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  1. [11:29] == Strategist14 [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  2. [11:31] == Orea [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  3. [11:31] == Strategist14 has changed nick to Drilfi[Strat]
  4. [11:42] == yzabtech has changed nick to Twelve
  5. [11:42] <Twelve> Party's in 15 minutes, folks1
  6. [11:42] <Twelve> folks!
  7. [11:53] <Drilfi[Strat]> Oh shoot that's right this is a thing
  8. [11:53] <Drilfi[Strat]> I switched tabs and completely forgot
  9. [11:56] == Lumaya has changed nick to Lumaya[Ocelot]
  10. [11:58] == Mark [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  11. [11:58] == Mark has changed nick to Mark[Aze}
  12. [11:59] <Twelve> Well, hello.
  13. [11:59] <Mark[Aze}> What's up EVERYONE.
  14. [11:59] <Twelve> You may know me as Twelve, narrator and hypocrite extrordinare.
  15. [11:59] <Orea> Hey~
  16. [11:59] <Drilfi[Strat]> Hello, children.
  17. [12:00] <Twelve> Certainly a title I'm proud to have. After all, I gave it to myself!
  18. [12:00] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello!!!! Who Are you?? I don't think we've met!!
  19. [12:00] <Mark[Aze}> And who MIGHT you be, calling us CHILDREN?
  20. [12:00] <Orea> Haven't we met before Twelve?
  21. [12:00] <Drilfi[Strat]> My, name would be Drilfi.
  22. [12:00] == Peter_[Sai] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  23. [12:01] <Twelve> We're all here today to celebrate a very special day. About two years ago, the multiverse you inhabit was created! From my perspective, at least.
  24. [12:01] <Mark[Aze}> Twelve that's some existential SHIT right there.
  25. [12:01] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hi, twelve and drifli!!! I'm lumAyA!!! WAit, CreAted??
  26. [12:01] <Drilfi[Strat]> And, may we all praise the saints for it.
  27. [12:01] <Twelve> Yup, that's right! Created!
  28. [12:01] <Mark[Aze}> Hey, Peter, any idea what this GUY is talking about?
  29. [12:01] <Orea> Uhh... who created it :?
  30. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> Fuck, Mark's here too
  31. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> I mean
  32. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> No none at all
  33. [12:02] <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, build up ALYA'S house you nut.
  34. [12:02] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> So you mAde All of the stArs And ConstellAtions in the sky??
  35. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> Oh right
  36. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> I forgot about her
  37. [12:02] <Mark[Aze}> NO SHIT
  38. [12:02] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who's AlyA???
  39. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> since she no longer talks to me
  40. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> and I am like
  41. [12:02] <Drilfi[Strat]> Is, that so? A, saint stands among Us, then.
  42. [12:02] <Mark[Aze}> Alya's the client PLAYER of Peter here.
  43. [12:02] <Twelve> No, we just copied the constellations from our own world because we're too lazy to come up with new ones.
  44. [12:02] <Mark[Aze}> He's been NEGLECTING her.
  45. [12:02] <Peter_[Sai]> back from almost dying
  46. [12:03] <Drilfi[Strat]> Very, well Then, perhaps not a saint.
  47. [12:03] <Twelve> Orea: A lot of people. The first was some guy names something like...onion...caution.
  48. [12:03] <Orea> Wow thats a dumb name :P
  49. [12:04] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would you be CAutious of onions???
  50. [12:04] <Twelve> Onions can be very dangerous.
  51. [12:04] <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed.
  52. [12:04] <Mark[Aze}> This is STUPID
  53. [12:04] <Orea> Onions make me cry ;-; You're right to be cautious :!
  54. [12:04] <Twelve> Especially when used as a projectile weapon!
  55. [12:04] <Peter_[Sai]> I could go for some onions right now
  56. [12:04] <Mark[Aze}> How am I EVEN here? I'm ASLEEP.
  57. [12:04] <Twelve> Mark: Maybe it's a dream!
  58. [12:05] <Peter_[Sai]> And I am talking to a sheeple
  59. [12:05] <Mark[Aze}> PROBABLY.
  60. [12:05] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints often provide their wisdom in mysterious ways.
  61. [12:05] <Peter_[Sai]> wait...
  62. [12:05] <Mark[Aze}> But like I'm AWAKE while asleep?
  63. [12:05] <Peter_[Sai]> DID I DIE
  64. [12:05] <Mark[Aze}> It's WEIRD.
  65. [12:05] <Peter_[Sai]> AM I DEAD
  66. [12:05] <Drilfi[Strat]> Dreams, or prophecy are not unheard of.
  67. [12:05] <Mark[Aze}> Peter, we gotta talk about THIS when I wake up.
  68. [12:05] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't know how i got here!!!
  69. [12:05] <Peter_[Sai]> I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL LIKE 10 MINUTES AGO BLEEDING OUT
  70. [12:05] <Twelve> I don't know how I got here either.
  71. [12:05] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Or whAt's ACtuAlly hAppening, now thAt i think About it!!!
  72. [12:06] <Mark[Aze}> OH DEAL WITH IT
  73. [12:06] <Mark[Aze}> Have you fought a LICH yet, Peter?
  74. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> uhmm
  75. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> NO
  76. [12:06] <Orea> I was just waiting around in a kid's room ~~For like 3 months~~ and then I turned up here :! So who even knows :p
  77. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> no
  78. [12:06] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, believe we should all simply accept this gift of divine Assistance, and learn from this experience.
  79. [12:06] <Mark[Aze}> Then quit CRYING.
  80. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> I fought a thing
  81. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> dunno if it was a litch
  82. [12:06] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I CAn CleArly remember tAlking with kAyen, but everything After thAt seems fuzzy!!
  83. [12:06] <Mark[Aze}> Was it a GIANT skeleton monster?
  84. [12:06] <Peter_[Sai]> No
  85. [12:07] <Peter_[Sai]> Like
  86. [12:07] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't know if Any of it ACtuAlly hAppened!!
  87. [12:07] <Peter_[Sai]> A giant snek
  88. [12:07] <Mark[Aze}> Then no, you DIDN'T fight a lich.
  89. [12:07] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt's a liCh??
  90. [12:07] <Mark[Aze}> Monster in the GAME.
  91. [12:07] <Drilfi[Strat]> A, lich is a powerful sort of necromancer.
  92. [12:07] <Orea> What are you guys talking about :?
  93. [12:07] <Mark[Aze}> Strong as FUCK.
  94. [12:07] <Peter_[Sai]> Apparently a skeleton
  95. [12:07] <Drilfi[Strat]> They, occasionally tend to be incredibly good at rap battles.
  96. [12:07] <Peter_[Sai]> Actually
  97. [12:07] <Drilfi[Strat]> As, proven true by Saint Phylactery.
  98. [12:07] <Orea> wow... I've had to fight teleporting giant... things :?
  99. [12:07] <Peter_[Sai]> DIDN'T THE REST OF THE WORLD DIE
  100. [12:07] == Twelve changed the topic of #RPGStuck_RedLotus to: Happy birthday, RPGStuck! OOC stuff is at #RPGStuck_WhiteLotus .
  101. [12:07] <Orea> It was weird :/
  102. [12:07] <Mark[Aze}> YEAH FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE OKAY?
  103. [12:08] == CadeGriffon[Soro] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  104. [12:08] <Peter_[Sai]> Mark
  105. [12:08] <Mark[Aze}> Or did you all ENTER the game too?
  106. [12:08] <Peter_[Sai]> I think we are dead
  107. [12:08] <Peter_[Sai]> we kicked the bucket
  108. [12:08] <Twelve> We're all Sburb players here!
  109. [12:08] <Orea> I *THINK* multiple people entered the game in different sessions, But i've only really seen hints of that :/
  110. [12:08] <Peter_[Sai]> the bucket that might or might not be a sexual innuendo
  111. [12:08] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Uhh, i think i'm okAy??
  112. [12:08] <Mark[Aze}> Okay, so that means there's OTHER sessions?
  113. [12:08] <Twelve> Except me. I'm just an immortal jerk who hops dimensions to make snarky comments about anything and everything.
  114. [12:08] <Drilfi[Strat]> If, you are all dead then that means that I, am receiving a vision of the afterlife.
  115. [12:08] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, dearly hope that is not the case.
  116. [12:08] <Twelve> Yup, other sessions!
  117. [12:08] <Mark[Aze}> Wait, how did this CHANNEL open up?
  118. [12:08] <Twelve> At least infinity of them!
  119. [12:09] <Mark[Aze}> We can CHAT between sessions?
  120. [12:09] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not sure if i entered... i think i did, but it's reAlly fuzzy!!!
  121. [12:09] <Orea> How many infinity of them :P
  122. [12:09] <Peter_[Sai]> Huh
  123. [12:09] <Peter_[Sai]> That's new
  124. [12:09] <Twelve> A lot of infinities!
  125. [12:09] <Peter_[Sai]> :O
  126. [12:09] <Orea> A lot like... 6 :?
  127. [12:09] <Drilfi[Strat]> Maybe, even seven.
  128. [12:09] <Twelve> At least six, yes.
  129. [12:09] <Mark[Aze}> PETER. We should keep this on the DOWN low.
  130. [12:09] <Orea> hang on....
  131. [12:09] <Twelve> I haven't counted them yet.
  132. [12:09] <Mark[Aze}> The others don't NEED to know.
  133. [12:09] <Orea> I think I can put two and two together here... or more rather, six and six :!
  134. [12:10] <Orea> are there Twelve infinities :?
  135. [12:10] == Drykka [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  136. [12:10] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> wAit, so it's not just our AssoCiAtes who hAve the gAme??
  137. [12:10] <Twelve> Well, when you go back to your original world, you won't even remember any of this happening. Most likely.
  138. [12:10] <Mark[Aze}> Oh shit HEY Drykka
  139. [12:10] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello, drykkA!!!!
  140. [12:10] <Drilfi[Strat]> No, more than it is only my contacts who have it.
  141. [12:10] <Twelve> Orea stole my job as pun crafter.
  142. [12:10] <Orea> MWAHAHAHA :!
  143. [12:11] <Drykka> so we're not going to remember any of this?
  144. [12:11] <Twelve> Yeah, probably.
  145. [12:11] <Twelve> Have fun!
  146. [12:11] <Mark[Aze}> Who knows, D.
  147. [12:11] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, assure You, you will remember all that you need to.
  148. [12:11] <Twelve> ^ Yeah this
  149. [12:11] <Peter_[Sai]> Guess that makes it a free game
  150. [12:11] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints do not give their guidance only to take it away afterwards.
  151. [12:11] <Mark[Aze}> I don't EVEN know how we're both TALKING. I'm literally SLEEPING in your recupercoon right now.
  152. [12:11] <Drykka> oh, you still have yet to Dream?
  153. [12:12] <Drilfi[Strat]> Perhaps, each of us will Awaken, changed by our time here.
  154. [12:12] <Mark[Aze}> I woke UP. Some PURPLE planet.
  155. [12:12] <Peter_[Sai]> Sounds like a dream+
  156. [12:12] <Mark[Aze}> ALYA is here with me too.
  157. [12:12] <Peter_[Sai]> Still sounds like a dream
  158. [12:12] <Peter_[Sai]> ; )
  159. [12:12] <Twelve> If what Drilfi said actually happened, that would be pretty cool.
  160. [12:12] == Drykka has changed nick to Drykka[flumph]
  161. [12:12] <Peter_[Sai]> she better not be able to see that
  162. [12:13] <Twelve> However, there's all sorts of red tape around this stuff.
  163. [12:13] <Twelve> Red tape that I won't bother to unwind.
  164. [12:13] <Orea> aw, thats dissapointing :c
  165. [12:13] <Drykka[flumph]> oh, make sure to reminD me when we fall victim to whatever memory-baseD curse happens at the conclusion of this event,
  166. [12:13] <Drilfi[Strat]> Of, course. The, saints cannot guide Directly, without depriving their protege of their own freedom.
  167. [12:13] <Drilfi[Strat]> To, do so would be apostasy at best.
  168. [12:14] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why shouldn't we remember, though???
  169. [12:14] <Twelve> Remember? Red tape.
  170. [12:15] <Mark[Aze}> I could CUT them.
  171. [12:15] <Twelve> None of this makes enough sense for the universe and your timeline to "accept" it.
  172. [12:15] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I don't see Any red tApe here!!!
  173. [12:15] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, saints do not guide directly.
  174. [12:15] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, tape is metaphorical.
  175. [12:15] <Twelve> It's a metaphor for bureaucracy.
  176. [12:15] <Mark[Aze}> Maybe this is FORESHADOWING some big event off in the horizon.
  177. [12:15] <Peter_[Sai]> doesn't sound fair
  178. [12:15] <Orea> What is bureaucracy?
  179. [12:15] <Peter_[Sai]> why is our tape metaphoric?
  180. [12:15] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt would hAppen to the universe if we did remember???
  181. [12:16] <Twelve> Bureaucracy is what happens when a bunch of people get together and decide that something needs more rules.
  182. [12:16] <Twelve> This can be a good thing or a bad thing.
  183. [12:16] <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, you simply must accept that the saints work in mysterious ways. Direct, guidance cannot be given to us mortals.
  184. [12:16] <Orea> Thats pretty dumb.
  185. [12:16] <Twelve> In our case, the answer is yes.
  186. [12:18] <Drilfi[Strat]> All, that can be done is to learn during our time Here, limited though it may be.
  187. [12:18] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> so CAn you tell us About whAt would hAppen if the Answer is AlwAys yes???
  188. [12:18] <Twelve> I don't know what you mean by that.
  189. [12:19] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Well, uhh
  190. [12:19] <Mark[Aze}> I think what they're SAYING is
  191. [12:19] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> If i Asked you something About whAt would hAppen
  192. [12:19] <Mark[Aze}> What would happen if we DID remember?
  193. [12:19] <Drykka[flumph]> reality is fragile, let's not fuck it up further,
  194. [12:19] <Twelve> If you did remember...hmm.
  195. [12:19] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You'd hAve to sAy yes!!!
  196. [12:20] <Twelve> Me saying yes doesn't really have any power.
  197. [12:20] <Drilfi[Strat]> If, we were to remember this vision from the Saints, we would lose our own freedom of will.
  198. [12:20] <Drilfi[Strat]> It, would be a mistake.
  199. [12:20] <Twelve> Technically, I don't even exist!
  200. [12:20] <Twelve> My existence or lack thereof is another story I don't even want to think about.
  201. [12:21] == callousCraftswoman [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  202. [12:21] == callousCraftswoman [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  203. [12:22] <Twelve> There's a lot of people up there, who put a lot of time into making your timelines make sense.
  204. [12:22] <Twelve> And just making your timelines.
  205. [12:23] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> How do they mAke A timeline?? Whoever they Are???
  206. [12:23] <Drilfi[Strat]> Do, not begrudge the saints for more than they freely give.
  207. [12:23] <Twelve> They go back and forth on an online website and play a game for nerds based off a dead webcomic.
  208. [12:23] <Mark[Aze}> Probably the same person who fucking TRIED to kill me.
  209. [12:23] <Twelve> Not even kidding.
  210. [12:24] <Twelve> Two years now, some of us have been here.
  211. [12:24] <Drilfi[Strat]> Only, two?
  212. [12:24] <Mark[Aze}> Peter, what's it been for US? A week?
  213. [12:24] <Drykka[flumph]> at least whatever invisible hanDs brought you to me,
  214. [12:24] <Twelve> We move like snails. A day for you can mean almost a year for us. It depends.
  215. [12:24] <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, years flow by like seconds. Two, years is but a moment.
  216. [12:24] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought it hAd only been a few dAys!!!
  217. [12:25] <Twelve> For you, it's a few days. For us, it's...a while.
  218. [12:25] <Peter_[Sai]> I'm sure it's been like 2 days
  219. [12:25] <Peter_[Sai]> although maybe it's because my planet doesn't seem to move fast
  220. [12:26] <Mark[Aze}> ((HEY GUYS MIKES STARTING HIS SPEECH IN #Rpgstuck_WhiteLotus GET OVER THERE))
  221. [12:27] == Kayen_Sulhus [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  222. [12:27] <Drykka[flumph]> oh, right, i've been meaning to ask, how Do these planets work?
