Lyra and Party Snakes

[11:46] <kaiser> ====START====
[11:46]  * Lyra_Bel produces a flashlight and takes a closer look
[11:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Look genius, bad things have never *stopped* happening to me. One more won't hurt"
[11:46] <kaiser> You see that indeed those appear to be huts with rather low doors
[11:46] <kaiser> it appears that the roofs are made of straw
[11:47] <kaiser> roll for perception
[11:47] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+2
[11:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Lyra_Bel rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
[11:48] <kaiser> You manage to spot a house in the back made out of cement with an antena on top
[11:48]  * Lyra_Bel goes there
[11:48] <kaiser> You approach the building but it appears to have no doors
[11:48] <kaiser> "I tell you, thith ith a bad plathe!"
[11:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Look.  Let me in or I will *blast* my way in"
[11:48] <Lyra_Bel> "I am not in the mood for games."
[11:49] <kaiser> "W-what???"
[11:49] <Lyra_Bel> "I said let me in, *NOW*."
[11:50] <kaiser> "eer ok, jutht go to the house number 22, and athk jerry to let you in"
[11:50]  * Lyra_Bel attempts to discern which house is number 22
[11:50] <kaiser> One of the houses appears to have a nice 22 marked on it's door
[11:50] <kaiser> probably for postal reasons
[11:50] <Lyra_Bel> Oh well that works.
[11:50]  * Lyra_Bel goes there
[11:50] <kaiser> but you can't tell the street
[11:51] <kaiser> You open the door and you are recieved by the sight of a group of snakes dancing to Turkish music
[11:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Jerry, open the cement house door or whatever"
[11:51] <kaiser> One of them wearing a lamp head comes and greets you
[11:51] <kaiser> "Woa woa woa bro, calm down, chiiiiiiiiiill"
[11:51] <kaiser> "We are having a nithe moooove fetht here"
[11:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Last time I tried to chill, my face exploded.  Who's Jerry?"
[11:52] <kaiser> "HEY JERRY, THE POPO LOOK FO YOU! He'll be with you in a thecond"
[11:52] <kaiser> after a few secconds a large snakes comes to you, it appears to be high on mice
[11:53] <kaiser> "Heeeeeey brother, what'th up?"
[11:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Cement building in the back.  How do I get in?"
[11:53] <kaiser> "OOOOh you want to talk to mike, yeah he'th an idiot"
[11:53] <kaiser> "Follow me"
[11:54]  * Lyra_Bel follows
[11:54] <kaiser> The snake starts "dancing" it's way to a small door
[11:54] <kaiser> "Jutht take thith door and follow the tunnel"
[11:54] <Lyra_Bel> "There was another human down here.  You seen him?"
[11:54] <kaiser> "You'll get to the 'cave' in no-time"
[11:54] <kaiser> "Oh you are talking about the cool man!"
[11:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Not the adjective I'd use for him"
[11:55] <kaiser> "Yeah I thaw him, he went down in a mithion"
[11:55] <kaiser> "He wath looking for a white thuite guy or thomthing"
[11:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Got it.  Thanks, Jerry"

[19:22]  * Lyra_Bel proceeds through the door and down the tunnel
[19:22] <DM> You emerge into a dark room, berely lit by the green glow of screens
[19:22]  * Lyra_Bel waves her flashlight around to get a look around the room
[19:23] <DM> You see that the room has several computers with very complicated looking wiring, but no sign of anyone inside
[19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "HEY!"
[19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Anyone in here?"
[19:23] <Lyra_Bel> "Mike?"
[19:24] <DM> You hear a light moving noise
[19:24] <DM> roll 1d20 perception
[19:28] <Lyra_Bel> Perception: 3+0=3
[19:29] <DM> You can't tell where it comes from at all
[19:29] <DM> you hit yourself with a wall while turning to follow it
[19:29] <DM> you take 0 damage
[19:29] <Lyra_Bel> "MIKE GET OVER HERE!!!"
[19:31] <Lyra_Bel> Intimidate: 11+19=30
[19:31] <DM> You hear a ligh hissing noise
[19:32] <Lyra_Bel> "I SAID get out here!"
[19:32] <Lyra_Bel> "I am NOT in the mood to play around, Mike."
[19:33] <DM> a loud computer voice says "Invader, get out of this room or you will be exploded"
[19:34] <Lyra_Bel> "I tried that already.  It didn't work."
[19:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Y'think I'm afraid of pain?"
[19:35] <DM> "This is your last warning invader, leave now"
[19:35] <Lyra_Bel> "Or what?"
[19:35] <Lyra_Bel> "You're not allowed to kill me"
[19:35] <DM> you hear a high pitch voice in the distance "Damn, didn't think he'd get that far"
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "That you, Mike?"
[19:36] <DM> loud computer voice: "LEAVE NOW"
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Make me."
[19:36] <Lyra_Bel> "I'm not here to kill anyone.  Yet."
[19:37] <DM> high pitched voice: "Thit, jutht leave for the love of"
[19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't give me an excuse."
[19:37] <DM> "What do you want invader"
[19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "I want to find TA"
[19:37] <Lyra_Bel> "That's it.  Once I can drag him out of this mess, I'll get out of your hair"
[19:38] <DM> "Ok he'th downwardth, he'th trying to get me the location of the white thuite guy"
[19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Who is that?"
[19:39] <DM> "No idea, he'th thtealing our thtuff"
[19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Lovely.  Another question - does TA have a name?"
