Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) eng

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<i>So, I know
what you're thinking.</i>

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<i>Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog</i>

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<i>being chased by a madman
with a mustache from the Civil War?</i>

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<i>Well, to be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.</i>

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<i>Is this too much?
Am I going too fast?</i>

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<i>It's kind of what I do...
You know what? Let's back up.</i>

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<i>This is the island where I'm from.</i>

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<i>It had everything.</i>

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<i>Sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,</i>

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<i>public access to loop-de-loaps.</i>

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<i>And,
I never had to catch a school bus</i>

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<i>because I could run
across the entire island</i>

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<i>in less than two seconds.</i>

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<i>Also, there was no school.</i>

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<i>I know,
pretty sweet island, right?</i>

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Yeah!

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<i>I was born with extraordinary powers
and was told to keep them secret.</i>

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<i>And like any kid,
I did the exact opposite.</i>

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Whoo-hoo!

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<i>That's Longclaw.
She took care of me.</i>

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<i>She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.</i>

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Sonic, someone could have seen you.

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No one saw me.
I'm too fast!

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And I wanted to bring you this.

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Get down!

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<i>Tums out, with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.</i>

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<i>And I led them right to us.</i>

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Listen carefully, Sonic.

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You have a power unlike
anything I have ever seen.

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And that means someone
will always want it.

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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.

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This world is on the far side
of the universe.

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You should be safe there.

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- I don't want to go without you.
- You must.

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These rings will be your most
important possession.

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If you're ever discovered,
use one.

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Never stop running.

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Now go!

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Longclaw!

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Goodbye, Sonic.

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No!

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No!

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Come on, one car?

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I'm bored.

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<i>Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?</i>

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No, Wade, I'm actually
on a yacht in Barbados.

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With Rihanna.

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OMG.

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That's amazing.
Please send pics.

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No, Wade.
I'm at the speed trap.

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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean!

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Hang on,
I think I got something.

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Hey, buddy!
Where's the fire?

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Got kids living around here.

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I thought that was kind of funny.
Sorry.

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What?

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<i>Tom, we need
you down on Main Street.</i>

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<i>There's been
a violent gang shoot-out.</i>

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<i>Just kidding.
A duck stole a bagel.</i>

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<i>But they do need it back.</i>

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Whoa, buddy, you almost
got yourself killed out there.

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What are you,
some kind of adrenaline junkie?

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It must be rough being
slow all the time.

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Tell you what.
Today is your lucky day.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Have you ever felt so alive?

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This is great.
You're doing amazing.

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Oh, geez!

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Good recovery.

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Let's keep this our litlle secret, okay?

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You never saw me.
I was never here.

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<i>So what were you expecting?</i>

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<i>A dirty little hedgehog eating berries
and struggling to survive?</i>

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<i>Think again. Because I am
living my best life on Earth.</i>

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<i>I've got a library...</i>

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<i>A home gym,</i>

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<i>and a state-of-the-art
security system.</i>

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Oh, no.

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<i>And, if I'm ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions</i>

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<i>and use my rings
to escape to a new planer.</i>

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<i>A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.</i>

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<i>Gross, smelly mushrooms.</i>

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I hate mushrooms.

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<i>But letk not worry about all that.</i>

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<i>This is Green Hills,
the greatest place on Earth.</i>

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<i>These are my people and,
dare I say,</i>

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<i>I am their lovable space creature.</i>

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<i>So what if they don't know I exist?</i>

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<i>My favorite person is the Donut Lord,</i>

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<i>Protector of this town</i>

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<i>and defender of all creatures,
big and small.</i>

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Morning.

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Donald. Daisy. Dafiy.

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<i>Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.</i>

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<i>She is super nice to animals</i>

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<i>and strangely was born without bones.</i>

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Ouch, ouch, ouch.

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<i>There is one person in town</i>

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<i>who's actually onto me.</i>

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<i>He calls me the blue devil.</i>

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I almost caught him last night.

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<i>Say hello to Crazy Carl.</i>

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<i>We have fun together.</i>

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I know you're out there!

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And I know you're real!

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No, I'm not!

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<i>Movie night is my favorite.</i>

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Please, please,
please, please, please.

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Yes! Keanu!

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You are a national treasure.

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<i>- When I find you...
- Pop quiz, hotshot.</i>

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<i>There's a bomb an a bus.</i>

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"Pop quiz, hotshot."

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It's a classic line.

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<i>Basically,
we're like a family.</i>

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<i>Even though we haven't met yet.</i>

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You don't zink your

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prolonged isolation is making
you a bit crazy perhaps?

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Crazy? Me?

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No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.

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And despite all these so-called friends
of yours, deep down,

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you're still rather lonely?

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<i>Perhaps afraid you'll
be alone forever?</i>

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Uh-uh. Hey!
No, no, no, no.

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Get out of there.
Come on.

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Oh, come on!
Get out of there!

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Get out of there,
you trash pandas.

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Maddie, as Green Hills'
most respected veterinarian,

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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a raccoon?

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Hi, Ozzy. Hello!
You're glad to see me.

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You don't eat garbage,
do you?

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What's that?

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- Is that what I think ii is?
- Uh-huh. Open it.

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Oh, it's kind of small.
Is that bad?

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Just open it.

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"Dear Thomas,

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We have reviewed your application
to the San Francisco Police Department,

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and pending interdepartmental review
and background check,

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"we are happy to inform you that you have
been selected to join ourteam."

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Oh, my God!
Wow.

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Oh, my God.

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Ta-da!

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"San Francisco Sucks."

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Oh!

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Wrong one!

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Ta-da!

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- You never had a doubt, huh?
- No! Mm-mmm.

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- I can't believe this.
- Oh, I know! You did it.

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Hey, what are those?

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Apartmenis for rent I found on Zillow.

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I thought Ozzy and I
could fly there tomorrow

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and check out some neighborhoods.

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I mean,
this is all happening so fast.

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Oh, man...
It's the craziest thing.

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You apply for the job,
you get the job.

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Ell, pending a background check.

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Oh, man.

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Hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbofs Wi-Fi.

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Correction: I'm still using
the neighbor's Wi-Fi.

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But, Maddie,
are you sure you're okay with this?

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Thomas Michael Wachowski,

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what did you do the entire time
I was in veterinary school?

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I worked a second job
to pay the rent and...

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A third job to pay tuition.

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You sacrificed for me.
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.

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Babe, are you sure you're
okay with this?

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I mean, there's been
a Wachowski protecting this town

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for more than 50 years.

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This is a big change.

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I'm positive.

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It's time for this guy to
get out there and prove himself.

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I love Green Hills, but, you know,
I want to help people in real trouble.

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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-and-death situation

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and I'll be there for 'em.

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I get it.

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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.

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Mmm!

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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all

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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department,

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effective immediately.

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It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown
and all my friendships.

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But this is something
I feel like I need to do

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to grow...
as both an offlcer and a man.

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What do you think,
Sergeant Sprinkles?

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That wasn't so bad, right?

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Now all I got to do is...

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tell everyone who isn't a donut.

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Whoa, the playoffs!

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Oh! So cool.

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Bottom of the ninth,
Tie score.

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And exactly who you want at the plate
with the game on the line: Sonic!

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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound

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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills:

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Also Sonic.

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Okay. Focus, Sonic.

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If you win this game, you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.

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Hit it to the guy in left!
He's a real space case.

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I can't with that guy.

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Hey, batter Sonic. Hey, batter Sonic.
"Suh-wing," batter Sonic.

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I got it, I got it,
I got it!

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I don't got it.

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Go home!
Go home!

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Come on!

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Safe!

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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
I did it!

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Did you see that?
I did it. I did it.

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I really am alone.

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All alone. Forever.

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I'm sure no one noticed that
giant blue explosion, right?

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- Hey, Wade.
- Hi, Tom.

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Uh, Wade here.

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What is going on?

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Well, gosh,
I think the power's out.

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Yeah, no dur! The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.

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- What should I do?
<i>- Okay, relax.</i>

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Take a deep breath, call Gil,

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see if they can locate
the downed line, then...