  223. [12:27] == Kayen_Sulhus has changed nick to Kayen[geri]
  224. [12:27] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ((Yo Geri, Twelve is giving is a speech in WhiteLotus))
  225. [12:28] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, Game, child.
  226. [12:28] <Drilfi[Strat]> Each, player in the game arrives in their own Land, which they must explore.
  227. [12:28] <Mark[Aze}> D. I explained my grasp of it in a MEMO a while ago.
  228. [12:28] <Drilfi[Strat]> They, each are given a quest to Complete, as should be explained by your sprite.
  229. [12:29] <Drykka[flumph]> oh yeah, i shoulD prototype papersprite again sometime,
  230. [12:29] <Peter_[Sai]> I have halve a sprite
  231. [12:29] <Drilfi[Strat]> While, it is possible to move on in a parallel Direction, that would not be advised.
  232. [12:29] <Peter_[Sai]> From what I've heard it can revive people
  233. [12:29] <Mark[Aze}> D, do something useful. Looks like prototyping after you enter doesn't have any EFFECT on the enemies.
  234. [12:29] <Drilfi[Strat]> Unless, you have significant reason to do so.
  235. [12:29] <Peter_[Sai]> I'm kinda saving it in case stuff happens
  236. [12:30] <Drykka[flumph]> ah, nice, i'll try to finD something of immense power first,
  237. [12:30] <Peter_[Sai]> by which I mean I die
  238. [12:30] <Mark[Aze}> D you should totally just pick up unconscious me and put me in the sprite.
  239. [12:30] <Drilfi[Strat]> ... Thank, you for this information.
  240. [12:30] <Drykka[flumph]> what?
  241. [12:30] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, will do my utmost to remember it upon my return to the physical world.
  242. [12:31] <Drilfi[Strat]> Resurrection.
  243. [12:31] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ThAnks, peter!!! I'll try to remember!!!
  244. [12:32] <Drykka[flumph]> mark, i Don't know if you can get back using bullshit Dreammagic if i throw your primary presence into the sprite,
  245. [12:32] <Peter_[Sai]> It's not really a revive more than like
  246. [12:32] <Mark[Aze}> PETER, where did you learn this?
  247. [12:32] <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed. I, owe you many lives if this is true.
  248. [12:32] <Peter_[Sai]> well
  249. [12:32] == Lukas[Silver] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  250. [12:32] <Peter_[Sai]> you and cy dropped dead people on them
  251. [12:32] <Peter_[Sai]> and now they are back
  252. [12:33] <Mark[Aze}> Wait, right. We DID do that.
  253. [12:33] <Mark[Aze}> And I technically also dropped my CLIENT's dad on his sprite
  254. [12:33] <Peter_[Sai]> did you really not think about that yourself?
  255. [12:33] <Peter_[Sai]> well that I didn't know
  256. [12:33] <Mark[Aze}> It's been a WHILE. I've forgotten some things.
  257. [12:33] <Peter_[Sai]> You would usually be the first to notice that you could revive from those maybe
  258. [12:34] == Guy_Guyson[Matt] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  259. [12:34] <Mark[Aze}> You'd THINK that.
  260. [12:34] <Mark[Aze}> But I was drunk.
  261. [12:34] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "What's up, menbrosdudesfams?"
  262. [12:34] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello!!! Who Are you???
  263. [12:34] <Drykka[flumph]> i mean, my server player is useless,
  264. [12:34] <Mark[Aze}> It's good having a competent SERVER player.
  265. [12:35] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "I'm Guy."
  266. [12:35] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> "Guy Guyson."
  267. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> heh
  268. [12:35] <Drykka[flumph]> cy woulD know pretty well, eh?
  269. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> At least you guys seem to have server players
  270. [12:35] <Mark[Aze}> D, you haven't DONE bad.
  271. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> mine is like
  272. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> MIA
  273. [12:35] <Mark[Aze}> Peter, I'm SORRY. That fucking IDIOT shot his computer.
  274. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> I had to build a ladder
  275. [12:35] <Peter_[Sai]> A seven-story ladder
  276. [12:36] <Drykka[flumph]> i shoulD learn how to fly eventually, shoulDn't be hard.
  277. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> you know how hard that is
  278. [12:36] <Mark[Aze}> I fully intend on KICKING his ASS when I get to his planet.
  279. [12:36] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are we talking about plastic right now?
  280. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> wait..
  281. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> Is D a troll?
  282. [12:36] <Drykka[flumph]> yeah?
  283. [12:36] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If we're not, we should be.
  284. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> oh
  285. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> don't tell alya about that detail
  286. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> or
  287. [12:36] <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, PETER. One troll survived.
  288. [12:36] <Peter_[Sai]> take cover when you do
  289. [12:37] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would we tAlk About plAstiC???
  290. [12:37] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, am also curious about this.
  291. [12:37] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is the best thing ever, manbrodudefam.
  292. [12:37] <Lukas[Silver]> yes plastic
  293. [12:37] <Drykka[flumph]> anyway, mark, if you can track Down joyousDream, please kick the shit out of them,
  294. [12:37] <Lukas[Silver]> totally what we should be talking about right now
  295. [12:37] <Lukas[Silver]> definitely
  296. [12:37] <Twelve> Well, I'm done giving my speech in the other room. Unlike last year, I won't stick around and be awkward! So instead, I'm just gonna step out, and
  297. [12:37] == Twelve has changed nick to Mike_Sardon[yzab]
  298. [12:38] <Mark[Aze}> Okay so I'm making the EXECUTIVE decision to have everyone IGNORE this Guy person.
  299. [12:38] <Peter_[Sai]> No
  300. [12:38] <Mark[Aze}> Kind of a DOUCHECANOE.
  301. [12:38] <Drykka[flumph]> cool you're now the team leaDer,
  302. [12:38] <Peter_[Sai]> fuck you and fuck your orders
  303. [12:38] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yes, ignore me.
  304. [12:38] <Drilfi[Strat]> That, doesn't really seem like something you would have authority over.
  305. [12:38] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not A guy!!! thAnks, uhh... whoever you Are???
  306. [12:38] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If we ignore me, we can focus more on plastic.
  307. [12:38] <Peter_[Sai]> True
  308. [12:38] <Mark[Aze}> See, Peter? D respects my AUTHORITY as the team leader.
  309. [12:39] <Peter_[Sai]> Isn't she like your BFF
  310. [12:39] <Drykka[flumph]> also i can respect anyone within range of my powers of utter Domination,
  311. [12:39] <Mark[Aze}> Nah, that's CY
  312. [12:39] == Kayen[geri] [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 180 seconds]
  313. [12:39] <Lukas[Silver]> whyre you the team leader?
  314. [12:39] <Peter_[Sai]> I'm not sure either
  315. [12:39] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> ^
  316. [12:39] <Lukas[Silver]> why do you even need a leader?
  317. [12:39] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I suggest a revolution
  318. [12:39] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> we must make a new leader
  319. [12:39] <Peter_[Sai]> I'm Pretty sure he isn't
  320. [12:40] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And that new leader
  321. [12:40] <Lukas[Silver]> didnt everything die?
  322. [12:40] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I suggest NOT a revolution.
  323. [12:40] <Drilfi[Strat]> The, leadership should clearly go to the saints.
  324. [12:40] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Shall be plastic.
  325. [12:40] <Peter_[Sai]> he is like the squad leader at best
  326. [12:40] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> PLASTIC REVOLUTION!
  327. [12:40] <Mark[Aze}> I'm PRETTY sure that I'm the only one with some COMMON FUCKING SENSE in our session.
  328. [12:40] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How about no?
  329. [12:40] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Clearly, I should be the leader.
  330. [12:40] <Mark[Aze}> Maybe CY, too, but she's too busy usually.
  331. [12:40] <Drykka[flumph]> you're within range of my powers, that's gooD enough,
  332. [12:40] <Peter_[Sai]> Yeah you don't have common sense
  333. [12:40] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are you made of plastic?
  334. [12:40] <Peter_[Sai]> neither of you have common sense
  335. [12:40] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> If you aren't made of plastic, you don't deserve to be leader.
  336. [12:40] <Mark[Aze}> D, I'm naked in your RESPITEBLOCK right now. I don't think you want to try with me.
  337. [12:40] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Clearly, we should stop arguing about leaders before this devolves into an all-around shitfest.
  338. [12:41] <Lukas[Silver]> because leaders totally yell at everyone below them
  339. [12:41] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I have extensive knowledge in politics and the inner workings of bureaucracy, and studied the political system of the Agonocracy, written and given to us by the Great Mackonia!
  340. [12:41] <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  341. [12:41] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> So that's a no on the plastic?
  342. [12:41] <Lukas[Silver]> thanks for that
  343. [12:41] <Drilfi[Strat]> If, I, may make one last Suggestion, I, believe we should firmly place all authority into the hands of the saints.
  344. [12:41] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> That is a no on the plastic.
  345. [12:41] <Lukas[Silver]> mr. humble
  346. [12:41] <Drilfi[Strat]> One, saint has plastic.
  347. [12:41] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> SOLD!
  348. [12:41] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> SAINT PLASTIC IS THE NEW LEADER
  349. [12:41] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> ALL HAIL.
  350. [12:41] <Lukas[Silver]> what is with you and plastic?
  351. [12:41] <Drilfi[Strat]> His, name is Saint Sameo.
  352. [12:41] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Plastic is artificial and is therefore unfit to rule over natural organisms.
  353. [12:41] <Mark[Aze}> This is KIND of stupid.
  354. [12:41] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I like plastic.
  355. [12:42] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!! plAstiC CAn't leAd Anything!!!
  356. [12:42] <Lukas[Silver]> okay then
  357. [12:42] <Peter_[Sai]> Don't react to him
  358. [12:42] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Not with that attitude it can't.
  359. [12:42] <Drykka[flumph]> Disarmingly so,
  360. [12:42] <Peter_[Sai]> that just makes him react more
  361. [12:42] <Mark[Aze}> PETER, aren't you glad we don't have any losers like THIS in our session?
  362. [12:42] <Lukas[Silver]> like this?
  363. [12:42] <Drykka[flumph]> I'm sorry, mark, it's Difficult to use my powers when shit gets too stupiD,
  364. [12:42] <Peter_[Sai]> how about we talk about what's important
  365. [12:42] <Peter_[Sai]> like
  366. [12:42] <Lukas[Silver]> says the person who made themselves leader for no reason
  367. [12:42] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  368. [12:42] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Although the technocracy sounds great in theory, robots cannot feel true emotion, and are unfit to rule.
  369. [12:42] <Peter_[Sai]> how Mark is leader of jackshit
  370. [12:43] <Mark[Aze}> I mean PETER you can fight me for that spot if YOU want.
  371. [12:43] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I agree.
  372. [12:43] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Something *important*, like what?
  373. [12:43] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The real leader, of course, is plastic.
  374. [12:43] <Lukas[Silver]> will the person who keep spouting off halfbaked nonsense please not do that anymore
  375. [12:43] <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, please. Nobody, should be fighting over something as temporary as leadership.
  376. [12:43] <Peter_[Sai]> We are not even on the same planet
  377. [12:43] <Mark[Aze}> Not yet.
  378. [12:43] <Peter_[Sai]> what do you mean not yet?
  379. [12:44] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I have to agree with Peter on this count.
  380. [12:44] <Mark[Aze}> ;)
  381. [12:44] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Please.
  382. [12:44] <Drykka[flumph]> he Doesn't know about the gates?
  383. [12:44] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> You. You with the unkempt hair.
  384. [12:44] <Lukas[Silver]> the what now?
  385. [12:44] <Lukas[Silver]> wow me?
  386. [12:44] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Are you referring to me when you say "unkempt nonsense"?
  387. [12:44] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I'm personally still waiting for the ambiguous game I found on a totally legal computer to load.
  388. [12:44] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> crap
  389. [12:44] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> typo
  390. [12:44] <Lukas[Silver]> no
  391. [12:44] <Lukas[Silver]> halfbaked nonsese
  392. [12:44] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> So I have no idea what these "gates" are.
  393. [12:44] <Lukas[Silver]> theres a difference
  394. [12:44] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Care to enlighten me?
  395. [12:44] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Twas a freudian slip.
  396. [12:45] <Lukas[Silver]> I'm sure it was
  397. [12:45] <Mark[Aze}> Cade, who are you, anyways?
  398. [12:45] <Peter_[Sai]> Oh right gates
  399. [12:45] <Peter_[Sai]> I think Cy mentioned that
  400. [12:45] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I was just making sure, as surely, you cannot be referring to my abridged lecture on the nature of leadership.
  401. [12:45] <Drilfi[Strat]> Gates, allow one to travel deeper into their land.
  402. [12:45] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Are these gates made of plastic, by any chance?
  403. [12:45] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, don't believe so.
  404. [12:45] <Mark[Aze}> If it shuts Guy up, SURE, they're made of plastic.
  405. [12:46] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Dang.
  406. [12:46] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Aw heck yes, plastic stuff!
  407. [12:46] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I did not study political theory and philosophy on the nature of sentience for nothing.
  408. [12:46] <Lukas[Silver]> amazing
  409. [12:46] <Lukas[Silver]> totally useful knowledge after the apocalypse huh?
  410. [12:46] <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  411. [12:46] <Drilfi[Strat]> Is, that so?
  412. [12:46] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> When all living matter dies, one thing shall remain.
  413. [12:47] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  414. [12:47] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> so the gAtes Are mAde out of plAstiC??? i thought they were mAgiCAl!!!
  415. [12:47] <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, all living matter shall not die.
  416. [12:47] <Peter_[Sai]> What about like
  417. [12:47] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Exactly.
  418. [12:47] <Peter_[Sai]> roaches
  419. [12:47] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How would advancing deeper into the planet get us all on the same one?
  420. [12:47] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, the stArs will be left behind!!!
  421. [12:47] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> In fact, it is, whatever your name is.
  422. [12:47] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> All plastic is magical.
  423. [12:47] <Drilfi[Strat]> Saint Golem, teaches us this.
  424. [12:48] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> When all but 10 of the human race are tragically killed by a poetic end of falling meteors, how will the remaining ten lead themselves and whatever new civilization they come across?
  425. [12:48] <Lukas[Silver]> ten?
  426. [12:48] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> With plastic.
  427. [12:48] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Ten.
  428. [12:48] <Lukas[Silver]> without plastic
  429. [12:48] <Drilfi[Strat]> Death, may Occur, but new life shall spring from the ashes.
  430. [12:48] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Was it not ten for you?
  431. [12:48] <Mark[Aze}> Seven for us.
  432. [12:48] <Lukas[Silver]> no?
  433. [12:48] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What was it, then?
  434. [12:48] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought there were only 4 humAns Alive!!!
  435. [12:49] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Dibs!
  436. [12:49] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, only know of a single human.
  437. [12:49] <Lukas[Silver]> eight
  438. [12:49] <Mark[Aze}> Well, 6 humans, and one TROLL.
  439. [12:49] <Lukas[Silver]> it was eight including me
  440. [12:49] <Drykka[flumph]> so like, as the last living troll, Does the position of empress Default to me? i mean, like, i have my shitty blooD anD all, but i mean, whatever right?
  441. [12:49] <Drilfi[Strat]> A, single living One, at any rate.
  442. [12:49] == CadeGriffon[Soro] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  443. [12:49] <Mark[Aze}> You know, D. I'd respect you as empress.
  444. [12:49] <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, the title of empress is a meaningless one. Strive, not to fulfill a Role, but to make your own legacy.
  445. [12:49] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What's a troll?
  446. [12:49] <Lukas[Silver]> aliens
  447. [12:50] <Lukas[Silver]> dont ask
  448. [12:50] <Drykka[flumph]> well, not quite,
  449. [12:50] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Don't tell me the mythological creatures who live under bridges are real.
  450. [12:50] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Yes, Aliens!!!! You're Aliens to us!!!
