Ladies and gentlemen, to put my nerves about speaking here today into perspective,
this is the probably the 5th time today that I have got up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand!

A wise man once told me the best mans speech should last as long as the groom makes love...(sit down) thank you for coming ladies
 and gentlemen.


First i'd like to thank Brad and _____ for their speeches also i would like to thank you all for coming today. and helping to make
Brad and Ria's wedding such a special occasion.

Ive known Ria for as long as Brad because i was actually there when they met....


As you know Brads chosen TWO best men, Me and Charlie... bit greedy sooo. Im not sure which one really is the "best" man, but ive
 got an idea.
 Im gonna pass you over to Chaz now for some funny stories about Brad.

Brad you have pulled a blinder in marrying Ria. You have found someone who is beautiful, well mannered, charming,
 smart, funny, loving and caring and a match for you any day of the week. And Ria, well, you've found, Brad really.

Before I finish I would like to ask Brad and Ria to Participate in the speech now. Ria if I can ask you to place
you had flat on the table. . . Brad, it's now your turn. Place your hand directly on top of Ria's. . . I hope that
you are enjoying that Brad as it is the last time that you will have the upper hand.

On a sincere note, i would like to thank Brad for asking me to be best man, and Ria for letting him ask me.
It has been an honour albeit the most terrifying experience of my life.



I would like you all now to stand join me in a couple of toasts.


Firstly, to Ria's parents ____ and _____, who have hosted this special day...

___________ and__________  (clap)

And now to the happy couple, Mr and Mrs Patton. May you share many love filled years together.


The new Mr and Mrs Patton!!


usually its the bride who slims up for the big day, brads been on a 6 month intensive workout... but hes still a fat bastard!