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call Zim and see if he can
get his generator over to the Super Q

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so the food stays... fresh.

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<i>Call Zim before Gil?</i>

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<i>- Call Gil... Hello?</i>
- I'll call you back.

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Wait! Hello? Was that
the end of the instructions?

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Okay, all right.
Uh, you can do this.

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What was the first thing he said to do?

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Right. Relax.

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Twenty minutes ago,
An energy surge

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knocked out power
across the entire Pacific Northwest.

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What do we know?

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Well, our first instinct
was it was an EMP.

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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.

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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.

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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.

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Well, sounds like we're really good
al figuring out what it wasn't.

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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.

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I'm suggesting we scramble
the Fifth and Sixth Regiment.

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<i>No, no, no, no.</i>

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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.

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Someone who understands technology.

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- You want to send in a lab rat?
- Not just any lab rat.

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A lab rat with teeth.

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You're not suggesting
who I think you're suggesting.

243
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,512
- I know, he's a little weird.
- Weird?

244
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,160
- No. No way.
- He's a psychological tire fire!

245
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,631
But he's also brilliant.
Five PhDs, IQ off the charts.

246
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:49,394
And his drone tech is revolutionary!

247
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,357
You're sure he can handle this?

248
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,351
He has a perfect operations record.

249
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,351
- Remember the coup in Pakistan?
- No.

250
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,919
Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?

251
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,071
- That's not even a country.
- Exactly.

252
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,356
And you can thank Robotnik for that.

253
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,592
I can't believe you're
bringing that freak into this.

254
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,990
Neither can I, but...

255
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,035
we have no choice.

256
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,880
What the...

257
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,359
Are you in charge here?

258
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,589
- Yes, I am...
- Nope!

259
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:01,590
Wrong!

260
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,000
- Name...
- I'm in charge!

261
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,440
- Is Major...
- Me!

262
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,591
Ben...
I'm in charge.

263
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,640
You've never seen
anything like this before.

264
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,638
It says I'm the top banana
in a world full of hungry little monkeys.

265
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,109
Allow me to clarify.

266
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,936
In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance,

267
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,076
the disparity between us
is too vast to quaniify.

268
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,436
- Agent Stone?
- The Doctor thinks you're basic.

269
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,636
I'm initiating a sweep sequence.

270
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:29,280
Ten miles in every direction
should sufflce.

271
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,957
- Is he still looking at me funny?
- Yes, he is.

272
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,816
Tell him to stop
or I'll pull up his search history.

273
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,558
If you don't stop looking at the Doctor,

274
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,376
- he'll take a closer look...
- I'm not deaf.

275
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,920
And tell him his men report to me now.

276
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,399
Blah-blah-blah.

277
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,154
Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you realize...

278
00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:46,072
I'm sorry, Major.
What was your name?

279
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,674
- Benning...
- Nobody cares!

280
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:52,276
Nobody cares. Listen,
Major Nobody Cares.

281
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,636
You know why
nobody cares who you are?

282
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,109
Because nobody cares about
your feeble accomplishments.

283
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,079
And nobody cares how proud your mommy is

284
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,674
that you're now reading
at a third-grade level.

285
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,956
- Mmm.
- Have you finished <i>Charlotte's Web</i> yet?

286
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,270
Spoiler alert: She dies in the end.

287
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,397
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.

288
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:13,993
Ah... my babies.

289
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:17,072
Whoo! Look what came
out of my egg sac.

290
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,276
You know what I love about machines?

291
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,550
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.

292
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,951
They don't need time off to get drunk
and put the boat in the water.

293
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,552
Now you do what you're told.

294
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:32,359
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss...

295
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:35,431
and watch my machines do your job.

296
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,635
- Can you feel it, Stone?
- I can feel it, Doctor.

297
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,960
It's evolution, Stone.

298
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,360
It's evolution!

299
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,516
- Agent Stone?
- Doctor.

300
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,511
Do you see anything useful in this image?

301
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,519
- Nothing at all, Doctor.
- Of course you don't.

302
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,560
Your eyes weren't
expertly trained to spot tracks

303
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,160
by the Native American Shadow Wolves.

304
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,269
That's extraordinary.

305
00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:50,150
No. What's extraordinary is,
I've determined the exact height, weight

306
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,760
and spinal curvature of this creature,

307
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,354
and my computer
can't find a single match for it

308
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,000
anywhere in Earth's animal kingdom.

309
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,551
This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby bigfoot.

310
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,156
This guy is something else...

311
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,198
entirely.

312
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,033
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.

313
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,514
That's one small step for man,

314
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,876
one giant leap for me.

315
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:31,151
Okay, okay,
everything is fine.

316
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,311
You played some baseball,
got a little upset,

317
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,392
lightning shot out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.

318
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,560
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.

319
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,511
Time for plan B. Mushroomville.

320
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,399
But I gotta take my stuff.
Okay, essential items only.

321
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,835
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night-light.

322
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,957
Funny hat.
This half-eaten can'taloupe.

323
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,917
Oh, and my scented candle.

324
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,071
My entire comic book collection.
Bean bag chair.

325
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,753
Can a bean bag chair
fit in a backpack?

326
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,672
No, no, no. Of course not.
That's stupid.

327
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,549
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course.

328
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,199
Here we go.
Ring time.

329
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,749
Mushroom planet, here I come.

330
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,160
Oh, no.
They're right outside.

331
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,999
I gotta go somewhere else.

332
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,313
Goodbye, cave.

333
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,113
- Hey.
<i>- Hey.</i>

334
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,200
Whatcha doing?

335
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,749
Just coloring with
Jojo and Rachel.

336
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,951
Ah, that sounds... half-fun.

337
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,190
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.

338
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,157
The whole town went dark.

339
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,550
It was like a sign telling me
to get out of Dodge.

340
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,717
- Wade must have lost his mind.
- <i>Yeah.</i>

341
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,189
And he does not have much to lose.

342
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,920
How's your sister?
Did she convince you to leave me yet?

343
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,231
But she did tell me
to check your phone for dating apps.

344
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,496
<i>The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.</i>

345
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,477
- And the Olive Garden.
<i>- Ah.</i>

346
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,400
- Because when you're there...
- You're family.

347
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:53,994
No way.

348
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,874
<i>The raccoons are</i> back.

349
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,837
And they are in for a surprise.

350
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,355
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun.

351
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:03,440
They're just hungry.

352
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,194
<i>And also,
that's for bears.</i>

353
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,271
- Go0d. Now I know it'll work.
- Tom!

354
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,476
I'm kidding. I'm just gonna
use it to scare 'em.

355
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:12,834
Possibly to death.

356
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,160
<i>- Love you, honey, bye!
- Tom...</i>

357
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,190
D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

358
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,909
Okay, I'm in.

359
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,674
With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.

360
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,749
Here we go.

361
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,416
It didn't work out on Earth,
but that's okay.

362
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,714
You're going to a safe world.

363
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,314
A nice,
safe world full of mushrooms.

364
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,552
Mushrooms that'll be your only friends.

365
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,551
That sounds awful.
I can't do this.

366
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,677
You have to do it.
There's no other opiion.

367
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,751
All right.

368
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,716
SFPD, pending background check.

369
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,319
Paws in the air!

370
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,720
Uh, meow?

371
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,274
Ow!

372
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:07,238
"San... Francisco?"

373
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,914
No,

374
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,999
What?

375
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,073
The blue devil.

376
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,436
- Donut Lord?
- It can talk.

377
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,555
You're not...
You're not here to abduct me, are you?

378
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,079
You abducted me.

379
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,830
Okay, that's a fair point.
What are you?

380
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,752
Why are you hiding out in my garage?

381
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,160
I needed somewhere safe.

382
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,629
And you're the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.

383
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,056
Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?

384
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:34,959
'Cause you talk to donuts.
And then eat them if they get out of line.

385
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,794
Again, fair.

386
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,336
Wait, wait, wait.
Where are all the mushrooms?

387
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,873
Why am I still on Earth?
What is...

388
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,679
Oh, no!
I lost my rings.