  451. [12:50] <Peter_[Sai]> a subrace of humans I guess?
  452. [12:50] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> DO people stil seriously believe in them?
  453. [12:50] <Peter_[Sai]> I never took biology or history
  454. [12:50] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I thought it was proven to be an antiquated myth only found in stories for children.
  455. [12:50] <Drilfi[Strat]> We, most certainly Exist, child.
  456. [12:50] <Lukas[Silver]> trolls and humans are both aliens guys
  457. [12:50] <Peter_[Sai]> They do live in our planet as some kind of minority
  458. [12:50] <Lukas[Silver]> its not hard to figure out
  459. [12:51] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I thought there were no trolls on the humAn world???
  460. [12:51] <Mark[Aze}> Trolls are people too, you fucking RACISTS.
  461. [12:51] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yeah!
  462. [12:51] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> So is plastic!
  463. [12:51] <Drykka[flumph]> well, trolls are a completely Different species, we only have similar anatomies on the broaDest level,
  464. [12:51] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Clearly, the most logical explanation is that this is an elaborate prank pulled by a bunch of imbeciles who thought it was funny to dye their hair and skin and put fake horns on.
  465. [12:51] <Lukas[Silver]> or maybe its that trolls are just aliens
  466. [12:51] <Lukas[Silver]> but that would be too complicated for you right?
  467. [12:52] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We're Aliens!!! Not roleplAyers!!!
  468. [12:52] <Peter_[Sai]> Pretty sure they have an underwater civilization
  469. [12:52] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Your costumes look like they were shoddily put together in the span of ten minutes, who did you think you were fooling?
  470. [12:52] <Peter_[Sai]> wait what?
  471. [12:52] <Peter_[Sai]> Mark
  472. [12:52] <Mark[Aze}> Peter
  473. [12:52] <Lukas[Silver]> why this
  474. [12:52] <Peter_[Sai]> this is weird
  475. [12:52] <Mark[Aze}> Nah.
  476. [12:52] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, would not call our underwater castles an entire civilization of its own.
  477. [12:52] <Mark[Aze}> They're TROLL DENYISTS
  478. [12:52] <Peter_[Sai]> I think they actually don't know about trolls
  479. [12:52] <Mark[Aze}> They deny the existence of TROLLS.
  480. [12:53] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Yes, we Also live on lAnd, not just underwAter!!!
  481. [12:53] <Drykka[flumph]> i mean, it's plausible that circumstances coulD be slightly Different from game-to-game, there's a lot of weirD bullshit going arounD in the game alreaDy,
  482. [12:53] <Drilfi[Strat]> Indeed. Some, castes more than Others, Perhaps, but nonetheless.
  483. [12:53] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Last I checked, Earth was inhabited by one dominant species, humans.
  484. [12:53] <Lukas[Silver]> there are trolls too
  485. [12:53] <Drykka[flumph]> okay whatever you say asshole,
  486. [12:53] <Drilfi[Strat]> Last, you Checked, your world was gone.
  487. [12:53] <Peter_[Sai]> uhm
  488. [12:53] <Peter_[Sai]> is this a joke?
  489. [12:53] <Lukas[Silver]> a friend of mine is half troll actually
  490. [12:53] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Last I checked, plastic was the best.
  491. [12:54] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> The world shall begin anew one day!
  492. [12:54] <Drykka[flumph]> what
  493. [12:54] <Drykka[flumph]> what the fuck?
  494. [12:54] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> As I was saying.
  495. [12:54] <Peter_[Sai]> we all know Trolls have lived on earth for a few hundreads of years?
  496. [12:54] <Drilfi[Strat]> Trolls, have existed on Alternia, for millenia.
  497. [12:54] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Nope.
  498. [12:54] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> What is this illogical conspiracy theorist babble I'm hearing?
  499. [12:54] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic, on the other hand, has always existed.
  500. [12:54] <Lukas[Silver]> okay okay
  501. [12:54] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is eternal.
  502. [12:54] <Lukas[Silver]> mr humble whats your name
  503. [12:54] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ...no? eArth's fAr AwAy from the gAlACtiC empire???
  504. [12:54] <Lukas[Silver]> real quick
  505. [12:55] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Plastic has only been manufactured, manmade and mass-produced since the 1980s.
  506. [12:55] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Wrong.
  507. [12:55] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic is forever.
  508. [12:55] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> My name is Michael Sardon.
  509. [12:55] <Lukas[Silver]> thank you
  510. [12:55] <Lukas[Silver]> Michael
  511. [12:55] <Lukas[Silver]> so youre telling me
  512. [12:55] <Lukas[Silver]> the world ended
  513. [12:55] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Last in Line from the Sardon Clan.
  514. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> and you were brought to some fantasty land
  515. [12:56] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> You have the privilege of calling me "Mike".
  516. [12:56] <Drykka[flumph]> earth was DestroyeD, yes.
  517. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> and you cant believe that aliens are a thing that happen?
  518. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> like
  519. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> thats too much for you?
  520. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> seriously?
  521. [12:56] <Lukas[Silver]> but I'm sure its far to much for someone of your intelligence to believe
  522. [12:57] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I've seen some strange green reptiles in cities of towers piercing the sky.
  523. [12:57] <Lukas[Silver]> must be hard you knwo
  524. [12:57] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I'll believe in "trolls" when I see them.
  525. [12:57] <Drilfi[Strat]> Children, Please, why must you fight?
  526. [12:57] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> And not a bunch of roleplayers pulling an elaborate prank.
  527. [12:57] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Over who gets to keep the plastic.
  528. [12:57] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The answer is me.
  529. [12:57] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I keep the plastic.
  530. [12:57] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I am the plastic keeper. It is me.
  531. [12:57] <Drykka[flumph]> i'm a rustblooD, i Don't have time for your bullshit,
  532. [12:58] <Lukas[Silver]> you mean those trolls right over there?
  533. [12:58] <Lukas[Silver]> wave for me trolls
  534. [12:58] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Argh, i've AlreAdy hAd to tell everyone thAt we're not roleplAying!!!
  535. [12:58] * Lumaya[Ocelot] waves
  536. [12:58] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, have thousands of Sweeps, and I, still don't have time to spend listening to this. No, offence intended.
  537. [12:58] * Drilfi[Strat] waves
  538. [12:58] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Everyone's blood is red, if that's what you're referring to.
  539. [12:58] * Drykka[flumph] gestures angrily at her horns
  540. [12:59] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> And a wonderfully constructed headband you have. I applaud you.
  541. [12:59] <Drilfi[Strat]> Child, if I, were any other Noble, I, could have you hung for such an insult.
  542. [12:59] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> My blood isn't red!!! Isn't red blood nonexistent???
  543. [12:59] <Lukas[Silver]> thank you those of you trolls who waved
  544. [12:59] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> My blood is actually see-through.
  545. [12:59] <Drilfi[Strat]> You, may want to watch your tongue a bit in the future.
  546. [12:59] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because of the plastic I melted into it.
  547. [12:59] <Lukas[Silver]> because this *genius* doesnt want to believe whats in front of him
  548. [13:00] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would you melt plAstiC into your blood??? thAt's gross!!!
  549. [13:00] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No. It's glorious.
  550. [13:00] <Drykka[flumph]> oh, right, as a rustblood, i am in no position to ask you for this, but might i ask that you cut out the plastic guy's tongue?
  551. [13:00] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Put your finger in between your eyes, and keep it there. Look straight forward. You now cannot see your finger. By your logic, because you cannot see it, you can be sure that it does not exist.
  552. [13:01] <Peter_[Sai]> Tireeddd
  553. [13:01] == Peter_[Sai] [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  554. [13:01] * Lumaya[Ocelot] puts finger between eyes
  555. [13:01] * Lukas[Silver] clasps hands together
  556. [13:01] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> ...i CAn still see it???
  557. [13:01] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey man, why you gotta be mean like that?
  558. [13:01] <Lukas[Silver]> there is a difference between object permanence and being able to believe in aliens right in front of you
  559. [13:01] <Drilfi[Strat]> Please, stop Fighting, children.
  560. [13:02] <Drilfi[Strat]> This, is all so very solvable.
  561. [13:02] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Who you calling children? I'm like, 30 or something.
  562. [13:02] <Lukas[Silver]> I count as a children
  563. [13:02] <Drilfi[Strat]> Thirty, what? Centuries?
  564. [13:02] <Drilfi[Strat]> Sweeps?
  565. [13:02] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You're 30 sweeps???
  566. [13:02] <Lukas[Silver]> so me probably
  567. [13:02] <Lukas[Silver]> years
  568. [13:02] <Lukas[Silver]> humans use years
  569. [13:02] <Drykka[flumph]> i'm like halfway through my life, i'm like, 15,
  570. [13:02] <Lukas[Silver]> theyre less than sweeps
  571. [13:02] <Drykka[flumph]> years, i suppose,
  572. [13:03] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> How do you propose we "solve" this, oh wise one?
  573. [13:03] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm only seven!!! whAt Counts As Children???
  574. [13:03] <Lukas[Silver]> seven counts as children probably
  575. [13:03] * Drilfi[Strat] summons a scimitar from his strife deck.
  576. [13:03] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> WHOA, NOT COOL, MANBRODUDEFAM.
  577. [13:03] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> PUT THE STAB THING AWAY.
  578. [13:03] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Age doesn't matter!
  579. [13:03] * Drilfi[Strat] presses Saint Fairgrave's Rancor to his palm, drawing a line of violet blood in it.
  580. [13:03] <Lukas[Silver]> kind of does
  581. [13:03] <Drykka[flumph]> shit DuDe, i only have stickkinD,
  582. [13:03] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> MY GOD.
  583. [13:03] <Lukas[Silver]> but weapons are probably a bad idea
  584. [13:04] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt Are you doing????
  585. [13:04] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> WHO DOESN'T EXIST.
  586. [13:04] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> IT'S AN EXPRESSION, GUYS.
  587. [13:04] <Drilfi[Strat]> Not, red.
  588. [13:04] <Drilfi[Strat]> Stand, down.
  589. [13:04] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> That.
  590. [13:04] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Was....
  591. [13:04] * Mike_Sardon[yzab] clears his throat.
  592. [13:04] == CadeGriffon[Soro] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  593. [13:04] * Mike_Sardon[yzab] stands up straighter.
  594. [13:04] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yo, can I borrow that to show off my plastic blood?
  595. [13:04] <Lukas[Silver]> oh look a new guy
  596. [13:04] <Lukas[Silver]> maybe this one will be sane
  597. [13:05] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> An amazing display of effects.
  598. [13:05] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Not new, merely returning.
  599. [13:05] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Truly an amazing one.
  600. [13:05] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I popped in for like 20 seconds earlier.
  601. [13:05] <Drykka[flumph]> might i prostrate myself before you, oh honorable highblooD?
  602. [13:05] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> But it's not speCiAl effeCts!!!
  603. [13:05] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> May I ask how you did it?
  604. [13:05] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Did you color your blood artifically?
  605. [13:05] <Lukas[Silver]> then you might want to take your advice from before and leave again
  606. [13:05] <Drilfi[Strat]> Feel, no such Obligation, child.
  607. [13:05] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Did you have a special glove on beforehand, hiding a purple liquid the consistency of blood under it?
  608. [13:05] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, have no such desire to control the lowbloods surrounding myself.
  609. [13:06] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> The obligation is weighing on my shoulders.
  610. [13:06] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I can't handle the stress etc etc
  611. [13:06] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> It truly was a spectacle to watch.
  612. [13:06] <Drilfi[Strat]> Only, to guide them with the words of the saints.
  613. [13:06] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> How could you do this to meeeeeeeeee
  614. [13:06] <Lukas[Silver]> troll with the weapon could you please put it away
  615. [13:06] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> YEAH SAINT PLASTIC!
  616. [13:06] <Drilfi[Strat]> Certainly.
  617. [13:06] * Drilfi[Strat] returns Saint Fairgrave's Rancor to his strife deck.
  618. [13:06] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Agreed with...guy with the unkempt hair who I don't think mentioned his name yet.
  619. [13:06] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, trust my point has been made clearly.
  620. [13:07] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> It was making me uncomfortable. Thank you.
  621. [13:07] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Whew!!! thAnks for putting it AwAy!!!
  622. [13:07] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I didn't even know you had it out in the first place, but thanks anyway.
  623. [13:07] <Lukas[Silver]> Lukas
  624. [13:07] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> Getting stabbed is not my idea of a fun time.
  625. [13:08] <Lukas[Silver]> and could you maybe stop with the unkempt hair thing
  626. [13:08] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, had no intention of causing anyone discomfort.
  627. [13:08] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Thank you, Lukas.
  628. [13:08] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I will, now that I know your actual name.
  629. [13:08] <Lukas[Silver]> a massive eight sided die just told me it was genetic so theres technically nothing I and do about it
  630. [13:08] * Lukas[Silver] shrugs
  631. [13:08] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> You could cut it all off.
  632. [13:08] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> That is always a possibility.
  633. [13:09] <Lukas[Silver]> nope
  634. [13:09] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I was remarking on a trait that I immediately picked out and used to identify you.
  635. [13:09] <Lukas[Silver]> that never occured to me in the history of my life
  636. [13:09] <Lukas[Silver]> yeah I figured Micheal
  637. [13:09] == Ildiir[Jarhead] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  638. [13:10] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I never said it didn't occur to you.
  639. [13:10] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I simply said it was possible.
  640. [13:10] <Lukas[Silver]> what an amazing and new solution
  641. [13:10] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Mike.
  642. [13:10] <Lukas[Silver]> thank you
  643. [13:10] <Lukas[Silver]> for your wisdom
  644. [13:10] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> I know, the creativity is really flowing here.
  645. [13:10] <Lukas[Silver]> Michael
  646. [13:10] <Lukas[Silver]> completely
  647. [13:10] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> Michael, or "Micheal" sounds extremely awkward in what I would consider casual conversation.
  648. [13:10] <Drilfi[Strat]> May, I, commend the attempt at cooperation?
  649. [13:11] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> If you need something more substantial, try cutting your head off.
  650. [13:11] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> That always seems to work.
  651. [13:11] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> ANd it 100% safe 100% of the time.
  652. [13:11] <Lukas[Silver]> oh wow
  653. [13:11] <Lukas[Silver]> that might actually solve my problems
  654. [13:11] <Lukas[Silver]> thank you mr person
  655. [13:11] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> It's Cade.
  656. [13:11] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> But Mr. Person is acceptable too.
  657. [13:11] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Why would he Cut his heAd off??? My hAir is messier thAn his!!!
  658. [13:11] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Now what's th;s all about?? Can't ; get some peace and qu;et around here??
  659. [13:12] <Lukas[Silver]> never
  660. [13:12] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> No, you can't.
  661. [13:12] <Lukas[Silver]> no peace and quiet ever again
  662. [13:12] <CadeGriffon[Soro]> It is physically impossible.
  663. [13:12] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Door!!!! whAt Are you doing here???
  664. [13:12] == CadeGriffon[Soro] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  665. [13:12] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Fuck you guys!
  666. [13:12] <Lukas[Silver]> and there he goes
  667. [13:12] <Lukas[Silver]> I'm sure he will be missed by someone
  668. [13:13] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; know ; won't
  669. [13:13] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> New plan.
  670. [13:13] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  671. [13:13] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> That's the new plan.
  672. [13:13] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, will Admit, you're quite consistent with your plans.
  673. [13:14] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and what use would plast;c br;ng??
  674. [13:14] <Drykka[flumph]> any suggestions for my seconD prototype?
  675. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I pride myself on only having one good plan.
  676. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  677. [13:14] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> As for the giant floating octahedron, tell me how that was accomplished.
  678. [13:14] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC is Awful!!!
  679. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> i don't know what prototyping means.
  680. [13:14] <Mark[Aze}> D, do something useful.
  681. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But plastic is the answer.
  682. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No, YOU'RE awful.
  683. [13:14] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because you think plastic is awful, manbrodudefam.
  684. [13:14] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You Could try prototyping An Alien!!!
  685. [13:15] <Drilfi[Strat]> Please, don't Fight, children.
