see you Saturday.</i>
- Okay, see you then.

1296
01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:17,072
Jesus...

1297
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:29,350
- Blake?
- Hi, Sarah.

1298
01:16:29,384 --> 01:16:32,686
You.... you look amazing.

1299
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:38,193
- I... Blake, I wasn't expecting...
- No, I wasn't either.

1300
01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:41,028
Edna called me and said
I should stop by today.

1301
01:16:41,061 --> 01:16:42,997
Yeah, me too.

1302
01:16:43,030 --> 01:16:46,001
The house looks amazing.
You've been busy.

1303
01:16:46,033 --> 01:16:48,402
No, no. I didn't...
I didn't do any of this.

1304
01:16:48,435 --> 01:16:52,039
What?

1305
01:16:52,073 --> 01:16:55,410
- Who did?
- Truce, truce.

1306
01:16:55,443 --> 01:16:57,811
- Peace, peace. Truce, truce.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

1307
01:16:57,845 --> 01:16:59,748
Look, look, look,
just give me five minutes of your time,

1308
01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:01,181
just five minutes
and I'll be gone.

1309
01:17:01,215 --> 01:17:03,251
You'll never see my face
again, I promise, please.

1310
01:17:03,283 --> 01:17:06,086
I'll give you 30 seconds,
you fucking asshole.

1311
01:17:06,119 --> 01:17:07,322
Look, it's really
important to me

1312
01:17:07,354 --> 01:17:08,756
that a family
lives in this house.

1313
01:17:08,789 --> 01:17:12,860
Not me, not anyone else,
but a family.

1314
01:17:12,894 --> 01:17:14,329
And I want it to be
your family,

1315
01:17:14,362 --> 01:17:16,364
so, you guys,
please, just...

1316
01:17:16,396 --> 01:17:21,269
just don't put the house
on the market just yet, please.

1317
01:17:21,301 --> 01:17:24,905
You did this? How?

1318
01:17:24,939 --> 01:17:26,875
I sold Napoleon's hat.

1319
01:17:26,908 --> 01:17:30,111
- A... a Napoleon hat paid for all this?
- No.

1320
01:17:30,144 --> 01:17:31,780
Not <i>a</i> Napoleon's hat.

1321
01:17:31,813 --> 01:17:34,181
Fuckin' Napoleon's hat, dude.

1322
01:17:34,215 --> 01:17:35,315
- I don't understand.
- No...

1323
01:17:35,350 --> 01:17:37,752
That stuff in the cardboard
boxes in the back. Okay?

1324
01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:39,953
That was my dad's stuff.
It was my inheritance.

1325
01:17:39,987 --> 01:17:41,690
I found it was
worth millions.

1326
01:17:41,722 --> 01:17:43,992
Dude, I'm a fuckin'
millionaire on top of it.

1327
01:17:44,024 --> 01:17:47,261
Slum dude millionaire, bro.
That's fuckin' weird.

1328
01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:48,829
- Congrats.
- I'm a fuckin millionaire.

1329
01:17:48,863 --> 01:17:52,300
That's awesome.

1330
01:17:52,332 --> 01:17:53,934
- Yeah, that's really cool.
- That's great.

1331
01:17:53,967 --> 01:17:57,337
Listen, and there's just,
uh... man.

1332
01:17:57,371 --> 01:17:59,908
There's just one more thing
that I got to tell you guys

1333
01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:04,011
that I... I've been keeping from
you guys for quite some time.

1334
01:18:07,314 --> 01:18:09,049
What is it?

1335
01:18:09,082 --> 01:18:12,052
The main reason why I didn't
want to get rid of this house

1336
01:18:12,086 --> 01:18:16,725
and let it go,
is 'cause this...

1337
01:18:16,757 --> 01:18:18,259
this is my family's house.

1338
01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:21,329
My childhood home,
I actually grew up here my whole life.

1339
01:18:21,362 --> 01:18:23,797
When my parents both died
they left it to me,

1340
01:18:23,831 --> 01:18:28,069
so I just moved into
the guest house and...

1341
01:18:28,101 --> 01:18:31,939
I had no other plan
but to stall the sale.

1342
01:18:31,972 --> 01:18:34,208
So when you guys
came around, I just...

1343
01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:38,079
- I fuckin' freaked out, man.
- Yeah. Yeah, you really did.

1344
01:18:38,112 --> 01:18:41,916
I'm ready to let it go, okay,
and just give you guys my house.

1345
01:18:41,948 --> 01:18:44,152
To start a family.
Here, your family.