389
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,080
What?

390
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,349
What's happening?
Is this your mother ship?

391
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,640
I'm not in the mood to get probed.

392
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,439
You think you're worried?
I'm not even wearing pants.

393
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,196
What the...

394
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,376
- They're coming for me!
- Who's coming for you?

395
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,496
What's that got to do with me?

396
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,456
I don't have time to explain,
but you have to help me.

397
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,551
No, I don't.
Why?

398
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,110
Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons,

399
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,349
feel like spaghetti.

400
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,239
I need your help. Please.
It's life or death.

401
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,713
Fine. Come with me.

402
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,591
Uh, little help?

403
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,831
All right, stay here.
And be quiet.

404
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,673
Good plan. Great plan!
Were already working so well together.

405
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,671
Practically finishing
each other's sentences.

406
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,715
Okay, bye.

407
00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,440
Hello there!

408
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,435
Can I help you?

409
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,674
Good morning,
my rural chum.

410
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,670
I'm... from the power company,
investigating the blackout.

411
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,116
If you don't mind, I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?

412
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,880
No kidding? You're from the power company?

413
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,496
- Mmm.
- Oh, you must know my buddy Spencer.

414
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,273
- We play softball together.
- Ah! Spence.

415
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,359
He's a good man.

416
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,914
- Yeah. Come on in!
- Great.

417
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,354
Take all the readings you need.

418
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,192
Except, uh...

419
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:33,320
doesn't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?

420
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,520
That way they can check them
even if you're not home.

421
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,555
Also, my buddy Spencer
works for the gas company,

422
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,280
and he's more of
an Ultimaie Frisbee guy.

423
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,914
So, you want to tell me
why you think I'm dumb enough

424
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,559
to just let you walk inside my house?

425
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,710
- I'm sorry, Mister...
- Wachowski.

426
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,677
But everyone calls me Tom.

427
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,637
Except my dentist,
he calls me Tim.

428
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,680
But It's gone on for so long now
that it would be weird if I corrected him.

429
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,556
Well, Tom,
whose dentist calls him Tim,

430
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,355
you may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.

431
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,511
Yep, no lights.
Picked up on that.

432
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,433
Twenty minutes ago, I tracked
an energy pulse with a similar signature

433
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:16,591
to the one that caused that disruption.

434
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,431
Listen, uh, Mister...

435
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,874
Doctor.

436
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,640
Dr. Robotnik.
But my dentist calls me Rob.

437
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,438
Hmm.

438
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,911
Look, uh, Dr. Robotskeez.

439
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,071
Um, I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,

440
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,560
but it's got nothing to do with me.

441
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,920
You can ask anyone in town.

442
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,957
- Everyone knows me.
- I bet they do.

443
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:53,271
I'm sure you're hella popular
with the Jebs and Merles and Billy Bobs,

444
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,954
in this glorified gas-station rest stop.

445
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,156
Betcha go way back
to the days of tippin' cows

446
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,151
and playin' in a jug band!

447
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,033
And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal

448
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,794
of getting a Costco card
or adopting a Labradoodle.

449
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:14,478
But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do...

450
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,349
before I was a toddler.

451
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,357
I was spilling out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.

452
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,234
I was breastfed, actually.

453
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,312
Nice. Rub that in my orphan face.

454
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,229
Mr. Wachowski,

455
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,030
are you familiar with US Code 904,
Title 10, Article 104?

456
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,513
Yeah, who isn't... "Anyone..."

457
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:39,309
who attempts to aid an enemy
of the United States shall suffer death."

458
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,320
And if I'm the one that catches you,

459
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,595
It'll be even worse.

460
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,000
Worse than death?

461
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,016
Okay, I'm a ball,
just a normal ball.

462
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,336
I'm blending in like a ball.

463
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,796
Shh. Stop talking. No, <i>you</i> stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. <i>You</i> be quiet, Sonic.

464
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,474
Oh, I hope they aren't
scanning me with X-rays.

465
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,312
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.

466
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:14,315
Don't freak out.
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.

467
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,280
I'm freaking out!

468
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,116
Why don't you have
your staircase carpeted?

469
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,032
Compared to what I...

470
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,438
- Old pipes.
- Yeah.

471
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,954
Probably just the house setiling.

472
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,713
Nothing to see here!

473
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:32,995
Hey!

474
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,759
Here's the thing.

475
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,714
I'm never wrong.

476
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,915
Well, first time for everything,
I guess.

477
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,354
Would you like some cake?

478
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,720
I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths
ot any animal that routinely eats garbage.

479
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,400
Look at that.

480
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,198
I was right.

481
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,550
Note the lack of surprise.

482
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,313
Shall we try this again?

483
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,679
I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is.

484
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,416
- Five...
- I don't know what you're talking about.

485
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,874
- Four.
- Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop,

486
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,296
and you're threatening an officer.

487
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,470
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed?

488
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,994
Three...

489
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,912
Come on!
Rack your brain.

490
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,710
You might be able to come up with some
lame excuse to go on living, in two...

491
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,755
One.

492
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,954
Wait! Don't hurt him!

493
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,399
This feels excessive.

494
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,195
Stay behind me.

495
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,194
Hiya!

496
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,636
Don't worry.
I got it righi where I want it!

497
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,712
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these things?

498
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,193
This was a horrible plan!
What was I thinking?

499
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,113
I'm gonna puke!

500
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,119
Come on!
We gotta get out of here.

501
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,111
Oh, don't tell me
that's all you got!

502
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,520
I'm just getting started!

503
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,830
Let me know if you want to go
round two with the blue.

504
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,596
Doctor! Are you okay?

505
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,077
I saw a guy race out of here
and thought...

506
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,878
That you should stop them?

507
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,115
Open your mouth...

508
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,591
and say you thought that you
should stop them.

509
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,230
No, I thought that maybe I should check
to see if you were okay...

510
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,914
You know what's hard about being
the smanesi person in the world?

511
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,152
- Everyone else seems stupid.
- Stupid, yes! Way to go!

512
00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,355
You got that one.

513
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,994
Whatever this creature is,
It's our job to secure it,

514
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,994
neutralize it,
uncover the source of its power.

515
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,479
And if it resists...

516
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,791
we take it apart...
piece by piece.

517
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,959
See what makes it tick.

518
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,680
- Stone?
- Doctor?

519
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,398
Call Optical Illusions.

520
00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:58,713
Tell them I need new frames.

521
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,879
They know what kind I like.

522
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,950
Oh, and bring that quill.

523
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,474
Yes, Doctor.

524
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,513
All right, pal,
you need to start talking right now.

525
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,035
Who are you?
What are you?

526
00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:17,760
I'm a hedgehog!
I feel like that's obvious.

527
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,194
And I'm in big trouble.

528
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,509
Oh, <i>you're</i> in big trouble?

529
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,096
You're not the one who punched
some government weirdo back there.

530
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,919
You think <i>you</i> have problems?
I lost my rings.

531
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,720
- Rings? What are you talking about?
- Okay.

532
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,475
Rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.

533
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,995
And now mine are
on top of a pointy Butlding

534
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,469
I've only ever seen
on your skintight T-shirt.

535
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,470
Hey.

536
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,517
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,

537
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,831
so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the mushroom planet.

538
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,431
- Mushroom planet.
- Yes!

539
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,389
Right.

540
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,880
- Okay, pal, out you go.
- I'm sorry, what?

541
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,840
Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself inio trouble, okay?

542
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,036
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.

543
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,272
Now, please, go find your rings.
And your mushroom land.

544
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,096
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in a hospital bed

545
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,656
and the doctofs gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.

546
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,680
Okay? So goodbye.

547
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,960
- Okay. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

548
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,718
- Why aren't you leaving?
- I don't know where San Francisco is.

549
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,870
- It's west.
- West?

550
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,096
Straight shot,
can't miss it.

551
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,269
Fine. That's cool.

552
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,192
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.

553
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:33,473
So, as I crashed into the cold,
dark water of the Pacific,

554
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,278
I realized a few things.