  686. [13:15] <Lukas[Silver]> which kind?
  687. [13:15] <Drykka[flumph]> humans aren't aliens to me,
  688. [13:15] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> How w;ll plast;c br;ng anyth;ng more than jack sh;t??
  689. [13:15] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because, plastic is the greatest thing ever.
  690. [13:15] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Therefor, plastic>everything else.
  691. [13:15] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, i meAnt, like, A different Alien!!! Not A humAn!!!
  692. [13:15] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  693. [13:15] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Or plastic!
  694. [13:15] <Cade[Soro]> And I'm back.
  695. [13:15] <Cade[Soro]> Technical difficulties.
  696. [13:16] <Cade[Soro]> I'm sure you all missed me.
  697. [13:16] <Drykka[flumph]> perhaps i shoulD bring some of the fauna from my lanD of suspicion anD tyranny, an insect of sorts, perhaps?
  698. [13:16] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wa;t
  699. [13:16] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> what the fuck ;s a human?
  700. [13:16] <Cade[Soro]> Basically...
  701. [13:16] <Cade[Soro]> Not you.
  702. [13:16] <Lukas[Silver]> what did I say about leaving being a good idea?
  703. [13:16] <Cade[Soro]> You said nothing about it being a good idea.
  704. [13:16] <Cade[Soro]> At all.
  705. [13:17] <Drykka[flumph]> they're like trolls, but they have pink skin anD are lame pacifists, anD they all have reD blooD,
  706. [13:17] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You don't know yet???
  707. [13:17] <Cade[Soro]> "Lame pacifists"
  708. [13:17] <Drykka[flumph]> i've only met like, three that i actually like,
  709. [13:17] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey, we're not all pacifists!
  710. [13:17] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Some of us are plasticfists!
  711. [13:17] <Cade[Soro]> We nuke cities daily.
  712. [13:17] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> you're all just mak;ng th;s sh;t up
  713. [13:17] <Cade[Soro]> Yes, complete pacifism.
  714. [13:17] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We've AlreAdy figured out thAt the four people we were tAlking to Are humAns!!!
  715. [13:17] <Cade[Soro]> The human race really is the epitome of peace.
  716. [13:17] <Drykka[flumph]> compareD to us? oh yeah,
  717. [13:17] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You know what else we're the epitome of?
  718. [13:17] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic!
  719. [13:18] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'ve got better th;ngs to do than enterta;n your delus;ons Lumaya
  720. [13:18] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Like stare at plastic?
  721. [13:18] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'm not delusionAl!!!
  722. [13:18] <Cade[Soro]> Whatever your name is, I've had this argument too many times today.
  723. [13:18] <Mark[Aze}> D, which THREE do you like?
  724. [13:18] <Cade[Soro]> Me, obviously.
  725. [13:18] <Cade[Soro]> Because I'm just a likeable person, obviously.
  726. [13:19] <Cade[Soro]> And not a sarcastic piece of shit at all.
  727. [13:19] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The three are plastic, right?
  728. [13:19] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic, plastic and plastic?
  729. [13:19] <Lukas[Silver]> of course
  730. [13:19] <Cade[Soro]> I'm sorry to inform you of this.
  731. [13:19] <Cade[Soro]> But plastic is not a human.
  732. [13:19] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Would you shut up about the goddamn plast;c??
  733. [13:19] <Cade[Soro]> It is plastic.
  734. [13:19] <Lukas[Silver]> who knew?
  735. [13:19] <Drykka[flumph]> you, cy, anD wilDcarD mcgee, greatest gunman in the west,
  736. [13:19] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PleAse stop tAlking About plAstiC!!!
  737. [13:19] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No.
  738. [13:19] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plasticplasticplasticplastic.
  739. [13:20] <Cade[Soro]> I agree with plastic dude.
  740. [13:20] <Drykka[flumph]> oh, anD that other human kiD from our session,
  741. [13:20] <Cade[Soro]> Plastic is really the best.
  742. [13:20] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Thank you!
  743. [13:20] <Cade[Soro]> Clearly we should all start worshipping plastic.
  744. [13:20] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> This guy gets it.
  745. [13:20] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Way to go, manbrodudefam.
  746. [13:20] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You have become enlightened.
  747. [13:20] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Agreeing w;th a fr;end of Kayen ;sn't a common occurrence for me, but on th;s we can agree
  748. [13:20] <Cade[Soro]> I feel so accomplished.
  749. [13:20] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, i wAs tAlking About the four humAns from our session!!! Not you!!!
  750. [13:20] <Drykka[flumph]> uhm, mark, as our interpreter, is this common among humans?
  751. [13:21] <Cade[Soro]> Now that I am converted, can we stop talking about plastic?
  752. [13:21] <Cade[Soro]> And no.
  753. [13:21] <Cade[Soro]> Plastic worshipping is not common among humans.
  754. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Yes it is.
  755. [13:21] <Cade[Soro]> This guy is a real piece of work.
  756. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I'm a real piece of plastic.
  757. [13:21] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's not common among anyone!!
  758. [13:21] <Cade[Soro]> Agreed.
  759. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> It's common among me.
  760. [13:21] <Drilfi[Strat]> I, believe it might not be wise to stray too far from the saints' light.
  761. [13:21] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's fuck;ng plast;c!
  762. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And I assume plastic too.
  763. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Like, what do you think plastic talks about all day?
  764. [13:21] <Mark[Aze}> Nah, D. These guys are all idiots.
  765. [13:21] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> They talk about plastic.
  766. [13:21] <Drykka[flumph]> i see, thank you,
  767. [13:22] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Because plastic is the only good conversation topic.
  768. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> I take personal offense, person who think we're idiots.
  769. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> Clearly, we are the epitome of intellect.
  770. [13:22] <Mark[Aze}> Speak for yourself.
  771. [13:22] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> No, we're the epitome of plastic.
  772. [13:22] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC isn't even A wierd Alien or A lusus!!!!
  773. [13:22] <Mark[Aze}> This GUY is ranting and raving about FUCKING PLASTIC.
  774. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> So good that I can even typo everything I say.
  775. [13:22] <Drykka[flumph]> speaking of lusus, i'm kinDa glaD mine ran off before the game,
  776. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> Is fucking plastic even possible?
  777. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> Like.
  778. [13:22] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> It's just A horrible mAteriAl seen in lowblood hives!!!
  779. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> Is that a thing people do?
  780. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> If so
  781. [13:22] <Cade[Soro]> ew.
  782. [13:22] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Plast;c couldn't come close to help;ng me ach;eve my ends
  783. [13:23] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's useless
  784. [13:23] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Wrong.
  785. [13:23] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic≠useless.
  786. [13:23] <Cade[Soro]> no u
  787. [13:23] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic=best.
  788. [13:23] <Cade[Soro]> Plastic does have it's uses.
  789. [13:23] <Lukas[Silver]> asounding comebacl
  790. [13:23] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And those uses are EVERYTHING.
  791. [13:23] <Cade[Soro]> I know, person with the unkempt hair.
  792. [13:23] <Cade[Soro]> I really am the best at comebacks.
  793. [13:24] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You know who else is the best at comebacks?
  794. [13:24] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic.
  795. [13:24] <Cade[Soro]> Plastic person, can a plastic be used to not be plastic?
  796. [13:24] <Cade[Soro]> No.
  797. [13:24] <Drilfi[Strat]> Perhaps, I, should take my leave. Honestly, this worship of plastic is beginning to concern me.
  798. [13:24] <Cade[Soro]> Therefore it is not used for everything.
  799. [13:24] * Drilfi[Strat] absconds
  800. [13:24] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> A plastic can be used to not plastic.
  801. [13:24] <Cade[Soro]> Person who uses commas, I am 99% sure he's joking.
  802. [13:24] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> You just have to shape it into something that's not plastic.
  803. [13:24] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> We don't worship plAstiC!!! Only he does!!!
  804. [13:24] <Cade[Soro]> But if you shape plastic, it is still plastic.
  805. [13:25] <Cade[Soro]> And therefore not not plastic.
  806. [13:25] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Hey, you said you worshipped saint plastic.
  807. [13:25] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Nah, then it's plastic but doing the job of something that's not plastic.
  808. [13:25] <Drykka[flumph]> as the clear winners in the intellect race, Do you, too, have psionic powers?
  809. [13:25] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> no one worsh;ps plast;c!
  810. [13:25] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> aga;n, ;t's fuck;ng plast;c!
  811. [13:25] <Cade[Soro]> No psionics, though I do study that in my spare time.
  812. [13:25] <Cade[Soro]> Do you, and if so, what kind?
  813. [13:25] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I worship plastic.
  814. [13:26] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> And so does saint plastic guy.
  815. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> That is not a psionic power.
  816. [13:26] == Drilfi[Strat] has changed nick to Hivern[Strat]
  817. [13:26] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'m fa;rly adept ;n ps;on;cs
  818. [13:26] <Mike_Sardon[yzab]> I've never heard of a religion that worships plastic.
  819. [13:26] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Well, now you have.
  820. [13:26] <Drykka[flumph]> i have telekinetic abilities, anD powers of utter Domination,
  821. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> What kind of psionics, though?
  822. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> Ooh.
  823. [13:26] * Hivern[Strat] arrives, with four bodies at once and riding a wave of his own corpses
  824. [13:26] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I CAn use psioniCs!!!
  825. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> Utter dominations?
  826. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> As in, mind control?
  827. [13:26] <Lukas[Silver]> aaaaand it just got worse
  828. [13:26] <Lukas[Silver]> great
  829. [13:26] <Drykka[flumph]> minD control, yes,
  830. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> Hm.
  831. [13:26] <Cade[Soro]> Telekinesis I can get behind.
  832. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> Mind control maybe less so.
  833. [13:27] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt??? W-who Are you???
  834. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> How do you use it?
  835. [13:27] <Hivern[Strat]> "Telekinesis would be Quite helPful."
  836. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> Like, what do you use mind control for?
  837. [13:27] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; can control object movement and electr;c;ty
  838. [13:27] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Better question:
  839. [13:27] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic?
  840. [13:27] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> The answer is, of course, Plastic.
  841. [13:27] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> comes ;n handy for creat;ng undead
  842. [13:27] <Lukas[Silver]> no plastic
  843. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> Hm.
  844. [13:27] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But yes plastic.
  845. [13:27] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!!! I use telekinesis too!!!
  846. [13:27] == Drykka[flumph] [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  847. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> Those of you who can use psionics, do you have any idea how it works?
  848. [13:27] <Cade[Soro]> Or genetics-wise?
  849. [13:28] <Lukas[Silver]> I blame troll shenanigans
  850. [13:28] == Drykka[dotheflumph] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  851. [13:28] <Hivern[Strat]> "I would if I could, but nobodY ever seems able to exPlain them to me."
  852. [13:28] <Cade[Soro]> The last source I talked to claimed it was "motherfucking miracles," which I am rather disinclined to believe is scientifically sound.
  853. [13:28] <Hivern[Strat]> "It's a traGedY."
  854. [13:28] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Lumaya, ; know, but m;ne ;s super;or
  855. [13:28] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, it isn't!!!!
  856. [13:28] <Cade[Soro]> Also, the source isn't very trustworthy, so I figured I might as well get some info here.
  857. [13:29] <Lukas[Silver]> its basically magic anyway
  858. [13:29] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> HAve you ever done Anything with them??? You CAn't hAve Anything to AnimAte, sinCe you stAy in your hive All the time!!!
  859. [13:29] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's very grounded ;n sc;ence
  860. [13:29] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Did someone say plastic?
  861. [13:29] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> qu;te pract;cal and easy to understand
  862. [13:29] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Well, not really, they said magic.
  863. [13:29] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> But, it's the SAME THING!
  864. [13:29] <Cade[Soro]> Could you explain it to me, if it's so easy to understand?
  865. [13:29] <Cade[Soro]> I'd love to know.
  866. [13:29] <Hivern[Strat]> I... don't believe it is?
  867. [13:29] <Cade[Soro]> Totally sincere here, without sarcasm.
  868. [13:29] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yes
  869. [13:29] <Cade[Soro]> For once.
  870. [13:29] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t ;s
  871. [13:30] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;f you have the bas;c understand;ng of the world around you
  872. [13:30] <Drykka[dotheflumph]> i must conceDe, psionic powers are magic, but they exist
  873. [13:30] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Just like plastic, amiright?
  874. [13:30] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> PlAstiC isn't mAgiC!!!
  875. [13:30] <Cade[Soro]> Magic is simply science that we don't know is science yet.
  876. [13:30] <Hivern[Strat]> AdmirablY Put.
  877. [13:31] <Cade[Soro]> Thank you.
  878. [13:31] <Hivern[Strat]> ExcePt for the maGic nobodY will ever understand.
  879. [13:31] <Hivern[Strat]> I believe that falls under the "miracles" label.
  880. [13:31] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> people often call my exper;ments mag;c
  881. [13:31] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> Plastic is totally magic, dude.
  882. [13:31] <Cade[Soro]> We don't know that our descendant's descendant's and so on won't be able to figure it out.
  883. [13:31] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> but th;s ;s s;mply because they don't understand them
  884. [13:32] <Mark[Aze}> Yeah, this is fucking STUPID.
  885. [13:32] == cyberizedMeister [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  886. [13:32] <Mark[Aze}> I'm out of here.
  887. [13:32] <Hivern[Strat]> What difference does that make?
  888. [13:32] == cyberizedMeister has changed nick to Argo[Gauss]
  889. [13:32] <Drykka[dotheflumph]> later nerD
  890. [13:32] <Argo[Gauss]> Well, I'll be.
  891. [13:32] <Hivern[Strat]> If the information will never be obtained in mY lifetime, then whY should I care?
  892. [13:32] <Mark[Aze}> D, we'll chat when I WAKE up.
  893. [13:32] <Drykka[dotheflumph]> alright, man,
  894. [13:32] <Guy_Guyson[Matt]> I'm gonna go get plastic.
  895. [13:32] <Argo[Gauss]> What the hell's happenin' here?
  896. [13:32] == Guy_Guyson[Matt] has changed nick to Amuzak[Matt]
  897. [13:32] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> thank god he left
  898. [13:33] <Amuzak[Matt]> GREETINGS, MORTALS!
  899. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> Oh boy.
  900. [13:33] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WAit, why Are there Corpses on the floor???
  901. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> It's this guy again.
  902. [13:33] <Lukas[Silver]> aaand this one might be worse
  903. [13:33] <Hivern[Strat]> SorrY, those are mine!
  904. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> This guy is great, trust me.
  905. [13:33] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who Are you???
  906. [13:33] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE ARRIVED!
  907. [13:33] <Amuzak[Matt]> MWAHAHA!
  908. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> You'll love him, unkempt hair dude.
  909. [13:33] <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, I recognize you.
  910. [13:33] * Lumaya[Ocelot] examines the bodies
  911. [13:33] <Lukas[Silver]> I have a name
  912. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> Oh wow, hey Argo.
  913. [13:33] <Drykka[dotheflumph]> 'kay,
  914. [13:33] <Amuzak[Matt]> I AM AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  915. [13:33] <Argo[Gauss]> Howdy.
  916. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> Yes, unkempt hair dude, I know you have a name.
  917. [13:33] <Cade[Soro]> I just don't feel like using it right now.
  918. [13:33] == Mark[Aze} [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  919. [13:33] * Hivern[Strat] is all of the bodies, and they're a bunch of emaciated male jadebloods that have been stabbed
  920. [13:34] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wa;t...
  921. [13:34] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> m;nd ;f ; borrow one of those?
  922. [13:34] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> H-how Are there more thAn one of you???
  923. [13:34] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> NO!!!!
  924. [13:34] <Cade[Soro]> Clone dude, if it doesn't happen in your lifetime, you should still care.
  925. [13:34] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yes.
  926. [13:34] == charismaticPersuader[OboDerf] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  927. [13:34] <Hivern[Strat]> WhY?
  928. [13:34] <Cade[Soro]> What you do will have an effect past your lifetime, and onto others.
  929. [13:34] <Cade[Soro]> The future is what matters.
