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  1. Terminal Scenario A: Congratulations, you got to work!
  2. (get analgesic from bathroom, take a shower, get dressed, get food from kitchen, leave)
  3.  
  4. Terminal Scenario B: You encountered the ghost of Mark Zuckerberg.
  5. (after getting clothes, go to the wardrobe, look in the mirror, go to another room and back, look in the mirror again)
  6.  
  7. Terminal Scenario C: Your social credit score was too low to travel.
  8. (start tea maker, drink tea immediately, turn up heat then turn it down in shower, pick clothes with lowest personal preference)
  9.  
  10. Terminal Scenario D: You were hopelessly late.
  11. (move around the apartment until 4:30, then leave)
  12.  
  13. Terminal Scenario E: You forgot to take a shower.
  14. (get analgesic and food, but don't shower)
  15.  
  16. Terminal Scenario F: You fainted from headache and hunger.
  17. (leave without getting analgesic or food)
  18.  
  19. Terminal Scenario G: Your headache triggered an Abra crash.
  20. (get food, but leave without getting analgesic)
  21.  
  22. Terminal Scenario H: You were hungry and fell down the stairs for vaguely related reasons.
  23. (get analgesic, but leave without getting food)
  24.  
  25. Terminal Scenario I: You tried to sleep in and were arrested for botslaughter.
  26. (protest when woken up by Abra, pull out the mirror's power cord)
  27.  
  28. Terminal Scenario J: You ate Deathberries™, which unsurprisingly killed you.
  29. (pick the Abra Recommends meal from the food machine)
  30.  
  31. Terminal Scenario K: You rejected Cadabra's terms of service.
  32. (go to the bathroom, but reject the TOS when getting the analgesic)
  33.  
  34. Terminal Scenario L: You injected too much caffeine.
  35. (without getting food or analgesic, go to the bathroom, repeatedly use Injectable Energy)
  36.  
  37. Terminal Scenario M: You filed for bankruptcy due to a tea mishap.
  38. (start tea maker, go to the bathroom without drinking tea, adjust your lease, pay the deposit)
  39.  
  40. The End
  41. (hit Try Again after getting every other ending)
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