555
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,316
A, I have no idea where
I'm going.

556
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,630
B, saltwater stings.

557
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:45,038
C, I shouldn't even be on
this planet right now, but I am.

558
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,997
Why?
Because you shot me!

559
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,991
- I know.
- You shot me!

560
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:53,233
All right, I heard you the first time.
You don't have to pile it on. Good grief.

561
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,199
I'm wet.
I'm cold.

562
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,157
There's a fish on my head!

563
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,471
And clearly, I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.

564
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,760
All right,
get in the truck.

565
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,592
Really?
You're gonna help me?

566
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,336
I guess it is a little bil my fault
that all this is happening to you.

567
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,478
Not a litlle bit. Entirely.
It is entirely your fault.

568
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,320
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?

569
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:19,915
Yes.

570
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,919
Road trip!
Whoop-whoop!

571
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,593
What am I doing?

572
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,656
All right, there's
gonna be rules on this trip.

573
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,479
Number one,
do exactly as I say all the time.

574
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,671
- Got it?
- Got it, Donut Lord.

575
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,353
Would you stop with the "Donut Lord"?

576
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,793
I have a name.
It's Tom.

577
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440
I'm Sonic.

578
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,830
Sonic. Sonic.

579
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,635
So you've been spying on us all for years.

580
00:37:45,720 --> 00:37:47,160
I mean,
I wouldn't call it "spying."

581
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,714
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited

582
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,199
and no one knew I was there.

583
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,749
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.

584
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,559
Yeah. You should call him
Super Observant Carl instead.

585
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,996
- Oh, my God, stop the car right now!
- What? What?

586
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,230
"The World's Largest
Rubberband Ball"?

587
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,516
- We gotta see it!
- No. No.

588
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,274
No, this is not some
fun family road trip, okay?

589
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:11,069
The government wants to dissect you
and arrest me. This is serious.

590
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,233
Eh, you're right,
it was lame.

591
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,755
Gift shop was cool, though.
I got you a mouse pad.

592
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,513
When are we gonna get there?

593
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,671
We will get there when we get there.

594
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,639
I'm gonna go check in with Wade,
see if he knows whafs going on.

595
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,234
You're gonna see
Wade in that glass thing?

596
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,277
What is it,
A teleportation box?

597
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,110
It's a pay phone.

598
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,591
It's mostly for drug dealers
and fugitives from the law, which is us.

599
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,336
Stay in the car.
I don't want anybody seeing you.

600
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,317
Fine.

601
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:09,280
Huh?

602
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,550
Okay, okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.

603
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,510
Be strong.
Be strong.

604
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,560
Hmm.

605
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,831
Hello. Green Hills Police Department.

606
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:43,672
Wade, it's me.

607
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,034
I'm so glad that you called.

608
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,794
Uh, so, some guys came in
asking some questions.

609
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,553
Uh, they're a little creepy.

610
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,314
Kind of reminded me of
the guys from <i>Men in Black,</i>

611
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,677
but not as likable
or charming as Will Smith.

612
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,080
Wait, what kind of questions?

613
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:00,516
Um, questions about terrorism?

614
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,718
I told them that
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.

615
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,234
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.

616
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,675
<i>He can't
Even make bait in the cold.</i>

617
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,816
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.

618
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,320
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?

619
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,957
You know,
I think they already know.

620
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,390
Mr. Wachowski.

621
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,955
Tom.

622
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,872
I want you to know
that the only other person

623
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:28,157
who ever punched me in the face
was the school Butly.

624
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:30,800
He hit me in the cafeteria,
causing a blunt-force contusion

625
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,520
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.

626
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,637
Humiliated me in front of
the entire school!

627
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,393
And do you know what
I did in response?

628
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,598
Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him
to the principaFs office

629
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,616
'cause that kind of behavior
is really unacceptable.

630
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,951
No. I examined the inefficiency of a world
where brawn trumped brain,

631
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,998
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.

632
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,152
The boy ate his meals
through a siraw for a year.

633
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:53,992
And I have never lost a fight again.

634
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,480
Until today.

635
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,233
Hey, hooray for me then, huh?

636
00:40:57,320 --> 00:41:00,153
No, because you're about to become
the Butly with the straw!

637
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,834
I'm coming for you,
Mr. Wachowski.

638
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,274
And when I catch you, I'll...

639
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,831
Hello.

640
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,990
Hello?

641
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,680
Hello, hello, hello?

642
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,991
I think he actually hung up,
because I notice that the light isn't on.

643
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:14,593
Thank you, Officer Brainfart.

644
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,796
If you give me a second,
I can get an outside line.

645
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,110
No. Don't be bothered.

646
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:24,115
You just sit there and be "u"... 'seless.

647
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,794
No ones gonna erase my memory here?

648
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,798
I will tell people about this!

649
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,276
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...

650
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:45,515
Sonic?

651
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,880
Oh, no.

652
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,153
No, no, no, no, no!

653
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,757
- Whoo!
- Yeah!

654
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,634
Howdy, pardner!

655
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:11,176
I'm not your partner.
Come on. We're leaving.

656
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,953
But there's a ZZ Top cover band.
You gotta see their beards.

657
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,536
You're gonna have to catch 'em
some other time. Let's go. Get up!

658
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,518
If we stay, I won't say another
word for the rest of the trip,

659
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,153
starting... now.

660
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,870
Welcome to the Piston Pit.
What can I get you fellas?

661
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,236
I want nachos and buffalo wings,
oh, and guac.

662
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,709
Funny word, isn't it?
Guac, guac! Guac.

663
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,872
Hey, no kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kind of mask?

664
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:38,592
Oh, he's actually 43 years old and, um,
suffers from a very rare skin disease

665
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,958
that stunts his growth
and makes him look, uh, like that.

666
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,275
The face,
I was born with.

667
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,715
The confidence,
I picked up along the way.

668
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,758
- Make his a Mello Yello, please.
- Okay.

669
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,634
- You owe me one.
- I never sat on a barstool before.

670
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:55,199
So squishy!

671
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:56,873
Oh, look at this.
It spins.

672
00:42:57,720 --> 00:42:58,869
- Yes.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

673
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,792
- That's nice.
- I feel sick.

674
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,109
Are you having fun?

675
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,896
Gonna check this off
the ol' bucket list, huh?

676
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,911
- Big night for you.
- What's a bucket list?

677
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,833
A bucket list is, uh...

678
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,514
It's a list of things
you want to do in your life

679
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:13,955
before you, well,
kick the bucket.

680
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,678
I've never kicked a bucket, either!

681
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,478
Oh, I gotta make my list.

682
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,674
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.

683
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,876
Oh, Sonic!

684
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,949
Uh-huh.

685
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,274
What?
What's the matter?

686
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,670
There's so much stuff
I've never done.

687
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,549
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever,
I guess I missed my chance.

688
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,776
Well, I guess this is the kind of place
you could get a lot of living done

689
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,473
in a short period of time.

690
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,554
I suppose we can spare an hour.

691
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,154
What?
You're gonna bucket-list with me?

692
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,073
- Sure, why not?
- You won't regret this.

693
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,673
Oh, I'm pretty sure I will.

694
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,471
New high score!

695
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,553
Yippee-ki-yay!

696
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,309
Ah-ha!

697
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,109
Wait a second, is this But I missing a head
or does it have two butts?

698
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,476
This is easy.

699
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:41,313
- Okay.
- Ha-ha! Yeehaw!

700
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,674
I'm a cowboy, baby!

701
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,558
I'm okay.

702
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,237
Whoo!

703
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:57,998
Whoo! Yeah!

704
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,356
Ha-ha-ha!

705
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,510
Yeah, yeah, laugh it up.

706
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,113
Nice work, Romeo.

707
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,096
Glad you're having a good time.

708
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:06,519
I am having a good time!

709
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,473
I'm having the best time.
I mean, what oould go wrong?

710
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:12,795
Uh...

711
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,194
Can we help you?

712
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,918
We don't like your kind around here.

713
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,957
Our kind?
What kind is that?

714
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,400
Hipsters.