  930. [13:34] == charismaticPersuader[OboDerf] has changed nick to Cornelia[OboDerf]
  931. [13:34] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; would like to preform some m;nor exper;mentat;on
  932. [13:35] <Hivern[Strat]> MY future, PerhaPs.
  933. [13:35] <Lukas[Silver]> hey look another one
  934. [13:35] <Hivern[Strat]> And Yes, bY all means.
  935. [13:35] <Argo[Gauss]> Is this some sorta weird Apex technology I've never been told about?
  936. [13:35] <Drykka[dotheflumph]> i, too, must emulate the trees of the lanD, anD fuck off
  937. [13:35] <Lukas[Silver]> get out while you can
  938. [13:35] == Drykka[dotheflumph] [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  939. [13:35] <Hivern[Strat]> Take as manY of mY clones as You need.
  940. [13:35] <Lukas[Silver]> at least someone is sane here
  941. [13:35] * Cade[Soro] takes about five
  942. [13:35] <Cade[Soro]> For science.
  943. [13:35] <Cade[Soro]> I swear.
  944. [13:35] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> you have my grat;tude
  945. [13:35] * Argo[Gauss] shrugs and take one
  946. [13:35] <Lukas[Silver]> "science"
  947. [13:35] * Lukas[Silver] winks
  948. [13:35] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, PERSONALLY REQUEST WHOEVER KILLED ALL THESE BODIES TO JOIN THE ARMY OF DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  949. [13:35] * Ildiir[Jarhead] starts stacking up on clone corpses
  950. [13:36] <Argo[Gauss]> Hey darlin', you have a mighty fine flair to you. Ya free this evenin'?
  951. [13:36] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> There's An Army of dArkness????
  952. [13:36] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No!!! We must destroy it!!!
  953. [13:36] <Hivern[Strat]> Those were me. SorrY.
  954. [13:36] <Cade[Soro]> Nah, it's fine.
  955. [13:36] <Cade[Soro]> His "army of darkness" has like.
  956. [13:36] <Cade[Soro]> One person.
  957. [13:36] <Cade[Soro]> Him.
  958. [13:36] <Amuzak[Matt]> SO I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, TAKE IT THAT YOU WILL BE JOINING THE SIDE OF THE HEROES?
  959. [13:36] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Wa;t
  960. [13:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> army of darkness?
  961. [13:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> does ;t involve any undead?
  962. [13:37] <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT! MWAHAHA!
  963. [13:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;)
  964. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> It doesn't.
  965. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> Really.
  966. [13:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may ; jo;n?
  967. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> He's literally just a shitty roleplayer.
  968. [13:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may we rule s;de by s;de?
  969. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> Oh god.
  970. [13:37] <Hivern[Strat]> I would also like to Join this armY of darkness.
  971. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> You're worse.
  972. [13:37] <Cade[Soro]> lol
  973. [13:37] <Amuzak[Matt]> Okay, well, here's where it gets kinda complicated.
  974. [13:37] <Amuzak[Matt]> See.
  975. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> Y'can't really join side by side with me.
  976. [13:38] <Cade[Soro]> Oh, fun, let's all jump into the psychopath boat together.
  977. [13:38] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> may we feast upon the flesh of those who would oppose us with our ;ncred;ble undead force??
  978. [13:38] <Cade[Soro]> It'll be fun.
  979. [13:38] == Argo[Gauss] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com]
  980. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> Because, I'm the final boss.
  981. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> There can't be two final bosses.
  982. [13:38] <Hivern[Strat]> Wait.
  983. [13:38] == Argo[Gauss] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  984. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> So, instead, I have a different proposition for you.
  985. [13:38] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Well, I certainly didn't vote you into that position
  986. [13:38] <Hivern[Strat]> I'm sorrY but wait.
  987. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> How about this:
  988. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> Miniboss?
  989. [13:38] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll gladly take a lower poss;tion
  990. [13:38] <Cade[Soro]> Unkempt hair dude, I take it you're sitting out on this one?
  991. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> Awesome, miniboss it is.
  992. [13:38] <Hivern[Strat]> Does that mean if I kill You, I Get to be the new final boss?
  993. [13:38] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;f ; can command the forces of the dead
  994. [13:38] <Amuzak[Matt]> AS FOR THE REST OF YOU!
  995. [13:39] <Argo[Gauss]> Just be the bonus boss, I don't know.
  996. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> Okay, here's where it gets cringy.
  997. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> Watch and learn.
  998. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> THE ARMY OF DARKNESS BEGINS TO GROW!
  999. [13:39] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> In all honesty, this borderline nepetism isn't good for a thriving community
  1000. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> MWAHAHA!
  1001. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> I, JAKARR INAIIT WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
  1002. [13:39] <Argo[Gauss]> I'm in.
  1003. [13:39] <Argo[Gauss]> With villain-boy, I mean.
  1004. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> Wait, you too, Argo?
  1005. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> Oh, okay.
  1006. [13:39] * Lumaya[Ocelot] uses Telekinesis: Crush on Amuzak
  1007. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> AH, IT IS YOU, JAKARR!
  1008. [13:39] <Argo[Gauss]> Don't worry, Cade, it's only temporary.
  1009. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> Dude, what are you doing here?
  1010. [13:39] <Cade[Soro]> Phew.
  1011. [13:39] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> kneel before our forces of the dead!
  1012. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> This is like.
  1013. [13:39] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;)
  1014. [13:39] <Amuzak[Matt]> Nowhere near the last level.
  1015. [13:39] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;D
  1016. [13:40] <Amuzak[Matt]> You aren't ready to fight me yet.
  1017. [13:40] <Hivern[Strat]> Ooh, ooh!
  1018. [13:40] <Cade[Soro]> I was beginning to worry that everybody here was in the psychopath party.
  1019. [13:40] <Hivern[Strat]> Can we be the mooks?
  1020. [13:40] <Cade[Soro]> That was going to get really bad really fast.
  1021. [13:40] * Hivern[Strat] smiles and produces six more clones of himself.
  1022. [13:40] <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT! I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM A PSYCHOPATH THAT WILL DESTROY THE WORLD! MWAHAHA!
  1023. [13:40] <Lukas[Silver]> why
  1024. [13:40] <Argo[Gauss]> I'm just gonna go over and get some food, don't mind lil' ol' me.
  1025. [13:40] <Lukas[Silver]> why do you need so many clones
  1026. [13:40] * Argo[Gauss] secretly grabs one of them
  1027. [13:40] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> The entire system has fallen apart due to the chaos of Amuzak's dictatorship
  1028. [13:41] <Amuzak[Matt]> YES, EXACTLY!
  1029. [13:41] <Cade[Soro]> Unkempt hair dude, do you want to join the heroic party and shit?
  1030. [13:41] <Cade[Soro]> It's clearly a very serious invasion.
  1031. [13:41] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t ;s
  1032. [13:41] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and you w;ll fall before ;t
  1033. [13:41] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, CREATE CHAOS WHEREVER I GO! MWAHAHA!
  1034. [13:41] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'll join the heroiC pArty!!!
  1035. [13:41] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> If we're to make any real progress, I think rehabilitation may be required
  1036. [13:41] <Argo[Gauss]> So, darlin', you wanna go and grab some popsicles while we're at it?
  1037. [13:41] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Lumaya, an oppos;ng force
  1038. [13:41] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> WhAt's rehAbilitAtion???
  1039. [13:41] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> as ;t always has been
  1040. [13:42] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> as ;t w;ll be
  1041. [13:42] <Cade[Soro]> Okay, we have two heroes now, I guess.
  1042. [13:42] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> I'm not saying that we should employ Stalinistic re-education camps. But if you'#ve come to that conclusion, I won't object
  1043. [13:42] <Cade[Soro]> Instead of arguing over who gets to be party leader, why don't we do this like.
  1044. [13:42] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Vote
  1045. [13:42] <Cade[Soro]> Just different archetypes and shit.
  1046. [13:42] <Cade[Soro]> I can be the Mage.
  1047. [13:42] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Who is stAlin???
  1048. [13:42] <Amuzak[Matt]> YES, EXACTLY!
  1049. [13:42] <Hivern[Strat]> We vote Hivern.
  1050. [13:42] <Hivern[Strat]> All of us.
  1051. [13:43] <Amuzak[Matt]> THE HEROES HAVE NO SENSE OF HIERARCHY!
  1052. [13:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> they w;ll fall to our UNDEAD ARMY
  1053. [13:43] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Unfortunatly, this attempt at a hierarchy is doomed to fail.
  1054. [13:43] <Amuzak[Matt]> THE HEROES WORK TOGETHER, BECAUSE THEY ALL ARE NICE AND KIND! MWAHAHA!
  1055. [13:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> our UNDEAD ARMY w;ll destroy them because they don't have a h;erarchy
  1056. [13:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> and because
  1057. [13:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;t's an undead army
  1058. [13:43] <Cade[Soro]> Who needs hierarchy when we can all support morals of friendship, happiness, and other random values shoehorned in like that?
  1059. [13:44] <Argo[Gauss]> Back to the situation at hand.
  1060. [13:44] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> We do!
  1061. [13:44] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Because then there isn't an elected dictatorship
  1062. [13:44] <Cade[Soro]> Or hands, if we're talking clone guy.
  1063. [13:44] <Argo[Gauss]> So, I didn't catch your name.
  1064. [13:44] <Cade[Soro]> He has a lot of hands.
  1065. [13:44] <Hivern[Strat]> "I would be Hivern. And Yourself?"
  1066. [13:44] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; am ;ld;;r dorraj, the one who w;ll destroy you w;th h;s army of the dead!
  1067. [13:45] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> No, you won't!!!!!
  1068. [13:45] <Cade[Soro]> I'm Cade.
  1069. [13:45] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll.
  1070. [13:45] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Cornelia Graccus. Tribune of the Plebians
  1071. [13:45] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> Hello, CAde And CorneliA!!!!
  1072. [13:45] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> once ; get it up and runn;ng
  1073. [13:45] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wh;ch ; have now!!
  1074. [13:45] <Hivern[Strat]> It's wonderful to meet You all. I'll trY not to die and forGet anY of You.
  1075. [13:45] <Argo[Gauss]> Argo Steller. Pleasure to meet ya.
  1076. [13:45] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> thanks to my new boss!
  1077. [13:45] <Argo[Gauss]> What flavor do you want? Grape? Strawberry?
  1078. [13:45] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> haah ;D
  1079. [13:46] <Cade[Soro]> Do they even have popsicles on your planet, Argo?
  1080. [13:46] <Argo[Gauss]> There should be some in the fridge over here.
  1081. [13:46] <Cade[Soro]> Huh.
  1082. [13:46] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, REQUEST THE FLAVOUR OF EVIL! MWAHAHA!
  1083. [13:46] <Argo[Gauss]> Cade, I've explored many planets.
  1084. [13:46] <Argo[Gauss]> Don't take me for a damn fool.
  1085. [13:46] <Cade[Soro]> But you've been stranded on that one for... how long?
  1086. [13:46] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; w;ll have the flavour of the dead
  1087. [13:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> but not l;ke
  1088. [13:47] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> You've explored plAnets????
  1089. [13:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> actual corpses
  1090. [13:47] <Hivern[Strat]> Is Hivern an oPtion for flavour?
  1091. [13:47] <Argo[Gauss]> 6 months, I believe.
  1092. [13:47] <Cade[Soro]> I'm not questioning your knowledge of popsicles.
  1093. [13:47] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> How mAny Aliens did you find????
  1094. [13:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> unless that's what you're ;nto
  1095. [13:47] <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, let's see.
  1096. [13:47] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Popsicles? I would've thought a more apt array of refreshments would be appropreate for... *Jestures at the man doomsaying*
  1097. [13:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ; suppose ; could try
  1098. [13:47] <Argo[Gauss]> There's the humans, which we all know.
  1099. [13:47] <Cade[Soro]> I'm questioning how the rest of the planet knows them, and makes them.
  1100. [13:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> one quest;on
  1101. [13:47] <Cade[Soro]> Two answers, because why not?
  1102. [13:47] <Argo[Gauss]> And there's the Avians. Chirpy lil' fellas, believe in a god.
  1103. [13:48] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> what ;s a pops;cle?
  1104. [13:48] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> CAn you tAke me to meet the AviAns???
  1105. [13:48] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> It's frozen juiced fruits
  1106. [13:48] <Argo[Gauss]> Maybe, darlin'
  1107. [13:48] <Cade[Soro]> It's frozen fruit juice and stuff.
  1108. [13:48] <Argo[Gauss]> If I ever get the ship fixed.
  1109. [13:48] <Argo[Gauss]> Also, I've picked up plenty of popsicles from Infinity Express.
  1110. [13:49] <Cade[Soro]> Huh.
  1111. [13:49] <Cade[Soro]> Okay.
  1112. [13:49] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ah, frozen ju;ced grubpods on a st;ck?
  1113. [13:49] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Crashlanded? That's an interesting trope. Where do you have claimed to come from?
  1114. [13:50] <Argo[Gauss]> I've been wanderin' around from home for several years, so my memory might be fuzzy.
  1115. [13:50] <Cade[Soro]> Can confirm.
  1116. [13:50] <Argo[Gauss]> Ah, now I remember. Alchiba 404 XI.
  1117. [13:50] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, HAVE COME FROM A WORLD COATED IN DARKNESS THAT HAS TWISTED MY MIND AND CORRUPTED IT TO THE FAR REGIONS OF THE DARKNESS! MWAHAHA!
  1118. [13:50] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Ahh yes, and I've just returned from my voyage back to the Roman Republic
  1119. [13:50] <Lumaya[Ocelot]> I'll go fix your ship!!!!
  1120. [13:51] * Lumaya[Ocelot] dashes off somewhere
  1121. [13:51] == Lumaya[Ocelot] [[email protected]] has left #RPGStuck_RedLotus []
  1122. [13:51] <Argo[Gauss]> Great, have fun trying to replace a FTL drive.
  1123. [13:51] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> now that's one less who w;ll oppose us!
  1124. [13:51] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> know;ng her, she won't be back
  1125. [13:52] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> So, doomsayer, you never gave your name between gasped swears of immidiate demise
  1126. [13:52] * Argo[Gauss] takes a popsicle from the fridge, ending up with lime-flavored
  1127. [13:52] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;s there anyth;ng to eat ;n th;s god forsaken place?
  1128. [13:52] <Cade[Soro]> He is Amuzak.
  1129. [13:52] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Amuzak
  1130. [13:52] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> a name of the dead
  1131. [13:52] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> a name of power
  1132. [13:52] <Amuzak[Matt]> I, AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY, AM NAMED AMUZAK DUSTER, THE SUPREME VILLAIN OF VILLAINOUS VILLAINY! MWAHAHA!
  1133. [13:52] <Hivern[Strat]> I've Got a Pile of Hiverns riGht here.
  1134. [13:52] <Argo[Gauss]> And popsicles.
  1135. [13:53] <Cade[Soro]> And he also likes the phrase "supreme villain of villainous villainy"
  1136. [13:53] <Amuzak[Matt]> THAT IS CORRECT!
  1137. [13:53] <Cade[Soro]> Like.
  1138. [13:53] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ah, that rem;nds me
  1139. [13:53] <Cade[Soro]> He can't even find a thesaurus.
  1140. [13:53] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *starts picking up more clone corpses*
  1141. [13:53] * Hivern[Strat] starts stabbing himself to refill the pile
  1142. [13:54] <Lukas[Silver]> 100% normal guys
  1143. [13:54] <Lukas[Silver]> just saying
  1144. [13:54] <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1145. [13:54] <Argo[Gauss]> Y'have a real penchant for murder, don't ya?
  1146. [13:54] <Cade[Soro]> Healthy and nutritious.
  1147. [13:54] <Hivern[Strat]> Is it reallY murder when I don't mind?
  1148. [13:54] <Argo[Gauss]> How d'you even have those clones anyway?
  1149. [13:54] <Cade[Soro]> Technically, yes.
  1150. [13:54] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> It's really great how you feel that you can make progress on your goals. But in all honesty, my money would be on a frail old man with 4 too few limbs in a pitched fight
  1151. [13:55] <Hivern[Strat]> It's a lonG and somewhat sillY storY, that involves a lot of dead Hiverns.
