Jump 260: Dan Versus

Jump #260: Dan Versus
>The Hierophant: Being supportive, sympathetic and loyal. Receiving instructions, learning, guidance or inspiration.
>Age: 30
>Location: Casa Paraíso Apartments
>Identity: Drop-In
>Common Sense (900)
Always underrated, and rarer than anyone might think.
>Above Top Secret Clearance (800)
Hey, having the clearance to legally know anything I want to know is helpful. License to kill? I can think of places where it will come in handy.
>Just Let Stuff Be Copacetic (700, Drop-In)
You know... all the perks I've seen, I don't really think that I have seen many that make it hard for anyone to rile you up. A few, yes, but they're more rare than common sense perks. That's saying something.
>Good Karma (400, Drop-In)
The Jumper abides.
>You Managed To Make Friends (x3) (0, Drop-In)
If I'm going to be hanging out here, I may as well bring my companions in too, and give them appropriate backgrounds. Good karma, strict vegan diet, aren't you that guy, they'll make their lives easier no matter what path they decide to take.

Wait. Wait wait wait.

We're neighbors with probably the most dangerous man on the planet and he gets up to jumper-level shenanigans.

WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING.

Ceci, get me the classifieds, there has to be somewhere to live that won't get us caught up in the shenanigans-

NO DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR-

Oh damn it, it's too late now. There is no escape for us. I mean, uh, hello neighbor!... hey, nice shirt. No, seriously.