715
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,835
How dare you.
Oh, hey. You know what?

716
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,256
We were leaving anyway. Weren't we?
There's not a problem here.

717
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,360
- No, no, no, it's okay.
- No, no, no, we're leaving.

718
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,193
I know exactly
how to handle this situation.

719
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,874
Pop quiz, hotshot.

720
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,310
You just picked a fight with
a poorly disguised hedgehog

721
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,516
who's seen way too many action movies.

722
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,035
What do you do?
What do you do?

723
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,558
Huh. Am I crazy?
It's supposed to break, right?

724
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,593
Dink! Dink-dink!
Break, please. Break, please.

725
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,056
Break this bottle, please.

726
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,560
- Please, please, please.
- Uh, Sonic?

727
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,839
Uh-oh!

728
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,520
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Nice going!

729
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,557
Thanks! It's awesome right?

730
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,096
All right, who's next?
Who wanis some?

731
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,758
Who do I get to beat up?

732
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,677
Hey!
Has anybody seen my waitress?

733
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,797
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.

734
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,349
Why, you!

735
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,398
Ha-ha-ha!

736
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:27,077
Uh-oh!

737
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:30,595
Really?

738
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,358
<i>Olé!</i>

739
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:22,550
- So, should we get out of here?
- Yeah, time to go.

740
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,837
That was amazing!
Wait a second. Did we even pay our tab?

741
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,274
It doesn't matter!

742
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,360
Watch this, watch this.
I always wanted to do this.

743
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,919
- Get 'em!
- See ya, suckers!

744
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,152
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.

745
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,391
Come on!
Don't let 'em get away!

746
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,951
Oh, yes!
Yeah!

747
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,394
- Yes!
- Ouch!

748
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,040
- He got you pretty good.
- I'm all right. I've been hit harder.

749
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,031
Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?

750
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,232
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with!

751
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,556
The floors were sticky.
The crowd was rough.

752
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,153
And the odds were against us.

753
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:05,517
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.

754
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,557
Scratch another one off my list.

755
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,356
You are a weird little dude.

756
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,633
Mmm.

757
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,630
Okay.

758
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:25,949
So what are we gonna do now?

759
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,998
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
I think you should too.

760
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,639
But this is my last night on Earth.

761
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,472
I want to soak up every last second.

762
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,800
All right, well, anything you can find to
do in this room, you knock yourself out.

763
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,389
Good times.

764
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,271
Oh, come on.

765
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,792
That's awful.
What did you eat?

766
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,235
I think it's called a chili dog?

767
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,834
You might want to check
your fur on that one, buddy.

768
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,993
Hey. So, what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?

769
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,390
It's no Earth,
I can tell you that.

770
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,229
There's no people, just breathable air
and giant mushrooms and stuff.

771
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,513
Well, look at it this way.

772
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,315
At least you won't be
the only "fun-guy."

773
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:15,871
No. Don't ever do that again.

774
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,879
I liked it.

775
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:23,115
I'm really gonna miss this place.

776
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,875
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?

777
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,031
Maybe I could have a life here.

778
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,120
All right.
We should get some sleep.

779
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,913
You sleep.
Don't worry about me.

780
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,152
I'm gonna stay up all night
enjoying Earth while I can.

781
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,513
Sure, kid.

782
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,750
As long as we're on
the road by 8:00.

783
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,669
I ate a chili dog.
That's why my farts smell.

784
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:16,356
<i>Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.</i>

785
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,273
<i>Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.</i>

786
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,296
<i>Any information regarding
his whereabouts</i>

787
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,073
<i>should be reported to
local authorities immediately.</i>

788
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,794
Did he say where he was going?

789
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,909
Maybe. Maybe not.

790
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,200
Like I'd ever tell you.

791
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,432
Stand down, Agent Stone.

792
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,796
This well-meaning citizen
obviously doesn't understand

793
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,200
the urgency of the matter.

794
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,155
Really?

795
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,555
Now that's
what I call good cop, bad cop.

796
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,758
Hey!

797
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,513
Left yourself open.

798
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,960
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,

799
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,152
the approximate speed of their vehicle,
and local weather conditions...

800
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,199
They should be...

801
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,838
right about...

802
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,434
here.

803
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,955
- That's brilliant, sir.
- Thanks...

804
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,951
for nothing.

805
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,514
- So, what's on your bucket list?
- Who, me?

806
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,200
Yeah. Everyone has a bucket list, right?

807
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,671
Sure, but... I mean,
you're the one leaving Earth, and...

808
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,353
I'm not planning on dying anytime soon.

809
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:34,919
Don't be so sure.

810
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,752
Your best friend is a magnet for danger.

811
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,871
Are you anointing yourself as the bestie?

812
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,189
Mm-hmm.

813
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:42,669
A little presumptuous,
But... I mean... What, no...

814
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,435
I like you, of course, but,
you know, we're not best friends.

815
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,077
You tucked me in last night.

816
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,798
Fine, fine, fine.
Best animal friend.

817
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,632
- That would be my dog, Ozzy.
- Okay.

818
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:56,156
Let's drop this increasingly humiliating
topic of conversation.

819
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:57,958
Bucket list.
Give it to me!

820
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,597
Okay, there is one thing.

821
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,676
In Green Hills,
I've always felt,

822
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,037
I don't know, more like a babysifler
than a real cop, you know?

823
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,073
So I want a chance to prove myself,
under real pressure.

824
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,391
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a streei cop.

825
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,994
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.

826
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,120
What?

827
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:20,993
Why... Why is your face doing that?

828
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,037
You're leaving Green Hills?

829
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:24,789
Okay.

830
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,633
B-B-But why?
Why would you leave Green Hills?

831
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,336
This maybe hard for you to understand,
But Green Hills is a small town.

832
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,589
It's a very small town.

833
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,513
Uh, it's not small.
There are hundreds of people.

834
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,999
That's a small town, dude!

835
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,913
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.

836
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,391
Please. I clean out theirgutters.
I jump-start their cars in the winter.

837
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,856
They could call anybody to do that.

838
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,474
Sure, they can call anybody,
but they don't.

839
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:47,914
They call you.

840
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:07,434
Eeny, meeny, miny...

841
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:09,430
mayhem.

842
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,896
- You're not making any sense.
- Would you calm down?

843
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,560
You come from a great town
with great people and, by my count,

844
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,551
zero bad guys trying to kill you!

845
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,560
Besides, what could possibly
be more important

846
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:34,392
than protecting the people you care about?

847
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,031
- Look, I get your poi...
- Whoa!

848
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,629
Yeah!

849
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,951
You know what?
I was wrong about you.

850
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,792
You're not the Donut Lord at all.

851
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,598
You're more like the Jerk Lord.

852
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,035
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?

853
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,076
Sonic!

854
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,873
I was forced from my home.

855
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,110
Your home is perfect,
and you're leaving it.

856
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,936
Why would you do that?

857
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:16,554
- Your body!
- Oh, no, not again!

858
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,675
Hey! Hold on!

859
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,512
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna do this.

860
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,680
Sonic!

861
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,034
Sonic!

862
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,669
Guess I had a bonus life.

863
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,598
Oh, yeah, baby!

864
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:55,911
Sonic, one. Big Tank, zero.
I'm sorry.

865
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:58,316
- Did we get that on camera?
- How are you not dead?

866
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,118
I have no idea.

867
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,396
- Do you see me dancing?
- Yes, I saw you dance.

868
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,959
Is that all you got?

869
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,951
No, but thank you for asking.

870
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:12,358
- Uh-oh.
- Sonic! Get back in the truck!

871
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,317
You go.
I'll catch up.

872
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,555
Ha!

873
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:27,590
I think that tank
just had a baby.

874
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,195
Incoming!

875
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,439
It's my turn!
You just had one. It's mine!

876
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,591
Hey, stop fighting
or I'm taking that thing away!

877
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,750
Yeah, right, Dad.

878
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:02,640
Where are you going?

879
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,473
Just drive the car.
I'll take care of this.

880
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,437
And if I don't make it,
just ditch me.

881
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,749
You seem good at that.

