Canyon Drifting – Parody of Kung fu Fighting

Chorus:
Everybody was canyon drifting
Those drifts were fast as lightning
The skidmarks were very frightening
Everybody had expert driving

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There were fast people from
All around the globe
Some random people phoned
And said they’re gonna own
I got the World Record
On a few maps
They came up to me
They’d beat me while relaxed!

(Chorus)

-----------Verse 2-----------
I tried to get
My world records back
But all I did was fail
And they all laughed
I went onto a server
Raced an epic map
I got beat at the end
And that was really crap

(Chorus)

-----------Verse 1-----------

(Chorus)
Everybody was canyon drifting!
End
Inspired by TM2 drifting on canyon

Parody by luxray2 (TM2 login)