  1152. [13:55] <Argo[Gauss]> No, what I mean is...
  1153. [13:55] <Argo[Gauss]> How did you MAKE those?
  1154. [13:56] <Hivern[Strat]> Oh. Well...
  1155. [13:56] <Hivern[Strat]> RePo takes care of most of that.
  1156. [13:56] <Argo[Gauss]> RePo?
  1157. [13:56] <Cade[Soro]> Agreed.
  1158. [13:56] <Hivern[Strat]> MY lusus. Sort of.
  1159. [13:57] == cyberizedMeister [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  1160. [13:57] == cyberizedMeister [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  1161. [13:57] <Cade[Soro]> Wow.
  1162. [13:57] <Cade[Soro]> Never even got to say hi.
  1163. [13:57] <Cade[Soro]> Such a shame.
  1164. [13:57] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> d;d the Door just move?
  1165. [13:57] <Cade[Soro]> I bet he saw unkempt hair dude and just ran off.
  1166. [13:57] <Argo[Gauss]> Nah, I think it was just a hunk of metal.
  1167. [13:57] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Ah
  1168. [13:57] <Lukas[Silver]> hey
  1169. [13:57] <Lukas[Silver]> rude
  1170. [13:57] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *goes back to corpse picking*
  1171. [13:58] <Argo[Gauss]> I think I'm just gonna go over somewhere and get myself drunk.
  1172. [13:58] <Argo[Gauss]> Welp, see ya around.
  1173. [13:58] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Careful. Over exposure to alcohol has adverse effects
  1174. [13:58] <Argo[Gauss]> I've been to my fair share of bars.
  1175. [13:59] <Argo[Gauss]> You could even say I'm travelin' for the perfect brew!
  1176. [13:59] <Argo[Gauss]> Not really.
  1177. [14:00] <Hivern[Strat]> Not reallY at all.
  1178. [14:01] * Argo[Gauss] takes off to a counter.
  1179. [14:01] == Argo[Gauss] has changed nick to Ceran[Gauss]
  1180. [14:02] <Cade[Soro]> Oh look, a new person.
  1181. [14:02] <Cade[Soro]> Who wasn't immediately scared off by unkempt hair.
  1182. [14:02] <Ceran[Gauss]> Report.
  1183. [14:02] <Cade[Soro]> You have my commendations on that.
  1184. [14:02] <Ceran[Gauss]> I am in an unknown environment.
  1185. [14:02] <Cade[Soro]> Indeed you are.
  1186. [14:03] <Ceran[Gauss]> This seems to be a human establishment known as a "restaurant".
  1187. [14:03] <Cade[Soro]> Huh, is it?
  1188. [14:03] <Lukas[Silver]> really?
  1189. [14:03] <Ceran[Gauss]> Hypothesis.
  1190. [14:03] <Cade[Soro]> I never really stopped to examine the surroundings.
  1191. [14:03] <Lukas[Silver]> because no one can see my hair at all
  1192. [14:03] <Cade[Soro]> No, nobody can see anything OTHER than your hair.
  1193. [14:03] <Lukas[Silver]> huh
  1194. [14:03] <Lukas[Silver]> wow
  1195. [14:03] <Cade[Soro]> It's that great~.
  1196. [14:03] <Lukas[Silver]> never noticed that
  1197. [14:04] == Hivern[Strat] has changed nick to Ana[Strat]
  1198. [14:04] <Ceran[Gauss]> Also, there is a male human with an insurmountably unorganized hairstyle.
  1199. [14:04] <Ana[Strat]> Hi everyone!
  1200. [14:04] <Cade[Soro]> Hello.
  1201. [14:04] <Lukas[Silver]> oh good dead body guy is gone
  1202. [14:04] <Cade[Soro]> Who are you and what are you?
  1203. [14:04] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Take DNA sample of the messy-haired being for research
  1204. [14:04] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Take DNA sample of the messy-haired being for research
  1205. [14:04] <Cade[Soro]> Happily.
  1206. [14:04] <Lukas[Silver]> NO
  1207. [14:05] <Lukas[Silver]> I'M DONE WITH DNA ANALYSIS
  1208. [14:05] <Ceran[Gauss]> I have made an attempt, but alas.
  1209. [14:05] <Cade[Soro]> *Cade takes out a syringe and attempts to take a blood sample.
  1210. [14:05] <Lukas[Silver]> NO
  1211. [14:05] <Lukas[Silver]> GET OFF
  1212. [14:05] <Ana[Strat]> No stealing DNA. That's not okay.
  1213. [14:05] * Lukas[Silver] slaps Cade
  1214. [14:05] <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage
  1215. [14:05] <Ceran[Gauss]> Violence detected.
  1216. [14:06] <Ceran[Gauss]> Initiating suppressor system.
  1217. [14:06] <Cade[Soro]> But as said before.
  1218. [14:06] * Ceran[Gauss] backs up
  1219. [14:06] <Cade[Soro]> New person, who and what are you?
  1220. [14:06] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door drags one of his new corpses into a corner and watches from afar*
  1221. [14:07] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> *Cornelia pulls aside a waiter and slips them something. She then orders food*
  1222. [14:07] <Ana[Strat]> "Who, me?"
  1223. [14:07] <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1224. [14:07] <Cade[Soro]> You.
  1225. [14:07] <Lukas[Silver]> yeah you
  1226. [14:07] <Ana[Strat]> "I'm Ana!"
  1227. [14:08] <Ceran[Gauss]> Disengaging suppressor systems.
  1228. [14:08] <Cade[Soro]> I got the blood sample though, if you really want.
  1229. [14:08] <Cade[Soro]> I think.
  1230. [14:08] <Cade[Soro]> I'm not sure?
  1231. [14:08] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Greetings Ana. Be wary of the one in the corner counting corpses, he's not wuite with us.
  1232. [14:08] <Ana[Strat]> Give his blood back. There are laws against that.
  1233. [14:09] <Cade[Soro]> Ehhhhhhh
  1234. [14:09] == Amuzak[Matt] has changed nick to Korfan[Matt]
  1235. [14:09] <Korfan[Matt]> I HAVE ARRIVED!
  1236. [14:09] <Cade[Soro]> Who and what are you?
  1237. [14:09] <Lukas[Silver]> oh great, another shouter
  1238. [14:09] <Lukas[Silver]> amazing
  1239. [14:09] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Decrease vocal output volume.
  1240. [14:09] <Korfan[Matt]> I AM KORFAN ZOZAVO!
  1241. [14:10] <Lukas[Silver]> or just keep shouting
  1242. [14:10] <Lukas[Silver]> that works too
  1243. [14:10] <Korfan[Matt]> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!
  1244. [14:10] <Cade[Soro]> *Cade hands Ceran the syringe
  1245. [14:10] <Ana[Strat]> MAYBE be a bit quieter.
  1246. [14:10] <Ceran[Gauss]> Report: gratitude.
  1247. [14:10] * Ceran[Gauss] takes the syringe.
  1248. [14:10] <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, what are you?
  1249. [14:11] <Cade[Soro]> Human, troll, novakid, elf, saytr, roc, or something completely else?
  1250. [14:11] <Korfan[Matt]> I AM THE FUTURE EMPEROR OF ALTERNIA!
  1251. [14:11] <Cade[Soro]> Actually, scratch out Roc.
  1252. [14:11] <Cade[Soro]> I don't think rocs can talk.
  1253. [14:11] <Cade[Soro]> Or if they can, they were too busy murdering me to talk.
  1254. [14:11] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> Korfan, I wouldn't advise throwing your weight around here. There's a few too many who'll take it as a challenge
  1255. [14:12] <Korfan[Matt]> SILENCE!
  1256. [14:12] <Ana[Strat]> SILENCE you.
  1257. [14:12] <Korfan[Matt]> NO!
  1258. [14:12] <Korfan[Matt]> you HAVE NO AUTHORITY OVER ME!
  1259. [14:12] <Ana[Strat]> Please. :) :) :)
  1260. [14:12] <Cade[Soro]> I feel like I should say silence too.
  1261. [14:12] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Decrease vocal output volume. Or force will have to be taken.
  1262. [14:12] <Cade[Soro]> So, silence.
  1263. [14:12] <Korfan[Matt]> your FORCE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
  1264. [14:12] <Ceran[Gauss]> Very well.
  1265. [14:13] * Ceran[Gauss] deploys several drones.
  1266. [14:13] <Lukas[Silver]> dont beat up the shouters
  1267. [14:13] <Cade[Soro]> Roll initiative.
  1268. [14:13] <Lukas[Silver]> thatll prove them right
  1269. [14:13] <Lukas[Silver]> shut up you
  1270. [14:13] <Cade[Soro]> Eh, I'm kind of in the mood to see something get beat up.
  1271. [14:13] <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+3
  1272. [14:13] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+3) [8+3] : {11}
  1273. [14:13] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> FOR HELL'S SAKE WOULD YOU ;D;OTS KEEP ;T DOWN
  1274. [14:14] <Ana[Strat]> Ooh, can I join?
  1275. [14:14] <Korfan[Matt]> SILENCE!
  1276. [14:14] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;'m try;ng to focus!
  1277. [14:14] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1278. [14:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [18+1] : {19}
  1279. [14:14] <Cade[Soro]> It's been WAY too long since I've talked to Zazzy and I need stress relief.
  1280. [14:14] <Cade[Soro]> The Drones go first.
  1281. [14:14] <Ana[Strat]> !roll 1d20+2
  1282. [14:14] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
  1283. [14:14] <Cade[Soro]> The turn order is.
  1284. [14:14] <Cade[Soro]> Drones > Korfan > Ana
  1285. [14:14] <Cornelia[OboDerf]> *Cornelia is now eating. She watches, occasionally throwing out insults*
  1286. [14:15] <Cade[Soro]> The drones may take their turn.
  1287. [14:15] <Ceran[Gauss]> I deploy a drone to fire at Korfan.
  1288. [14:15] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1289. [14:15] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [7+6] : {13}
  1290. [14:15] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door looks upset in his brooding corner, occasionally spouting threats of an undead army*
  1291. [14:16] <Korfan[Matt]> That's a hit, ties with AC.
  1292. [14:16] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d2+4
  1293. [14:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2+4) [2+4] : {6}
  1294. [14:16] <Cade[Soro]> Take 6 damage.
  1295. [14:16] <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1296. [14:16] <Ceran[Gauss]> I've used up all my actions, so I'm good.
  1297. [14:16] <Cade[Soro]> Alright.
  1298. [14:16] <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, your turn.
  1299. [14:17] <Cade[Soro]> For convenience's sake, let's say everyone's within range of eachother.
  1300. [14:17] <Cade[Soro]> Fuck personal space, we have lazy combat creation!
  1301. [14:17] <Korfan[Matt]> Stab the nearest drone with his spear.
  1302. [14:17] <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+5 to hit
  1303. [14:17] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
  1304. [14:18] <Cade[Soro]> Hit or miss?
  1305. [14:18] <Ceran[Gauss]> Miss.
  1306. [14:19] <Cade[Soro]> The spear embeds itself in the middle of one of the tables, cracking it down the middle.
  1307. [14:19] <Cade[Soro]> The regular customers and the waiters look kind of distressed.
  1308. [14:19] <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1309. [14:19] <Korfan[Matt]> Nope. End turn.
  1310. [14:19] <Cade[Soro]> Ana, it's your turn.
  1311. [14:20] * Ana[Strat] waves her arm in an exaggerated fashion and telekinetically puts the table back together.
  1312. [14:20] <Ana[Strat]> Lift 5
  1313. [14:20] <Ana[Strat]> :) :) :)
  1314. [14:20] <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1315. [14:20] <Cade[Soro]> The table is successfully repaired.
  1316. [14:20] <Cade[Soro]> Congratulations.
  1317. [14:20] <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, it's your turn again.
  1318. [14:22] <Ana[Strat]> Fun is fun, but try not to do too much damage to the locale, okay you guys?
  1319. [14:22] <Cade[Soro]> The staff seem to agree with this notion, nodding their heads slightly.
  1320. [14:23] <Ceran[Gauss]> Understood.
  1321. [14:23] <Korfan[Matt]> THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!
  1322. [14:23] <Ana[Strat]> It is.
  1323. [14:23] <Korfan[Matt]> I WILL PROVE TO you THAT I CAN NOT DAMAGE TALBES MUCH BETTER THAN you CAN!
  1324. [14:23] <Ana[Strat]> Don't damage the locale.
  1325. [14:23] <Ana[Strat]> PERFECT!
  1326. [14:23] <Ceran[Gauss]> I set up a beacon at my feet.
  1327. [14:24] <Ceran[Gauss]> That's another drone down.
  1328. [14:24] <Ana[Strat]> OOH, those are neat.
  1329. [14:24] <Ceran[Gauss]> The drone continues to fire at Korfan, this time strengthened.
  1330. [14:24] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1331. [14:24] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
  1332. [14:24] <Cade[Soro]> That's a hit.
  1333. [14:24] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d2+6
  1334. [14:24] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d2+6) [2+6] : {8}
  1335. [14:25] <Cade[Soro]> Take 8 damage, Korfan.
  1336. [14:25] <Korfan[Matt]> Done, 14 total.
  1337. [14:25] <Cade[Soro]> HP left?
  1338. [14:25] <Korfan[Matt]> 21.
  1339. [14:25] <Cade[Soro]> o7
  1340. [14:25] <Ana[Strat]> Can I see one?
  1341. [14:25] <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you'd like to take?
  1342. [14:26] <Ceran[Gauss]> nope
  1343. [14:26] <Cade[Soro]> Alright then.
  1344. [14:26] <Cade[Soro]> Korfan, it's your turn.
  1345. [14:26] <Ana[Strat]> Aww, PLEASE?
  1346. [14:26] <Korfan[Matt]> New plan, stop stabbing the drones (and tables), go for the dude putting down the drones.
  1347. [14:26] <Ana[Strat]> :( :( :( :( :(
  1348. [14:26] <Korfan[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+5 to hit.
  1349. [14:26] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9}
  1350. [14:27] <Cade[Soro]> And I'm willing to bet that misses horribly.
  1351. [14:27] <Cade[Soro]> And instead of hitting a table this time, you hit a waiter!
  1352. [14:27] <Cade[Soro]> Good job!
  1353. [14:27] <Ana[Strat]> >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
  1354. [14:27] <Cade[Soro]> They run off, with a new hole in their arm.
  1355. [14:27] <Korfan[Matt]> you PROBABLY DESERVED THAT!
  1356. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> The rest of the staff and customers start flailing wildly, before exiting the establishment.
  1357. [14:28] <Korfan[Matt]> Any chance I can use my minor action to use Drive Through on the waiter?
  1358. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> You hear a distant boom, and the foundation shakes, but you have the restaurant all to yourself now.
  1359. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> And no.
  1360. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> Please don't.
  1361. [14:28] <Korfan[Matt]> Aw.
  1362. [14:28] <Korfan[Matt]> In that case, end turn.
  1363. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> Any remaining actions you can take?
  1364. [14:28] <Korfan[Matt]> Nope.
  1365. [14:28] * Ana[Strat] gives Korfan an unimpressed look.
  1366. [14:28] <Cade[Soro]> Ana, it's your turn.
  1367. [14:28] <Korfan[Matt]> he PROBABLY DESERVED IT.
  1368. [14:29] * Ana[Strat] activates MindKind 3, conjures her SAFETY EXTINGUISHER, walks up to Korfan, and bashes him in the skull with Power Attack 9.
  1369. [14:29] <Ceran[Gauss]> Hypothesis: Maybe you do.
  1370. [14:29] <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+9 vs AC
  1371. [14:29] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+9) [20+9] : {29}
  1372. [14:29] <Korfan[Matt]> OH.
  1373. [14:29] <Cade[Soro]> Crit.
  1374. [14:29] <Ana[Strat]> Neat
  1375. [14:29] <Ceran[Gauss]> ! C R I T !