882
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,757
<i>Hey, everyone!
Welcome back to my livestream.</i>

883
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:21,976
<i>Today we're destroying robots.</i>

884
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,638
Step one.

885
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,917
Yes, we did it!

886
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,080
We did not do it.
Who <i>is</i> this guy?

887
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:39,720
Ever wonder where
your tax dollars are going?

888
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,835
My turn.

889
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:43,833
Here, just keep us going straight.
I pui it in cruise control.

890
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:45,672
I feel just like Vin Diesel.

891
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,592
"It's all about family, Tom."

892
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,791
Quick suggestion.

893
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:58,759
Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.

894
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,196
Whoa! Where'd you learn
how to drive?

895
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,669
Here. In this truck.
It's happening as we speak.

896
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,997
I can't reach it.
Bring him in closer.

897
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,515
- What?
- Bring it in closer! Hit the brakes.

898
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:13,829
Oh, you mean this one?

899
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,638
The other brakes!

900
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,031
Ha-ha! Whoo!

901
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,957
Oh!

902
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,351
Give me a big,
fat break!

903
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,439
Aw, this one is cute.
Let's keep him.

904
00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:43,800
Aah!

905
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,039
Oh, come on!

906
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,589
How could something
so adorable be so terrible?

907
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:53,239
You've got car insurance, right?

908
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,354
Buzz off.

909
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,078
That doesn't sound good.

910
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,515
- No, beeping is bad. Get rid of it!
- I'm trying.

911
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,318
Throw it out the win...
Throw it anywhere!

912
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,710
- I can't get it off.
- All right, I'm pulling over.

913
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,518
- Did I get it?
- Nope.

914
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:22,239
Here. Hold still.

915
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:25,391
It's going,
It's going...

916
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,676
It's still here.

917
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,155
Get off me.

918
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,193
Ha-ha! Nailed it!

919
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,040
Sonic!

920
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:52,629
No, no, no, no, no.

921
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,474
Hey. Come on. You're all right.
Wake up. Wake up.

922
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,914
Did we get 'em?

923
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:14,591
Oh. No,
there they are.

924
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,194
They are real survivors,
those two.

925
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,714
Can we have a moment?

926
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,079
Pin yourself to the wall.

927
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,796
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.

928
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:35,760
Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.

929
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,559
But my machines are diligent, relentless.

930
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,472
They're everything to me!

931
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:43,635
Huh?

932
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,755
Mmm?

933
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,839
Come on, buddy.

934
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,309
You're gonna be all right.
You'll be all right.

935
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:28,995
- Is Maddie here?
- No, no.

936
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:30,496
- Not today. Goodbye.
- It's an emergency!

937
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,477
- Bye-bye.
- Rachel, stop! Please! Maddie!

938
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:34,073
Don't do this.
This is important.

939
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,296
- Oh, my God! Rachel, let him in.
- I am calling the police.

940
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,516
No, I am calling the FBI.
I am calling the CIA.

941
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,456
- Stop. Don't do that.
- I am calling your mother.

942
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,153
- Okay, got it.
- Maddie, can we talk?

943
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,150
Tom, what's going on?

944
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,336
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.

945
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,136
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.

946
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,594
- Ditch his phone?
- Track you?

947
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,069
- Uncle Tommy!
- Jojo! Hey!

948
01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:53,674
Now your niece is an
accessory to treason.

949
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:55,280
- No, she's not.
- Would you calm down?

950
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,311
Calm down?
I will not calm down!

951
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,040
- Enough.
- Yes, calm down. Stop talking.

952
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,316
No. Ozzy, please.
Good to see you too.

953
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,153
Oh, little Lord Baby Jesus.

954
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,554
What is that, Tom?

955
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,994
Is that plutonium?
Is it e-mails?

956
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,798
Yes, it's plutonium.

957
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:10,680
Can we please go in
the other room and talk...

958
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,915
Stop it, Ozzy.
Quit it!

959
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,560
This is why I told you
he was no good.

960
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,989
I'm not engaging.
No, Ozzy, quit it.

961
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:20,190
Ozzy, no!
Ozzy, no!

962
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,676
Oh, catch me, Jojo.

963
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,269
Oh, thank God.

964
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:29,557
Can I get a glass of water?

965
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,672
I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.

966
01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:16,511
Who do I look like,
an imbecile?

967
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,797
Of course I want a latte.
I love the way you make them!

968
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,995
Ready the prototype.

969
01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:30,832
With this kind of power,

970
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:34,834
my machines can finally reach
their full potential.

971
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,993
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.

972
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,079
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?

973
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,674
I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.

974
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,876
He's a hedgehog.
Or so he says.

975
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:53,633
- It talks?
- Almost constantly.

976
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,357
Okay.

977
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:58,280
- Holy...
- What?

978
01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,794
His pulse is super-fast.

979
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:01,712
That actually might be normal for him.

980
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,440
I don't know.
You gotta help him, Maddie.

981
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,272
I don't know his physiology.

982
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,920
He doesn't seem to have
any broken bones.

983
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,196
He's just really banged up.

984
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:14,718
Oh, look at his poor little feet.

985
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,554
Hang in there, buddy.
You're gonna be all right.

986
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:26,320
Jojo?
Untie your mother. Jojo!

987
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,511
Untie Mommy.

988
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,716
Sweetie. Jojo!

989
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,456
I have to go to the bathroom.

990
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,596
- He's gonna be okay, right?
- Uh..

991
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:39,591
He'll snap out of this.
He'll wake up soon?

992
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,355
Oh, smelling salts!

993
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,796
Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts,
like, for cats or parakeets or something?

994
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:48,316
- No. They don't make cat smelling salts.
- They should.

995
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:52,553
I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.

996
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,195
Okay.

997
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:58,656
Here we go.
Come on, buddy.

998
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,909
Gotta go fast!

999
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,678
Whoa. Where am I?
What year is it?

1000
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:06,080
Is The Rock president?

1001
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:07,576
Whoa, buddy, you're okay.
Calm down.

1002
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:08,795
Oh, hi, Pretzel Lady!

1003
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,359
Hi.

1004
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:12,514
- Tom?
- Yeah.

1005
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:13,749
Can I talk to you, please?

1006
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,276
Space hedgehog, stay there.
Try to rest.

1007
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,919
You got it.
I am great at resting.

1008
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,960
I rest faster than anybody.

1009
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,080
Still talking.

1010
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:25,958
Uh, first of all,
Can we take a moment

1011
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:27,720
to acknowledge how
under control I've been?

1012
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,518
- Amazing.
- Didn't freak out.

1013
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:31,955
Totally calm.

1014
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,236
- Thank you.
- Ahh.

1015
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,436
Second of all...

1016
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,353
What the heck is going on?
Is that thing an alien?

1017
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:43,195
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the blue devil?

1018
01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:44,714
The blue devil!

1019
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,916
- That's him? He's real?
- Yeah.

1020
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,957
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?

1021
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:53,477
I... kinda sorta... shot our
little blue friend with your tranq gun.

1022
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,074
- No, you did not.
- I didn't mean to.

1023
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,117
Okay. This is kinda hard
for me to explain.

1024
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,958
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.

1025
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:02,236
He has to get to
the Transamerica Butlding,

1026
01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,674
and I promised I'd take him.

1027
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,036
Uh-uh! Aliens?

1028
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:08,555
Maddie,
your husbands lost his mind.

1029
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,631
Use this as an opportunity to leave him.

1030
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,438
No one would judge you.

1031
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:19,112
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.

1032
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,713
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

1033
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,552
No one's ever given me a gift before.

1034
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,358
I gotta check that off my buckei list.

1035
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,596
All right! Looking good!

1036
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,469
Okay.

1037
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,074
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?

1038
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,394
Well, that's what you're doing.

1039
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,996
Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as people. Right?

1040
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,354
- I think so too.
- Yeah.

1041
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,635
- I think.
- Okay.

1042
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,916
I love you.
Did I tell you that already?

1043
01:07:57,000 --> 01:07:58,832
I don't deserve you.
You know that?

