Fuck Up The Country (to Waltzing Matilda)

Once a scummy pollie
Camped by a parliament
Using the law to get power for free
And he said to his mates who he gathered in that parliament
Who'll come and fuck up the country with me

Fuck up the country
Fuck up the country
You'll come and fuck up the country with me
And he said to his mates who he gathered in that parliament
You'll come and fuck up the country with me

Down came a budget
To revenue that parliament
Up jumped the pollie and grabbed it with glee
And he laughed as he snuck that budget to his crooked friends
You'll come and fuck up the country with me

Fuck up the country
Fuck up the country
You'll come and fuck up the country with me
And he laughed as snuck that budget to his crooked friends
You'll come and fuck up the country with me

Up rode the Senate, tearing up his budget bills
Down came electors one two three
Where's our fucking budget you hid for your crooked mates
You'll go and fuck up the country for me

Fuck up the country
Fuck up the country
You'll go and fuck up the country for me
That's our fucking budget you hid for your crooked mates
You'll go and fuck up the country for me

Up cursed the pollie and dashed to a revolving door
"I'll sit on boards for a fat salary!"
And his whine can be heard cos he's now a Murdoch columnist
He fucked our country and got off scot free

Fuck up the country
Fuck up the country
He fucked our country and got off scot free
And his whine can be heard cos he's now a Murdoch columnist
Who'll come and fuck up the country with me