[19:39] <Lyra_Bel> "I only know his chumhandle"
[19:40] <DM> "No idea, we jutht call him the hero of land"
[19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Works for me.  Thank you"
[19:40]  * Lyra_Bel turns to leave
[19:40] <DM> "Phew"
[19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Actually"
[19:41] <DM> "Oh goodneth what now?"
[19:41] <Lyra_Bel> "Anything I can do to pay you back for that information?"
[19:41] <DM> "Leave, and never come back"
[19:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Works for me"
[19:42]  * Lyra_Bel leaves, to never come back
[19:42] <DM> You emerge back into the party house
[19:43] <DM> you see that the snakes are now dancing to even more music
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Anyone able to tell me where 'downwards' is?"
[19:43] <DM> "Dooooooown my friend, dooooown"
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Down where?"
[19:43] <DM> "Jutht doooooown"
[19:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Tunnel?  Another hole down here?"
[19:44] <DM> "Heeeey man, I'll thhow you if you bring me 200 ratth!"
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> "D'you want them for the taste or for the hunger-delay?"
[19:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Cuz I can make ones that don't fill you up"
[19:46] <DM> "waaaaaaaat, I don't underthtand a word of waht you jutht thaid"
[19:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Rats because they taste good, or because you're hungry?"
[19:46] <DM> "We want thnackth, right boyth!?" "YEAAHH!"
[19:47] <DM> "Tho, like 300 ratth"
[19:47] <Lyra_Bel> "Show me first.  Then three hundred rats"
[19:48] <DM> "Then it'll be 500 ratth!"
[19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "They won't make you get full, though"
[19:48] <DM> "200 upfront"
[19:48] <Lyra_Bel> "Deal."
[19:48]  * Lyra_Bel brandishes her Maroon Pen
[19:49] <DM> "woa woa woa woa, no thordth here!"
[19:49] <DM> "we cool, we cool"
[19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "S'not a sword"
[19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "S'mightier than that"
[19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "If y'want, I can make them outside?"
[19:49] <DM> "Then it'th even worthe!"
[19:49] <DM> "pleathe!"
[19:49] <DM> "Latht thing ith another party blower"
[19:49] <Lyra_Bel> "I need it to make the rats"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "It's not a weapon"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "Promise"
[19:50] <DM> "There are no ratth to hunt here you thilly, we ate them all!"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I didn't say hunt.  I said make"
[19:50] <Lyra_Bel> "I can use it to make rats"
[19:50] <DM> "Whatever maaaan"
[19:51] <Lyra_Bel> "Do you want them or not?"
[19:52] <DM> "Of courthe kid, jutht don't hurt aaaaanyone kkkk?"
[19:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Of course"
[19:53]  * Lyra_Bel gets to work with the pen
[19:53] <DM> as you leave you hear "maaan that acthent ith weird"
[19:53] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+14 Performance to make 200 rats
[19:55] <Lyra_Bel> [19:53] <inferiorDice> You rolled 1d20+14 : You got [20 |Total: 34]
[19:56] <DM> You masterfully create 200 rats in industrial like fashion, some of them start running aroun!
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Done.  Now where is down?"
[19:56] <Lyra_Bel> "Show me where the hero of land went"
[19:57] <DM> "OOoOOOooOOoooOOH"
[19:57] <DM> "Hey guyth, thith crazy monkey brought food!"
[19:57] <DM> A bumch of snakes rush by the door
[19:57] <Lyra_Bel> "I WILL DISINTIGRATE THE FOOD!"
[19:57] <Lyra_Bel> !Roll 1d20+19 Intimidate
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> [19:57] <inferiorDice> You rolled 1d20+19 : You got [15 |Total: 34]
[19:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Somebody show me where the other one went, or it all disappears."
[19:58] <DM> "Woa woa woa woa, no harthh actionth!"
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "One of you.  First volunteer gets extra for free"
[19:59] <Lyra_Bel> "But *somebody* needs to repay me for these""
[19:59] <DM> You see that one of the snakes pushes another forward
[20:00] <DM> "WAIT WHY ME!?"
[20:00] <DM> "THUT UP HAROLD AND TALK TO THE MONKEY
[20:00] <Lyra_Bel> "You get extra rats to yourself"
[20:00] <Lyra_Bel> "Thanks, Harold.  You rock"
[20:00]  * Lyra_Bel does her best at a reassuring smile
[20:00] <DM> you see as his eyes widen with joy
[20:01] <Lyra_Bel> "Can you please bring me to where the other human is?"
[20:01] <DM> "OH YETH, err, you need to go thith way, towardth the thtatue, puthh it and there ith a hack, you thould be able to reach where the hero is that way"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Perfect.  I'll make the rest of the rats on my way back"
[20:02] <Lyra_Bel> "Harold, you're the best dude I've met on this whole planet"
[20:03] <DM> "No problem man"
[20:03] <DM> you ass as he does a small victory dance in front of the rest of the snakes
[20:03] <DM> well, if you can call that a dance
[20:04]  * Lyra_Bel nods approvingly at his maybe-a-dance
[20:04]  * Lyra_Bel then follows all his directions
[20:05] <DM> you find next to a statue of a long stick you assume to be a snake that there is a small hatch that reads "Statue controll hatch"
[20:06]  * Lyra_Bel opens the hatch
[20:06] <DM> You take a look and you see a very confused looking man hitting statues with a hammer
[20:07] <Lyra_Bel> "Uh.  TA?"
[20:08] <DM> ===END===