1044
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,194
I know that.

1045
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:07,238
So, you're supposed to be Tom's
best friend that he won't shut up about.

1046
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,559
Well, I don't see the appeal.

1047
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,956
Stop!

1048
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,236
That is very gross.

1049
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:18,875
- Hey.
- Hey.

1050
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,191
So, my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much totaled.

1051
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,336
You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?

1052
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,919
You have got to be kidding me!

1053
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,576
- She'll be fine.
- Yeah, lefs do that.

1054
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:29,874
Mm-hmm.

1055
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,276
This is my house!

1056
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,476
Coming through!

1057
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:37,552
Whoa, whoa! Now this is my turn,
and I go around you.

1058
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:40,758
Sorry! And... perfect park.

1059
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:43,136
What are you, crazy?
Is there anything you didn't hit?

1060
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,878
Why did we let the alien drive?

1061
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,918
Hey, I got us here.
And please, five stars.

1062
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:52,956
- So, this is it?
- That's it. That's your pyramid.

1063
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,111
Wow, look at that thing!

1064
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,395
What happens now?

1065
01:08:57,240 --> 01:08:59,880
- Oh. He's... gone.
- Yep.

1066
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,595
No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.

1067
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,960
What now?

1068
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,399
Time for me to abuse
the power entrusted to me.

1069
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:20,829
We got a jumper on the roof.

1070
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:23,800
Gotta get up there fast or we're gonna
have a human pancake on our hands.

1071
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,078
You came all the way from Montana.

1072
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,918
Yeah. That's how serious it is.

1073
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,800
Okay.

1074
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,000
You just saved a life.

1075
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,474
How much longefl
I can't breathe in here.

1076
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,109
Hello? Anybody there?

1077
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:56,953
- Do you have your child in that bag?
- No.

1078
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,149
I mean, yes, it's a child,
but It's not mine.

1079
01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,280
It's not your child.

1080
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,871
Relax. I'm a cop, okay?

1081
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,456
Plus, he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?

1082
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:07,993
Why would I like it in here?

1083
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,913
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.

1084
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:14,839
Such a kidder.

1085
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:17,309
Okay.
No, I'm scared of the dark!

1086
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:19,280
Is anybody there?

1087
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,392
What were you
keeping in this bag?

1088
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,039
A jar of pickled farts?

1089
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:37,599
All right.
What are we looking for?

1090
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,279
This.

1091
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:45,077
Okay. What happens now?

1092
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,992
Now all I have to do
is think of where I want

1093
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,196
the other end of the ring
to appear, and I throw it.

1094
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:51,317
So that's it?
We did it?

1095
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,754
Yeah. We did it!

1096
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:57,030
Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.

1097
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,839
It's okay.
I did the ones I needed the most.

1098
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:03,311
You two are so cute.

1099
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,630
- Oh, please. What?
- We are not.

1100
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,040
We're not cute.

1101
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:09,794
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.

1102
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,880
Exactly.

1103
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,109
- Really?
- Yeah.

1104
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:14,919
And our rules include
expressing heartfelt emotions.

1105
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:16,439
If you say so.

1106
01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:18,955
- Okay, then.
- All right.

1107
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,136
- Um, you gotta go, right?
- Yeah, I gotta go.

1108
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:23,389
I gotta go.
We gotta go too.

1109
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,073
See... All right,
bye-bye.

1110
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,552
Just one more thing.

1111
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:41,551
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.

1112
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,432
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.

1113
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:51,912
Walking away from something
you care about has to be painful.

1114
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,071
You're not sure
you really want to go, huh?

1115
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:58,671
I don't want to go,
but I can't stay.

1116
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,274
As long as I'm here,
I put everyone in danger.

1117
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,399
I can't do that.

1118
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:08,353
I just want you to know that
these last two days have been

1119
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:11,000
the best two days of my life.

1120
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:15,800
You know,
I never thought I'd say this,

1121
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,400
but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little blue devil.

1122
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,193
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.

1123
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,240
Thank you.

1124
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:23,920
For what?

1125
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,399
For saving my life.

1126
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:47,239
Okay. Did someone leave
their "Find My Phone" on?

1127
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,640
Welcome to San Francisco,
Mr. Wachowski.

1128
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,518
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

1129
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:21,816
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us.

1130
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,319
Unsuccessfully!

1131
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,320
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.

1132
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:26,555
Yeah, what are you wearing?

1133
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:33,078
It's a flight suit, designed to modulate
my body temperature and reduce drag.

1134
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,753
Yeah, and yet you still are one.

1135
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,638
Ooh-hoo!
Good one.

1136
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,677
You are catching fire, Thomas.

1137
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,115
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.

1138
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:42,829
Does she have a name

1139
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,309
or should we just call her
"collateral damage"?

1140
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,560
Hey, watch your mouth.

1141
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,995
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?

1142
01:13:49,080 --> 01:13:50,559
I punched him in the face.

1143
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,870
Oh! He punched him right in the face!
It was awesome!

1144
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,873
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.

1145
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:59,157
Your flying eggs are pretty
impressive, Mr. Eggman,

1146
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,516
But let's face it,
You'll never catch me.

1147
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:03,477
Confidence!

1148
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,597
A tool's substitute for intelligence.

1149
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,517
- That's not good.
- Uh...

1150
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,797
Sonic, I know you got the super-speed
and everything, but Maddie and I...

1151
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,696
Totally defenseless?
Probably gonna get blown up?

1152
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,677
Pretty much, yeah.

1153
01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,320
Don't worry.
I know exactly what to do.

1154
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,996
I was not expecting that.

1155
01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:37,799
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.

1156
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:22,233
Pew, pew-pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew!

1157
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,153
Oh!

1158
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,234
Come on!

1159
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,638
Come on, come on, come on.

1160
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:56,109
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No, no, no!

1161
01:16:08,120 --> 01:16:09,758
Oh! Hi, Tom.

1162
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:12,070
Glad you're here.
Could use some help.

1163
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,920
Old Bessie's about to give birth.

1164
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:16,037
Give me a minute.

1165
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:17,829
Aah.

1166
01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:22,351
Can I give you one genius piece of advice?

1167
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:24,433
Don't run.

1168
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:26,875
It'll only hurt more if you do.

1169
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,236
And it's bad for your joints.
They've proved it.

1170
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:31,675
All right, Eggman.
You wanna get fast?

1171
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,909
Let's get fast.

1172
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,559
The hard way it is.

1173
01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:56,674
[loud grunfl.

1174
01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,478
That was an illegal left,
by the way.

1175
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,277
<i>So, here we are again.</i>

1176
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,078
<i>We've been through so much together.</i>

1177
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,754
<i>Now you understand why there's
a psychotic robot doctor</i>

1178
01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:10,070
<i>chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog.</i>

1179
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,754
<i>Want to know how it ends?
Yeah, me too.</i>

1180
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,709
How is this possible?

1181
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:33,871
No one's ever caught up to me before.

1182
01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,512
Coming through!

1183
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:44,600
<i>Sacrebleu!</i>

1184
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,910
<i>Excusez-Moi, Monsieur!</i>

1185
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,110
Here we go.
Room to open it up.

1186
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,629
I can't lose him!

1187
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,634
If you can't beat 'em, blind 'em.

1188
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,837
Lost visual contact.

1189
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,555
You're not allowed up there!
It's one of the Seven Wonders!

1190
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,393
Get out of here!

1191
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:12,597
You're an astonishing little creature.

1192
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:17,070
It'll be fun to take you back to the lab

1193
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:19,436
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.

1194
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,038
Any last words?

1195
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:25,753
Guac. I like that word.

1196
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,816
I don't have to tell you how
many scientific breakthroughs

1197
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,229
have been made possible by animal testing.

1198
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:33,390
You're being very selfish.

1199
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:34,629
Going my Way?

1200
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:35,915
What the...

1201
01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:43,317
Who the hell do you think you are?

1202
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,153
I'm the Donut Lord,
you son of a...

1203
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:54,998
Autopilot, adjust.

1204
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,159
Why?

1205
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:00,551
Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?