1346
01:18:44,185 --> 01:18:46,287
For reals.

1347
01:18:46,319 --> 01:18:49,023
You're my friend, dudes.
You guys are my friend, dudes. Please.

1348
01:18:51,057 --> 01:18:53,161
And I have one other thing
that I want to show you guys.

1349
01:18:53,194 --> 01:18:54,496
Just one other thing.

1350
01:18:54,529 --> 01:19:00,335
- Is it gonna be gross?
- No, come here.

1351
01:19:00,368 --> 01:19:01,737
Oh, God.

1352
01:19:09,543 --> 01:19:12,046
Oh... Oh, my God.

1353
01:19:12,078 --> 01:19:14,515
Th... I don't even know
what to say.

1354
01:19:14,548 --> 01:19:16,216
Well, this is it, guys.

1355
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:18,153
This is where you're gonna
start your new life.

1356
01:19:18,185 --> 01:19:22,156
In Randy Cockfield's
childhood home.

1357
01:19:22,189 --> 01:19:24,324
- Uh...
- I...

1358
01:19:24,358 --> 01:19:26,094
And, Blake,

1359
01:19:26,127 --> 01:19:27,529
when you bring Sarah
into the field,

1360
01:19:27,561 --> 01:19:30,265
what are you gonna do with her?

1361
01:19:30,297 --> 01:19:32,166
- What are you gonna do with her, man?
- Don't.

1362
01:19:32,199 --> 01:19:33,300
Come on, say it.

1363
01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:34,536
- Don't spoil it.
- Say it.

1364
01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:37,572
- Give you his cock!
- That's right, yeah.

1365
01:19:37,604 --> 01:19:40,174
Is this beautiful or what, guys?
I mean, come on.

1366
01:19:40,207 --> 01:19:44,945
- Don't worry about it.
- Thanks, man.

1367
01:19:44,979 --> 01:19:47,149
Sarah.

1368
01:19:51,252 --> 01:19:53,388
All right, too long
on the hug. Too long.

1369
01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:56,057
Okay. Thank you. Thank...
No, no, no.

1370
01:19:56,090 --> 01:20:00,595
- No.
- Okay.

1371
01:20:00,627 --> 01:20:01,962
Great.

1372
01:20:16,476 --> 01:20:22,015
And just
like that, he's gone.

1373
01:20:25,886 --> 01:20:29,256
A little dinosaur.
Like a little dinosaur.

1374
01:20:29,289 --> 01:20:33,260
Do you wanna be a dinosaur?

1375
01:20:33,293 --> 01:20:35,329
Hey. Got an email from Randy.

1376
01:20:35,363 --> 01:20:37,432
He signed it
"Admiral Cockfield,"

1377
01:20:37,465 --> 01:20:39,132
which I actually think
works more than Randy.

1378
01:20:39,166 --> 01:20:41,502
I wonder where he is.

1379
01:20:41,534 --> 01:20:43,203
Do I... Wait,
do I wanna know?

1380
01:20:43,237 --> 01:20:45,606
Well, he sent a link.
Do you wanna watch it?

1381
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:48,643
- Uh-uh.
- Fuck it. I'm clicking it.

1382
01:20:48,676 --> 01:20:50,645
Cover him up.

1383
01:20:50,677 --> 01:20:52,346
Yo, what's up Blake and Sarah?

1384
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:55,216
Wanted to let you know
that I'm livin' my life.

1385
01:20:55,248 --> 01:20:57,318
It's Randy Cockfield.
I miss you guys.

1386
01:20:57,350 --> 01:20:58,452
I bought a boat.

1387
01:20:58,485 --> 01:21:02,090
I'm sailin'
the Seven Seas, dudes.

1388
01:21:02,122 --> 01:21:04,057
Illegal, Renner.
Illegal.

1389
01:21:04,091 --> 01:21:06,427
- Hey.
- You're missing out, Blakey.

1390
01:21:06,460 --> 01:21:09,364
Mm, I like...

1391
01:21:09,396 --> 01:21:12,132
And look who else is here,
it's our fuzzy buddy.

1392
01:21:12,166 --> 01:21:16,270
Oh, he misses you, dude.

1393
01:21:16,304 --> 01:21:18,672
I'm gonna come visit you guys
in a couple weeks,

1394
01:21:18,706 --> 01:21:21,074
so just have the guest house
ready for me.

1395
01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:22,443
Fuck that shit.

1396
01:21:22,475 --> 01:21:23,510
- No, he's not coming here.
- No, he's not.

1397
01:21:25,596 --> 01:21:30,596
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