  1376. [14:29] <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 19d3+9 damage
  1377. [14:29] <Tyche[Dice]> (19d3+9) [40+9] : {49}
  1378. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> Uh.
  1379. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> I think he's dead.
  1380. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> Like, instant dead.
  1381. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> Right?
  1382. [14:30] <Korfan[Matt]> Yep.
  1383. [14:30] <Lukas[Silver]> there he goes
  1384. [14:30] <Ana[Strat]> ... Too much?
  1385. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> Korfan's corpse falls over, dead.
  1386. [14:30] <Korfan[Matt]> -35
  1387. [14:30] <Korfan[Matt]> exactly negative full health.
  1388. [14:30] <Ceran[Gauss]> Excess violence, perhaps.
  1389. [14:30] <Lukas[Silver]> rip
  1390. [14:30] <Lukas[Silver]> he's dead
  1391. [14:30] <Cade[Soro]> You hear a distant roaring, before the entire roof is torn off.
  1392. [14:30] <Ana[Strat]> Oops.
  1393. [14:30] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal: Dispose of the victim's corpse.
  1394. [14:30] <Ana[Strat]> Sorry!
  1395. [14:30] <Korfan[Matt]> Wait, no.
  1396. [14:31] <Korfan[Matt]> Only -28.
  1397. [14:31] <Cade[Soro]> The sky is heavily infested with meteors, and you can vaguely see flying shapes demolishing skyscrapers.
  1398. [14:31] <Lukas[Silver]> oh good
  1399. [14:31] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door runs over and examines korfan, then capthalogues him
  1400. [14:31] <Lukas[Silver]> no murder yet
  1401. [14:31] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh
  1402. [14:31] <Cade[Soro]> Oh, then Korfan may begin rolling his death saves.
  1403. [14:31] <Ana[Strat]> See, the funny thing
  1404. [14:31] <Ana[Strat]> Is I still have a minor action
  1405. [14:31] <Cade[Soro]> Which you will use for?
  1406. [14:31] == Korfan[Matt] has changed nick to Dead[Matt]
  1407. [14:32] <Ana[Strat]> Mostly comment on my ability to hit him again
  1408. [14:32] <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1409. [14:32] <Cade[Soro]> Korfan may begin rolling his death saves.
  1410. [14:32] <Dead[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1411. [14:32] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [8+2] : {10}
  1412. [14:32] <Cade[Soro]> 1 pass, 0 non
  1413. [14:33] <Ceran[Gauss]> I recall my drones.
  1414. [14:33] <Cade[Soro]> Unless anybody wishes to stabilize him?
  1415. [14:33] <Ceran[Gauss]> And then go over to Korfan and try to stabilize him.
  1416. [14:33] <Cade[Soro]> Roll Medicine.
  1417. [14:34] <Ceran[Gauss]> !Roll 1d20
  1418. [14:34] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [19] : {19}
  1419. [14:34] <Cade[Soro]> He is stabilized at 1 HP.
  1420. [14:34] <Ceran[Gauss]> Proposal
  1421. [14:34] <Ceran[Gauss]> : Decrease vocal output volume.
  1422. [14:34] <Cade[Soro]> Also, the roof is still off.
  1423. [14:34] <Cade[Soro]> That is a thing that never stopped happening.
  1424. [14:34] * Ana[Strat] telekinesis-es the roof back together.
  1425. [14:34] == Dead[Matt] has changed nick to Korfan[Matt]
  1426. [14:34] <Ceran[Gauss]> Or perhaps, recieve a blunt hit to a fire extinguisher.
  1427. [14:34] <Cade[Soro]> You telekinesis the roof back together, but it keeps getting torn back apart.
  1428. [14:35] <Cade[Soro]> It appears something is trying to get in.
  1429. [14:35] <Ceran[Gauss]> Initiate evacuation procedures.
  1430. [14:35] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> *Door stands up from his corner dwellings and observes*
  1431. [14:36] <Ana[Strat]> :) :) :)
  1432. [14:36] * Korfan[Matt] stands and walks away, fuming.
  1433. [14:36] <Ana[Strat]> Sorry!
  1434. [14:36] <Ana[Strat]> I mean, not REALLY, but a little bit!
  1435. [14:37] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> What's the roof's problem?
  1436. [14:37] <Cade[Soro]> Roll Perception to find out.
  1437. [14:37] == Korfan[Matt] has changed nick to Rennia[Matt]
  1438. [14:37] == Lukas[Silver] has changed nick to Laviil[Silver]
  1439. [14:38] == Ana[Strat] has changed nick to Rosalind[Strat]
  1440. [14:38] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20
  1441. [14:38] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [4] : {4}
  1442. [14:38] == Rennia[Matt] has changed nick to Zhayko[Matt]
  1443. [14:38] <Cade[Soro]> Three new people walk in to see the carnage unfolding.
  1444. [14:38] * Ceran[Gauss] exits the restaurant.
  1445. [14:38] <Cade[Soro]> You don't see what's happening to the roof, but due to the lack of Ana keeping it together, it gets fully pulled apart.
  1446. [14:38] <Laviil[Silver]> "what iiss thiiss"
  1447. [14:39] <Laviil[Silver]> "what diid ii juusst wallk iin on?"
  1448. [14:39] <Cade[Soro]> A scaly, reptilian face with large yellow eyes stares back down at you.
  1449. [14:39] <Cade[Soro]> Well, fuck.
  1450. [14:39] <Cade[Soro]> Apparently dragons are real now.
  1451. [14:39] * Rosalind[Strat] shoots it
  1452. [14:39] <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage.
  1453. [14:39] <Laviil[Silver]> "Rosalind."
  1454. [14:39] <Laviil[Silver]> "why?"
  1455. [14:39] <Zhayko[Matt]> What is the meaning of this?
  1456. [14:39] <Rosalind[Strat]> "I like shooting things. Shoot me."
  1457. [14:39] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Th;s ;s... a monster?"
  1458. [14:40] <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1459. [14:40] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [20+6] : {26}
  1460. [14:40] <Cade[Soro]> Crit.
  1461. [14:40] <Rosalind[Strat]> Oh neat
  1462. [14:40] <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 2d8+5 damage
  1463. [14:40] <Tyche[Dice]> (2d8+5) [10+5] : {15}
  1464. [14:40] <Laviil[Silver]> ii don't have a guun and youu know that
  1465. [14:40] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon takes the shot directly to the face, recoiling and letting out a little jet of flame.
  1466. [14:40] <Cade[Soro]> All of you, roll Acrobatics to dodge it.
  1467. [14:40] <Rosalind[Strat]> WOO! GET REKT!
  1468. [14:40] <Rosalind[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1469. [14:40] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [13+6] : {19}
  1470. [14:41] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1471. [14:41] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
  1472. [14:41] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1473. [14:41] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [20+1] : {21}
  1474. [14:41] <Laviil[Silver]> !roll 1d20+2
  1475. [14:41] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [12+2] : {14}
  1476. [14:41] * Laviil[Silver] flies away
  1477. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> You all dodge it except for Zhayko, but Ildiir dodges good enough to make him dodge too.
  1478. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon looks rather unsatisfied.
  1479. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> Laviil, you fly upwards.
  1480. [14:42] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "you're welcome"
  1481. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, as you exit the restaurant, you notice the carnage unfolding around you.
  1482. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> Giant skyscrapers in the city are crashing down, attacked by similar dragon beings.
  1483. [14:42] <Cade[Soro]> Meteors are taking out chunks of it at a time.
  1484. [14:43] <Cade[Soro]> It appears that you're all screwed.
  1485. [14:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door throws a table at the dragon with telekinesis
  1486. [14:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1487. [14:43] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [1+4] : {5}
  1488. [14:43] <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage.
  1489. [14:43] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ;_;
  1490. [14:43] <Laviil[Silver]> ;-;
  1491. [14:43] <Cade[Soro]> You throw the table so badly it hits you, dealing
  1492. [14:43] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d6
  1493. [14:43] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6) [4] : {4}
  1494. [14:43] <Cade[Soro]> Four damage.
  1495. [14:43] * Rosalind[Strat] , who is screwed, decides that there is someone better to take her place during this entry sequence after all
  1496. [14:43] == Rosalind[Strat] has changed nick to Ana[Strat]
  1497. [14:43] * Zhayko[Matt] searches for the The Guardian.
  1498. [14:44] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon decides NOPE and just grabs the building and flies away.
  1499. [14:44] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, roll Perception.
  1500. [14:44] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Fuck;ng lousy table ;_;"
  1501. [14:44] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+6
  1502. [14:44] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [4+6] : {10}
  1503. [14:44] <Cade[Soro]> All of you in the building (everybody but Laviil and Ceran) stumble as it is ripped from the ground.
  1504. [14:44] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you see a vague glow in the distance that might be it, but you're not sure.
  1505. [14:44] * Zhayko[Matt] is wasting time by not investigating it. He goes.
  1506. [14:45] <Cade[Soro]> Roll Acrobatics to jump from the building correctly.
  1507. [14:45] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1508. [14:45] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [20+2] : {22}
  1509. [14:45] * Ana[Strat] Levitates herself down
  1510. [14:45] <Cade[Soro]> You jump down, doing a few flips, and then stick the landing, getting +20 Style points from the flip.
  1511. [14:45] <Cade[Soro]> Ana levitates down.
  1512. [14:46] <Ana[Strat]> "Does anyone else need any help getting down?"
  1513. [14:46] <Cade[Soro]> The only people still in the building are Ildiir, Cornelia, and Mike.
  1514. [14:47] * Ana[Strat] levitates them down too because screw you she's a 1e psion
  1515. [14:47] <Cade[Soro]> They all levitate down BY THE POWER OF 1E PSIONICS.
  1516. [14:47] <Cade[Soro]> They just kind of stand there, staring into space.
  1517. [14:47] * Zhayko[Matt] begins running towards the supposed guardian
  1518. [14:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door fights this levitation
  1519. [14:47] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> while in the air
  1520. [14:47] <Cade[Soro]> Roll Concentration
  1521. [14:47] <Cade[Soro]> or STRENGTH
  1522. [14:47] * Ana[Strat] might be guilty of forcing the 2e psionic rework
  1523. [14:48] <Ana[Strat]> "Oh sorry."
  1524. [14:48] * Ana[Strat] just lets him go if he doesn't want to be levitated
  1525. [14:48] <Ana[Strat]> Intentional fail
  1526. [14:48] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1527. [14:48] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1528. [14:48] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh
  1529. [14:48] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> well
  1530. [14:48] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> wow, another critfail
  1531. [14:48] <Zhayko[Matt]> Nice.
  1532. [14:48] <Cade[Soro]> You resist so badly you actually force Ana to keep you lavitated.
  1533. [14:48] == Kayen[geri] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  1534. [14:48] <Cade[Soro]> *levitated
  1535. [14:49] <Cade[Soro]> And then Kayen walks in, from seemingly out of nowhere.
  1536. [14:49] <Ana[Strat]> "Did you want me to let you down?"
  1537. [14:49] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "KAYEN!"
  1538. [14:49] * Zhayko[Matt] continues to walk to the guardian
  1539. [14:49] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon does not notice that it's quarry has left the building, and thus flies off into the distance of no relevancy.
  1540. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run towards the Guardian, but as you do so, a few robotic drones wander out of a building, and lock on to you.
  1541. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> Roll Initiative
  1542. [14:50] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1543. [14:50] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
  1544. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> The rest of you notice Zhayko wandering off somewhere.
  1545. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1546. [14:50] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [16+1] : {17} (1d20+1) [16+1] : {17}
  1547. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> And
  1548. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> they both go first.
  1549. [14:50] <Kayen[geri]> "Woah didn't know they invited slime to these types of THINGS."
  1550. [14:50] <Cade[Soro]> They charge at you, before taking out buzzsaws, and try to slice you.
  1551. [14:51] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "You w;ll pay for what you d;d to the Abhorned!"
  1552. [14:51] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1553. [14:51] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [19+1] : {20} (1d20+1) [10+1] : {11}
  1554. [14:51] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d6+1
  1555. [14:51] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d6+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1556. [14:51] <Cade[Soro]> They take off a bit of your fingernail, dealing 2 damage.
  1557. [14:51] * Zhayko[Matt] ignores them, and continues to go towards the guardian.
  1558. [14:51] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon, being no longer irrelevant turns around, and descends on the rest of the party.
  1559. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, roll Athletics.
  1560. [14:52] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1561. [14:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [11+2] : {13}
  1562. [14:52] <Kayen[geri]> "If you really want me to beat the shit out of you in the middle of a crowd of PEOPLE, DRONGO."
  1563. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 2#1d20+1
  1564. [14:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [13+1] : {14} (1d20+1) [12+1] : {13}
  1565. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> You outspeed one of them, but the other catches up to you.
  1566. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> Everyone who is not Zhayko, roll Initative
  1567. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, would you like to take a minor or a move?
  1568. [14:52] <Cade[Soro]> *minor or major
  1569. [14:52] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20
  1570. [14:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20) [4] : {4}
  1571. [14:52] <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+2
  1572. [14:52] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [6+2] : {8}
  1573. [14:53] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d20+2
  1574. [14:53] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+2) [2+2] : {4}
  1575. [14:53] <Zhayko[Matt]> Major action will be Thought Spear on one of the drones.
  1576. [14:53] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+4
  1577. [14:53] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  1578. [14:53] <Cade[Soro]> The turn order is
  1579. [14:53] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d20+6 versus WILL
  1580. [14:53] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [18+6] : {24}
  1581. [14:53] <Cade[Soro]> Kayen > Ana > Ildiir > Dragon
  1582. [14:54] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, that hits.
  1583. [14:54] <Zhayko[Matt]> !Roll 1d10+5 damage
  1584. [14:54] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+5) [5+5] : {10}
  1585. [14:54] <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, you may take your turn.
  1586. [14:54] <Kayen[geri]> what exactly am I attacking
  1587. [14:54] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon.
  1588. [14:54] <Kayen[geri]> Lolk
  1589. [14:54] <Zhayko[Matt]> Unless you wanna help me get to the megazord.
  1590. [14:54] <Cade[Soro]> Yes.
  1591. [14:55] <Kayen[geri]> I fire a shell at the dragon, then reload
  1592. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> The drone stumbles back, and then shakes it's head, and tries to buzzsaw you again.
  1593. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> Roll for hit and damage, Kayen.
  1594. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> !roll 1d20+1
  1595. [14:55] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [1+1] : {2}
  1596. [14:55] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6 To hit
  1597. [14:55] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [15+6] : {21}
  1598. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> The drone actually takes the buzzsaw to itself, cutting itself apart.
  1599. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, you hit.
  1600. [14:55] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, take 10 imaginary EXP
  1601. [14:55] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d10+8
  1602. [14:55] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d10+8) [6+8] : {14}
  1603. [14:55] <Zhayko[Matt]> Heck yes.
  1604. [14:55] <Kayen[geri]> Damage
  1605. [14:55] <Kayen[geri]> Then I reload
  1606. [14:56] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon recoils from your shell, a notable scar forming on his face.
  1607. [14:56] == Ceran[Gauss] [[email protected]] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
  1608. [14:56] <Zhayko[Matt]> Minor action to drop a smokescreen at my feet.
  1609. [14:56] <Zhayko[Matt]> End turn.
  1610. [14:56] <Cade[Soro]> Kayen, do you have any more actions to take?
  1611. [14:56] == Ceran[Gauss] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  1612. [14:56] <Kayen[geri]> Nope im p sure thats it
  1613. [14:56] <Cade[Soro]> Alright then.
  1614. [14:56] <Cade[Soro]> Ceran, would you like to roll initiative against the giant dragon attacking you?
  1615. [14:57] <Cade[Soro]> All right, then, Ana's turn.
  1616. [14:58] * Ana[Strat] switches her Safety Extinguisher for the Lightning Revolver, and shoots the dragon in the face.
  1617. [14:58] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, there are no more drones near you.
  1618. [14:58] <Cade[Soro]> You may continue running.
  1619. [14:58] <Zhayko[Matt]> In that case, I continue running.
  1620. [14:58] <Cade[Soro]> After quite a bit of running, you reach what looks to be the Guardian.