1206
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:01,994
That's why I don't have friends.

1207
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:04,151
Next thing you know,
you're somebodys best man.

1208
01:20:04,240 --> 01:20:05,816
They want to have the wedding out of town.

1209
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,877
Like nobody has anything better to do!

1210
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:10,757
Anyway, where were we?

1211
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,400
Oh, yes.
You were about to die.

1212
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:17,358
That's our sheriff you're messing with.

1213
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:21,071
And our blue devil...

1214
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:24,357
Who, as everyone can see,
is a very real creature,

1215
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:26,875
and not at all invented by me.

1216
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,278
- Oh, careful.
- Just... Just put it away.

1217
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:32,555
Tom?

1218
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:48,151
I don't mean to be indelicate here,

1219
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:51,671
but someone should get some ice,
keep the body fresh.

1220
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,910
He's just a silly litlle alien.

1221
01:20:57,440 --> 01:20:58,839
He didn't belong here!

1222
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:02,354
That little alien

1223
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:06,716
knew more about being human
than you ever will.

1224
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,515
His name was Sonic.

1225
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:10,869
This was his home.

1226
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:13,360
And he was my friend.

1227
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:39,755
He's all yours.

1228
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,669
Everyone, get back!

1229
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:49,114
I think you have something
that belongs to me.

1230
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:50,920
Whoa.

1231
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,997
This is my power.

1232
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,674
And I'm not using
it to run away anymore.

1233
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:08,196
I'm using it to protect my friends.

1234
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,636
Ooh! Now you've done it!

1235
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,040
Guess what, Eggman?

1236
01:23:09,120 --> 01:23:11,634
I'm not leaving Earth.
You are.

1237
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:13,554
Donut Lord?

1238
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:04,956
- I told you, you got this.
- Hey, <i>we</i> got this.

1239
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:20,000
- I think these belong to you.
- Thank you very much.

1240
01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,040
No more pushing people off of Butldings.

1241
01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:24,639
You know I can't promise that.

1242
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:31,233
- You did pretty good, space hog.
- Thanks, Donut Lord.

1243
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:34,438
You're gonna have to explain
this "Donut Lord" thing.

1244
01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:37,353
Nope, sorry.
That's for me and the little guy. Right?

1245
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,716
We got our thing,
you got your thing with your... sisier.

1246
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:40,800
Oh, my God, my sister.

1247
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:45,590
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.

1248
01:24:45,680 --> 01:24:47,273
Jojo, put on my Fitbit...

1249
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:50,033
so I can at least get some steps.

1250
01:24:50,120 --> 01:24:51,474
We can never go back there.

1251
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,399
I mean, are we?

1252
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,750
'Cause it kind of feels like
we're home right now.

1253
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:00,635
Really?

1254
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:06,718
I kind of feel like I checked
the "save a life" box off my bucket list.

1255
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:13,154
Now all I want to do is spend my life
with the people I care about.

1256
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:15,789
I want to check that box.

1257
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:18,878
Okay, I like that.

1258
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:22,029
All right, everybody.
Nothing to see here.

1259
01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:23,190
Let's disperse.

1260
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,157
Just another ordinary day in Green Hills.

1261
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:26,719
Carl, I'll take that chain saw.

1262
01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:29,238
Come on.
Let's go!

1263
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:30,879
You act like you've never seen a fight

1264
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:35,557
between an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.

1265
01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:45,994
You got enough there?

1266
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:48,596
- Yes, Mr. Manager.
- Need any more?

1267
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,114
You get that away.

1268
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,154
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?

1269
01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:04,360
Yes?

1270
01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:08,757
A token of appreciation
from your government,

1271
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:11,878
for keeping quiet about recent incidents,
which never occurred.

1272
01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:16,078
Wow!

1273
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,800
- Wonder what it is.
- Money to fix the house?

1274
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:21,110
- Letter from the President?
- You'll see.

1275
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:22,634
Okay.

1276
01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:27,831
- Olive Garden.
- Hmm, yeah.

1277
01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:30,389
The way you said "You'll see"
made me think

1278
01:26:30,480 --> 01:26:32,360
it was something better
than the things we said.

1279
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:35,153
Have you tried their
Never Ending Pasta Bowl?

1280
01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:36,674
It never ends.

1281
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:39,070
- That sounds... fancy.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

1282
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:41,310
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.

1283
01:26:42,480 --> 01:26:45,359
Oh, hey. I guess we can close the file
on that Robotnik guy, huh?

1284
01:26:45,440 --> 01:26:46,440
Just disappeared.

1285
01:26:46,520 --> 01:26:51,071
I'm sorry, but no such person exists
or ever has existed.

1286
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:53,755
I wish that were true.

1287
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:55,376
You haven't by any chance been in contact

1288
01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:58,233
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?

1289
01:26:58,320 --> 01:27:00,080
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.

1290
01:27:00,120 --> 01:27:02,555
Very casual.
Brunch, perhaps.

1291
01:27:04,360 --> 01:27:05,536
Oh, you mean the little blue guy.

1292
01:27:05,560 --> 01:27:06,560
Mmm.

1293
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,631
- No, nothing. No.
- Mm-mmm.

1294
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:10,870
- Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
- Mm-mmm.

1295
01:27:11,600 --> 01:27:12,954
Very well.

1296
01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:14,994
Okay.

1297
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:16,593
- Thank you.
- Great.

1298
01:27:16,680 --> 01:27:17,750
Mmm.

1299
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:19,720
Yep.

1300
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,396
To be honest,
I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl.

1301
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:28,471
So, do you guys wanna
watch a movie or what?

1302
01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:29,920
Sorry, buddy,
It's a school night.

1303
01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:31,456
It's time for you to go back to your cave.

1304
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:33,630
What?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon!

1305
01:27:33,720 --> 01:27:35,336
You know how you get
when you're tired. Come on.

1306
01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:36,873
Me? I'm not like anything.

1307
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:40,157
You guys are so uncool.
Yeah, yeah, we know.

1308
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:42,072
Hey, buddy, where you going?

1309
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:43,680
You said I have to go back to my cave.

1310
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,549
We did.

1311
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:02,909
Oh, my... Are you kidding me?

1312
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:05,834
I can't believe it.

1313
01:28:06,240 --> 01:28:07,469
How did you...

1314
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:10,431
It's... It's all here.

1315
01:28:20,680 --> 01:28:23,194
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the beanbag?

1316
01:28:23,280 --> 01:28:25,317
No way!
How did you even get this?

1317
01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:27,994
And you got it all the way over...
Oh!

1318
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:29,912
I love it, I love it,
I love it, I love it!

1319
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:36,270
Well, welcome home.

1320
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,874
Thank you, so much.

1321
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,434
<i>Oh, no, you don't.</i>

1322
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:52,273
<i>No second-best animal friends
allowed in my room.</i>

1323
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,033
<i>Wait. What are you doing?</i>

1324
01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,430
<i>Stay away from me.
Stop it!</i>

1325
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:58,551
<i>I'm warning you.
I've got nunchucks!</i>

1326
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:01,109
<i>Hey, stop.
Okay, you can stay.</i>

1327
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,790
My grasp on sanity remains... absolute.

1328
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:25,119
Isn't that righi, Agent Stone?

1329
01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:32,436
Why don't you get a head start?

1330
01:29:34,520 --> 01:29:37,512
Do some rock-connaissance.

1331
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:40,553
Rock-connaissance!
Come on! That's hilarious!

1332
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,358
What's the matter with you?

1333
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:45,677
Here's the "sitch." Uninhabited planet.

1334
01:29:47,240 --> 01:29:51,199
No resources, no supplies,
no apparent way home.

1335
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:55,353
A lesser man would die here.

1336
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:00,313
I'll be home by Christmas.

1337
01:30:19,960 --> 01:30:21,871
Rock-connaissance!

1338
01:30:25,040 --> 01:30:26,951
Come on!
Cheer up!

1339
01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,429
If these readings are accurate,
He's here.

1340
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:32,794
I found him.

1341
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:34,678
I just hope I'm not too late.