Mystiqueanon Goes To School (Episode 2)

>Wander downstairs to get breakfast
>Roommate (Chris) is already eating an omelette and a bowl of Shredded Wheat
>He looks up
>"Are you done strangling your dick so we can get to class?"
>Look outside at 6:00 am darkness
>"I still need to eat, dumbass"
>He points
>"Eggos are in the toaster."
>"Thanks"
>Eat
>Get in the car with Chris
>He's driving
>I yawn
>"Who's idea was it to have Weightlifting this early in the morning?"
>"Calm down, it's not like you're doing REAL lifting anyway."
>"I'm on the cross country team. If I lifted like you did, I'd loose all my endurance and look like a mongoloid."
>"You're just jealous of my gains, manlett."
>I give him a wry grin
>"5'11 isn't manlett status. I don't WANT your gains."
>"Lies. Manletts like you would kill for my 6'2" 260lb master race status."
>"If I ACTUALLY wan-"
>"Benching 340."
>"It's not like-"
>"Squatting 580."
>"Fuck o-"
>"AND I COULD EXPLODE YOUR HEAD WITH A WELL-TIMED SQUAT THRUST!!"
>I'm fighting laughter
>"You didn't even PLAY Borderlands2!"
>"Yea, but I watched YOU play the shit out of it, so I didn't have to."
>I chuckle
>Ride is quiet as we hit a thick patch of fog
>Start thinking about my newfound ability
>I wonder if I could just make my own gains that way
>Would I get stronger?
>Experimentation is required
>Pull up to parking spot
>Get out
>Head to weightlifting room