  1621. [14:58] <Ana[Strat]> !Roll 1d20+12 vs AC, Power Attack 2 plus Psi Blade 6
  1622. [14:58] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+12) [1+12] : {13}
  1623. [14:58] <Ana[Strat]> Oh
  1624. [14:58] <Ana[Strat]> Never mind
  1625. [14:58] <Cade[Soro]> RIP
  1626. [14:58] * Zhayko[Matt] goes into the guardian.
  1627. [14:58] <Cade[Soro]> You manage to drop your gun in the process.
  1628. [14:59] * Ana[Strat] picks up the gun because minor action
  1629. [14:59] <Ana[Strat]> End turn
  1630. [14:59] <Cade[Soro]> Drat, foiled again by minor actions.
  1631. [14:59] <Cade[Soro]> Ildiir, your turn.
  1632. [14:59] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you enter the Guardian, and it greets you.
  1633. [14:59] <Ana[Strat]> To be fair, the alternative was shooting again with the minor action
  1634. [14:59] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door uses chain lighting
  1635. [14:59] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> on kayen
  1636. [14:59] <Zhayko[Matt]> Oh heck yes.
  1637. [15:00] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1638. [15:00] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [12+4] : {16}
  1639. [15:00] <Kayen[geri]> What resist is that
  1640. [15:00] <Cade[Soro]> It informs you of the recent nigh-unstoppable apocalypse that has befallen LoAaE
  1641. [15:00] * Zhayko[Matt] is now in the megazord, and approaches the dragon to fire everything at it, barring the nukes.
  1642. [15:00] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> reflex
  1643. [15:00] <Kayen[geri]> HAH
  1644. [15:00] <Kayen[geri]> Yeah you dont hit
  1645. [15:00] <Zhayko[Matt]> "Inefficient"
  1646. [15:00] <Zhayko[Matt]> "It will be stopped"
  1647. [15:00] <Kayen[geri]> Im like 4 levels above u dud
  1648. [15:00] <Kayen[geri]> You should not have done this
  1649. [15:00] <Cade[Soro]> The lightning misses Kayen.
  1650. [15:00] <Zhayko[Matt]> "I am the Guardian of Alternia"
  1651. [15:00] <Laviil[Silver]> "Zhayko no"
  1652. [15:00] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "D;E YOU LUSUS K;LL;NG B;TCH"
  1653. [15:00] <Zhayko[Matt]> "Zhayko yes"
  1654. [15:00] <Ana[Strat]> "Ooh, robot!"
  1655. [15:00] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "OH SH;T ;_;"
  1656. [15:00] <Cade[Soro]> The dragon is exploded after a few seconds in a display of blood and gore.
  1657. [15:01] <Laviil[Silver]> "ssave ssome for a ssecond hiit"
  1658. [15:01] <Laviil[Silver]> "or not"
  1659. [15:01] <Cade[Soro]> You are, however, now out of bombs.
  1660. [15:01] <Laviil[Silver]> "or don't do that"
  1661. [15:01] <Zhayko[Matt]> "It deserved it"
  1662. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh wait
  1663. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> it's reflex
  1664. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> no
  1665. [15:01] <Laviil[Silver]> "whatever flloatss youur megazord"
  1666. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> not reflex
  1667. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> will
  1668. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> blah
  1669. [15:01] <Kayen[geri]> Lightning is not will
  1670. [15:01] <Cade[Soro]> The Guardian informs you of the new SCratch-esque game, Selebr8.
  1671. [15:01] <Kayen[geri]> Will is mental effects
  1672. [15:01] <Kayen[geri]> You dumb shit
  1673. [15:01] <Cade[Soro]> It has been installed on your terminal.
  1674. [15:01] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> At Will: Make a ranged psionic attack roll against Will resistance, if you succeed. deal Pd8 lightning damage to an enemy
  1675. [15:01] <Zhayko[Matt]> "What will this game do?"
  1676. [15:02] <Kayen[geri]> u shitting me
  1677. [15:02] <Kayen[geri]> Who the fuck writes this
  1678. [15:02] <Cade[Soro]> It informs you that is alike SCratch in that it will transport you into the Medium.
  1679. [15:02] <Cade[Soro]> However, it will not take LoAaE along with it, as LoAaE is pretty much fucked.
  1680. [15:02] <Kayen[geri]> U have to be next level stupid if you make a physical attack vs will
  1681. [15:02] <Cade[Soro]> Anyway, let's just say it misses Kayen.
  1682. [15:03] * Zhayko[Matt] runs the game.
  1683. [15:03] <Cade[Soro]> As to avoid argument and all-around saltiness.
  1684. [15:03] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yeah
  1685. [15:03] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run the game, but it appears you need a server and client.
  1686. [15:03] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> that's fair
  1687. [15:03] * Zhayko[Matt] activates the speakers.
  1688. [15:03] <Kayen[geri]> "Nice AIM, skin and BONES!"
  1689. [15:03] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> is puppetkind's move a minor action?
  1690. [15:03] <Zhayko[Matt]> "Someone give me their handle"
  1691. [15:03] <Zhayko[Matt]> "Quickly"
  1692. [15:03] <Ana[Strat]> "bouncebackEschaton!"
  1693. [15:04] * Zhayko[Matt] inputs bouncebackEschaton.
  1694. [15:04] <Cade[Soro]> You input it, and it accepts it.
  1695. [15:04] <Kayen[geri]> its a move
  1696. [15:04] <Kayen[geri]> jhb
  1697. [15:04] <Kayen[geri]> move action
  1698. [15:04] <Cade[Soro]> However, Ana does not have Selebr8 yet, so she cannot server or client for you.
  1699. [15:04] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh? well then Abhorned goes all up and in Kayen's face
  1700. [15:04] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> end turn
  1701. [15:04] <Cade[Soro]> In the distance, you vaguely notice several flashing meteorites crashing down not far from where you are.
  1702. [15:04] <Zhayko[Matt]> "How do I make a second game?"
  1703. [15:04] <Cade[Soro]> They are probably very relevant to this plot that Soro is making up on the spot.
  1704. [15:05] <Ana[Strat]> "Captchalogue it and tell me the code!"
  1705. [15:05] * Zhayko[Matt] does so.
  1706. [15:05] <Kayen[geri]> Kayen sidesteps the corpse and fires another shell at door this time.
  1707. [15:05] <Cade[Soro]> the code is AAAAAAAA.
  1708. [15:05] <Cade[Soro]> Who knew.
  1709. [15:05] * Ana[Strat] alchemizes it with her first guardian, THE OMNIPHONE.
  1710. [15:05] <Cade[Soro]> ...
  1711. [15:05] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6
  1712. [15:05] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  1713. [15:05] <Kayen[geri]> wot
  1714. [15:05] <Kayen[geri]> well
  1715. [15:05] <Zhayko[Matt]> (It's just portable alchemy)
  1716. [15:05] <Kayen[geri]> thats a misfire
  1717. [15:05] <Ana[Strat]> Portable alchemy in phone format. Super useful
  1718. [15:05] <Cade[Soro]> You now have a first guardian with the ability to play Selebr8.
  1719. [15:06] <Cade[Soro]> That's probably not a good thing.
  1720. [15:06] <Zhayko[Matt]> (But, it's also great, so she calls it the first guardian)
  1721. [15:06] <Ana[Strat]> I meant using THE OMNIPHONE to alchemize a copy
  1722. [15:06] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Who's sk;n and bones now you fuck!"
  1723. [15:06] <Ana[Strat]> But okay
  1724. [15:06] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d4+4
  1725. [15:06] <Ana[Strat]> Cool, that too
  1726. [15:06] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+4) [1+4] : {5}
  1727. [15:06] <Kayen[geri]> Alright door, his puppet, and kayen all take 5 damage
  1728. [15:06] <Kayen[geri]> nice
  1729. [15:07] * Ana[Strat] runs the game
  1730. [15:07] <Kayen[geri]> End turn then lol
  1731. [15:07] <Kayen[geri]> I guess I reload
  1732. [15:09] <Cade[Soro]> Ana runs the game.
  1733. [15:09] <Cade[Soro]> Are you the server, or the glient.
  1734. [15:09] <Cade[Soro]> *client
  1735. [15:09] <Ana[Strat]> Let's go server
  1736. [15:10] <Cade[Soro]> Your screen shifts to that of Zhayko inside the Guardian.
  1737. [15:10] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, your screen closes out.
  1738. [15:10] <Cade[Soro]> The Guardian starts flying away, informing you that it needs to get away from the others so they don't get demolished by meteors.
  1739. [15:10] <Zhayko[Matt]> "Understood"
  1740. [15:11] <Cade[Soro]> The rest of you all get a message on your phones from someone called apocalypticHarbinger.
  1741. [15:11] <Cade[Soro]> The text is obscured by weird green shit.
  1742. [15:12] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> While this is happening, Door continues to fight kayen with crush
  1743. [15:12] <Laviil[Silver]> "oh no"
  1744. [15:12] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1745. [15:12] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [7+4] : {11}
  1746. [15:12] <Laviil[Silver]> "thiiss better not be what ii thiink iit iiss"
  1747. [15:12] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> vs fort
  1748. [15:13] <Cade[Soro]> Hit or miss?
  1749. [15:13] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Kayen[geri]
  1750. [15:14] <Cade[Soro]> Ana, you should probably start doing the server thing where you place machines.
  1751. [15:14] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko is starting to run out of ammo.
  1752. [15:14] <Laviil[Silver]> "iif Ome sshowss uup ii'm ouut"
  1753. [15:14] <Zhayko[Matt]> Wait, I thought I was flying away from the world?
  1754. [15:14] * Ana[Strat] does the server thing, both via computer and via telekinesis because screw you 1e psionics
  1755. [15:14] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko is flying away from the party, but still on the world.
  1756. [15:14] <Laviil[Silver]> "ii'llll face the apocallypsse iinsstead"
  1757. [15:14] <Ceran[Gauss]> From the skies above, somewhere...
  1758. [15:15] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> (looking at her sheet it's a miss, so we'll just go with that)
  1759. [15:15] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, the machines plop down in your robot's control center.
  1760. [15:15] <Ceran[Gauss]> A young troll rides her dragon to battle.
  1761. [15:15] <Kayen[geri]> that misses door
  1762. [15:15] <Kayen[geri]> ye
  1763. [15:15] <Kayen[geri]> from the sheet
  1764. [15:15] <Cade[Soro]> Anonymous young troll, what's your name?
  1765. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> Alright, I use another shell, might switch weapons p soon
  1766. [15:16] * Zhayko[Matt] goes through the same steps he did before.
  1767. [15:16] <Cade[Soro]> Note: Dragon troll also got said message from AH.
  1768. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d20+6
  1769. [15:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+6) [1+6] : {7}
  1770. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> moite
  1771. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> Alright fuck this bot im using IRL dice from now on
  1772. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> !roll 1d4+4
  1773. [15:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d4+4) [4+4] : {8}
  1774. [15:16] <Kayen[geri]> Thats 8 damage to Kayen, the corpse, and door
  1775. [15:16] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> lol
  1776. [15:16] <Ceran[Gauss]> Unfortunately, Iferra doesn't have an electronic device.
  1777. [15:17] <Ceran[Gauss]> >Enter name
  1778. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> Zhayko, you run the steps, but this time instead of a timer you get a shutdown lever.
  1779. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> Ifairy Dragoon
  1780. [15:17] <Kayen[geri]> Annnnnd I reload again
  1781. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> It appears the lever will shut down the Guardian.
  1782. [15:17] <Zhayko[Matt]> Confused, I pull the lever.
  1783. [15:17] <Ceran[Gauss]> Stop.
  1784. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> You pull the lever, and the Guardian shuts down.
  1785. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> Nothing happens.
  1786. [15:17] <Ceran[Gauss]> That's 20% accurate.
  1787. [15:17] <Ceran[Gauss]> Try again.
  1788. [15:17] * Zhayko[Matt] quickly pulls the lever the other way so he doesn't fall to his death.
  1789. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> Several meteors blow holes in the Guardian, and you fall out.
  1790. [15:17] <Cade[Soro]> RIP
  1791. [15:18] <Cade[Soro]> Too late.
  1792. [15:18] <Cade[Soro]> As you fall, there's a flash of white light, and you vanish from the face of the Earth.
  1793. [15:18] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> using chain lighting against will (apparently :P)
  1794. [15:18] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+4
  1795. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+4) [16+4] : {20}
  1796. [15:18] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d8
  1797. [15:18] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d8) [4] : {4}
  1798. [15:18] <Cade[Soro]> You reappear in a dusty, barren landscape full of old temples, and small spiders.
  1799. [15:19] <Cade[Soro]> There's a thick layer of clouds above you.
  1800. [15:19] <Kayen[geri]> I refuse to accept vs will but it hits reflex anyways
  1801. [15:19] <Cade[Soro]> You feel unnerved.
  1802. [15:19] <Kayen[geri]> Does a 23 hit your AC
  1803. [15:20] <Kayen[geri]> jhb
  1804. [15:20] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> ?
  1805. [15:20] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> oh wait, you're using real dice now lol
  1806. [15:20] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> yeah it does
  1807. [15:20] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> I call hacks! :D
  1808. [15:21] <Kayen[geri]> Lolk
  1809. [15:21] * Zhayko[Matt] attempts to get the guardian working again.
  1810. [15:21] <Ceran[Gauss]> So anyway, there's a dragonrider...
  1811. [15:21] * Ana[Strat] uses server viewports plus telekinesis to help
  1812. [15:21] <Kayen[geri]> Alright... take.... 16 damage.
  1813. [15:21] == Ceran[Gauss] has changed nick to Iferra[Gauss]
  1814. [15:21] <Iferra[Gauss]> And her name is Iferra Kafshe.
  1815. [15:22] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> "Fuck... you... Kayen..."
  1816. [15:22] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> Door's rolling saving throws
  1817. [15:23] <Kayen[geri]> "I expect you'll get very used to looking up at ME."
  1818. [15:23] == Orea [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1819. [15:23] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> !Roll 1d20+1
  1820. [15:23] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+1) [9+1] : {10}
  1821. [15:23] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> 1 pass
  1822. [15:24] <Ana[Strat]> "Okay guys, I know I said it was fine to have fun fighting and all, but I think this might be going a little bit too far when the world is ending."
  1823. [15:24] <Cade[Soro]> sorry for the long delay
  1824. [15:25] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1825. [15:26] == Zhayko[Matt] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client]
  1826. [15:27] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  1827. [15:30] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  1828. [15:30] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :/
  1829. [15:30] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_RedLotus
  1830. [15:30] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :\
  1831. [15:32] == Cade[Soro] [[email protected]] has quit [Client Quit]
  1832. [15:32] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> :/
  1833. [15:33] == Iferra[Gauss] [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Leaving]
  1834. [15:33] <Ana[Strat]> Soro's apparently busy
  1835. [15:33] <Ana[Strat]> Pastebinned and can be continue later
  1836. [15:33] <Ana[Strat]> I guss
  1837. [15:34] <Ana[Strat]> I guess
  1838. [15:34] <Ildiir[Jarhead]> alright, well that was fun :3
  1839. [15:34] <Ana[Strat]> It was pretty great
  1840. [15:34] == Mike_Sardon[yzab] has changed nick to yzabtech
  1841. [15:34] <yzabtech> well, guess this ends the party
  1842. [15:34] <yzabtech> hope everyone had fun
  1843. [15:34] <yzabtech> this went 36 minutes over schedule and i'm really glad to see that
  1844. [15:35] == Ana[Strat] has changed nick to Strat
  1845. [15:35] <Strat> Heck yeah
  1846. [15:35] <yzabtech> last party actually died before it was over but a lot of people enjoyed it
  1847. [15:35] <yzabtech> so i'm glad to see that this one lived and i hope everyone enjoyed this one
  1848. [15:35] <yzabtech> and here's to many more irc parties
  1849. [15:35] <yzabtech> and here's to many more anniversaries.
  1850. [15:36] <yzabtech> so with that
  1851. [15:36] <yzabtech> ==END OF YEAR 2==
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